ITT: explain the lyrics of a song in one sentance and other anons

Dude kidnaps a girl to make her his, locks all the doors and windows so she can't escape. Even if she runs away, he will find her and "collect" her.

Song is sung from the point of view of the kidnapper.

>>739784374
Young turks?

>>739784374
Trying to run away from a metropolis very quickly

>>739784934
Sounds like a terrible song to begin with

the doomsday clock ticks closer

>>739785315
Nah it's catchy as fuck.

>>739785013
Winrar
>guy is practically dead but he's not actually dead

A young boy with dreadlocks sings about is love for a certain basketball player

>>739785341
Iron Maiden - Where the wild wind Blows ?

>>739785722
fucking close

>>739784374
dude working at car assembly line, steals parts over years, and then builds a car

>>739785341
TWO MINUTES TO MIIIIIIIDNIGHT

Famous painter gets asked to do portraits and the subjects die soon after the portraits are finished.

>>739786009
Cars. Final answer.

Guy decides not to get cucked anymore and stabs a bitch.

different types of trees live their daily lives

>>739786009
Johnny cash one piece at a time

>>739785664
Like Mike?
That's How I Beat Shaq?

>>739787189
Rush The Trees

>>739784374
My dynamite dog is fiery as hell.

>>739787290
Winrar

>>739785211
Metropolis part 1?

A bride-to-be is called out for her slutty behavior, and everyone else at the party is shamed for feigning ignorance.

>>739787391
winner

>>739785664
D Rose

Pretty easy one...

Guy eats pussy on a certain day and gains werewolf powers

Autistic kid acts autistic.

>>739784374
A guy can't decide if his visions of a certain bug are true.

A man who is constantly put down by others as a dumb loser muses on existentialism and the passage of time with a carpe diem mentality.

>>739785341
Countdown to extinction?

>>739788423
loser by beck?

>>739787672
I write sins not tragedies?
I fucking hate that song

>>739788649
No, kind of works though.

>>739784374
a man is required to tell the truth about his body shape preference for sexual partners

A father prays for his fallen son as his son enters the afterlife

>>739788903
tears in heaven?

>>739788901
Sir Mixalot, kek.

>>739789008
right you are

>>739788992
No

>>739785211
Escape the City?

>>739788901
Baby got back

>>739784374
It talks about a point in history that involved a Volcano

Guy drives down the freeway with mouthwash in his eyes then gets assfucked by the police.

>>739788735
So does the artist

>>739785211
running with the wolves?

>>739789249
Pompeii by bastille

>>739789302
Bingo

>>739789262
>FUCK YOU PIG
>FUCK YOU PIG
>FUCK YOU PIG

the scent is the air is that of angsty spirits.

>>739784374
an angsty teenager is surprised that his first relationship didn't last forever

>>739789485
Reeks of adolescent ghosts

>>739789485
>>739789632
that's just the title, not the lyrics
nobody can understand the lyrics though

Guy meets up with some friends and they all fuck an underage chick

A social outcast narrates himself gawking at his crush of the week before dismissing himself on her behalf.

>>739789589
Any pop punk song

a dude fucks his brother's girlfriend.

broken english and i'm just a heartbreaker

>>739789831
Kek'd

a few boys declare that one blended dairy drink is better than theirs.

>>739784374
a man stands apart from a collection of lesser clones of himself

>>739790004
Milkshake by Kelis

In order to get in with "Made Men" a guy rapes a woman with them, only to find out the woman was his mom causing him to lose his shit and an hero off the building

Some guy thinks he's the best and encourages the listeners to clap along

>>739790086
Dance with the Devil

>>739784374
a very intelligent but eccentric man tries to hang out with his street smart neighbors

>>739785211
thunder road?

>>739785341
the FINAL COUNTDOWN

>>739784374
an otherkin was born in a human body but he's really an explosive compound

>>739790272
Yep fucking love that song

A man teaches you his dance.

>>739784374
Parents just dont understand their son. At first they think its drugs, but later think its a mental problem. He asks for a pepsi and instead his parents want to put him in a mental asylum.

Guy gambles a lot and doesn't want to be immortal

Guy gets knocked down, but he gets up again.

>>739788423
bohemian rhapsody?

>>739790809
kek Institutionalized

>>739790883
Nope

>>739790886
Got em

>>739790871
tubthumping

>>739790949
Not even close

>>739790986
perhaps you had a different song in mind, but you posted the lyrics to tubthumping

Astronaut commits suicide in space.

>>739791123
Major Tom?

>>739791175
Close enough.

>>739791123
Space oddity

niggers talking about bitches and money and hating whites

A man euphemistically sings the joys of masturbation.

>>739791175
>>739791249
Yeppers. Space Oddity.

>>739791258
Every rap song ever

>>739791232
Sorry Space Oddity I couldn't remember the name off the top of my head

>>739784934
Wake me up inside - Evanescence

>>739784374
girl goes through her morning routine and is excited about the weekend

Guy gambles all the time and never forgets the Joker

>>739790376
petshop boys opportunities ?

>>739789589
Justin Bieber - Baby ?

>>739790747
david bowie lets dance?

>>739791412
nope
>>739791431
yep

>>739791081

You are right sir, easy as fuck mode engaged

>>739784934
One of the two-faced charade songs?

>>739791392
Frayday

People are acting like they forgot about Dr dre

>>739791392
LOL Rebecca Black Friday.

>>739791392
Tik tok by Kesha

>>739785341
EEEEEEYEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEA
HAAAAALOWED BEE THY NAAAAAME

>>739790835
lenard cohen : the stranger

A man is bored at home and tries to pass time by masturbating only to continue being bored

>>739791637
Not close at all

>>739790835
Ace of spades yo

A song about war in israel, ridiculing US soldiers and making fun of ''sheep''

Another softball:

A shy man sees his high school crush in Playboy and flips out.

A man gets cucked to the sound of the most iconic guitar riff of the 2000's

>>739791673
Green Day - Longview

>>739791703
Fuck yeah my brother

>>739791673
Brain stew

>>739791729
>2000
>guitar riff
wat

>>739791742
Yes sir

>>739790437
Nope, more autistic

>>739791722
Centrefold-J Geils Band

Russian white faggot acting like a nigger, fucking bitches, getting money, smoking weed.

>>739789067
Yea

>>739791277
longview?

>>739791729
scotty doesn't know

>>739791801
Close

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Zero is a little more important than you think, it could even save you.
>pic cosmically related

>>739791899
Correct.

>>739791277
Turning Japanese

Guy goes down the road to try and catch a ride but everyone ignores him

>>739784934
Every Breath You Take? Not sure if that's the title

Straight from the 90's:

A funny Canadian man ruminates on the things he'd purchase if he suddenly had a lot of money.

>>739791901
CУКA БЛЯTЬ ЭTO ЖE EБAHHЫ CУКA КИЗAPУ HAХУЙ! PAШA MOCT BAHTEД CУКA!

>>739784374
>Nigger compares himself to a bunch of world leaders
>guitarist frantically shredds for a minute half way through

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>>739784374
>Shooting a Muslim.

nigger is mad at niglet baby thats not even his and it happens to be the niglets birthday

>>739792339
Cult of Personality
Living Colour is dope as hell

>>739791960
>>739792106

Both no. It's an 80's song, the title is the euphemism.
I could also word it this way:
>Man can't find a dance partner, but he's OK with that because he's just as happy dancing alone.

>>739792463
winrar
>hippie sings about a strain of weed while playing guitar

>>739784374
>nigger robs a bank
>goes to fuck a chick
>thatsabenis.jpg

closet fag wants to an hero

>>739792595
purple haze

>>739784374
a young shepherd girl bonds with her animal

>>739792415
Billie Jean?

>>739792812
Winrar

>>739792963
nope

>>739793288
Hendrix said himself purple haze isn't about drugs so you're both wrong.

>>739793679
testify?

>>739793280
"Juicy" The Notorious B.I.G.

>>739793679
Every song of Rage Against the Machine?

>>739793679
Fuck Tha Police

>>739793679
You didn't mention niggers, but is it NWA - Fuk da police?

>>739793679
Hawkwind - The Psychedelic Warlords

>>739784374
a man's lover moves him like an obsolete audio storage medium

Guy in car tells woman he loves her so he can get laid and regrets it till the end of time.

>>739794032
Outkast hey ya!

Fat dude gets pussy

>>739792586
Dancing with myself

>>739794146
on the right track, but polaroids were for images

A homeless woman speaks to a man who's passing by

>>739794218
Yikes, missed the "audio" part.
Hint?

>>739794032
You Spin Me Right Round Baby Right Round Like a Record Baby Right Round Round Round.

>>739794449
>>739794455
Well, shit

>>739794381
another day in paradise

>>739794171
Well done.

>>739794455
right you are

>>739792708
Eazy-E Nobody Move?

>>739794512
winrar

>>739785315
Anything Linkin Park?

>>739784374
A little serenade

>>739794661
Ha, wasn't even trying to make a song, but winrar

>>739794541
nope

>>739794584
Winrara

man talks about doing a certain dance and hiding drugs on his person

Two irishmen are accosted by recruiters for the british army; they beat the recruiters senseless.

A friend of Michael Jackson believes his privacy has been violated

Guy buys a haunted car from a military widow.

>>739794116
meatloaf - paradise by a dashboard light

>>739788901
Fat bottomed girls?

>>739795358
Arthur Mcbride

>>739784374
men and women of all ages continue to avoid death

>>739789785
Teenage Dirtbag?

>>739795663
baby got back is what i was looking for, though fat bottomed girls is close

>>739790582
TNT - ACDC

>>739790747
Hokey Pokey!

>>739795793
yep, glad someone finally got this

>>739795689
yep

>>739795716
stayin alive

>>739795464
Rockwell, Somebody's Watching Me.
(Good one btw.)

>>739795572
well played.

Man tries to cheat on wife but ends up cheating on her with her.

>>739795914
winrar

>>739795716
Alphaville, Forever Young.

One moving quickly on foot at night during the 90s

Everyone's sad about my dead brother, I guess I should just go to hel myself and bring him back.

Fuck you Biggie

>>739795918
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
Rupert Holmes.

>>739795887
right