Greentext the worst thing you've ever done. >16, perpetually

Pretty gross. You need to be sterilized.

When I was a kid I found pretty convincing evidence that a friend of mines sister was being abused by her dad, but I didn't really understand it and said nothing of it, feel like shit that I didn't do anything to this day

>>739861285
Yeah. I would argue that sterilization is not required though, it's not like I have the social status required to reproduce.

>>739861367
What was the evidence? Something she had said?

>Be horny faggot
>At horny faggot friends house
>We're talking about gitls and crap
>He says he horny
>ohno.jpg
>he wants to put porn on TV
>does it
>Puts a pillow inbetween us so we dont see eachother
>starts masturbating
>I get bored after a while so I do to
>finish and then he's like "your done already?"
kill me

>>739861537
yeah she said a few things and looking back at it he was doing really inappropriate things like dressing her up in outfits not fit for like a 4-6 year old

>>739861367
is kristy doing okay?

>>739861788
no clue who that is sorry pal

>>739861640
Why didn't you two do a sex?

>>739861008
>Being 6
>got to the beach of Bretagne with parents
>playing with my Big sized plastic ball naked in the ocean
>jelly feeling around my penis
>The scare made me drop my ball too far away to recover it. My dad kicked my ass of the water.
>I didn't got a plastic ball all over my life since.
>I cried for 2 weeks because I though someone will be happy with MY ball.

>me 17 yrs old at a houseparty
>cute girl i have a crush on is super drunk
>she goes upstairs to a room to lay down
>i go upstairs a few minutes later with the idea of being a whiteknight and taking care of her
>go in the room lights off
>i ask "are you alright"
>she says something incoherent
>i tell her i really care about her and want to make sure shes ok
>i get in bed with her and just rub her head and then her back but keep my distance
>get an instant hard on.
>she takes her shirt off
>i get super hard but keep my distance
>she starts taking all her clothes up.
>brain switches to fuck mode
>i bend her over and stick it in
>she gains a little coherence and says wait who are you
>keep pounding
>she says no stop i dont know you
>she begs, me to stop
>finally she realizes im not going to so she tries and pushes me off.
>after a few minutes of trying she gives in and lets me finish
>we both orgasm
> she starts sobbing
>she asks who are you
> i say nothing and leave the room

>>739862604

I'm guessing you left the party afterwords? Wow, you narrowly avoided a rape charge.

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>>739862604
noice

>>739862604
>keep pounding
>>she says no stop i dont know you
>>she begs, me to stop
>>finally she realizes im not going to so she tries and pushes me off.
>>after a few minutes of trying she gives in and lets me finish
>>we both orgasm
>> she starts sobbing

what the fuck anon....thats so weird

>>739863259
No i didnt leave the party. Never got caught.

>>739863822
Why

>16
>day before family reunion
>family and I went to waterpark with some relatives I haven't seen in years
>I get with my cousins that are also angsty teens
>one of them I don't recognize, a pretty cute cousin probably around 14 or 15 years old
>not into incest or whatever but FUCK she was hot
>was me, two dude cousins, and her walking around and going on rides at this waterpark
>wave pool
>can see under her shirt
>hard on in me trunks
>I can't help myself
>I grab her ass on "accident" and tell her I was trying to grab the wall which we were close by
>falls for it, nice

next day, the reunion

>cuz was there again
>been talking to her
>it was a vacay so I hadn't whacked off in a week or so
>fucken ROCK hard
>decide to go and choke my shit in the restroom
>cuz comes to mind
>gosh
>sploded my cream whilst thinking of her riding me pretty roughly
>ashamed, but not really bc nobody knows but me

later that day I ask her how old she is for shits and giggles

>11

>excuse me what

>I turned 11 a few months ago

damn dude. an 11 year old with fucking curves...

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>>739861008
congratulations, you will be a famous serial killer one day

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>>739864792

>>739864856
I thought serial killers had a reputation for torturing living animals? At the very least, I have subconscious necrophillic urges. Better stick to roadkill.

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>>739865208
do you want to fuck dead women, too?

>>739865623
not particularly

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>>739865967
so you'd rather fuck a dead crow than a dead woman?

>>739865623
I don't even really want to screw dead animals. That particular instance fucked me up tbh

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>>739866052
you "don't even really want to screw dead animals", so you screwed a dead animal?

>18 at a small high school party
>me and a few friends 6 or 7 younger girls
>talking up one of the girls, she tells me shes never sucked dick
>go to her basement and stick my dick in her mouth
>without saying anything i bend her over the couch
>shes not saying no
>can barely get my dick inside her, easily the tightest box ive ever landed in
>finish up and turn on the lights, blood and cum all up in her
>go upstairs and drink with friends, watch her make out with every guy that gives her any attention
>lol
>she ends up getting puke drunk and random kids loot the shit out of her house
>never speak to her again. like a year later i found out she had a kid, pretty sure its mine
>she drops out of high school and works at the taco bell near my house
>im pretty sure i ruined this chicks life with my dick

>>739866225
I was a dumb pot smoking 16 year old who impulsively decided to stick his dick in a fleshy inanimate object. After I had climaxed, I was hit with the realization of what I had just done. So I wiped the blood and shit off my dick, threw the carcass in a bush, walked home and didn't leave my room for a couple of days.

>>739866316
Anon might wanna delete that last pat dbefore you get b&

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>>739866402
why do you say you have necrophilic urges, though

>>739866395
Wicked. Can't be a turbo roastie if she's working at taco bell to support her kid, huh?

>>739863485
wife

>>739866599
Allow me to rephrase. At the time, I must have had necrophillic urges to some extent. Only after I had acted on them did I realize how messed up I was. I was not meant for this world.

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>>739866798
anon, the crow was dead. you are obviously fucked in the head but i see no problem with what you did. there are worse fetishes out there

>>739865184
Pretty much the perfect reaction gif

>>739861008
>first grade, 7 yrs old
>got my sec gfriend.she was 4 yrs older than me
>she was blonde, had glasses, looked a bit nerdy, was kinda cute
>i was kinda distance in the releationship because I was still afraid of girls despise I had sexual experience a year or so before with a girl
>kissed her 2 times I think
>she broke up I believe because I was cool and distance to her
>i was really angry and jumped on the ground and looked under her rock in the middle of the fucking room and saw her pussy or panty(forgot that)
>a 3 grader showed me how to write death threads.I did them as a joke because I was a edgy little fuck
>she showed them to the supervisor
>I got trouble by my mother and school
>I was even more angry and destroyed her barbie doll
>she cried
>I spread that she is a cheater arround the school(she had many releation ships with boys)
>she cried again...
>I believe then I left the school in 2 grade I apologizes to her....

5 Years later then I was 11 I saw her again in a bus.She was 16 or something and was such a nice person to me.Even if I bullied her
and was an moron to her....

>>739866402
lmao on the real go to a fucking therapist buddy

>>739866946
(not anon here) of course he sees a problem, he constantly states that it fucks with him, and he regrets fucking that cow

>>739864054
You have to ask why that's weird? You raped her you mongoloid.

I've done multiple things
>sucked a friend's dick twice via coercion
>threatened a friend of mine with death because he ate one of my tictacs (we were kids)
>Killed a kitten when I was very very little (still regret it to this day)
>had a security guard in school lose his job
>helped a friend with English, beat him if he got something wrong (same guy who I sucked off)
I'm also very selfish and egotistical
I want to change badly. I don't want to be like this.

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>>739867253
what i meant was, nobody was hurt, it's not like the crow had some sad crow family who wanted to bury it. it doesn't seem as if anon will repeat this

>>739867351
could you go in dephts with the security guard story?

>>739867489
yeah true

>>739867351
How did you kill the kitten? Did you stomp it?

>>739867011
atta boy

>be with current gf for 8 months
>she's busy and sick or whatever so no sex for a long time
>this azn qt wants my cock
>fuck her every chance I get
and i thought i loved my gf lol

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i blamed a retarded kid for taking a shit in the urinal even though it was actually me. i still feel guilty after all these fucking years.

I'll die before I rat myself out

>>739867630
I was around 4 or 5 I don't remember how I killed it. I only remember it being dead and me being heavily punished and scolded. That's how I figured out dead = bad and abusing animals = dead, so I stopped there

I wasn't too awkward so went to a decent amount of parties in high school

always offered to drive so id stay relatively sober
hook up with girls when they were drunk

had sex with a lot of girls who said they didnt remember it because of alcohol, but always nice and remained friends afterwards so never bad things said about me, girls just accepted it

>>739867011
Are you 11 years old now you lil pimp

>>739868287
I really think polyomy or however the fuck you spell it is the natural way of things.
I mean animals run around humping all the other animals I don't know where the idea of settling down with one came from

>>739861008

>11, saw some neighbor kids that there 7 or something
>one was rude
> I tried to ignore him
>He puke on my favorite jacket
>I pushed him on the ground and he cried

Was that justified?

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>>739868411
that's actually pretty funny

>>739867507
It's not that much. The guy was in his glass cabin thingy looking at security cameras. I was in 1st or 2nd grade at that time. My mother taught me to be the ultimate snitch and to be the goodest good boy there is. So I saw the guard rolling a cigarette and I told my mom. She apparently told someone else and word spread that he was teaching other kids to roll. I don't actually know if he got fired, but I saw a new guard after that so he probably did.

>>739868553
polygamy
and there are also monogamous animals my dude

also like hell I'm touching her pussy if I know another dude nutted in it (both gf and azn were virgs)

>>739868603
fucking monster

>>739868603
Absolutely. He should have turned away from you to vomit. I would have done the same.

>>739868438
>I don't remember how I killed it.

do me a favour anon and screencap and keep this somewhere safe. Your therapist will want to know about this once your repressed memories come back and you snap

>>739868853
I'm actually working on bettering myself. I don't repress these memories. If something comes back to me I vent whenever I get the chance.

>Be me at 17
>Obviously horny 17 year old
>Have had a GF for about a year
>Have sex regularly and enjoy it so no issues there

>Babysit for my relatives often, good side money
>Most of my cousins are really young (2-8 years old)
>My one cousin is 12 and she helps me with the younger ones.
>She's actually really helpful and pretty cool considering she's 12

>One night we put the younger kids to bed and she stays up with me watching TV
>She says she's sick of watching the show we're on
>Tell her that she can watch whatever she wants if she can get the remote away from me
>Honestly, genuinely...my intent was harmless fun
>As soon as I say that, she runs over and jumps on me trying to get the remote
>I am holding the remote behind my back down behind the couch
>Because of this, she is trying to reach down for it but cant get it
>While she reaches she is brushing her small breasts against my chest and face
>Don't think anything of it, notice how soft they are because she's ready for bed and just wearing a T-shirt
>She gets "playfully upset" I would call it and gives me a fake pouting face
>"If you want to watch something else, you just have to try harder"
>She goes, "It's not fair, you're taller than me" and as she does that she bounces up and down on my lap a few times
>Ohshitwhat.jpg
>"Hey, don't do that. That's not funny. It hurts"
>whywouldIsaythat.gif
>She gets a grin on her face and starts to do it more
>I'm wearing sweatpants and she's wearing pajama bottoms so I can feel her ass grinding on my cock
>Get hard as diamonds
>Stand up and she falls to the floor, tell her to stop because it really hurts
>She sees my very obvious hard on
>"What's that?"

Cont...

>>739868537
>atta boy
No that was years ago hopefully I can see her again

>>739861008
the one time I actually don't think "fake and gay" applies. Check these too.

> Be me, horny 17 y.o
>Just outta a relationship, start looking online for a rebound.
>Join weeb site called MaiOtaku, apparently the creator used to sexually assault girls at cons
>Get on, start looking
>See girl with pepe profile pic claiming she's a memer.
>Holyshit.jpg
>bod 5-6/10 but who cares i just want a rebound.
>Start messaging. Says she does like memes and that most people dont like her cause she triggers them.
>Is this a femanon?
>Her username is Lamby, harmless enough
> She tell me shes a feminist.
>wtf.jpg
>turns out she has a cuck boyfriend and is looking for more gullible men to abuse.
>i go along with it, i just want tits to post on 4chan at this point.
>she enters debates in forums, quotes Buzzfeed articles as fact.
>Based me cant stand it
>thinkofthetits.jpg
>Decide to step in
>Debunk all her arguments
>Triggered feminist still pretends to be a memer. Posts anti-trump memes.
>Bitch Defends islam, feminism, all the degeneracy....
>post a picture of muslim pig.
>bitch goes apeshit
>mods are neckbeard virgins, come and defend their bitch by banning me.
>site then descends into hell.
>some people defend me.
>feminist then says she values freedom of speech.
>get new account
> continue spreading truth. Neice terror attack happens.
>claim rightly islam is to blame
>bitch steps in and denies it. Posts link to buzzfeed article.
>ask her about freedom of speech
>she claims im spreading hatespeech not free speech.
>decide to get revenge.
>unleash nuke.jpg.
>posting this story on 4chan
>tell anon to troll site.
>Maiotaku.com
>prime target: Lamby

>>739869048
you are fucked. cont tho

>>739869048
Don't stop here anon

>>739867351
Whats the story behind raping your friend?

>>739869003
shoot up your house before you an hero please

>>739869131
>check these too

Check what, your digits? I only see singles.

>>739867011
Dutchfag? Rok is skirt

>>739867293
this lol

> be 15
>mom gone and dog sitting for apartment caretaker downstairs
>2 bulldogs
>one is taller and more mobile
> the other is shor and fat and can barely fucking breath
>have the fat fucker in my room and the other dogs outside with my door closed
>gotcha bitch
>slob my dick in hair conditioner
>can't get into her cunt
>fuck it butt sex
> take maybe 45 seconds to cum
> wash my dick off
> never speak of it
> never been caught
> since then every girl I've ever fucked has failed to make me cum

>>739869003
props to you then, if you havent already dont it, check out selfauthoring.com, buy or steal the full program and work through it. it's amazing for working through shit, and if you've already been dealing with things instead of repressing then you have a head start.

GL anon, you'll be okay.

>>739869048
Cont fag

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>>739869048
.....go on.

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>>739864009
>acts like a whiteknight
>realizes this is his chance to get dat pussy
>rapemdoe on bitch
>proceeds to fuck even tho it's clearly rape
>finishes, get's up leaving the girl mentally scarred
>proceeds to party like nothing happened


Damn anon, way to be a gentleman.

>>739869258
No I'm lazy

>>739862604
Did you include that fact that she orgasmed too in order to try justify your fucked up social conscience?

>>739862604
>we both orgasm
ok, virgin

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>>739864009
>>739864054

did you asked her out eventually? or was your rape enough to get over her? (congratulations by the way)

>>739861008
>Bullied all through middle and high school
>Graduate, have pseudo-ptsd from getting beaten
>4 years later
>Bully's parents contact me.
>Bully has cancer, aggressive, no cure.
>Wants to apologize
>Return home
>Go to see bully in hospital
>He's an emaciated wreck
>He starts doing this long, stuttering apology
>Wait until he's stops talking.
>"Apology rejected. You deserve this. Burn in hell."
>His dad screams at me to get the hell out.
>Get angry calls calling me a son of a whore for a week
>Bully dies.
>Never hear from his parents again.

I'm a spiteful bastard.

>>739869433
I've never actually considered anheroing or shooting up places. As much as I love watching gore online I've grown to not enjoy inflicting pain on others (animal or human)

>>739864792
That was a shit ending, 0/10

>>739870031
Ur a bitch anon
he's embarrassed because instead of fucking the 12 year old he fucked the 2 year old

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>>739869048
CONT

>>739869048
>Play it off, "That's nothing"
>Panicking
>She's staring at it and out of nowhere, "IT'S THE REMOTE!"
>lordhelpme.wmv
>She grabs it and a switch get's flicked in my head...can't explain it to this day
>"Why is it soft?"
>"Because that's not the remote"
>I had the remote in my pocket and I took it out
>"Haha, you lose!"
>She grabs the remote and goes back to her spot on the couch
>As she's flicking through channels, I'm staring at her
>I actually don't like that I'm staring but I can't seem to control it

>"Hey, it's getting late. You need to get ready for bed"
>She looks confused, "I am ready for bed..."
> "No, no. Your parents told me that you have to take a shower before bed"
>She rolls her eyes, "Fine..."

>She goes to her room and I discreetly follow her
>She closes the door mostly but their's a gap left open
>I stand in the hallway that's really dark and watch
>She gets undressed and her body gets my cock throbbing
>Hairless...borderline airbrushed complexion
>I start to rub my cock through my sweatpants

Cont...

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>>739867293

>>739870343
you did the lords work

>>739869258
not your personal army
ya wanker.

>>739870123
Possibly

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>>739869258
NYPA

>>739870343
You think people deserve to die for bullying you in school? Quite the sensitive little snowflake eh?

>>739870329
No she turned into a super emo slut and she went to a college halfway across the country

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>>739870528
CONT YOU CUM SLUT
Quit stalling

>>739862604
reported

>>739869690
What the fuck anon you raped a dog...That isnt bad as raping a human but still dude...

>>739870528
Cont pl0x

>>739870856
Fake and gay

>>739870528
y u do dis to me anon i was about to go to sleep...

when i was in hawaai i eated human meat. it tasted Like chicken.

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>No goals except career goals
>Keep climbing that ladder wagie

>>739870562
>uses the term triggered in 2017
>he uses it incorrectly, considering somebody is mentioning the fact that anon actually raped someone

>>739871045
Ate, dude, you ate it.

>>739871045
Are you underag
Or just retarded

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>>739871105
>2k17
>thinking that rape is bad

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Bump

>>739861640

Me and a friend used to take in turns fucking pictures of Britney Spears and J-Lo

Its cool bro

>>739870343
Ok to be bullied and beaten is horrible but still..He had fucking cancer.And telling that front of the face is just wrong but still the bully is worse than you

>>739870528
cont cunt

>>739871303
WTF IS THIS BLACK MAGIC

>>739871513
Is it your first time here?

>>739870758
how do u know she orgasmed? which position did u fuck in? did u cum in her?

>>739869258
>be me
>17 y.o

Yeah you can't be hear, bud...

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>>739871513
;)

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>>739871105
but how can it be rape if she asked for it

>>739870528
I need this to come to a head.

>>739871303
>>739871513
I see these all the time, but I'm actually curious as to how it's done.

>>739871592
No it doesn't work

>>739870528
Cont the story gayboi please and thankew

>>739862604
falsified and homosexual

>>739871612
are you retarded?
he was 17 at the time that this story happened

>>739871612
also *here

>>739867351
Don't worry bro. I've killed cats just to get rid of them. What I did wasn't even that bad.

>>739871615
>"please stop"
>nope, you asked for it

>>739871592
CAN YOU EXPLAIN IT? IF NOT IT'S THE DEVIL'S WORK

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>>739866395
You should be castrated.

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>>739871763
At the end of the story, he basically said it was the present by saying
>posting the story on 4chan
>tell anon to troll site.
>Maiotaku.com
>prime target: Lamby

He structured his story like that to have plausible deniability in being underage or not
But he also structured that ending like that so he could ask in a roundabout way "hey 4chan can you troll this site and this girl? make sure to go to this exact site and troll this exact girl right now"

>>739870528
cont faggot its been 20 mins

>>739871045
>>739871513
>>739871612
>>739871875
samefag?

>>739872014
cliffhanger, literally

>>739870528
Cmon man

>>739872014
>>739872055
>>739872086
I think the cops got to him before he could finish.

>>739870528
Where are you, anon??

>>739870528
Anon is kill?

>>739862604
Ya she orgasmed...keep convincing yourself there buddy

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>>739871989
he probably came up with this story just to "justify" his calling for an army
also everytime someone tells their age its mostly fake

>>739869258
you are an autist

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>>739871875
Wew

>>739872183
Maybe hes now jerking off because the memory is too intense?

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>>739872157

>>739872333
Well trips says truth

>>739872333
CEHCKDE

>>739872333
Trips of truth

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>>739872157
Cops you say

>>739872444
Trips confirms he got arrested

>>739872444
AGAIN

>>739872333
yes

>>739872444
Yep, tirps confirm, he is getting those buttcheeks split in prison.


RIP Anon, we waited for you, but you never came back.

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>>739872444
>>739872333

>>739870528
>She comes out faster than I expected with a towel around her
>"What are you doing Anon?"
>"I just came to see if you needed anything"
>"No, but thanks!"
>She goes into the bathroom and she's about to close the door, I stop it
>"Hey, your parents wanted me to watch you to make sure that you really wash your hair. Your Mom told me she's been on you about that".

>That's actually legit, kid didn't like washing her hair because she would get soap in her eyes
>Mom or Dad would watch her to make sure she washed her hair
>Weird IMO but legit

>"Ughh...Fine" then she starts to mutter to herself
>I walk in and she hops in the shower
>She takes her towel off behind the curtain and puts it over the curtain rod
>She's humming to herself while I'm outside stroking myself through my sweatpants
>After a few minutes, I see her grab the shampoo in the corner of the shower
>I grab her towel and drop it to the floor
>"Are you using shampooing right now?"
>"Yeah"
>I pull the curtain back a little and I almost loose it right there
>She's got her eyes closed tight and the shampoo is washing out of her hair and running down her body
>Holy mother of god...
>After she has rinsed for a while, she is reaching for her towel to clear her eyes
>"Anon, where's my towel?"
>I'm taking this opportunity to jerk off in front of her
>She starts to feel around looking for me, "Anon? Are you still there?"

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>Be me 6 and Mom never around
>older brothers who's 9 blames me and beats me
>playing with neighbors hammers and shit busting bricks
>my brother goes to grab a brick as I'm having the hammer drop
>ohgodyes.png
>I see his thumb on the top of the brick
>hammer slams down onto his thumb with the anger and force of a 1750's revolution
>he screams in agony and lifts his crumpled pulp of a thumb and has to get it amputated
>"he put his hand in the way it's his fault"
>mfw

>>739872601
there you are, anon, you had us worried

>>739872601
FUCKING TYPE IT ALL

>>739870343
how did he bully you

>>739872628
Savage.

Wife was being a cunt at a house party. She gets really drunk and we start fucking. I switch off with a other friend who she hates. He nuts in her and I take her home. Couple years later we have a big fight and I tell her that she fucked my friend. She literally crumples to the ground crying.

I won.

I've done some minor things

>Shot a bird with my airrifle and watch it choke on the blood

>lifted a kid by the throat and held him there for a while

>smashed a random car in the woods just for fun

>stole alot of stuff when I was younger

And some other things that I don't remember at the moment

>>739872601
HE ESCAPED, ON THE RUN
This is the biggest thriller of 2017

>>739872601
>Takes him 35 minutes to write a 1 minute read

Nah this shit ain't worth it, I'm out. Heard some sirens coming your way anon.

Peace

>>739872735
enjoy being a cuck

>>739872601
when did you do the dinosaur god damn it

>>739872848
Oh burn

>>739872740
I always have wanted to take a baseball bat to a car, what was it like smashing a car anon?

>>739872775
...IT REALLY IS!!

Fuck the po-po,they cant hold O.P down.

>>739870735
>>739871475
>reddit go

>>739872601
cont now

>>739872601
>grabs my penis
>nut
>the end.jpg

>>739872735
>Other guy nuts in your wife
>I won

Dude are you canadian or something

>>739873057
kek

>>739872735
hows ur marriage and sex life after that? what position was she in when he fucked her?

Took pictures of my 19 year old step sister changing cause she's hot af and my dad and step mom haven't been married yet so it doesn't matter, think I still have them somewhere

>>739861367
You were just a kid, man. Sure it sucks, but it's not your fault.

>>739871475
He is not obligated to accept an apology just because he's dying. especially considering the bully was scared to burn in hell over what he did.

>>739872937
It felt really good actually. Try it yourself

>>739861788
Don't wait your whole life trying to get back what was taken away, Kristy.

>>739872995
That isn't OP, also

>putting a period between O and P

I know it's an acronym, but that just doesn't look right.