ive fallen in love with a cartoon character. whats worse is ive

>>739568817
Become an hero

You like.. the shittiest character? I mean, the whole show is just terrible but you decided to like a shitty ugly green person. Become an hero pls.

Masturbate to her 5 times or more every day so that eventually you will get sick of her.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph583171f51b719

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>>739568924
nah im not a faggot

>>739569075
i will consider this, someone start dumping some shit so i can get started

>>739569123
An hero is an honorable thing to do, what are talking about?

>>739569217
I don't have any because I'm not a jew.

>>739568817
Search up their fans. Trust me, that is an anti-anthrodisiac

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>>739568817
Sigh. Me too. But I love pearl.

an hero is the only option

>>739569479
isnt pearl a tranny?

This man is clearly a furry

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why would you try to stop

>>739568817
In a way, a male fapping to their characters goes against their lesbian agenda

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>>739568817
Serious answer:
Option 1: spend more time with real people, specifically women.
Option 2: find a better waifu, you fuck

>>739568817
>faggot loving sjw show

You mean fox news?

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>>739568817
I don't even watch the show that much I just fap the the porn also go to a /sug/ thread

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Your waifu is shit.

>>739570260
OP here, no 3D womens are not as good as 2D and this is all a huge lie, I just wanted to flaunt my perfect Green Waifu

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this thread needs more greenwaif

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>>739570436
Your waifu is still shit tho.

>>739570436
This is true. Even the worst 2Ds are better than the best of 3DPD whores.

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a challenger appears

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>>739570717
>Shitfu
>Shitfu
>Shit waifu
>Shit waifu
>Shaitfu

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>>739570822
>Best waifu for the win
She's piss tier waifu. She even turns into a huge puddle of piss.

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>>739570436
real OP here, i have a serious gf, been going on for close to a year. but when i start having dreams about a fictional character, i figured i have some serious problems

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>>739571016
Because you have a literal shit waifu.

There is nothing wrong with having waifu as long as it's superior god tier Pearl.

>>739571016
refer to
>>739570812

>>739571142
so what your saying is its not cheating if shes 2D

aight, i can live with that

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>>739568817
uhh i'm gonna be a normie and ask
is steven universe actually sjw?
i thought the whole point of the show was "look at the losers and lesbo shit that looks normal"
but at no point i remember it aggresively promoting gay as good thing

any /co/mrades got that graph showing how short she got?

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>>739571744
almost every character is gay. almost every character is a boy and girl. it treats faggots like they can do cool stuff. dont get me wrong, the show is pretty ok, but the message that gets spread to the real life faggots and lesbos and trannies is "its ok to be a freak because you are special"

Cut your dick off you fucking faggot

>>739568817
angry pie is best gem, you have chosen well.

>>739569266
maybe if you're some fucking Nip not worth existing in the first place

>>739568817
how many times have you jerked off to that peridot flash hentai that freakorama made

>>739571016
dreams are fuckin weird dude, i had a dream my bf sent me nudes that was just him with a sexy bikini model body. I had a dream I was chased by a fuckin CGI trex once

Dreams are weird, just jerk off and enjoy it

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>>739573006
your gonna have to point me into that direction

>>739572001
thing is, all the human couples are heterosexual, and gay shit kicks in only with the gems, and even then they are always treated like something that has no sex and can do magic sex with whatever it wants, like i don't remember anyone being mad at the Asaris from mass effect
if anything, at most, i'll take it as a subtle way to introduce kids to faggotry

>>739573246
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/684538

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>>739568817
>Fell in 'love' with a lesbian space rock.

Fall in love with the all new BMW i3 sure as hell it ain't getting it from me

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>>739573763
oh jeez. well thats 1

>>739574147
pshh
fine wtvr i'll watch it

>>739573275
I think the doom and gloom mindset only really makes sense if you already think the jews are mind-controlling us to be gay

>>739574261
>a human reproduction rod
k that's going in my dictionary

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amethyst best waifu

>>739568817
remove your genitalia so you won't have a libido

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>>739575200
faggot detected

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>>739568817

>>739568817
That ain't nothing. I fell in love with Nicole Watterson from the amazing world of gballand I commissioned artists to draw me fucking her. I would Jack off yo her 10 times a day when I was out of job, I had a hentai picture of her as a decal on the hood of my challenger, I spent thousands of dollars on art of her and I jacked off to the show when ever she appeared on the epiaodes

>>739576097
is this a JoJo reference?

>>739576186
Nice zaaaa worldo

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>>739569123

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>>739576092
holy fuck