femanon here, i don't want to live anymore. any tips

Jesus. Come on already. If you`re posting here, you`re obviously not ready for suicide, you cunt.

-Warm shower
-Slit your wrists

done.

Fuck you.

>>739979518
whats so bad that you want to end it?

You should seek help from someone close instead of ending it. You'll regret it at the last second, take it from someone who almost ended it themselves.

Don't cross the road, follow the river

ask my dad.....

>>739979518

Overdose on heroin

>>739979518
Don't you at least want to get laid first?

>>739979518
Tits or gtfo

>>739979518
Seek help sometimes shit seems unbearable but you can make it

Trust me

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>>739979518
>>739979666
Satan has spoken, faggot.

i have a good amount of benzos and cymbalta on hand, also lots of lexapro. (op here)

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>>739979518

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>>739979955

>>739979518
I understand it's hard for you. Could you tell us more about you situation ?

>>739979518
go skydiving, but then dont pull the cord

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>>739980006

>>739979792
top kek anon

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>>739979518
I'll just leave this here.

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>>739979518
>Literally 18 cuts
>Still not dead.
If you want attention this badly, go post this on Reddit.

Drown in cum?

>>739979666

SATAN HAS SPOKEN!!

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Talk to this dog

Lets fuck before you off yourself. I've always wanted to nut inside a girl before she kills herself. If you live in the SF area lets meet, purely for sex.

honestly wasn't expecting any support from this, so thank you. i am 23. i've had depression for over 13 years now. i just want to end it. i have tried everything. i am not trolling. been browsing /b/ since i was around 12 i think? you all have really kept me going but i just can't do it anymore.

>>739980315
Suicide is dumb.

>>739980315
hey op, lets talk. have you tried medication or any counselling?

>>739980264
I'm ok with this. At least I can satisfy one person before I go. I have a great body. I work out regularly. Flat tummy. Nice tits and ass. I just wish I could donate them to someone who doesn't have those attributes since I am a donor after all. That's why I don't know it overdosing would be a good idea

>>739980315

You obviously came here for attention you stupid cunt.

Fuck off and be an hero.

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>>739980315
Things are worth doing, with the motivation of wanting to do them because reasons. You have to find those reasons within yourself, and you owe it to yourself to take the time, because for each "you": you are the point of existence.

>>739979518
"Living la vida loca"

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>>739979518

>>739980565
I've been on meds for over ten years. Therapy hasn't done much for me.

>>739980315
Here's a true story to keep you from killing yourself. I actually ran into proof that GOD is real. And i'll tell you what that proof is right now.

I got into christianity. Shortly after getting into it, I prayed one night for an issue to resolve between me and somebody I had not seen in 8 years. The next day I go to the theater with my family. That person I have not seen in 8 years walked into the theater and sat a row in front of me. And it was only my family and this lost friend in the theater for the whole movie.

Ever since getting into christianity extremely crazy reality breaking stuff like this has been happening. So I can absolutely positively 100% assure you without a doubt in my mind that GOD is real. And if you kill yourself now, you will go to hell and suffer for eternity. So don't do it.

My story is too improbable to be a coincidence. It was an indisputable cause and effect of the prayer. It is proof of GOD.

>>739980590
Sounds great. My body is pretty decent as well. How about a hotel for the weekend. I'll use you for a night and then you can have the room for whatever.

yep the helium doesn't sound bad. C02 triggers the 'ohshitigottabreath' so many gases can work. The least expensive is probably CO from combustion in low oxygen environment. Nitrous Oxide is probably the most fun way to gas out.
On the other hand, it can get better.... why not try some drug to kill the ouch and buy some time. If you can take pleasure in anything, hang on for a bit. . .or don't - it's hard to remember that feel - the full on fuckit -- all stim = bad - but, I dunno, that sanskrit #7 rule -

If you can hang on -- do -- it really can get better - especially if you are dealing with unstoppable thoughts and feels - -that shit can be dealt with

drink potassium cyanide you can buy it online and it will kill you instantly

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>>739980590

>>739979518
You just want attention.

An easier way is to get attention is to just post nudes.

>>739980716
what meds? and thats okay, therapy didnt work fir me either. What is making you feel depressed?

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>>739979518
There Is no attention whore like a suicidal attention whore . Just get the fuck out!

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>>739980655
Death is the end of your life; whatever after is nothing in comparison. Life either is or is not, and if it is not what you want it to be, you should discern the best method of determining that. You owe it to yourself to, despite everyone else or for yourself.

>>739979518
This might be a roleplay thread, but just in case it's not:
Please don't kill yourself, OP.

Fake and gay

>>739979518
did ur cat scratch u?

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worlds shittiest timestamp, but i am real.

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>>739981047
Further, nothing that is is eternal. The cycle of life and death is eternal, and death is intermittent and eternal. What is: is temporal, and as such it fluctuates; yin and yang, ebb and flow. Everything may change: it is a matter of truly determining.

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Why are here no tits yet? Where is the timestamp? Why are you faggots feeding the attentionfaggot without these vital necessities?!

Your parents you raised you all wrong!

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>>739979518

>>739979518
Tits or GTFO

>>739981334
Perfect. Lets get started fucking. No condoms

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>>739979518
Here

>>739981437
i'm on birth control too, not that it even fucking matters. you think you could just kill me?

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>>739981437
>can't tell if bait or desperate to take advantage

>>739981334
pic of your ass in a thong so i can get some use out of your body right now.

>>739979774
It's don't cross the bridge

>>739981547
i've never killed a girl with my dick. i've tried a few times.

>>739981566
you got a problem with sex?

>>739980750
shut it christ fag there are no god's amongst man. Also I have had more synchronicities happen in my life from being on Acid and just putting the intention out to the universe. For all we know your so called god is everyone's god and doesn't actually follow what your church's rules are. Also doesn't your church claim god is beyond human understanding. So technically it would be the god of your understanding or if you are mindless zombie the god of the church's understanding not what the actual god might be.

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>>739981661
to be killed by a dick...that's a death i'd be willing to appreciate.

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>>739981334
>I have a great body. I work out regularly. Flat tummy. Nice tits and ass.

Looking from flabby from that pic... Post moar.

>>739981770
what's stopping you then?
go get dicked

I'm scared of dying but i also want nothing but to leave everyone i know and never come back, bit of a shame

>>739981661

kek

>>739980750
stop reading at god.

>>739981770
i want those in my face. how about this. I will try and kill you with my dick. no promises.

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i honestly just want death. not joking.

>>739979518
OP, those are barely scratches, and the deepest one isnt far off. why bother if you arent gonna go big?

>>739979518
Be my gf plz

>>739981770

If you're willing to drive to Oregon to die, I can try to kill you with my dick. I don't think I have AIDS, but I'd be willing to try to give it to you

>>739981994
yes we know. after sex though. i'm not fucking a corpse

>>739981937
You could always choke me to death

>>739979666
Also take some Asprin. It's a blood thinner, you'll bleed out quicker.

>>739979518
More nudes

>>739981770
you seem "fine" get one of the hundred thousand horny guys and you done. be a man for a day.

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>>739981994
that's why you keeping posting here? a little less conversation, a little more action please!

>>739979518

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SngYwMsxJ4U

OP take it from someone who is lucky enough to come back after strangling themselves with a belt .My dad got to me in time and started CPR from what EMT's told me. Trust me the hurt you will leave behind not worth it. You might escape your troubles by having a permanent solution but the problems for people who care about you yeah those will just be starting for them when you are gone. Even if you don't think anyone cares someone does I guarantee. If you go through with this I hope there isn't an afterlife because you don't know whether you are going to have to answer for that hurt or not. Don't make others hurt because you are hurting. Whether you like it or not you do matter to someone out there.

>>739979855
nice try anon

Those cuts and shit, be gone attention seeking whore

Stop making a fool of yourself . you are crossing the no return line._

>>739981770
Is your name Rose?

>>739980750
Here. I'll tell you another story.

Somebody came over to my house to do some repair work. They see me reading my bible and ask me what i'm doing. I mention the bible. And then they reveal to me that they were in a horrific accident that the hospital was so certain he would never walk again that they didn't give him any physical therapy at all. He was just sent straight to the wheelchair. And one day he heard a voice as loud as if somebody was speaking in his ear to get on crutches. And he listened to this voice and stayed on them and ended up fully recovering.
His accident was that he drove into a deer at 40 mph and the jaw of that deer hit his kneecap at that speed.

Doctors said he had 0% chance and there he was walking just fine.

I take an approach on this religion that I don't think many do. I focus on reading the books that jesus is involved in through this website https://www.biblegateway.com Matthew/Mark/Luke/John

I do this while listening to emotional music. Out of all the songs I have searched through, this is by far the best one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elNCDGKrLEg

The craziest story is this. One day I took a prayer session much more seriously than I usually do. And at the end of that session, I felt this sensation that can only be described as living fire descend into my chest and midsection and it stayed the rest of the day. It was moving around and giving me chills constantly. It wasn't anxiety either.

This is how you fix your life. Those books are giving you a task. To invite GOD and jesus into your life. The bible says that their love is earned and their presence is earned. Once you have called GOD and Jesus into your life, everything is supernaturally fixed. Read these books to understand what Jesus wants you to do. Give it 10 minutes minimum to read matthew. By then you'll be absorbed and wanting GOD to change your life.

>>739982222
quads of truth

>>739979518
Just post all your nudes and od

>>739979518
just hang yourself. Losing consciousness in that manner is a great sensual pleasure. You'll get some brief sexual satisfaction from it. It's really not that bad of a way to go.

Don't kill her guys, I'm serious, her nudes are too good

>>739979952
Lexapro wont do shit. Benzos and cymbalta will, but make sure you take enough to actually kill yourself. Trust me when I say you dont want to survive a suicide attempt by pills.

>>739980315
Assuming this is OP.

As someone who has struggled with depression quite a lot, I can say that it isn't worth it. I know everything may seem hopeless, I get that feeling, but life is valuable in itself, don't throw it away. Try and enjoy the small things. You're 23, there's still a lot you can do with your life. I'm not involved in your life so I don't know what's happening, but I'm sure you can get through it. Stay strong OP, please get some help.

>>739982264
stoped at bible.

>>739979518
Yeah. Tits or gtfo

OP where do you live? I would suggest some meaningless sex with anons before you end it, perhaps bukkake or a gang bang

>>739982425
she posted tits ya genius

>>739982264
That's called elevation. Everybody experiences it.

I get it from watching well put together films of my favorite athletes over coming adversity. Most people feel it at church.

It has nothing to do with god or Jesus. Just a normal emotion.

That said, if Jesus makes you happy, you do you.

>>739982222
this

>>739982162
Ok fine. I will choke you with my cock after I'm done fucking you. Can we just get to the fucking already.

Show ass, OP!

>>739982264
>On /b/
>Bible thumper
Pick one

You´re in the correct site of internet OP

OP, it's not worth it.

>>739982222
b.s. you were jerking it to german schizer porn. the auto erotic asphyxiation wasn't a suicide.

either end it all or don't do it altogether,
there is no inbetween, stop fucking self-harming, it is honestly never worth it.

>>739982162
give us your adress, a lot of us may be rapist and murders.

>>739979666
Fuck off

>>739982694
way to be an insensitive piece of shit. Here you have a human being saying she wants to end something so precious that she actually beat the odds of getting. Yes OP technically you won the genetic lottery. If you think about it we as humans are even lucky to be here. Don't sell yourself so short you would completely let people have at you mind body and soul especially if you are hurting. You deserve to live more than this prick!

>>739982914

>May be

kek

>>739979518
It might not be now but life can be beautiful . Don't give up anon. I love you.

>>739980315
Kill yourself faggot
No one will ever love you and anyone who says they do are lying to you

>>739979518
If you a first world woman and can't make it in this world you deserve to be dead, you are literally the most privileged type of person on the planet.

>>739982815
actually no you fuck I could go further into the method but I'd much rather not after realizing how stupid that was. Grow the fuck up what are you 13 sitting in your mom's basement.

>>739982798
wait,there's money for living? were can i get it?

>>739981994
>i honestly just want death. not joking.
No you don't. Mentally, I am exactly in the same place as you right now. You want to be happy but think it's unattainable and as each day goes by, you think happiness is taking two steps away from you while you're walking one step toward it and it's seems like you'll never catch up to it and the funny part is, you're not really sure what will make you happy.
am I right or am I right? like I said, I'm right where you are

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>>739982927
yes! go out with me op! I won't threat you bad!

Live life, love life, love life, live life,

If you gonna kys anyway why not Sharpie in the pooper?

I'm just here for the nudes.

>>739982927
what is your problem with sex. just because i want to pump some lucky girl with my cum and then throat fuck her until she "passes out" doesn't make me bad person.

>>739979518
All this advice are from dumb cucks who dont know shit

No one loves you. You ugly shit

Down a bottle of sleeping pills

Fuck you. Cunt

>>739983296
not even close you ass more or less speaking from the idea that human life is more valuable than anything else on the face of the earth. If think not I feel bad for the people in your life.

>>739983307

that'd be an awfully painful way to die

>>739983392
don't be a cock blocker

>>739981910
join military, never go home.

Op is dead. Move along faggots!

>>739979518
no one asks you if you want to live or not , youll reincarnate , again

>>739979518
tip 1. Get off the computer
tip 2. Literally anything would have killed you in this time. just slit and done.

>>739983338
actually yes it does you're taking advantage of someone who is extremely suggestive and mentally vulnerable. Sorry OP but thats psychology for you. You could convince anyone to suck a dick if they thought for real they were going to die it's all a matter of pretext.

>>739983019
you do? you don't even know her!
give up op! nobody loves you and the ones that say they do are lying!

>>739983338
Nothing is wrong with sex in a healthy relationship. Youre just subhuman garbage who doesn't know the difference. Go fuck a ham sandwich you waste of meat.

>>739979518
box of paracetamol pills downed with a glass of milk

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>>739979518
do you know how /b/ works? here's an image to explain

>>739983636
idiot

>>739980750
I mean, you don't have to be religious in order to believe in God anon. Don't get me wrong, the idea of religion is good but in practicality it faces adversity.

For me it's a love or hate thing, but for some reason there's no middle ground in religion. Either you're 100% for it or 100% against it

>>739983587
fucking a ham sandwich would be a waste of meat

>>739983636
scroll up you monkey, she already posted

op, I want to die also. we should meet up somewhere and kill ourselves together. It will help with the cold lonely feeling that you experience with death. we could hold hands or something while we die

>>739983531
you're extremely mentally vulnerable. I suggest you go shut your mouth and stop cramping my game.

>>739983696
You sir are a waste of meat I hope the next person you fuck gives you syphilis

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>>739983392
Damn someones got a lot of repressed anger in them.

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>>739983696

post nudes give us your credit and debt information and then livestream suicide by sliting your throat

1. Cut a razor "f57" on your hand, send a photo to the curator.
2. Wake up at 4.20 and watch the psychedelic and scary videos that the curator sends you.
3. Cut your arm with a razor along your veins, but not too deep, only 3, send a photo to the curator.
4. Draw a selection on a sheet of paper, send a photo to the curator.
5. If you are ready to "be a choice" cut "YES" on the leg. If not, cut yourself many times (punish yourself).
6. Task with a cipher.
7. Cut "f40" on your hand, send a photo to the curator.
8. Enter "#i_am_whale" in your VContakte status.
9. You must overcome your fear.
10. Wake up at 4:20 pm and go to a roof (the higher the better)
11. Cut a choice on your hand with a razor, send a photo to the curator.
12. Watch psychedelic and horror movies all day.
13. Listen to music as "they" (curators) send you.
14. Cut your lip.
15. Poke your hand with a needle many times
16. Do something painful to yourself, make you sick.
17. Go to the highest ceiling you can find, stand on the edge for a while.
18. Go to a bridge, stand on the edge.
19. Climb a crane or try to at least do it
20. The curator checks if you are credible.
21. Have a call "with a choice" (with another player like you or with a curator) in Skype.
22. Go to a roof and sit on the edge with your legs stapling.
23. Another task with a cipher.
24. Secret task.
25. Have a meeting with a "choice".
26. The curator tells you about the date of death and you must accept it.
27. Wake up at 4:20 am and go to the rails (visit any railroad that you can find).
28. Do not talk to anyone all day.
29. Make a promise that "you are a choice."
30-49. Every day you wake up at 4:20, watch horror movies, listen to music like "they" send you, make 1 clip on your body a day, talk "to a choice."
50. Jump off a tall building. Take your life

>>739983696
eat the sandwich after then
dumbo

>>739979518
Date me and your sadness willend

>>739983781
Ha you even think you have to game to pick up women what a fucking crock I pick up more girls from just being genuine and giving them a good laugh every now and then. Enjoy being a beta

>>739983779
you both should kill yourselves while fucking.

>>739983696
kek

>>739983900
I would do that if she was willing

>>739983476
Really, it's already too late to end it quickly.

1. post nudes 2. give us your credit and debt information and fianally 3. livestream suicide by sliting your throat

>>739983734
and you're okay with just one? you newfags disgust me.

OP post more nudes and I'll personally kill you. win win

That looks like you skinned your knee riding a bike like a little bitch.

>>739983891
you forgot to call them ladies while you adjust your tie in your ill fitting vest.

>>739983696
why? you can still eat it afterward

Don't do it girl. You're better than that.

>>739984071
ooo making assumptions about my style of attire aren't we savy for insults today give me a break.

again 1. post more nudes 2. give us your credit and debt information and fianally 3. livestream suicide by sliting your throat

>>739979518
Sounds like your typical cry for help attention post but you could have some fun with it if you;re serious-find some anon that likes some rough action and try some serious choking/plastic bag on head stuff and let them go too far so they're stuck with your corpse full of their cum or if you're lucky, one willing to try snuff and post win.

A gun in the mouth.

>>739983900
You can do this at my house so I can use the bodies afterwards. no one would ever know what happened to you.

>>739984071
the last time I got dressed up bitch the second I walked out of my house your mother was on my D so bad I had call the collection agency so they could find your ass to come collect her

>>739983900
that's actually a good idea. A double suicide, technically it would be murder suicide. She gets all of the benefits of suicide with out the stigma and burden of actually having to kill yourself..

>>739984261
not a good choice 50% chance to live then you look like Arseface

>>739984284
once I'm dead, do whatever you want with my body. It's not like I'm going to feel it. Have yourself a good time with it

>>739979518
yeah cut ur wrists but you need to be really brave to do it, i couldnt

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>>739979666
Satan has spoken!!!

>>739979518
Op.. go join the army.. go killl some isisfags
??
profit

lol

I came here for nudes and to laugh at betas. Not enough nudes, come on op, if you don't care about your life anyways at least dump good nudes and your face.

>>739979955
thanks anon, it inspired me

is op still here?
do you or anyone else know of any prosuicide chat sites/ chat rooms?

>>739984641
Exactly! She says she has these nice tits and ass and everything, yet is holding back on us.

>>739982222
listen to him dying isnt how you slove things it only makes it worse for those who love you and i promise people do love you weather you know it or not

NUDES

ok so you take a spoon, cover it with some duct tape and you put it in a lighter for about 5 minutes.
then you pour some cold water in in with your face very close to it. done

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>>739979518
>>739979666

>666
>he is here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnAV5EY6WFg

Triples confirmed, Live stream your death. Do as anon says, slit the wrist and Carotid Artery.

>>739981994
> SSRI

Of course you are depressed out your mind. Of course you are depressed. That what those drugs are DESIGNED to do. They keep you a lifelong patient by ruining your brain.

>>739982916
youre so tuff

While that has to be the most pathetic attempt at tits and time-stamp, I really want to answer this question.

First, just don't kill yourself. Become a legend, first. Create a photo catalog of abuse of your every orifice, and post the pics here on /b/. Vaginal, anal, oral... stick a pencil in your urethra, get creative. We here on /b/ will provide ideas if you run out, we're helpful like that. Include your face in the pics because you are going out anyway.

When your every orifice has been thoroughly violated and is raw from over stimulation, take a pistol, place the barrel against your soft palate in the back of your throat pointed upward (you may gag slightly). Pull the trigger. You'll be dead before you hear the gun go off.

>>739982127
> said no one ever on /b/