ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS; IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER CIV THREAD.
>dubs decides the next event
>you need to roll trips or higher for a catastrophic event (destroying more than 1/4 the map)
>only the first winning roll before each update counts
Population:
2 Male White Person
2 Female White Person
2 Male Brown Person
2 Female Brown Person
Alliances: None
bup
Forgot to add, this is important:
>number value of your dubs determines how successful your action is
The whites begin to plot against the niggers, and at night beat the two male niggers to death.
4 Whites chops some wood and build themselves houses
the blacks ask for them reparations from the whites, demanding they build them a house
roll for crab people
Everyone (all within own race) fucks and population doubles
>>739719282
Kidding, but let's say everyone just began building their houses while the thread picked up. They are awfully hungry and bored, however.. even the chickens
Population:
2 Male White Person
2 Female White Person
2 Male Brown Person
2 Female Brown Person
Alliances: wypipo, dindus
>>739719389
Roll
>>739719389
one of the black males attempt to rape a white woman, if dubs higher than 55, he is killed, if lower, he succeeds, if trips, all niggers are rounded up and slaughtered.
>>739719450
I'm OP, I just forgot to take off my pic while shitposting for crabs.
crab people will have their day in the sun..
>>739718621
Droo an air strike on a small village (any really) in the uk,
Napalm and thermite mix so mother fuckers just straight up burn
Blacks build themselves mud huts
Whites build houses and dig a well.
The whites declare war on the niggers.
>>739719637
Re-roll
roll for mass orgy, even animals
20 Italians show up
>>739718621
One of the white females is Lena Dunham
>>739719637
Rolling
>>739719737
roll
Whites nuke niggers
99 get
>>739719765
roll
>>739719765
rrrr
It starts to rain
>>739719765
That would require trips.
Both white males are gay
Both white guys are gay
Whites nuke niggers 888 get
>>739719389
Women decided to segregate theirselves from men and formed a femenist group.
The two white guys are gay for each other
>>739719908
Roll again
>>739719904
rolling for 9999
4 more whites arrive
>>739719961
roll
>>739718621
If even dubs, one white male gets to be the Ubermensch
If uneven dubs, one black male gets SUPERULTRAGIGANIGGA physics along with the corresponding intelligence decrease
>>739720007
bump
Judaism is now the official and only religion
>>739719908
Last roll.
Cthulhu's dick appears and cum in the pigs inpregnanting them
More people arrive all-round
>>739720007
bump for ULTRAGIGANIGGA
Some Jews arrive
>>739719744
Whites build another house/building and make another well, since I went ahead and gave the nignogs some houses before.
Population:
2 Male White Person
2 Female White Person
2 Male Brown Person
2 Female Brown Person
Alliances:
wypipo
food: 5
water: 10
dindus
food: 4
water: 3 (piss)
bonus:
>>739720105
roll
White guys made a house. Black girls started fighting over teritory. Black guys started looking at them with DAAAMMNNNN. White girls started fighting over who is better looking to fuck white guys and live with them. Everyone died. White guys too, because looking at animals fighting and dead nigas(starvation) was too funny to handle it.
Whites evolute to jews
Population boom. +8 to all races
>>739720007
bumperino
>>739720175
Everyone sucks a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole
>>739720254
So close to dubs :/ Rerololllo
One of the male niggers get lost in the forest and starves
>>739720310
Roll
>>739720254
This time it'll work!
>>739720361
Rolling
>>739720256
>evolute
>>739718621
Everyone goes to war over andy sixxs warm log of shit
Jews take over one of the small islands
>>739720310
Rawling
>>739720272
rolling
>>739720405
Roll
>>739720405
roll
>>739720310
This
>>739720405
roll for poosade
One of the male niggers gets in a fatal fight with another male nigger, killing both
>>739718621
Laws of causality/reality break for a picossecond, multiplying the ADULT population
If uneven dubs +5 males/females (dindu)
If even dubs +5 males/females (ypipo)
Arabs get an island
>>739720310
This and Andy Sixx comes and seduces people withhis warm logof shit to raise the BVB Army
>>739720310
Roll
whites discover opium, only sell to dindus
>>739720007
this time we'll spawn a giga nigga folks
Chinks arrive from the sea
>>739720553
Bump
>>739720310
Followed by this
>>739720405
>>739720310
Come on now
The two black guys start fucking the white women, effectively rendering the entire white race nothing but cucks and sluts
All races double population
>>739720644
Waste of a good roll
>>739720629
this then
>>739720613
except also with chinks
>>739720725
Asian supremacy
>>739718621
YPIPO SUMMON KEK
all whites commit genocide against all other inferior races
>>739720852
bump
>>739720403
>TIL
Whites evolve to Jews
>>739720007
Rolling for this
>>739718621
The avatar of dinduness, Tyrone, appears
Dindus get a good leader that at the beggining is flawless but with each post that benefits dindus and isn't a dub/trip/quad, he guides them further into degeneration
>>739720644
Eyyy finally
>>739720744
Same dubs, sure. Lots of 44's today.
Chinks arrive on a small caravel from the north. If next dubs is odd, they sail southwest. Even, Southeast.
Your people are starving. They are eating grass roots and fungi.
Population:
2 Male White Person
2 Female White Person
2 Male Brown Person
2 Female Brown Person
Alliances:
wypipo
food: 5
water: 10
dindus
food: 4
water: 3 (piss)
bonus:
woops ill make azn chars next update
Whites breed like rabbits. Tons of incest. Significant population increase.
Chinks make for land
>>739721137
Roll
Population x2
25% becomes retard
they start eating eachother since they starving
>>739721144
Win
>>739721067
Odd dubs, whites discover agricultural science and animal husbandry. Get +0.5 food per person each update.
Even dubs, dindus do.
>>739721358
rerol
>only the first winning roll before each update counts
>>739721144
ANOTHER 44
Chinks head southeast, towards land. The white population grows weary, but is worried more about scavenging and exploring their interpersonal relationships.
Dindu's discover slam poetry, and herpes.
Population:
2 Male White Person
2 Female White Person
2 Male Brown Person
2 Female Brown Person
Alliances:
wypipo
food: 2 (1 per turn)
water: 8 (2 per turn)
bonus:
dindus
food: 2
water: 1 (piss)
bonus: gift of expression
Pardon me guys, I'm making it up as I go.
>>739721266
rerolling my own dubs
>>739721621
White men impregnate the black womens
>>739721137
Roll
>>739721137
Rollex
>>739721137
This
>>739721621
Everyone takes turns sucking a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole
>>739721137
Checkem
Chinks settle on land, build houses and unload cattle from boats.
Whites start farming successfully, build a grain silo.
Blacks are making bricks out of mud
All populations grow +6
>>739721841
Rolling
>>739721841
Rolling
>>739721866
nice
>>739721621
forgot the 'yellow people' in population
>>739721621
Whites domesticate animals
>>739721621
The whites out a water melon under a box with a string and stick in hopes of holding one hostage.
From now on for every 44 dub 2 chinks are born
wypipo discover electricity
dindus discover rnb
chinks discover opium
a race of sexy amazon femdoms come and age regress all the white males but also protect them because they are now cute babies
>>739718621
Blacks hunt for food in the African plains while whites go to Olive Garden and discuss possible business ventures
>>739721963
rerolan
>>739722076
reroll
>>739722076
rerroll
Wypepo enter classical era and chinks build a great wall
>>739722076
rerolling for this
>>739722091
once more
btw double trips
Nigs go an rape all the chinks and steal their shieet
>>739722218
love the pic
>>739722076
Rerelll
The chinks suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole and use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck their pussies with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize their egg cells and impregante them with a retarded human shit baby and then they suck on that retarded human shit baby's fucking rock hard balls and bog fucking fat throbbing fucking cock until the retarded human shit baby cant take it anymore and then cums out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over their mouths and then they use the retarded himan shit baby cum as lubricant to finger their assholes with
>>739722274
rolling again
>>739722366
Sixx dubs logged!!!
>>739722317
Thanks here the full video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8oez4GJ2C
I>>739722076
also reroll
>>739722366
>only the first winning roll before each update counts>
>739722443
>only the first winning roll before each update counts
>>739722366
Logged
>>739722076
they see me rerolling
Whites population grows wildly
>>739722533
dubs nigger
>>739722524
Wheres the update then you little faggot?
>>739722533
>>739722582
>only the first winning roll before each update counts
>>739721866
> first winning roll
>>739722619
see >>739721621
nigger
>>739722641
SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>739722366
>>739722686
>>739722702
Are you fucking retarded? Please tell me youre joking, this came after the update
>>739722872
> first winning roll
kill yourself, dumb shit
>>739721866
Alright, that was a lot of things. Sorry.
Chinks land and unload their 6 cows. Everyone spontaneously reproduces. Everyone is alarmed, but most are concerned with their starvation, mostly the blacks.. who will begin to starve to death or cannibalize next turn.
Whites build a grain silo and till a field. An octopus wonders why he was drawn on in the first place.
Population:
5 Male White Person
5 Female White Person
5 Male Brown Person
5 Female Brown Person
Alliances:
wypipo
food: 5 (1 per turn)
water: 4 (2 per turn)
bonus:
dindus
food: 0
water: -3 (piss)
bonus: gift of expression
chinks
food: 4
water: 3
bonus: boat, cattle (6)
>>739722962
+
5 Male Yellow Person
5 Female Yellow Person
ebola spreads within the dindu population. Whites have a cure but are keeping it a secret.
>>739723246
rol
a race of sexy amazon femdom nannies come and age regress all the white males but also protect them because they are now cute babies
Whites see chink boat and decide to build their own. (+ Fishing bonus)
Chinks build temple (+ Religion)
Blacks finally work out how wells work and dig one (+ Water), domesticate pigs nearby (+food)
>>739723338
reroll
>>739723338
rerrelll
https://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=docs;ox=showitem;id=6947
>>739723342
rolling
Blacks contract ebola. -1 black population every update. Meanwhile whites find some food and water.
>>739723480
Roll
whites starts war to chinks
blacks discover farming
chinks explore black land
>>739723480
Reroll
>>739723338
rerollings for this
>>739723480
Rolling stones
>>739723480
This
>>739723480
Rollex
>>739723338
rerolllll ing to do this
>>739723480
Rollando
>>739723519
roll
>>739723480
Roll it
Blacks find natural spring. They also find potatoes
>>739723338
REROLLINg for this
>>739723480
Rollin
rolling for nuking the whites
>>739723480
Roller blades
>>739722962
Even/Odd: Lots of rain on western/eastern continent. +4 water and +2 food per turn, split between civilisations.
This would cause tensions between azns and dindus.
crab people spawn and devour the blacks
>>739723338
this statement is a reroll
>>739723480
Rollblocks
>>739723690
to clarify, even=west, odd=east.
>>739723480
Rollum
>>739723480
Roll this
>>739723338
rerolling for the age o GDF
crab ppl
>>739723342
rollerino
craaaab people
>>739723480
Checkem
>>739723342
Roll
CRAB PEOPLE
>>739723769
>69
also reroll
>>739723480
Gottem
CRAAAAB PEEEOPLE
octopus reproduce
>>739723480
Deez nuts
>>739723690
>>739723735
reroll
>>739723338
Rerollerino
crab pplz
>>739723480
RolloR
Blacks murder & eat newly found crab people and herd them into pens.
>>739723480
Dubz
>>739723338
rerolling for this becuz its cute
>>739723888
OMG
>>739723480
riggty rollin
>>739723690
reroll