I need help picking out a dildo on amazon for 20 dollars or less,

>>739652387
Buy a cucumber and condoms

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>>739652387
>yeah I got some great dildos in that train over there

>>739652463
This

>>739652463
Also if your vagina isn't a manhole you can buy the smallest cucumber you can find

>>739652387
Get this, faggot.
https://www.amazon.com/T-explorer-Glass-Clear-Extra-Large/dp/B00NBIM83K/ref=pd_sim_121_7?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00NBIM83K&pd_rd_r=70FVS1TCAD96BSFQAKGZ&pd_rd_w=8fkLS&pd_rd_wg=Wr65H&psc=1&refRID=70FVS1TCAD96BSFQAKGZ

I want a dildo though..

>>739652387
Get this one
It's a great shape
https://www.amazon.com/Morning-Wood-Inch-Dildo-Suction/dp/B004VB82KY

>>739653068
Get this then, you'll be able to shove all 12" up your butthole.
https://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Crystal-Jellies-Double/dp/B000BIGQCM/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1500687717&sr=1-1&keywords=double%2Bdildo&th=1

>>739652387
you're going to need to post more pics of that girl op

>>739652387
>>739653332
NEVERMIND IT'S A FUCKING DUDE

>>739653332
>>739653567
nice ass though

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I'm a male

>>739653600
true
>>739653807
don't care would fåk

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>>739653807
hahahaha kill yourself

>>739653247
>Jelly
Fucking dropped.

Jelly is a disgusting material that literally degrades and melts over time and gives you chemical burns if you plan to use it a month after you buy it

>>739654048
hahahaha you got turned on by a guy

>>739652387
There's bunches of good ones OP. Check the materials and stuff you'll find one!!

>>739653807
More?
I really need to see your full frontal body (no face though)

>>739654048
/pol/fart just realized he got a woodie from a dude

Also, don't get thicker than like 2.5". You need to stretch ur boipucci first for bigger ones

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>>739654473
Will do :p

>>739654508
Sure

>>739654724
I'm having such a hard time making a decision :(

>>739654988
moar butt pls

>>739654724
Like 1.5-2 inches is really recommended. Trust me you're gonna want to take bigger dildos than you can handle... And you seriously don't want to deal with medical problems back there!!

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>>739655048

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>>739655141
Medical problems?! D:

>>739655141
Also, some toxic chemicals are used in cheap ones, that's why I was saying check materials. Then you gotta make sure ur lube works with the material too, oil based lubes like mess silicone up.

>>739655151
that is one cute ass, anon.

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>>739655405
thank ya! :)

>>739652387
Get the manhandler

>>739655232
Fissures are the biggest worry, like tears. If ur using something soft you shouldn't have to worry about internal issues though unless ur like wayyyy too rough lol. Also prolapse but don't look up pictures of those >.>

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>>739655603
Oh that sounds really scary :(

>>739654988
2.5 inches in diameter is HUGE

Go for a 1.5 at most for your first one

>>739655467
You can sit on my face anytime.

>>739655467
Can you stroke your cock

>>739655761
It's k ur gonna be fine <3 just be careful.

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>>739655806
HELP ME PICK IT LOL I have no idea what to get

>>739655810
Sounds like fun, can I eat cookies while I do it

>>739655913
maybe lol

>>739656020
Thanks for the helpful advice :D

>>739655806
Yeah! That's why I said at most and recommended 1.5-2 afterrr

>>739656069
Got Kik?

https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1

>>739652387
Cucumber

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>>739656233
........

>>739656069
R u a cd/sissy OP?? I need a gurlfrann to talk about sissy stuff with :p

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>>739656499
Hmm sure I can talk to you about that stuff lol

i'm just gay though

Thats a dude

How about this one? I already have it, and it's pretty nice (mine's not pink though)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B015ZBB81I/

A deadmau5 fan and a hot twink? Can you date me anon?

>>739656499
Is there a Kik group or discord for this? If so, I'm very interested.

>>739652387
Faggot, if you are so poor you have to buy DISCOUNT DILDOS, you are literally too poor to even be a faggot.

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Would you watch a movie with me, nothing sexual unless both wanted it?

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>>739656973
that looks really good!

>>739657296
haha thats me (well I have to shave to be a 'twink')

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>>739657563
Sure

>>739657591
Thanks :3
And from what I can tell, it's actually silicone, and not some knockoff

>>739657631

Noice. I like your pics. I suspect that even the haters have a hard time explaining the boner they get.

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>>739657706
I feel like the texture would be really smooth and nice :)

It probably feels like a real cock

what color is yours?

>>739657758
Thank you :) hehe, probably!

>>739657998
It's black with red accents. I was gonna get a blue one, but it was outta stock

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>>739658136
that sounds hot!

>>739652387
Buy some fucking rope and kill yourself instead you fucking degenerate faggot

>>739655603
Or, quite commonly, you could perforate your colon and bleed to death internally within 24 hours. The best bit is you won't feel it because you don't have pain receptors in there.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DGHWTYS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1

Nice texture, good girth and length(great full feeling), firm enough to put some pressure on your spot. I love getting pegged with it.

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>>739659259
that looks hot! i'm struck between the flesh and the pink :( I'm just trying to think which would look hotter if I were to make videos/take photos (which I plan on doing)

>>739659603
Go for the contrast, if you're going to do it on cam.

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>>739652387

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>>739659903
I have a pornhub and I like taking videos of myself playiing, the only toy I don't have but want is a dildo, so I can finally toy myself in the bedroom for people :)

so yeah, im gonna get that pink one. thanks :)

>>739659603
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DNVGYZ2/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Flesh'll look better

Willing to buy an amazon gift if you post pictures of yourself with a time stamp
($100 max)

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>>739660141
if I get this one I can get lube as well :p

the dilemma

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>>739660134
>I have a pornhub
LINK NOW FAGGOT

>>739661257
https://www.pornhub.com/users/arcticreality

here you go faggot

>>739657563
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

>>739652387
Ring bologna

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>>739660134

So hot :333333333333333333

>>739657998
Are you in texas by chance?

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>>739662208
Thanks!

>>739662533
Virginia

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>>739652387

>>739662687
arent u the fag that shits for ppl?

>>739652387
i work there and everyone just buys either just normal wand or Utimi 10 speed

Do none of you fags know to to subscribe to adam amd eve for free shit in emails like huge dildos and strokers when u buy 17$ worth of shit

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>>739662915
or

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>>739663064
what?

>>739663069
ah, i see

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>>739653010

>>739663906

god damn

>>739663906

I want to marry you