Vocaroo Thread! http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mE49GlVw8b >OP wil

Eyy, what's up fam? Been a hot minute

>>739851458
Yo!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QzQLvWw8TK

>>739851680
Nice. I've been building IKEA shit all fucking day. smut anon btw, bringing the mad thirst. All my scripts that you haven't read are full of loli shit at this point though so I'm just kind of here

okok how about:

"See, isn't this better than jerking off?"

>>739851960
Eh, I did some pretty incesty stuff earlier so bring on the loli.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n6eXJDhxae

>>739852141
holy fuck that was unexpectedly intimate wowee

>>739850925
yo op when we gonna see em titties?

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>>739852288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ANJ3045EAb
Checked
I've been getting a lot of practice lately, what can I say

>>739852360
Cosplay titties coming soon TM

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If you put a spell or something into some guy you hated and he shrunk to the size of an ant, what would you do to him? What would you say to him?
Yup it's the same question I did, nice to see you again

>>739852551
Danke! And hello. I actually forgot the text of this question so thank you for reposting. Lemme have some fun with this

>>739850925
Can you record like 30 sec of soft crying?

>>739850925
hey guuuurl, u wan sum fuk?

op i fucked ur mom

>>739852606
I kind of improvised it again. I hope you surprise me, I would love to hear some detailed shit about it

>>739850925
tits or fuck off

>>739850925
I love you baby gurl

>>739852778
to clarify, i want you to say this. also post tits

Woo revy is back

>>739852551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W9RPuzb6YA
Had too much fun with this. Ended the clip before i ruined it, kek

>>739852778
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lZdLWiMlwS
Ill get around to it. In the mean time, any other requests?

>>739853135
pretty hot

can you do some asmr?

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"Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane."
>>739853135

>>739852676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PpjBDALpHz
I had to remember what crying felt like. Feelsbadman

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>>739853035
Do you think you'd eventually kill the little guy or even shrink him further? How so? I loved it, I hope you make more later

>>739853262
holy shit thats hot

thanks femanon

>>739853262
Don't be sad op!

>>739850925
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ve3j7CAjVi

>>739852689

>>739852689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H7dIyW43jh

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>>739853262
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PpjBDALpHz
feels bad man

Could you sing again please?

Could you pull off some lewd noises like sucking and breathing?

can you say

"We need to secure the existance of our race and a future for white children, heil hitler" in a soft, asmr voice?

>>739852747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b1ADL6fRCX
>>739852937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wVoPwcaAyv
>>739853253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Zvr0M3vMXO

>>739853204
I might make a sound cloud to host stuff, but do you want anything specific?

>>739854043
10/10 bane

>>739853418
Depends how he behaves :) ill continue it after a few more requests

>>739854085
shit like what
>>739853898 this anon said

and lewd shit

>>739854043
Can you, please, say ''Djocko, d-dont pull out! D-Djocko!''

Read like a psychotic yandere:

"Aww, it looks scared. Come out, mister penis, it's okay~ There we go! Good boy... good boy..."

>>739850925
"Your little sister has a bigger dick than you?!"

please say "I'm going to play torbjorn if that's okay with everyone."
>>739854043

>>739850925
I heard that you fap live somewhere is that true?

>>739853898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A8TkADPZAT
>>739853704
I could. Let me think of a song.

>>739854492
Mah. You might be thinking of zombie. I don't fap anywhere but here

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"This is the FBI, I heard there were some black communities I could give this cocaine to here."

>>739854505
>>739854505
HNNNNG best op in years

>>739854505
omg fuck could you do a Luna Lovegood impression? that voice was pretty close tonally

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"We stand here amongst my accomplishment, not yours!"
and
"Are we blind?! Deploy the garrison!"

please sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA

lyrics here https://genius.com/Jake-paul-its-everyday-bro-lyrics

>>739854578
Okay my mistake then. What is your name?

>>739854160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09HS1B1Efxz
>>739854321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gjfAS8nzT9
>>739854325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vmt3QDdVUK

>>739854417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NPb8eYscqc

After you leave the tiny guy at the table, he tries to climb down on the edge while you were away. It goes wrong and he ends up in your chair. Would you torment him more? Shrink him further? Pretend he's not there? We'll see in part 2, whenever OP is ready

YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW

>>739854598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l18F10HLLp

>>739854687
I've never tried. Not really much of a potter fan, but did you have some lines in mind?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z0MHK7yMHa

Please notice me OP

>>739854613
Glad you like it, kek. I did a redneck one before so it was only fair

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vmt3QDdVUK
thanks! Starting to look forward to these threads now.

>>739850925
"You can suck a weiner, erick"

>>739854915
I guess people call me Revy on here since I use her for the OP and shit. I don't have any other media set up but I'll drop it in the thread when I do

— Das mir mein Hund viel lieber ist, sagst du, oh Mensch, sei Sünde.
Der Hund blieb mir im Sturme treu, der Mensch nicht mal im Winde.

*thanks if u try it anyway*

"Do you seriously believe the holocaust anon? Holocaust, more like holohoax haha. The Jews are an evil people who stole some land from some sand niggers, but they're the ones who're trying the rule the world. If the holocaust proved successful, we'd already be in space, and anime would be real. Don't you want to meet your waifu in real life anon?"

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>>739850925
Op, do you think you can handle my 3inch of pleasure?

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>>739853828
please don't forget me op

>>739852141
earlier? pls post

>>739854727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hUyyJaDH7q

>>739855427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHyUlKJzfR

"Sometimes.. when i close my eyes.. i-i can't see."

Rolling for

But Hatter, why is your cock like a writing desk?

"You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'"
"Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton
"England is my city"
"And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty"
"I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty"

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>>739855262
Ooohh ho ho I know where I will take this

Quick bio break guys

>>739855535
this

>>739855408
I'm not much of a potter fan either, but Luna's so dreamy OuO

How about something simple like "Hello there, were you enjoying the view?"

voice for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKBFmorgT24

>>739855905
this

Heres something I would love to hear

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

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"Show me your moves."

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"I was a terror since the public school era
Bathroom passes, cutting classes, squeezing asses
Smoking blunts was a daily routine
Since 13, a chubby nigga on the scene"

>>739855791
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zRK6MgBWWC

>>739854910
Refusing this until dubs

>>739856730
fuck you op
>>739854910
rolling

>>739854910
reroll

>>739854910
rerolling

>>739854910
not going to stop rolling for this

>>739857022
YES FUCKING DO IT OP

I have a request.

''Oh Darko, you're such a cute little baby. Want me to comfort you? hehehe :3''

Life is like a hurricane
Here in duckburg
Lazers racecars aeroplanes
It's a duck blur

>>739855262
>>739855262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cxhu6LP32k

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>>739850925
Hi again rev o/

>>739855353
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y1fY4nFEcU

>>739854910

>>739857489
nice jon SNÖ

now fucking sing everyday bro or at least the nick crompton part pls

>>739855437
Glad to hear, and you are welcome :)
>>739855448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hRPPktQnVL

>>739854910
kek reroll

>>739857022
this has already gotten dubs

op fucking do it

>>739854910
reroll

>>739852141

Daddy, I have an idea. When mom goes out, we should tie Emma to the Sybian... I KNOW she's only 4! She won't even remember. It'll be so hot, come on... you know you want to see her come 'til she passes out.

>>739857022
DO IT OP
FUCKING DO IT

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>>739850925
Show armpits

>>739857022
OP FUCKING DELIVER

>>739853828
>>739853828
I gotchyu fam
[Barely audible sucking]
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HS60Ac5owj

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>>739850925
is that anime any good? sonata said it was good and the mc reminded him of me

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>>739857388
That doesn't sound like a bad job. It must be risky as hell though. Was he big enough to make a difference there? Let's hope tiny dumbass survives it and manages to entertain you later
Where does he live? Do you stuff him in your panties or bras or trap him in your bedroom like in some sneaker? To be continued

>>739855520
>>739855520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RANyLM2D1m

>>739857881
this

>>739857931
Alright Yeesh i was trying to do other requests
Delivering. Uno momento

>>739858284
can i upload it to youtube? lmao

"nah i'm a genji one-trick"

>>739850925
"Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean."

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>>739850925

>>739850925
hitler did nothing wrong

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>>739854910

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mcNovhK1yz

>>739858156

Thanks! You just spoke a few centuries old rhyme in German.

>translation for interest:
>you humans say it's sinful that I I cherish my dog
>my dog stood by me facing storms
>you humans not even in little wind

>>739858666
fucking satan the great deceiver

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>>739854910
It's really fucking hard to even listen to this song to practice without feeling anger in my throat. fuck. Jesus.

OP delivers, though. The crompton part?

>>739850925
"please don't kill yourself"

>>739858116
Stop giving me a giantess fetish by proxy, anon! Haha.

http://vocaroo.com/
I'm Papa Cumfart.

OP I request you to never speak again.

"The beast and his armies shall rise from the pit to make war against god."

>>739858845

This is what abuse is like

>>739858845
you will be the best op and will always have a place in my heart if you do the entire thing, but just the
You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty

would be enough

>>739858666

>666