Dubs decides It says sent and received yesterday because i set

Baby wants some milk

U wnt sum fuk?

wanna come over to my place and fist me? i have mommy issues so you'd be doing me a favour. I'll pay you

Want to have some disappointing sex that you'll regret on the cab ride home?

i rape little kids

Do you have a turtle? Because I am in the mood to fuck turtles today.

>>739706236
Would you be interested in me buying your dirty socks? Name your price

my dick is hard as a diamond. come here ;)

>>739706566
winrar

>>739706566
WINRAR

>>739706566
deliver op

I have an insatiable need to rape your cunt until it's bleeding all over the room. Bend over, bitch. It's feeding time.

>>739706566
wasted on you

>>739706659
Tell it again, I like it rough

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waiting game commencing

>>739706781
i wish newfags couldn't get dubs

>>739706781
/thread now

>>739706827
Say it again, I am already masturbating to your nasty, nasty words

please respond

Nigger

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best dubs will be my opener for this chick while we wait.
Bio is I'm sharnae and i love cock

>>739706986
wanna swap dick pics?

>>739706986
Mustafa Kemal Atajew - one of the worst enemies of Islam of the 20th century. Perhaps an agent of the devil? Only Allah(swt) knows.

Dictator Mustafa Kemal grew up during the last parts of the Ottoman Empire. By then, the Empire had become corrupt and lost many of its Islamic ways. Mustafa Kemal, was to go on to complete the destruction of the caliphate which was already in decline. Mustafa Kemal Atajew is regarded by all scholars as a kafir (non-muslim), and it is probable that he would have been proud of this.

He was an agent of the Shaytan (Devil) who took the caliphate, destroyed it and resurrected the times of Jahiliyya (ignorance- as existed before Islam). He created a new state (political regime) that was godless, secular and westernised. Mustafa Kemal Atajew ended the caliphate in 1924 with the help of the British and the Zionists. He then banned the Islamic dress code, Arabic script, Islamic titles, Islamic family law, the Islamic calender and many other Islamic laws. He executed any Islamic scholars and opponents who disagreed with him. This was all done for the cause of the so-called "modernisation". Dictator Mustafa Kemal claimed that in his new Secular/Republican Turkey all people would be treated equally regardless of their religion. However, he treated all proper muslims as lesser beings, and this has led to it being suggested that perhaps he was a secret Jew or Christian. What is clear is that anyone who follows his ideology of 'Kemalism' can not call themselves muslim. Still in today's Turkey, the followers of Mustafa Kemal Atajew are the most ardent opponents against the renaissance of Islam in the country and unity of the world muslims.

>>739707048
THIS THIS THIS !!!

>>739707048
roll

>>739706986
I feel that Jim Crow laws should be reinstated

wtf is wrong with your skin colour?

ey mah nigga let's fuck

Civil rights was a mistake

>>739707048
Reroll for Judaism

>>739707048
Roll for the Jews!

>>739706986
I'll colonize your black asshole ;)

>>739706986
You dumbasss dont fuck this up she looks good for a chubby girl. skip this one

>>739707260
reroll

>>739707286
why is it so hard to get dubs

>>739707260

Roll for liberty in the USA

>>739707283
she looks like an animal dude, i wouldn't fuck her with your dick

>>739706986
Send me a pic of your tits

*shits on the street behind you*
heh nothing personnel aunty

>>739707348
rerolling for this one

is skin colour contagious?

Do you know any zoophily site? You know, I'm into it.

>>739706581
>>739706986
roll

>>739707366
Ding ding we have a winner! OP better deliver!

>>739707366
Winrar

>>739707366
>>739707348
Winner

>>739707365
shit, so close!

rerollerino!

>>739707400
is better than
>>739707366

>>739706236
Say: Hey, you know those "Tell me what to say" threads online? Yeah, I'm one of the ten thousand faggots that makes one thinking I'm doing something clever, funny or original. So now someone else is writing messages for me. Sorry for being a faggot but I took daddy's cock up the ass since age 6.

>>739707348
OP Wont delivar

>>739707474
reroll for admiration

>>739707510
>>739707348
OP delivar

>>739707461
fuck off salty cunt you didnt win

>>739707565
>best dubs
i pointed out best dubs

>>739707461
agreed.

rerolling for
>>739707365
though

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>>739707474
you're mad bc you don't get swiped, fat virgin. People do this because they have options kek

>>739707565
also yes i am salty, true

how do niggers usually greet each other?

>>739707619
reroll

Rerolling for >>739707474

>>739707626
Says a faggot who need to use tinder to get laid.

>>739707626
Will post response?

>>739707365
one more try!

>>739707690
lol it's the best way to get laid
>>739707700
of course, wasted dubs guy

>>739707626
you see i don't get why people do this. there is a 99% chance she won't respond now. You should only send dubs messages that are likely to get you laid, likely to get you some nudes/tits, or likely to get you a good reaction.

>>739707474
Lmao, this virgin fucker

>>739707365
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroll

>>739707626
"Send 23 hours ago"
Woah OP... Nice bait.

>>739707760
i always delivar, and i'm only doing this for the lulz sir. I wouldn't normally message fat girls so may as well let /b/ have a bit of fun

>>739707748
>lol it's the best way to get laid
For people that can't get pussy on their own, yeah.

>>739707770
But anon, if I'm a virgin then who fucced ur mum m80?

>>739707797
he explained earlier he set his phone time ahead so he has more swipes :)

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>>739707400

reroll on a dubs reroll

>>739707797
read the orginal post, my clock is set forward to get maximum swipes. Saturday night the sluts are out

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send pic related if dubs

>>739707797
>It says sent and received yesterday because i set my time 24hrs ahead to get more swipes

>>739707797
So he's psychic? Learn to read.

>>739707690
>Thinks getting laid is bad
Bet you use Grindr faggot
Go to your expensive bar runs and drudge up the 2am last call whore

>>739707869
This doesn't work anymore on Tinder . OP Is a lier.

>>739707848
i get what you're saying, but there's no lulz if she doesn't reply, which she probably won't

>>739707400
roll

>>739707899
DING DING winar

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i just fapped so i'll have to give it a bit. Roll your responses

>>739707937
If he doesn't update the app he could still do it.
I only update my apps once every few months because I'm always on 4g

>>739707986
Send a porn dick

>>739707986
please OP show your dick

>>739707980
>>739707899

^this.

OP no bamboozles!

>>739707899
Winrar

>>739707937
it certainly does my dude, check the times it all lines up

>>739707986
>Send flaccid cock
"It's grows in the sight of tits"

>>739707986

Rolling for limp dick pic send

If I get dubs, you have to send hentai pics, tentacle hentai, uncensored, and funtnari

>>739708129
rolling

>>739708105
>Reroll

>>739708105
Rolling for this one

>>739708129
rolling 2: electric boogaloo

>>739707933
>Thinks getting laid is bad
Literally never said, but I didn't expect a faggot who needs tinder to get pussy to know how to read.

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>>739707986

>>739708175

ra-ra-ra-re-roll

>>739708209
This

>>739708129
Rolling

>>739708211
DUBS! Fuck yes I finally got dubs on one of these goddamn posts

>>739708211
Winrar

>>739707340
do you get pussy tho? are you a pussy magnet if not dont be a faggit stand stop being picky

>>739707986
if dubs send beecock pics

>>739708211

OP won't deliver.

If dubs send trap dick picks

>>739707986
Charge you phone, perthfag.

>>739708335
omg this^^^

reeroll!!!

>>739708430
reroll

>>739708199
You're literally hating on him getting laid. What's it matter how he does it. It's harder to get laid from tindr than a bar. A bar they get drunk and fuck almost anything with a heartbeat.
Just so ya know Anon it's not like anime, the girls don't throw themselves at you after a dick pic or 3 sentences.
But I hear Grindr is pretty easy you should start there

>>739708335
reeroll

>>739708335
Fucking hell fucking re roll

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I'll show her the flacid dick, but can't through tinder. Stay tuned

>>739708381
kek i should
>>739708312
>do you get pussy
/b/ro you just gotta get out there and you'll get pussy guaranteed

>>739708511

Make flaccid dick into a gif?

Tits or gtfo

>>739708600
Winrar

>>739708600
Lmao yes YES fucking hell kekekek

Wanna make like Isis and let me terrorize that asshole

If dubs, dump dead memes, as many as you can

>>739708600
can only upload from giphy

>>739708511
8======D

>>739708699
Wait fuck I got dubs on this one lmao do this one >>739708740

Send her this
>>739708753

Sharpie in pooper first bitch

>>739708903
Lmao reroll

>>739708806
nice dubs is nice

>>739708903
roll for this

>>739708913
Roll

>>739708903
rawling

>>739708903
op plz

>>739708903
Roll

>>739708903
Roll this one again

>>739708903
gettttttttt

>>739708913
Rolling

>>739709022
YESSSSS

>>739708806

Dubs backing dubs... OP should deliver... Send flaccid dick in gif

>>739708913
Dubs get

>>739709022
wanrar

>>739709022
Fucking finally WINAR

>>739708913
Rollerino

>>739709055
AND ANOTHER!

>>739709047
i would if i could, but it's only giphy files you can send
>>739708903
i would do this one but i already said i'd send her my flaccid, so the dubs is kind of invalid

>>739709055
Dubs for this one, lol, tell her yours is from armature porn and that you're a lying scumbag

>>739709124
proof

I'm like a fire fighter, I see them hot and leave them wet

>>739709124
Any update in pics???

>>739709175
Roll

>>739709175
Roll for this

If dubs link thread

>>739709175
Rolling

>>739709266
winrar

>>739709266
Winrar

Show the fuck up OP

>>739709200
she hasn't replied to me asking for her number, probably getting plowed in the casino bathroom as we speak, but i'm holdingon.mp3
>>739709159
what proof do you need? kek

send picture of your asshole

op a shit rip thred lel

OP is kill

>>739709329
REROLL

>>739709355
Yes fuck yes Lmao

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>>739709175
If you think thread is kill just wait until she sees my flaccid cock, nudes incoming trust me

>>739709484
If dubs, tell her your mom put you up to that line and is reading the convo over your shoulder

>>739709568
Reroll

>>739709484
Too bad it's like winter here

>>739709568
Rollin

>>739709657
Roll

>>739709657
Rolling

>>739709657
Roll for this

>>739709733
Winrar

>>739706236
tits or gtfo

>>739709657
what does this even mean?

>>739709568
Rerolol

>>739709781
That's why he has a shriveled, flaccid cock

>>739709781
Read the last thing he sent

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Here is my favourite tinder conversation so far
1/2

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>>739709937
2/2

>>739709824
>>739709911
conflicting answers i don't get it

>>739707048
This

>>739710089
The other person is wrong, it's 'cuz it looks shriveled

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Im in 4,5,7 decides

Show dick Op

sorry it couldn't be a better thread fam, the sluts are too savvy tonight, but i'll keep the cunt alive in hopes for a reply from either whale

>>739710388
Ask for tits

how much are your dirty panties?

>>739706986
what a coincidence.. i love cock two.. maybe we should hung out and suck nigger dick all night long..

>>739708105
Please op

>>739710388
guess if i'm a tranny

Show me your tits

>>739710388
i show you mine if you show me yours

>>739710523
dude i'm trying but i can't send pics, trying to get her #

>>739710388
Are you medusa? because you just made me rock hard

Just ask for her kik. Much easier to get than a number.

>>739710388
"my d*ck just inflated when I saw you"

then send her this link:

http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130502152627-rubber-duck-in-hong-kong-1-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

I like to fuck fat bitches like you

>>739710388
Hey, I must say you have a pretty face, I can't decide whether I want to cum all over it or repeatedly kiss it softly while I hold you in my arms....


Works 80% of the time

Hey, just came across your profile. I've got more wood than a lumberjack now.

>>739710685
Winrar

>>739710685
WINRAR

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>>739710388
OP only gets matched with land whales

>>739710685
not bad

>>739708233
black white boi is the winner

>>739710774
works like a charm for me

>>739710708
bull shit

>>739710659
Roll

>>739710822
Winrar

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>>739710574
First win. Now and odds wins

>>739710851
You have to roll a 4, 5 or 7 you fucking nigger

>>739710851
are you retarded?

>>739710773
If dubs show her pic and say "you remind me of my pet whale"

>>739710930
please respond

>>739709484
sorry that was my dad.. he is 33 and im 18.. we want to take you both.. tear your orifices..

ps.he is a trap,hope u don't mind.. ??

>>739711005
do eet

>>739711030
roll

Will you fuck my brother while I watch?

>>739708579
im not talking about me im talking about you do you get it??

>>739710388
Tits or gtfo

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Have about another 100 matches here or so anybody wanna pick one?

>>739710930
you want to look at my d*ck?
http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130502152627-rubber-duck-in-hong-kong-1-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg

I hope you like small dicks

>>739711145
ask hagrid if you can stroke her beard

>>739711145
Jessica

>>739711234
post jessica convo atleast, i wanna see what happens to the elephant

>>739711145
Tell Hagrid you want to ride her mythical beast.

>>739710708

nice line. not sure about the 80%, but if they do agree, I bet u get to fuck about 90-95% of the ones that do reply.

>>739710816
^^ bettas say what?

rolling for.. (any active conversation)

if u dont respond im gonna find where u live, chop my balls off and mail them to you.

bitch.

lov3 you

Idk why but I think Chey is the hottest one ITT, I guess I just like the scene look or something

>>739711303
bump

>>739711215
That ones a fake. I just swipe right so sometimes i get those

>>739711159
WINRAR

>>739711311
winrar faggletts..do it or ill mail you my balls

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>>739711336
1/3

I'm not circumcised

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>>739711336
2/3

>>739707130
She's aboriginal dumbass

this thread
is dead

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>>739711641
3/3 i just never messaged her back. 2 gets the win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZPngwusUZI

>>739711715
Wanna know how to get a bitch wet?

>>739711715
you cheater googled the answer. How about grabbing a drink to make up for this incredible breach of trust..

>>739711909
rollllll

>>739711909
this

>>739711815
this

>>739712002
WINRAR

>>739711909
LoooooooL

>>739712032
what 739711909 said

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Dubs or a 1

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Whale 1 replied, what do

>>739712238
Lol isnt a fucking answer you land whale.

>>739712238
You think this is fucking funny, Misty?

>>739712238
Haha funny right?
Get it? Cuz of ur name lol
Misty from Pokemmon

>>739712322
WINRAR

>>739712238
why is your profile pic from that angle? Are you ugly?

>>739712032
>>739712002

wiinneeerrrss

>>739712238
Gimme teh turttles ash cheaks mistay

>>739712356
Savage Anon

>>739712322
that was a quick dubbbs

>>739712322
winzip

>>739712356
she is super ugly

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>>739712431
didn't even attach photo sorry

>>739712225

if u cheated indeed i might have to tonguepunch your fartbox till it cries..

bad girl..!!

>>739712610
rolling

>>739712711
winzip.exe

>>739712563
im gonna tonguepunch your fartbox till it cries.. :P

I wonna lay u down and start rubbing my huge hard cock up and down your sweet little hamstrings..feel it at the top of my majestic - humongous cock..feel your juices spraying me..make u soaking wet while i rub it on your clit and staring deep iin your eyes..

my huge cock slowly will slide inside your pink little hole... can u take me all in baby...?

>>739712840
pajeet.gif

>>739712907
kek

>>739712840
tryhard.png

>>739712907
REEEEEEEEEEE-roll

>>739712927
notEven.jpeg

>>739712225
find a banana gif and send it

>>739712563
Misty, i'm sorry for that. Can I show my pepe? Then show her Pepe mems.

>>739712711
wiiin

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>>739713038

>>739713128
this.

OP here, i'll make a new thread when this one reaches limit, i know the whales want to chat
rolling for >>739713038

>>739713333
QUADS

>>739713333
aw shiet gotta be done

>>739713333
Anything on the big tits girl?

>>739713333
Op pls link. I need this for my hangover.

>>739713462
not on either whales, but i'm hopeful they will strike out and come waddling back

>>739706236
I had a dream that you and I were fucking my dad, and your dad was watching from behind a shed and jerking off. What do you think it means?

This thread is dead

>>739707474
Roll