Ok anons t-today is the day! Roll trips and i'll s-show

>>739755784
Here ya go

seems like a lie but ok

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>>739755784
but weve seen it already

Do it

>>739755914
Nah its not

K

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>>739755992
I dont think so

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>>739756809
F-femenine penis is not gay d-dear

All dicks are gay, get over it

>>739757780
nah shut up faggot

d-d-doubting you'll post anything fag

>>739758111
we got a trip, post the dick boi

>>739758488
>>739758399
roll

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>>739758111
time to show peener

>>739755784
roll-ing

>>739758111
WINRAR

>>739755784
i can smell the trips already

never

>>739755784
post it cunt, we got a trip

Feminine peniss best peniss

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deliver already stop wasting peoples time

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>>739758111

Post eeeeeeeeeeeeitttt!

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>>739758111
So?

>>739758111
Alice! NAOW POST!

>>739759502
fuck
what

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You're all retarded.

>>739759502
Holy shit

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>>739759617
You never leave

>>739759502
The doctor who made your tits should be fucking hanged, what a disgrace.

>summer

rolling for a second?

Inb4 we get nothing because she's a girl

>>739757291
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: CeltyPlays
Twitch: CeltyPlays
Youtube: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>739759886
>>739759574
how are yall so slow

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>>739759922
Oh d-don't mind them Revy.

>>739759722
.. shut up
I work a full time job and.. sleep

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>>739759502
Why would Alice suddenly show her face, She has a feminine voice and always claims she isn't a trap.

>>739759502
Holy shit, that is one terrible titjob.

>>739759947
miss alice is that you?

>>739755784
not interested but posting for those who are

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>>739759974
I w-wouldn't, because t-this isn't me.

>>739759984
Yes, j-just came to see this silly t-thread impersonating me <4

>>739759502
I hope that's shooped because those tits look shooped.

>>739759974
you're not bright are you?

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>>739759502

>>739759947
Wasn't me this time. Ha!

>>739759502
tits are worse than alice's, nice try though

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>>739760060
Oh s-shut up and behold my AT field.

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>>739760082
What a c-compliment <4 Thank y-you Anonymous <4

>>739759974
>she

>>739759974
Feminine voice? Are you shitting me? Sounds like a guy doing an impression of an old woman.

>>739759502
Am I gay if I'm getting aroused by this?

>>739760014
<3

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>>739760136
C-clearly you've n-never heard my application t-to a VA position <4

>>739760145
yes

>>739759502

My dick is confused

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>>739760195
Why are your stream mods hardcore white knights?

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>>739760136
H-here: http://vocaroo.com/i/s07czUyyUqjX

>>739760180
<4

>>739760356
*blinks* W-why would you c-come into a stream, scream t-that the streamer is a t-trap, and expect t-to stay in?

>>739760356
Bc mistrezz Alice gives us the bestest cummies!

>>739760195
This was yesterdays shit. Come on...

>>739760411
MY FUCKING DICK

jesus
so this aberration is actually a guy?
i cant belive

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>>739760436
H-how about something much older t-then? It isn't l-like I shoot these constantly.

>>739760411
wew, miss alice

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>>739760493
N-no, I'm not. Someone is t-trolling me by making t-this thread.

Also, fuck you aberration. Jesus christ, you kiss your mother with that mouth, you degenerate?

anooooooooooon, where can I find souuuuurrrce

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>>739760126
You're welcome. Though you'll probably never convince everybody that you aren't a trap

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>>739760543
H-here was one of m-my other lines: s0F38EuZdxCu

>>739760411
That's not the Alice I've heard.

>>739760626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F38EuZdxCu

woops, messed that up

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What a filthy, attention seeking whore. I'd imagine the worst thing to be ignoring you, what a desperate cry for attention this is.

Please, end yourself. You are filth, vile, and it is amazing how people come to worship this type of egotistical bullshit all for the hope of seeing some ass or dick or something.

You really are worthless, I'm willing to bet anyone looking at you could easily and definitely could find anyone better.

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>>739760411
Because this is 4chan and every female is a trap. But a day ban?

Traps must be purge!

you fucking avatarfags are ruining my thread

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>>739760411
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07czUyyUqjX
Nice!

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>>739760643
S-sorry, but that's my voice d-dear <4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nIURRhxlXh

If you want t-to confirm, feel f-free to check out my youtube: https://www.youtube.com/celtyplays

>>739760728
Yeah, t-that isn't even me but I c-can tell you are dumb as hell b-boy <4

>>739760748
I'm n-not a trap dear <4

>>739760685
>>739760728

Wow that fit perfectly. You really are one salty ass fucking nigger, anon.

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>>739760728
Shut the fuck up, nigger

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>>739760764
You p-pretending to be me is s-silly <4

>>739760728
It's not about her. It's about having someone fill the role she currently fills. For the orbiters or the people who rage at them and her, there has to be someone there, at some point.

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>>739760728
Rough day mate?

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>>739760685
>>739760728

>>739760794
a-anon be my friend and teach me how to be a q t-trap?

>>739760728
keep crying bitch nigger

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>>739760892
I'm Alice, and I w-wouldn't know how t-to be a trap <4

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This fuckin' site man, why do I still visit it?

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>>739760794
Trap until proven otherwise, but I realize you're not a trap.

>>739760833
why are you such a pathetic whiteknight?

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(img)chilli

TASTY pizza

>>739760847
welp it was funny

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>>739760964
I've p-proven otherwise dear <4

>>739761002
Would eat the fuck out of the pizza in the pic

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>>739761025
W-what do you have against me, Anonymous?

>>739760728
Fuck you nigger

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>>739761002

>>739760930
teach me how to be cute :(

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>>739761153
I w-wouldn't know, as I am n-not cute.

>>739760978
It isn't really white knighting when I don't want anything from anyone..
Furthermore I was just complying with the post above.

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>>739761032
You cant possibly be talking about real undeniable prove! Did I miss something?

>>739761142
Why not, there's nothing to be afraid of.

>>739761188
Alice, p-please

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>>739760978
I know you have Alice.
I know

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>>739761278
Did y-you perhaps reply t-to the wrong person?

>>739761272
P-please what?

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>>739760685
>>739760728
filthy nigger btfo hahahahah

>>739761032
ay yo your voice doesnt count
your pussy does

>>739755784
Alex pls stop.

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>>739760411
sounds 400% fag/sissy boi trying very hard

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>>739761463
Oh I'm s-sorry, do you do a genital check on every w-woman you see?

If so, where do you live? I could move. Does it have good schools?

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>>739761533
W-we just identified an honest t-to god homosexual here boys!

>>739761358
h-help me be cute :(

>>739761079
what?
absolutely nothing... im just bored

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>>739761358
Yes

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wtf is going on in this thread

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What is this, who am I

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>>739755784

>>739761609
wtf with that stuttering? you got crooked teeth irl fag?

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>>739761695
S-surely there are better p-people to stir shit against? And w-why my gender?

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>>739761775
I'm a b-biological female, s-sorry <4

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>>739761556
is all im hearing! a birth certificate also counts.

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>>739761855
You c-check all womens birth certificates? I d-don't think HIPAA would b-be okay with that <4

>>739760321
Faggot.

>>739761815
you are cunt for sure

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>>739761985
I n-never said I was nice Anonymous <4 M-merely kind.

I am more surprised by the fact that you have been doing cooking threads for years while impersonating this alice character then anything in this thread.

>>739761796
stir shit against rlly??
everyone knws alice is a grill and the whole trap thing is a meme and you overreact

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>>739761893
What do i look like to you? A Laywer!? All of us came here to know if we actually fap to a man instead of a woman, now we are once again left in the dark. Let us weep

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>>739762196
W-what can I say? I l-love anonymous <4

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Still doing this, eh?

>>739761985
I don't even feel sorry that you were abused as a kid, just annoyed a bit someone didn't finish your fucking life earlier

>>739759502
not even oc lol

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>>739762233
You f-fap to a biological woman dear.

>>739762209
I t-think you overestimate t-the intelligence of most /b/tards

anon teach me to be a girl :(

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>>739762525
Eh, im convinced, off again once more then. Have a ggreat day/knight.

Where's the PINGY

>>739762714
it'll appear when you chuck the bengis

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>>739763355
Dubdubs are rarer than trips.

>>739763458
Show cawk

>>739755784
inb4 this is the real alice

>>739762525
Alice you are a beautiful young woman. Keep helping people and fighting the good fight. I wish there were more beautiful souls like yourself. Hugs and kisses xoxo

>>739763682
the real alice was in the thread, but she wasnt op

what's the fascination with this annoying faggot

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>>739763682

Depends on what you define "real" as

>>739760195
from 24 hours ago.

>>739763777
Trips of truth, fight for our REAL Alice!

>>739763777
I came

>>739764022
same

>>739764084
The real Alice is so wonderful, practically an angel on earth

>>739757291
She has the most killer fucking legs
Hnnnnnggggg

>>739764227
She's the best

>>739764227
I know. I want to give something to her in return for her kindness because man, is she kind. Puzzling is that she declines any kind of help, downplays thank yous, etc.

I wonder what's the reason "why" she does all this. Some people want recognition, which she hates. Some feel good about themselves, something that she denies. So what's her satisfaction in all this?

>>739764418
Come back to us Alice!

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>>739764493
You c-could just ask me you know.

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>>739764493

This has been going on for years, you'll learn if you watch.

>>739764493
Perhaps it's just that she wants to help, maybe she's in a better place than she has been and she wants to help get others to a better place in life. Dunno. honestly the most useful thing to do is either do the patreon thing or twitch subscription

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>>739764615

>Perhaps it's just that she wants to help

It's not lol

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whoa haha
hey colbert

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>>739764957
Quite s-sure it is dear <4

>>739764554
1. I cannot confirm with certainty that you're Alice, or an Alice.
2. I have asked in the past, and received ambiguous and simple responses.

>>739764615
Maybe. I might even be a supporter of hers. But somehow I doubt monetary help is what she wants as recognition.

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>>739765088
That's s-simply because the question is wrong <4

I don't want recognition and I don't do this for that.

>>739765088
I'm pretty sure that's the real alice, like 99.768% sure

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>>739765070

Yo

>>739765081

You sure about that buddy?

>>739765088

No, it's not THAT Alice.

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>>739765181
H-how did you determine that percentage?
What are your error b-bars?

>>739765197
I'm q-quite sure if you c-come to my chat I c-can confirm it's THAT Alice.

https://anekiho.me/chat2

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Oh man this folder

>>739765146
How about a new shot of your lovely legs? I simply can't get enough of them!!!

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>>739765255

I was assuming he was talking about your predecessor.

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>>739765283
G-get out of my kamina glasses f-folder.

>>739765333
Reimu and I are w-watching LP's right n-now.
I could j-just ask her.

>>739765255
can you fucking kys already?
could you livestream it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj6wogOddhU

>>739765197
dude how have you been? would it be weird if i said i kind of missed you?

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>>739765400
I c-could <4
I won't though.

>>739764554
WHY?

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>>739765455
B-because <4

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>>739765371

W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-why?

>>739765401

Working, living

It would be, incredibly so.

>>739765146
See?
I know already that recognition and thank yous and money isn't the goal.

And I know that doing every thing she does, doesn't even give her satisfaction, good feeling, or pleasure.

Some rare people help others out of pure altruism. PURE. Most humans get satisfaction from helping. Not Alice it seems by her answers so far.

So the "why" remains in place.

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>>739765507
B-because someone n-needs to do it, and n-no one else is here right now. S-so I'm doing it.

>>739765255
nothing fancy, it's just that nothing in life is 100% sure.

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>>739765489
hey so like what brings u to the alice thing my man?

>>739765434
alice buy me a 4chen pass cant spam a shit
lately captcha has been so fucked

>>739765571
But is this really the best way? It's like giving drug addicts their drugs back because they feel bad without them. You might be encouraging bad behavior.

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>>739765679
I f-find that analogy particularly poor.

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>>739765664

I'm bored

Also, I've been to the Alice thing plenty of times

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hey alice
notice me dude! haha

>>739765731
You're not helping people improve, you're giving them a reason to wallow in self-pity.