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Any medfags around? My niece suddenly came to my crying and showed

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Any medfags around? My niece suddenly came to my crying and showed my this, she was watching a movie in my room. Anyone knows what it is?
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looks like a electrical burn, go to a hospital
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>>739612025
burned her finger, between first degree and second degree id say, caused a blister, she picked the blister causing that hole.
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>>739612025

idk. anti-biotic in-case its some bacterial icky something.

bandaid, ice, idk.
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>>739612097
Thank you, I'll go check it out ASAP.
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Definitely a burn
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>>739612025

She's just schlicking too hard.
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Clearly a hole in her finger
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>>739612025
yeah looks like a burn
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>>739612025
electric burn, freeze/chem burn or a pulled out wart
choke her until she tells you, this would not happen just so, she did do something
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>>739612203
>anti-biotic in-case its some bacterial icky something
You're the reason mankind is doomed to be eradicated by some anti-biotics-resistant super virus.

Just use rubbing alcohol and clean bandages.
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>>739612097
I secound this.
Aren't GFCI cummon in burger land?
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>>739612704
She needs to see a doc bro.
She may get some heart issues if it was an e-shock.
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One of the STDs I gave her. Tell her I'll see her soon.
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>>739612704
>anti-biotics
>virus

choose one.
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Just amputate it just to be sure
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>>739612704
>anti-biotics-resistant super virus.
i think you'll find all viruses are antibiotic resistant
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>>739612025
The blistered area looks like a burn. The puncture..did she try to pick at it?
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>>739612025
OP its pretty hard to tell you what the movie is if you have given us no hints. Its anyone's guess.
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>>739613310
Why don't you just take the whole arm instead, much better
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>>739613112
Your mom has no teeth so she cuts teeth off dog and puts it on
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>>739612025
It's just a fucking blister. Bandage that shit up and go on with your life.
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>>739612025
Looks like it's a job for those x/spectors
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>>739613777
fucking kys
literal reddit tier memes
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>>739613843
But I GAT trips my dude
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>>739613995
EKS DEE MUH DIGITS
BUT MUH DIGITS :()))))

GO BACK TO PLEBBIT NEWFAG STICK A DICK UP YO FAGGOT ASS
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>>739612782
OP here, I was looking around the house and found this lamp on, it was flickering so I guess she turned it on and got shocked
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>>739614082
You failed as a father
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>>739612025
looks like a popped blister, tell her not to rub her clit that hard
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>>739614197
I'm not her father
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>>739614329
are you black???
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>>739612704
What a fucking idiot. You're the kind of person who brags about being super intellectual and thinks your better then everyone else in the room. Maybe it's time to admit this isn't the case. Take a fucking look at your life.
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>>739614412
She's my niece, lives next door came here because she left some of her toys and drawing book around
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>>739613508
How about you just euthanize her? That'll solve it ASAP.
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>>739612704
>anti-biotics-resistant super virus.
>biotics
>virus

This can be evidence that you are the patient 0 of some super autism.
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>>739613398
underrated post
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>>739614580
that doesn't answer my question you bogus wanker
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>>739614695
How about u go back into ur parents basement
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>>739614080
He got trips of truth, you dumbfuck. You were wrong the moment you questioned him.
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>>739614820
no u
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>>739614822
FUK U SANDNIGGER
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>>739612704

but wait. alchohol is anti-biotic

its the same thing faggot.
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>>739612025

looks like a finger op
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>>739614963
FUK U ILL RAEP UR DOG
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>>739614814
I'm a spic living in tacoland
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Toy Story?
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>>739612025
She can't show you where she got hurt? That would be a start.

Alcohol or peroxide, then some bacitracin and a band-aid. Reapply bacitracin and band-aid as needed. Watch it for infection for next day or two. Should be fine.
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>>739612206
Well that solves that
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>>739615077
ILL RAEP YER PET CHINCHILLA FUCKER!!!
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So OP got his help....what should we talk about next? Um, anyone here ever suck dick?
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>>739615496
Thanks a lot, at first I thought she might have turned on a faulty lamp, but she told me she got her finger stuck in pic related. Already disinfected the wound and patched her up
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the fuck is that? a fingerbox?
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Looks like she fingered her herpes infested vajayjay. Tell her to wear a ruber glove next time.
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>>739615943
It's an advanced fingerbox ( it's actually a car launcher)
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>>739615943
Naw man, it's a tongue box Ameribro.
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Alright medfags present, I have a question for you. Is this chick dead or drugged or what?
>>>739613489
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>>739615771
NOT RAEP IF IT WANTZ IT
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>>739616285
WELL SAID
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>>739614580
Uncle Anon

With the 9 yo loli?
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>>739612025
hope its cancer and let her die
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>>739614814
LOL! FUCK
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>>739615882
what is that?
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>>739616683
A car launcher, she got her finger stuck on the slider
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>>739616563
She's 4
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>>739617053
Even better
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>>739617302
Kek
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>>739617302
Nah man, not into that, I take care of her from time to time since she lives next door
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>>739617053
Dubs for pics
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>>739612025
why don't you just ask her how she hurt herself you autistic fuck then you can determine if it's a burn etc and how to treat it
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>>739612025
spider bite expert here and that is clearly a bite from Magiku Quad Aburi japanese spider you speak english very well

The poision it uses works the same as Ricin god speed to your friend.
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>>739612704
>anti-biotics-resistant super virus

>anti-biotics
>virus
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>>739617721
I'm just messing around Uncle
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>>739612782
Only in bathrooms and kitchens near water.
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>>739617721
Stick your dick in it yet don't take too long thats how you get fried zoned.
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>>739612704
>antibiotic resistant super virus
>antibiotics
>virus
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>>739617053
>>739617721
>shes 4
Finger is not a 4 year olds finger.
Op is a faggot.
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>>739617053
Grass on the field play ball.
No grass have sex.
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>>739618077
Dubs of truth
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>>739617762
Great idea, I'll fucking torture a 4 year all so she spits whatever happened to her, oh right she doesn't know, she just started screaming and came to me saying her finger hurt.
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>>739612025
Sepsis, or gangrena.
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>>739618228
OP is this your ;pic?
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>>739618077
She is 4, her finger was swelled up
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>>739618228
Nice tits.
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>>739618909
Pics then
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>>739612704
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>>73961353
>?
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>>739619252
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>>739612025
Licenced physician here, with 15 years of experience in skincancerology and research.

What you have there is a penileasis fingerus. Your finger is basically turning into a penis. There is no cure for it. You may start sucking it in about 1 month or so, and may even begin to feel orgasms.
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>>739612025
it was a cobra
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>>739619592
pics without socks?
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>>739619592
All better now? Nice

OP isn't a fag
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>>739618340
Stick your dick in it bruh why you even come to ask /b/.
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>>739619584
>>>73961353
what imagie or text got removed?
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>>739612097
this.
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>>739619592
fap with sock post sock.
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>>739614082
That paint job
Are you mexican?
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>>739620171
>Are you mexican?


Look at the girl. >>739619592
CLEARLY
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>>739612025
Put a plaster over it, will heal in a week or so.
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>>739620237
your right mexicans are even on /b/ now im now trump is going to want to build a wall around 4chan...
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>>739619592
>>739618228
Show her this
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>>739620354
Throw out the ones that do harm, useful ones should stay
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Which of you faggots have done this? This shit is fucked up.

https://youtu.be/e3zD_Y2sGqY
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>>739620653
that is pretty funny i would laugh too darwins work at its finest.

you cant get mad its not their job to save him
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>>739620653
>niggers
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>>739620883
Edgy faggot
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>>739619592
Cute. Have any more pics?
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it waz a small benis
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>>739612025
looks like a finger to me, but I am no doctor..
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>>739620977
But he is right they are black also they don't know how to swim common really lol.
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>>739614995
No, most alcohols are antiseptics, there's a difference. Alcohol doesn't require an immune system to function like antibiotics do
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>>739612025
Urgent care dude. I had a spider bite that turned into something like this. Almost lost my arm.
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>>739621290
>antibiotics needs an immune system
yea.
they need a living orgasm, as in wet.
nothing more.
you could pour ab's in a glass of water, add bacteria, check an hour later, everything dead.
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>>739621438
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>>739621532
what bout the ass?
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>>739621940
black man takes only the pussy
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>>739622168
a cat is fine too they say.
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>>739619592
what kind of idiot post pictures of his niece on here? you want us to fap to her right?
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looks like Ebola but also could be AIDS.
How does it taste?
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>>739614412
KEK
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It is a burn caused by constant masturbation, stop putting it in your anus and let it rest for 2 weeks.
>pic unrelated
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>>739614580
Show tits
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>>739618909
My "finger" swelled up too
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>>739619592
You did everything right until this pic
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>>739622168
That cat
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>>739612704

>anti-biotics-resistant super virus.

So are you if you think antibiotics are used for viruses.
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>>739622561
As long as she is safe I don't care about low lifes jerking to loli porn, they'll have to realise that things don't work that way
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>>739623856
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>>739612097
yeah, this-
Might wanna go to hospital and get her heart/pulse checked out though.
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>>739624357
Post more please
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>>739625482
Log thread starting soon, eh?
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>>739626562
I said I don't care if you jerk off, that doesn't mean I'm fueling your fetishes
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>>739619592
Where's the band aid OP?
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>>739626745
I only fap to the top tier anime waifus
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>>739627682
It's skinned toned
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>>739612025
Wow OP, that's a small dick you've got there
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>>739628826
Perfect for his niece
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>>739613398
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>>739625798
>not reading the entire thread
>latefag=newfag
Hello there
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Looks like a fresh biopsy scar tbh...Strange...
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>>739626707
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>>739626745
What are your thoughts on the loli sex dolls OP?
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>>739621532
wow im really angry right now you know? you made a whiteboy angry, your mission here is over, go away.
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>>739612704
>murica
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yay thread dead
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>>739632876
Quads and I'll post a cum tribute of my niece
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