>get it off your chest if there's something that you

>>739851008
I am depressed and I should get help

>>739851008
there are only 2 genders

>>739851129
We're get depressed when we become so inwardly focused. Once we look at life from outside ourselves, it gets to be so much better.

>>739851129
Protip: depression is a made up disease. Do better

I'm going to kill myself tonight, no joke

>>739851008
I masturbate to Blake Lively on a daily basis

When I was 14, I came in a condom and drank it because I believed it would taste nice like the pretty women in the porn movie said.

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>>739851879
Send me ur steam account or any other digital accounts/valuables. I swear I won't tarnish your good name, just pillage them for my own monetary gain

>>739851008
I can't seem to lose weight even though I eat less than 2000 calories in fruits, veggies, and meat a day, while burning close to 500 in a few hours of walking. What the fuck, /b/? I know its been a week, but should something fucking change?

>>739851879
Don't waste it. Sell all you have, go to some shit tier coke-country and overdose while fucking atleast three hookers

Women that hyper sexualize themselves then get mad when you objectify them are shit teir humans.

I'm to retarded to kill myself.

>>739852279
honesty will go a long way with us.

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>>739851879
>>739852279
>the two suicide posts end in 79
>mfw

>>739852165
Lol, youll never see results in a week. Personally, I know to expect about 2 weeks between when I start working out and when I should start seeing results. And at 2weeks, the results are very minimal. You might not even notice the difference for months.

>>739852165
A week is not enough. rule of thumb is 8000 kcal to loose 1kg of bodyfat. stay at your calorierate so you don't go into hungermetabolism and keep it up with the sports

>>739852272
Thank you

>>739852133
I would, but I don't have any valuable stuff, sorry

>>739852279
I could help you

>>739852165
You are losing weight, stick to it pussy, there's no way your body is defying the laws of thermodynamics.

I don't like Medium Rare or any kind of Rare

>>739851008
FUCK YOU
God it feels good

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>>739851008
I want to fuck my friends girlfriend to Oblivion and back.

I'm in love with her and it breaks my heart. I fucked her life up, was unfaithful, and chased her away. I know I'll live but I spend every minute missing her. She was everything I needed and I'd everything I want.

>>739852538
Alright, not gonna try to be a savior faggot, but interested in why you're an heroing

>>739851008
Reply to thus message or jour mother will die in her sleep

>>739852486
how shit, 8000kcal is about 9.2 kilowatts

>>739852690
guards will be watching

>>739852768
What happens if she's already dead?

>>739852996
she will come back to life and suck your cock then die when you come

rip my mom

>>739852721
I'm just tired, I guess

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You know what? I get it.

All of my 'friends' and family abandoning me lately, etching me out of their lives...I know why now. They're all used to the 'village idiot' they enjoyed from me while we were growing up, but now that I'm an adult and more educated/not jumping off the walls about Nintendo all the time, they don't know how to respond other than total abandonment. I've become 'too real' for them, while at the same time remaining true to the hobbies and interests I've spent my whole life loving, avoiding being warped and shaped by the pressures of adulthood like marriage and child-rearing.

Fine then. I won't give up. I'll continue being me and strengthen what I've built an identity around. It's a shame they'll all miss this come-up, but I'm going to push as hard as I can now to achieve whatever I set my mind to. Fuck the haters and nay-sayers.

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Donald Trump is a great president.

>>739853320
Go to sleep...

I've had a thing with this girl for the summer. She's cool as fuck and super hot. We basically are just friends with benefits but I really like her, and I'm fairly certain she likes me. But she's moving to another state at the end of summer because she's transferring to a different college. Her new roommate is a dude. I'm so sad she's leaving. I can feel our summer fling thing ending and every day I feel like I wanna die a little bit more. I think I could love this girl, but both of us just got out of long bad relationships and also fuck a long distance thing. I'm so sad.

I love pretty girl butts, but they must be attractive and well shaped.

>>739851008
I tried to commit suicide by benzos two months ago. I was really depressed and dealing with alot. No longer depressed but no longer find any enjoyment in life. Have 2 young kids and it would devastate them but I really would rather just get on with it. I mean, at the end of the day what's the point?

Nintendo generally makes better exclusives than anyone else in the gaming industry.

>>739853435
You in WI by chance?

>>739852165
It takes time. Hit the gym and turn that mass into muscle. 2-3 hrs a day will do it. Gotta stay determined tho and don't slack.

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>>739853483
Agreed, and they're consistent without bogging down the customer(s) with expensive DLC.

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>>739851008
I've been talking to this girl for a month now and I've been a paranoid, upset little cunt for the majority of it and I don't think she's interested in me because I've fucked it up. It's not often that girls come across for me because I'm a depressed fat neet that needs to get his life in order.

I think I'm a gross fuck so if you were to see me compared to her you'd think I'm lucky. I don't know what kind of signals I'm even getting from her anymore and I'm not sure what to do.

>>739853411
seems good idea

>>739852709
Know the feeling. Just went through the same thing anon. I didn't cheat or anything. Trust issues/mental fall out from a divorce coupled with job fucking me over on hours led to problems with self image which I took out on her. Became a huge asshole. I'm better now but kicking myself for losing her.

>>739853824
Might even have a cool lucid dream.

>>739853558
Close haha. MN.

>>739853968
Glad you're here to relate, anon

>>739854037
Yeah, hope so

>>739853382
hey i havent abandoned you, i love you

>>739853800
At least you've been talking to a real girl. Legit the only girls I've tried becoming romantic with were online. I need to get fucking laid so I'm not such a slave to the vagina god damn.

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I find Middle Eastern women especially attractive.

>>739852505
Every Kardashian is shit teir

>>739854128
Don't worry, anon. I promise it gets better. Just be patient and keep yourself occupied. It's the only way I made it through. Still not completely over her but she's a cunt now so that helps alot.

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>>739851008
i am a functioning alcoholic with a family but still an alcoholic. i can't go without beer for more than 16 hours or i start getting shaky. been lying to myself for the last 3 years that im not that bad but here i am. 3pm and i work in 7 hours haven't slept and im 6pk deep. strong beer too. also i know im full on hebo and want to act on it but i cant.

>>739854413
Kurds r cool

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>>739854267
No one 'loves' anyone, we just survive.

>>739853382
im dealing with too much than you can handle tho mentally but im getting better i just need as much time as i can get even tho im running out it seems but soon i promise i will come to you, i love you so much, i will never abandon you

my computer is fixed so this helps

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>>739854521
I actually dreamed I was volunteer-fighting in Kurdistan last night.

>>739852604
>>739853640
>>739852486
>>739852457
thanks for the words of encouragement.

anything else I can do to maximize weight loss?

THERE IS SHIT. UNDER MY FLOOR.

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>>739851008
I'm incredibly ready

>>739854509
Try to taper when you have money to do so, definitely reduce though. I should talk, often have a four hour break before.

>>739852768
whos jour?

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>>739854650
see>>739854544
I'm not even mad or sad though; I'm just fed up with everyone's BS and fake people.

>>739854696
Just stick to the program. Eat healthy and enough, do sports The fat didn't come over night and it won't go over night.

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>>739854509
>functional
why stop? just maintain a comfortable lifestyle, besides, some studies say that some alcohol is good for you

I'm insecure about the size of my penis and I'm a virgin

>>739854779
ya i usually just start drinking then keep going until i sleep. i've been reading about tapering and trying to just do that instead of drinking steady. i'm going to give it a shot

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>>739851008
I have been talking to this girl for a little while now and she's fucking perfect. She likes memes, CS:GO, metal, that sort of thing. And i can also have a serious conversation with as well. As you can tell she's perfect for someone as low as me. But I don't know how to tell her that I want to be more than friends, or even if I should tell her

>>739855115
Functional can still be pretty shit.

>>739854771
Yard hoi!

>>739854823
i am sorry if i seem fake sometimes but i want you to know that my love comes from a place deep within me spiritually and it overwhelms my consicious mind with something from heaven when i feel it, its there whether i acknowledge it or not but im filled with regret when i dont, i never want it to leave, i cant even describe it so sorry if this sounds strange

>>739855342
Me as well.

>Been with gf 4.5 years (known her 20)
>Supported her through 3 years of uni
>Supported her when she was looking for a job
>Buy house together
>Encouraged her to follow her dreams and do something she's wanted her whole life
>She now feels suffocated by me after living together for 5 months.
>Wants space
>Give her space, no contact, nothings changing.

Don't know how to fix it.

Considering suiciding, not because of sadness or depression, but because everything I've been working towards the last 4 years has been to build a future together and now its all going to shit.

There's a lot more detail, but that sums it up. Don't need advice or sympathies, just wanted to get it off my chest.

If anything, suggest suicide methods, might as well go out in style.

>>739855342
How many years?

>>739855386
If you want a relationship then tell her. You have no choice. If you don't, it will eat at you and eventually you'll be so deep in the friend-zone that you'll suffocate.

If you don't mind being friends, then just stay that way. You don't need to date the girl if you actually just want a good friend.

>>739854823
i love you, faggot. now shut up and post some dank memes

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>>739855636
Thanks m8, i am a fucking pussy, but i'll do it, go big or go home

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>>739855462
>if this sounds strange
YES IT SOUNDS STRANGE, who are you?

>>739855737
>

>>739855530
Seems like the dumbest thing to kill yourself over. I understand that you've invested into this person and you clearly care a lot about her, but dude get a fucking life. She doesn't actually owe you a thing and you don't owe her anything either.

I hope everything works out for you dude!

>>739855530
>if married
>get insurance on her
>wait 6 months
>kill wife
>collect and move to brazil or some shit teir country and live like a kind

if not married
>sell everything
>move to shit tier country
>live like kind

as much as this sounds like a lolpost, im 100% serious

>>739855115
thanks /b/ro i know those studies don't apply to what i'm doing but i get what you're saying

>>739851008
Very glad we broke up. The more time progresses the more I realise she really is a crazy cunt. Bitch got mad when I mentioned she gained weight after mentioning it herself, bitch got mad during her period, bitch got mad I wasn't a fucking cuck feminist, bitch couldn't even take a fucking joke.
Worst of all she'd gotten the fucking nerve to say dick didn't taste nice so no sucking. Still wanted to get her hairy stinkhole eaten out. Fucking bitch.

Still wanted me to treat her like my sub slave.

At least I know feminists now.

>>739855386
Is she an Internet 'girlfriend'?

>>739855576
about 4 now

>>739855765
You are what you practice. Make bold moves and guess what? You're no longer a pussy.

>>739851008
traps arnt gay

>>739854823
please dont ever doubt my love, its one of the only things i want to hold onto in this life

>>739854696
Use MyFitnessPal, get a scale for food and a scale for you, it's much easier to eat calories (and not eat calories) than it is to burn them

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>>739855936
Yeah, but she's legit, we play CS:GO and she uses the mic to shout shit

Says she likes me, i like her. find out she's lesbian and in a 4 month relationship.

>>739855936
And not girlfriend, but I'll make my move

>>739856100
would be honored to call your gf a fat cunt on CS:GO

>>739855913
Mind you she's a 4/10, very intelligent but an ego bigger than a Congolese horse's dick.
Like a 9/10 could maybe get away with pulling this shit, but a 4/10 should be happy she was even getting some.

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>>739856179
Please do m8, I love watching salt go by on CS:GO. But she's actually a skinny cunt

>>739855849
i love you too bae, thank you for wanting to know me ;)

>>739852633
Same here anon, it's disgusting

>>739851008
I just can't get laid. I want to get laid but every time things go well with a girl and it almost seems imminent, I suddenly don't want to any longer. My mind goes blank. I recite my ABC's (autist-beta-cringe) and later distance myself from her from the shame of it.

Tried dating, never fell in love
Tried an online hookup sites, only met one girl ever and I did what I mentioned above
Tried craigslist to meet women, me versus literally a thousand other guys per day. Pointless.
Think all escort services and prostitutes are police traps

>>739851008
will I survive from a fall from the 9th floor? counting each floor is 3 meters height

I raped my gf way before we started dating. She doesnt know it was me.

>>739851008
I don't want niggers in my city. Gtfo!

>>739855959
14 here but functional most of the time. Fairly confident about the taper but have thought that before.

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>>739855530
if you are gonna commit suicide (i hope you don't, but if you do) do what the text says below
>move to shit-tier country, Latvia, Sudan, Syria
>go to local town
>be a fucking vigilante
>to this until some guy kills you
>you'll be remembered as a hero that protected the innocent
>maybe even get some media attention, maybe

>>739857082
14 huh? have you felt any real physical side effects?

>>739856805
the past is the past anon

>>739854823
i had another dream we made love, i like to think im getting closer to you in spirit and ill see you soon whenever that happens, just know im trying my best <3

>>739857316
Over the years yes. Fairly scared of fitting to be honest.

had affaird with boss, lost job miss the relationship and times and opputruinity that job gave me.
Can't stop thinking about slashing tires or causing some damage that would make his life a little harsh.
Havent seen him in 7months, miss him like crazy
but god I am a sadist at heart I know that.
I just want him to suffer a little.

Force-feeding amphetamines to children is fucking terrible. It should be a crime.

>>739855386
I had a grill like that, but it wouldn't work because we only knew each other through the internet. long distance shit hardly works, she was in Connecticut I was in Louisiana.

>>739857345
I dont plan on telling her. We started dating after she told me she got raped. She told me i was the first person she ever felt comfortable enough telling. I had to fake feeling shocked and sad that that happened to her.

>>739857529
lol i'm scared of fitting now and i used to be pretty fit. i just cleaned the moss and shingles on my fssthers house and painted the whole fucking house for himcause hes an old timer and i was sore as fuck. my job isn't very physically challenging so i know what you mean.

>>739856419
does her name start with a c?

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>>739858053

>>739854696
Your diet, gym, just staying active works wonders. Give it at least 5 months to notice any real change, anon.

>>739858216
Like having a seizure from withdrawal I mean?

>>739856100
Does she have a overly squeaky or husky vioce?

I lost love I couldn't have and I fear like if I love again it won't be as strong as the feelings I had for her, I'm afraid it will haunt me and I will never be happy with a woman again.
Love is a dog from hell

im dealing with life ruining ptsd and fear losing my home after i have to deal with courts i dont want to end up in the psych ward or jail i dont really know what to do but all i can do is wait... there are definately some things i have to ask God like why anyone should suffer with the mental health state i have...

I've cheated on my girlfriend, twice, both foreign birds, a Brazillian and a Lithuanian

>>739859919
Yay for prostitution!

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>>739858358
nah man

>>739859635
what caused the ptsd? short version if possible

>>739851008
I'd like to fuck my male friend's boipucci

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>>739859118
in between of the two

>>739859635
i should add that it seems everyone is sick of me, and im very lost but i saw the sign and it opened up my eyes and im going to stick it out for as long as i can

My friend is dying of cancer and I live a state over from him. I want to go be with him but I can't get a job to save up enough money to move back. I am depressed and just want to improve my life and be there for him and help keep his spirits high while we try to fight it.

>>739860049
lmao it wasnt tho

>>739860429
Fair play, last Lithuanian girl I laid was.

I have a married friend whom I dated way back in the day. We got drunk together once and didn't fuck but we got to foreplay before she freaked out. I want to fuck her brains out so much but I currently have a gf and no way I can get away since they're both friends. Her husband is a cuck, she told him about the foreplay and he brushed it off and has repeatedly been cool with her getting drunk with me in their house, just me and her

>>739852165
>it's been a week
There's your problem. You're actually in trouble if you lose weight too quickly. Your body will think it's starving to death or something and it will slow your metabolism. Look it up.

Only way to lose weight is to eat healthy and practice long term lifestyle changes.

>>739860261
You're good to go. Traps are cool, mostly.

>tfw i want to die

>>739860875
I dated a girl who ended up marrying someone else. She texted me drunk one night tell me i was her soulmate, and she could only get off by her husband when thinking about me. A few months later she was pregnant so i like to think im partially responsible for the pregnancy.

>>739861032
>Your face when you do.

>>739861032
i would wait a little while just in case people try linking your suicide to that faggot from linkin park

I smoke too much weed and I'm unconfident with where I'm taking my life.

>>739861292
i would go through with it but like I saidnmy current gf is her friend and the sister to two of my friends. really want to avoid drama. but I feel if I wasn't dating or dating a random I could do it and no repercussions whatsoever

>>739861417
How many years?

>>739851008
I have an addiction to watching guys Jerk of to my gf

>>739861582
I've been smoking for like 2 now but I'm out of my parent's and its made it a lot easier.

>>739851008
I dont like Led Zeppelin

I have a scat fetish and the only way I can get off is panty pooping

i feel bad about taking pictures of my gf naked while she was sleeping

>>739861704
14 years drinking plus the same with the smoke. Years skip by if you don't address it... also strange situations can occur that can change your life for the better. Less is more as the dead man said.

>>739862045
Don't.

I have a deep hatred for drag queens but I like shemales.

>>739862045
Maybe if you fuck her arse, maybe...

>>739862045
only if you don't share them

eh? eh?

>>739862045
>shitty photos with no fap value from being forced to hide it
>high risk of completely ruining relationship at any point

Please explain your fucking thought process?

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>>739851008
Kind of annoyed that i was born black, i have no real 'pride' or identity in race at all but i keep getting boxed in because of it. Fellow niggers that like star trek, hiking, intellectual thought, shooting (legal guns at targets), 88, astronomy, existentialism, world music and nature are free to join me. But I'm not joining the BLM herd.

Also backpage escort ads with this really get me frosty:

*Sorry no AA
*NO BLACKS
*Se Habla Espanol, No Law Enforcement, No Lowballers, No AA males
*Excellent hygiene please, no rude talk, no Black Males

I almost forgive the garden variety day to day racism (dont get me started about tinder and asian women), but i always tip well and I'm paying a professional whore ffs, why does it matter.

>inb4 shut up nigger
>inb4 white guy posting as nog
>inb4 we wuz kangs

>>739852105
/b/ never change.

I'm in this weird limbo with my best friend. I'd been in love with her for a while but she was in a relationship so I had to fall out of love. I recently realized I still like her though..and now we're flirting often and a bit sexually sometimes. But she's still in a relationship..

>>739862550
I honestly feel bad for you

>>739851129
Exercise and eat better.

I'm in love with my cousin and would do anything to be with her.

>>739851008
I probably watch too much porn.
I should be eating healthier otherwise all these workouts are going to be for nothing
I really dislike German, its really hard and I wish I had gone somewhere where people speak English as their native language.

>>739852633
You are entitled to be wrong, Anon.

>>739862534
she caught me once and was really mad but she doesnt seem that upset about it now. i havent done it since then and dont plan to

OP is a faggot
Oh lord I feel better now

>>739862824
You answered all your own problems in one post.

I love my boyfriend and he loves me but I feel as though he might form a crush or already likes his best friend which is a girl.

>>739862843
The world is flat.

I have days when I feel like I could get any woman despite being an average looking guy.

Then there's days where I notice all my imperfections and just like that, my perception of myself changes from "confident enough to do anything" to "I don't want people to look at me".

I can never stay confident for long enough to do things that require confidence, fuck my life and everything I am

>>739853467
No kids but also depressed, any chance you could hold your shit together for them please?

I don't hate myself but I do logically recognize the fact that I'm basically a shitty human being who has done little more than fuck up the lives of everyone who's ever cared about me. I should an hero but I'm too much of a pussy to do it.

You are so fucking sexy and you know it, the way you tease me at work drives me crazy. Make up your mind if you want to fuck or not.

I only have 2 real life friends and I can't make more because of my social retardness. I feel sad about that. They are very caring but when they are not present I feel alone. I wish my social skills were better

>>739862880
Man up.

I wish I hadn't showed that I really liked my ex gf right from the start so she wouldn't feel burnt out so fast
maybe we could still be together :(

>>739855530
Recently fucked up in a similar fashion, 2 months later and still rekt. Sorry you have to go through this

>>739863461
She doesnt want you, she just thinks its funny how much you dog over her

>>739863610
Me too, I like it, let's me be myself. Others may be retarded stupid as well, pricks aren't worth effort.

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>>739861387

I work at a family own corner store and fantasize about fucking the little girls that come into the store. I give the really cute ones free things in the hopes I can manipulate them later on. I go the bathroom multiple times to masturbate after staring at their chest or ass. I've exchanged snapchat and Instagram with a few of them.

>>739860180
nice was scared you were someone i knew <.>

>>739851008
>OP is a faggot

>>739864220
No girls on the Internet.

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>>739864158
EVEYRONE POST DOGGOS RITE MEOW!!!!

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>>739851008

I think Judaism is a beautiful religion.

Not religious but if I were I'd go Jewish.

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>>739864596

>>739852165
kek, fucking amerifat. Of course your fatass isn't losing weight. To lose weight, the number of calories you ingest has to be SMALLER than the number of calories you ingest.

I'm massively depressed and think about killing myself everyday

I secretly wish i had terminal cancer so i could have a reason to do fucked up shit without having to live with the long term consequences.

>>739865006
same, I'd also like to guilt trip all those that stopped talking to me (:

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>>739862698
Good news is that im almost 40 and the avg male life expectancy in my family has the credits rolling in the imminent future.

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>>739864693

>>739851008
I have osteoporosis

the girl i have feelings for doesn't have any back and i just recently realised it, going through some tough times now

>>739865350
what happened?

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>>739856581
This is comedy gold. Where did this happen anon? any details, even just the country, appreciated.

>>739865412
came to my own conclusions, saw that she actually had no interest in me, i had been living a lie for while now

>>739859919
Hmm... in an attic room, you say?

It got depressing here quickly. I prefer the information pissed in my GFs coffee for years posts. All's welcome though.

>>739854823


#>>739863913

hope that works dunno how to link threads

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>>739864166
This. In a non pedo way i find the innocence alluring, ive been fucked over waaay too many times by women my age and i only feel like i can trust and be open with young girls. I dont want to fuck them, but a hug from one girl that means it is worth 20 from vacuous, jaded, manipulating, agenda-wielding thundercunts that dont.

I was a camp counselor for a while, never wanted to fuck or touch the campers, but it made me happy that more than a few of them knew my name and would write me letters and bring me lunch (ropes course instructor) and what not. What the hell happens that turns them to shit :(

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No one. Not even the person I'm dating right now told me goodnight. I'm in the middle of an anxiety attack. And I'm having anxiety and depression attacks at least twice a month lasting up to a week. Since I've moved to another town I'm feeling lonely. Aside from my sister and niece I don't know anyone here. It's horrible, I've been smoking more and more each day and drinking beers every day. I just need someone to talk to in real life.

Laying in bed with my wife this morning, hoping a plane would just crush her on her side of the bed (full well knowing I would have lost my left arm) and I don't really feel bad about the thought.

>>739852165
try keto you fat fuck

>>739865923
nvm it 404d but i want to talk to you so bad, i wish youd email me i need you desperately... hope you see me when im here

>>739858053
>Plot twist!

Seriously tho, you're a piece of shit.

I really want to fuck my best friends girlfriend leslie philpott. She sexy funny and a great person. And i just want to love her and make her mine

https://youtu.be/ZVPu71a3L8c

>>739859537
I understand. Got involved with someone after my divorce and I did stuff for her that I hadn't done for any woman, including my ex wife of 7 years. I was crushed when we broke up. Talking to other girls became like talking to a guy..no attraction to anyone other than her. =(

>>739866094
Probably time to move on.

>>739863264
I try but...its hard. I was once close to them but I keep them at arms length now. I don't feel the same as I used to. I literally do not care about anyone or anything now.

>>739863461
What do you do for a living?

I want to die so so don't have to associated with niggs anymore. I can make the differentiation between niggs and black people a thousand times but people will still never understand.

>>739851008
Health issues.....

too much blood in my body and have to lower my dosages and get my levels as low as i can

my lifeline is basically donate blood every 8 weeks and take low dose aspirin every once in a while

my blood is very thick and this will cause a heart attack, i'm not even 30 yet and I have health issues...

>>739856698
if you fall head first you sure wont

feel utterly drained all the time

>>739851008
I'm a culinary student and this is too much for me to handle.
I want to be a NEET back.

>>739868659
can't handle the heat? get outta the kitchen!
I'M HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS

>>739867261
I'm a bouncer at a night club, she's a waitress.

>>739866094
lmao

I poked holes in my condoms to get my gf pregnant because she was cheating on me and i wanted to keep her

>>739854509
My father is an alcoholic and has Korsakoff now, get yourself together or you also become a vegetable. I hate to see my father like that, but he has become the thing he never wanted to become. Dont make the same mistake.

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>>739851008
I was best friends with a trap for years and never knew she had a dick. Even made out with her a few times. She moved to another country and I miss her like hell. She looked like a supermodel and had the most amazing ass. She looked a bit like this and wore leather and boy shorts.

I fucking hate how so many shitty books get published while mine get ignored. E.L. James can't write prose or anything else worth dick. Stephen King is hit and miss. Clive Barker has sucked for 17 years now. Stephanie Meyer is bleh. Jesus Christ man, cut me some fucking slack.

>>739851008
i still love u a see soon we will go to new york together

>>739870018
but they fucking sell copies
people has to like the books not just you

superman is boring and there isn't a single good comic about him

>>739862550
BTW, the only reason those ads say that is because it is illegal for law enforcement to make a racial statement like that if they are planting an advertisement. You think those hoes actually care what color you are? They take dick for a living lol.

>>739870443
There's no way people like those shit books. No way. People just buy them 'cos the TV told them to. Or the newspaper or the internet or whatever.

>>739851008
>>739870024
I want civ threads back on /b/

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>>739852690

>>739853382
why does vegeta only have 3 fingers in that picture?

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I miss my assault rifle, I have started browsing /k/, I am little bit depressed and I want girlfriend.

7.62 antidepressant have started to sound good.

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>>739852690

>>739870756
yes man in actual times yes, but they had to debut sometime, you're comparing yourself with the most famous brands dude calm the fuck down

I don't need her anymore

>>739871120
eww

>>739851008
What the fuck is wrong with me? am I not good enough? I guess im not worth your fucking tine anymore, sorry.

Zoe i love you

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i hate these threads cause i can never really tell whos who but this is my only place where i can talk, ive tried everything else, im still trying i talk too much here but im just trying as hard as i can to make things right, i talk too much and im tired i have so many regrets that i cant put into words, my biggest regret is also just being incoherent and not being able to form words, is this what pain does? i dont know if i can handle the pain i feel somedays or the added pain of people in my life not understanding me, that part might actually kill me

I want to build a giant nuclear powered combine harvester. Bio-sealed, climate controlled pilot room. I will use it to cull the white trash, niggers, and degenerates of society, buildings, cars, everything.

>>739855234
A girls' penis is her clitoris. Both on the outside and somewhat on the inside (2 inches). They get please from that. Dick size isn't THAT big of a deal. Learn to eat pussy and when fucking, aim for her inner g-spot (clitoris).

>>739872196
like lately i want to cry but i cant do it properly all this pathetic shit just bubbles up inside of me and i cant express my emotions i feel pathetic in my life and like im being dragged through glass under a car again i have no control

>>739856698
Only if you get a skull fracture, so not guaranteed... Lots of horror videos of people jumping and then they become vegetables or broken spine and paralysed for the rest of their life then even unable to try to kill themselves again.

Knife to the Carotid Artery/Juglar Vein is the easiest. You feel the muscles on the side of your neck and the artery/vein is hidden between the muslces and the throat. Don't stab your throat or it's gonna suck.Find the right angle for it. Out in 10 sec after dizzy feeling.

I miss being with thicc ass women. My gf is great tho. Never cheated on her and won't do. Cheating is for pussies

I'm so glad Al Gore is making another movie to tell us when we die next

>>739862550
You know what you need to do? Post the exact fucking message you just posted to your next 'whore' who says no blacks. They just don't want to get robbed. Let her know you're normal.

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I was molested as a kid and I'm turn I molested my sister, I was 17, she was 9. Which I totally regret. I tried to be a better brother after that, and she even said I'm like a father figure, but while she was high, She bought that up out of the blue and destroyed my marriage. I wanna kill myself

>>739851008
I want my ex and her bf to die
Im not sure if my current gf is kinky enough.
I regularly think about puking on my enemies and beating up an elderly man.

I regret nothing and havent told anyone except you.

>>739868110
Low dose aspirin is not the right prescription. Your doctor should be giving you a stronger blood thinner such as Meloxicam. Either you're blowing this out of proportion, or you need to find a different doctor.

I'm 19 haven't had sex yet and I'm nervous that I can't please a girl with my dick so I think that's what's stopping me

>>739873799
Learn to lick pussy...............

and >>739872513

Too nervous to go to a doctor about me having depression. Don't want to know the answer and also frightened about what to do for support if diagnosed.

Also my relationship sucks dick atm.

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im deeply depressed to i point of wanting to kill my self, i feel worthless. Thats all

>>739869277
Ah...why don't you just be upfront? Usually works.