Civ Thread Dubs decides what the fuck people do, no destruction

>>739639961
Negroid wimens take control and kill males before becoming single mothers

>>739639961
Build some homes

>>739640098
Roll

>>739640259
Reroll for negroids deths

>>739639961
Fuck the grills so they spew out a baby every 9 months

>>739640425
They aren't negros, they're raceless as of now.

Honestly thought this was pepe for a second.

>>739639961
The wisest citizen is made King. Agriculture begins.

>>739640670
Reroll

>>739639961
Womens Kill the two males with the lower genes and make a sex slave from the other one to stop diversity

>>739640670
Rolling

>>739640670
Roll

>>739640718
Rolls

Make primitive tools from branches and stones.

Kill the women and cook them as food. Use their hair to make primitive waifu pillows.

>>739639961
Suddenly memes

>>739640920

Rolling for this

>>739639961
The people develop basic toolmaking and create primitve wooden abodes

Build primitive houses and invite women in to houses increase population by 3

>>739640920

Re-roll

>>739640920

Check em'

>>739641077
Winnrar

>>739641185
Too late
>>739640855
Real winrar

First order of bussiness: write basic code of law. It must be mandatory that men make sure to cut off all the limbs of female civillians. Amputee law is now in effect.

>>739641347

Roll for this.

>>739641347

Re-roll

>>739640855
The women attempt murder on the males but fail miserably, however one offers to be a sex slave to appease them.
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 1
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 2

>>739641347

This must happen.

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>>739641483
Forgot image.

>>739641347

This must be done as a reaction to the attempted female uprising.

>>739641347
Given they lack basic medicine all of the females would die and humans would be extinct on this island.

>>739641565

> so close

Rolling for amputee law safe measure

>>739641618

So?

>>739641666

>666

Satan trips wins. Amputee law is now in effect.

>>739640670
Still rolling for this

>>739641611
Winrar everyone does a barrel roll

>>739641666
It would be destruction of the world and is thus against the rules... I thought Satan was smart.
>>739641740
Satan was simply asking a question, he wasn't rolling for anything.

>>739641526
Establish agriculture and the smartest person is now King of the Island.

>>739641851
Reroll

Teach them to hunt, pick water and herbs (for healing purposes) and invent new things to make everything easier. Also make them reproduce, but only the strongest and smartest man and woman can reproduce

>>739641851
Roll

>>739641611
Humans start rolling instead of walking as main transportation method

>>739641943
Why not kill the dumb and weak offspring the spartan way

they build a wooden pyramid in the western part of the island to contact space kangz

>>739642164
Because they can be used as slaves/labor workers or "lab rats" for healers/inventors

>>739642027

This.

I forsee a great schism in the near future. The walkers and rollers. Two warring tribes. The rollers have the upper hand with their adaptive tard strength whereas the walkers invested into knowlege.

10x ISIS + John McCain join the party and declare half the island their caliphate

>>739642444
kek

>>739642444
winrar

obliviously very low knowledge and McCain is their leader

>>739642027

They must evolve. Also they've got to start eating rocks.

Weird albino looking aliens on magical floating thing on the ocean, come closer to the island.

Introduce white people and rapid tech growth and colonization.

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>>739642444
Isis arrives lead by John McCain, the Islanders know not what to do.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: -1
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 2

ISIS + McCain
Population: 11(11 males)
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: -2
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 6

Islander women invent feminism and ally with newly arrived poeole against their oppresive males

>>739643171
Confirmed op is a faggot that ignores his rules abandon thread

>>739643284
How did I ignore any rules?

ISIS die out due to no welfare
A two-headed cow is found in the forest

>>739643242
ISIS males commit suicide after seeing ugly nude islanders,

-4 ISIS

Dr.who shows up for the islanders and educates them

>>739642911

They soon leave to discover that the native humans transported themselves around the island by rolling. They leave behind a few pieces of technology to reverse engineer.

>>739643377
the new progressive female lesbian dr who?

>>739643346
Only first dubs per turn take effect

>>739642911
Was way to late
>>739643377
Real winrar

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>>739643377
Doctor Who appears and educates the Islanders
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 3
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 2
Strength: 2

ISIS + McCain
Population: 11(11 males)
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 1
Happiness: -3
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 6

No the one before her

ISISI hijacks Tardis and starts a space jihad
islanders discover corn

>>739643516
Trips naturally overwhelms dubs.

>>739643346
>>739639961
>Civ Thread
>Dubs decides what the fuck people do, no destruction of the world or asking too many things.
>Only the first dubs per turn take effect.
Dubs decides what happens if it doesn't destroy the world it doesn't matter if you like it or not fucking retard

>>739643777
Peter capali? I'm a Dr who fag don't worry I know my shit

John McCain now identifies as a pansexual goat
ISIS happiness skyrockets

>>739643868
>>739641611 stated absolutely nothing!

>>739643864
That only counts if you don't specify that only first dubs count you illiterate fuck

>>739642575
Also ya know, Brain cancer and all that.

thanks to newly gained knowledge the Islanders develop primitive boats

>>739644031
That wasn't me...

Everyone realizes they are thirsty so they drink the pond water in the middle of the island

>>739643724
John McCain wipes out ISIS leaders, establishes himself ad immortal god emperor of his island half.

>>739644148
Rolling

>>739644009
reroll

>>739644266
kek Winrar

Islanders discover memes. Happiness grows by 8

>>739644090
Whatever
Isis decides islanders are ancestors and kill themselves to offer their blood and meat as food, also mccain dies from diabetes

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>>739644266
McCain has a sexual metamorphosis into a pansexual goat, Isis is happy.
Meanwhile the islanders are growing more thirsty and are unhappy because of it.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 2
Thirst: 4
Happiness: -1
Knowledge: 2
Strength: 2

ISIS + McCain
Population: 11(11 males)
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 2
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 6

>>739644467
Roll

>>739644489
Reroll

>>739644523
I fucked up, Isis' happiness is actually 7.

Islanders drink the pond water

Islanders kill McCain and drink his blood to quench their thirst, ISIS riots

>>739644635
Rolling

there is a heavy rain that hydrates everyone but also drowns some people
the survivors evolve gills and fins

>>739644716
Reroll

Lolis land on the island and build an anti negro village

>>739644489
Rolling

>>739644772
rorr

>>739644825
Reroll

>>739644825
Reroleroni

Islanders dig out uranium

>>739644825
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEroll

>>739644933
WINRAR

ISIS sets up charia law on island, all women now wear burqa and have now frequent CIA supply drops (random)

>>739644825
ROOOOOLLL

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>>739644933
Two Lolis land on the Island with intent on building an Anti-Negro Village.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 2
Thirst: 5
Happiness: -1
Knowledge: 2
Strength: 2

ISIS + McCain
Population: 11(11 males)
Hunger: 1
Thirst: 3
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 6

Lolis
Population: 2(2 females)
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 1

>>739645223
From now on cataclysm will happen once in a while. I will use a random number generator to decide if it happens and who it effects.

>>739645177
fucking hell

Reroll, lolies included in sharia law.

1 loli joins ISIS tribe after she marries one

>>739645223
Really just two lolis wtf man
Since lolis came prepared they start building their village

>>739645376
reeroll

>>739645396
I should've implied that they are building the village. There are only two because you disgust me.

Their village will be finished in 2 turns if it makes you happy.

>>739645223
Islanders need to kill the lolis and drink their blood before they die of thirst

Islanders develop a religion based around a wooden bowl
A meteorite falls on random part of island

>>739645527
When thirst or hunger is maxed(10) it kills one person a turn just so you know.

>>739645527
Reroll for this

Islanders go Bear Grylls and drink their urine
manwhile ISIS invents wooden swords

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Lolis crown a new loli queen only known as Sucy the poisionous

Islanders find where loli pees and drinks that pee

>>739645376
rerollll

>>739645715
Reroll

Islanders decide that their thirst is from blood and prepare to atack isis with coconuts

>>739645720
Reroll

>>739645376
roll

cmon something happens

friendly ISIS gives water to Islanders for exchange of one of their women
goat escapes

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>>739639961

>>739645777
WINRAR DO IT OP

>>739645376
rerollzz

>>739645843
Thanks for the bait fbi guy

>>739645777
kek

>>739645376
reroll

>>739644933
I'm dead this shit just made my night

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>>739646036
The Islanders grow desperate and drink Loli piss to survive
Meanwhile Isis members are raping John McCain while another is exploring.
The Lolis are building a village that will be completed next turn.
No calamity this time.
Islanders
Population: 6(3 males, 3 females)
Hunger: 3
Thirst: 0
Happiness: 0
Knowledge: 2
Strength: 2

ISIS + McCain
Population: 11(11 males)
Hunger: 2
Thirst: 4
Happiness: 6
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 6

Lolis
Population: 2(2 females)
Hunger: 0
Thirst: 1
Happiness: 10
Knowledge: 0
Strength: 1
.

>>739639961
op gets fucked by his dads massive cock

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>>739646083
Once the lolis finished the village they toom some isis sand nivger captive and prepared to make babies also they crown a queen called Sucy

McCain escapes ISIS to live in wilderness
Islanders figure out how to fish

op eats out his mom

>>739646219
Rerolll

>>739646219
Isis people have a strength of 6, the Lolis would have to find another way.

>>739646219
REEEEEEEEEEROLL GIVE ME MY LOLI QUEEN SUCY

>>739646083
niggers land on eastern shore and begin to build a colony

Space Kangz come to build pyramids and enslave ISIS

>>739646219
Scratch them being captive they just seduce em also rerollerino

>>739646350
REROLLERINO

>>739646083
Islanders with their superior knowledge convince isis that shit is also edible and trade their shit for half their belongings

Islanders adopt islam

>>739646350
REEEEEEEEEEROLLEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENO

>>739639961
chuck Norris crash lands on the eastern shore

>>739646485
God dammit i want is sucy to be a queen reroll

>>739646535
I WILL NOT STOP TILL DUBS REROLL