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W-welcome once again to C-cooking with Alice3D~! The only O

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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W-welcome once again to C-cooking with Alice3D~!

The only OC currently on /b/, unless you l-love trap threads you faggot

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cl5cr7p8EC
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a bump for m'lady
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I love you Alice, like everytime
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>>739645469
Sexy outfit, Alice!
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>>739645469
succ niBBa
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Reminder that Alice is evil and hates us all.
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Cute outfit!
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>>739645469
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>>739645513
I l-love you too <4

>>739645502
Thanks *tips* <4

>>739645545
It's s-supposed to be cute!

>>739645560
Yeah, t-that's why I made quesadillas for everyone.

TODAYS DISH IS QUESADILLAS BTW
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>>739645469
Is it Friday already? Last cooking thread felt like only a few days ago.
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>>739645598
I love you more
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>>739645469
tits or gtfo. then kys.
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langoliers only come for you because they love you
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>>739645469
Why did Linkin Park kill himself?
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>>739645632
T-time flies when you are having f-fun <4

>>739645641
Not p-possible, my heart is infinite!

>>739645654
N-nope <4
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>>739645598
>Yeah, t-that's why I made quesadillas for everyone.

I don't see any quesadillas.
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>>739645469
Aw yiss, QUESADILLAS
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Aaaaliceee, I love you!
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>>739645685
Sshe hasn't made them yet you dense fuck
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>>739645598

More like cute outfit edition...
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>>739645685
THERE IS AN ORDER T-TO THIS ANONYMOUS!
An order.

First we select a tea.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bSDWHn67SO
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>>739645684
I'd wife you
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>>739645684
>Not p-possible, my heart is infinite!
There is no limit for love, trust me
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>>739645680
He finally realized what a talentless faggot he was.
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>>739645469
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOR GOOD JUST FUCKING LEAVE


p.s don't reply
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>>739645782
Moonbitch
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Oh gosh, what a great outfit Alice!
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>>739645469
You are hot... Why not find you a nice Chad to make sandwiches with?
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>>739645782
moonbitch
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>>739645469
faggot
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>>739645758
>THERE IS AN ORDER T-TO THIS ANONYMOUS!

Well, hurry up. And "I'm crippled" isn't an adequate excuse.
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>>739645598
F-forgot my vocaroo, woops.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06AIRzCmlsy
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this is the stupidest shit
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>>739645841
I'm too tired to make a witty reply to this post, so pretend this is one instead. -CC
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>>739645782
I p-post literally every day dear.

>>739645826
T-thank you <4

>>739645841
H-here, let me pour you some tea first.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iev8byfkCi
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>>739645827
W-why would anyone want a Chad?

>>739645857
F-feel free to click the X in the right hand c-corner dear <4
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>>739645469
No cheese in my quesadillas please
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>>739645910
The vocaroos are a nice touch.
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>>739645910
>H-here, let me pour you some tea first.

Hey! Be careful! I'm not trying to get wet over here.
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>>739645847
I don't want any tea or chicken quesadillas. I just want someone to shoot me in the head and end my miserable existence.
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>>739645998
S-sorry, that's a main ingredient!

Speaking of, these are the ingredients you'll need:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0196gEyfd21
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>>739646056
same
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>>739645910
what is all the writing on your fridge?
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>>739646056
And w-why is your existence miserable d-dear?

>>739646001
Thank y-you <4

>>739646026
L-look out, coming t-through!

>>739646075
Is t-that from the walking dead?
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>>739646064
Your voice is too perfect, you should speak much more outside of cooking
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>>739646112
It's m-my schedule <4


Alright, l-let's get to work on the chicken first <4
You w-want to shred the shit out of it t-to make it fit into the quesadilla nicely and b-be well seasoned <4

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This is pretty need op
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>>739646114
hey alice, hope your day went well
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>>739646114
>w-why is your existence miserable
it's complicated. it can keep until a therapy thread
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>>739645469
You sound like my hot English teacher from Canada. You must be in your 20's
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>>739646192
I spy a smol borker
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>>739646201
>>739646148
>>739646121
>>739646097
>>739646075
Why such a faggot today, anon?
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>>739646192
What if I can't fit all of it inside?
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>>739646164
W-well it is Friday <4

>>739646213
Thank y-you <4

>>739646227
F-feel free to email m-me at [email protected]

>>739646221
It w-went fine <4


W-we will also need to do some chopping for this recipe, s-so the anon helpfully posting gore is g-giving you a preview!

Only lost the tip of my finger this time though, tee hee!
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>>739645469
Where did you get the cat leggings/socks? :D
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>>739646282
>today
I'm sure that asshole has been a faggot every day since day 1
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>>739646192
Has anyone ever seen your drawings and asked what they were about?
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>>739646120
>>739646276
Please, y-you are both embarassing me <4

>>739646280
She is v-very smol

>>739646290
YOU DO YOUR BEST ANONYMOUS
I B-BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>739645782
moonbitch
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>>739646359
Amazon <4

>>739646389
N-nope <4
Then of course w-we need to cook the tortilla!
These instructions are long, sorry.
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>>739645469
>that voice
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>>739646447
I bought some chamomile tea today because of you
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>>739646471
If you're gonna spam gore can you please post shit I haven't seen before? You are making this thread boring
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>>739646534
Thanks dork, I have to ask though...
Cats or dogs?
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>>739646571
P-please, my voice is nothing s-special.

>>739646577
I'm h-happy to hear that <4


F-FINALLY YOU FILL THE TORTILLA
DO I H-HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT F-FOR YOU ANONYMOUS?!
J-JEEZ
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>>739646447
Why embarassed? It's better this way
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>>739646600
I'm pretty sure she eats them.
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>>739646600
dogs f-forever.
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>>739646632
I also love your voice, Alice
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>>739646632
Youve a nice voice, and dress cute. Keep it up alice
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>>739646632
Do you prefer small or big dicks
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>>739646632
>F-FINALLY YOU FILL THE TORTILLA

I'll fill your tortilla.
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>>739645758
Anyone else gets a boner when Alice stands up?

I love you Alice <3
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>>739646647
>>739646684
>>739646695
Ack. C-cut it out! It's n-nothing special!

>>739646706
I c-care about the person it is attached to, n-not the object itself.

>>739646726
That w-would make more sense if I m-made tacos.
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>Find out OP is actually a grrl not a trap
>Be disappointed
4chan has ruined me.
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>>739645469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZF5m-vmDzM
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>>739646632
>P-please, my voice is nothing s-special.
It's pretty cute.
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>>739646698
You should get cute too Reimu

I mean, more than you are now
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