Anons, how painful is hanging yourself as a form of suicide?

>>739930151
If I'm honest, it depends on the height. You don't want to be hanging there choking.
Jump from a decent height to try and break your neck when the rope catches, and yeah, quality rope is probably a good idea.
I'm not gonna try and stop you, OP, but I am gonna ask you to reconsider.

It's been great having you, OP. /b/ always remembers it's fallen.

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>>739930338
Point taken, but a suspended drop is a thing as well. I was considering a strategy where the carteroid arteries are cut off and consiousness is lost fast. This can be achieved by semi suspended hanging as well. I am about 280 lbs, so I prefer not tear my head off during a suspended drop. I would prefer to die somewhat dignified if possible.

>>739930151
why should you care about the pain if you've decided to end it?
seriously, just curious

>>739930151
dont do it. go to /fit/.start working out and eating well.you will lose weight and feel soo much better and you will be healthier,stronger,and more attractive than ever.you will get a girlfriend,achieve your dreams and live a happy life!
Remember that you have thousands of ancestors,hell,it might be millions,and they all survived and produced offspring until you were born.dont fail them! live and make it a point to be better everyday! you might have depression now but i can promise you the sadness goes away and you'll find happiness! be strong friend and happiness will come! dont do it!

Why not use the highest quality rope you can get. Are you worried about saving money for something?

>>739930151
>I am quite serious about this, and I have thought long and hard about it. I feel that it's about time.

Indulge me, why do you feel this way?

>>739931242
It goes a bit deeper than that man. I sincerely appreciate the input, but I have been batteling depression and feelings of inadequacy for 16 years now. I've had enough. I just do not want to hurt anyone on my way out.
>>739931213
Because I believe in a humane death, and a presentable corpse. I would prefer not to die foaming at the mouth.
>>739931536
Good point. But I do not want to raise suspision. And I believed that a sash would be a better way to go due to a lack of ligatures in the neck

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>>739931841
Please see>>739931958

>>739932051
Oh i know those feelings, you feel like a loser, like your no good at anything and you fuck everything up, that no girl in her right mind would want you and so forth.

I think about it sometimes, there's a bridge not too far from me thats always been popular with jumpers, probably how i would do it. But i won't, because that's pathetic and there's always something you can do to better your life, if you just push those feelings aside and take a chance. What do you have to lose?

>>739931958
Hanging your self makes your eyes bulge and your dick swell. A friend of mine hung herself and they couldn't get her eyes shut all the way

>>739930948
>280 lbs
you are too fat OP, drown yourself, its quiet and painless

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>>739932626
Because I'm scared shitless of life. Death is not for some reason. That, and I have nobody in my life to share anything with. Never have, and most likely never will. A clean exit would seem better than a life long uphill battle to achieve disillusioned dreams.

>>739930151
didn't you see that video of that teenage girl that killed herself by hanging live on cam? i was surprised she went out pretty quickly without all of the kicking and struggling i thought would happen. it looked like she had maybe a short rope long enough so that as she eased into the rope tightening around her neck it compressed her carotids as she went to sleep first. watch that video.

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>>739933004
I'm 6ft2 dude. Europeans tend to be a smidge taller than mericans

>>739930151
Suicide is not the answer. Yeah life sucks sometimes but life's not supposed to be fair. Think of your family it doesn't end your pain it just passes it to others and that's a really selfish thing to do

>>739933133
okey

also i was kiddin, don't do it OP, think about how will people remember you, as a fucking quiter

>>739933266
Being remembered as a quitter is not something I am worried about

>>739933991
go ahead mate if your life really is this shit

>>739930151
Hanging yourself is lame. See if you can get a shotgun somehow.

Painkillers, whiskey. Shotgun. Play loud music to muffle the sound.

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>>739935644
Eurofag.
No option.
Also: it will give one hell of a mess

You said you don't want to hurt anyone on your way out. Well bro....you're going to hurt someone like me. I'm a firefighter and I go to multiple suicide calls a year. It takes a toll on me man. I have a wife and child and they aren't getting the best of me because I have to deal with this shit. Killing yourself hurts me and makes my life hard.

don't do it and call a suicide hotline. but if you really insist - get yourself some nitrogen, a little valve and an oxygen-mask. 10 seconds and you're gone. no pain.

>>739935898
I know dude, and I'm sorry for that. I really wish there was some kind of exit button. Sadly, there is no such this. So options such as these are the least of all evils

>>739936125
You mean helium? If it's not pure helium you'll just end up sounding funny in stead of dying. Nitrogen will freezeburn your lungs, and your mask.

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It's really not that bad. There is a reason choke and stoking is a thing. Whenever you see someone who had an really excruciating hanging its because they had lots of air in their lungs they weren't able to exhale.

DON'T hold your breath before hanging and you're good.

If you "burk" yourself properly you'll lose consciousness almost instantly.

>>739936380

regular nitrogen. not liquid.

>>739933102
https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/itzdolly-heartbreaking-video-shows-12-year-old-katelyn-nicole-davis-hang-herself.4715/page-11

This one?

>>739936430
That is one fucked up picture dude

>>739930151
jump off a bridge im not here to join your pity party. Death by electrocution shit will be lit fam

>>739933004
>drown yourself

How is that a good way to go?

>>739932810
And what about her dick?

>>739935898
If anything I'm sorry for your family for having a pussy like you run the place

Just burn yourself above, I heard it's painless and fast

>>739936929
It was pretty hard, when I put it in my mouth some stuff came out and I jumped pretty bad

>invest
You're killing yourself, if you want spend all the money you have in a rope which will guarantee the job

>>739930151
So hi OP, I'm probably the only person here qualified to answer you question. In April of 2016 I actually hung myself. How I did it isn't important but it hurt like hell. The paramedics had to resuscitate me. I'm not going to discuss what I experienced while I was "dead", but when I awoke from all this shit, my life changed dramatically. Not that I think I was given a second chance, but that I gained a new perspective on my life and how fucking valuable it was to not only me but everyone around me.

>>739930151
go to bungee jumping, get the rope around your neck just a few times before you jump, get your neck snapped, easy peasy

>>739937257
This.
Don't do it anon

Just think about the possible future man.. Indeed, there is a possibility that you will end up still having that feeling of inadequecy, but on the other hand, you could meet a person that fits exactly with your personality and has gone through the same shit as you has, and this feeling of inadequecy will be replaced with.. love. Yea it sounds corny but it is a possibility, and after having suffered this much pain already, does it still even matter? Perhaps everything is going exactly fine in the future and you are looking back to the present you thinking that you were an idiot for wanting to kill yourself, just like we all look back at each other as teens or children for example, because of doing stupid shit, just keep this in your mind OP.

>>739930151
If you do it right, you'll snap your neck, die instantly and you won't feel a thing. At least you won't remember there was any pain

>>739937257
Not OP, but was just wondering what you mean by this. Not to come off as some edgy Nihilist, but everything we do is essentially valueless

>>739936656
That broke my heart :/
Kids like that shouldn't suffer

>>739936884
I do not expect any pity from this place. I have been here for over 10 years, and I know it well

>>739930151
What nobody seems to realize is that you should fall a good distance before the noose snugs up.

That's what real executions look like (re: Saddam). You stand with the rope slack a couple feet and then fall into it so it breaks your spine.

>>739937257
not op, can you actually discuss what you saw while in the state of "death"? ngl im pretty curious

Asphyxiation does not hurt one bit. Neck breaking on the other hand

>>739937757
I second this OP. Please talk about it

>>739937823
it does you faggot

>>739933133
>6 ft 2
>280 lbs
And you call us muricans, you fatso.
A okay weight for you would be like 200-230 lbs, unless you're fucking jacked.

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>>739937257
Please elaborate

You will die pissing and crapping yourself anon. At least wear a diaper ffs

>>739930151
You shouldn't do it. Try to better yourself first, but If you absolutely insist on doing it the method needs to be 100% guaranteed to kill you, you don't want to wake up in a hospital bed as a vegetable.

>>739937915
actually a good idea, deffinitely a diaper is required

>>739937823
Have you ever broken a bone? It doesn't hurt right away. Takes like 20 minutes before the blood can come back in and make it hurt. You'll be long dead before that happens.

i made an hero thread but its getting completely ignored, figured id paste it here
how to an hero the least painful and most effective way in middle eu?
i live in /pol/and and getting firearms is hard asfuck
i was thinking helium asphyxiation but idk if i can set it up correctly, i dont want to end up as a vegetable in a hospital for the rest of my life

>>739937878
>>739937963

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>>739937886
>suicidal
>making fun of weight
>mfw

>>739938024
ffs why here

If you are considering hanging yourself you may as well invest in a good noose because after you're gone what you have left won't matter. The method which is best to use is drop hanging where you drop from some higher point and fall. It will snap your neck basically put you into a coma then you'll asphyxiate from lack of oxygen. You should use a 25 foot rope with at least a 1 inch thickness if you are an average sized male. If you're heavier use a thicker rope if skinnier a thinner rope might work.

Be that one guy that does the ripping his head off thing with superglue and piano wire, you will be a hero.

That being said still don't do it.

>>739937915
Planned on vasting 2 days ahead.
Not worried

>>739938024
as to op, hanging self is pretty agonizing, if you want the least pain you should go with helium asphyxiation (you just fall asleep due to your body not being able to tell helium from regular air) or just a gunshot to the head, you might also want to consider jumping off a bridge or a very tall building, preferably over 8 stories

>>739938024
You can die a painless death from overdosing on OTC drugs anon.
People here also recommend ODing on Heroin but that would sully your reputation a bit. People will call you a druggie and shit like that

But can we at least discuss why you want to do it?

>>739937590
It really is your choice, at every second of your existence you have the ability to end it. It's the choice that give your existence meaning...there are at any given moment a million people who want to be alive who are dying...you have something of value use it all up.

>>739930151
Take apart a microwave and zap yourself by shorting the capacitor with your hands (one hand on each terminal so the current flows thru your chest).
Quick, clean, probably so quick it's painless, and if you want to be discreet about an suiciding, you'll just look like another novice wannabe mechanic who didn't read the instructions

>>739938024
>grow beard
>travel to middle east
>join isis
>get guns
>start shooting spree right in the middle of their camp

At that point, you'll actually be a hero, not an hero

>>739938187
i'd go for far more than 8 stories tbh to be sure. May as well enjoy that last rush right?

Take a xanax before so you dont panic and chicken out like i did, fucking looser didnt even have the balls to pull through

>>739938151
If not done right, it may just paralyze him and leave him alive. It's not a risk free method7

Back in the cowboy days when they hung someone, they made sure the gallows were up high enough so that when the person dropped, they reached the end of the rope and snapped their neck, generally that would kill them. But if you have a short rope and not much distance to fall your gonna basically suffocate. Just my two cents.

>>739938170
You still can wear a diaper. Ok it might suck for you but, think to the one who will find you dude. Just in case you know (aren't diaper meant for this ? the whole "Just in case" stuff)

>>739938160
I have actually made this joke several times over the years

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>>739930151
I don't know. I've never committed suicide. Frankly I think even here you will struggle to find someone who has.

>>739938398
I'm genuinely surprised nobody has tried it yet.

>>739938209
i dont really want to discuss the reasons, but i've been thinking about it for over three years
only now i finally have the balls to do it and i think its the best thing i can do now
and actually i might consider heroin, it might be a fun way to go down, im just not sure how to assure my relatives that i never shot it up prior to od-ing

>>739938311
Dubs for double quitter

You decided to quit life, and then you quit that process to in the middle of doing it

But I'm glad you're still alive faggot

>>739937757
Eternal regret and hell. Regret not about sudoku but about every single wasted opportunity for happyness

>>739938286
if you can dress in a nice suit and jump off of a huge skyscraper you could technically roleplay 9/11, that could be fun

>>739937757
I tell you what. I had a conversation with my aunt, she didn't know about my attempt. She had some plastic surgery on her tits or something and she said to me "I was awake one second before they have me the anesthetic shot and the next second I awoke in the recovery room...I could have been dead for all I knew during the two hour procedure...there was nothing..nothing." I thought, not only do your tits still look lopsided but you don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I felt immediately as if I was one with the universe, I felt like I could see everything clearly I can't describe what everything is, I felt everything not really saw it like with my eyes and I was totally at peace...and then I was pulled, slowly away from this feeling and back to where I was the room, where I had hung myself and it wasn't the same room, it wasn't a dungeon or a depressing to me anymore...and I felt as if nothing could ever hurt me again...I had returned to where I came from for an instant and had come back...

>>739930151
I'm unsure if it will work, but I found some rope on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=strongest+rope&tag=mh0b-20&index=aps&hvadid=14303752293&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&ref=pd_sl_71vti5j1b0_e

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>>739938209
>Structual depression since childhood
>Severe OCD
>Self image problems for many years
>Flunked master's
>Massive debt
>Poverty
>Few friends, no gf
>lost a lot of people in my life
>little to no outlook for improvement
>disgustingly ugly with a major in an industry where looks are everything
>regret a thousand things in my life
...death just seems like the best way out

>>739938593
Im not. Luckily i live in europe so chances of natural death by religion of peace are rising. Im still working out daily but nothing is fun anymore. Im telling myself the only reason i didnt pull through was that i didnt want to cause my family pain but i know i just dont have the balls

>>739938578
I understand mate. I'd advise against Heroin abuse. You can make your own lethal concoction with OTC drugs. I hope you don't though. I hope you also consider that a random stranger in the middle of nowhere cares enough to ask you not to

>>739938642
>>739938768
wut

>>739938234
If I was able to give my life to a mother who was dying, I would gladly lay it down.
But sadly, I cannot

>>739936656
yeah that girl. no kicking it grabbing the rope, not even involuntary. that's why i think she passed out before suffocating.

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Old best friend did this the other day. I regret not talking to him in so long. Don't do it things can always change.

>at least it wasn't heroin like most of my other old pals.

>>739938642
Define hell? I know that souls are sent to heal...not burn

>>739939147
I'm sorry for your loss anon. He might have left you in distress but you can take solace in that he's probably found peace now

>>739939337

thanks. that's what I like to tell myself

>>739938939
You work out every day?

Ever think that it's possible that your suicidal thoughts come from not getting proper nutrition and a lack of essential vitamins and minerals?

This happens a lot to ppl who trains too much, especially in climates where you seldom see the sun. Try supplementing in vitamin D and magnesium

Or maybe you fucked up real bad in the past and just want to end it, I don't know your life

>>739939147
if all of your friends killed themselves
why don't you do it too

>>739930151
Hey OP. You don't know me, at the end of the day I am just a faggot who shitposts on the internet so what I say may not be of great value, but I have dealt with your feelings before.

I have struggled through years of depression and have been hospitalized once after having a breakdown. I was at rock bottom. I still don't see the point in living sometimes, but I try and stay alive not only for a few people around me but because I consider life to be precious in itself. You only get one life and well I feel quite lucky that I have conciousness sometimes because of the few things I enjoy, many other people do not get a chance to live either because they are immediately killed at birth or they are not the fastest sperm.

I always try to think of a reason not to kill myself every day and sometimes it is usually the little things. I personally motivate myself to do shit. I'm on medication which kind of helps me actually get out of bed and do something with my life, but even if it is something as simple as "hm I kind of want to try out this new game today" or work on a project like a video or something distracts you from thoughts of killing yourself.
But what do I know, I'm not really a psychologist.

As for whether it will hurt, yes, it will hurt a lot. Usually you go unconcious pretty quickly though, probably 5-10 seconds. That is if you do suspended hanging. If you do drop hanging on the other hand and break your neck, that will be a quicker and more probable death. There is always the chance something could go wrong with suspended hanging (ligature breaking off or rope snaping or someone walking in etc) and if that is the case while in the middle of an attempt (and not immediatley afterwards) it is most likely you will become a vegetable.

Overall OP, please don't do it. >>739937257 brings up a really good point of how valuable life is. As soon as you step off that stool, you'll instantly regret it (at least that is how I felt).

>>739939640
>Ever think that it's possible that your suicidal thoughts come from not getting proper nutrition and a lack of essential vitamins and minerals?

Is there a study you can refer me to proving this?

OP here, I firmly believe that death is a highly personal choice. I am sure of my path. However, if any anon shares the same feeling and have even the slightest feeling of a possibility of things getting better, please talk about it with friends, family, or a professional. Only take this step when you are absolutely sure.

>>739939241
For me it was seeing my own death and how people found me and were devastated. It was also looking back at my whole life up to this point and being reminded of every single fuckup. I did forgive myself for everything along the way but it was physically painfull. I felt myself dieing painfully multiple times in multiple universes and refused and returned.

Tripping on high doses of shrooms comes close to it imho, last few times were bliss though... Right now im depressed so i know hell would await me again

>>739939640
Nah im just fucked up in the head, 30 forever alone beta with some childhood trauma about women. Im fully aware that im irrational bit i still cant talk to women, tried all the drugs etc but no chance. Maybe when i lose 30 more kg i will be confident enough but i said that 40kg ago already and shit is only getting worse due to aging

>>739939818
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0165032716308928

If you go to google scholar and search vitamin D and depression, you'll find a lot of studies. It's still a little bit inconclusive because of some limitations, but it points in that direction

Tarleton, et al. Role of magnesium supplementation in the treatment of depression: A randomized clinical trial.

Try looking for this one for magnesium

>>739939947
That sounds about right to what I have heard. It's a reflective period after death...which is often paintul.
Why did you return though?

>>739940655
Didnt want my parents to find my fat bloated corpse on my bed between 2 large boxes of pizza, drugs and porn.

>>739940535
Umm.... 40kg is a whole Asian woman, are you sure you still need to lose another 30?

>>739937257
Why aren't you going to discuss what you experienced while you were dead? Please tell us what you experienced Anon.

>>739940858
178cm, 100kg, 0 confidence right now

>>739940790
Did you not experience what would happen if you got past the suffering?

>>739941012
That's just chubby, not fat

Or jacked? What's your body fat%? You shouldn't be that bad physically if you got to 100 from 140. You might have a face only a mother could love, but your body should at the very least acceptable.

You can't get a psych to help you with your trauma?

>>739941124
No, as said before, i returned before that. I've been working out and stuff since then but since a few months the mood goes way down

>>739939853
Hey, I'm gonna do it soon, when the helium tank and the cpap mask arrive. I think this is the proper way if you want to die dignified. Not sure if it will do tho', if I end up being a vegetable I will deserve that so philosophically that hell will give my life a purpose somewhat. That is, to suffer for all my egoism and for the ones who deserve to have my life instead of me. Only logical reason for me to kms is to end a meaningless, consumist and worthless life in order to help (a very little bit) stop the senseless destruction of the planet and the perpetuation of injustice by the capitalism. But, to be frank, this is too much to say for a douche like me.

Good luck.

>>739941406
26,4% . Its just too much to loom what i consider normal i guess. My father got diagnosed with heavy ADS last week, my brother got heavy narcism and got told he cant work anymore till he sees a psychatrist, dont feel like putting any more pressure on the family. I already know what caused the issue but somehow that doesnt help me...

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>>739930151
Don't do it anon. Your troubles will pass.

>>739941747
Anon i wish you a good Afterlife if theres any, if not then enjoy the endless void that death might bring

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>>739930151

>>739930151
If you do go thru with it I hope when you wake up on the other side you are surrounded by family to welcome you into heaven.

>>739940648
Depression isn't real

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>>739942272
Its as real as PTSD

>>739942272
For 90 days every single morning stand infront of the mirror and tell yourself you are a piece of shit and you hate yourself

>>739942412
PTSD has concrete symptoms and causes. Depression is just a word we slap on people who want to kill themselves because we think they're weird. No study has ever proven that depression is a result of a chemical imbalance.

>>739942453
When you show me proof depression exists

>>739942532
Sure thing DrAnon.
I have friends that were constantly down/depressed. One killed herself.
Depression is real.

>>739937728

Well, there's one of your problems. Your reality is the totality of all the things you do with your time. All the feelings and people you surround yourself with (or don't). And if you know 4chan well--and 10 years seems to me long enough to almost blot out what came before--well no wonder you're suicidal. Leave 4chan, not life, for 10 years, then decide.

>>739942070
26% is totally presentable. No normal girl will be disgusted by your fat at 26%. I guess loosing another 10% will be awesome, and another 15% will (probably) lets you see your abs. But at 26% you don't need to be embarassed by your body anymore.

I have no clue what ADS and narcism is. I know narcisism, but that shouldn't stop ppl from working. Well, I might want to fire someone for too narcisssistic, but pretty sure that's illegal

>>739942532
There's no such thing as PTSD. It's just a term used to be nice to veterans

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>>739942834
>but muh feelings

>>739943334
It used to be called shell shocked. Its real. Fireworks set them off.

>>739943407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNswoVE5vws

>>739943419
It's like kids being scared of the dark after watching a horror movie. They start seeing ghosts everywhere

>>739943181
Please don't be an edgy cunt. It's getting boring.

>>739943072
The problem is that I hate interacting with people dude. Like really hate it. If you combine that with a major where you pretty much are forced to work with others, shit tends to get tough. I just do not see any instance where I can become happy. I know it sounds whiney as fuck, but it's the sad reality.

before you go.. meditate for 2 weeks. If you see a glimmer of hope then go for 2 more.

Please anon

>>739943580
Why the fuck did you choose that major then?

>>739930151
It won't matter if it hurts you'll be dead in like 2 minutes

>>739943181
Katelyn Nicole Davis

Hot as fuck

>>739943689
Because I am creative and good with concepts. However I soon realized that marketing majors all ended up as salesmen

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>>739930151
Rather than killing yourself how about you visit your doctor?
Suicide is a perm solution for temp problems.
Consider learning for a new job like programming or you know... fake your death and move to europe as a refugee or something like that.
Just don't do it :(

>>739943960
I am a eurpean native dude
And I tried getting into IT. I didn't make the cut

>>739942160
Post link please.

To suicide fill your stomach with 2 litres of diet coke then swallow 2 mentos.

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>>739943618
Snicker guy here
That is a very good solution to losing stress and depression.
I really hope some realise that killing yourself does not only hurt you but friends and family including your mom that won't die in her sleep tonight.

>>739933004
drowning is one of the most painful ways to die retard

>>739930151
Sorry for your pain anon. I wish i could tell you not to do it. But im honestly there myself. I just hope u find peace and if i wind up in heaven with you we'll have a beer.

God willing a fuckibg plane will land on me any second.

>>739943823
Kek

Very true

I double majored in Marketing and Management; but I actually enjoy making a living using balls and bullshit alone.

Shouldn't you be in Graphic Design making ads or something then?

>>739930151
Just get some paracord from home depot or some shit. It's mostly painless. If you really want to be comfortable you can buy some pvc and cut in half. Then, when you put the rope around your neck, all the pressure is on your jugular and not your windpipe. It's more comfortable and you pass out much faster. In reality, I'd recommend buying some type of thienodiazepine. Mix it with alcohol and let that pass you out while you wait in the noose.

>>739930338
Retard alert. Don't jump and try and break your neck. There's a million things that can go wrong.

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>>739944297
Snicker guy here
From which country?
I am from Holland

>>739930948
I've been choaked out before. Its noce because you dont run out of air so much as things get fuzzy and just go black.

If you dont fight it you may have 5 seconds of oeace before you sen your entire family and social network into the same auocidal depression you are in.

And dont fucking tell me it wont haooen because that is EXACTLY why i want to eat a 12 guage...

>>739943580
OP you're a boring retard
If you weren't too pussy you'd have ended yourself already so quit attention seeking on a shitty board filled with summercunt kids.

Also the 12yo girl tied the rope very fucking well, in the video you see a face of overwhelming regret as she realised 'this is it' as her oxygen supply was cut off almpst immediately and she couldn't even manage a grab for the rope

Sorry that you're a fat cunt but this is real life and when you die you're actually dead, your worries about presentation of a corpse and a humane death are all gone so stop being a cunt and either do it or don't pollute this board with your cunty attention seeking cancer

>>739932626
A lifetime of suffering...

But, you do make a point.

Not op btw just another deoressed faggot. Tried everything and this whole "it gets better" bullshit has me googling how to orooerly make a sawed off double barrel 12 guage

>>739933004
Fuck, have you ever almost drown? Its fucking terrorizing

>>739944739
Same here buddy. Randstad.

>>739944570
Snicker guy here.
You will end up in Hell no matter if you are a good Joe or not.
God takes lives not you, those who resist will not get into the gates of heaven but burn in a hot lake of fire somewhere in Hell.
All those holy books tell the same thing.
I am a muslim btw with a extremly Christian friend and extremly relig family and town so I AINT TELLING YOU BULLSHIT

>>739945248
God isn't real faggot

>>739933102
It's pretty sad and was hard to watch

I honestly feel like 13, or even my bros that shot themselves at 19 and 21 haavent lived enough yet to be so depressed. But who knows. I was mad until i became deoressed and suicidal. Now im just hoping they are haooy wherever they are.

I feel like they are honestly. Its strange. I jist hooe i get to see them soon and start the eternal party. I hate myself, my life, and almost everything in it. The shit i dont hate i jist barely tollerate. It really is no way to live and i have tried everything i can think of only to wind uo worse off for the effort...

Fuckit. I may as well buy a rope also

>>739933234
This also. It sucks but i kinda feel like a mrtyr at least. Not burden my family with my demons in hopes they dont wind up living in hell like me

>>739945305
Maybe if you tried as hard as you did in typing correctly, things will get better

>>739935898
Sorry anon. I am sure that sucks. You sacrifice doesnt go unappreciated tho. I ised to work closely with u guys and reasons like this are why i have turned down joining a dozen times. I couldnt do it

>>739933234
I feel like they would be the selfish ones in that situation

>>739945187
Snicker gast hier
Dit is nu wel echt erg, je gaat toch niet jezelf vermoorden in een land zo fijn als nederland?
Ga alsjeblieft de zelfmoord hulplijn bellen, er is echt hulp daar te bieden.
En wtf is er mis met deze mensen hier die je advies geven?
Doe het niet, ga bij je opa of oma langs en vertel het.
Neem een studie bij NTI of zo iets behalve jezelf hangen met action touw :(

>>739945248
Why do judeo sources say the same, but do other sources state somethint completely otherwise? (Think asian, new age, spiritual, etc)

>>739945291
You shut the fuck up you lil nigger.
Atheism is the reason why this whole world is shit, look at what happend in the 1900-2017 with your anti-relig crap.
Everyone is becoming a ego faggot who is going to school with a pump shotgun or worse

>>739930151
idk never tried it

>>739945751
Monotheism and polytheism, without one all powerful being above everything and everyone, the concept of afterlife and punishment becomes different

>>739945751
Snicker Guy
New Age is some gay Hipster shit practiced in a local Starbucks
I am talking about official and LEGALLY classed.

>>739945957
Are you trying to tell me that religion is good for society or that there is a god?

Because one of those things is half true

>>739946079
Like scientology?

>>739945957
Society has done nothing but better itself after atheism became mainstream, so fuck off to your little church safe place

>>739946079
There is a god and a natural power dude...but its not at all like any modern religion. I'm sorry but that is just not the case. God is love, and it is earth that is suffering.

Don't do it

>>739946150
>OH I WONDER WHY PEOPLE ARE GETTING LESS SOCIAL AND ARE GETTING LESS REGRET ABOUT CRIME
Because of niggers like you that easily eat breakfast while watching a rekt thread.
Rel deaths don't even scratch the surface of inhumane deaths.
Look up Birmingham or what it is called and look at the crime rate then compare it to the average. NIGGAAAAA

>>739946228
>MUHH SPACESHIPS
AYY LMAO
IM BLUE AMIDI AMI AMIDIEEE IM A BI AMA AYY AYYIMADAY IM BLUE

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Welp, this thread has been hijacked by religious summer fags, see ya

>>739938402
You da man!

>>739946393
>I wonder where they got that idea
Ohh....

>>739946393
Wtf is a modern religion? Pastafarianism?

All of the world recognized religions are thousands of years old mate. Or at least stems and closely follows one of those thousand year old religion

>>739946678
Fuck off to /a you autistic weaboo.

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>>739946678
I'm still here dude

>>739930151
OP, there is no relief or rest after you kill yourself. The only thing you will ever feel is the horrible pain and panic of you dying, not death itself.

Its really not fucking worth it, just fix your life instead, you don't have it as bad as you think you have it. Its the chemicals in your brain fooling you.

>>739946845
You too

>>739946790
>>739946859

Snicker Guy
Some of you are alright, don't come to the Randstad next week.

>>739938247
this

Another fucking coward taking the easy way out

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>>739936884

>>739946353
Snicker Guy
defending something without a proper source?
PROVE IT, Ma evidence is right on the top 1 million results on Google.

>>739937257
Pretty fucked up of true. Thanks for the input

>>739937652
No shit....

Still bothers me real bad.

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>>739937728
Same here. I akin it to gold mining. 99.9% of the time or more you sift through useless shit or get a speckle or two and it makes it almost not worth your time. But then u find a nugget.

>>739938160
Lol, one day thos will happen

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>>739947354

>>739938187
Tons of people around here just throw a garden hose in the exhaust pipe and drink whiskey

>>739938247
This is pretty fucking genious.

Voluntteer for jihad and laugh at them as you trigger the truckbomb mid celebration and sendoff

>>739947609
I just lost my grandmother dude. The hurt is real

>>739944998
I assumer that almost dying in all forms is fucking terrifying

>>739947609
Lost my best mate 2 weeks back. Messages me that day morning asking me to buy him a burger when I return . Shit sucks yo

>>739937886
6'2" 280lbs LOL. Maybe he's so fat that he wants to anon.

>>739939547
Same here man. Still after 1.5 years cannot stop breaking down at random...

I would say it gets easier bit it has only gotten the same or worse for me.

Tye faggots that say u just gotta grieve an move on are either stronger than me, care less than me, or arent depressed and suicidal af themselves.

Good luck to u at any rate anon. I may well have been the last person to see my best friend alive and i spent the day giving him shit for getting fired again.

I got regrets also...

>>739939814
I easily would.... fuck im close now

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>>739930151
Methods of suicide and their pain ratings.

>If you're thinking of offing yourself, do reconsider.

At least wait for decent virtual/mixed reality first, hold on a few more years and it's going to be totally worth it dude

>>739942160
>explosives 1.6 minutes


Ummm..... no. With a level pickup bed full and my body in the middle i believe i would instantaneously become a fine pink mist.

>>739942160
>gunshot to chest 7 min.

I really with i didnt see this.

RIP brothers. Lets hooe the stats are fucked and it was quick and painless

>>739942160
>set fire to self 95 agony.

Pls no

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>>739949131

>>739948699
>shotgun/pistol/falling
I want my folks to be able to say goodbye to a face...not a lasagna
>cyanide
Where the fuck would I be able to get that? Producing it will put others in danger.
>Household poisons/car crash/setting fire to yourself/getting hit by a car/electrocution/OD-ing/cutting wrists
No.

>>739942272
Just because u dont understand something doesnt make it not real anon.

I used to be an asshole. Was the guy like "give em a gun, they will do it or they wont."

Untill my friends started doing exactly that.

Deotession is not only real anon but as soneone who has essentially been tortured for days i would take hyperventilating and passing out for the rest of my life dor 1 minute of not feeling like a worthless peice of shit.

Be grateful that you dont know this pain anon.

You really shoyld leave here and continue doing what keeps u happy

You are blessed to not know this hell

>>739942453
NO!

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TRY AND PROVOKE SOMEONE TO FEEL LIKE WE DO? I honestly wish a few people around here werent alive and will happily piss on their graves, but i still wouldnt wish this hell on them.

>>739933058
holy shit thats deep mayne

>>739942532
U might be right as the meds i keep trying dont seem to do dick.

It might not be chemical tho.

The nurse at the head doctor says god just built some people different.

I'm starting to really wonder if i should just take my hard earned understanding of hell on earth and help others out of it.

I dont really care to take another breath but if i help 1 person change their mind maybe i wont feel like a useless peice of shit

>>739942834
Sry anon. Me too...

>>739949471
Been dealing with suicidal thoughts since I was 12. Self harmed for quite a bit when I was younger as well. Don't tell me I don't know "this pain". I'll probably end up killing myself, not because I'm fucked in the head, but because I see no reason left to live.

Not study has ever proven the existence of depression. I have however been clinically diagnosed. People don't think we're normal, so they have to slap a label on us to say we're crazy. I say fuck that

>>739943072
>be me
>friends dropping like flies
>consider an hero but no,
>descide to find and list mentally the top 10 people i know that seem happy in life and stidy them.
>spend 1 year tracking each of them down and having drinks or hang out at parties.
>every single fucking 1 is depressed and on meds puttin fb on a face.
>my best friend was the life of the party.
>everyone loved him
>kills himself...

It truly sucks divk that i now worry more about my happy friends than the depressed ones.

I seriously cannot fucking win and i give up.

Jist gonna coast through life with no goals and 0 fucking initiative and hope a fucking truck runs me over every day

>>739943181
>12

And even for here u kinda being a cunt

>>739943334
Who have seen their best friends murdered all around them.

Sure....

>>739949380
How does one come to decide that suicide is the answer while still caring about their family and people they leave behind?
I thought losing those connections and becoming isolated were a prerequisite for this kind of forlorn suicidal tendency

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>>739930338
that's retarded

My mother hanged herself when I was a kid,but it was in a room with barely any height to crack your neck on

What I can tell you OP is that if your noose is well done good rope is not needed

Pic related,that's the kind of rope she used

Godspeed OP,I'm planning on doing the same before the end of the week

>>739950116
This.

Unless you come from a rich ass family with fantastic connections, or are utterly brilliant...people tend to be somewhat fucked

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Here's one way to look at things OP. If you believe in reincarnation and karma, then you have to solve your suicidal depression and other problems in this lifetime. They cycle of suffering doesn't end when you commit suicide, it only starts the cycle over.

The only way out of it is to accept your depression(not suppress it), understand it, and transform it into happiness. Once you've solved that then you'll have ended your depression and love life again.

>>739943419
YUP.

my brother in law lost his absolute shit 1 day. Some guys outside of town set off a bomb dickibg around. I know them well. I had to call and have them verify that they were just dicking off amd show us the car they blew up with tannerite as he was barricading his house.

I have known this dude for 25 uears and he has never acted like that.

He looked absolutely fucking terrified

>>739950339
True. I strongly believe in karmic debt...but I would hope for a chance at redemption and a possibility for a do-over. I know it hurts the people that I love...but its better than a life of misery.

>>739945248
Well, we will see i guess. The only real reason i dont kms is the fear of hell. Bit at the same time wtf good woukd it do to go to heaven without my best friends. Dudes i would gladly take a bullet for before i was depressed.

Proudly still would call them brothers. I really cant accept the fact that if i do make it my bro who brought several lifetimes of joy to us didnt make it.

>>739945291
Then tell me, why dont you steap and rape and do essentially wtf ever u want.

Lier...

>>739945509
I did. For a long time now. ...nothing but suffering.

>>739945957
Anon does make a point...

>>739950285
I hope you find love and peace on the other side anon. Distance may seperate us all, but my thoughts are with you. Where and whoever you are

please dont do it, ive been there and tried to overdose. first think about the thinngs that you like doing, things that make you happy. then think about the impact that killing yourself will have on your family an friends. please think about this. go to a pub or somthing and make new friends, but dont drink, alcohol is a depressant. talking abot this kinda stuff really helps you, i know it can be akward or upsetting but it helps. try speaking to a family member or a friend, its easier if its not in real life for some reason so try speaking over text.

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>>739951039
>too stupid to know about evolutionary mechanics and natural selection

I don't even see a point in starting an argument with you

>>739951039
I know this is bait, but
It's something called rationalism.

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its super painless because of its speed. thats why it was used as a *humane* form of execution for so long

i knoow its cringy but watching 13 reasons why, really shows the impact

>>739945248
>god takes lives not you
What about people who kill other people? Why is that justifiable as god working through a person and suicide isn't?