I have an idea:
Let's create a mock charity organization called, "Fidget Spinners for the Homeless."
Pretend to collect thousands of dollars to buy fidget spinners for homeless people.
Liberals will be pissed that we are wasting money on trash toys instead of food.
Conservatives will be pissed we're giving jobless layabouts a toy that encourages laziness.
Enjoy the lulz as it trends.
bump for potential
bump bumpity bump
>>739707795
>???
>actually collected tons of $$$
>actually buy fidget spinners for homeless
>they look at what you've given them
>???
>we just trolled homeless people on top of everything
>>739707795
I like this idea;
What if we started a campaign that fidget spinners are the ultimate symbol of male dominance and had a bunch of fake SJW pages describe how the spinning triggers them and what not.
Best case scenario, lulz and we end a stupid fad/
Worst case scenario lulz and a trended hashtag.
#Fidgetsinfringeonmyrights
>>739707795
Or why don't we actually do something productive and actually go through with it?
>>739708053
yeaaaah! But we have to launch this counter-campaign against our own at the right time
something about fidget-manspreading or something
You sir have creative skills! I love the idea! This is so much better than the Arm the Children with AR-15s Charity (to prevent kidnapping) I started a few years ago.
>>739707795
Suddenly, homeless people on street corners are holding cardboard signs with one hand and fidget spinning with the other
>>739707876
This
>>739708083
C'mon...I like to troll as much as the next person, and I applaud your efforts at getting attention. But could you please go fuck yourself and take this to /r/?
Anybody good with video skills? We could make a promotional video??
>>739708176
That would effectively prevent kidnappings though....
Would suggest a smaller weapon though.
As there are many guns small enough, and easy enough to fire, for small handed children.
>>739708155
Good thinking
>>739708370
daggers
all promo material is hobbits at kindergarten
>>739708370
Hence why it didn't work out....something about putting dangerous weapons in the hands of children. What about machetes? Or samarai swords?!
>>739708009
I like this idea
Already got a basis of a poster, rate?
>>739708630
geeniyus
>>739708630
GREAT!
We also need to talk about veterans!
Hrm... Vets are helped by spinning! Helps calm them with PTSD.
About 11% of the adult homeless population are veterans.
WHY SHOULD WE DENY OUR HEROES A FIDGET SPINNER?
>>739708630
Need some hashtags now
#EntertainTheHomeless
#ffth fidgets for The homeless
Im surprised theres no "not your personal army" replies yet.
>>739708053
This is the funner idea. SJWs would actually start to believe fidget spinners are misogynistic.
>>739708916
>>739708916
#SpinItAround
#Fidget4Veterans
>>739707795
Rolling
>>739709111
I hope you're having a good summer
>>739708630
Second poster!
Some gay speech:
Here at Fidget Spinners for the Honeless, we believe in peace, love, unity, and, most importantly, equality. That is why the Fidget Spinner is going to become the next universal symbol for unity! Bringing all of the classes of American as one, to spin together.
>>739709225
I am.
>>739708053
>"Spinning takes up so much room!"
#ManSpinners
>"I can't take my eyes off his spinner!"
#FidgetIsRape
How about #SpinForPoverty
>>739709255
hahahaha!
>>739709350
>>739708053
#YesAllSpinners
>>739709255
> #nodrugs
for real?!
Made a discord to discuss ideas. Just put xcHNmmp.
>>739709261
#LetsAllSpinTogether
Mexicans, Europeans, Asians, Pacific Islanders, Americans, and even Australians can enjoy fidget spinners together.
>Never, ever mention black people.
>If someone asks, "What about black people?" redirect them to basketballs
this is such a fucking great idea.
>>739709394 This is good.
>>739707795
>>739708009
This is the best thing /b/ could do since years
>>739709255
no drugs, hahaha
>>739709394
I like
>>739709394
This
bump for good potential
bamp, this is fuckn perfect haha
Seems people like my SpinForPoverty.
>>739709473
#NoSpinnersInMySafeSpace
>>739708053
Who takes the money?
How about we make a Change .org post, and link a GoFundMe
>>739710260
Whichever anon will actually go out and buy fidget spinners with it
also, someone with acquaintances who will deliver the bags and allow you to record
also, put the spinners in bags so the homeless and the givers have no idea what is happening until it does
>>739710649
go to a food donation line, wait outside, hand bags of spinners to people
or donate spinners to an actual organization that will be very confused.
Imagine a rep from Doctors Without Borders opening hundreds of bags of fidget spinners
>>739709669
10/kek
>>739708082
have you forgotten where you are?!
this idea has potential.
>>739708009
Will some faggot please start a kickstarter (or whatever crowdsource thing is cool in 2017) for this?
>>739708082
Well, you can start by offing yourself on cam for us.
>>739708082
i dont have alot of money but i do live in a piss poor part of baltimore city with lots of homeless. if theres any way i can contriboot, lemme know
>>739712351
damn I thought you were about to ask for a fidget spinner
>>739709669
>>739712423
nah im not that autistic..or poor for that matter. hell im just happy im white
>>739712351
We don't really buy fidget spinners in the end you dumb nigger
Whoever claims the cash will spend it on more doritos to eat and more monster to drink while shitposting on /b/
>>739712698
The trick is just to blend them.
>>739709255
Tfw this shit accidentally works and 4chin saves thousands of homeless vets making America Trump again
>>739712698
or we could actually buy them, trick a YouTuber into passing them out, make him feel like he actually helped people
>>739712698
i guess im sorry for assuming b was still funny
>>739707795
This is just cancerous enough to make it work.
We should write of out message that seems perfectly ordinary displaying the topic and idea of the charity that can later be highlighted or decoded to show that we hid a message in it that said initially before thecharity started that we are doing this just to prove how fucking stupid people are.
>>739713021
this. this is kinda what i assumed would happen. or something of the like
>>739713160
Yes. Anon. Yes.
We take everyones money and then troll them after we take it
>>739708053
make a thread boi
>>739713300
>>739713160
yesss
Also, we should add a "challenge" like the ice bucket challenge, asking people to donate.
Something like, spin around in place and make yourself dizzy then balance a pencil on your hand or some other gross motor task.
the challenge can't involve actual spinners because it needs to be easy for anyone to do, and not everyone has a spinner
For example, almost everyone has access to ice and a bucket, which is why that challenge worked
#SpinForPoverty
No one will believe this sshit losers. It's too stupid.
so guys, here's the plan
1. someone makes the group twitter
2. spread a hashtag, posters, etc. on social media
3. begins to trend. real people begin to comment
4. hide our tracks
5. ???
6. laughter and move on
bumpity bump
>>739713514
sounds good. we also need a crowdfunding page. someone get on this shit
Damn this is a good idea.
Someone get of their ass and do it
>>739713782
you have been chosen
>>739713782
here you go guys
https://twitter.com/Fidget4Homeless
>>739714000
>https://twitter.com/Fidget4Homeless
nice trips
good work, follow homeless and veteran associations
tweet the fliers
>>739714000
#Fidgets4Homeless
>>739714086
righto.
what hashtag have we decided on?
>>739707795
This shit has potential
>>739714000
We need the niggers and sand niggers of 4chan to take picture of them holding fidgets spinners for our use.
alright guys, twitterfag here.
follow up guys, and spread #fidget4homeless. this could actually happen.
>>739714141
#Spin4Charity
>>739708053
You reckon we can start a kick-starter project?
>>739714356
do it do it do it do it
>>739707795
YES
>>739714000
"Allowing the homeless of America to enjoy a fidget spinner."
hahaha. I laughed so hard. Just the concept is funny!
>>739708053
Fuck yes
Put me in screencap. J5
>>739714457
the homeless don't want fidget spinners.
they need em
>TOP FUCKING KEK
who ratted me out wtf
>>739714000
Trips mean truth!
>>739714000
follow all famous/moderately famous YouTubers
I've got another Twitter for it, https://twitter.com/HomelessSpins If anyone can make a somewhat official profile picture or header please do, remember to tweet #fidget4homeless
>>739714719
thanks my dude
>>739714643
The niggers
>>739714719
watch out. twitter watchdogs crunched me good
>>739714643
holy fuck that is fast
Contributing to epic bread
alright boys, original twitter is a bust (after 3 minutes no less), we have a new one @homelessSpins - so follow up. also use #fidget4homeless, that's our hashtag.
we've got the social media front growing, we just need a kickstarter (or some other crowdfunding source). get on that people
>>739714993
I'm laughing so hard right now. Thank you!
>>739714993
>fidget
>>739707795
The Homeless don't want fidget spinners,
they need them.
Help raise awareness.
#Fidget4Homeless #Fidget4Veterans
make a change.org ffs
Shameless samefag thread tbh.
>>739715189
Take the SpinLove Challenge!
You and a friend spin in place for a minute then do a secret handshake/high five! Remember to tell people at the end of the video to donate to the charity! Let's help our homeless vets!
#Fidget4Homeless #Fidget4Veterans
The Homeless don't want fidget spinners,
they need them.
>>739707795
Im already tweeting about it !! #fidgetsforthepoor #fidget4homeless <3
>>739715189 I'm tweeting that out
>>739714719
here it is
>>739715407
fantastic
what do i get out of it
Someone get /pol/ in on this to make it really explode
>>739715548
nothing
>>739714993
Another one from me
>>739715548
>>739715583
good lulz
lol yeah, sound like a samefag hahah.
go fund me dot com
Slash fidgets4homeless
It's been done
>>739715589
#fidget4frank
we start a campaign about a man named "frank" and how his life has been altered ever since he's used a fidget spinner.
once a street-raviging bum, he now lives comfy after getting help from his fidget spinner. #fidget4frank #spinnerssavelives
>>739715639
>>739715639
You're the hero we need
Start posting shit to Instagram. See if those SJW's will help out.
>>739715762
I didn't start it. But we can use this to our advantage
>>739715774
good man
>>739714719
Did you know... The groups of neurons in the brain that fire when using a fidget spinner are the same ones activated when doing drugs. Which seems less harmful? #Fidget4Homeless
So, this is history, then?
Is this what it looks like?
This and the Colorado Box Saga are why I love 4chan
>>739715215
Bam!
https://www.change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-we-want-to-provide-fidget-spinners-to-the-homeless-people-of-america-and-maybe-the-world/share_for_starters?just_created=true
c'mon, we can do better than this
>>739715639
OP here
wow, someone actually wanted to do this....
What the hell, let's make this David Nguyen guy a star
Trying to use make a change but it won't accept my email adress
This is even cringier than the Lenny Face donation drive I started.
>>739715995
Agreed. He saved us the hassle of starting it, now we just need to spread it
This Twitter is keeping my hands full can someone make an Instagram, spins4thehomeless
and link to the twitter https://twitter.com/HomelessSpins
>>739715908
mother of god. yes. fuck yes
editing some news articles for our use.
>>739709115
they'll probably say it looks like a cock and balls. Hence waving your dick around in public
>>739707795
This is such an important cause
>>739716219
Guys, is this actaully happening?
>>739716491
Yup check twitter and instagram for the hashtag #fidget4homeless
>>739716655
LISTEN UP, FOR THOSE NEW HERE OR THOSE WHO CANNOT LURK
here's how you can help our "cause"
1. follow @HomelessSpins
2. use hashtag #fidget4homeless and #fidget4veterans alongside pro-figet spinner propaganda
3. make your own content (fliers, "fidget spinner facts", twitter accounts, etc.)
4. repeat if necessary
Okay dudes, I made an account
https://www.instagram.com/spins4thehomeless/
I don't actually know how to use Instagram, so if anyone wants to take over the password is; changethisshit
Put me in the screencap boys.
>>739715908
>MFW my idea got someone to petition the President of the United States to provide fidget spinners
>>739716655
Liked. Cmon guys like it and share it.
the homeless all around the world deserve this
>>739716802
Don't forget to SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION!
https://www.change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-we-want-to-provide-fidget-spinners-to-the-homeless-people-of-america-and-maybe-the-world/w?source_location=petition_show
>>739717007
It's such a hassle tho.
Fidget for life
That second idea of the sjws getting offended is fucking awesome. should we start to make some fake tumblr accounts?
>>739717110
>#fidget4homeless
Not yet timing is key
>>739708009
potential
Sure
>>739717110
yes. as much social media presence as possible
>>739716845
Jamal Robberts is in it to win it.
Someone spread this onto pol, that'll blow it up
We need more people out here tweeting about it
>>739713513
Cut4beiber
>>739715439
finally something happens besides shitty porn, fap and roll threads and you have to pop in just to be a fag about it
unrelated
do any of you remember this gem of a raid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwOQKnQUy0
Go on then
>>>/pol/134556436
>>739717321
iOS 8 Wave
>>739707795
I am not normally go pet rock type of guy. A lot of people are complaining about kids playing these And
I'm all like well you get kids off the phone right? I just get a blank stares like oh you're right and I'm a piece of shit.
>>739712176
fags put regular fidget spinner tags too duh
>>739717483
mods fighting back
>>739717638
This would actually help
changed the pw of
https://www.instagram.com/spins4thehomeless/
to changethisshit2
>mods don't want the homeless to have Fidget spinners
y
Mfw I'll never be in the thread simulator/screen capped meme
>>739709255
this is great
>>739717813
Someone needs to make like a poster saying that administrators of great social media sites are trying to stop a foundation that wants to help homeless veterans.
>>739718039
Yes a thousand times yes
>>739717810
post the posters and pics, yo
>>739716791
>>739716773
>>739716061
>>739715589
>>739709255
>>739708630
new thread?
>>739718039
This. We'll get alot more attention.
Has someone screen capped the thread yet?
#fidgetforhomeless
>>739718103
Who will make us a new thread? link here
>>739718039
Yes! To truly make this pop this needs MANUFACTURED OUTRAGE
I wanna be in the screen cap
>>739709350
>#ManSpinners
kek... it is mostly males who use them. it's just another signal of male domination, 3 points, aligns with the penis and 2 balls, just spinning it right in your face.
it's practically rape.
I got banned because of dynamic IP lole. I left my house and got on cellular and some faggot posted in /wg/ some loli shit and fucked me
>>739718185
Yes but wait guys until the first part takes off, timing is key!
>>739718162
>>739718105
>>739718066
That is like my best idea ever.
>>739718254
I agree
Yes, we need timing is gonna be important here, like that great fake article can be posted once we've gained some traction
How elaborate are we making this? Should we have some fake photos of people giving homeless people Fidget Spinners?
How long till this shit goes live?
>>739718230
which account? Instagram?
if you make an account, don't share the password, just post whatevet content is posted here/twitter/instagram onto the other accounts
its a continuous set back if everyone keeps fucking over an account we're trying to make look legit
>>739718382
new thread
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>739718355
Post this on our twitter and instagram.
>>739718322
Bump this thread
739718322 New thread, bump it
>>739718398
posters/flyers/petition/hashtag, although photoshooped pix of homeless with spinners is good, unless some /b/ro wants to go out and make a youtube vid giving a homeless a fidget spinner - shit if you could pay him off beforehand to pretend that a fidget spinner is better than food/fake reaction/fake "spinners will save us" speech, it'd get a lot of views and more lulzy
bq
Taking a break from here, if you make something great and want it on the twitter, dm @HomelessSpins on twitter
>>739718646
You forgot SJW counter campaigns!
>>739718741
see part three
>>739718838
I guess so but it's a bit different
On the social media accounts, we need to use proper grammar and spelling so it looks legit.
Put me in screencap backwards
can someone take over the instagram account?
https://www.instagram.com/spins4thehomeless/
pw: changethis3
I need to go.
keep the account active
Kek op is still a fag
Keep thread alive
Trying
maybe comment on more popular tweets to get more attention?
Some faggot out there just convinced a bunch of stupid /b/tards to help him get free money. This has been done before & the guy just ran off with the cash.
Everyone posting below me is helping this pajeet shill his online money scheme
>for free
>>739719488
Do that
Put me in screencap. YouTube.com/NotCreativeEnough
>>739719537
this. thread reported for advertising. fuck off OP, get a job
>>739719645
Rise awereness, don't give the money bitch
>>739719694
>don't give the money bitch
>>739719694
Anon is smart
>>739719537
wtf man, I just had an idea for a fake trend, never asked for money.
>>739707795
I've never seen anyone actually using one of those things.
>>739719645
looks like some vet with PTSD didn't get his spins in
also, new thread
>>>739718322
>>739719938
>I've never seen anyone actually using one of those things.
there's a sperglord who works at the little convenience store near me. he was trying to impress a couple of girls by obviously spinning it and doing "spinning tricks" in front of them while ringing them up. they were laughing to each other on the way out.
>>739714993
Oh shit! I recognize that dude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z39P-OKKTs4
I WANNA BE IN THE SCREENCAP BITCH
Someone get this on Facebook so the older people know about it
>>739717580
What ?
>>739719934
If you do get the money, don't be a shitter and take it, use it to buy cheap spinners and video record yourself giving them out to homeless.
>>739720294
Good idea
>>739707795
DAMMIT OP YOU'RE A GENIUS
GG WP
What if this actually helps homeless people?
>>739715908
holy fuck anon
>>739708053
have you spun one mate?
>>739720294
Nigger you forgot what website we're on
>>739719934
Don't fear OP, you've created something with beautiful and limitless potential.
Undersigned, Creator of the petition.
>>739720627
Tom green shoe on head?
>>739708009
I can donate 20 euros when that happens (even steam havent got 5)
Yea we aren't donating shit, the plan is this >>739718646
>>739707795
Share this on a social media called plag. Its all about spreading information
Give the money to me, I'll buy lots of midget spinner for the homeless like lots, trust me /b/ros
>>739708370
Bro, you don't see all those little niggers out in Africa holding AKs if Mr. Kalashnikov didn't do his homework.
>>739707795
This is stupid. You faggots aren't going to do anything.
>>739717007
Signed nigger
>>739720969
Someone go prove Anon wrong
>>739720969
https://twitter.com/HomelessSpins
https://www.instagram.com/spins4thehomeless/
https://www.change.org/p/president-of-the-united-states-we-want-to-provide-fidget-spinners-to-the-homeless-people-of-america-and-maybe-the-world/u/20877535
Kill yourself now.
>>739721104
Signed Jamal Robberts.
>>739718355
REMOVE THE DISGUSTING GRADIENT HOLY SHIT
>>739714000
>https://twitter.com/Fidget4Homeless
sad so sad.
>inb4
>#spin4charity gets unveiled
>the hashtag that we made it up becomes #spin4chanity
>people confuse it for #spin4charity
>more people come
ooooh
>>739721245
>>739721319
Don't worry there's a new one.
https://twitter.com/HomelessSpins
I'm in, can we get it trending on twitttterereres?
>>739707795
What the hell do these fidget spinners do? They don't appear to have any value.
>>739721583
Thats part of the joke
>>739721583
They save lives. They cure PSTD in vets.
They solve homelessness.
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>>739721740
Kek, this
Also, to those who are interested, there's another thread up
>>739718322
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>>739718322
>>739721111
Fukkn checked
This is a stupid idea, dont put me in the screencap.
Nice work lets tag and involve celebs.
Screencap
>>739707795
Grand Master level of Autism achieved . . . . . .
Spinner = Invitation to conquer all those who spin
>>739707795
Bumpety bump
Bump bump
Bumperino
Twitter Acc:
Name: Johannes Schulz
PW: twitter1234
@The_J_Schulz
Someone take it