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What no fluffy thread? Time to fix that. Mothers abuseing

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What no fluffy thread? Time to fix that.
Mothers abuseing there foals edition!
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i dont have any of that, sorry...
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1/4
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I have mostly hugbox
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>>739831884
2/4
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>>739831942
post what you have then
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>>739831946
3/4
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the fuk
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>>739832121
Only thing I'd do would be killing the smarty to prevent further problems, and tell the brothers? that his buddy ran away.
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>>739832101
4/4
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>>739831942
i'm tired of these fucking abuse threads. a hugbox thread would be nice.. post what you got my Fellow Hugboxxer
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here some sadbox.
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I should stay away from this stuff because I think it brings out a sick part of me that I didn't know I had but God do I love it.
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>>739832617
same
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tbh only abuse i have is an egoralexeev's flash
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>>739832505
Hugbox for everyone
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>>739832987
thx
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This mummah is so cute
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>>739834198
Love hand-drawn shit.
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>>739832679
>>739832779
>>739832834
weirdbox is best box
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>>739834459
Me too. Just love it. And Twistee work is great.
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First attempt.
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this thread is gonna die soon i just know it. last 5 threads i seen it's always the same fucking fluffy stuff posted.

* sigh *
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>>739835060
CUTE 10/10
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>>739835060
nice work anon. how long did it take you ?
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>>739835083
Not enough new shit & not enough good discussions
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>>739832020
Someone's about to vet their teeth pulled off in front of their "mummah".
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>>739835060
Great job. Now make it suffer and everything will be fine.
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>>739835060
Keep it up, man
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>>739835243
Nur so ein deutscher Troll der nur deutsche Bilder hochlädt.
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>>739835060
in the last threads there were so many instances of fluffy cooking, that my first thought was that the fluffy was an ingredient
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Dumb OC from last night, I need some good concepts to work with I'm trying to be a better artist
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>>739832617
fluffys are gypsies
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>>739835599
a fluffy checking these dubs
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>>739835599
Skinned alive.
Special wumps caught in mouse trap.
Stitch live foals to its body.
Tie it over an ants nest.
Rat torture scene from the 1984 movie.

Let your wild cruel imagination flow.
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>>739836257
Nice. Hadn't seen that one.
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>>739837195
best abuse ever
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Bump in the wumps
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>>739835060
Love it, you have all the ingredients.
The Spaghetti, the tomatoes, the cheese, the olive oil, the garlic, the mushrooms and the meat.
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>>739831544
Wow, I'd behead that bitch of a mother and adopt the brown foal.
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behold the latest madness unleashed upon the booru:

"DLC" By: Ceron

"So come pick up a new and improved best friend today!" The television blared from the store window. A picture of a fluffy appeared on the screen.

"Fwuffy 2.0 wuv ou!"

As the screen faded to black, you saw your face appear in the now reflective window of the electronics store. You had come to the mall today to pick up some new clothes for a dinner party, but you can't deny that the ad you just saw caught your interest a bit. You used to be an avid fluffy lover, but whenever you would actually try to own one, you couldn't keep them alive for more than a week.

You weren't a bad owner or anything, just really unlucky. One of your fluffies choked on the one tiny meatball you had put in their spaghetti, another flipped it's litterbox on top of itself while you were out for the day and managed to starve to death in the 4 hour period you were gone. Your most recent fluffy literally died for no reason; like, you got the vet to check him out and he had just flopped over dead with no cause beyond the sheer impossibility of his life to begin with. Needless to say, you were pretty anxious to get back into fluffy care.

However this "Fluffy 2.0" thing seemed pretty sweet. It promised increased durability, complete removal of smarty syndrome, and many other much requested changes that still kept the stupid nature that made fluffies so damn endearing in the first place. You feel a bit bad making impulse purchases, but everybody has to splurge now and again, right?

Without another moments hesitation you march your way over to the malls pet shop while thinking about what new name to give your pet.
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"DLC" Cont.
As you walked into the pet store, the first thing you heard was fluffy shouting. The first thing you saw was a very disheartened looking employee on his phone at the front desk. When he notices you coming in, his expression turns to annoyance, before quickly reverting to a cheery plastic smile and a quick glance at a camera above the door.

"Hello there sir! How can I help you today!" He says with obviously forced enthusiasm.

"Uh, yeah I just saw a thing on TV about some new type of fluffy and uh I was wondering if you guys would carry those here?"

"Oh, you mean the fluffy 2.0's? Yes we just got a shipment in last night so we have a full stock. They're right over this way sir." He gestures for you to follow him and together you walk to the back right of the store, passing by dozens of desperate fluffys reaching out for you.

At the back, there's a decent sized pen with 10 to 15 regular looking fluffies. The major difference you can see is that none of them are begging or pleading for your affection. In fact, they aren't really doing much of anything at all. Weird.


"So, are there any that catch your interest sir?"

You had kinda expected him to try and sell you on this, but I guess he just couldn't be bothered.

"Uh, well none of them seem to be doing much. So I guess, I like the way that green one looks?" You respond uncertainly while pointing to a nice light green and blue one near the front of the pen. It doesn't seem to react to your choice beyond looking up at you with dull eyes.


"Hey are you sure these things act like regular fluffies? The commercial said they would but these guys seem pretty boring right now."
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>>739835156
Too long.
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>>739838909
"DLC" cont.

"Oh yes sir, you see, these fluffies personalities are based on the personalities and interests of their owners, so without owners, these guys aren't gonna be too active yet. Once you take them home and go through a few, *Cough* steps, it'll be the loving companion you've always wanted!" He cheerily answered you.

"Oh wow that's actually pretty cool then I guess. How much are they?"

"Well it's gonna be about 15 for that green one there, but that includes food and a bed." He says, thinking about it for a moment.

That price tag sounds way to low for a product like this.

With a seed of worry you inquire "Wait seriously? Only 15? This is a brand new thing right? Why is it so cheap?"

He drops his cheery persona for a second.


"Hey buddy, how much do you really know about these things?"

"I just found out they existed maybe 10 minutes ago."

He gives you a look of... pity? Maybe?

"Look, legally I can't say anything about the product that could negatively impact sales. So I'll just say that the product is a bit, new, so they want to get people familiarized with it before they raise the price."


That was a very unsatisfying answer, but you were already planning to buy the little guy so why should a vague and ominous comment from somebody who knows a lot more than you impact that decision in any way at all?

"Alright I'll take it then!"

You give the clerk 15 dollars cash and walk out of the store with your new fluffy, and some supplies.
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"DLC" cont.
When you get home, you set the carrier down in your old safe room and open the door. The fluffy slowly walks out of the crate and sniffs the air with his snout, looking around as he does. His eyes settle on you as you kneel down to introduce yourself.

"Hey there little guy, you're awfully quiet. Aren't you excited? This is your room and I'm your new daddy!" You say trying to get some kind of reaction out of the creature.

"Hewwo nice mistah. Fwuffy wuv ou." It responds in a surprisingly monotone voice.

"Uh, you know you can call me "Daddeh" right? I won't get mad or anything." You're a bit worried that maybe he's broken or something.

"Sowwy nice mistah, if ou want to be cawwed "Daddeh" den ou must puwchase da daddeh/mummah DWC for $3.99"

"Wait what? I don't want to buy you something, I just want you to call me daddy.

"Ou must puwchase da daddeh DWC to unwock dat featuwe of fwuffy 2.0" It repeats robotically.

Oh, oh no. You suddenly understand why this was so cheap.

"Are you saying I have to pay money for you to do something a regular fluffy does for free?" The tone of annoyance in your voice becomes obvious.

"Yus. Would ou wike to puwchase dis DWC?" It asks, continuing to ignore the saferoom around it in favor of staring at you.

"No, I don't want any fucking fluffy DLC. That's such a dumb idea. Call me whatever the hell you want I guess."

"Otay nice mistah, puwchase cancewwed."

"Alright whatever. Look to celebrate you living here now, I'm gonna go make some spaghetti for us, ok?" It stares back at you blankly.

"Just like, explore the saferoom until I get back." You sigh and exit the room.

Fucking DLC man.
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"DLC" cont.
Half an hour later you walk back into the saferoom with a nice hot pile of homemade spaghetti. You've gotten over your inital anger at the whole DLC thing and are determined to make this work. As you open the saferoom door, you're surprised to see that the fluffy is in the exact same place that it was when you left it. Fearing the worst, you decide to ask about it.


"Uh hey, fluffy, I thought I said to explore the saferoom. Any reason why you're just uh, standing there?"

"Am sowwy, if ou want fwuffy to expwore, den ou must puwchase da fwuffy expwowew DWC fow onwy $8.99." It answers in the same tone as before.

"How is that locked behind DLC, it's literally just walking. This is one of the most basic natural functions you could possibly have, how can you not be able to do it without nine dollars!"

"Am sowwy nice mistah, but fwuffy can not wawk wifout da fwuffy expwowe-"

"Yeah alright ok I get it, $8.99." You interrupt with exasperation.

"Wiww nice mistah pwease confiwm his puwchase of da fwuffy expwowew DWC fow $8.99?"

"What? NO! I never said I was buying your stupid explorer pack. Cancel purchase."

"Otay nice mistah, puwchase has been cancewwed."

"Alright good. I guess you don't have to move, it's sort of like having a pillowfluff without the depression. Here just, eat your fucking sketti, alright?" You finish, clearly tired of having to deal with this. As you're closing the safe room door, you hear


"Am sowwy nice mistah, fwuffy am not abwe to eat wifout da gouwmet fwuffy DWC fow $6.99."

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!"


You slam the door back open and see that the fluffy hasn't even touched his spaghetti.

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'M NOT BUYING ANY OF YOUR FUCKING DLC! ISN'T THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WITHOUT HAVING TO FUCKING BUY IT?!" You scream at the uncaring robot before you.

"Yus. Fwuffy 2.0 can sabe youw cwedit cawd infowmation fow futuwe puwchases."

You're gonna kick this thing in its fucking teeth.
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>>739839203
"DLC" conclusion
"WHO THE FUCK EVEN MADE THIS SHIT?! WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!"

"Fwuffy 2.0 am a twademawk of da ewectwonic awts company." It states matter of factly.

Fucking EA.

FUCKING EA MADE A FLUFFY WITH DLC!!! FUCKING OF COURSE THEY DID!!!

"RAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" You scream in sheer anger as you try to pick up your fluffy to throw it out the window, but when you try to pick it up, it's too heavy to even budge.

"Am sowwy nice mistah, if ou want to pick fwuffy up, ou must puwchase da upsies DWC for $4.99."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED MONEY HAMSTER I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING HEAD!"

You run out of the safe room and grab the handgun that you had conveniently lying around. Storming back in, you kneel down, put the barrel beneath the fluffy's head, and pull the trigger without a seconds hesitation. The dumb creatures brains and blood splatter all over the back wall, although the fluffy itself stays perfectly upright. In disgust you throw down the gun and leave the safe room. You take a long bath, relax, and try to calm down. Eventually, you feel more like yourself and set about to cleaning the now bloody safe room. You gather all the supplies and open the door to find the fluffy, still standing perfectly upright, eyes wide open, looking right at you. You open your mouth to scream but before you do, it speaks.

"Am sowwy nice mistah, if ou want to kiww fwuffy, ou must puwchase da fowevew sweepies DWC fow $5.99."
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>>739835060
Not bad. Personal nitpick? Too much forehead/mane is too high.
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I don't understan these threads.
What's the appeal?
The aestethic?
I don't get it.

At least the furry threads are sexual, this is is just gore porn.
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>>739839402
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>>739839402
It's a stress reliever
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>>739839402
it's an outlet for sick fucks.
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>>739839267
Hah! Nice.
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>>739836257
We got nummies up here for days, Ese.
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>>739839402
Because I'm naturally sadistic and borderline homicidal. I don't even want to be but I was just born that way. This is way more legal than watching or committing real animal abuse. Honestly I'm a really nice person and I volunteer a lot, but I just NEED to see stuff like this. I guess I would compare it to pornography except I don't get anything sexual out of this, just satiating my thirst for violence
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Some OC I made today. It's my first time drawing fluffy, so give me some advice, please.
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>>739840557
kek? the thumbnail, ajksjkda
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>>739839738
They're probably would want to carry out that abuse on real life animals or even other humans.

These fluffy abuse comics, pictures and stories are probably their way of planning out their fantasy before acting it out in real life.
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>>739840325
I can sorta relate anon. what we do isn't good, but gives us an outlet for our darker feelings.
>>739840557
your thumbnail is a little fucked. is that on purpose?
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>>739840685
no it's not, idk how did that happen
kek
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>>739840659
I imagine that most people into fluffy abuse like it because they can live out their fantasies without it pouring over into the real world. but i'm sure that there's going to be a handful of people who are into this because they're planning for this shit irl. it would not surprise me if we had someone like Randy Stair lurking in the fandom.
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>>739840325
I relate, I get so pissed I want to kick the shit out of puppies on the daily
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>>739840685
Yeah true. I think some people were just born violent, it's human nature. I have dreams every night about abusing animals or hurting people, but when I wake up I always think "thank god I didn't really do that. I would never do that in real life." The only exception to this is that I really enjoy fighting, especially choking people out. I never initiate violence or fuck with anybody ever, but when people won't back down and I don't have a choice I just go all out.
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>>739841157
I guess you could say we're Natural Born Killers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlVxSfOcpPc
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>>739841098
I don't really have anger problems though, just sadism. Stuff doesn't really bother me and I never get mad, but I subconsciously enjoy violence and inflicting pain
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>>739840972
Or worse, maybe the fluffy abuse artists are the next Dean Corll.
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>>739841540
I don't know; it's a lot harder to get away with that shit nowadays.
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Bumpo
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>>739842205
True on that one.

It took one of his accomplices to put a stop to Corll.
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>>739841453

Imagine a New Jack fluffy.
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>>739843569
You're missing part three.
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>>739840325
>naturally sadistic
same
>watching or committing real animal abuse
ironically, i'm not into animal abuse, but i LOVE fighting and bdsm (with the opposite sex, i'm not gay)
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>>739832617
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Bump
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>>739844473
Yeah, i'm sort of ashamed to say that i enjoy animal abuse, human abuse, and Almost all the extreme kinks except scat, diapers and emetophilia.
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>>739845000
chequed
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>>739832779
NANI?!
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>>739845275
exactly
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>>739835243
i mean theres lots of fluffy content ( even old ) but last few days it's always the same abusive comics and such. there is so many hugbox hasn't posted lately and weirdbox that hasn't been posted lately either.
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>>739832467
that was great
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>>739840325
>>739840659
>>739840972
>>739841098
>>739841157
>>739841493
>>739844473
>>739845046

This thread needs to be shut down. you all are fucked up son of a bitches you need too seek help before you take some kinda life.
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>>739847364
Triggered much?
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>>739847364
I actually do go to therapy, and you can actually go eat a dick, fuckboy
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>>739847364
>Countless gore threads yet chooses to pick on cartoony characters being butchered.

Anon, your mind is under equipped for the wonders of internet. Take a break.
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I have some stuff that never gets posted. I'll help
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>>739848660
Bestest worstest babbeh
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>>739848802
Dancie babbeh
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>>739848865
I almost posted my cat lol. I need to organize these folders
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>>739848960
FWUFFY GONNA GETCHU
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>>739849040
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>>739849099
Fuck I love fluffies. Anyone still lurking? Someone help me post
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>>739849176
I'll post some stuff I found on the booru.
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>>739849176
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>>739849438
Thank you my dudes
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>>739849559
Same dude lol. But your welcome nonetheless.
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>>739849726
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>>739849900
THE DRAWING IN THE BACK LOL
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and now some abuse to mix things up
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>>739832617
Every autumn, I break out the fluffy shelter. Then when winter's done, their asses get kicked right back out into the wild.
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>>739832779
Kek
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>>739833160
Fluffy dialysis?
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>>739850433
Oh Jesus that would hurt
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>>739836209
This. This is what I would do with a pillowfluff. Just make them a smoking buddy.
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>>739850728
That's creative
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>>739836257
Fwy, yu dummehs!
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>>739837732
Ohursoclever
/s
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>>739850774
I've made hotdogs like that before.

Also, I'm writing "Forest Fluffies" which is about... Fluffies living in a forest. Anyway, I'm starting to write part 4 and I'm going to kill a Brown Fluffy, her special friend, and their 5 foals. Anyone have any good ideas?
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>>739849438
This is adorable. He ALMOST had it....almost.
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>>739850229
I actually really like this coloration.
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>>739850774
No, it's a waste of perfectly good coffee.
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>>739851161
Make them kill each other instead. Less work for you and more traumatizing for the fluffies and it's done so rarely in stories anymore
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>>739851341
You thinking rabies? I'm thinking that would probably be the most depressing, having the father tear about the foals as the mother watches helplessly
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>>739851502
YES THAT SOUNDS AMAZING
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Fwuffy wun mewcy.
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>>739851527
Poor little baby....he needs a ton of help.
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>>739851801
Okay
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>>739851331
Maybe they're just cleaning the coffee maker? You know, descaling/decaltrating/decalcifying/whateveryoucallthat it?

Oooor.... maybe, just maybe, the owner found out a way to fake the flavour of kopi luwak? Something like when they fake aged steaks by rubbing koji rice on them?
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>>739851843
I'd adopt a fluffy myself.

And protect/defend it to the bitter end from the psychos that want to hurt fluffies like this one.
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>>739852041
Yay! Tank ou nice wady!
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>>739852235
the image of a fluffy fed nothing but coffee beans is funny enough, but i dont think even a hugboxer would willing drink coffee made from fluffy shit
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>>739850961
Hmmm.... Nestle fan fiction. That's new.
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>>739852515
Who knows.... maybe it's the back of a cheap coffee shop, and they're brewing "fresh" kopi luwak for wannabe self-proclaimed connoisseurs?
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And that's all I got for now. I tried to pick stuff that generally hasn't gotton posted over and over again. How'd I do?
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Daddeh, wut fwuffeh wook wike if infected wit Was Pwagas?
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>>739852235
But....fluffies aren't vinegar.
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>>739853191
When descaling a coffee maker, you put the vinegar in the tank instead of water, not in the pot. Then turn on the coffee maker.

You silly, silly Anon...
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>>739853469
So, just pouring boiling vinegar on the fluffy. Ow.
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>>739832159
New kids are supposed to be quiet until they understand their surroundings.
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>>739847364
i already have a target for which i'm even ready to do a gavrilo princip
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>>739853804
Olive rag
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>>739853748
Exactly.
But I still like better the idea of a coffee shop where vegan hipster fluffy-activists gather, and the owners serve them "original" kopi luwak, but is instead fluffy-shit induced cheap coffee.
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>>739849559
But Stawin munstah!

He gib 20 miwwion fwuffies wowstest owwies and saddies in guwags whewe fwuffies take fowevah sweepies.
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>>739854537
But.... in picha he WUB FWUFFY
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>>739855113
Dat onwy prowpagandah.

Dis wut weawwy happen to fwuffehs in the USSR.
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>>739850229
>>739851297
me too, but i also like the brown yellow colouration in this >>739847864
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>>739855608
Oh wowee! Huuuu huuuu
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>>739856490
So nice hoomin cawwed Adowf Hitwer invade dummeh USSW.

Fwuffy am Operwation Bawbawossa vetewan.
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>>739856902
(LOL)
You hewo Fwuffy?
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>>739857015
Dats wight.
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>>739856902
You am hitwa?
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>>739855764
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>>739857251
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>>739857251
Nu, am Wehwmacht fwuffeh.
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>>739857545
Oooohhhh fancie
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>>739857251


Haha, someone actually for real sprayed fake colored shit on there walls for a fluffy picture. Jesus fucking Christ, looks like a bitch to clean up
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>>739835722
Well, I'm not sure if Hitler hates them too or not
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>>739857658
Ja, am fowt in Stawingwad too.
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>>739832834
Now the fluffy can be a nigger too
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>>739857545
Hey, I know about you guys.... you were the heroes who destroyed russian tanks by attaching grenades and bombs to yourselves and then courageously running towards the tanks (the Big Sketti Voom Voom Munstahs).

The russians then copied the concept but using dogs (this backfired them as the dogs would run back to the russians killing them instead).

I salute you, fluffy veteran hero!
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>>739858336
Tank u.

Fwuffy am 32nd Fwuffy Panzewschwek Kowps.

Am nu scawed.
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>>739836257
Holy shit that artwork
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>>739849559
>>739854537
>>739855113
>>739855608
>>739856490
>>739856902
>>739857015
>>739857150
>>739857251
>>739857545
>>739858301
>>739858336
>>739858619

I seriously love it when these threads derail into a weirbox conversation with fluffies and humans...
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>>739859165
>That's what happens with fluffy threads on 4chan.
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>>739859165
As long as they don't involve goofball it's all good
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>>739859165
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>>739858221
well, we only take the braun ones with a gelbe mane, since they look like blond Braunhemden and because they don't behave like Untermenschen since they were not pampered like a Jude
>>739858619
Der Führer ist stolz auf euch!
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>>739860324
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>>739860324
>Der Führer ist stolz auf euch!
Wundewbaw!
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>>739859687
Holy fuck, I forgot he existed.
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>>739860943
Let's not discuss him then
>>739860810
BAWW
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>>739860943
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>>739845275

the first time I've ever laughed audibly from 4chan
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>>739860626
Der Goldesel! Äh, ich meine das Goldfluffy! Es scheißt Gold und ist doch kein gutes Fluffy.
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>>739861326
That's not Goofball. Fucker had a green mane.
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>>739861554
Nobody said that was goofball. I was just posting a picture to keep the thread going
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>>739861686
Oh. Herp.
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>>739861686
Guhh....that's scary.
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>>739861774
Aww be gud.
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>>739861874
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>>739861137
Ja!
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>>739832617
This fucking mummah walks up to you while you're taking out the trash. What do you do?
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>>739852355
Me too. I would love them by having them dance I like when they dance but id give them sketti then
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>>739862158
I flip a coin.

Heads = bring them in and care for them.

Tails = poking their eyes out with thumbtacks.
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>>739862158
Take them in and love them. Sell off white babbehs when mummah is sleeping
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>>739862158
Walk in, grab a can of cheap spaghetti. Put it on a paper plate, leave it out.
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>>739862315
Likewise.

I'd raise it if the baby were a human child.
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Has a fluffy ever hurt or killed a human by giving it worstest owwies?
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>>739862619
Never.
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>>739862619
A lot of times
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>>739862619
Likely not by physically attacking people but they probably cause accidents and spread disease.
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>>739862957
And encourage suicide
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>>739862619
I'd like to see it happen by accident.
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>>739831544
Jesus FUCK, I can't even read this shit. You people are some weird faggots.
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>>739863132
Do you have dyslexia? Because I can read it jusy fine, faggot.
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>>739862619
Probably
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>>739844218
Isn't there more to this one?
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>>739832617
Gtfo with that iFunny watermark. At least have the decency to crop that shit
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rump
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>>739864424
Triggity dippity!
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Dis dewightful an cheewy wawsie began in August 1914. It is now Mawsh 1964 an bewieve it or not it is stiww bein' waged. Aww Fwuffy am hab evew known is a cwazed hoominity, wun whish fo teh wawstest fifteh yeaws, has onwy been concewned with swaughtewing itsewf.

Occidentaw an Mewican twoops aw fighting against teh awmies of a sowt of wattew-day Genghis Khan: Bawon Nikowai Aweksandwovich Ugenbag. Dis megawomaniac, who put a boo boo jucises end to teh Bawshavik wevowushon, has got it into his head to cweate a Euwasian empiwe, stretching from the Atwantic to the Chinesies big wawas.

Faced with this madman, teh Westies couwd tink ov nothing bettah than fwoating theiw awmies on teh stock exchangies in ordew to financies teh wawsie and there are pwenty of peopwe who wine theiw pockets by specwlating on teh fowevaw sweepies ov othews.

Am fow Fwuffy been fighting Ugenbag fo yeaws nao, awong a fwont wine which divides Gewmany in two. Nao aww fwuffy can tink of is one simpwe qwestion: wen teh heww aw we gonna be weft in peasies?
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>>739865461
Why?
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>>739865545
Why not? It's something to keep the thread alive and well.

Besides, we need more weirdbox.
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>>739865704
It's just that not many people are gonna get the reference.
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You meet a decently powerful genie. This genie can make fluffies just like in these comics - same build, types, personalities, likes, dislikes, habitat, habits, etc.

HOWEVER, this genie CANNOT make public opinion turn against fluffies. Rather than being seen as bio-toys and thus abusable to your heart's content, they are seen as being in between an average pet like a cat or dog and humans, in terms of sentience and rights. You'll get in more legal trouble for abusing a fluffy than a dog, but less than a human. And people LOVE fluffies, just like cats and dogs. If you see a mummah coming to beg for love from you, you can't punt it in the face, or else you'll get arrested. Of course, this doesn't mean that NO ONE dislikes them; there's a large community of people that don't like them, some of whom even abuse them. But they have to do it in secret, and being found as an abuser will lead to heavy punishment and social suicide, so it's not a good idea. Fluffies will basically, in this world, be just like cats and dogs.

Do you choose to wish to make fluffies real?
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>>739865873
Did you?
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>>739865915
The hugboxer says yes. I'd like to have the fluffies come out looking like Carpdime fluffies as well.
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>>739865915
Consequences for abusing fluffies?
Fluffies not biotoys?
Meh, I'm out then. No deal, thanks.
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>>739865915
>Do you choose to wish to make fluffies real?
Nigger they told me they were real. I died a little today. Thanks
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>>739865915
Yes.
>>739865986
Yeah. Codename Eagle, right?
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>>739866143
Sure, the genie can do that, logic be damned.

I myself probably would, not sure what style I'd like the most though. I'd probably be a hugboxer, though if I felt I could get away with fucking one up, I might.

>>739866195
Reasonable answer. A lot of people would agree, not wanting to risk getting thrown in jail for abusing them.

>>739866309
u srs nigger?
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>>739866370
Iron Storm/World War Zero actually.
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>>739866529
Fuck, got the name mixed up with another.
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>>739866582
It's ok.

It's a rare game anyway.

>Fwuffy wun pway Iwon Stowm.
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>>739865915
I'd like to, but with them being not recognized as animals by PETA, which would lead to them being abusable normally, and with them being kinda complete, so they don't have that weak bowel control but still can be pretty stupid. Also, I'd like that there was a law that said that any Smarty fluffy shall be killed.
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>>739866937
The genie can do all but the PETA thing. They'd totally be animals in their eyes. No escaping the lack of easy abuse from this genie.
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>>739867147
Oh.

Well I am a hugboxer so that's no really problem, but how would I punish a really bad fluffy? Leaving him without spaghetti?
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>>739867404
I doubt many people would notice if you gave them the sorry stick in private. I mean hell, it's part of the reason IRL animal abuse is hard to find.
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>>739867404
Sorry stick and sorry box used in moderation isn't really abuse.
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>>739867404
The genie hadn't considered that. Abuse means more like the over the top stuff, like pillowing, blinding, mutilating, torture, etc. Anything you can do to a dog or whatever to punish it that is generally accepted is fine to do to a fluffy.

Also, fucking hell captcha hates me tonight.
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>>739867684
>>739867665
Well, I guess that could be.
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>>739867640
WTF is with that picture?!....
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>>739867640
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>>739867788
the reason you dont fuck a fluffy
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>>739867923
I...I had no intentions of doing such thing....
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>>739867923
kek
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>>739868069
>>739868020
fluffys are the next gen super carriers, all the literal and figurative shit they eat was bound to have a side effect
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>>739868568
Shit. I don't have the rest of this. Just know Candy is a sloot and a terrible mummah.
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>>739868306
Carriers of what?
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>>739868664
plagues? diseases, flesh eating bacteria; take your pick
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>>739868664
Nothing. I've never understood the obsession with making them diseased. They're fucking synthetic creatures.
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>>739868811
Every single one.

Fluffies would make for great biological weapons if bred correctly.
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>>739868938
They're still organic though.
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>>739869107
Gah, this always pisses me off. The sad fucking fact is that this is probably what would happen if bronies gotten a hold of them.
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>>739862158
Kick into my neighbor's yard, let him deal with it
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>>739848960
post ur cat
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Drrrrr... Drrrrr...Drrrrr...
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Did this yesterday can and will do color alts
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>>739862158
Put it with the trash in my trashcan
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>>739870041
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>>739870150
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE
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>>739870071
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You know what I'd like to see? An autistic fluffy, preferably a parody of Chris-chan.
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bnp
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>>739834709
crazy fucking stupid bitch, she could have gotten a couple hundred bucks for the fluffy.
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>>739872269
What a cuck
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>>739847364
Just feel the fluff. Just let go
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>>739832467
colored version from a few threads ago
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>>739872608
Fluffy looks like its getting bad uppsies.
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>>739873736
The wowstest upsies
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>>739873593
Thx
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>>739873907
and the wowstest huwties
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>>739874225
Kek
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>>739832679
>mfw
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