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THE GODS OF 4CHAN >DUBS DECIDE It is down to the gods of

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THE GODS OF 4CHAN

>DUBS DECIDE

It is down to the gods of 4chan to lead the way in this new civilisation! However all the gods died so we had to make do with anons.

Dubds decide what happens (It can be anything. Literally anything)
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pp in vagina
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Half of the island gets flooded with nigger crabs
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Jesus christ appears and teaches humanity the way of christ.
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>>739897201
Aliens invade by sea, steak all the mining resources
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>>739897540
roll
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>>739897556
*Steal
Reroll
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>>739897540
roll
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They swim away
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>>739897556
this
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>>739897201
More sex
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>>739897690
Roll
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>>739897690
Reroll
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They find a four leafed clover and invent the ideology of 4chan
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>>739897201
Middle lake dries up, revealing caves leaving to mole people
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>>739897832
Kek this
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It ceases to exist
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>>739897823
Christ, at least let them get a start on life first
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everyone on the island gets down syndrome
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>>739897914
roll
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>>739897832
Rolling
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>>739897910
zozzle
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>>739897914
reroll
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>>739897201
The island is populated by qt traps with an 8 inch feminine penis.
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>>739897540
rerollin
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Love these threads. So chill PogChamp. If doubles build house near middle of island
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>>739897832
Reroll
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>>739897914
rereroll
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>>739898022
Winrar
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>>739897914
rerereroll
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>>739898018
Reroll
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Are they stranded on the island? If so, rolling for their safe return to civilized land. If not, and they're settling the island, I roll for giant crabs to come out of the ocean and greet them as "neighbors".
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The island releases a gas that transforms anyone that comes in contact with it into a horny bimbo.
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>>739897914
rererereroll
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Land turns to water, water turns to land.
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>>739898018
Another one please
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>>739898112
Rip 1 off, rolling again
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>>739898011
WINRAR
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the bitches from the game "house party" show up on a yacht and each have a baby with the man
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>>739897914
rerererereroll
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>>739897201
girl becomes tranny
guy becomes furry.
they yiff for the rest of eternity.
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They become Jewish
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>>739897914
rererererererereroll
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>>739898311
/Thread
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>>739898344
Already done
>>739898311
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New population count is 17
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Jesus comes and tells the people about Christianity.

The people start building a church to show devotion to this strange being!

The lake dries up too and a new species is discovered! The mole people have been found!
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When you die on the island you get to choose which form you come back as.
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Dubs decide!
(OP HERE)
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>>739898646
reminder:
>>739898311
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A WILD BATTLESHIP APPEARS!
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>>739898688
wasted dubs.
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Jesus is persecuted by the mole people and dies for our sins.
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a 8 ft trap with a 9 inch cock fucks them to death
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HOW FUCKING BOREDARE YOU AUTITTS MAKING BREADS LIKE THIS!!! KYS!
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>>739898856
rolllll
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a group of niggers spawn and worship a piec of smelly shit
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The mole people die due to being exposed to the outside air, their immune systems can't handle it!
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>>739899152
rolling
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A new baby is born and it's name is Avronius
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In the time of no dubs the church has been completed, the humans have yet to find the mole people.

>Dubs decide!
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The humans and mole people crossbreed and Jesus is okay with that.
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^^
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Force OP to actually draw the population on the image, and keep it updated: draw 7 more people lazy fucker
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The woman and man have sex and conceive a child, named Donald Trump
Jesus, meanwhile, plants the garden of Eden 2.0. Happy to see the woman and man consecrate their partnership in the missionary position as a holy union of flesh.
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>>739899575
this
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>>739899575
roll
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>>739899575
reroll
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JESUS starts to listen to the song "Stacy's Mom" a bit too fervously. He insists that this is his favourite song.
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turn the mole people into slave people
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>>739898522
you missed one

as a punishment OP you must draw all 17, and you cant just copy/paste the other two they have to be original
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Crash the moon into the Earth and everything gets obliterated
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>>739899688

>Dubs decide!

Can we get a name for these people?
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Open the gates of hell on the right hand side and have the gates of heaven open on the left side, angels vs zombie death battle where the mole people are conscientious objectors and Jesus convinces them to join heavens side. 1 though becomes a spy for the devil and kills Jesus Julius Caesar style
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>>739900024
Rerollin
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Dig all the gold and gift it to the mud people.
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>>739900083
Rerollin again
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How the uck i roll?
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>>739900033
they are the Roll
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>>739900024
Rereroll
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The Mole people try to interact with the Humans, but as the bible clearly states they are satanic creatures. DEUS VULT!
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>>739900105
This but they're called mole people you newfag
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>>739899952
if even:
jesus plants the garden of eden.
if odds:
jesus opens the gate to hell to invite his brother satan (yes were going for the mormon typse of jesus).
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>>739900024
Roll
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Reroll
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>>739900179
>>739900024
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>>739900162
DEUS VULT ROLL
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>>739900105
"Mud people" what the fuck
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>>739900162
ROLL FOR GOD
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Do i do /roll or some shit?
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>>739900024
Rolllll
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How do i roll?
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>>739900024
Rollin
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>>739900162
rolling
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>>739900162
rall
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>>739900337
You just did by entering a comment you fucking limp biscuit
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>>739900162
rollerino
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>>739900162
fucking roll already
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A guy dressed as a police officer shows up and starts shooting everyone.
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>>739900162
ROllllll
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>>739900444
WINrar
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A meteor comes crashing down destroying the island and all who live on it.
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... and thus god created black people to work for the white man
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>>739900444
>Dubs decide
Please can we get a name for these black people.
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>>739900000
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>>739900733
niggers
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They are called newfags
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The mole people are made of antimatter, and therefore take antidamage. The lightning bolts give them +3/+3 instead of 3 damage.

They become huge and start ravaging the island.
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>>739901147
Rerollin
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call em gooks
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>>739901147
rolling
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>>739900733

Dindu Muffins
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Jesus saves the blood of the mole people knowing that it is the elixir of immortality. He forces the humans to mate and begins indoctrinating them with lies of being god.
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>>739901291
rerolling
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>>739900733
The man is called Charles, the lady was called something else previously but Jesus renamed her Stacy
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>>739901291
This but all the kids have Down syndrome
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Socrates shows up and starts questioning the shit out of the entire island
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>>739901496
rerolling
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>>739901496
re rerolling
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>>739901366
Jesus gives the slut a name.
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>>739901496
re re re rolling come on now
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>>739901572
They start mining some of that gold ore to their left and build a trade empire.
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>>739901496
ayy lmao rolling
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The mole people, like ants have a near infinite supply of common workers, and warriors stowed away in a complex underground tunnel network. Taking offense to the newly leveraged assault, they wage war against Jesus and his followers. Jesus boons his 2 followers. One with the sword of domination, the shield of invulnerability and the plate of smite mole-person. The other receives a cloak of flying, the bow of tranquility, and the quiver of matter re-shapement, allowing for arrows of any nature to be drawn.
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>>739901734
ROLL ROLL ROLL
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>>739901734
rolling for this
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>>739901734
Rerolling.
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>>739901699
>Dubs decide
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>>739901880
penis mountain erected out of no where
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>>739901880
ice age?
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>>739901880
this place is a sausage fest

the pair mates and have two children, both female, both named stacy because jesus is a fucking dick
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>>739901880
water evaporates
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>>739902036
roll
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20 native Americans land there and pillage the land and kill the man.
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>>739901880
Raise the flag of kekistan. Thus starts the revolution
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a utopian metropolus is created in the brown circle, socrates moves into that chirch, adam and eve now own a highway side adult shop.
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>>739902086
Roll
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>>739901572
A meteor should strike in the ocean. Several underwater creatures should escape and attempt to dominate the island in form of flooding it gradually. Stacey and Charles should be enslaved.
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>>739901880
Socrates, Jesus and Charles start gangbanging Stacey and she becomes pregnant, nobody knowing who the father is.
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>>739902036
this is the best result
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>>739902086
faggot neck yourself

roll for Build a mosque
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>>739902130
lol rolling for this
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OP leaves the thread
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>>739902036
rollang
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>>739902130
rolling
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>>739901880
>>739901855
don't forget this op

oh and stacey is triple teamed, and pops out a bunch of girls
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>>739902130
Fucking this
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>>739901855
Winrar, winrar, chicken dinrar.
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Jesus fucks Socrates in the ass making him pregnant
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>>739902130
not going to let this one go
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>>739902130
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>>739902130
rollrollroll
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>>739902130
GO THIS ROLL
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>>739902130
Rolling for this to never happen.
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>>739902099
A utopian metropolis is slowly appearing out of the brown circle
>Dubs decide
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everything fucking explodes
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>>739901855
OP. You missed one.
>>739901734
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>>739902560
stacey and charles start mass producing childeren
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>>739902634
roll for this
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>>739902634
Roll
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>>739902560
Jesus sees what sinful things the pair is doing and schools them on good christian purity, replacing their sex shop with a barracks to train crusaders.
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>>739902631
Rerolling for visibility.
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Sausage fest
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>>739902634
reroll
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>>739902560
Jesus and Socrates start mass producing children
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>>739902634
roll

have kids already
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>>739901855 (You) #
OP. You missed one.
>>739901734 (You) #
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>>739902791
This
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Dinosaurs invade
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>>739902560
Stacey becomes infertile
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>>739902774
Rolling
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>>739901855 (You) # (You) #
OP. You missed one.
>>739901734 (You) # (You) #
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>>739902851
Only one of those is dubs
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Stacey and Charles pop out three new Stacys (named by jesus(tm))
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Jesus and Socrates have kids
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>>739897201
A lockness nigger appears at sea
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>>739902799
Winrar.
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>>739902944
WINRAR
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Giant nigger fucks Jesus in the ass
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>>739902952
rolling
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>>739902699
The utopian metropolis is nearing completion.
Jesus replaces the sex shop with a barracks to train crusaders.

>Dubs decide!
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A Lobster Man emerges from the beach, and builds himself a shack.
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Penis falls from sky
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>>739902909
Yeah, but it's a roll for the other one.
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>>739903008
roll 1
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>>739902944
OP pls
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>>739903017
this but it's a nigger penis
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>>739903007
there are so many missed ones now it's out of control
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>>739897201
Roll
>>
OP HERE
I'm just taking the first dubs after each new picture
otherwise it'll be too hard to keep up with it all, it takes some time to draw these things
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>>739903083
This but it kills Jesus
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>>739903008
roll 2
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Reroll
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>>739903007
Jesus Makes demigods with charles. Anal penetration.
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Jesus and Socrates have kids while Charles becomes a nigger
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The mole people, like ants have a near infinite supply of common workers, and warriors stowed away in a complex underground tunnel network. Taking offense to the newly leveraged assault, they wage war against Jesus and his followers. Jesus boons his 2 followers. One with the sword of domination, the shield of invulnerability and the plate of smite mole-person. The other receives a cloak of flying, the bow of tranquility, and the quiver of matter re-shapement, allowing for arrows of any nature to be drawn.
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A tower is built in the shape of nigger dick and is so big everyone dies and a new civilization based on feces is born.
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Roll 3
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>>739903181
this, but socrat x jesus
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>>739903210
reroll
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Roll 4
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>>739903198
roll
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>>739903191
Reroll
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The whole fuckin thing explodes
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A fat bitch arrives and eats Jesus
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>>739903114
this but people start eating little pieces of his body because they think it's magical or some shit
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Roll 5
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>>739903255
>>739903255
we have a winrar
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>>739903198
rerolling for justice
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Niggers eat jesus
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>>739903191
>becomes


what
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Jesus x Socrates is my fucking headcanon now
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>>739903426
Fucking same
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>>739903255
Jesus and Socrates have a kid and the Utopian Metropolis is completed.

>Dubs decide!
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Charles darvin appears and starts researching birds
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>>739903557
Reroll
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Tupac and Jesus have a baby
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>>739903505
Stacey and Charles have a kid. Jesus demands they sacrifice it and bury the child in the metropolis to bring good luck.
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Charles rapes the kid and the kid bites his dick off. His dick grows into the size of s mountain and is populated by giant termites.
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>>739903673
rolling
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>>739903673
Reroll
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>>739903649
Rollerino
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>>739903505
Socresus (as the child is named) calls up his homies in Olympus and Zeus shows up with two brothers Poseidon and Hades, though hades is being an emo bitch as usual
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Jesus uses his Powers to establish a communist Utopia
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>>739903842
roll
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>>739903505
Vikings raid the island and steal the kid
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Jesus' and socrates's baby grows up to become charles darvin, not agreeing with his fathers religious ways pursuing science and treies to convince the og's that the theory of natural selection is the correct one
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Reroll
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Civilisation gets freedomised by USA
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Trump is born
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>>739897201
All.harolds are subject to public execution. All daves are exiled and all women are now only allowed to cook meals or protect the royal lineage via birthing the kings children. Also im the king
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>>739904042
Reroll
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>>739903980
Rolling for this
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>>739903866
Winrar.
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>>739903888
>>739903866
The kid is taken away by viking raiders!
Also some gods show up but the other 2 don't because one of them is having a emo moment.
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Hook nosed jews show up to build a synagogue in the metropolis
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>>739904284
Zeus throws some lightning on the island and burns down all the trees.
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Stacy grows a 15 inch dick and pounds the shit outta Jesus before handing him the Quaran
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>>739904284
Jesus sees the kidnapping of his son by heathens as the worst possible thing that could have happened, and raises an army of crusaders to reclaim him. Socrates gets to building boats designed by his genius mind, and Zeus gets freaky with Stacey, resulting in childbirth.
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>>739904442
Rerolling
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>>739904395
roll
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>>739904488
double dubs confirm it doubly
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>>739904442
Allah demands this
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>>739904442
roll
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>>739904442
Rolling for Allah
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>>739904442
Roll
>>
Genocide
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>>739904442
last roll
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>>739904488
>Dubs decide

The construction of the boats begins
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>>739897201
Dandle Trandle drops a MOAB on it
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niggers have spawned in the jungle
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Swimming off of the island is forbidden by law and punishable by death by the decree of Jesus. His 11th commandment; "Pool's closed."
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>>739905029
Reroll
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>>739905086
rolll
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>>739905029
Rereroll
>>
>>739905029
Rerereroll
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The floor is lava
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>>739905086
reroll
>>
>>739905029
Rererereroll
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>>739905212
roll
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Dongo Trongo declares war
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>>739905334
Roll
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>>739905266
>>739905212
WHAT
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>>739905266
rip
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Crab people emerge from the earth's crust
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>>739905266
The floor turns to lava
Jesus and the crusaders quickly hop onto the boat along with socrates. Zues and Stacey survive because they're on a cloud but sadly Charles dies.

>dubs decide
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>>739905604
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>>739905604
>sadly
Charles was a fucking cuck.

Anyway, the lava starts pouring into the ocean, expanding the landmass.
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raining cats and dogs.
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>>739905752
Charles was a massive cuck to be fair, he should of raped stacey way sooner
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Sharpie in everyones pooper
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Tsunami
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>>739905604
Jesus blames Zeus for the lava and starts a holy war against Hellenism.
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Zeus rapes stacey
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Hades arises from the lava and reanimates Charles, giving him the sole objective to cuck the shit outta Zeus
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>>739905604
They sail off to the land of the Norse, to reclaim their son and slay the heathens, while Poseidon cools the lava with his seas and Zeus, Stacey and their son chill out
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>>739905955
classic zeus
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>>739906009
rerolling
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