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I've spent over $700 on philips hue light bulbs and accessories.

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I've spent over $700 on philips hue light bulbs and accessories.

make fun of me.
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>>739524485
Aren't those lights for autistic kids?
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>>739524485
its cool actualy
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>>739524485
Better put that shit on the bathroom
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>>739524599
i mean they could be.
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Nah it's pretty cool.
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>>739524485
Whatever rocks your boat but... why?
Your kitchen looks like a gay disco now.
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>>739524485
can you give any insight now that you've done it yourself?
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>>739524646
i would but they don't have bulbs for wet environments :(
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looks like a brothel
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>>739524485
Looks quite neat, but why in the kitchen?
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>>739524485

Looks cool, OP.

Now jerk off all over your kitchen so when you show it off, it lights up like Jackson Pollack graced your house..
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>>739524718
his boat is obviously a gay disco
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>>739524754
I've got a bulb for wet environments right here, lightning boy ;)
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>>739524485

not practical at all for cooking, you won't be able to see shit, if its overcooked etc, how much salt your putting in...your just going to end up using normal bulbs. what a waste of money
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>>739524485
looks gay.
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>>739524485
Looks pretty, Id like your setup as a secondary thing, like have normal lighting and when the mood suits those nice colours, then I would do drugs and enjoy the lights :)
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>>739524718
>>739524850
i have them in every room of the house but the bathroom

>>739524730
it's a lot of money to spend on something that's pretty useless but i really like being able to control every room of the house wirelessly through voice commands.
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>>739524625
Except the $700 part.
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>>739524485
It actually looks really nice OP Good job
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>>739524943
>>739525006

they do whatever you want them to do including all your normal bulb temperatures.
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>>739525292
ya that part kinda sucked
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>>739525711
What do you do for a living OP?
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Why buy hue lightbulbs when you can huehuehue
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>>739525860
i'm a fishmonger
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>>739526050
No, seriously
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>>739524485
>not buying lifx bulbs
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>>739526050
i may be a mong but i'm not a fish monger.

>>739526115
that wasn't me

i'm a consultant
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>>739524485
for some reason that purple light makes me want to punch the microwave
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>>739524485
OP, I understand you, I like those lights, great job! In Germany, one would say "Leider Geil!"
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>>739524485
Ur a fucking idiot, that money was worth it fuck face. What are u a fucking nigger or something, you relying on government nigga boi!?
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>>739524485
How long have you worked for Phillips advertising department? Genius plugging these to 4chan autists. GG.
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>>739525193
Wow. How much was it for the whole house then? That's pretty cool, anon. I have a small house, 2 bed one bath, probably not the best to do this but I just may if I'm feeling autistic enough.
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>>739525711
I stand corrected OP, thats fuckin dope sir
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>>739524485
>What are u a fucking
Look who's talking.
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Post more. I know that one room was not 700$.
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Where can I buy these? You've just sold them lmao
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during the prime day sale, i bought 3 bulbs and the bridge just to light my bedroom. pretty fun. Simulates a sun rise, and can set a mood.
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>>739526762
they really should be paying me

>>739526884
like i said in OP i've spent a bit over $700 to kit out the whole house. that number would be higher but i've sniped some ebay deals and the amazon prime sale.

2 bedrooms, living room, kitchen and dining room. i will probably get one of the portable hue lamps for the bathroom so i can have some color in there at night when i get in the bathtub and smoke weed dude style.
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r8 my setup
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>>739524485
Why so expensive for lights
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>>739524485
It's pretty cool. I mean bitches spend that on makeup and people waste money all the time who cares.
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>>739524485
could've just bought 30 bucks worth of rgb led's ya fuckin' moron
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>>739527240
amazon of course but home depot and best buy sell them in store. best buy usually has more in stock.

>>739527112
the whole house cost $700 to outfit.
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>>739524485
Du Dödel! But as a Philips shareholder I congratulate you on your purchase!
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>>739527799
Dubs of truth.
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>>739524485
if it makes you happy anon, it was a good purchase. the normal lighting looks fantastic too
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>>739524485
should have just used LED tape lights

would have cost you 30 bucks per 10 feet.
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>>739527799
you don't seem to understand what the hue lights are or what they can do. you aren't going to be able to replace them with some rgb lights.
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>>739528169
You could if you weren't a fuckin' moron.
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>>739527799
>>739528105

you simply aren't going to recreate what these things can do with $30 tape led's. especially t he spotlights and recessed lighting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJt7PfUfgt8
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Purdy cool
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>>739527469
I say it's very much worth it. You could have gamble all that money away
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>>739524485
Id love to live in your house anon
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>>739528621
nigga, did you really just post a Phillips commercial as proof that you couldn't have just gotten regular rgb's
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>>739528807
Do you have any proof that rgbs would suffice? Not OP btw
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>>739527308
try out huelabs and some of the cool features people have made. i use one that slowly fades in the lights as i wake up and dim out as i fall asleep. i also have a setting that flashes the kitchen lights red when the cooking timer is up.

>>739528719
true
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>>739529013
also my under counter kitchen light comes on at night as a nightlight.
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>>739528984
he's just trolling bro.
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>>739529214
Fug dude I'm pretty jelly that not only do you own a house but have a sick set up to top it off, hope ur not married
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>>739526248
>i'm a consultant

what an answer!
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>>739529721
no no no never getting married. you might be closer to having your own place than you think. i thought i was still at least five years away from buying a house. i was renting a house with my cousin but he got engaged and moved in with his fiance and i couldn't afford the place on my own so i left at the end of the lease. renting would be at least $1200/month but after meeting with the bank i realized i could be paying $750/month on a mortgage and have a place just as big by myself.
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>>739529907
that technically is the truth. what i really do on a day to day basis is more complex than what i care to type here.
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>>739529907
lets just put it this way. it's nothing your schools ever told you even existed as a career path.
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Anon is the oriental dude in the YouTube comments in the video he posted..

Same headline comment faggot op I have found u
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>>739528621
>>739528807
>>739528984
oh look, 1 minute of research
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt6NrmFpKIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPJQLvw3U44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFZBahypvmw
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>>739530282
You've given me hope. Thank you senpai!
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>>739530589
lol yes led strips are a thing. we all know that. problem is that have literally 1/10 of of the functionality that hue lights have.
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I can make the same for 50
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>>739524754
Wtf are bulbs for wet environment?
You retarded?
Bet there are normal bulbs in your bathroom right now
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>>739530806
look into your local housing market and start educating yourself on things like FHA loans. depending on where you are owning may be far cheaper than renting. with an FHA loan almost anyone with a half decent income can buy a house.
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Why would you put lights under the cupboards?
I mean, it's cool and all, just seems pointless at that location.
Did you inform yourself whether they are hackable? I remember a few articles on people turning lights off in other peoples houses via wi-fi/internet.
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>>739524485
Honestly kind of badass. Bathe your house in dark red light and invite people over.
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>>739524485
that's what I want my apartment to look like
a bunch of pink / blue and purple light
chill af
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>>739524485
neat
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>>739524485
do chicks dig it?
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>>739531004
today you learn that not all LED bulbs are suitable for high humidity environments.

>>739531085
see
>>739529214

probably hackable but what's the likely hood of that actually happening? pretty much non existent.
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>>739524485
Can we get some more pics? Be smart tho, do t want too much of your house revealed
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>>739531736
i usually don't show them until they've been over a few times but they get hooked on playing with them on my ipad once they find out they can control the whole house.
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>>739531950
If my house wasn't in such shitty shape I'd be tempted to try this.
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>>739527308
>can set a mood.
Alexa, set bedroom to fap mode
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>>739531775
i call this setting "whore house". it probably freaks out the neighbors. forgive the lack of decor, i've been taking my time to decorate.
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>>739524485
I like it. Lighting looks familiar to Eyes Wide Shut.
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>>739524485
tits or GTFO
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>>739532760
you can absolutely do that

>>739531775
i can make my place look like something out of a horror movie.
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I spent $15 on led light strips and 3 years later they still work fine

You wasted some money
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>>739532942
Is this enough to track OP's house on Google Streetview, guys?
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>>739532770
have you entertained a lady there yet? they must fuckign love that
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>>739533076
that is the most generic looking house ive ever seen. you tell me.
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>>739532942
Adorable house, anon. You can tell it's not a niggerhood. Too many where I live.
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>>739532942
why is your house asymmetrical
looks retarded
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>>739533503
Yeah, nothing wrong with assymetry in architecture, but when it's "almost there but not quite" it looks kinda off.
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>>739524485
I bet your neighbours think you're a weirdo. Those chinese students, the young couple with all the kids.
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Why do you have a dish washer; sell it for more lightbulbs. Handwashing gives a more thorough wash anyways and it gives you shit to do instead of spending nearly a grand on LIGHTBULBS.
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>>739533076
you can try. i'd love some pizzas and stripper to be sent over like the old days.

>>739533494
thank you

>>739533503
you'll have to ask the designer but since the whole area was built in the 1930's-1940's he's probably dead.
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>>739525742
eh actually 700 isn't terrible. i mean when you think about it, you spend around 200 dollars on bulbs if you replace like 2 or 3 rooms. At least if you get dimmable LED bulbs which everyone should be buying at this point. So an extra 500 isnt too bad considering you get to control them a ton.

That being said, making your house look like Need For Speed Underground isn't necessarily cool, and will more than likely send any girl you bring over running for the hills. But if you're ever like super high with some bro's it'd be cool to fuck around with, or if you have kids
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>>739533895
Cheese pizza strippers? Can I come!?
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>>739533682
chinese students like me. i helped them find a set of keys that got lost in the lawn one night. for asians they really like to party.

>>739533759
no thanks i like having machines do my washing for me.
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>>739534259
Do they make you hard?
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10/10 lighting
would get high under
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>>739532942
That's a tiny house
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>>739534366
Lights, chinese students or machines?
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>>739534745
That's just the facade, it could be huge towards the back for all we know.
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>>739534037
see
>>739531950
>>739534534
smokin weed with the boys is great though. usually turn them all blue and dim them way down
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>>739534905
no, it's just a tiny house
>>739534947
niceeeeeeee, i can actually see chicks digging it now and it's a good thing you don't start off with acting like a 12 year old playing with lights
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>>739534767
The students. Do they make your cock stuff?
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>>739533076
Looks like Connecticut or New Jersey plates on that BMW
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The fade on the plates looks like CT.

Thanks OP, this was a worthwhile thread.
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>>739526248
>i'm a consultant

You mean you get paid to do dick sucking for CEOs ?
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>>739534745
>>739534905
it does go back but houses from the 40's aren't exactly huge. you have to accept that if you want to live in the area since 87% of houses are from the 40's or older.
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>>739530408
So you're a cock sucking expert? Why can't you fucking tell us you cum gargler? All I even care about is your job, fuck these dumb lights, you're too stupid to even put them in a good room. What the fuck do you need purple lights for when cooking? Make your cucumbers glow blue when you shove them up your ass?
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>>739535470
you're welcome anon
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>>739534947
you gotta turn em bright green sometime when you blaze up, would be eerie
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>>739536240
that's exactly what we thought it felt like.
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>>739535255
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>>739536714
OP what do you consult as ? Curious
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>>739536845
i'd rather not disclose that online
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>>739525711
this is better than >>739524485

can you just turn the kick plate lights on at night?
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>>739537386
yes it comes on at 1:30am (my bed time) as a nightlight
>>739529214
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>>739537697
shit missed that one.

i assume you can change the colors?

i have a led strip under the counters. can change color/brightness to suit the mood.

also put them through my deck railing
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>>739537308
confirmed OP works as a consultant for a big accounting firm. My guess is EY.
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>>739533759
Dish pan hands is for plebs
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>>739537943
Yes they change colors together or individually using an app or just voice commands on your phone, tablet, Alexa or whatever.

You can check out this video for better info but even that doesn't cover a lot of the things they can do.
>>739528621
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>>739524485
Aesthetic op I like it
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>>739524485
Fuck, your place is spotless.
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Seems like the trend of putting leds on your pc has gone too far
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>>739538785
I used to be a filthy fuck. I grew out of it. Easier to keep the place clean then fuck it up and do a big clean. Makes you feel better too.
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>>739537943
What's your favorite color anon?
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>>739532770
That's pretty sick
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I've actually been considering getting a Hue starter kit, was going to try it in my family room first.

What do you use to control the colors? Do you typically use your phone, or do you use those preset switches? Any inconveniences when using them as normal bulbs most of the time? And have you tried any of the 3rd party apps?
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check out lifx bulbs too. They actually go significantly brighter. I have a mix of them
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Hey OP, how are those lights for your eyes long term, I mean i assume they are not coloured 24/7 but I found coloured LEDs made my eyes do fucking weird things when i would switch them back to normal like white walls looking green etc, tripped me out
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>>739524485
why the kitchen tho?
are you a grill or something?
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>>739539469
Good question.

1. They do not work with dimmer switches at all
2. You can use a traditional on/off switch but when the switch is off you won't be able to control the wirelessly. Maybe that's a big deal for you, maybe it isn't.
3. The hue dimmer switches are worth it. They will not only allow you to turn your lights off without losing wireless control but they can be set to activate 5 different light settings as well as dim and brighten the bulbs.

I personally use voice commands to control them most of the time but the switches still get used everyday. The only downside is the price. Save your receipts for warranty.
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>>739539601
They don't have the ability to be controlled by Siri, google home voice control or Alexa. Which is easily one of the best features. They're also from a much smaller company. I know that philips will be around to support their product in 10 years. I don't know if I can say the same for lifx and they're the same price. That's why I went hue over lifx.

>>739539982
>>739539991
Read through the thread a bit for some answers. No they don't fuck with my eyes.
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>>739524718
>Your kitchen looks like a gay disco now.
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got a lifx that i use as a wake-up light and its the greatest shit ever. cant wait until they are a more reasonable price so i can also turn my house into a gay nightclub
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>>739524485
as i sit in the dark with only the glow of my six computer monitors to light my house, I am in aw and very envious of your expensive Japanese multi color homosexual lights. With that said I can only say this congratulations on being able to change the color of your ambient surroundings.
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>>739540442
I hear ya. I have a mix of both and quite honestly the lifx are a much better product. Colors are better and the bulbs get significantly brighter. I mostly have hue but got some lifx on sale....if you ever get the chance to get them cheaper pick some up. Lots of 3rd party apps will control both at once.
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>>739540849
>send spike
now what bitch
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>>739540991
Get me voice control and I'm there.
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>>739525711
ceiling light confirmed for gay
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>>739541761
That's a pretty weak insult in todays world. In some parts of the country it's practically a compliment.
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>>739540849
It would be sweet if you hacked my lights and put on a rave for me.
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>>739539392
teal looks awesome
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>>739543206
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>>739542302
might as well be track lighting.
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>>739544151
can you turn the ceiling light off?
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>>739544391
sure but picture quality is going to suffer. low light plus a single very bright light source does not make for great pictures. be back in a min
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>>739526884
you spent lots of money on joining the botnet. you could of done it for much less. i hope you keep that shit on a locked down network and not your general wifi
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>>739544391
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>>739545515
that looks tits
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>>739545397
dude the botnet is here whether you like it or not. you can't fight it so why not enjoy what it has to offer?
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it hurts my eyes
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>>739545918
its possible to limit participation without being autistic. you should consider putting the home automation shit on a more secured connection seperate from your everyday wifi there have been a few hacks into phillips lights specificall over the past few years already, it would be shitty to have you email rekt or bank info stolen from the kitchen lights becareful anon
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>>739546280
sure it's easy. never allow your computer to save your passwords and credit card info. done.
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I have these as well. I hate when you pick a color to save, but it slightly changes. Like I can never just get red on the bulbs, only on the round thing that plugs in the wall. I forgot what it's called, blossom I think.
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>>739546991
what generation lamps do you have? the gen 1 were bad and the gen 2 lights had a couple colors where they struggled. the gen 3 lamps are flawless though.
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>>739546991
Sorry, bloom.
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>>739547254
I'm not too sure. I bought them around 6 months ago. The bloom seems to hit more shades than my bulbs. Just now I tried to do them a light blue and it fucking changes to a purple.
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>>739524485
Don't have to make fun of you. You knew what you did was pretty autistic so now you're coming here and trying to get attention by saying:
>Look at what I spent a-all my money on g-guys! J-Just fuck my shit up! lel

What are you doing with your life?
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>>739547461
that's weird. try cutting power to them with a light switch for a minute and power them back up and try again.
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>>739547461
This is the color that keeps changing.
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>>739547554
getting attention apparently
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>>739547612
See my sceeenshot below, when I open it turns to this, and they are this color I suppose.
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>>739547875
Fuck, I mean screenshot about. I'm used to saying see below on work emails
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