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>be driving by park >see little girl >quickly put her

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>be driving by park
>see little girl
>quickly put her in your van
>you go to tear her shirt off and see this picture of her dad

Wat do?
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>>739737923
Fucking kill myself for being a pedophile
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>>739737923
He's barely even taller then her
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>>739737923
Rape her so hard she dies and send her dad a t-shirt with a picture of her deviled corpse that says "look out dad, this is my fleshlight"
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Lol
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>>739737923
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>>739737923
i would keep driving out of the state
rape her little pussy
lock her in a cage
get an enema device
clean her out
rape her ass until she starves to death
put the t-shirt back on her withered corpse
dump her outside a fire station in the state she was from.
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>>739737923
The fuck would you care if you randomly found her. If you're good enough at raping, your won't let her see anything that would tip the police off to you specifically
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>>739737923
>>739738601
Glad my parents never compensated and are of a generation more evolved. Hopefully he sees the light and spares his daughter disappointment. He is an awkward fuck, LOL.
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>>739737923
the only thing relevant about the shirt is that it is a slight boner killer because it is a picture of a guy and not something cute.
it's not like she will ever wear a scrap of clothing in her life ever again after she takes a ride in my party van
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>>739738885
thats such a cute butt.
too bad child labor laws say that i cant open a club with little girls cage dancing is cute costumes.
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>>739737923
take her back safely and rape her dad
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Her dad is a tattooed degenerate piece of shit? Why would I be scared of some peacocking pansy faggot?
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>>739737923
Manlet pose spotted, super manlet.... not even barely taller he's barely even wider
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>>739737923
I guarantee she becomes a huge slut because he's an overprotective fuckwad.
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>>739737923
This humiliaripn is basically encouraging this manlets daughter to have black babies out of spite.
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>>739740758
*humiliation
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Ugh this is repressive
Hope that dad figured out this is stupid and didn't make her wear it in public
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>>739740237
Marriage in the Judaic religion was about spending a night together in the same tent.

It had nothing to do with ceremony or government paperwork.

If you had "premarital sex" you were now married.

Do you honestly think God checks paperwork?
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>>739737923
Fuck now consequences later
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fap to daddy
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>>739737923
Has she got a younger brother?
I don't really like girls.
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>>739737923
the shirt says i see my daughter as a sex object and as my property. i mean the way he touches her arm. yuck
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>>739737923
the dude looks like a manlet

5'6'' 190 im guessing

i am 6'3'' 210
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>>739741293
wow you're so much better than him
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>>739741371
yeah i am
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>>739741371
kek
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>>739737923
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Could somebody PLEASE photoshop their heads onto the other's body?
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The dad probably does the deed for me
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>>739741873
And of course change the shirt picture accordingly.
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>>739741249
you're fucking gross. little girls are where it's at.
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>>739741849
why does she look cuter as her dad
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>>739742122
Kettle, black.
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>>739742269
no
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>>739742269
LOOOOOOOOL
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>>739742052
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>>739741790
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>>739742555
and put her face on his body andl also on her shirt.
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>>739742911
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>>739737923
That's some premium dilf. would get punished/10
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>>739737923
I'd drive her safely home so I can see the sexy beast that is her father,
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>>739742257
it is mostly different. he likes little boys so he is gay. i just like little girls because i am a monster. i would rather be a monster than a fag
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>>739743104
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>>739741293
> 210

How much of that is your ass and gut though? Captain neckbeard.
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>>739740023
go fuck yourself you fucking sick faggot
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is that girl 18? if she is 18 i would much want the to fuck her. if she not 18, that gross and not wanting to fuck because gross not 18.
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>>739743786
>>739743825
> ITT newfriends.
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>>739741293
6'4" 260

You're both lil bitches
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>>739743964

Most guys don't actually know their exact height and often lie about it.

I'd put money on the fact that you're average height and overweight. That guy would murder you. Being heavy doesn't necessarily make you a good fighter, just less mobile.
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>>739743964
I'm 6'8" and 400 lbs, fag.
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>>739744198
See above.
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>>739738601
>"Daddy doesn't know his precious little girl has already been broken in by Jaquavious and his friends.
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>>739744198
I'm 8'4" and 600 lbs of pure muscle.
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>>739744198
>>739744232

Samefag.
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>>739740758
>humiliaripn
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7'6'' 540 lbs reporting in
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>>739744198
I'm 11'2" and 680 lbs tag
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30 meters tall, not even height, dick. 3 tonne dick too.
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>>739744416
Wrongfag
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>>739737923
Rape her
Cum on her dads face on the shirt
Let her go
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Red leader reporting in
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I'm 18.3m and 57.2t, you are not Gundam.
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>>739744623
You forgot your pic, Porkins.
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>>739744565
see above
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>>739738218
It only looks that way because of prospective and how they're standing.
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340 centimeters 600 kilograms reporting for raep duty
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>>739744198
im 5'6" and 360 lbs.
my power is condensed like a fucking star.
I have such control of my muscles that i can make ripples in my muscles just my hitting my belly.
My ascendancy is real, for I cannot be overtaken by the waves. I am the flotsam, I am a floater.
Fear my cunning as I hide weapons and previsions in my muscle crevasses. A cookie under my left pec flap, a knife under the right.
You cannot escape behind doorways. My might is flexible and universal. I can fit through most doorways and reach my target. I can travel on all flat terrain. My scooter is based, my form is infinite.
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>>739737923
Dads like this want to fuck their daughters. Since they can't, no one can.

It's fuckin gross.
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>>739744623
RED OCTOBER STANDING BY
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>>739744717
>prospective
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>>739740023
Kill yourself
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>>739744788
I guess dubs don't lie.
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>>739744198
Hafthor is that you?
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>>739744970
Watch this sucker
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>>739744911
I'm a photographer and you're an idiot. Having people stand either back and behind or in front of and forward is a real common way to make someone look taller or shorter.
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>>739744970
YOU JUST WATCH YOURSELF.
WE'RE WANTED MEN. I'VE GOT THE DEATH SENTENCE ON TWELVE SYSTEMS.
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>>739744919
i dont necessarily mean all skimpy costumes.
yeah, some would be like a metal bikini, but some would be like a dinosaur or bear fully body plush costume where you could only see their faces.
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>>739745335
that's "PERspective" not "PROspective"
>and you're an idiot.
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>>739745399
Or naked.
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>>739745410
OMG. I made a typo. Please crucify me. I'm on a phone mate. Take your grammar/spelling nazi ass and jump off a bridge.
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>>739745410
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>>739744575
>caring this much about being called a samefag

They need to get rid of (You)s
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>>739737923
Fuck, I want his dad to fuck my ass.
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>>739745526
How about take some time from sucking dick to dedicate 2 seconds towards stopping yourself look like a mongoloid?
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>>739737923
>Wat do?
Not be a pedofile in the first place?
Would be a good start, I guess.
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>>739745561
Because taking a screenshot takes such a long time.
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>>739745456
i was talking about the cage dancers in the main room.
the nakedness would be in the first sublevel where naked waitresses would deliver drinks and whatnot.
also obligatory prostitution would occur.
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>>739744575
Screen shots don't mean shit mate. Anyone with a half a brain can edit element and remove or add anything to a page and take a screen shot.
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>>739745652
you can't just not be a pedo if you are one.
you can not break laws, but when you see a sexy 13 y/o you can't not think about dat ass.
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>>739745526
>claim to be photographer
>can't spell perspective
>filthy phoneposter
taking selfies with your iphone does not make you a photographer. It's not just that your phone autocorrected you, you didn't even notice the wrong spelling when I greentexted it, just admit you didn't know how to spell it and stop embarrassing yourseelf.
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>>739738285
Topkek.png
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>>739737923

>When autistic manchildren have children
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>>739745761
I would classify this as a "less optimal" start.
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>>739743786
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>>739737923
Found his facebook. I wanna fuck his ass so bad
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>>739745845
I probably make more in a day taking photos of half naked women than you make all year flipping burgers at McDonalds. Kys. Only man children make such a huge fucking deal out of a typo.
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>>739746090
gimme the girls facebook.
imma haxxor it
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>>739745875
i dont know what you mean
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>>739745707
Do you not find it odd that I was responding to the poster saying "see above"? as in,, referring to the post above his.
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>>739746211
>Not be a pedofile in the first place?
>Would be a good start, I guess.

>you can not break laws, but when you see a sexy 13 y/o you can't not think about dat ass.
this is less optimal than not being one in the first place.
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>>739746165
>get called out on retarted spelling error
>YEAH WELL I'M RICH AND SURROUNDED BY NAKED CHICKS ALL DAY AND....
lololol
next tell me about your navy seal experience and how you're gonna backtrace me and kill me for outing your illiteracy.
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realize i'm a loser lolifag, then kill myself.
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>>739746342
I never said I was rich moron, just better than you. You really are an autistic man child. Go back to your job as a fluffer for b rated porn flicks. Once again anyone who flips their shit this much over a typo is autistic.
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>>739745630
How about you stop you're autistic screeching over a misspelled word.
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>>739746604
>anyone who flips their shit this much over a typo is autistic
I'd have to agree with you there.
But I'm not the one who's flipping his shit.
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>>739745845
>calls someone else out over a misspelled word
>misspells an even easier word

And that kids is irony. Idiot
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>>739746744
Not even the person you responded to the first few times. I just anted you to know that most people will think you're an idiot if you're too cool to check your spelling.

If you don't have time to check, how do you have time to type it?
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>>739746884
I meant to type you'reself, but got the e in the wrong place.
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>>739743825
>not living in a country where 16 year olds are legal
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>>739746317
sometimes i wonder what started it.
I know i was attracted to my female classmates since i was in like, 3rd grade.
watching law & order with my mom made cp seem like the best thing ever because of how many people on the show would risk everything just to have it.
i was slightly diddled, nothing too bad, but still something that i would have preferred not have happened.
maybe i am just not as indoctrinated as the average person and understand that courting a younger girl is natural. hardcore sex is bad for their heath, but imprinting on them is awesome and happens the most when they are like 12.
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>>739746884
thats not irony
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>>739747064
No one cares about spelling on 4chan dude. It's fucking 4chan. Only autistic people give a damn.
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>>739747134
Murder and shitting in the streets is natural but it doesn't make it okay
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>>739747119
well i actually live in a state where 16 y/o are legal, but they are essentially illegal.
i could fuck a 16 y/o, but if her parents are not happy they could press corruption charges.
if they could convince a court that i made the girl commit/plan a crime, do worse at school, have a generally worse attitude, or pretty much anything that they feel constitutes corruption, I could be charged with corruption of a minor.
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>>739747254
>get told off for shitty spelling
>"no one cares about spelling"
I think you may be retarded
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>>739737923
Ask her dad out
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>>739747264
that is only because we have toilets and prisons.
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>>739747350
>corruption charges
That's the dumbest shit
Either have the age of consent at 16 or don't have it. Laws shouldn't be so wishy washy.
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>>739747089
Nah brah. You're a fucking illiterate monogoid who deserves to die. Don't make excuses.
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>>739747461
the fuck bitches index.
their website is fbi.com
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>>739737923
She looks like she wants to die
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>>739739016

>If you're good enough at raping
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>>739747531
It's fbi.gov, newfag.

You tryin to get him v&?
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>>739737923
"your dad's a fag, wanna fuck?"
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Yep. Controlling. Dominating dad. Forced to wear dumb shirt. Even if joke. On internet forever.
What are the odds of this girl growing up and doing everything to rebel against her dad?
This pic is a future "before", in a before/after.
I'm sure someone has told him this, and he is now filled with regret. Too late bud.
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>>739747493
it is because in the US you are property of your parents until you turn 18. Everything you have belongs to them.
well, that is why this charge is often used.
the main thing that is seen is people supplying tobacco or alcohol to the minor, or the minor skipping school to be with the older person.
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>>739747376
I'm not the same person you fucking moron. I'm the guy who called you out about making a typo after you went fucking ape calling someone else out about one. Please kill yourself.
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>>739747526
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>>739747679
the fbi is being privatized to raise money for trumps lawyers. it is becoming .com in a few weeks.
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>>739740995
God knows all and you will be punished for all the things you think he thinks he hates.
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>>739737923
Drive her home in that shit instead of changing it for her. Why else would I be picking up a child from a park
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>>739743786
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/b/ at what age is it normal for teenage girls to be attractive
What's the line between normal and pedo
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>>739748128
>the line between normal and pedo
ephebophile
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>>739737923
I marry her dad
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>>739745536
The "argument" was that the "professional photographer" fucked the word up. He didn't just misspell it, he butchered it. The guy also never said that it wasn't perspective.
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>>739740023
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>>739737923
I would put HIM in my van. Rim that protective daddy ass all night long.
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>>739748128
when girls start puberty their bodies try to attract mates.
like a year or two after they start puberty they are pretty much ready to bear a child.
a year after that they could push a baby out wthout dying.
so like 14~15
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>>739737923
fuck you sick fuck
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Just kidnapped her to get to dad anyway
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>>739748167
I dip to hebe because if I'm being honest with myself some look hot
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>>739748337
>He didn't just misspell it, he butchered it
Prospective actually is a word, though. That's why his phone didn't catch it.
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>>739748345
?
i can say whatever i want as long as i dont actively or conspire to break a law. im just saying that it would be nice.
it would also be nice to be a billionaire drug lord. im not one, nor am i trying to be one.
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>>739737923
Rape him too.
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>>739745658
Not accusing, but screencaps can be altered, and that doesn't take long either.
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>>739744500
>>739744198
>>739743964
>>739744333
>>739744474

>sub 14'2 manlets

LMAOing @ your life
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>>739740371
>implying your not scared of people with tattoos
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>>739748521
It's normal for men to be attracted to teens and even some tweens. In America girls grow up fast. I went to school with girls that had bigger boobs in 7th grade than most Asian chicks I see on campus nowadays. Being emotionally attracted to children however is not normal
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>>739749357
yeah. young girls are terrible for actual relationships.
they are short sighted and dumb with no personality.
completely materialistic and driven purely by emotions.
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>>739749205

body art is subhuman

subhumans can be physically imposing, but they are bad at hide-and-seek
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>>739737993
KYS for being a moralistic asswipe.
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>>739749478
i think you meant all girls
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>>739740023
dammit anon
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>>739742269
lol looks like she is wearing a mask of him.
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>>739749584
I know this all too well anon
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>>739737923
Seek help or kill your self pedo fuck.
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>>739740023
just watch dance moms like all the other perverts, you queer
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>>739737923
Don't stop.

Use shirt to clean up.
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I too am an Alpha-Beta.
I have strong ape shoulders and can outwrestle anybody
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>>739749529
so you hide and scurry like a rat, or a cockroach maybe. yeah i know your kind.
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>not being 400+ feet and weighing over 10'000 lsb
Stop trying faggots
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>wat do?

Report thread to FBI
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>>739749531
>uses moral argument against the idea of morals
fuck off. you are a menace to society. it has nothing to do with morals, the world is just better without your kind.
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>>739746178
>imma haxxor it

>I will just guess her password because thats how a hacker works
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