Civilization Thread: Rules: Dubs decide new nations and what

>>739981985
Existential Crisis Island: they do absolutely nothing of note

Star Followers of Cthulhu, top right island.

>>739981985
The Great Nation of Colebekistan inhabits the top right landmass. Totally gravel based economy, also they're communist. Long live Colebekistan.

>>739982519
re-roll

Skruntt inc. Is the megacorp of the desert peninsula of left isle. Everyone has two color CRTs in their home, which constantly replays reruns of the wonder years

>>739983747
Re roll. Every house has a dog, each one is a grotesquely failed attempt to clone Pluto

>>739983553
re-roll

>>739983929
The CEO, bobby big buxxx, has a private navy of elite zeppilins. He dreams of using this to steal the nipples of all those who are shorter than 5'8

>>739983956
Re-rolling once again

>>739984217
The land army is based around commandos who throw claymores like ninja stars, and the sea navy is made up entirely of blood lusted sharks

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>>739984226
This is the one

A tribe of nigs build a village on the desert of the west island

>>739984672
reroll 1

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>>739984459
Re-roll, please get this one.

>>739984446
The largest city, Scoopsmaglata, is just a huge pyramid containing 11 million people in cramped quarters

>>739984852
The capital, salacious center, is home to 6 million all livimg in luxury highrises. However, they all have dial up internet

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>>739984773
Again

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>>739981985
New nation name : omae wa shindeiru
Capital: Nani?

>>739985014
Re-roll

>>739983025
Re-roll

>>739984997
The rural areas are home to sandpires, who suck all the moisture out of you through your dick.

>>739985091
Re-roll

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>>739985081
re-roll

Left Island is called

New Zimbabwe

>>739985186
Re-roll, couple more and that is it.

>>739985176
They citizens kill robots on sight

>>739985279
Re-roll once again.

>>739985341
Last one

>>739985290
The main export is cheese curds and poutine

>>739982519
I like this one, rollin for it,

>>739985398
Rolllll

>>739981985
Vagina creatures emerge from the sea to spread life from their birth canals all across the land

>>739985491
Im out of ideas.
They send POWs to a wrestling tournament

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>>739985400
Star Followers of Cthulhu appears.

New Nazi Union, at the tip of the left island.

>>739985673
Everyone has a Porsche, but few have a drivers liscense

>>739985750
Re-roll.

>>739985780
Yu Gi Oh is the national pastime

>>739983025
Re-rollerino

>>739985750
Re-roll

>>739985882
The corporation wants to steal all the amibos in the world and sell them at a steep markup

>>739985996
re-roll, i want an oil corporation

>>739985996
The Grinch and Waldo are influential shareholders

>>739985750
ooo I like this one as well, rollin, but also they start a war with the star follows of cthulhu (SFC)

>>739986096
reroll

>>739986095
There are schools, but all the kids are out skatebording and doin the marijuanas

>>739986266
Finaly! Please respect my complex lore, OP

>>739986402
Quite a lot to take in. But I'll try my best to add everything. But I'll try my best.

SFC build a monument the Cthulhu, using slave labour.

>>739985750
Rolling for this, but has to be ruled by a Council of Hitlers with the same mindset and motives as the original one if I'm dubs.

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>>739986402

>>739986813
Re rolling until OP tells me Im outta rolls

>>739986813
Re rolling

>>739986747
>>739986813
rollin for these 2, pref the hitler one if i only get one

>>739987009
Infinite rolls.

>>739987059
reroll

>>739987090
and again

>>739986813
roll

>>739986096
reroll

>>739987059
get them both and have one nazi land be a soviet-esque buffer

>>739987229
rollin

Top peninsula area of the right island becomes Donglandia. Donglandia is a very nice capitalist nation that uses robots as it's main export, with the 2nd main being plastic robot kits.

>>739987333
CHECKED

>>739987392
Roll

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>>739987333

Super techologicaly advanced african nation appears.

>>739987453
Rolling

>>739987487
roll for Wakanda

>>739987079
Then the 4th reich will soon rein supreme
>>739987009
They see me rolling

>>739987565
last roll

>>739987392
Yes.>>739987421

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>>739987333
Oh, ok good. This means council of Hitlers is slightly more op than capitalist fags doen south, yeah?

Trips roller is declared Hitler 1. Rest of us help roll to fufill at least one of his wishes.

>>739987392
oh look, its the penguin of doom. saying random shit isnt funny faggot.

>>739986820
North of the bottom right island is called OP's gulf, everyone there is addicted to cock

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Cthulhu Worshipers build a momument, which expands it's borders.

The New Nazi Union appears, with a council of multiple Hitlers. At least one won't leave like before :(

The Dwarven kingdom of stonehold controls the north lands of the left continent

the kkk appears below NNU, they are allies

>>739988200
Cthulhu worshipers start appearing in across the globe, spreading the word of Cthulhu, something begins to awaken deep in the ocean....

>>739988354
Re-roll

>>739988200
The south-east continent is conquered by THE FUCKING HUNS

>>739988279
Scratch that. East lands of the right continent.

>>739988401
re-roll

>>739988354
Rolling for allies.

Should probably seperate roll, but Nazis fund/support war in favor of Skruntt before Hentai land gets out of control.

Possibly consider moving to new thread before 404ing.

>>739988511
THE FUCKING HUNS land in the south-east continent.

>>739988401
rollerino

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>>739989042

dolly partons 9-5 becomes the nation anthem of Cthulhu woshippers.

>>739989148
reroll

>>739988401
roll

>>739988401
re-rollung

>>739989297
and again

>>739989341
come on Cthulhu, help a brother out

>>739988401
Re-roll

>>739989421
rollos

>>739989497
last re-roll

Nazis found a new school for Jews, every jew from the whole world must go there to concentrate... let's call it Auschshitz... (Nazi labor force +6 million)

Sand niggers appear

nazi and Cthulhu worshippers begin building armies, nazi based on ww2, cthulhu based on weird tentacle demons

>>739989634
roll

>>739989084
The NNU splits between the New New Nazi Union (NNNU) and the Not New New Nazi Union (NNNNU)

>>739989888 K.

>>739988812 rolling for 2nd block of text

>>739990066

The Not New Nazi Union splits into the NNNU and the Also Not New Nazi Nation, which promptly slides into the sea, being weighed down by too much autism

Zeppilin commandos engage in a daring plot to steal cthulus nipples

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>>739990066
>>739989911
>>739989888
N.N.U splits, N.N.N.U creates an army, so does the Star Followers of Cthulhu.

N.N.N.U creates a school for Jews. Nazi Labor Force +6 million.

>>739990768
comon man, atleast put some boats and planes and squid monsters to represent the armies.

rolling for Cthulhu to start sending preachers to other continents and start converting people.

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>>739991001
Fine...

Rolling for the spread of the Star Followers across the continent

>>739990502
rolling

>>739991136
reroll. also dolly partons 9-5 is national anthem for SWC

>>739990502
Yes

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Star Followers send of preachers to spread the word of Cthulhu.

Also the new national anthem is 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton

The Galvian Nation

96% women population
Age of consent is 13
Weed is legal

>>739992222
Also if somebody could take down Skruntt, I will give you a free turn.

Cthulhu worshippers being trying to rise their lord from the oceans, next trips they succeed

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>>739992222

>>739992500
roll

The NNNU build mech hitler in case of an attack from the Cthulhu fags

Skruntt sends an envoy of peace and a fuckton of meat to the huns in exchane for a defensive pact

Skruntt sends shark fleet to scout the location of Ry'leh to prepare for the old one

More people across the globe convert to the worship of cthulhu, including high ranking politicians and military personnel

>>739992316
OP gets quads.

An internal dispute arises in Skruntt, Inc. An off-by-9001 error results in an inability to discern the correct profit margins of the Skruntt/Cthulhoolioh war. SJW landwhales begin rioting in the streets that Cthulhuism is underrepresented in Skruntt lands (you fucking know they would too). Riots measure on the rich-ter scale

TL;DR Skruntt ends the war, secceeds southern tip of nation as colony to Cthulhu nation and allows religion to be preached in Skruntt land.

"Just the tip."

>>739993072
rolling

>>739993352
Roll, but this also causes an alliance between nazis and SWC

>>739993625
Reroll

Cthulhu worshipers meet Jesus and divide between Christian Cthulhu worshipers CCW, Catholic Cthulhu worshipers CACW and Protestant Cthulhu worshipers PCW (in war with each other)

>>739993771
Rollos

>>739993841
Reroll

>>739993873
Roll

>>739993841
roll

>>739993072
reroll

>>739993625
Rolling, hither and cthulhu together forever

>>739994225
rereroll

>>739994268
Roll

>>739994268
Roll for nazi squid love

>>739994449
Guess hilter doesn't love gentian, or does he?

>>739994268
roll

Cthulhu cults start popping up around the globe

>>739993841
roll

>>739994719
Rolling

Cthulhu cults expand

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>>739995022
Multiple people seen a giant, weird octopus like figure in the water. News spreads around the globe.

>>739995282
Nazis and cult of cthulhu forms an alliance to destroy skruntt

>>739995597
Reroll

>>739995597
Roll, is the perfect match

A small group of rebels flee from the traditionally rude and isolated THE FUCKING HUNS to the pinkie-toe of the top-right island, forming the Federal Union for Caring and Kindness, or F.U.C.K. for short

>>739995746
Why can't Hitler and cthulhu be lovers?

Looks like Canada U.S and Mexico

>>739995597
Last roll before bed

>>739994449
rolling

>>739995597
Roll

>>739981985
Fantastic Nation of Third Reich

Glad this didn't sink in pages. Roll for mecha hitler and Nazi/Cthulhu alliance. If I only get one, Mecha Hitler for the ending Hitler v Cthulhu fight.

Hitler kills everyone and wins.

Skruntts Sharks eat cthulu

>>739997048
Roll

>>739997048
Rollin

>>739997188
Winrar

Abradolf Lincler is created and helps Cthulhu fend off the Skruntts.

>>739993103
We need allies

Residents of cuckbay send its embassador overlords to THE FUCKING HUNS In hopes to settle regional conflict

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>>739997188
Corpse of Cthulhu lies at the bottom of the ocean. Skruntts sharks are the cause of his death.

>>739998366
The New Roman Empire emerges in the western continent and takes over the nazis

>>739998865
mfw 1 off

>>739998865
roll

>>739998865
this

>>739998366
Awakened by Cthulhu's impact with the sea floor, fishpeople emerge on the coasts of the western island, forming their own nation

>>739998865
reroll

>>739998865
roll

>>739998865
roll

>>739998865
rolling

Roll
>>739998865

An imperator has gone rouge and is headed for bullet farm.

Missionaries from a far off land form a settlement on the top left island, naming it Apallopolis after their sun-god

>>740002343
*top right

Romero opens a small fish taco stand with really cheap beers at dick point ridge. this is the last known location booze in all the land

>>739993841
roll

>>740002400
Winrar

messiah Tom Cruise calls out cthulu for being a noshow bitch.

Recognizing a chance for expansion, the Republic of China takes over the southern peninsula of the top right continent. Naming it Chani and request a trade agreement with THE fucking HUNS

>>740003928
Roll