i'm fucked, behind on my bills. what would u pay for /b

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Just fuck off, cunt. Lets see your tits first and maybe we'll talk, huh? Or are you some faggot?

You don't look good.

No dollars.

>tampon
no ty

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>>739978944

not only are you extremely average, but you've got those ugly ass tats. i'd pay you to fuck off tho

>>739979075
oh no my precious self esteem

>>739979053
>>739979162

>>739979141
life's tough :(

>>739979162

Holy shit, you are maybe a 3.

Barf

>>739979298
i'm so sad that internet strangers think i am below average i may just go kill myself tonight lol

>>739979053
>>739979075
>>739979141
>>739979241

I'm proud of you b/

Very cute body. Would fuck. Where abouts are You?
>>739978944

Where's the time stamp, poorfag?
>>739979162

>>739978944

Dont hear a single word of this faggots, they are trying to make you worth zero.

Try to find a job girl.

>>739979385
e-mail me and we can talk more :)

>>739979458
Plus the names are sus.
Who names file of themselves 1 and 2. Get the fuck out. No one is sending you money.

>>739979458
the pic was taken like a day ago, but obviously still me

>>739979532
T I M E S T A M P CUNT. It's not obviously you. Fuck off.

>>739978944
whats your kik or snapchat, slut

>>739979474
ya, this has been a hard month. i was living with a couple who unexpectedly moved out of the house a week before the lease was up leaving me $0 for rent. blew through my savings paying mine + thier share. whatever, lesson learned. i was supposed to start a new job at a company just starting up, but the opening day has been pushed back incrimentally almost a month, leaving me out of work and unable to build up my savings again. i've been selling my fucking underwear on craigslist lol. just really bad timing for all things, definitely fucked.

>>739979576
? obv one in the OP pic

>>739979584
kik: maidinmelancholy

Timestamp with DATE + TIME or obvious troll.

>>739979532
Btw if it was taken a day ago, why is the one taken today called number one?
Plus exif data tells another story. Just fuck off. You found this shit online, lol.

>>739980012
no response, not op.

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>>739980033
1. because i named them for this thread
2. there is no exif data i promise u lol, ur bullshitting
3. why would i fake this?

>>739980427
i believe you... probally real.
cute but im also too poor to pay for porn. put 2 fingers in your pussy for me

>>739980427

Ok, OP delivered. It's safe anons.

>>739980427
emailed, no response.

Starting to look like OP is trolling someone else's email and kik.

>>739980758
oops i'm sorry the email is [email protected]

>>739980864
>>739980753
>>739980708
haha what is up with all the skepticism?

Picture of tampon in mouth

>>739980427
>>739980758
>>739980886
>>739980012
Op is a guy, fake as fuck

>>739980969
You must be new here

>>739981208
quite the opposite, but it's like geez people u want a pic of my passport, social? lol

>>739981325
Boobs/vagina

>>739981443
Second this.
Plus sharpie in the pooper, nigger.

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>>739981325
>geez people u want a pic of my passport
Cap of bank account total and the classic shoe on head / sharpie in pooper. That will get the ball rolling. Your timestamp looks shopped as fuck.
sage

>>739981677
yes, it is all shopped i am not actually a girl trying to make money, but a rich old man sitting on his throne in his castle laughing at everyone falling for this "hilarious" attempt at extortion. i literally have $.55 in my bank account and $30 in change in a changejar.

>>739982182
Where do you live sweetheart? Interesting in whoring yourself out? Become my whore for 100 bucks every 3 days.

>>739980427
I sent you $50 in your paypal
Your welcome niggerfaggot

>>739982358
that's way cheap, my man. u talking 24/7 whoring? i live in the usa

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>>739982182
>Cap of bank account total and the classic shoe on head / sharpie in pooper. That will get the ball rolling.

>>739982488
No, whenever I want you, I'll call you up. I live in the US too, South, east, or west? Maybe come spend a couple days at my place too from time to time.

>>739982451
hey, thanks. but my paypal is not that email. it is [email protected]

>>739978944
>what would u pay for /b/?
Free porn dot com.
Dumb slut go out and suck cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc-E9KODwpM

>>739982620
-said the totally unsuspect serial-killer

>>739978944
500 bucks to fuck your ass with no lube and go ass to mouth repeatedly, following by a golden shower.

>>739979162
hot as fuck btw

>>739982730
Done. Just sent $50 to [email protected]
Niggerfaggot

>>739982620
totally legit

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>>739982887
What the fuck? Bitch what the hell is wrong with you?
>willing to pay you for that shit
>serial killer
Do you even know what serial killer means? Just get the fuck out of my board.

>>739982808
i'm not just offering porn. want me to call your boss and tell them that u dazzled me when i came in last? sure. want me to scream at you while u cry and jerk it? why not. want a video of me making a smoothie and then dumping it on myself? fuck it.

>>739983009
thanks candyass :)

>>739982963
thanks

>>739982887
ya, i get that vibe

>>739983421
This bitch is samefagging so hard. Just get out honestly. What are you even doing here? Some whoring yourself for money, nigger.
>>739983033
>>739982887
>>739982620
>>739983363
>trying to pretend people are hating on you to enact sympathy
Don't send this faggot money, they're trying to spend it on drugs and shit. That's why they're in the drain right now.

>>739979362
Don't listen to these 15 year olds. They can barely manage to jerk off to the interwebs. Hop on a Greyhound bus and come spend a weekend with me. I'll make it worth your while.

>>739983665
yep, this whole thread is just me, even u.
i spent all me money on the dope and didn't even lose weight

sent :)

>>739983858
>thinking you lose weight when on all drugs
LOL FUCKING IDIOT

What state you in? Wanna fuck? Richfag here.

>>739983972
i like u. i like how hard u r trying here tonight. i'm sincerely flattered that u would spend your night with me <3

>>739978944
I won't pay shit, but I am gonna need about tree fiddy.

>>739984205
I sent two posts, nigger.
Stop thinking you're special.

>>739984021

>Richfag

Tell us more, poorfag.

>>739984235
and then, i realized that this camwhore was not in fact a woman but the goddamn lochness monster

>>739984348
now 3 :) wow, what a fan

>>739984388
Dubs confirms that the camwhore is in fact the lochness monster.

If youa re so willing to show holes and tits on the web, why not subscribing to some camwhoere site, like chaturbate? you can make money there, especially if you do anal

>>739984376
Is it so impossible to be reasonable wealthy?

I make six figures and own a house, boat, motorcycle and can basically do whatever I want when I want.

I'm married so why the fuck wouldn't I want to fuck some rando cam whore?

I'll pay you $500 to suck my dick in front of my uncles whore and then spit the cum in her mouth while you piss yourself

>>739984678
i don't have the money to pay to sub to the site.

>>739980427
post more pics. sexy af

>>739984833
Ffs you just got 50 bucks from the richfag! Make some good use out of it. See it as a investment and go make the subscription now, damnit. Also send a photo spreading your ass for the good idea i just gave you

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>>739983791

>>739985153
i didn't recieve any money. it was all HOOPLAH.

>>739985540
Not quite, but I see where you're coming from.

>>739979298
savage

>>739978944
Me likey. Do you have any special skills?

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>>739980969
>>739981325
>>739982182
>>739983421
>>739984205

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>>739983791

>>739985934
i can read 100 pages an hour, do a pretty good seinfeld, can butcher a chicken

>>739985635
Alright then. In this case go to Charturbate and subscribe. They do not require any fees to subscribe as a user and you can still cam model. If there are any fees, show the screenshot and i'll cover the expenses

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>>739986038
There there, little guy. Maybe you can ask a cute girl to the junior prom.

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>>739978944

Spread your butthole and put a finger on your ass crack pointing to your hole.

Do that and I'll email you. I'm about as socially capable as a fucking autist with constipation but I'm not too much of a deviant and I can pay well for what I want... but I expect forthright delivery, honesty, and no bullshit.

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>>739978944
>>739979162
>>739980427
/b/, don't get fooled.
Demand proof.

>>739986101
sigh...

>>739986142
myfreecams pays better

>>739986142
uuuh what's she gonna do noww

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>>739985153
here, fuck it take this and enjoi

>>739986142
right on. will do

>>739978944
there is endless free porn on the internet, why would anyone pay? unless you can suck my dick through the screen go away

>>739986352
HNNNNNNNG

>>739986479
I wouldn't pay personally, there is something appealing about seeing fresh stuff though.

>>739986321
I do not know about myfreecams subcription process, but if it is, then i'ts good to go. Also thansk for the butthole pic, femanon. i Would not mind filling that ass with cum

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>>739986352
How many of these pics did you pre-load?

>>739986352
Something we all want to know. Have you ever fucked a black guy? Its a disqualifier

>>739986352
I want to see that cute snatch destroyed.
>Big dildo all the way

>>739986352
gr8 body op

>>739986740
selling pics is how i have been making income for the last month or so, so i have a few.

>>739986749
haha, no

>>739986752
ouch!

Maybe do a sex show on myfreecams with a lucky anon who bids the highest? Sounds like a win-win to me.

I'll start the bidding at $200. No condom though.

>>739986352
ok I got money for you, but I'd like to fuck, what zip you in? If fuckig is too much too soon we could start slowly with a simple bj/fap whatever you can handle.

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/b/ never disappoints with it's gullibility.

>>739987149
email me please! [email protected]

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Good on you, OP.>>739978944

>>739987173
all real my friend

Question, why do you browse b

>>739986955
Ouch?
>wtf

How many emails have you received so far?

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>>739987309
>my friend
You've got to get new friends.

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>>739986352
Do you take it in the ass OP? If so, how much to pin your legs behind your head like
>pic related
and hard fuck your ass?

>>739987676
a couple, nothing lucrative

>>739987516
i am very tight, an average sized dick barely fits

>>739987735
<3 yet u still reply

>>739987781
>a couple, nothing lucrative

OK, waiting for response :-)

>>739987241
done

>>739988016
i wrote the wrong email on my paper, my actual email is [email protected]!

seems like the subscription is going well, huh?

>>739987781
Making money hurts
>do it

>>739988133
Yeah, I noticed. Sent. Let me know if you don't get an email from an address starts with o and with r.

>>739988301
>starts with o and ENDS with r

>>739987781
So, you won't even go through some pain for $...
Yet, you want us to shell out our hard earned money?
>the fuckoutahere with that

>>739988374
hahah like i don't have u hostage. u don't have to pay me. just like i don't have to do every request that comes through :)

>>739987781
>>739987676

She doesn't respond.

>>739988467
Whatever dumbfuck neckbeard who pays you after reading this deserves to get their money stolen

>>739978944
Where do you live? I might be able to help you out. You suck cocks?

>>739988502
what do u mean? i have responded to every email i have gotten.

>>739988607
ok angry adam, have a good night

>>739988622
yes, email me [email protected]

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>>739978944
You make me sad and enraged, poorfag.

>Just remember one thing, honey. You're nothing but a dirty whore.

>>739986352
Willing to pay to see closer up of ass/pussy

I emailed you please respond if you are interested in real mone instead of these fake offers you are getting on here.

>>739988703
Do you have a Snapchat

>>739988731
Yet.....someone will pay

>>739989016

You would too if you could. Also if she'd bother to respond.

>>739980427
>>>739980033
>2. there is no exif data i promise u lol, ur bullshitting
Yeah that sealed the deal. No chick knows what exif data is. Fail.

>>739988975
I think yahoo email is really slow...

>>739989265
No, I wouldn't. This cock sucker is just lazy.
>She won't even suck dick.

>>739988703
Hey I emailed you. How much would you suck my cock for?

>>739989597

She doesn't need to suck dick to get fucked in the ass until she cries for "more"

>>739989524
that is a very dumb sentence, as i obviously do

>>739988731
oooohhhhhhhh yaaaaaaaa i'm a dirty dirty whore ohhhhhhh yaaaa aooooohhhhh yayyyayayayayayayayayay fuck me daddy

>>739989265
i've responded to everyone so far

>>739989808
See lads, you can get everything for free, just takes time and a little *force*

>>739989808

Start a manyvids account. You're either a troll or you don't respond. I know this because I've sent you two emails. Either way, I'm gone.

>>739989799
She won't do that either numbnuts

>>739989980
maybe u sent to the wrong email? it is [email protected]

i already jacked off to your beefy pussy lips for free :)

>>739990266
good

>>739990227
If you post a pic of tour tits outside, max resolution, ill donate. Name a price please. Deal?

>>739978944
>dat email address tho>>739979053

>>739980427
It's 5:20 AM fuck you.
Wrong time.
>inb4 some faggot explaining timezones

>>739990494
ok, sure. what would u pay for that?

>>739978944
What state are you in? Show butthole

>>739990721
eurofag spotted

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>>739979162
>Piss stained underwear

Gross

How did you get behind on your bills OP?

>>739991073
? not quite

>>739990914
Name a price, what do you feel its worth

>>739991153
roomates left without a warning. had to pay their share and mine. i was going to start a new job 3 weeks ago, but the opening date (it is a new restaurant) has been pushed back almost a month in incriments, leaving me out of work. just one inconvienence after another, which is a shitty feeling because i am usually on top of things like this.

>>739991344
idk, $10?

>>739991598
For how many?

>>739979162
These guys are a bunch of homosexual spergs. You're perfectly doable. Calling you a 3 is just unrealistic. I had a girlfriend with uneven titties, and she was one of the best lays I ever had. You're young and yummy. I'd put you at 7. I mean, there really are a lot of ugly af girls to skew the spread. I mean, seriously, there are bunches of ugly niggers everywhere. If people are realistic about the spread, you have to be a 7.

>>739991745
She's like a 2 why pay her 10$ when you can pay the same to a 10/10 whore.

reply to your damn email hooker

>>739991745
Sorry to hear that OP. Don't you have family that could help you?

>>739991880
You're just cheap, faggot, and if you like leather-pussy whores, go get a visual std for ten bucks.

>>739978944
Here's what I'd pay you for:
Provide complete support to the management
Fix appointments for the senior management
Perform clerical tasks
Work as a liaison officer between the management and the staff
Prepare important letters that are circulated in the office
Compile all the daily reports from various departments
Reply to all the correspondences that arrive in the company
Prepare the agendas before every meeting and distribute them to all the staff members who are suppose to attend the meeting
Look after the inventory of office supplies like paper, pens, ink bottles, etc.
Provide full support to the management when it comes to decision making
Operate all the office filing systems
Maintain all the daily transactions like those of a petty cash account

Wait, people actually pay money for this fucking average whore when there are prostitutes 10x hotter that you can actually fuck?

>>739991745
thanks, i know i am attractive and a good lay and i know /b/ likes to insult.

>>739991598
You gonna post it then OP?

>>739986352
would fuck

sorry everyone is being mean but what can ya say

any anons from NYC here?

>>739992016
yes, i have a mother who could help but financially she is not well off and i would feel guilty asking her for that money when i know times are lean for her as well. that is my last resort. i am not in contact with the rest of my family.

>>739992516
Would you do escorting?

>>739992194
I fucking hate professional hookers. You could kiss this girl or lick her downunder. Don't try that with a pro.

>>739992348
thanks! ya most of these nignogs saw me irl there would be a line, but behind the safety of a screen people can be mean. it doesn't bother me.

>>739992312
for money sure.

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>>739978944
I'm sorry, does this look like Backpage to you?

>>739992717
Well ill donate when you do..... if its nice ill throw extra in;)

>>739992717
The only line you'd be seeing is my arm close-lining you into the pavement.

>>739980886
Sent one myself, I got no response either.

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>>739992886
fuck it, here's a pic of me topless outdoors.

>>739980427
How about the dirty nigger taking the photos pay his own bills?

>>739978944
Think OP abandoned thread

>>739993516
fucking sit in your own piss and shit, homeless poorfag

>>739993516
>>739986352
Hmm so where any of these take now?

>>739993577
i do, i'm short this month.

>>739993366
haha gottteemmmm

>>739993659
such anger directed at a complete stranger. u doing ok tonight?

>>739993722
yes, the one of me sitting outdoors was just taken a few moments ago. the one of my ass was yesterday

>>739993516
Nice, im donating now. Ill throw double it if full nude outside is posted

>>739993743
What a terrible pimp.

Who is taking these pics?

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>>739994109
Just had the same thought

>>739994109
X3

>>739993577
>>739993743
>>739994109


Precisely. This is some wannabe nigger scheme at most, yet he's a terrible businessman. Given out the one thing marketable to an online audience for free. The only product left to buy is sensation and 99I of the demographic is not within reasonable distance to buy some skanky ass from the hoe. So basically the option left is begging like a poor nigger look in for a hand out...what a shock

>>739994109
i take the pics. just set the camera on a timer.

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>>739993883

>>739994766
Got any sucking cock?

>>739990227
There you go little whore bitch. Just PayPal'd you $1500 should last you for the month

>>739994995
i see no money

>>739994995
X to doubt

>>739994995
for real?

>>739994914
So do you spit swallow or facial?

>>739994766
In the age of the selfie, she sets the timer on a digital camera...riiiiight

>>739995210
swallow usually

>>739995163
Yup. Now post a vid of you taking cum on your tits

>>739995278
Do you like it? Or you do it to make him happy

>>739995287
liar. show the confirmation then

>>739995242
what r u talking about? r u doubting that i would set a timer? what is the endgame for that? what would it matter either way? i am genuinely curious what scam u think i would be pulling by saying that my camera is on a timer.

>>739995390
i like doing it because it makes him happy.

Need to see eyes if the pic is to be tug worthy.

>>739978944
740000000 get

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>>739989808
If I was your father I would of beat the hell out of you for whoring yourself out like this. poorfag

>>739995141
Didn't come through? Wait right there lemme do it again

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>>739995541
eyes realize disquise lies

>>739995594
too soon jr

I like your style op. If I lived near you, I'd give you $100 to have coffee with me.

>>739995872
TOPKEK you fell for my bait
> tfw GOTEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>739995447
what scam?

The one where you try to scam money off of nerds online to give to the nigger you're dating. While a lot of white knight cucks would fall for something so transparent because they're trying to be nice, the rest of us know bullshit when we see it. So your only hope is to take advantage of the weak. You're a bottom feeder, worse than the scrum you devour. Kys, you and the nigger

>>739995596
if u were my father u would be drinking urself to death in a cabin in the woods.

>>739995935
Str8 up cuck fuckboy

someone pay her to post her face

>>739986352
ohhhh look how bright the night is!!!!!

What's the paypal?

>there are people ITT paying this bitch
Her body under average but underage retards will pay for shitty body when you can see better for free.

Seriously though, you have great hair. That goes a long way.

>>739986352
you got a nice body OP, why dont you work at a strip club? I am sure they will help you, or a womens shelter, your choice.

>>739995935
thanks bud. i'd go on a coffee date with u. as long as i got a scone as well.

>>739996050
that is really convoluted. it sounds like u have some deep trust issues. i would talk with someone about that if i were u, just a suggestion.

>>739996054
That's the difference between me and your father. I'm not a piece of shit. If I was your father, you wouldn't be looking like you take it from a bunch of nignogs somewhere in a shit neighborhood of Detroit,

>>739996446
No c section scars, better than some of the strip clubs here.

rich fag here, let me impregnate you. I'll give you monthly checks for life. all this money you are probably the only chance I have at reproduction.

>>739995447
>>739996050

So terrible that I'm fucking wasted and see thru your garbage, in fact.

Get a job you junky ass loser. Probably spent the money you got on the pole on getting him fucked up. You're an idiot. So much so that the nigger doesn't even let you take your own pics

>>739996536
Just emailed you OP, let me know if you got it

>>739996386
[email protected]

>>739996461
thanks, i try to keep my mane luxorious.

>>739996518
i'm not too good in person. just super strange. i don't need a women's shelter, i am short on rent not being abused.

WHat about that cam modelling sites. got anything yet?

>>739996834
throw us poor fags a bone and give us feets

>>739997067
More panty shots too

>>739996536
OR state OP? Of you are into doing cosplay I am usually on the lookout for new models.
Contracts are varied, hourly rate or set price.
If you are down in oregon tho , idk why you don't just do a stint stripping unless fam lives close.
Lots of girls working thier way through college that way there.
Good clubs too.

>>739996834
> go to money mart to get a payday loan
> sign your life away
> get monei
> cant afford to repay
> get fucked by a loan shark
> get addicted to meth/blow/heroin
> start sucking cocks to handle your addiction
> lose your looks, your body and evrything you ever have
> at least I have lived

But seriously though, if you have any marketable skills try to use them, work at a fucking call centre, do phone sex/cams, flip burgers or beg on /b/

Looks like the /b/ option is working out for you though. The white army came through.

>>739996706
my only defect if you must know, is being 5'4". I'm actually pretty well shaped though, every girl I meet tells me they thought I'd be taller. Never made it past first date, 33.

>>739996536
"Con" being the the key letters in that response. I used to run a strip club hoe, I see right thru your bullshit.

What's funny to me is you're so lazy you won't even go stand on the corner like the rest of the bums and whores. Your laziness and sense of entitlement surpasses the bottom rung of females. It is awe inspiring, really.

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>>739978944
>>739979162
>>739980427
>>739986352
>>739993516
>>739994914
>>739995837
I love how you're posting pics in numerical order, ignoring all requests, samefagging yourself but you're still pulling the con off.

>>739978944
fuckballs

>>739996834
There are like church's that help out with rent. They are more likely to help if you are just a month shy and about to get evicted

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I want you to take a California roll, shove it up your ass and push it out onto a plate. I'm serious, lets talk payment.

>>739997619
Dude all girls are the same height when they are on thier back. Girls don't give a fuck if you a short as long as you have self cofidence

Off topic let's roll for some gets.
Gimme those 9's

>>739998119
yup, and you are at least 5'6"

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>>739997924
If California roll is too big i'd be okay with a hotdog (prefer Hebrew Nationals they have great length).

>>739997646
i used to be the CEO of apple and i can see from ur phone data that u still live in ur mom's basement.

>>739979362
fucking kill yourself then, please.

>>739979162
Are you the girl with the shit stained panties?

>>739998414
X2

>>739998348
some twilight shit going on here

>>739998414
oh i am, u guys have done it, how will i live the rest of my life knowing that some 4chan fucks don't like me? oh, that's right, it doesn't matter.

>>739998485
see >>739991073

>>739978944
you in la?

Why the fuck can't people banana/log/spiderman spam these worthless fucking threads instead of the good ones?

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>>739998681
california roll or hotdog plz?

>>739998485
only once, wasted in the woods.

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>>739998681

If that's really the OP then she is fucking sexy and I would definitely fuck her

I'd pay you $1500 for a fuck if you were within driving distance of Nashville

>>739998269
5'5"
But anon it doesn't matter if you are 5 4". I am betting it is your esteem, not your height that is the deal breaker.on those dates

>>739998681
shut the fuck up already and just slit your wrists ploxxxx

>>739999560
i already did, i am a ghost now

youre begging on the internet kys

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>>739978944
<Tattoos.

>>739999999

4000

>>740000000

>>739978944
>pay for me
To rent or own?

>>739999480
dude, i set a fake profile and a real profile on pof and okcupid. one of them was 5'9", the other was 5"4'. Guess which one never got a reply and which one got 3 per day, and I started all messages the same.

I found that picture on the internet don't believe it.

>>740000432
5'4" isn't exceptionally short though. I mean I'd hide things on top of the fridge from you, but you're no midget.

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Hmm

>>740000276
Fucking wasted
>roll

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>>739983791
Fucking kek

>>739998741
>Why the fuck can't people banana/log/spiderman spam these worthless fucking threads instead of the good ones?
Just sage, faggot.

>>740000432
that's against the terms of use of both pof and okcupid. I'll fucking report you ass, expect to be banned shortly shorty

>>740000659
>I mean I'd hide things on top of the fridge from you

kek

>>740000459
link it then fag.

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Here some fresh cave pussy for you

>>740000857
Lol why is everybody calling each other's faggets it's so stupid

>>739986749
It's not a disqualifier. It literally guarantees she'll never sleep with one again.

$15 for a pic with your legs spread no panties

>>740000807
hope he enjoyed his short stay in dating sites

>>740000994
Faggot

>>740000994
fuck off newfag

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>>740001053 see if it wasn't on the internet it wouldn't have pop up

>>740000432
maybe the problem is the pictures, where you wearing SHORTS!?

>>740001034
Thinking op jumped ship. No reply via emails...

$15 for legs spread no panties

>>740001031
You First dipshit

>>740001161
Why was this replied to me? I'm not Op or the one who told you to post picture lol