Civ Thread Cont Dubs decides what the fuck people do, no destruction

loli's ritual suicide to summon ultra loli

Guys just to be clear, if the Lolis try to siege I Land they are getting fucking stomped.

The Islanders become telepathic with Hitler and he starts convincing them the loli's are jews in disguise. This causes the islanders to also start manufacturing weapons but much more advanced thanks to the lessons of Dr. Who.

>>739653011
Get bitches

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>>739653011
The I Landers begin building superior weaponry due to the telepathic guidance of Adolf Hitler.
Meanwhile the Lolis are almost finished with their wall.
No calamities today.
Islanders
Population: 9(4 males, 5 females)
Hunger: 6(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 4.5(0.5 per turn)
Happiness: 5
Knowledge: 3
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6

Lolis
Population: 6
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 1

>>739653285
More swastica's man, I wanna SEE his influence

>>739653285
The next calamity roll will include a possibility of the calamity being King Ghidorah.

In the dead of night the lolis kidnap a survivor to do a satanic ritual and summon the ultra loli

>>739653575
Reroll

>>739653285
The Lolis get telepathic messages from Ghengis Khan, and spirits of war-horses take form to guide the Lolis into war.

>>739653285
using new found knowledge from both the psychic connection the uncle Adolf and the lessons from dr who, they are able to create a test tube baby of Adolf and impregnate all the females with it. 5 Adolf's next turn.

industry is rife and they are beginning to build a city.

>>739653475
Holy shit, I rolled it and King Ghidorah will attack the Lolis.

>>739653612
Last reroll since im going to try and be less of a faggot

Islanders split up in flatearthers and normal ppl

>>739653696
JUST KIDDING REROLL

>>739653711
CHECKEM

Loli queen eats one nipple of.all her followers as part of a ritual to awaken her magical girl powers hidden in the loli blood

>>739653711
kek

The regular islanders see the error in their ways and join up with the lolis to destroy tje flat earthers

op dies of aids after letting homeless men fuck him

i giant andy sixx appears and makes everyone eat his nutty loggy goodness

The flatearhers create their own colony in the sea. They find oil and build war machines.

a large dildo appears and everyone lines up to sit on it

>>739653285
Due to great food production, population is multiplied by the last two digits of this post.

semen demons succubi invade from portals from hell

>all men are sexually satisfied
>all women are bitchier than normal

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this is now a spiderman thread

>>739653914
Reroll please be trips kek

>>739654107
get, only with my numbers

>>739653664
reroll

>>739654160
rerolls

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>>739654176
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY THREAD

>>739654176
rerollaroony

>>739654009
Ahem op...

>>739654254
Rerereoll

>>739654249
this

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>>739653711
Two female Islanders and the sex slave become flat earthers and leave.
Meanwhile King Ghidorah is about to destroy the Lolis.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 6.25(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 5(0.5 per turn)
Happiness: 5
Knowledge: 4
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6

Lolis
Population: 6
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 1

Flat Earthers
Population: 3(1 male, 2 females
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 1
Knowledge: -1
Strength: 4
.

>>739654326
You didn't get dubs you insolent pile of human sewage.

Lolis convince the ancient spirit of Stalin to starve the Islanders

Lolis summon the ultra loli to fight whats his name also regular islanders join forces with lolis to exterminate flat earthers

>>739654449
Rerolling

>>739654425
>00

>>739654497
REEEEROLLING

>>739653664
needs more hitler!

>>739654511
Waste of dubs faggot

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this thread belongs to spiderman

>>739654449
>>739654439
You don't realize that the king of terror is going to atomize your precious Lolis next turn do you?
>>739654511
You don't know what dubs are.

>>739654366
both the lolis and islanders begin cutting down trees and will use the wood to build port's and boats

>>739654525
REROLERINO

>>739654577
WINRAWR!

>>739654581
get

>>739654581
and another

>>739654633
>>739654620
REROLL

>>739654678
come on

king kong hits the island with his ding dong

>>739654716
last time

Flatearthers start multiplying and start preaching gravity isnt real to the other ppl and lolis

>>739654526

>>739654633
spiderman thread CONFIRMED

obama becomes president and destroys any chance of the sale of pocky stick

>>739654577
This doesn't have an effect on the game.

>>739654581
this

>>739654772

Loli's embrace the Japanese culture and decide to use incest to increase their population, which will inevitably be destroyed anyway.

flatearthers and lolis bone eachother

>>739654581
getterino

A forest fire flares up, encouraged by the ocecan winds

>>739654920
roll

>>739654850
twice dubs says it does, fag

ITT Lolifags don't realize that Ghidorah is going to blow the Lolis off of the map.

Lolis steal sex slave from flatearther as a offering to appease his three headed penis

>>739655025
want

A wild volcano appears

The islanders begin to question their purpose in life, falling into a collective depression

>>739655069
Roll

>>739655069
this

The Lolis all have extreme progeria

Rolling for:
Lolis eat a fruit they found on one of the trees and become asexual

they begin to split and exponentially grow in their population

There are now 300 lolis

>>739654912
Roll

Loli's create a lolitrap to attempt to stop Ghidorah

>>739655069

>>739655069
Roll roll

>>739655257
Reroll

The clouds parted, with an immaculate chorus, and down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

>>739655052
the lolis fire their first chemical bombs which lets their territory to be lifeless and uninhabitable

Loli's create a trap and begin to rapidly reproduce

>>739655372
get

>>739654772
Reroll

>>739655278
Did you think you'd see Django like this?

Experimenting with the local fauna, the Lolis contract an extremely communicable form of chlamydia

>>739655372
gimme

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>>739655042
Okay

Spider-Man appears and declares his rule over the island, meanwhile King Ghidorah declares the Lolis a pathetic waste of his time and uses his hurricane winds to quite literally blow them off the map.

Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 6.5(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 5.5(0.5 per turn)
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 4
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6

Flat Earthers
Population: 3(1 male, 2 females)
Hunger: 0.5
Thirst: 1
Happiness: 1
Knowledge: -1
Strength: 4

King Ghidorah
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 10,000

Spider-Man
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 5
Strength: 25

>>739655257
Rolllerino

>>739655510
I got a real get here>>739655488

this aint a spiderman thread

Spiderman cums all over King Ghidorah for fun and Ghidorah reproduces, so now there are now 2 Ghidorahs

69 lolis land on the island and build a military compound

>>739655680
Ghidorah is immune to any and all conventional weaponry anyway.

>>739655680
>>739655882
Besides the Lolis are dead now.

>>739655860
Reroll

>>739654364
reetroll

Spider-man, in an unprecedented reaction to the thermal energy released by the frothing loins of the flat earthers, spontaneously erupts in a hell-fire of overactive websacs and ball sacks.

>>739655510
They start building a port and boats

>>739655950
Reroll

>>739655996
Rerollarino

>>739655882
Why the fuck that gay shit came to loli islan??
Also if get
23 armed lolis came to check on loli queen since they lost contact

>>739655996
ca-caw.

>>739656044
winnnnnrar

>>739656044
WINRAR

>>739656099
Winrar yourself

BTW OP, are you just using windows paint?

>>739654633
>>739654577
dubs demands it op fag

>>739656044
69 Lolis appear and are quickly evaporated by Ghidorah's Gravity Beams.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 6.5(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 5.5(0.5 per turn)
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 4
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6

Flat Earthers
Population: 3(1 male, 2 females)
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: 1
Knowledge: -1
Strength: 4

King Ghidorah
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 10,000

Spider-Man
Hunger: 0.5
Thirst: 1
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 5
Strength: 25

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>>739656314
Forgot picture

Fucking killyourself op

Ultraman shows up, because he needs a place to fap

>>739656404
Why? Because your autism cannot reign supreme?

>>739656404
>>404 abandon thread

op is fag

69 toddlercons land on the island and build a military compound

>>739656515
Reroll

>>739656481
reroll

>>739656404
reroll

>>739656515
Reroll give me my fucking toddler if i cant have my lolis

Thankfully I'm not an autistic weaboo pedophile who masturbates to cartoon embryos.

>>739656515
Roll

>>739656515
reroll if i cant have my lolis give me something equivalent

>>739656663
Reroll i want my fuckinv toddlers

>>739656733
winrar

>>739656663
You really are a pedophile, you should get some therapy.

>>739656733
WINRAR

>>739655951

>>739656314
Soo if you dont like the gets you just delete it, thats too gay even for you op, you officially won the title of gayest op of the day

>>739656733
Toddlers cannot drive any form of vehicle, they sink and die long before making it to I Land.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 6.75(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 60.5 per turn)
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 4
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6

Flat Earthers
Population: 3(1 male, 2 females)
Hunger: 1.5
Thirst: 3
Happiness: 1
Knowledge: -1
Strength: 4

King Ghidorah
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 10,000

Spider-Man
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 5
Strength: 25

>>739656816
I dont loke toddlercon kek i just want then on the fucking island cause op is gay and kills my lolis

>>739656909
I rolled a calamity, it isn't my fault.

Based op is killed by Ghidorah

If dubs op appears and kills self

>>739657025
Just to be clear I went on Random.org imputed 1 to 4 to know if a calamity happens, imputed 1 to 5 to know which civilization is hit, then imputed 1 to 2 to know if Ghidorah is the cause.

I got 4, 5, 2.

>>739657037
reroll

>>739657025
Oh yeah and that stupid shit of king retard is the same as the first calamity which was a flicking bear, op you were already gay and now gay AND retarded

If dubs every Lolifag commits leaves forever.

Gjidorah suck spoodermans cock and dies of op being a total faggot lets get dubs goys

OP stops using retarded website to decide matters

>>739657263
Oh look, it's throwing a tantrum. I might chuckle.

>>739657317
roll

>>739657317
Reroll

>>739657317
Rolling fo fuck you op

>>739657355
WINRAR WINRAR

>>739657355
get

>>739657355
winrar holy shit

>>739657337
The real tantrum is from op getting mad that lolis were in all the dubs lol

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>>739657355
King Gjidorah and Spooderman appear and begin having sex.
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 7(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 6(0.5 per turn)
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 4
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6

Flat Earthers
Population: 3(1 male, 2 females)
Hunger: 2
Thirst: 4
Happiness: 1
Knowledge: -1
Strength: 4

King Ghidorah
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 10,000

Spider-Man
Hunger: 1.5
Thirst: 3
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 5

>>739657355
WINRAWRRRRRRRRRRREeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>>739657627
you forgot the part where Gjidorah dies of you being a faggot OP

>>739657627
Faggot op it specifically says king whats his fucking name dies

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>>739657716
It happens next turn, sex takes a while at that scale.

>>739657754
Ok good

>>739657744
Gjidorah isn't King Ghidorah's name, how could anyone know he was implying it was Ghidorah.

Traps land on the island, and begin trying to seduce spider-man

99 Lolis take advantage of king faggot face being distracted and land on the island and build a military compound with huge lazers n shit

>>739657833
Autocorrect sorry

>>739657853
reroll cmon goys

>>739657909
Reroll

>>739657909
reroll

>>739657909
Rerolling cucks

>>739657945
Autocorrect doesn't correct fake words into other fake words, you moron.

>>739658041
Reeeeeeeeeeeroll

The loli nation that send all those lolis to the island launchs a misile to the pond contaminating it and posible completely destroying islanders village and crops, deaths depend on op

>>739658074
Rerooooooooooll

>>739658122
WINRARR

>>739657909
rerollarino

>>739658108
Rerolling

>>739657909
King Ghidorah is immune to any and all conventional weaponry, it destroys planets for fun for christ's sake.

>>739658108
rerolllll

>>739658108
Rolling for misile

These threads keep me on /b/
We need civ threads as much as we got today, I think I'm gonna start when I get back on pc

>>739658215
IT DIED DUE TO OPS FAGGOTRY YOU NIGGER

the loli's develop a new religion, Sixxism. The high priest gives everyone a massave steamy log

>>739658335
that wasnt ghidorah, that was Gjidorah,

>>739658347
reroll

>>739658408
reroll

>>739658108
Rerolllll

>>739658453
rerollireno

>>739658482
rerollinsky

lolis discover incest and are now entering the bone zone and reproducing

>>739658395
Stfu fag

>>739658519
rollireno

>>739658578
rollin again!

>>739658578
rerollmydick

OP FUCKING DELIVER YOU FUCKING SCUM

>>739658628
reroll

The loli nation deems the island a threat for losing 69 lolis and bombs its villages

>>739658668
rerollin

>>739658709
rolling again

>>739652794
>>>739658074
>Rerooooooooooll
>>739652794
>>>739658122
>WINRARR
FUCKING DELIVER CUCK

>>739658733
YES WINRAWR!!!!!!!!!

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>>739658122
99 Lolis create a huge military compound to attempt fight King Faggot Face.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 7.25(0.25 per turn)
Thirst: 6.5(0.5 per turn)
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 4
Strength: 4, Tattooed Islander of Justice = 6

Flat Earthers
Population: 3(1 male, 2 females)
Hunger: 2.5
Thirst: 5
Happiness: 1
Knowledge: -1
Strength: 4

King Ghidorah
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 10,000

Spider-Man
Hunger: 2
Thirst: 3.5
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 5
Strength: 25

Loli Army:
Population: 99
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 1

King Faggot Face
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 1

>>739658690
reroll

>>739658771
WINRAWR WINRAWR CHICKEN DINRAWR!!!!!

King Faggot Face and Spider-Man team up to cum at the same time on King Ghidorah's face, killing it

>>739658772
99 * 1 is 99, which is 0.9% of 10,000.

OP is named king of the fags

Lolis become mega gods and kill all the islanders

Flat earthers admire the divine sex and begin to fill their ass with spiders as a proof of love for King Gjidorah

>>739659040
reroll

>>739658733
deliver you faggot op

>>739659104
reroll

>>739659135
>Only the first dubs per turn take effect.

>>739659040
rollin