Hey /b/rothers! I come again for the millionth time to bring

Cud u pls go away

I keep looking at my ex gfs instagram. I know I should stop, I don't want her but she's super sexy. What do?

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>>739565688
sorry... I just like helping people..

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>>739565772

You can look at her as long as you want.. its kind of creepy and you should probably stop... being attracted to your ex isn't really that good but as long as its causing no harm, I don't think its that bad!

>>739565980
So it's super bad and I need to quit cold turkey but you're a nice kitty and don't want me to feel bad about liking big tits and asses.

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>>739566232
I don't think its SUPER bad but... I think you should just look at something else..

do whatever makes you happy! Also, thank you for calling me a nice kitty!!

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I'm just going to keep on making stupid pictures for this thread ;3

if any anons are are here, don't be afraid to tell me what's on your mind!

I have big dreams but can't motivate myself to start on them. Live with parents, 18 year old fag, no jobs around and have no friends or am able to do anything because they're strict and don't want me to be independent so they can control me. What do?

So I'm on the younger side... completing my senior year of high school this year. But I'm in a tough spot.

My family doesn't have money. I've known this for awhile now, and I have passed it off as nothing was wrong. We have had a lot of trouble in the past, and its getting worse. both my parents do not have college degrees, and even though they both work 3 jobs each which still makes earning money for me and my two younger sisters very hard. Thus, it causes me to work extra hours at my job and give all the money I earn towards my family's debt, sell some of my personal possessions, my xbox one.. You get the point. It's put a large amount of stress on me, paying some
of the bills, taking care of my younger sisters because my parents are never around, and all my schoolwork on top of that. Recently, my mom totalled her car really bad, and i'm afraid I am going to have to sell my gaming rig, thus cutting off most if not all my playing time.

Maybe it will get better. I hope it will. Yet, there is a chance that it might not. For as long as I can remember, my family has paid huge amounts of money for me to get an education, and I have misused that ability by fucking around and not doing well. Maybe this is a good thing, no distractions. I go to a private high school, and I have been accepted into a very good community college up where I live. Even with financial aid, it is still a lot of money, throwing my family into deeper debts

What do I do? How do I go through life with this debt hanging over my head. When I get done with college I'm still gonna be dirt poor. If any other anons have dealt with debt please feel free to respond too.

>>739565688
>being this new

>>739565546
I don't know how to deal with my sexuality. It's like some kind of weird demon that takes control, and I don't know when to stop it. What I've done to get off continues to haunt me. I live with this awful, guilty conscious on my back at all times.

Wanking helps me alleviate stress, and releases tension, but I feel god awful for it. What do, confession cat?

>>739567292
Should I pretend not to want sex from girls to get it from them? It's not that I only want one thing it's just that I want a girl that can make French toast and suck dick

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>>739568035
my parents are the exact same way... they forbid me from going to a college/uni with a dorm.. and other stuff

Once your 18 your parents don't legally own you anymore.. Gather enough money so you can support yourself... try to get through your hell, be strong! You can accomplish your dreams no matter what, don't worry!

Try to get an education someone... and find friends there.. go to the park and socialize with people who seem interesting.. just get out of the house, its a hell hole.

>>739568228
honestly... dept sucks... but you're still young..

If you're really passionate about your education, go for it.. your parents might not understand... but its just so you can support them.

If you don't want to do that because of the guilt just drop the education.. as long as you have a G.E.D. you can get most decent paying jobs... My parents never went to college either and they rack up a good salary.. You can do it, just try your best!

>>739568035
I'd leave and never look back. I'm not the cat tho

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>>739568627
go outside... there are other ways to help stress other than jerking off.. meet new people! Pet a cat! Find a hobby and keep your brain occupied..

Try to chill for a while, just pick your little head up and think of all of the things that make you happy! put a smile on that cute little face of yours anon!

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>>739565546

I have a tough one for you, on the morality side of things.
I have a shitty roommate who has skipped out on 3 months of bills, and really gone super out of his way to make the lives of those around him miserable, and regards it as 'fun'.

I have the power, and the...shall we say 'evidence' to really ruin this person, and a younger me would have done it. That being said...I'm trying hard these days not to be that old me. Which brings me to my dilemma. Do I visit retribution like this person has never known to humble him, or allow him to continue to do wickedness because the alternative is being 'worse' than him?

I wasted a year recently after high school screwing around. I procrastinate too much and I don't know how to stop. What should I do to push myself to finish what I start and go hard on whatever I'm doing?

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>>739568724
don't play with a girls head like that.. try to form a compatible relationship with them.. It hurts to know that someone only wants you for sex...

And plus, most thots cant cook for shit..

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>>739569222
Thanks, confession cat, or whichever anon is behind this. You're a godsend for doing this.

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>>739569385
Tell him firmly and aggressively what he needs to do... I don't think you should resort to black mail, it seems childish...

I don't have much to give for this problem, I never had roommates because they make me self conscious... I apologize in advance

>>739569436
Get a planner, follow it strictly... Keep a mental image in the back of your head of what you'll look like without of G.E.D... Think of all of the bad things in your life that might happen.

Okay got that image?

Now just study like crazy, stop doing anything that's remotely fun because that's what you spent the last year doing, correct?.. Get shit done, then play. Get your grades up!

that's how I got mediocre grades in high school^^

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Holy shit, a real advice thread

>>739570130
Yep! this is what I do in my spare time... Kinda sad, but its fun

Oh, its OP btw.. No drawing because I'm currently drawing a bunch!

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>>739569926
Understood.
How about a different question then, but in the same vein.

Is it wrong to want to be retaliatory, and enjoy when you can win at the cost of another, or is it better to live-and-let-live, even at the cost of yourself?

I am >>739569385

>>739570541
Ah ok, so what made you come here to offer advice?

>>739565546
i ate raw bacon and now i feel sick what do?

>>739565546
remember the girl 1 and 2 guy from yesterday?
i took a decision
>told 2nd girl to fuck off literally
>started dating girl 1

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>>739570778
it depends on who it is and the problem... if its something tiny like "oh, he ate my breakfast".. just leave them alone. But in the case of "I'm actually dying because I cant pay the gas bill alone.." Its okay to enjoy it, because you needed to win that in order to live peacefully..

>>739570837
Its fun to help people.. and I like drawing pictures of cats.. and I like to be called kitty!

>>739570917
go get medical treatment.. you might get food poisoning or something serious... if you don't want to do that just throw up as much as possible or something.. ((I'm not in the medical field, WebMD the shit out of that))

>>739570976
Hm.. good, keep me posted on how it turns out!

I hope you're happy!

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>>739571187
i dont want to puke tho

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>>739569926

I want to have sex with my sister, she is 20. We are cool with each other, but idk if she's into me. There are multiple signs showing she is as well as she is not. How do I approach this.

>>739565546
Is it okay if I try to have every fetish ever?

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>>739571360
I don't know what to tell you, call 911 or something...

>>739571418
Awesome! made me smile!!

>>739571445
um... (I don't condone this now want you to do it) Okay just approach it like if it were a normal girl you wanted to date... But please don't fuck your sister, its a bad idea and can bitter your relationship...

>>739571554
Don't have a pic... sorry!

I think it's okay! as long as your not in danger to anyone... I think its fine!

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I feel like life is going to shit real fast. I have no aspirations or dreams. I dont think I have much of a future. I dont want to live but i dont want to die. When will life get better?

My uncle Pete molested me when I was a senior citizen. How do I prank uncle Pete and get him back. He's parapalegic and only has one eye.

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>>739571696
I'm not in control of your life buddy... just be yourself and do what makes you happy! Life is only shit if you make it shit...

keep that little head up and look at the good things in life! try not to think of the future, think of the present!

>>739571753
Uh.... not too sure on that bud...

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>>739565546
Gf recently told me she thinks she's asexual now & not attracted to me anymore, but says she still loves me. What should I do?

How do I sort my marbles into the correct bins. I can't seem to be able to tell the difference between the baby blue and light blue marbles.
My boss is going to fire me if I don't sort these marbles out.

How do I tell my leprechaun to shut the fuck when I'm working. He won't be quiet and the noise is just too much. Should I just give him the silent treatment or should I scream the national anthem until he stops bitching.

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>>739571880
... If she's 100% about it there's no way you're going to get your dick wet.

She might still like you though but not in a passionate way.. I think at least!

just stay with her for a little longer and see how things get!

>>739572021
Sort all of the other marbles that you can actually differentiate.. once you get the blue marbles and the baby blue ones.. Sort your heart out.

Look at them carefully and try your best.. If you cant differentiate them too well there's a good chance your boss wont be able to either!

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i am on the gullible side, and rarely understand when i'm being lied to (nearly fell to cyber sex predators multiple times). advice?

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>>739572207
don't give him any attention... if he dosnt change than give him a taste of his own medicine!

>>739565546
I don't have a question; I just wanted to say you're doing God's work. Thanks, Confession Cat!

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>>739572280
be super SUPER skeptical.... get to know the people you talk to... find out their quirks and flaws.

Ask a ton of questions too!

My best friend was nearly raped several times when she was young. She was reminded of it a few moments ago and now she won't stop crying. What should I do? And thanks in advance.

Where can I find the Andrew. I lost him at Walmart and he seems to have gained 56 million twitter followers since I lost him.

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>>739572350
Oh my god thank you so much!!!

>>739572537
Hm... try to get her mind off of it.. do a bunch of stuff that she loves! treat her like a princess and make sure she's as happy as she can be!

>>739572544
Hm... Did you DM him?... maybe ask one of his close friends... Look at the Walmart security cameras or something

>>739572544
>>739572743
He now owns Walmart with from all his twitter sponsorship money. Walmart won't let me into any stores anymore.

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I jerk off to sluts on periscope, many of which are likely to be underage.

>>739572901
I guess you're out of luck then buddy.. Your friend bailed on you..

OP btw

>>739573003
um.... I don't advise it but I suggest you not do that... it's kinda bad and might lead to worse behavior... I'm just glad it was CP or something though...

OP again.. sorry I'm cropping drawings

>>739566232
give us that insta wa

another one from ya gullible boy

i wanna explore /b/ but want to be able to come to this thread again later. how can i do something like save a thread?

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>>739573455
I'm kind of a newfag when it comes to this stuff... I just keep the thread in a separate tab and just come back to it whenever it updates!

I'm trying to fuck my cousin. Is this bad? How would I go about doing it?

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>>739573870
really bad, don't do it... don't even try to be honest..

Like I told the guy before, don't try to bitter your relationship with family.

>>739574291
To be honest***** ugh

>>739573870

do not listen to this judgmental-ass cat

fuck your cousin
just flirt this way
2 steps forward
1 step back

>>739574472
>>739574291
Now I'm more conflicted

>>739574472
>>739573870
hey, do whatever you want.. I don't care to be honest.. I'm just giving my two sense here... go and fuck your cousin like you would any other girl, I'm not saying its right though

OP btw

>>739574539

look man, incest is like one of the most popular fetishes in the world; if you're thinking about fucking her there's some chance she might have thought about fucking you

just feel it out
plausible deniability is key

>>739568724
I need a real bitch.
Who can make french toast and suck dick.
She's 5'6" with firm tits.
Went to UCLA until she met my dick.

are you still doing this, cat?

>>739565546
Going into final year of uni, never kissed a girl and have never gone to a party. Have a hard time socialising, any advice?

i jus texted this chick, long story short, only a few msgs and i thought she smoked weed, i offered her to smoke with me but she said she doesnt smoke weed, i asked if she tried it and she said she did, i said what happened and she read the msg with no reply, am i fucked forever or what

>>739574948

take up a hobby;
sports if you're sporty
nerd shit if you're nerdy

something that requires human contact
but always puts the focus on an activity

that's a good start

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>>739574932
Yep!

>>739574964
I cant really say for sure anon... you might've fucked up if she's super anal about smoking..

She might just be busy though, I cant really say..

I apologize in advance, sorry!

>>739574964

tinder?

give it a break and come back with a question about her that isn't weed related

i get no women

>>739575174
be yourself... women like men that are confident

OP btw

>>739575174

look into David DeAngelo's shit
pirate it and give it a go

>>739575259
im the very opposite of confident wtf

>>739575115
im 99% sure she just doesnt wanna talk to me, shit is fucked up man, she has liek 41000 snapchats score, i only have 4000, ive had my snap for like 5 years too

>>739575340

seriously, look into David D
I recommend starting with Deep Inner Game

i want to fucking confession cat in the ass

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>>739575493
no

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>>739575340
just stop being so invested in your insecurities, try to be yourself and not be such a downer!

>>739575382
Your might be out of luck anon... I'm sorry to say this, she might've gotten bored and or probably thinks you're just going to be annoying and pressure her to smoke or whatever.. some people think that

>>739575565
thanks for the compliment! I don't do anal though... it hurts a lot...

>>739575666
fuck you, you dont understand how hard it is to be an introverted beta lowlife :(

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>>739575826
I'm sorry... I'm trying my best here bud.. not all women like alphas.. most of them just like a guy that can pull them selves together

>>739575905
well shit im going to be a virgin then

>>739575666
trips of devil confirms no happiness for me

cat do you make all of these drawings yourself?

you're very talented! especially drawing with paws!

>>739575826

yeah that's piss poor advice.

but yeah man, if you really wanna change your results you may have to put some time and effort into changing your approach. I recommend David D strongly, really helped me get a lot of my shit together

there are haters, but they are faggots

steal it for free and use it if you like it

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>>739575973
I do! I make them while I wait for responses... and from these responses I can clearly see that most people aren't too happy with their answers and that makes me really sad...

thank you for the compliment though! I don't know if you mean it for real though... its hard to tell when people are being sarcastic or telling the truth..

I love you anon!

>>739575666
actually, im somewhat likely to see her in real life somewhere around , if i saw her in like a month or 2, would it be best to avoid her or try something in real life, if trying it is best option then what do i do, really dug myself into a hole here

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>>739576173
Say hello to her and make the right impression with her.. don't scare her or make it seemed force, be friendly!

If she seems uncomfortable then just give up... sorry to say that anon, I wish you luck though!

>>739576304
Kill yourself.

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>>739576334
thanks, ill consider it

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>>739565546

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>>739576505
I understand why

>>739576304
fuck, how does a male whos not the best socially manage to impress someone when theyre with their friends, hopefully i just wont see her if im honest, i know i somewhat have nothing to lose but i really dont wanna fuck something up and look like an idiot in front of multiple people

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>>739576712
if there's more people involved then I don't think that's the best... it might make you more nervous and god knows what you'll do... Find a different way to talk to her when she's alone.

>>739576801
two of those post's aren't mine btw..

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>>739576901
i will bare that in mind, thanks mysterious cat person

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>>739576901
look

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>>739577036
welcome!

>>739577101
my owner pulled out my reproductive organs

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>>739577217
AWNSER

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>>739577292

why does it matter to you, it's irrelevant

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>>739577369
noob

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>>739574808
dem lyrics doe

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for all of you! <3

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I'm going to sleep guys.. you might see me online later.. I love you all so much!!

Will /b/ get it's shit together and actually attack/go after Jake Paul?

>>739579625
maybe...