My cousin. She likes to make fun of me. WWYD?

I'd take her to a dinner

>>739939578
That's nice :)

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>>739939578
Anything else, nice anon?

>>739940048
I'd ask her about her interests and hobbies

>>739939464

rape her in the shitter

>>739939464
I would take her to a nice sea food dinner and then never call her again

>>739940511
She plays soccer, is in a sorority, kinda typical average girl. She does like to make fun of me though. She's kinda like a mean big sister even though I'm older.

>>739940826
Has she ever showed signs of interest in you

>>739940629
That's not nice. Nor detailed

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>>739940924
>>739940826
I don't really know what those signs are would be. But I don't think so. I mean, she likes me, but she likes laughing at me more than with me sometimes also forgot picture on last post

>>739940826
She looks like an average soccer/sorority girl.
Do you guys fight or is it a funny type of mean?

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>>739939464
RAPE

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>>739941039
Not physically fight anymore since older now. I mean she still occasionally will push me either out of genuine annoyance or joking. But she takes advantage of moments to make jokes at my expense or embarass me when able.

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This...

>>739941294
Well, you should be mean to her too :)

Just make sure you do something nice first like buy her an icecream and then be mean, it has more effect then!

Stay awesome Anon!

>>739940799
Why never call again? That's not nice

>>739941294
It's the early stages of your cuck relationship. Eventually you will become heavily involved sexually, thinking everything is great. Next thing you know you'll be eating out Jamal's asshole as he tears up her pussy with his BBC. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news bro

>>739941515
kek

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>>739941515
What makes you think I'll get to be involved sexually? And how far will I get to go before the other part happens? Is that inevitable? Just curious what makes you think that

>>739941843
I consulted to cuck soothsayer, all will happen as previously written.
"So let it be written, so let it be done"
-Cuck Soothsayer

>>739942054
Kek. looks like there's at least a little to look forward to

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TBH I have gotten a hard many times around her. Especially when she touches me or when she would wrestle me. She was always stronger than me.

>>739942540
Try and kiss her next time you're together. I be it at least leads to a bj or you eating her out

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>>739941483
I don't want to be mean to her. Besides she makes me nervous. Not in like a weird way. Just like a idk way. Like you get around a bully, but I like her instead of hate her. Idk

>>739942915
Instead of a bj a beating from her most likely :^)
Then completely ostracized from family

>>739942915
Yes kek try this anon

>>739942988
Chicks pick on dudes they are into...I'm telling you OP, she at least wants to make out with you, possibly even more

>>739942988
It's just considered practice.
Sex and fooling around with family doesn't really count.
It's not like later in life your future gf asks how many people you've had sex with. You gonna say 3; Sara, Laura and oh yeah, my fucking cousin?! NO

>>739939464
take pics of dirty panties duh

She needs to be bound and disciplined.

>>739939464
id fuck her in front of you then before i cum have her stroke me and shot my load on your face so we can both make fun of you

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>>739943322
>>739943529
Part of me wants to believe you guys, but part of me knows I'm on /b/ so I'm cautious to trust. Does this type of thing really happen or is that just bs from anons?

>>739939464

fun.

>>739943848
what are you the dumbest motherfucker alive? what kind of stupid question is that?

>>739943644
I'm sure he has already
>>739943666
>>739943695
More of this

>>739943848
kill yourself summerfag

>>739943848
It's just bs. Don't try to fuck your cousin, instead either steal nudes or take some spycam videos of her in the bathroom, then post it on here.

>>739943848
you should post her facebook account

>>739943848
Yes it does really happen. More likely between a brother and sister obviously, but it definitely happens. She probably just wants some practice too. Doesn't want to be a complete prude when she has a sexual experience in the future.

>>739942540
Does she notice?

>>739944052
she does not want any of this. she does not want to fuck you. you are a total moron if you believe any of this. this fucking degenerate has no idea what hes talking about except that he has been beating off to incest porn for years. that's his only real knowledge on the subject he has.

>>739944229
This dude clearly hasn't made passionate love to his sister.

>>739944491
and neither have you whats your point?

>>739943944
the dubs of truth have spoken! kill yourself summerfag

>>739944634
I wouldn't be so sure of that anon

>>739944746
prove it then faggot. You know you have never fucked your sister and never will. PROVE IT FAGGOT!

>>739939464
I would have sex with her.

>>739944746
We are all 1 hundred percent sure you have never had sex let alone with your sister. This is /b/ after all but nice try bro

>>739944688
yet again the dubs demand you kill yourself faggot. Nice dubs again btw

>>739944688
checked and keked!

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>>739939464
Make her share that Bomb Pop.

>>739944746
Lets hear about this anons sister fucking

>>739943644
OP definitely has these and isn't sharing

>>739945137
I think he wants to watch

>>739944229
I want to hear about OP getting beat up by his cousin for being a creep

>>739944152
I don't actually know. I think she probably has a couple times. I know she has seen me completely naked but that was when we were much younger. Just kids

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>>739946006

>>739946006
whats her name OP?

>>739946155
you don't even have bikini pics?

>>739946211
dubs of truth OP must answer honestly!

>>739946402
Second this. She has to have at least ONE swimsuit pic on facebook

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>>739946402
>>739946806
Here's one from a recent family vacation, but it has a baby in it so I edited that out

>>739947622
She's cute, I say go for it anon

>>739947622
good start, now post more.

>>739947622
whats her name OP?

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>>739946518
>>739946211
>>739947893
Her name starts with an "L"

>>739939464
Spank her

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>>739947813
More bikini or more in general? You like her in bikini?

>>739948052
not good enough faggot you have broke the rules twice ignoring the dubs of truth. All these fucking newfags think they are above the rules.

>>739939464
Make fun of you

>>739948170
She's fucking sexy bro

>>739948323
Why??

>>739948170
yeah, i do. more bikini. if you can't, anything that shows her tits or feet off REALLY well

>>739948170
Bikini!
Do you find her attractive anon? That is actually an important question.

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>>739948466
Thanks
>>739947813

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>>739948687
>>739948703
Yeah I do, but I feel weird saying it

>>739948876
whats her name op?

>>739948876
what kind of things have you thought about doing to her?

>>739948717
move the friend's arms out of the way. more

>>739948876
Who gives a fuck? She's pretty man, it not the end of the world if you think about her sexually or actually want to fuck her.

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>>739948876
she´s not even hot, you have a problem

A: are you sexually active ?

B: Less than 2 sexuall partners?

C: DId it ever if you dont reply to this post your mom will die while sleeping?

>>739949062
yeah man this guys right. you should however act on those urges and confront her and tell her what you think. if shes really your cousin she will give it up to you and make love to you.
the secret is confidence you must be confident when you confront her!

>>739949329
This

>>739949329
dont do this you fuckin idiot

>>739949309
fuck off back to R e d d i t you fucking cuck.

>>739949460
why hes totally right you mad bro?

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>>739948974
>>739948220
>>739947893
>>739946211
Laura
>>739949001
Lots of things... I kind of like when she pushes me around. Really just touches me in general.

>>739949624
go back to posting revealing shit, you fuckwad

>>739949624
whats her last name op?

>>739949624
My benis is hard

>>739949462
>everybody i dont like is reddit

>>739949526
He is right yes, but this is /b/ right? Op is probably autistic as fuck, totally sociall incompetent. If he actually attempts to pick up his cousin, there is a 90 percent chance he ll fails.
Marking him forever as the incest guy of the family, forever branded.
fast forward 2 years he has a job, ok good, boy gets fired, kicked outta flat yuz cant pay no rant, ends up homeless because he cant live with family no more.

At least thats whats happend to me...

Wanna here my story?

I think i'd fart in her general direction.

>>739949906
only if you actually fuck her in this story

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>>739949906
I would. As a cautionary tale. Would she hate me?

>>739939464
Do you have any nudes of her?

>>739950087
Not if she fucks you, which is probably more likely than you think

>>739949906
despite the fact you are completely wrong R e d d i t. that's some strong projecting your doing you white night faggot.

>>739950087
you just gotta try op and be confident. i know in my heart you will be just fine. go tell her you want her and profit!

>>739950087
she will respect you more for being honest and really trying while the whole time only caring for her needs and wants. you do that and you shall profit my friend.

>>739950429
>>739950321
>>739950191
>>739950097
You autists are forgetting that
1) she's his cousin
2) she's hot
3) he's on /b/ so he probably can't form a sentence, lasts a second in his fist, and is a beta submissive to her

Honestly OP, you're the new cancer that is killing /b but you've also hoodwinked all the newfags with this story.... So I guess what I'm saying is fuck you, but gently.

>>739939464
fuck her

>>739950717
you're forgetting that no one gives a shit about your projecting ass. just because you are a shit eating retard autist R e d d i t fag does not mean we are wrong. KYS

>>739950717
we all know we are degenerates quit pretending that you are not one. your worse then the fags trying to get op to bang his cousin.

>>739950087
Would wife/10

>>739950039
you still here buddy? I just fapped over the memorys, now iam relieved and i can type clearly

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I do anything for her. Anything she asks, I do. She knows it and I think it's a sign that she might feel slightly the same or st least be ok with my feelings.

>>739950087
she hated me only after our family found out...
before that we were cool

>>739951993
>>739951894
Lets hear the story

>>739951993
Did you ever cum inside her?

>>739952151
Allright

To understand the story heres the proluge
> grow up only child in town
>about 6 yrs old
> auntie visits reguraly with cousin
> parents play, cousin and me are bored, decide to play family
> im the mum she´s the kid
> sucks my nipples,
>" it feels funny" i say
> i suck hers

we grow up and go our on ways

>>739951954
your half way there my man just keep nut up and corner her one day at school or home and put your arms around her then just tell her that she is the center of your universe. Tell her you love her and everything she does. You must tell her that she is different from the other girls and has a glow to her aoura that you cant ignore. She has to know that to you she is the light and the way. nothing else matters and you only feel complete when she is near you. bring up moments from childhood that strengthened your bond to her. say this and she will be yours.

>>739952488
sage like advice from these dubs!

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>>739952192
I stuck my penis into one of her Nike shoes once. As well as wrapped one of her panties on my dick. Came immediately and freaked out. Hid them then threw them away in a Walgreens trash can inside a rink cup as soon as I could. I was scared as hell I'd get caught with them

>>739952567
what the fuck

>>739952488
>>739952541
Trying to get OP beat up by his cousin

>>739952467
fast forward i was 16 when it happend, i already had sex so it wasnt something new for me, how ever, i always rememberd that nipple play incident

> summer evening, good weather
> out with my crew on a remote lake in woods
>drinkin beers
> not really drunk but havin a mild buzz
> random people show up, cousins with them
> crew joins, all have laughs
> one by one person leaves
> my cousin and me, lets call her kim are having a nostalgic conversation about childhood
>i cant help but to think of the nipple suck incident
> she`s wearing a sweater but you can see she´s got a rack going on
> me, her and derrick are left.
> Derrick vomits and leaves

>>739952712
more like telling the truth that frightens all of you fags that want to be close to a relative but have no balls to do it so they make fun of others that have a real shot at it.

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>>739952702
The shoe thing was a separate thing from the panties. No cum there. That was just a one time thing when I was younger, but still old enough to feel things. A spontaneous I don't know

>>739952854
we have all done it op don't get to worried. i used to jerk off with my grandmas satin bikini panties because they we so soft and shiny i could not resist.

>>739952825
Come on anon.. let's chop chop

>>739952992
Is this true? I can kind of understand OPs thing, but that sounds...

>>739952825
> we sit by the lake, still talkin about the good old days
> it gets cold
> we sit next to each other, shoulder on shoulder to warm our selves.
>"Pat...hahha, i know its awkard, but do you remeber when we played family?"
> I get a boner, raging thru my sweatpants
>un hide able
>She noticed and laughs
> awkards silence
>We stare at each other, i stare at her tits, almost simoultamilsy we lean in and kiss
> just a smooth kiss on the lips
> she stands up and leaves

>>739952854
I would say cumming in her mouth would feel better than her panties bro. Go for it already, just do it smoothly

>>739953261
That's probably true, but it's not what would happen. As others have suggested, she'll beat him up, humiliate him socially, then he'll be a complete and permanent hermit. But I'm sure the greentext will be fun to read

>>739953217
1hundred percent honest my grandma aint that hard to look at because my mom had me when she was 16. and my grandma had her when she was like 19. I really loved jerking off and sniffing my grandmas satin panties. all she wore were big satin bikini panties and shiny swimsuits. i still have a few pairs of her panties.

>>739953221
> 1 week later
> facebook message from her
> " we need to talk anon "
> i agree, i mean we were drinkin , shit happends etc
>she acts all weird, wanting to meet out of town because of fear to be seen, and "people might know what has happend etc.
> i agree, as i really wanted to end this
> i wait for her at the cafe
> she appears
>"lets go" she said
> i follow
>" cant talk here , i mean its weird you know anon"
>enter building, its a motel
> oh no
> on the table is a bottle of wine, we drink
> she starts to confess her crush on me
> i tell her i find her attractive too

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>>739953498
I don't know if that makes me feel better.
>>739953261
I appreciate the encouragement.
>>739952488
This sounds like really strong. As in too much. What if she doesn't feel the same?

>>739953498
yeah i have done this with both my moms and sisters panties. shiny satin ones do feel great to jerk off with sadly my mom had like one pair like that and my sister only where lacy shit that does not feel good to jerk with but still smells good.

>>739953790
>>739952488
No no no. No. I'm going to actually try to help you here, anon. Just jerk it to her in the privacy of your own bed and try to keep the boners around her to a minimum I promise you she has noticed and laughed. You'll ruin your life if you try that. At best she'll laugh and further use you. You'll be like a slave to her blackmail.

>>739953790
you will never know until you try. One thing for sure is the men who act with confidence get what they want. you will never get anywhere with her if you don't be a man and assert yourself. women want an alpha to take them not a beta to place them on a pedestal and white night them.

>>739953710
Lets see her. Just one pic

>>739953710
she opens her blouse
we make out, its intense
" mhm its so wrong, but it feels right, i always wondered whats down there"

>unzips my pants and massages my cock
> seconds later i have the dirtiest sex ever
> she says she isnt a virgin but her asshole has never felt a penis
> she lubes it and i gently push it in
> i cum inside her, while fingerin her.

>>739954010
only a beta fag with no balls would think this op don't listen to her

>>739954118
okay, just dont share or anything

>>739954111
She already knows he's a beta. She uses him and knows she can push him around because she's stronger AND he likes it. She's already fucking Chad and unless he wants to suck Chad's cock too, he needs to never openly admit his crush

>>739954173
>is on /b/
>just don't share anything

nigga wat

>>739954312
>>739954173
>He didn't share anything
Guess we got plaaaaaaayed

>>739954236
how the fuck would you know faggot? quit projecting. the one thing that every faggot that post a reply like this have in common is they are all a bunch of beta cuck white knights.

>>739939464
I think you're lying

>>739954157
I'm not a her and he's a /b/tard you can tell by this thread he'll fuck it up and already is

>>739954157
I agree with this anon. Don't listen to >>739954236
You gotta just go for it. You can always deny it later

>>739939464
If a chick that looks so fucked up in the face is making fun of you, I can't imagine what you must look like

>>739954658
Kek

>>739954120
How'd family find out?
Also, share a pic!

>>739954477
sounds like something a her would say

>>739954477
nice dub girly

sneak in at night and cum inside her laugh when everyone makes fun of her for getting pregnant

we talking 1st cousin, 2nd cousin.....?

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>>739954835
I agree. Only a /her/ would deny being one on the internet

>>739939464
Fuck her deep and fast and smell her feet after a soccer game. Do you have any pics showing her feet?

>>739954949
Not a girl!

>>739939464
sauce!

>>739955079
easy now sweetheart

>>739949624
>lots of things

Get a little more specific, anon. Let's say she's into you and wants you. What would you do with her? Furthest you'd go?

>>739955079
thats what a girl would say

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>>739955000
Trips. This is obviously best plan, and should've been suggested earlier.
Don't worry OP. I'm sure Tyrone and Chad stretched her out enough, she won't even wake up and notice.

>>739955214
go back to your chicken tendies summer-fag leave the shitposting to the big kids.

>>739955149
>>739955198
I'm not! I've got a dick. There are no women on /b/ anyway

Help her give you an atomic wedgie

>>739944746
At least tell the story

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>>739955019
I guess just normal cousin. My uncles daughter. We spent a lot of time together growing up and still see eachother often at family things
>>739955172
Honestly I'd probably end up doing anything she wants or let's me...

>>739955454
He'd probably like that

>>739955555
Checked

>>739955395
no you have an elongated clitoris. and there are lots of women on /b/ including you

>>739955626
what if she saw this thread?

>>739955688
dubs of truth yet again!

>>739955555
Wasted quints

>>739955555
WHO CARES ABOUT STORY YOU GOT QUINTS

>>739955688
My dick is actually pretty big and even if it wasn't it wouldn't be an elongated clitoris. That doesn't even make sense