Just a thread I ran over a cat with my bike, it didn't die, but it fucked up my back wheel and now I kinda wish it did die. Mother fucker.
tenshi claimed
uwu
>>739726187
hello uwu how's u?
>>739726146
tenshi is not happy about u op
>>739726444
she would be upset too if she had to talk 60 miles in this heat because of some cat
hi angel
>>739726999
hi anon good afternoon
>>739726146
just a cat i ran over with my thread bike
oshitwaddup?
>>739726146
>it fucked up my back wheel
how?
t. somewhat of a bike mechanic, perhaps i can help
>>739727130
yeah i flew off my bike too and messed up my shoulder, i tried running after the cat but it was too fast
now i'm just walking back home
>>739727425
i don't know it just happened so fast the wheel needs to be replaced
>>739727061
good afternoon
>>739727745
whacha doing?
>>739727612
cat still alive? i ran over a neighbors dog one time coming home late from work. felt super bad. it was def kil
>>739727890
nothing
claimed
Here I am
>>739728087
nothing to be sad about if it was an accident :(
and yeah that cat just sprung up, saw me coming and ran away
>>739728122
you have to be doing something lol
>>739728539
cute and cute
>>739728666
nice satan
>>739728794
no im actually not doing anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BId77GLtrM
>>739728794
It's cool I guess
>>739728666
HOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHECKED
>>739729137
Uh thanks
Stop posting cutes
https://youtu.be/_c1NJQ0UP_Q
>>739729136
damn wasnt that the scene where she said to 2 guys that shes going to take a shit? that was so awkward in the anime
>>739729926
Mew
cute cat. im out of cat pictures goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsPyau_Fbw8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yPTCzRCimo
>>739726146
>>739726146
Aw thats a shame how much is it going to cost to get it repaired
>>739728539
Witch one there both so good
>>739728666
Hi tomo
>>739729734
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>739728947
lol well today is a really nice day maybe go for a short walk?
>>739729136
you don't seem impressed by your accomplishment
>>739729448
you first
>>739729459
hey steve
>>739730078
good
>>739730863
stop
>>739730867
I don't know but there is a bike shop a few miles away, i'm quickly walking there now
>>739731162
I don't like going outside
>>739731162
just kidding, my name's not steve
>>739730737
>>739730863
>>739730932
BE GONE
>>739731162
Tats good I hope it is going to be on, a new wheel costs like $40 normally I think. I think I have taken care of the cats with this>>739731365
>>739731310
Hi Steve, uwu
>>739729556
That it was she is such a cute
>>739730867
Hey
>>739731162
I didn't do anything
>>739732074
So how are you cute?
>>739731304
really? going out for a walk is the best
>>739731310
then who are you?! i need an adult
>>739731554
man that cat scared the crap out of me too.
helmets don't to anything!
>>739732416
with someone maybe
>>739732633
Going on a walk with me isn't the best -_-
>>739732633
why with someone?
>>739732416
I disagree I would likely be dead if it want wearing my lid
Best German CV claimed
>Im summoning Arisu
>>739732822
everything is much more tolerable with someone else
>>739732702
not sure who you are but it's still better than alone
>>739732843
I was already here, Grafuuuuu
>>739732974
I'm someone -_-
>>739726146
Hi angel by the way
>>739733148
then yes it would be fine :(
>>739733398
You wouldn't want to go for a walk with Someone uwu
>>739733448
why not
>>739732288
Playing final fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOMXXVOYSbU
>>739733398
It wouldn't ;-;
>>739734152
why not :(
>>739726146
The cat will come back for revenge
>>739734348
I hope
>>739731922
>>739732416
bye, i'm steve
>>739734486
Hi, I'm not Steve uwu
>>739734189
Why would it ;-;
>>739733900
Witch one?
>>739732843
Aw why no skull on hat?
>>739732837
oh i'm talking about a bicycle not a motorcycle @@
>>739732843
is that a boat?
>>739732974
why id that? if you don't mind me asking
>>739733148
hi anon2! enjoying your day?
>not sure if wifi is slow or 4chan
>>739734536
because you're fine :(
>>739734591
that's just how it is
im tired of doing everything alone
>>739734591
Why am I anon2?
No ;-;
>>739734812
I'm not though :(
>>739734997
yes you're more than fine anon2 :(
>>739734517
https://youtu.be/g02WKrWjUgA
>>739734589
14
>>739735109
Classic
>>739735137
i don't wanna go to school is my favorite probably
>>739735346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs
>>739735413
that's a good video, great jingles in it
>>739734591
I know but still helmets are important, they just need to get better designs for bicycle ones
>>739735127
Never played it, that one is that the mmo one?
>foxxy claimu
Well I can say I'm not disappointed, Destiny 2 really stepped up and managed to thoroughly let me down, as expected
Maybe the'll abandon the "MLG PvP balance" before release though and fix the game
>>739735072
Kill yourself >.<
Getting harder to evade.
>>739735616
Yeah it is
>>739735805
I think about it a lot but I don't want to make my family go through this >.<
>>739735879
Evade what? being B&
>>739735895
What race and class you playing I am looking it up now
>>739736083
Why not ? >_<
>>739736389
seems like there would be more bad than good impacts, even if it meant relieving me >_<
Bill Wurtz seems to use the same gags in every video and I don't find his lol random humor funny
>>739736543
Is this mcmuffin? uwu
>>739736240
Black mage and an Elezen
>>739736677
no uwu
>>739736804
Oh I thowought he became less retarded
Who r u?
>>739736619
he makes good music
>>739737171
Do you mean the jingles in his videos or does he actually make music?
>>739737134
someone differently retarded :(
>>739737302
He has the jingles in his history videos but also the alphabet shuffle, i don't wanna go to school, you're free to do whatever you want to and others
>>739737338
Ddddukeeeee?
>>739737553
no :(
damn it everyone is a :( poster now
:(
>>739737737
You're not retarded though :)
>>739726146
>it didn't die, but it fucked up my back wheel and now I kinda wish it did die
I hope you get ran over by a truck and the guy says the same thing about you as he drives away.
>>739737965
yes :(
>>739738169
No :)
>>739735879
Thats why you gotta dodge holmes.
>>739736773
Sounds like that is quite the good combo, with the race and class
>>739737351
Hi
>>739737990
Aw that's cute
Ohaiyou niggers. I need entertainment, what are you fags watching?
>>739738835
Me play Skyrim
Very poorly, I might add
Galko claimed.
>>739738835
>edgy faggot
>greets people by nigger
>calls them fags
please leave I can't handle this cringe
>>739738910
I haven't played any of the elder scrolls games. All I know about it is that there are dragons and memes.
>>739739043
That's cringy but us marrying 2D wives isn't? You got some odd standards man.
>>739739536
Arrow to the knee Fus Ro dah and all that jajaja
I can't really play it with melee weapons because they're extremely boring though, like swinging baseball bats at varying speeds
>>739739536
1. People aren't that cringey about it. Posting a pic of an anime girl with the words claimed isn't very cringey.
2. I never said it wasn't. Just said I couldn't handle the cringe. From you claiming Tomoko, your edge, and Tomoko, that adds up a lot of cringe.
>>739739536
>Likes Tomoko
>Doesn't have odd standards
:thinking:
>>739738381
Yeah it's good for my class
>>739739795
Fus ro dah is my fav. Lots of good YTP put that to good use.
Well first person games aren't exactly a good place for melee games. Beat em ups do them justice.
>>739739878
If me marrying Tomoko and saying "niggers" in a site where 90% of users say the same shit causes you to cringe, you clearly have not been to he internet long enough. Good day, sir.
Good day, sir
Android 18
Claimed
>>739740361
>marrying tomoko
Please, you don't even love her if she wasn't your first waifu. It causes me to cringe because YOU specifically said it. You're literally an edgy faggot with a shit taste in everything who plays with robot toys. You're like literally lame. Not "lame" as in "uncool, stupid" but "lame" as in "a crippled person". Faggot.
>>739740808
Cuck
>>739741088
Gee whiz you sound like the coolest person in the planet.
>>739741279
Cuck
>>739741024
How does one get addicted to cement?
>>739741385
>He never snorted cement
>>739726146
Kill yourself useless weeb
That cat's value in life is atleast a hundred times yours
Literally just slit your throat with a razorblade
>>739741430
Not that. Im just thinking the texture would be a major turnoff.
>>739741088
I think your accidentally talking about yourself m8. It's time to leave the vewy scawy internet.
>>739741385
Cement enemas
>>739740206
How far you in? is it good so far?
>>739740808
She is good but her bewbs are showing
>>739741694
Thats just like, a buttplug of cement. I cant imagine shitting that out once it sets.
>>739739878
>People aren't that cringey about it.
Have you seen the ERP fags here at night?
>>739741631
Cement is a powder, retard
>>739741681
>claims Tomoko
>likes star wars
>plays with gunpla which are robot toys
That sounds more like you than me for a couple of reasons. A. I only think Tomoko is cute, would never waifu her. B. I stood through every fucking star wars movie simultaneously and hated them. And finally, C. I'm too poor to afford gay little robot toys .
>vewy scawy
Confirmed edge lord
*tips fedora* Have a nice day, Milady
>>739740361
You can have good melee in first person, but it doesn't look like baseball, that's for sure
>>739741997
Obviously if you weren't so damn retard and read the rest of the post I say that saying "X Claimed" and posting an anime girl isn't really cringey.
>>739741705
LEvel 30 on my main character and yeah I like it
>>739742102
Have you even seen it before it gets mixed?
>>739742102
>hates Star Wars
>is poor and is asshurt over someone not as poor
You sound edgier than I do at this point nig.
*tips fedora back* Same to you, faggot.
>>739742142
What FPS games don't treat melee weapons like a baseball bat?
>>739726146
Go back and kill it.
>>739742468
Brutal Doom
>just found out the moderates on this board only delete waifu threads because of BOAT girls in the OP
>>739742262
*retarded
You're not making any sense.
>>739740490
Good day, madam
>>739742668
Duke
>>739742692
Lulu
>>739742468
Morhau
https://youtu.be/PNYXAKqOtjo
And for extra memes, you can even throw your pommel
>>739742625
What about the extremists?
>>739742468
>hates Star Wars
>can't afford gunpla
I use my money on more useful, less faggy things. And Star Wars is utter garbage. it's literally the most overrated franchise ever. Please come back when your tastes aren't shit
>>739742625
>tfw you realize since mods hate botesluts they have actually good tastes
They see a thot in the OP and they like DELET
They see a best girl, they like SCHLEP
>>739742649
>I was about to admit that I had a shit argument but I see that you made a typo in your post hahaha tough luck pal
>>739726567
I can barely talk about 6 miles, let alon3 60, and tenshi is generally quiet so i can imagine it would be difficult for her.
Asuna claimed
>>739742727
https://youtu.be/qc7jblpaPdM
>>739726146
I hope you get ran over by a bike captain cunt
>>739742919
Literally worst girl.
Not even a virgin
>>739742980
Good show.
whew finally at the bike shop
>almost closing time
>>739734486
waaah okay bye, sorry for the slow replies
>>739734348
I hope it does.
>>739734812
wow i never get tired of being alone, i enjoy solitude. you should go to an old friends house
>>739734997
you need a name!
>>739735616
My helmet is pretty cool looking~
>>739737990
now when I see that cat going to drag my knife all over it's flesh and think about you
>>739741524
that cat was a pos
i hope it's suffering in massive pain with broken bones
>>739742340
i like older women
>>739742517
i was trying to but it ran away
>>739742919
she'll just teleport or something lol
i walk a lot....
>>739742980
ani't gunna anon i'm wearing neon green
i'm sorry for the wall
>>739743215
Never watched it
>>739742547
But they're mini cutscenes there. Is that any better?
>>739742893
Okay that looks pretty fucking cool. Point taken.
>>739742919
Japan's top waifu.
>>739743388
its not even a wall. you replied with like one sentence per post
>>739743537
eh i guess. i kinda don't wanna stand out too much
>>739743215
https://youtu.be/_L5jTqkLIeQ
>>739743508
Its much better. And you clearly havent used the chainsaw.
>>739743317
You have done well.
>>739742283
SO on you way to level cap then, Nice
>>739743317
Not much point in how it looks if it can save you
>>739743317
Older women are hot at times
>>739743388
Same... sorry Immigrants, I am ashamed of my country.
>>739743969
Don't be china got one and every one loves there wall
>>739743638
Watching v20 footage rn. Works just like the original chainsaw except more blood and gore. Cool but not exactly innovative.
Back to work now. Farewell m8s.
>>739742965
That movie scared me when I was little
https://youtu.be/b8uyEe3nKfo
>>739743317
I don't
I miss when I said hi angel and you said hi anon ;-;
>>739744397
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory scared me because it was so bad
>>739744576
I was terrified of the Oompa Loompa's
>>739744601
I used to be scared of the Scary Movies, idk why I thought they were serious and didn't realize they were jokes
>>739744875
I've never watched them
>>739744601
Everything makes sense to me now.
>>739744980
No, there's a difference between tan and Oompa Loompa orange uwu
>bikini please
>>739744933
That's good, they're terrible
>>739745155
I watched Epic Movie, which is supposed to be like them. I think
>>739745155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z11ftBLh9aA
>>739745044
>
>>739745252
I meant Libeccio uwu
>>739745252
Scary Movie 2 is the GOAT.
>>739745252
o
>>739745208
I'm so sorry
>>739745252
yum Eggrolls hehe
>>739745294
libeccio? more like
libido
>>739745537
Yes please uwu
>post it ;-;
>>739745294
I feel like posting Ro now.
>>739745385
I forgot about what happens in most of them except maybe the first that I watched a couple more times than the others.
>>739745661
Okay :(
>>739745578
what uwu
>>739745737
that pizza looks good uwu
>>739745737
I did a dumb and thought you were someone else
Also, Libeccio is a top qt
>>739745781
Is that pineapple on it? Pizza discarded.
>>739745891
pineapple, onions and chicken are all top tier toppings -_-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT1NffsVkV4
I think this scene made me terrified of helium balloons and high ceilings, I used to get extremely anxious from watching people let go of balloons outside because I would picture myself as the balloon floating into space without being able to stop, I also had trouble looking straight up at the sky without holding onto something.
My blood still rushes to my feet when I look straight up at something really tall.
>>739745661
IIRC 2 made fun of The Exorcist. I watched 3 once a long time ago, and I think I saw a little bit of 4. I think we have DVDs of 1 and 2, but 2 is the one we always end up watching.
>>739745891
>>739745974
Cirno go back to your discord and sleep in your chair, fatty.
>>739745781
gross
>>739745823
im the Eggrolls guy but im bote posting as biscuit
>>739746314
>biscuit
That's not biscuit
That's my daughterfu and is not for posting uwu
Does anybody else squeak their ears?
>>739745974
>We're really high now.
Relateable.
>>739746131
I see. For some reason this thing led me to think about the Ring and now I want to watch crappy Japanese horror movies.
>>739745966
No matter how good the pizza is, pineapple will ruin it.
>>739746358
Do you mean cover them?
>>739746354
hibiki = hibiscuit = biscuit = bis cuit = twice baked
>>739746358
Autist
>>739746496
Biscuit is Bismarck
>>739746314
no u
>>739746454
wrong
>>739746484
;-;
>>739746512
;-;
>>739746459
no, you cover an ear and move your hand kinda like a plunger and it squeaks
>>739746358
You mean put your thumb into them and move them so that it makes a pac-man noise? Or hold you hand over them so that you can hear the ocean like a conch shell?
>>739746600
Oh. Yeah, I do that
That doesn't help you seem less autistic though
>>739746548
no bismarck is like german.
>>739746619
what
>>739746636
said ;-;
Shower time
>>739746643
People call Biscuit because of a translation thing -_-
>>739746749
Stop changing waifus
>>739746784
but hibiki is kinda like hibiscus which sounds like hibiscuit, and biscuit, etc.
its my pet name for her
Yyyyunoo????
Who are these people :(
>>739746907
>hibiki means echo
>kinda like hibiscus
Are you just stupid?
>>739747030
hibiki looks a little like hibiscus. also hibiki is not koichi's stando. plus I don't speak nipponese.
>>739747251
Hibiki looks nothing like hibiscus
>stando
Drop dead tbh
>>739746826
Konata is my waifu, Lulu is my favorite champion uwu
>>739747503
At least your shit taste is consistent
>>739747340
hibi-ki hibi-scus
same prefix.
>>739747597
That's really not enough for something to look the same
It's like saying all cars look the same because they're all called automobiles
>>739747590
They're both cute
>>739747711
there's barely a difference between the spelling though.
>>739747854
>4 letters different
>4 letters in common
If it's enough to make them "common", it's enough to make them different you fucking autist
>>739747914
calm down. its just a pet name i give hibiki. I think you may be autistic, seeing how enraged you are getting
>>739748052
>not thinking I was an autist to begin with
That was your first mistake
What even is going on anymore.
>>739748097
just stop
>>739748222
Then don't call one bote a name that another is known by by most of the community
>>739748157
Chatting I think
>>739748157
I think people are arguing over a boat
>>739748157
I don't even know
>>739748378
>arguing over a bote
Now thats some tasty autism.
>>739748299
I leave for 10 minutes and theres talk about a fucking flower.
>>739748266
that's the nickname I give her. like how Prinz is flan.
>>739748378
guy is getting mad because I'm calling hibiki biscuit
>>739748157
A cute has appeared
>>739748609
>Prinz is flan
Please stop
>>739748729
TPAB > UU > GKMC > .80 > DAMN.
>>739748577
Welcome to /waifu/, would you like your autism supersized?
>>739748739
actually I don't remember which it was but I saw a pic of one of the Germans with some flan
>>739748872
Im a fan of the concentrate myself.
>>739748702
There are many cutes though.
>>739748958
If you're talking about the custard-based dessert thats not a flan.
>>739748837
konata
>>739748872
Got anything larger
>>739749168
ritsu
>>739749265
you left the server :(
>>739749297
I did
>>739749297
What server uwu
>>739749339
i'll miss you :(
>>739749361
tomocuck's server