> feeling beta as fuck. These are my three uni housemates.

DEVELOP A "FUCK IT" MORALITY YOU FGT

>>739544270
what do you mean?

>>739543856
i'll tell you what i'd do.
>wait till they're all out
>go in their rooms
>i'd pick the one on the left
>steal knickers/panties
>steal socks
>fap
>enjoy
>fap to them having sex if you're into that


but seriously anon it's okay if they're not interested in you. you can still have fun (as i described above)
more pics of the one on the left please? insta?

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>>739544774
bumping thread for OP

TIMESTAMP WITH THE RED COUCH IMMEDIATELY OR GTFO!

PLOX

>>739543856
Install hidden cameras

Jesus fucking christ are people this pathetic?
Maybe if go out yourself, talk to people, work out, and take some care in your appearence maybe people will like you?

And another thing, if every single fuckin interaction you have with a girl leads to you wanting to bang her then you're gonna have a bad time. Just be a intresting person and make freinds.

>>739544774
Yeah I've stolen panties in the past.

It's the yoga though. That shit is torture.

The middle girl Rachel is super into black guys. feel fucking beta as fuck.

Her insta is @alicegilbert

>>739545276
get outta here with your sound advice and actually being helpful. you cuck

>>739545223
Know any good sites? I'd be scared of getting caught if it was just my phone

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>>739543856
I'll give you some real advice, bro.
Depending on how long you've been living with them, you're probably too late to fuck any of them.

BUT...

You can still fuck some of their hot friends. No matter how beta you are, even if they see you as a complete beta themselves, if you are genuinely friends with them, they will work their asses off to get you laid. They probably have a shitload of slutty friends who will fuck you if you really wanted. Shit, there may be even some so slutty all they have to do is ask them, and they'll fuck you for the hell of it. Trust me, dude. Let them know you wanna get laid, and they will provide. If you try earnestly, and present yourself well, you may even get to bang one of them in the process.

You're sitting on a God damn gold mine and you don't even realize it. Take my advise, please.

>>739543856
Bang their friends. Be clear and bold about it. Fucking easy.

>>739545420
tell more about the panties stealing?

Oh my god, Alice is stunning. Absolutely amazing. thank you OP. Did you steal any of her panties? You are blessed. I'm in uni myself with some attractive ladies but not on this fucking level, wow.

Start wearing spandex. Often.

>>739546016
Right. And these tards are on about stealing panties. It's like they don't really want to get laid.

Delete Facebook hit the gym lawyer up

>>739546016
Yeah, not a bad shout.

I'm a little scared I'll be laughed at... but they are good friends so hopefully not

>>739543856
Rape and decapitate them.

>>739546381
And if they laugh at you so what? Laugh along and move on. You won't see them after college anyway.

>>739546103

Alice is actually the one I'm closest to but also the one that gives the biggest blue balls. She often walks around in just underwear and a white t shirt (no bra)

Stole panties from Rachel (middle girl). Pink thong. She's the sluttiest of the three. She's given head in our garden (which is right outside my window)

>>739544270
This. I'll give you a perfect example, you tentative, overthinking faggot.
>Can we have a party at the house Anon?
Fuck it, why not
>Do you want to smoke weed with us anon Anon?
Fuck it, why not
>Wanna fuck one of us while the other two do yoga in the same room?
Fuck it.
Why not.

>>739546381
How long have you been living with them?
Would you consider them "friends"?

If so, they won't laugh at you. They'll help you.

I used to have a couple virgin friends in our social circle back in high school. We had a few chicks in our group as well, and they knew they were virgins. We would conspire constantly to try to get them laid, and trust me, those chicks would fight tooth and nail to get a real friend laid, ESPECIALLY if you're a virgin (not sure if you are).

They make the best wingwomen, AND, if they're true "party animals" they have many slutty friends with no morals who WILL fuck you just because they asked them to.

Again, this is only if they are actually your friends, and aren't already disgusted by you. But if they're doing yoga in the middle of the living room with you home, that means they're pretty comfortable around you. So IDK, you tell me. How is your relationship with them?

A chick wingman is a powerful thing. A fucking squadron is epic.

Ask them to help you with your style or somesuch. Let 'em take you shopping. Explain you want some help landing a girl. They'll do the rest.

>>739546911
To be honest, I would try to think of it differently. Don't think of it as her blue balling you. Think of it as a treat. It'd make some excellent fap material. Steal her panties or her socks or something, man. I would kill for just a picture of her dirty socks. Fuck. In fact, any foot pics? Or a link to her fb? Sorry OP but I'm crazed.

>>739543856
>I desperately need girls to care about me as much as the random dicks they bring home and forget about later, boo-hoo.

They're 7-8s at best and just look annoying af, that's why those guys fuck them and don't deal with them for longer than they have to.

Clearly you have not dealt with enough shit to realize what a waste of time and money it is to convince women to do anything with you.

Fap to the sluts getting railed and put your career first. They will have STDs, saggy vaginas, kids, psych issues, and faded looks in ten years while you can still have it with girls their age.

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>>739543856
>was friends with her when she was very religious and abstinent
>now she's sexually adventurous and doesn't need to be married to have sex
>now she casually fucks friends and is out of my life
>can't get her back into my life and I'll never get her pussy
Torturing myself watching videos of her and listening to a song she recorded

>>739547010
Since September (though I was in halls with Alice in first year).

And yeah, I'm a virgin.

With Alice good, but very friend zoned (she always asks me for guy advice). Rachel kind of intimidates me. She's very confident and has sort of taken the piss out of me in the past when I tried hitting on her. Jenny (right) is kinda chill. She's quite quiet. We get on. She's the least pretty but has a GREAT body.

>>739547550
Rachel seems like a bit of a dick. Alice feet pics?

ok this is no joke.

go out. if they ask where you're going, say you're going to get something to eat.

get a hot fucking hooker that's your age so you can play it off. like a solid 9. your roommates are 7s at best and a 9 will be threatening.

take the hooker back to your place. tell her you live with three roommates and they're chicks and you want to impress them or make them jealous. trust me, the hooker will go for it.

go back to your place (while your roomies are there) and fuck the hooker. make sure she's loud but not overwhelmingly so. make sure your bed makes noises.

leave your room, walk out holding the hooker's hand, go back an hour or two later.

then, guess what, your roomies will be curious as fuck as to what you have/did to pull a chick they KNOW is hotter than you. they'll be intrigued and will start vying for your attention.

play hard to get but making out and feel them up until they're practically begging you to fuck them.

congrats. you're on your way to becoming a stud.

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>>739547144
Alice feet pic

>>739547550
Jenny body pic, anon

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>>739548122
Jenny

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>>739548122
thanks man, i'm doing a bit of hunting myself. please keep em coming. got kik?

>>739548119
>then, guess what, your roomies will be curious as fuck as to what you have/did to pull a chick they KNOW is hotter than you.
hotter than them. sorry Anon. wasn't trying to be a dick.

>>739547550
>With Alice good, but very friend zoned (she always asks me for guy advice)

You have no idea how actually perfect this is. Does she know you're a virgin? If she asks you for advice, you can do the same and she WILL HELP YOU.

Just do it man. Stop being a creep, stop posting their pictures on here. Embrace the friendzone with them, and use it to your advantage with all the women they'll bring over to fuck you.

Seriously, dude. You don't want to have sex with your housemates anyway. It's never a good idea, and even dudes who get laid regularly would refrain from it. Every man on earth wishes they were in your optimal position right now. I just hope you take my advice and follow through.

>>739548119
not bad..! hookers can be so versatile

just remember to wrap your bang stick /b/ro

>>739548550
Yeah I think you're right. Who best to make use of? Alice?

>>739545420
im capping this thread and spamming her insta so they know you are going to go through there shit and want to rape them

>>739548119
to add to this, NEVER tell them any details. when they asked where you met her, just smirk and say "around".

be as vague as possible whenever they ask questions. chicks fucking love "mysterious" guys.

>>739548742
Absolutely. The one you're closest to. And if she's genuine friends with the other two, they will undoubtedly get involved.

You have to understand, this kind of shit is fun for them. I've seen it happen. I've had hot female friends myself who had friendzoned me, and you can see their eyes light up when you ask them to be your wingwoman.

I can't even imagine how much they would enjoy getting you laid since you're a virgin. You got some happy times coming dude. I'm surprised it took you this long to see it.

>>739548875
fuck you, don't

>>739549061
Thanks dude. Cause god knows I need it.

I am one thong / late hook up / yoga session away from bursting

>>739545420
jesus. you done goofed OP

>>739548875
cool, anyone find these whores FBs yet? its time to sell out OP

OP is obviously gay. Living with three cute girls. wtf. Put on some porn. Get some drinks/drugs going. Four-way commences.

Don't shit wear you sleep

>>739549313
please don't man

>>739549066
see
>>739545420
I'm working on the finding the facebook pages, threads already capped, will be making an instagram account in a few minutes

>>739549313
I'll send more holiday pics if you don't

>>739549313
>>739549597
I've found their fb pages, but I don't want anyone to fuck over OP. I don't intend to blackmail you OP but some more Alice feet pics would really be appreciated. Or your kik or something so I can get more Alice pics.

>>739549646
okay, post em. I'll delete my account if you do.

>>739543856
sit around and cry about it on the internet, that will help. You whiny sack of shit

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>>739549824
post the FBs, hes not posting the pics.

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>>739550128

>>739550185

>>739548119
bump for this. good advice. do this, anon.

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>>739550141
he's delivering the foot pics so i'm afraid i can't.

thanks OP. please post all you can before thread dies

OP is Jenny single? put in a good word for me.

>>739545420

All bullshit. OP is one of the girls. Wants payback for whatever.

>>739550372
That's all I've got. Thanks man

>>739545223
thats a really good idea, Ill buy some pen cameras this weekend and hide them in the bathrooms. Getting them in there rooms will be tricky but im sure I kind find way in.

>>739550538
footfag here. if your name has three letters i found you lol. pls tell me you have a kik or something. i need more of these amazing pictures

>>739550538
not enough op. I finished the account, still trying to find there FBs, post some of the panties you stole
you have five minutes

>>739547010

Sure kid. What movie is this from?

>>739550468
Yeah they're all single.

One last story (the most beta). One time, very drunk, Rachel flashed her tits at me and said "is this giving you a boner|". And it fucking did. I don't think she noticed. She's the one I'd most wanna fuck. How about you /b/?

>>739543856
If you can't have sex with them, get hidden cameras and record them having sex, steal their panties, smell them while jerking off to them getting fucked. Even better of you watch it live, and can hear them as you're cumming. I was hoping to be able to do that if we took in my teenage sister in-law...

>>739550732
footfag here. OP ignore this cunt. if he's going to threaten you like this then he'll probably do whatever he's going to do regardless of what you give him. don't be extorted. i hate to say this because if you listened to this advice i would never have seen alice properly, but don't give out these girls details pls because twats like this are out there.

>>739543856
Idk man, being some sluts back to your crib. Fuck them loudly and call out a name of one of your roommates. With each new slut call out a different name.

>>739550468
yeah but Rachel is the one i want to rape the most to be honest.

so are we gonna sell out OP yet or what?

>>739550784
footfag here. You know my answer.

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>>739550732

>>739546960
He hasn't showed himself. He, like many people on here, is probably very unattractive.

>>739550784
>>739551178
I'll fly out to wherever the fuck you're from if you get me a date with her.

>>739546911
Those names sound so much like this is brutally made up, but hey, anons love making up stories in their mind and jerking to them!

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>>739551300
Not OP but here's my picture

>>739543856
Place hidden cam in bathroom.Post results

Have a wank.

>>739551427
footfag here. Some of those names are made up yeah, probably to keep some privacy. Can confirm that the story holds up from what I've found, just the names aren't all real.

>>739551481

I only see one cool nigger in that pic.

>>739543856
Yoga in the living room

>>739551481
clean up the facial hair, get a new hair cut, up your self-esteem

>>739551591
In a picture with none

>>739551632
I'll be damned before I take advice from a retard

anyone found there Facebooks yet?

>>739552112
yes

>>739545420
Kek OP, you've done fucked it up

>>739552390
What are they? names?

>>739552390
post em

>>739552704
no can do, OP delivered

>>739543856
How the fuck do you live with them and not fuck them?

>>739552503
>>739552704
footfag here. yeah OP delivered some tasty foot pics as I requested so i can't

>>739552750
not me

>>739552750
so? atleast give me some hints

>>739552868
thanks man

>>739552873
OP delivered so you guys wouldn't be able to snitch on him. so no m8 soz

>>739552948
you're welcome OP. giving me some way of contacting you for some more pics would be greatly appreciated tho

>>739552873
fuck that. if OP delivers and we still fuck with him, we teach OPs not to deliever.

it's science bitch

>>739553095
footfag here. exactly anon, /b/ has forgotten that we treat OPs with respect when they give us what we want

>>739553039
>>739553095
your both cucks.

>>739553459
footfag.
we both actually have some sense of justice and restraint. we don't fuck people over just because we can.

>>739553612
OP keep posting??

>>739553357
Not op but well done anon

>>739554321
footfag here. thx lad, all i can do now is wish for OP's kik

spy cam the shit out of them

>>739554453
The truth is that OP is pretty dumb for spilling the beans. And most of the anons could dig up the names if they just stopped being lazy fucks

Girl on the right is Abi Holden from Ravensbourne UK on facebook

>>739555111
true and true, but i'm still hoping.

>>739555332
this is why we can't have nice things

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>>739555111

>>739555332
>Abi Holden
thanks bro, links to the other 2?

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>>739555332
Rip OP

>>739556211
yup, im editing the caps right now to make it look as bad as possible. also found the other 2 bitches.

>>739556348
footfag here. why do this to the poor guy? he gave you what you wanted.

>>739556348

kek

>>739556856
you must be new

>>739557135
No, I'm from a time when /b/ had honour you fucking child

>>739557135
He's actually right about most points

>>739557135
YOU must be new

you got normal average physique?
shower every day,,no BO?
choppers decent?
wear like a clean shirt & jeans?
or wear jogging trunks & an nbc peacock cap & floppies to shuffle
around the flat.try a gradual dressup, add a shirt,week one,doff the cap week 2,week 3, clean pressed denims,nice shoes week 4.
what do you talk about with them?
I;ve known a lot of cute dumb broads who must have had empty skulls,the job,office gossip about
another empty skull bf surfer dude,toadally bitchin,they can drive you to craving a bottle of helium a tube to the mask & checkout

>>739556348
this is why people hate you. be cool, man.

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>>739557813
It's too late m8. He fucked up. I'm just waiting to see someone post conversation with the girls

>>739557135
You must be retarded you Autismo. Drop it. Don't be the reason /b/ is shit.

>>739545420
NYPA, but your bait seems to have hooked some faggots here.

Find condoms and poke holes in all of them, if they have them. You could also set up a hidden camera in their room, record them, then spread it anonymously. Send it to their parents and everything. Fuck up their lives.

>>739547227
Sorry to hear that.
Let go of the memory. Dwelling on it is not healthy.

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>>739558367
waiting on a responce,not done yet/ about to message the others

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OP you are way better than the fags snitching on you. You delivered. Fuck those fags that don't respect it, we are with you.

>>739559693
footfag approves this message. i'm sorry this happened to you OP

Trying to find OP, bump this thread.

>>739559652
Way to be a piece of shit, you just ruined OPs current life. He may have had a chance at getting laid and losing his virginity, unlike you, and you took that away. Fucking garbage kike newfags these days, go jerk off into your own mouth to tranny porn like you always do

Fucking faggot, someone should dox you

>>739548875
Daaaaamn hahahahahaha post screenshot of the convo plox

>>739560161
Hey, guy who posted this comment. Just kidding im not a faggot,

Really dumb on OP's part to post her social/ contactable info. Smh. You are fucked. Better find somewhere to move into when they kick you out.

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Don't forget to add me in the caps

>>739560271

Timezone: CDT,
Name Joey
OS win10 (mega-fag)
Come ON US fags, dox that son of bitch!!

Any little fagglets named Joey that look so gay in their fb pic ?

>OP asks for advice
>people ask for pics
>OP fucking DELIVERS
>everyone fucks over OP anyways
Edgy teenage faggots new to /b/ trying to make a name for themselves by being le cool and edgy and doxxing someone who delivered. Get some sense of honor you dumb faggots you are the cancer that is ruining /b/ and preventing wins from happening

>>739560271
Fuck off summer

>>739559652
What a douche

>>739561088

Dubs of truth

>>739559652
We all like finding some anon, but this guy didnt do anything. So fuck off.

lol what if its someone trying to fuck over someone they know

>>739561062
>>739559652
Can someone get this guys address? Some anon with higher up computer skills than me?

If he lives anywhere near me I'll go to his house and fuck him up myself, and get pics

This anon always delivers

>>739561565
Save his pic, it has name and pfp

>>739561565
you can see from the FB snapshot it is someone named "Joey" and he's got a white shirt with a selfie going as his pic. Dunno if someone wants to make that pic bigger and reverse image search it.

Msg'd alice on insta. She is taking caps to police.

>>739561565
There's not much to go on from that screencap. That's also most likely a fake account, unless this anon is a total dumbass

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>>739562016
Proof?

>>739561565

Lmao, you're going to fight a guy for posting pictures that were already on the internet? Makes sense.

>>739560927
CDT timezone, he is a US fag, maybe chicago.
Browsing /co, about star wars
Joey with a faglet picture, probably changed now because he shat his pants.
I don't know the shortcuts for the other gay apps he uses in his task bar and that chrome plugin.
Come on guys, profile that bitch, he will get anally raped....

>>739557351
been here since '05, /b/ has never had honor

>>739562016
Be careful you don't end up like this anon >>739559652

There's a possibility he's about to get seriously fucked up

once this thread 404s, get the archive of it and give it to all three girls so that they can hand that over to the police as well. make sure they have everything necessary to make sure OP is royally FUCKED

>>739543856

Post a picture of yourself and I can tell you what to do OP

>>739543856
the one on the right looks like FUCKING AMY SCHUMER

>>739560271
4chan is not reddit normie, we doesnt have morality :v

>>739562406

I've always wondered what it was like to be beta. Tell me about it.

>>739562145
Stop trying to deflect, and it's not gonna be much of a fight, he'll just get really fucking hurt.

>>739562256
Will start new thread once this gets 404d

>>739543856
Here's something I learned:
You have a life too, so start acting like it. Don't pay them any attention, and get out of the house just as frequently as they do. Sluts aren't worth it.
In the off chance that you want to be sticking your dick in those hoes, remember that 93% of communication is nonverbal. Sluts are attracted to confidence above all else. Watch what you say, how you say it, and what you are doing with your hands and body when you are saying it. Keep calm, keep relaxed, but most importantly, keep confident. Be aware of her body language too. Mimicking her actions ever so slightly can be the make or break.

Don't buy into the red pill or MGTOW because it's just pathetic. You are responsible for your own failure. Instead of blaming all women, maybe it's just you.

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>>739562368
>WTF

Watches at 0 $??

>>739547227
>religious

There's your problem.

>>739562681

Beta response. I can't imagine what your thought process is on giving a shit about what happens to OP. What is he really going to get hurt for? OP clearly isn't in the States...

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>>739562406
Nigger, op won't be "royally" fucked. He's either going to have to deal with a super embarrassing situation, or he used you guys to fuck with someone else. The cops won't do shit.

>>739563074
This.

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>>739559652

>>739562571
Is that supposed to be an insult? It's people like you that are ruining this board, it would be nice if we all had to register to use this site. Then at least mods would have an easier time banning the filthy down syndrome kids

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>there are actually people in this thread who think OP lives with these girls
>OP posting only pics of them he finds on facebook
>thinking this is anything other than some lonely beta virgin making up a fantasy about one of the girls who pity friended him on facebook

The autism here is outstanding.

>>739563021
He'll get hurt because I want to hurt him, reason enough for you? Quit your pissing and moaning faggot

>>739548875
Haaahahaaa
Ok, but actually dont thats too cruel

>>739562750
Sounds good, I'll keep an eye out

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>>739559652
Ok so this is slightly lulz but you gotta crop the shit out of these screenshots because I can't take your browser, OS, or life seriously; also OP didn't actually do anything threatening besides being a whiny pussy loser who advertises his failings on the internet for some reason (cause enough, yes).

Good for you and all, but you also deserve to get doxxed for this, you made it
so
fucking
easy

Go back to tumblr

>>739562923
Those are some nice watches anon

>>739563728
If you were going to do anything to actually "hurt" OP, you wouldn't be bitchmade on /b/ talking about how someone else should get you the info so you can pretend like you're going to actually do something.

>>739564224
He has eyes

Calling bullshit 3 gorgeous girls would not be roommates with some guy who browses 4chan

>>739563382

Bitches like that have 0 likelihood to live with any sort of dude

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>>739545420

>>739564295
Stop being a fucking idiot, I live in Edmonton Alberta Canada

Where do you live?
>inb4 no response

>>739557351
Yeah, that's not a thing

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>>739559652

>Maybe harbouring darker intentions

Lost

>>739564308
Shit I'm blind. Thought he had mad computer skills.

>>739543856
I would just masturbate while they have sex

>>739564577
Too soon

Any update on the FB message?

>>739564707
spoken like a true /b/tard

>>739564163
and a relevant point he had, too
shame he's gone, really, smartest guy in the thread

>>739543856

Flat out tell them you're a virgin and would like them to have a pity four-way with you.

If you're not fat and smell decent, they might just do it so they can lez out like they've always wanted to.

That dark haired one gives me a right boner..you should fuck her if if you have to pay her

>>739559652
Joey, you're are the biggest fucking faggot on this site, and that's saying something. I hope you get doxxed and beat the hell up. You just ruined someone's life, and I hope you see the consequences of your actions in full force.
Ps: kill yourself you kike

>>739557351
underage b&

>>739564577
story behind this pic? sorry..newfag here.

Let them keep catching you jacking it

>>739564542
In what way was my response idiotic? Do you not appreciate the truth behind my response?

Tucson, AZ USA. You're nowhere near OP which again goes to show that you won't do shit. Just keep being tough on the internet, guy. Maybe one day you'll do something in real life that makes you feel a little more complete, perhaps even complete enough to not feel the need to pretend you're about that life on the internet.

>>739564973
chances are this is a fake story. What kind of dumbass anon gives out a girls instagram and doesn't expect others to find facebook profiles...

>>739565052
www.lmgtfy.com/?q=too+soon+girl

Joey, this is Alice. The police have been notified. We will be filing a restraining order. Get your shit, and GTFO

>>739565066
It's not your response I was referring to, it's you, you're just a straight up dumbass. The guy deserves to get chewed out for being an asshole, so why don't you mind your own fucking business? Fucking kids these days don't know when to stop running their mouths, I'm more of a "real" person than anyone you've ever met. But arguing over about it on the internet doesn't solve shit, and only enables you to feel more entitled about your smug goofy fucking attitude.

>>739565888
Fakke.

Hey, OP, jus tell them its fake... idk maybe they'll believe it if they dont know 4chan

>>739565888
Why the fuck would the dude who posted the caps be the one living with the chicks you cuck, fucks sake

>>739565888
>tits or gtfo

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>>739565888

>>739565894
Chewed out? You said you wanted to hurt him. Was that exclusively verbal? lol...I think that you implying I'm a dumbass when you're given nothing but facts to back my points only goes to show that you recognize the intellect and your only possible response is to get defensive. I couldn't imagine that you're able to know exactly what kind of person I am based on my response. You're either lying to yourself or to me, lol. I don't know that my attitude is smug but I mean, if you want to pose any sort of argument that invalidates my points, please do so. Maybe you'll just ask someone else on /b/ to do what you can't, though...lol.

>>739555332
Friend requested

>>739543856
you white as fuck dont you op?

>>739564928
Alice pls

>>739548119
If op isnt fake, this strategy is the best in the thread. Solves op being a virgin and gets the roommates talking. Win win

>>739566998
you might be late... he's already fucked

>>739566597
...what?

>>739567081
Yeah, if this is real, his life is over for the next few years.

OP... want to come back to this thread?

>>739567388
If this is real he probably killed himself.

>>739567388
Still trying to find Joey tho.

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>>739567259
a nigger would already be sued for childsupport by all of em, no question why they're the alpha over whites

>>739567081
Well shit haha, if true he is retarded if not well nice troll

>>739567295
you live by the sword, you die by the sword

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>>739565888

>>739568294
If this is real this guy probably hung himself lmao.

>>739543856
an hero

>>739543856
they look like a bunch of cunts to me, they probably
have AIDS from fucking a bunch of niggers.
Just move on.

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>>739543856
Rip op

>>739563187
That.

If you want them to be attracted to you, you need to show them that other women are attracted to you. (Social proof)

Starting bringing various other girls home on the regular and they will cum around. ;)

>>739570598
I think we're past all that now.

>>739570359
Those.

Joey... give us an update!

Bumping for interest

Bumped cuz this was my fav thread all night.

>>739562571
You are mexican, you dont have word fucking monkey

>>739548119
this

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>>739543856

>>739573100
Dubs, checked.
Op gets toasted
Why does nature have to be so harsh

>>739559652
FUCKING GOLD ANON, let's be honest they werent gonna fuck him

>>739543856
Cum on their pillows.

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>>739543856
Just get a hooker every once in a while.

>>739567388
He's doing DMG control rn, let him alone

>>739558890
/thread.


NYPA, OP, you faggot.

>>739543856
I need the chick with the glasses.

Holy fuck!

>>739564577
Too late.

>>739551924
lmao
he is right though.

>>739573946
ewww

>>739574140
>this is why you're a virgin

>>739574198
but I'm not.

>>739573946
Her name is Abi Holden

>>739574221
>defending it
>more proof of virginity

>>739574287
nigga, a virgin or fedora-tipper would keep praising fugly wymin.

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>>739574287
Hes a virgin

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>>739551481
WHY HAVE YOU NOT MADE THEM YOUR HOES YET WITH YOUR BBC

WTF OP??

>>739574432 he said not OP you fucking retard.

>>739574416
Yep, he keeps proving it too...
>>739574403

>>739574550
lmao this guy is such a faggot.