Who needs a gf when you can buy one for $700 on ebay that looks

>3 jobs
>to
>collect
>fucking
>sex dolls
Anon, what the fuck?

>>739676980
I think you're missing the point if you think the only thing a girlfriend is for is to accept the oh so wonderful gift of your penis.

most people like the sounds, tastes, and smells of a real woman. so you're paying 700 to taste, smell a poly plastic material.

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I'm seriously thinking about it too, I want to buy the loli sex dolls before the feminists ban it. They're already banned in Europe and Canada.

>>739677797
Are you sure it's banned in Europe?
I know a dude got arrested in the UK, but other EU countries have different laws.

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>>739677708
Real women are a money pit and have too much bullshit attached to them when you just want a hole to fuck.

>>739677708
Real girl stinky

>>739677975

that's why you have chick who is always dtf without strings

>>739678044
A doll will let you rape them and not falsley accuse you of it , a doll wont give you herpes or crabs, come with emotional obligations as even the nsa seekers lie and develope "feelings"

>>739678009
Some more than others, one i stuck my fingers in once had bumps and she giggled / smelled like rotten fish

>>739677907
They just got banned in Norway IIRC

>>739678234
This

>>739676980
Who needs a creepy life sized doll when you can just jack off?

>>739678537
I like to have something to squeeze and slap around besides my self.

>>739677360
Roll for this

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>>739678537
I own one, they feel even better than just jacking off. I never realized what sex felt like until getting to fuck one, it was more than just grabbing your dick, the raw sensation of thrusting your hips like mad and being able to creampie was incredible. Cleanup is a pain in the ass though but it's still worth it.

>>739678942
>I never realized what sex felt like until getting to fuck one,

You still don't know what real sex is like, let alone making love to woman.

>>739678942
>I never realized what sex felt like until getting to fuck one
Then you still don't realize what it feels like if you're a virgin. A pocket pussy is a pocket pussy, no matter how big it is.

>>739678334
I hope you went to the clinic after.

>>739678942

How much was this one?

I would rather masterbate for free

>>739679255
>>739679331
Eh, close enough to sex anyway. I'm still enjoying fucking her more than I would have if I paid for a prostitute

>>739679946
Paid $1500 for her in 2015 on Amazon, but I think they're even cheaper these days. The chinese make most of the sex dolls now and they're very cheap.

kek watching you drag the fucking thing to the shitter and have to douche it
real women get up and squeeze that shit out themselves and bring back a warm wash rag and clean you up chadz

>>739680331
Yeah, but is the China made ones actually good with solid material? Do they last awhile and feel really good, also do the breasts feel real?

>>739680421

i bet that's nice to be cleaned up with a warm rag by a sexy girl. i will nebr experience :C

If you have to fuck a doll KYS

>>739680560
I guess...afterwords all I wanted was for her to leave...

>>739680331
>I'm still enjoying fucking her more than I would have if I paid for a prostitute

Why can't you get a girlfriend?

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I'll have one soon guise. my hand has done an amazing job but it's time for something new.

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We postin our wives?

Tell you a secret fellas...ignore them, give them shit, be funny but dont be a pushover pussy...and you'll get all the tail you could ever want....Its all a game. After years of getting what I wanted I'll be honest it was fun and a grand waste of time and energy. Theyre all a pain in the ass

>>739680560
You will never experience it cause you choose not to. Jesus fucking Christ

>>739680733
Not attractive enough, never had any woman ever interested in me so this is my only choice

>>739680499
Yeah it's pretty solid, although the vaginal area got ripped because I went a bit too nuts fucking it like mad. Feels real enough for me, when I'm not fucking the doll I have her in my bed and cuddle.

>>739680861
I think what's worst is that you cleaned all those cans out just for a pic.

>>739680958
This

The worse you treat them. never act like you even care about sex and make no reference to it. Make them laugh and they will throw the shit on you

>>739676980
>pretty sure
I needed that laugh thanks man.

>>739681033
>Not attractive enough, never had any woman ever interested in me so this is my only choice

Really? Never had any woman interested? Did you show interest in them first? Are your standards too high? Are you only hitting on taken women? What's your deal?

Women are use to all guys wanting them so when you ignore her and give her shit it fucks up their thought process. The hard part is banging her brains out when shes so fucking hot that you blow in two strokes....Oh well you got it

>>739681033
No fucking lifeless doll will ever feel real. You haven't experienced the best pleasures of life if you haven't had a girl squatting on your dick.

>>739681319
That's where opiates come in handy. "A percocet or two and hours you'll screw."

treat them like shit, like you dont give a fuck...you start singing love songs and poems and the bitch knows she own you

>>739681470
yeah I drank beer or gaked a line and hammered away

testosterone is the worst drug any man can endure

>>739681322
that's what my weekends are for with the gf. I got the doll for the week instead of typical hand solo.

>>739677543
I think you're missing the point if you don't believe that.

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>>739680958

>>739681143
Keep going wise sensi, keep sharing man.

Is it safe to use a doll for bondage practice or would that be bad for the material?

Guide to pussy
1. Money
2. Drugs
3. Big Dick

>>739681826
Shit tier list, you obviously dont have a clue.

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I actually just bought something similar on eBay a few weeks ago. Was about $100 CDN and is pretty good. I own like five Fleshlights and this thing feels just as good, if not better.

Cleanup is a bitch though, especially when you blow your load inside.

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>>739677360
>actually taking the b8 this hard

>>739681752
Nobody special an ancientfag...I was a prick and girls were on me. Make em laugh, be confident and act like you don't want them....good luck they sure wasnt as hot then as they are now....After 20 yrs of child support on 2 kids that little fucker is grounded...Good luck

>>739681899
Says the lonely neckbeard virgin pulling his pud in moms basement on a Friday night.

>>739681480
That only works to fuck them not date them Anon.

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>>739681316
I'm an asian guy that lives in the US, not too hard to understand why.

>>739681322
I used to think I was missing out but reading enough horror stories about women screwing over their husbands/bfs puts me off ever wanting to try out the "real" thing. It's nice having lots of money saved up too that I don't have to waste on.

>>739681767
Depends on how rough you get with the doll, they can get damaged easily.

>>739682241
exactly I didnt need a live in woman..I wanted to fuck them all big tall shot small lord knows I fecked em all...bone em dont own em...

>>739682306
mostly rope bondage but I have a feeling that would damage it bad

>>739681826
Most people aren't satisfied with the illiterate crowd dood.

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>>739682107
>Tryharding this badly

Fucking the same woman for me was like eating hamburger every day...I wanted to try all of them...and did...like I said a grand waste of time

>>739677543
because the common trollope of today preforms the other functions a woman is supposed to now adays ya rightttttttttttttttttttttttttt

>>739682069
What other advice do you have?

>>739681826
>drugs
>having to drug a girl to get pussy
You must be real fun at parties

>>739682341
Eh, you can posture all you want on here but we both know you're going to sit down to look at all your nice things and feel sorry for yourself as you drink away the pain before too long. Like you probably do every week.

>>739677543
Found the femanon

>>739682459
Stay in school....be successful...hopefully mature and find your soul mate

>>739682306
>I'm an asian guy that lives in the US, not too hard to understand why.
That doesn't mean a damn thing. I think you'd rather just have your fuck dolls and die alone.
If you really wanted a woman you'd go out and get one.

>>739682475
Not for the girls. Kappa

>>739682559
very intuitive

>>739682365
Oh that shouldn't be too bad then, thought you meant rough bondage stuff

>>739682578
I tried for years getting a real gf on online dating sites since it was the only way I could meet women IRL but only got one date out of it and it was from a woman who only wanted to use me for a free dinner.

>>739682638
It took me way too long to realize you can't lie to yourself bud. Sometimes you just need to take a step back from the reality you've created for yourself to remember who you actually are.

>>739676980
Because those things can't pay rent and your GF can.

>>739682984
>I tried for years getting a real gf on online dating sites since it was the only way I could meet women IRL but only got one date out of it and it was from a woman who only wanted to use me for a free dinner.

You can meet women in real life. You have to be confident. If you can't, fake it. Make small talk, say hi. Who cares if the woman laughs at you in the store because you asked if she was having a good day. Fuck her. She's a bitch and you don't want her anyway. Do it to the next one and the next one. Sooner or later one will answer. There is your in. Then make general small talk. You may find one that is single, finds you attractive and thinks your funny.

Instead you pretend that girls don't exist outside of a computer screen? Come on. Stop being so beta. If you're gonna act like "pitiful me", at least recognize it. Otherwise you have nothing to lose. What's going to happen, you'll get rejected and be alone? You're alone now. No change.

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>>739683032
You sure about that anon?

>>739682559
Not posturing or advocating...I did what it took to get laid and it worked. I like whores, wild women. Good decent women were no fun. All depends on what you want. All I wanted was a nut and the bitch to leave. Then and now I never wanted to have a woman for anything other than a piece of ass. Never felt sorry for myself I own it. Go ahead and marry one and after 20 yrs and 3 kids you split, you'll feel more sorry for yourself

>>739683278
yes

>>739682997
I agree that everyone should stand back and look at themselves from an outside perspective.

>>739683260
Are you white? Do you have no idea how racial hierarchies work in the US? Asian guys are at the least desired guys here that almost no woman finds attractive, just look what happened to Elliot Rodger and Cho Seung Hui. Hell I'm just glad I'm not as nuts as them and can be content with fucking a sex doll instead of going on a shooting spree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc2FMdpblgU

Hottest Twerk Leggings!!

You are welcome!

I will add one last thing...it was alot less complicated in the 70's and 80's. You didn't have disease, DNA tests and all that. Everyone partied and got laid. It was great times.

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>>739683260
Keep going man, you have loads of great advice. I can tell this is coming from the heart from learned lessons in life.

>>739676980
Thanks OP.
I have so many women and men throwing themselves at my feet, and I'ma buy this so I don't burn in hell for sodomizing another human being. Even though they are willing... and so many of then... I cannot go back to my old ways.

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>>739683708
Fucking boomer, you're the reason why the world is so fucked up today

>>739676980
Im totally not interested in fucking one, but i have considered buying a couple of them without sexy parts to game the high occupancy vehicle rules on some highways near me.

>>739683478
Then find and talk to other asian girls. Or fucking move from whatever podunk town you live in and in a bigger city, you'll find a girl. You just don't try. You've got this wall up that you're too much of a pussy to climb over. Sack up if you want real woman. If you don't wan't to continue to blow it in your 12 year old looking doll. Just stop complaining about the choice you make.

>>739677708
Sounds - Turn on some porn and listen to the bitch moan.

Smell... steal a pair of panties and wear it around your face.

Taste - Eat a tuna sandwich while fucking.

Took care of that reallllll quick.

>>739684195
You've been with real shitty women...

>>739684151
>Then find and talk to other asian girls

LOL, you are so fucking clueless it hurts.

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Treat yo self

>>739684325
says the virgin fucking sex dolls.

>>739684076
yeah you pussys have to blame someone

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>>739684444
Quads of truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc2FMdpblgU

Hottest Twerk Leggings!!

You are welcome!


Look!

>>739677797
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>739677975
Stop for a second and think about the fact that this is a real picture. Somewhere, there is an autist who arranges his sex dolls and his guns like this and posts photos on the internet.

>>739680735
how much is this one

>>739684444
Do you have any idea about asian women at all? They do not give a shit at all about asian guys, I'd have better luck getting a black woman than an asian!

>>739684479
What's the point?