g'morning anon i hope u slept well. tell me why you will

>>739925392
i'm not edgy enough

Coz i promisd to do in xmas

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>>739925766
nice dubs.
>>739925893
why xmas?

>>739925392
Going to Cali in a few weeks.

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>>739926772
awesome.
norcal or socal ?

Because I want to know what a blowjob feels like before I die

>>739925392
why dont you kill already instead of posting this shit every day?

Because I found the love of my life and I don't want to let her down ! How do you feel anon ?

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>>739927068
i hope you get that feeling soon.
>>739927399
i'm not done being pathetic yet.
>>739927469
congrats on your find.
i feel ok. thanks for asking.

Because I fucked around with my married friend this weekend and it will be my life goal to do it again.

My daughter, sometimes I've felt mega low and every time I've thought about it I just think of her not having her Dad.

Feeling good now though

Because last time I tried to kill myself 500mg of iv fentanyl didn't do the trick and I'm pretty sure I can't die.
It sucks, I've been really depressed for a bit and I told my lover I needed some time, I go on Facebook this morning and she's in a relationship with what looks like literally the biggest faggot I've ever seen. She has no self esteem and goes for trash but i thought love lasted longer than a week

>>739927578
Why just ok anon ? You should feel great , life is wonderful. Can I help you somehow to cheer up?

>>739927021
Nor cal. Napa.

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>>739925392
I'm just used to being alive even if it sucks sometimes

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>>739927584
great. was it a fund time?
>>739927615
that's great man.
>>739927637
there are other lovers out there. stay strong.
>>739927717
you're right life is good.
i'm good.
Just have a few things in my life i'm worried about, but mostly i'm fine.
>>739927726
that's cool.
i heard socal is more fun tho.
>>739927799
nice duba-dubs.

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thread dead?

>>739925392
I've got work tomorrow, you fucking unemployed bastards

>>739925392
Because I have to work 18 hours and by the time I get home I go right to sleep and to time for it bruh.

>>739925392
Well, I start out that way, but then these threads ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS start out with a hot porn GIF, and then I don't feel like doing it anymore.

>>739925392
I don't even have the willpower to kill my self.

Worst spam thread on /b/

>>739925392
too busy watching porn and horror movies.

>>739925392
Happy life. There's not a good enough reason.

>>739925392
I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

Because I asked her out, and she said yes

RIP thread

>>739927578
sauce?

>>739925392
runescape is more important than death

>>739931779
If you have ascended to normie status, why are you here?

>>739927068
A bag of wet coins. Blowjobs are just a meme like this website like me like my keyboard like my life like the barrel in my mouth like th

Where the fuck is OP? He's always here

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>>739925392
I haven't seen all the porn yet

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I don't know

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>>739930170
great you have a job.
>>739930564
have a good day at work.
>>739930764
that's good man.
>>739931276
that lack is a good lack.
>>739931448
the worstest.
>>739931508
which are you watching now?
>>739931686
glad you have a happy life.
>>739931717
hello catholic bro.
>>739931779
congrats. hope it wall works out.
>>739932183
true
>>739933665
seems not.

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>>739933817
what's that game about?
>>739934546
I'm on earth.
>>739934705
what do you need to see now?

>>739935373
Her infertile period started, she woke up to me prodding but she's gonna have to wait for tonight.

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>>739935480
give it to here good catholic bro.
bless that pussy well!

>>739927021
cuz i need the sauce and/or name of that, tit o clock.

>>739935523
Low-key wishing that I just went all the way this morning, but her whimpers are amazing.

>>739925392
bought my daughter a car last week.
she brongs her friends over now.
theyre hot fuckin 17/18 year olds who think Im a pretty cool dad.
moms out of the picture. so - shes all i got in this world, and I dont want to fuck it up for her.

i've wanted to kill myself for a long time but i don't have the means to

fucking, i'll have to resort to something desperate

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>>739935679
i'll bet.
a little teasing is good.
>>739935635
can't help.
>>739935716
good consideration. continue being a good dad.
>>739935825
kill yourself via old age.

Because I have a gf who would literally do anything to please me, would help me hide a dead body if I asked her to.

400+k in net worth at just shy of 30

Can get side sluts all day long

And last but not least if I really wanted to kill myself I'd go on a raping and murdering spree first. God help the world if I ever have terminal cancer at a young age. Lol

>>739935878
A little? I do as much as I can without the kids hearing. Kids are doing great, adorable things. I never regret having 7.

>>739925392
because i dont like doing people's job for them, if some fucker wants me dead, he/she has to work for it

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>>739936025
that's an awesome situation man.
>>739936090
that's cool man. glad you have no regrets. i'm sure your family appreciates you too.

>>739936245
I hope they do, they mean the world to me.

>>739936025
You do not have 400k in net worth nigger faggot

>>739925392
Hey op, thanks for beeing around. I really appreciate it :)

>>739925392
My girlfriend would cry
I'll never master guitar like I always dreamed of
I'll never get married
I'll never make enough money to just frivolously buy a pet reptile
There might be some actually original funny shit on /b/ some time in the future
I could just get sick gains if I wanted to
I could have another threesome
I could go to David Bowie's grave
People who kill themselves are lazy pussies.

>>739927068
They suck.
No pun intended.

Because I haven't experienced enough yet, maybe in a few years.

>>739936338
300k house that's 60% paid off
Paid off truck currently valued at 35k
Retirement 457 of 90k
13k in checking
+Possessions
It's really closer to 500 not counting house debt

Because my crew coach will revive me from the dead and make me row a 10k meter race

>>739936348
>Getting married
Enjoy losing all of your property when the bitch leaves you, these days if you aren't from the east and get married women can fuck you over and get away with it

>>739936612
Excuse me, since when was divorce in marriage guaranteed?

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>>739936307
:-)
>>739936342
:-) back at ya.
>>739936348
good words.
>>739936375
kek
>>739936577
nice dubs.
>>739936597
great man.
>>739936612
he's got a good point.
>>739936679
good counter-point.

>>739936792
Yeah, I don't know how I could live without them. As for the arse claiming my girl is gonna leave me, I just want him to realize that not every woman is a low down backstabbing dirtbag. My wife is perfect in every way.

>>739935716
>>739935878
trying. just feel like ending it sometimes. at least getting away from it all.
yesterday she made stirfry and cleaned the house, and I got to play xbox for the first time in 30 million years and got drunk as fuck.
miss her mom so goddamn bad.

>>739937012
God bless you. I'm so deeply sorry for your loss, I can't begin to imagine how that feels.

>>739936679
About 36% of "marriages" false love ends in divorce, which is big enough of a reason to avoid it.

Because dubs

>>739937301
That is a general figure. For Catholics, such as myself, the divorce rate is much lower. It's also lower for those who marry as virgins, which both my beloved and I did. We also got married younger and spent 10 years as a couple before I popped the question. Essentially, we were made for one another.

>>739937561
until she cheats on you, why not just remain as boy and a girlfriend, only love

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>>739937510
but u got singles.

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>>739937301
Had to deal with this shit recently Anon. Still haven't recovered mentally nor physically.

>>739937637
Her? Cheat? Look, you don't know my wife but she is literally incapable of something like that. Marriage is the ultimate expression of love, vowing to devote your entire being to your spouse. It bears fruit by children and our marriage is an example of what they are made to be.

>>739937101
ex isn't dead. she just left us. she'd prefer dope over raising her daughter. i appreciate the kind words though. anyways, going back to work now.

>>739937784
But you can still make and create kids when you aren't married

>>739938269
That's a really humongous sin for Catholics

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>>739927021
name and sauce!!!

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>>739937780
pain and ordeals make you stronger.
you'll power up from this.
stay strong, you'll recover.

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>>739925392
Hoping to find the right meds and have 5 seconds of peace before i die.

Kinda scared of hell.

Seeing as how all my friends and heroes are killing themselves lately i know EXACTLY how it will make people feel.

There are people i would like to choke to death with my bare hands but this feeling, it's a million times worse than death.

I hate my fucking life an everything about it. Drinking doesnt help, so far not drinking doesnt help, drugs of any kind dont help, etc...

I'm honestley done. I did okay in life i guess. A few months ago i descided it was over. I simply quit at life but cant an hero because of the fear that my family will find out i did it on purpose.

Even went as far as to plan it pretty perfectly but there is always a chance i will get found out.


So, i sit here in agony. I work overtime every week and put little effort into small talk. I go home and take sleeping pills and watch a few hours of mindless tv until i pass out. Only to wake up pissed because i am alive and drag my zombie ass to work.

It's seriously gonna be a long 60 years or so of suffering.

I just hope i get the chance to stop a robbery or save a bus full of kids and die a hero.

It's beyond fucked.

My meds make me have some pretty vivid dreams like i have never had.

Last night i had a dream i invented some sort of new gun that shot artilary shells out of it. Not sure why but everyone seemed to love it. Immediatly sold out and was a multimillionaire.

Set my family up for life.

Then some faggot bypassed my new alarm and i blew his ass away with the mother of all artillary shells.

Blew us both up and the front part of my mansion.

I laid there looking at an armored car and seing that he was alone beside me and beyond fucked up.

Cracked a smile and the best sigh of relief ever. I was finally free, my friends and family were taken care of, and i get to see my bros soon.

Closed my eyes waiting to see old friends and woke up to my fucking alarm clock.

>>739938460
Get rid of the religion then

>>739936338
Its actually prett easy anon. My dad is worth about 2 million in "assets" as a wage slave.

I actually am pretty sure i make more money than he does right now at 18.50 an hour or so

>>739938701
Why? Both my wife and I know it's the truth.

>>739936597
Kek. What yall do for a living anon?

300k is a pretty nice house i imagine? You live in a city or got land?

>>739925392
Who will look after my doggy?

>>739936612
So can everyone else.

Asset protection 101 annon.

Never "own" anything anyway. Control it.

>>739936679
Well, its like 80% garunteed but whatever. Most of us dont have sgit when we get married anyway

>>739925392
i have work

>>739925392
My life hasn't gotten that bad so far, so no real reason to.

>>739938938
>80% guaranteed
Okay, believe what you want

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I want to, but I have such a great group of friends that I couldn't do that to them. If for no other reason, I'll stick it out for them.

Pic's Tessa Fowler in case you wanna do some research.

>>739938480
I never have sauce haha

>>739939133
Was a statistic i heard. I dunno. Dont quote me on it. Im still married

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>>739938901
no one. that's a good reason to stick around.
>>739938902
good logic.
>>739938941
what do you do?
>>739939091
that's great.

>>739939255
There's really no way my wife and I could divorce. We're growing in the same direction.

>>739939417
Well good for u anon.

My wife told me last month im done drinking or we are done.

Honestly miss being single and beer and my bike and strange.

Can u have a mid life crisis at 30? Cause im seriously considering dropping about 4 boxes of shit at my dads and buying a new harley and getting an apartment.

>>739939604
I don't know, maybe. I think the midlife crisis hits when the stress of everything gets to you, maybe it just did. You're in my prayers, hopefully you get over your drinking.

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>>739939417
>We're growing in the same direction.
awww. :-)
>>739939604
>Can u have a mid life crisis at 30? Cause im seriously considering dropping about 4 boxes of shit at my dads and buying a new harley and getting an apartment.
lol.

>>739939860
I'm so excited for tonight, I can't wait

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>>739940251
kill that cooch.
do share the highlights for tommorrow.

>>739940333
As long as round 2 in the morning doesn't last too long.

Well Preacher comes on tonight. Maybe after the finale

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>>739927068
Sadly this.

Specifically, I want my penis in an Asian girls mouth.
Black girl is also acceptable.

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>>739940908
nice pic.

thread dead.
see everyone tomorrow.

>>739942306
>dead thread
>puts it back on page 1

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>>739942345
but just to say g'bye.

>>739925392
Becuz of da daily puss

Because i found out that riley reid made a rap song and i need to listen to it 999,999 more times before i can die

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>>739942520
what she rapping about? how jizz tastes?

>>739925392
Because then I'd not be able to reply to you each day faggot.

Also why kill yourself, by living longer you contribute to the heat death of the universe, by suiciding you save the universe an infinitesimal amount of time.

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>>739942637
>Also why kill yourself, by living longer you contribute to the heat death of the universe, by suiciding you save the universe an infinitesimal amount of time.
that's deep.
also thanks for calling me a faggot.

>>739937561
If you dated for 10 years then thats enough time to know if theyre right for you imo. Me and my fiance met each other 3 years ago and im pretty sure itll work out too

>>739938460
I mean i dont think marriage really means anything. If you truly love someone then why do you need to validate it with this big step that implies your relationship is real now. Why not just enjoy your relationship instead of working towards marriage and stressing out about it?

>>739942571
Actually not that far off. Literally half the lyrics are "eat me out nigga" and she uses her own moans as background vocals. Its hilariously bad.

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>>739943372
wait, riley says nigga.
she's whiter than white.

>>739942925
Good for you, my prayers and blessings are with you!
>>739943153
It was a necessary step for us as Catholics.

>>739925392
Cause I'm the guy in that gif. Simple as that

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>>739944443
that's cool.
damn tho, you was one off from being the guy with quints of cuads.

>>739925392
Shut the fuck up loser.

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>>739944514
i appreciate the feedback anon.

>>739944772
You have no idea how much I want to have my wife come to my office right now. I wish the kids were at school...

>>739944772
For girls on the right

>>739936971
Nobody's perfect, but I'm glad you feel that strongly about her

>>739944955
baloney she isn't perfect!

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>>739944860
lol.
patience. u know it'll be worth the wait.
>>739944946
why not the left one?
>>739944955
nice dubs.
i'm glad you are glad for him.
>>739945051
nobody is perfect.
but perhaps she is perfect for him.