ITT fantasies you had in your teens Post them whether they were

I wanted to be a professional jazz musician.

I wanted to be a solider for basically my whole life, but then we invaded Iraq and I was like "fuck that shit lmao"

>>739984500
I wanted to be lead singer in a metalcore band. Don't judge me.

>>739984696
>solider
You've got a low enough IQ to be sent to Iraq, why didn't you want to go? You'd make a good bullet sponge for some of the real men serving our country.

I wanted to have sex with two of my cousins.

I wanted to be sexually assaulted by my little girl stepcousin.

>be me
>15
>bisexual
>Decently attractive
>Had a really good friend that I'd known since 3rd grade
>Knew pretty much everything about each other including kinks and stuff

For some reason I really wanted to suck his cock. A few times when I was alone with him like in his room I was somewhat suggestive but he was very straight and never showed any signs of budging. Now that I look back I realize that if I had been forward he probably wouldn't have turned me down, I mean what teenage boy would turn down a blowjob?

>>739984500
Freeze time and impregnate every fertile female in Europe.

>Used to get super hard in the shower
>drape washcloth over hard cock
>imagine in in a shared bath with other guys
>imagine normal conversation until the washcloth slowly gets pulled off
>even harder
Inb4 faggot
I'm bi

beatnick poet

>>739984500
>be about 13
>super hot reading teacher
>was high school girl's tennis coach
>thick muscular thighs, tight ass, perfect tits
>wore flip flops to class with her tennis skirt all the time
>fantasized about fucking her feet and her pussy at the same time

Took a while to realize most women aren't that flexible.

>>739985896
A straight one

i still kinda have this one but. fuck my cousin who molested me when i was 7

>>739985986
>Inb4 faggot
>I'm bi
So... you're a faggot then..

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>>739986304

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I used to fantasize about huge cocks coming out of girls' vaginas like this

>>739986304
Fair enough

>>739985896
I had a similar situation except I was more just infatuated with my friend's physique in general, he was like nearly a foot taller than me, and pretty damn ripped for a high schooler. I used to encourage him to work out more, and I'd compliment him whenever I noticed his gains. Sometimes I'd even sit in the school gym after classes to "hangout" but really just to watch. I'm honestly surprised now that he never acted suspicious about it at all.

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>>739984960
>being pedantic enough to go after a spelling error on fucking /b/
>attacking anon's intelligence
>has a hard on for the military
congratulations nigger

Being happy when I got older.

>>739986726
There is still time faggot. Just stop being you and start being a happy person. Put down your cock and go outside.

>>739986726
Yikes

>>739986675

You tell him, Spider-Man!

>>739986928
>Just stop being you

>>739984500
I was going to wait until my girlfriend would fall asleep before I tried to suck on her nipples because I imagined she would think that was too icky.

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>>739984500
I wanted to fall in love, get married, and have a family. I now realize women only pretend to want this too as a way of trapping and controlling men. Luckily I realized this before I got married or got a girl pregnant.

Now my fantasy is necrophilia.

>>739986928
Shut up, nigger. Not everyone can be as dumb and delusional as you are. I'm not even insulting you. I envy it.

I'm 18 I used to fantasize about feeling something, maybe love. But then I realize it probably just won't happen. And its a stupid thing to think about.

And now I fantasize about playing in a folk punk band. More realistically finishing up my web dev courses and getting a job, eventually finding contentment and happiness.

>>739986532
More of this.

>>739984500
I used to fantasize of femanons pissing on my chest. Later on, I would have a squirting fetish

>>739984960
I think it's moreso he doesn't chicken-peck the keyboard when he types, so a finger hit one key just a fraction of a second before the other. And it's fucking 4chan so he didn't spellcheck.

>>739987490
Shit if I was me I would care what you said but since I'm you I ain't even mad.

>>739986304
Well I'm straight, and I let my friend suck my dick when we were 13-15. Sometimes I sucked his too.

What now, faggot?

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When masturbating I would stare at my door hoping a woman would open it and fuck me.

>>739984500
I wanted to be a famous rock musician. I write songs and shit and play multiple instruments. Then I realized that I don't really have the voice or skills to reach such a level and gave up.

>>739988020
You is faggot

>>739988109
Like in the butt?

>>739984500

I wanted to be the Saugeen Stripper

>>739988125
You still can be anon. Step 1 listen to dub step. Step 2 recreate on shitty computer. Step 3 loli orgies.

Used to fantasize aboit "sex day" at school where guys picked a girl out of the whole school and fuck in designated rooms. Girls had no say and you could change partners through out the day.

being happy

>>739988373
I too enjoy a good hentai hands free dream cum session.

>>739988462
Drugs and a doggo. Problem solved faggot

>>739987737
Wish I had more
It's from the movie "Angel Blade"
There's at least one other scene where this happens
I'm pretty sure this movie turned me gay

>>739984500
My dreams, in order from first to last:
>be a dinosaur
>be a mad scientist, make dinosaurs
>be a mad scientist, make dinosaurs, mutate one into Godzilla
>be a paleontologist
>be an archaeologist/journalist, write for National Geographic
>the last one, but also do boxing on the side
>have enough money for rent

>>739986532
THAT BITCH JUST SHIT A DICK OUT HER SNIZZZ. A AWWW NO IT'S THE DEVIL.

>>739988714
I'm in my underpants so you tell me.

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>>739984500
I'm 19. I've never kissed a girl.

>>739989159
Then just rape one and get it out of yo system faggot. Motherfucking problem solver tonight.

>>739988020
>inb4 he had a feminine penis.

>>739984500
i wanted to be squirted on by a bunch of women, now that idea sickens me

>>739989266
It's not the same.

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>>739988760
She's magically borrowing a dick from some monster like one of the dudes in pic related

>>739988714
This is cute! And made me smile.

>>739989314
kek
His mouth was feminine though. That's all that mattered at the time since I couldn't know how to get girls to do it.

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I pretend to be Leslie Nielsen. That and things being made out of books. Like boob bricks. Guy was the man, Leslie Nielsen rubbing my dick on everything.

Sometimes I think about a hillside made out of boobs. And I was Leslie Nielsen on a sled bumping down a big bumpy Hill full of boobs.

>>739989594
>I like animal abuse.
Sicko

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>>739984696
Lol same. I enlisted in the army in 2014 so I could see the world. All I wanted was to be stationed OCONUS I didn't even give a shit about the pay or benefits. Low and behold after AIT they station my ass in shitty Central Texas F ort hood.

>>739984960
>You've got a low enough IQ to be sent to Iraq
Yet high enough IQ to not enlist

>>739984500
>Wanted to be rich didn't care how
>Always thought it would be cool to be a hot woman
>Always wanted to take a big cock in my ass. Some experienced fag talks me into sucking his cock and destroying my butthole.
Good dreams

>>739986928
youre right. youre absolutely right.

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I use to fanasize about this scene in the mummy returns being a lesbian scissor fight

I wanted to be hung by my wrists and have my armpits tortured.
Crazy this is it actually happened

>Friend comes over
>fucking around
>asks me a question
>"anon, are you ticklish?"
>tell him yes
>Bets 20 bucks he can get me to say mercy
>sure
>put on a sleeveless shirt and shorts
>find a good branch outside
>tied my hands together and step onto a stepstool
>without the stepstool I was helplessly hanging by my wrists
>friend looks me up and down and comments on my armpit hair
>proceeds to tickle my armpits mercilessly.
>writhing and kicking in the air, unable to prevent him from attacking my pits
>the next 10 minutes is me having my armpits tortured by his fingers, a brush, a feather, and a fork.
>sweat is dripping off of me by the time I finally give in.
>visible pit sweat stains
>still tickled me a couple of minutes after I begged him to let me go
>finally let me down
>still jerk off to it to this day.

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>>739990299

>>739989772
KEK!

>>739988820
Touché

In highschool I used to wish that time would stop for a brief while except for me so I could molest all the hot chicks.

>>739984500
I wanted to be happy

>>739991513
fucking crazy and unrealistic

>>739984500
We had a lake house and in that lake house there was a hole in the wall where a phone jack had been mounted and removed. When you looked through the hole, you could see into the linen closet in the bathroom. The fantasy was related to invite some girls from school to the lake, send them into the bathroom to change, but tell them to leave the linen cabinet doors open so the linens can air out.

The part I could never figure out was how to explain to anybody else around why I was staring into a hole in the living room wall. Also, this was a long, ling time ago, before tiny digital cameras were around.

>>739989159
That guy on the right is wearing a calculator watch upside down

>>739984960
>for the real men serving our country
You know for a second there I thought you were gonna be an intelligent person attacking anon about his spelling, which is immature, it's a typo get over yourself.

Too bad you turned out to be a dumbass, go back to jerking off your jarhead buddies in the barracks lol and people on /b/ will continue to make spelling errors without you trying to terrorize and demean them.

Pat yourself on the back though, you sure showed him

>>739991975
How/why the fuck did you even notice that?

>>739991975
Kinda looks like the retarded kid from breaking bad

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>>739992369
Because I have the same one
Dont laugh at me man it was $10 and I can type 80085 on it

>>739984696
Same

>>739992580
It looks cool t b h

Never a fantasy but one night when my buddy was sleeping over I got a great idea. I decided to jerk off over him and got cum in his hair.
Made pancakes in the morning and told him I spilled syrup on him.

>>739992960
Since when is syrup pearly white?

>>739992580
>>739992520
>>739991975
It's from a scene in this movie.
http://imdb.com/rg/an_share/title/title/tt1650043/
That movie is my guilty pleasure.

>>739989790
At least Fort Hood isn't Copperas Cove just over to the west.

>>739993001
but the syrup my dad always put on my pancakes was pearly white

>>739984588
Nerd

When I was 8-9 years old, I became friends with my neighbors grandsons which were around my age. They had they hottest teenage sisters that used to babysit us. They would play with us and tickle me and such. What I wish I had the balls to sneak into their sleeping bags during our sleepovers. Missed opportunities man..

>>739991166
Saaaaaaame

fucking my half sister. its only half inbred so i never really gave a shit.

>>739993605
Me too
There's a pretty decent movie about this idea, I forgot the name though

>>739993001
It dried in his hair. Was just crusty when he woke up

>>739986124
Same

I wanted to be that poet writer artist fag who had a laid back and smooth demeanor about him. Wanted to be that guy who just sat back, sipped some tea, or espresso listening to smooth jazz, blues, or classical just pondering ideas for new inspiration in a motor home, trailer, or bus, just something portable that I can park and settle.

Still to this day I think about how I can achieve income from something that I created. Maybe one day. Never too late.

>>739993719
Cashback is the movie I was thinking of

>>739991166
Same but I also worried if that happened that anybody I touched would be pulled out of the frozen time

>>739987736
gay lmao

>>739993719
I still think about it when I am daydreaming tbh. I like to think I would steal or something but most of my time would be spent on rape

Growing up I wished I was a girl so I could have lesbien sex with my cousin an her girlfriend instead of them not wanting me around and making fun of me because I'm a boy.

>>739993902
Yeah but nobody would believe them or you could just commit the perfect crime after

>>739984500
Used to imagine in school everyone would freeze in time so I could just go around fucking whoever I wanted.

>>739985896
I can honestly say I wouldn't let my buddy suck my dick, even as a horny teenager.

>>739992580
Living the dream

>>739984500
Before I could cum, I always imagined I would pee inside a girl. Miss that fantasy, but at the same time, glad it never happened.

>>739994200
>>739993988
>>739994172
>>739993902
>>739993804
>>739993719
>>739993605
>>739991166
"Freeze time" is the best fantasy comfirmed

>>739993719
Clockstoppers

Movie gave me the same ideas

>>739985177
my man

>>739988020
>Well I'm straight
>Sometimes I sucked his too
One of these two statements has to be false. Pick one.

I always wanted to grow up alone and never feel the love of a women

When I was 9 i wanted to be my older cousins husband.

>>739991166

lol same, would imagine that as i walked home and there were hot chicks in front of me

>>739994383
How close were you two though? Like I said, we know everything about each other pretty much

>>739994875
If you suck a dick or even get fully penetrated in a dark room while it is completely silent it isn't gay.

>>739987343
> too icky...
Where the fuck am I and what did you do with my /b?

>>739993487
>Missed opportunities man
Yeah, because they would've totally fucked a 9 year old

>>739994607
Can't believe that no one mentioned being afraid the girls you were imagining fucking could hear your thoughts so you have to stop thinking about it. I can't be the only one.

>>739994383
I had friends that I was closer to than my own family. Still wouldn't let either of them suck me.

>>739984500
I was super big into time stop fantasies. If I saw a girl bending over, or wearing a skirt, or just positioned such that I could see right up her shorts, I always imagined being able to pause time and start exploring.

>>739996179
Meant for
>>739995088

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>>739995305

>>739984500

Wanted to be a millionaire...check
Wanted to have a loving wife ( uncheck)
wanted to have ids ( no wife...no kids ...uncheck)
Wanted to believe in God ( uncheck)
Wanted to know for certain of an after life (uncheck)

Already dead. my life is black.
Last GF was 8 years ago, she had about 5 miscarriages. havent dated or been laid since.

this life sucks, would anhero if I didn't know that you would just go to nothingness when dead

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>>739984500
Pic related

>>739996359
Ayy Victor?

>>739984500
I have always wanted a girl to make Wookie sounds during sex and just go fucking nuts riding on top, pounding on my chest wearing an ammo belt across her chest.

It's never happened, hopefully someone else can make it their life goal.

>>739996689

Who doesnt make wookie sounds during sex?
Shit, Ive even fucked chicks into making wookie noises. Surprize buttsecs does the trick.

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>>739984500

>>739984500
My fantasy was for you to give me the sauce on that picture

>>739994607

Shit I had this one too. I wanted to take the clothes off every girl and then start time again.

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>>739984500
>Teens, you say?
Well,
>wanted to grow up to be a gamepro
>wanted to have DBZ-powers
There were hundreds of sites from 2000-2006 that supposedly 'taught' people how to achieve this. Look up: Radical Ki
>wanted to become a powerful irl wizard/mage
>for a brief time, wanted to become a Marine
>wanted to be accepted by peers and family
>wanted an attractive gf
>wanted to live in the Mushroom Kingdom
>wanted to fuck a female clone of myself from another dimension
>believed in 'god'
>believed in 'satan'
>believed the official narrative of the "Middle East" being an evil country hell-bent on bringing forth Armageddon

>>739984500
To fuck a girl and creampie her, while her little sister and mom both sucked on one of my balls each.... was always my fantasy. Dunno why.

>>739985896
as a horny teenager with a gay friend who legitimately offered to suck my dick, I can confirm that I wouldnt let him blow me

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I wanted to have sex with my sister, I dont have a sister

>>739996418

You're a goddamn millionaire. Buy some kids.

>>739984500
>ITT fantasies you had in your teens
I fantasized about getting a blowjob from my girlfriend's mom.
My gf was somewhat 'meh' but her mom was an epic MILF.

I think that's why I stayed with her as long as I did.

When I was 13-14 I would dream about having cages of all types of (white) woman naked for me to do whatever I wanted. Like a dog kennel.

This was well before I encountered porn and before mainstream internet adoption so it was pretty much 100% imagination.

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>threesome with twins

>>739988020
ever 69 with him?

>>739996893
The wookie roll of the tongue is not what happens when the cock goes in their butt. I think you have not watched enough Star Wars.

>>739997385

How many times did they get fucked by Hollywood Jews?

>>739984500
Like most teens with hot moms, I wanted to fuck my mom. In my late pre teens, I snooped one of the boxes left out for trash night. I found a bunch of videos just marked "XXX". It was my parents' home made porn, mostly focusing on my mother and sometimes my aunt. I wore them out fapping into my early 20s.
I overheard my aunt tell my mother about "the looks" I give them and ask "are you sure he threw out THOSE videos?"
While we were wasted, my aunt and I made out once. She had her guard up with me since. I'm hoping to bang her before she gets too old. Not Mom, but close enough.
I still fap to the memories of the porns.

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>>739984500
sit on a girls lap and playing with her tiddies while deeply penetrating her.
anatomy wasnt my strength

Same fantasy from age of 9
femanon 23 now.
always wanted people to walk in on me in the shower or just naked
Happened a few times.
left the door unlocked anytime i was naked.
im not into public nudity or anything like that, just people walking in on me.

>>739997385
I think you have a shot with them now.

>>739995305
True. And me and my also heterosexual male friend, our sex wasn't gay. We were just a couple of completely straight guys helping each other out. *ring ring* Hello? Your girlfriend isn't putting out tonight either? I'll be right over.

>>739997722

Post nudes

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>>739984500

From literally about the age of 5 until now (35) I fantasized about being stripped naked and being put under the control of girls I knew. The pic was/is characteristic of what I wanted to happen to me.

>>739997221

Dont fuck your sister....shit gets awkward at bathtime.

>>739997722
I used to answer the door naked when I heard missionaries were knocking on doors. My friends would call me to watch their reaction. Usually Jahova's Witnesses, sometimes Mormons, rarely anyone else. It's been 4 years since any of them knocked on my door now. Party poopers.

>>739997221

I accidently my sister. shit was so cash. I took photos too, my mom found them. instead of getting mad, she wanted to act out what was in the photos.

Dad doesnt know.

>>739998950
>instead of getting mad, she wanted to act out what was in the photos.

Tells us more.

>>739984500
At fifteen i had one about fucking a cheerleader from a rival school while people from my school watched and sang the alma mater. This was mainly in response to one dream i had where that same cheerleader raped me to seduce me to her side.

from around 16 onward i developed a feminization kink. But in response, I would have weeks of strictly straight fantasies. One that came up when i was 17 was when I fucked this rave slut in my school's gym.

>>739998839
holy shit thats classic,
i like to flirt with them and make them uncomfotable, but i will consider going nude.

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>>739984500
fucking a girl so hard milk came out of her breast

man i love titties

>>739999485
>from around 16 onward i developed a feminization kink.

I used to get my ex to read Story of Prissy to me while doing coke and eating her out.

When I was about 12-13, was totally bi (in my head, no sex yet.) I would've fucked anything at any time. Curious about anything even remotely sexual. Tried anal play. Loved it. I quickly worked my way up from one finger to bigger and bigger objects. I could fist myself before I even had a full bush. Used to sit with my bedpost up my ass (somewhere between the size of a red bull can and normal 12 oz can) and fantasize about being a girl getting gang raped by hundreds of guys. Essentially I was a trap before I knew what traps were. Glad it wasn't even remotely socially acceptable back then. I probably would've went trans. Totally straight now though. Still love anal play, but never gone through with it with a guy.

Side note: now I can't help but wonder how many "trans" were actually just normal teenagers with crazy high sex drives or something similar, but got started on hormones before their natural hormones balanced back out so just kept rolling full trans.

>>740000411

Dude, I fucked a chick who was lactating.
GD that shit is awesome, when she came it was like streams of milk were coming out....

LOL, later that morning I squeezed titty juice int the coffee she made me . Tittie milk fucking rocks in coffee.

>>739993069
I was stationed at Ft hood, and rented a house in Copperas cove..... You right.

>>740000831
My ex gave me a girl makeover one time but i couldn't deal with her tumblr mannerisms long enough for that to become a part of our relationship

I always fantasized seeing my gf get her vag licked by a dog, luckily enough it happened with 3 gfs over the years

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I got really into jimmy neutron and came up with this very comprehensive fantasy I was a boy/teen genius with an underground lab, flying vehicle, and a wife and kids for some reason.

>>739984500
consensual sex in the missionary position
turned out it was a completely ridiculous/unrealistic fantasy

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>>740000953
>>740000953
>>740000953

>>740001441
They don't have time to consent when you blitz them with chloroform and wake up tied up in your basement. Try doing it without kidnapping and rape.

>>739988760
BokuNoPicoreact.webm

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In the 5th grade, when the teacher asked us to declare what we wanted to be when we grew up, I proudly said
>I want to be a Game-pro.
Everyone laughed. Yet today, you can get paid to play games professionally.

>>739984500
>getting laid
>still hasnt happened
>23 now

>>739988020
Talking to yourself?

>>739984500
>Having a gf.
29 and it's still just a fantasy. If I even get close to a first date you guys better get to taking care of your bucket lists because the world is probably going to end. Either that or my life is about to go straight to hell because I dared to be even a little happy.

>>739986726
Jacking iff every day leads to depression. Go to the gym, look at some ass and pump some weights. You're bound to meet a girl or a friend if you're that lonely.

>>739988714
is this... wholesome chan?

I still have the same fantasy.
I want to have a harem of MILFs living next door.
I wish I had a really sexy, thick milfy mom and 2 thick sexy milfs as neighbors as well.
And that when I get home they get me dinner ready and they beg for my cum, almost like if it was the cure for cancer. Cumming lots on them and inside them, watching their ahegao faces when I fuck them and play with eachother,
Man... I wish my life was a hentai...

>>739984500
I was into videos of girls pooping as a teen.

Then one day I farted while fapping and I had an epiphany.

>>739996512
Got more?

>>740002059
Excellent! Superb! Toasty!

>>739997663
She ended the make out session when she almost simutaniusly that I was her nephew, my cock was out, and my dick touched her pussy lips while I was attempting upskirt action with her panties pulled to the side.
Mom and aunt now never drink around me, suspecting I'm trying to fuck them. They're right, but I keep lying about it saying "It was just the booze and I didn't realize I almost did incest."

>>740003353
well... what was it?

>>740004713
Poop smells bad.

>>740004793
kek

>>739987458


Hmm. I married the girl I started dating when we were 15. Never looked back.

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>>739984500
I wanted to be Emperor of the World. I was in middle school and I planned my rise/eventual coup and told my friends that I would make them nobles.
Then I realized that I'm not charismatic enough to run for town council, let alone overthrow the world order.

>>739984500

I know one was being chased down by the hundreds of girls at my school (naked of course) and being made to eat pussy for the rest of my life.

>>740006832

Man, no joke. Eating pussy forever with a nice supply of cocaine is my goddamn dream come true.

>>739984500
I always dreamed of getting a high powered rifle or smg and shooting up my school.
Now i do the same thing but with my workplace instead.

Always told myself I wanted to bang a hot mom (30-40) years old before I turned 25.

27 now and still havent fucked a woman over 23

>>739984588
Dubs Czech' d

Also this. But I became too lazy and switched instruments because it was more fun to play funk bass

>>739984500
I had this dream that I could morph my body to look how ever I wanted and could change my body to be sick, healthy, etc. My first morph in the dream was a woman with wonderful tits, a great ass, that was pregnant with like 20 kids at the same time

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>>739986726
Fuck, here's your (you)

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>>739984588

>>739984500

Man, I wanted to be locked in chastity by the girls in my junior high school. Just fucking passed around by them, chained up in the locker room forced to see them naked taunting me while my cock was restrained.

>>739984500
Having a loyal gf

>>739997707
Suck my dick while I tuck that ass!

>>739995801
Maybe not fucked, but maybe some heavy petting might have been in order.

>>739993719
Clock Stoppers.

>>740007567
Now I am gonna' fap to the fantasy of morphing into some big muscular guy, kidnapping my mother and aunt, and raping them.

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>>740009627
Yikes.

I wanted to have a good, stable, secure job that I enjoyed, that I could retire early from with a good pension, and have the money to own my own home, while living in the state I wanted to, close to a lot of my relatives.

That dream got ruined thank to that God Dammed Motherfucking Low Life Piece Of Shit Bill Clinton, and his exchanging pushing through NAFTA and GATT and MFN for China, in exchange for illegal campaign contributions for bribes. I hope him and that dirty cunt Hillary, BURN IN HELL FOR ALL TIME!!! for fucking our country over so horribly.

My job got moved to Nogales fucking Mexico, and all I got was a few extra weeks of unemployment because of losing it to nafta.

Will never forgive the so called free traders for what they have done to this country.

>>739996077
You're not the only one

>>740007645
>Oh you "love" jazz? Who's this?
Charles Dingus

>>740009935

No it's Thelonius Punk

>>740009935
No it's Bitch Corea

>>740009627

So hot...

>>740009935
No it's Miles Gayvis

>>739984500
>Be me
>18 Always wanted to be a cop like my father was
>Start training
>get pretty fit
>Always had some problems with scars in my nose, nothing serious just didn't look ok
>Suddenly diagnosed with rosacea
>"Anon you should not expose to direct sunlight while on your meds"
I think that shit was a God's signal, I'm gonna take my plan B, going to university and be a lawyer, and also get rich.
I'm not even religious but fuck it

>>739985621
Me too

>>740009935
No it's Gaynard Faggerson

>>739985177
>only 2
Step up your game

In my teens my fantasies just involved me wanting to fuck just about everything

>>740010816
That's all teenage males and some teenage females. I think this thread is about favorite fantasies.

I always had these contrasting fantasies where one day I would imagine shooting up all my bullies at school. And the next day I'd imagobe there being some other kid shooting up the school and I would save my friends.
Both are retarded I get it.

in middle school, i wanted to be tied down and forced to eat out all the hot girls in my grade

>>740009935
No it's jizzy gillespi

>>739984500
>Be me
>16
>Play airsoft a lot
>I always wanted to fuck a sniper girl
>Just take advantage while she is helpless
>Pretty retarded i know
>Be in a forest one day
>CTF with friends
>two girls on the other team
>one has a scope on her plastic ak47
>act's like a sniper
>BUENO.gif
>sneak around the battlefield like a complete fag
>My team is wondering where i went
>Finally spot my target
>put a bag i prepared for this occasion over my head
>nervous as fuck
>Want to blind her as soon as i strike so she wont know it was me
>CHAAAARGE.png
>As i try to blindfold her, and tie her hands at the same time
>She just rolls over and kicks me in the nuts
>crack.mp3
>fall down on the ground and weep like a pussi
>she laughs
>tfw she thought i was just acting like a soldier
>wanting to capture her and shit
>she didn't notice me raging boner
>thankfuck.jpg

>>739996418
you should totally give me some money so i can become successful.

also, my childish fantasy included my older sister walking in on me jerking off and then showing me how it's "really done" by giving me a handjob before she starts masturbating as well

i tried to get it to become a reality, and she walked in on me and i had a giant fucking grin on my face until she turned around and left the door wide open with mum standing behind her with my folded clothes

Sitting in class I always daydreamed about freezing time then switching all the girls' panties around every day.

>>740011624
Odd...

>>739992960
While he was sleeping?

I wanted to fuck my friends mom. I spent alot of time at her house. I saw her naked a couple times. She let me steal a few glances but never let me touch. Turns out she died of aids 10 years later. No joke.

>>739987736
Folk punk is fucking terrible.

Learn react and get a job like a good boy. Don't be a scrub.

>>739994515
I actually peed in my ex girlfriend's butthole once. We were in the middle of some hard drunken anal and I got the sudden urge to pee. Dick was not going down so I just kept slamming into her while the urge to pee got stronger. Finally the pain of holding it was too much and I just relaxed. My dick instantly shrunk to like a half guy but I was still in her ass and emptying my bladder. She said something like oh you make me feel so full. I started laughing and said I just pissed in your ass. She got angry. Ex girlfriend.exe.

>>740008533
Is this what it's like to be a delusional virgin?

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>>740007026
Yes it is very desirable. I imagine it every night before sleep

>>740010100
>>740010157
>>740010289
>>740010530
>>740009935
Nice

>>740012174
I did fuck my friend's mom. She took my v-card and was proud of it. I was 12. We fucked off and on until I was 20. She spent a few weeks here and there in the psych ward at a local hospital.

>>740011290

Yep, pretty much.

>>739984500
I wanted to be OP but I'm not a faggot

I had one where I wanted to save up 4 liters of cum
pour half into this particular girl's pussy and half into her ass
then make her go to school and try to hold it all in

>>740013752
Awsome. Crazy chicks tend to be the best fucks.

I would have loved to give consensual oral sex to my youngest sister, preferably when she was 9-12yo, with nothing in return unless she did it freely on her own. all in all it was totally unrealistic as i would never risk our good family relationship for just 1 pussy. we showered together fairly often, when she was younger I sometimes had to help her shower/bathe but nothing overtly sexual.

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I wanted to sext a milf with the dickplant emoji

ITT: "I used to fantasize about being gay"

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I wanted to have sex with yogi bear
(Which did happen in a wet dream)

I wanted to be fucked by men in all kinds of uniforms

Guess which one turned out to happen

>>739984500
I dreamed about anally raping a lesbian friend at knife point.
Came in my fucking bedsheets.

>>740013730


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>>740009935 #
>Nice

Thanks

>>739984500

Just wanted to be an oral sex slave to all the girls in my jr. high. All of them. Eat pussy day night afternoon, naked, in chastity, female teachers egging me on, pussy pussy pussy. Drowning in pussy juice giving 13 year olds orgasms.

>>740014005
The hardest part about it was when we were drinking a bottle of whiskey and I told my friend I fucked his mom. We were in the trust tree. He flipped the fuck out and tried to beat my ass. Gave him enough of a beat down that I thought he was done for the night. Woke up the next morning to my girlfriend passed out straddling his dick. Stupid whiskey.

>>739984500
thread pic is the saugeen stripper lmao incase anyone was wondering

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When I was in high school, I'd hope that my art teacher would hold me after class or tell me to come in after school. Then possibly fuck me, or just the fantasy of fucking a teacher would be nice

>>740015968
I looked up my art teacher's skirt and saw her pussy.

>>740015968

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM28YFrMdfI

>>740014809
If I was in your shoes, I would have started fucking her while his dick was still in her. When that wakes them up I would have said "Sorry, I thought you were finished." Not stopping to say it though.

I really wanted this one girl that was totally obsessed with me to lock me in her basement and make me her little secret slave for the rest of her life.

>>739984500
Being a surgeon and fucking every girl except my girlfriend. Now I'm a surgeon and engaged to that girlfriend, and would never cheat on her.

>>739984500
I wanted to raise an army and take control of Washington, Oregon, and Idaho, then wall it off from the rest of America and rule over it a benevolent leader. I thought I knew how to fix our country and that seemed the easiest way to do it.

I just wanted to provide a good life for people, because I grew up low income and I saw how people struggled. I realize now it was completely retarded and also pretty cringy.

>>739985986
You're bi? sooooo you like dick

THAT'S FAGGOT AS FUCK

>>740016124
I needed that to basically happen to me kek
>>740016122
Was she good looking

>>740016235

Why don't girls realize they have this fucking power

When i was 13-14 and in the shower i would wank off with shower gel (bad) and imagine my highschool crushes were on my cock and then getting younger and older as i fucked them, moaning in young voice and older. Shit was cash.

>>740016195
I was heartbroken. It was after that I pissed in her ass.

>>739985950
You better be European male.

I wanted to become a druid, like some old alchemist. Basically getting good at chemistry.
At that time i was 17.

>>740016366
Cascadia Rising!

>>739984500

I would lay down in the shower and imagine the water was every girl in my school pissing on my simultaneously. No fucking joke. Dozens of orgasms that way.

>>739990299
gayyyyy

>>740016604
You ever try just pissing on yourself, not that bad actually

>>739984500
I wanted to own a bank when I was a kid. I wanted to own a bank when I was in my teens. I still want to own a bank.

I like to think I am a consistent person.

>>740016450
See
>>740012938

>>739998950
bullshit

>>740016369
Yes, she was probably around 50, late 40s. Fit and with nice, stylish shoulder length blonde hair.

>>740016450
Damn. Sorry to hear that. I'm so jaded that I expect to be betrayed by the weak wills of others.

>>740016668

Yessir. Not too shabby

>>740017311
That was 1992. A whole lot of years have gone by and I'm all good. She, on the other hand, got busted a few months back for having a meth lab in her house.
My boy did me a favor.

>>739990299
And they say gay isn't a mental disorder.

>>739984500
I guess just me banging a lot of hoe's or actually...getting a gf ;_;

I wish my taste was like when I was a younger teen again. My porn taste is mostly just me fapping to nigger on white girl porn for the past 10+ years. Never had a gf either or sex either.

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I want to be pegged by a mommy girlfriend

>>740018258
Da fuck is wrong with you boy? You gots to go out there and gets that ass! Stupid crackers!

>>740018425
I'm too much of a fuck up mentally and socially at this point. Even then I was just a screw up talking to girls. Now though I would be totally lost. My interests consist of going on 4chan, talking about video games or other 4chan topics, and masturbating to porn. This is pretty much my "hobbies" now. I don't even play games anymore due to depression and nothing really interesting me for too long.

>>739984500
In high school I wanted to be a doctor so that people would look at me and say "he made it."

I am poor trailer trash. Now I am an unhappy, near millionaire (I'm nearly there) software developer.

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>>739988221

I wanted a robot body, like RoboCop. And an underground video game lair

Rich famous musician

Never even really tried

>>740016366
Oh god, can you imagine Seattle leading the country? At least there wouldn't be any homeless in California or New York anymore.

>>740016396
Because they want to be the ones locked in the basement

Its a bitch's deepest desire to be pursued

I'm wanted to be like the winchesters brothers from the serie Supernatural, and go in a trip around the country exorcizing demons with my friends.
I'm an atheist now.

>>740009691
Fucking love this girl man.
Best chaturbate girl

"than' youuu"
heart melts every time

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>>739998950

>>740018697

If you're almost a millionaire, why don't you go become a doctor or whatever else you'd like to do in order to be happy?

Hell, I'm almost a lawyer (out of a great school) and I'm trying to become a philosophy prof.

I'M GOING TO WALK TO ALASKA FR9M ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING FUCKING GO GET IT.

I remember having a really fucking bizarre dream around my teens.

>girl I like at school is my sister
>she is wearing some red PVC raincoat
>opens it up to a black PVC dress underneath
>we start fucking in every room in the house since it is dinnertime and we live across from the school, only us in

That's it.
Hottest dream.
She lives just behind me 12 years later.

>>740021288
Someone will take it. Better to have nothing to take.

DUCK ANYONE AND ANYTHING THAT GETS IN YOUR WAY ETHIER CUT IT OUT OF YOUR LIFE, FUCK IT, OR KILL AND EAT IT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT BUT DON'T JUST WASTE IT AWAY.

>>740021368
THEN TAKE IT FRoM THEM. FUCKING GO GET IT. IF YOU SET A GOAL IT IS ACHIEVABLE IF YOU SO WANT IT TO BE.

>>740021428
I WANT TO BE 10 GODS

>>740021428
Everyone will take it back

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>>740021453
I'M ON MY WAY
ONE STEP AT A TIME

>>740021453
THEN BE TEN FUCKING GODS OF YOU'RE LIFE YOU JUST WON'T BE ALLL POWEFUL MOTHERFUCKER. CONTROL WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU DO IT SAY WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO SAY NOT SAYING THERE WON'T BE CONSEQUENCE BUT YOU'RE IN CONTROL.

>>740021474
THEN DON'T LET THEM. ETHIER FIGHT OR DIE THAT'S HOW THE WORLD SHALL GO.

>>740007270
Yea I wanted the same, I'm 29 now and I've only fucked one girl who was like 3 years older than me and once I fingered my friends mum. She put a stop to anything further though...

I wanted the perfect girl, someone who made me feel like king of the world. I had it for a little while, she made me feel amazing, but she got fat, demanding and selfish, her family and mine was fucked and she cheated on me. Ended up settling for a girl that I never liked but gave me everything, threesomes, anal, money and had a tight body. I knew I shouldn't go there but I did, now 9 years, 2 kids and a fat wife who doesn't put out later I'm fucking miserable. I honestly thought I'd be happy but ehhhh....

used to jerkoff thinking about making my sister suck my dick

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i always wanted to have a sleepover at a friends house as ive heard his younger sister sometimes praked his friends by sneaking into their room in the morning and waking his pal by smothering his face with her bare foot.

having a massive foot fetish i always wanted to experience that. plus she hat the cutest teen feet imaginable.

>>739985896
That would have ruined my friendship if a guy tried to suck me off, I always preferred the company of girls and disliked most guys to begin with.

>>739984500
I was a socially awkward nerd that everyone made rumors about being the next columbine kid. Got a huge crush on a girl who didn't immediately try to mess with me. Wanted to sex her and make her my gf. needless to say I never sexed until college after recovering from some severe depression and got a timid gf within a month so I got some of my fantasies.

>>739985896
>>739985896
It probably would have changed the nature of your friendship, for the worse. But I had the same thing, was curious and wanted to blow a buddy of mine when I was 14, 15. Used to see his cock a lot when we'd change to swim or whatever. We're both married to women now, with kids of our own.

>>739989159
It's okay. I didn't kiss a girl till I was 22.
Then she became my gf. You'll have your opportunity to become a normie and rebuke the wizard lifestyle someday.

>>739991166
They have porn of that.
https://xhamster.com/movies/3060855/time_stop_fuck_in_court_4_by_packmans.html

>>739989159
kissing is bullshit. its not even enjoyable. Go for the vagina bro.

>>739988109
different anon, similar story. Whenever I heard a sound while masturbating in the dark, I always hoped it was some robber who'd let me fuck her for my silence

>>739993902
>>739994172
Fucking this. Way too much time was spent getting lost thinking about that exact situation on the bus home

>>739996077
I used to stare at people and get them to do something if they could hear my thoughts, fuck I was paranoid

>>739984500
>fantasies are all that is left
>feelsbadman.jpeg

>>739989159
Go to a bar and drink a few beers you faggot, you'll fuck a drunk bitch soon enough if you look half decent and don't smell like shit

>>739984500
In 5th grade I used to imagine a badass villain coming to terrorize my school and me being the only badass able to stop him.

We'd have a cool kungfu fight with me going down and my crush coming over and crying for me which would bring me back to life and let me stop the bag guy.

Now I just post on 4chan. So, ya know...

>>739993733
NEET here, what you describe is pretty much my me. Except I don't do poetry. Living the life, presently.

>>739988020
Lol

>>739988221
Fuck you I just shat myself

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>>739990498

>>739991975
Please, anon... Never change.

>>739991166
Come on. I mean seriously who hasn't?

>>739998002
This. Nothing gay about a bit of mutual brofucking.