I know you are a pretty shameless creature if you are on /b/,

>>739509466
I voted trump.

havnt done anything i regret

>>739509560
Samefag

Letting her go.

>>739509466
WehaSec allverets indeed.

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Well, the biggest mistake I've made was deciding to live, when the dealer handed the pills to me. Big mistake, I threw them away later after a moment of contemplating.

>>739509730
Who?Why?

>>739510221
Kys faggot

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I've been dating/fucking my niece for a couple of years now. I moved for work recently and she told her mom (my sister) that she wanted to go to university in the same city I moved too and that it would work out better for her and be cheaper if she lived with me and my sister was ok with the plan.

So my secret is that I'm dating and living with my 18 year old niece. The good thing about living in a new city with new friends is that they don't know we're related. I don't know if we'll ever out to our family or friends, but some do have suspicions. Pic related

>>739509466
My fiance is smoking hot tall blonde, But I love fucking fat chicks on the side

>>739509466
I've been giving head and sleeping with married men I find on Craigslist.

>>739509466
When I was in high school, I sucked cock for money. Wasn't poor or anything. Friend's dad offered one night and I agreed. Kinda grosses me out now.

>>739510630
99.9% chance story is bullshit, but I still want more pics. Any pussy?

Convinced a kid he was trans, now he cuts himself up and talks about suicide. Last thing I told him to do was stop being a pussy and do it. Check back on his steam account about 5 weeks later. Hasn't been online for 5 weeks. Don't know where he went. Maybe France?

I went to a gay sauna to see what it was like. Ended up getting fisted then in the middle of a threeway with some randoms

>>739510484
Let's call her M. She was the best thing that ever happened to me. She was smart, gorgeous, down to earth, just an overall wonderful woman. She loved quite a distance away from me and I couldn't be around all the time because of work. She got into hard drugs. Started running with the wrong people. She left me at first to peruse some guy who she thought was better. When she came back I accepted her because I loved her. I watched her grow up alongside me. And it broke my heart seeing her in that state. And I left for good. Now, I'm a fucking wreck daily, I've become an alcoholic, and I'm still in love with a woman who will never love me the same way again.

>>739511151
No one gets fisted their first time. You'd still be bleeding from your asshole.

Im partly resonsible for my grandma death bc my room was next to hers and one night i heard her breathing heavy but i was like 16 y old so didint come to check bc i thouth may she have bad dream or doing smth and next day she died. And its will be with me all life

i was born

>>739511599
I had used toys before. Plus the guy was asian with small hands.

>>739510927
You boy or girl?

>>>/adv/

>>739511554
Never trust bitches

>>739511987
You didn't do that your parents did

>>739512192
Women were a fucking mistake, man

I was in a long distance relationship with this girl and i decided to give her personal info (address,phone number,full name,skype name,ect. Ect.) to lots of creepy people on the deep web. Am i a bad person?

>>739511852
This looks like it was written by a 14 year old

Analraped a girl when I was in middle school. She never told.

>>739512429
depends

>>739512495
I'll file this under "things that never happened."

>>739512001
kekkkkk

>>739512569
It really feels like it didn't. It's surreal. That was me. I did that. It's hard to think about that all these years later.

>>739510846
I'm a "straight" guy who gets blown by Craigslist guys occassionally.

>>739512650
Did you fill the bitches ass with jizz?

>>739512650
It really didn't.
That wasn't you.
It never happened.

>>739512722
Oh really.

>>739512737
Yeah. I only lasted like a minute if that. Came inside and all that.

>>739512765
Alright, man. I'm glad you told me. I've been beating myself up all these years for nothing. Phew...

>>739509466
I used my cat as a cum sock when i was 13 please kill me

>>739512001
Plus the guy was a pirate with a detachable dildo hand.

>>739512722
I would but I really don't like guys

>>739511554
/b/ro I have the same story
>date a girl on and of from 8th grade through senior year
>she breaks up with me to whore around
TBH we both whored around on each other a lot
>she begs me to take her back and I do Bc love n shit
> she's started hanging with the wrong crowd
>I do drugs too but she is a full blown addict
>try to help for a while
>finally break it of for good
> even her parents are devistated I'm the only good influence in her life
>she takes it bad drinks whores and does drugs twice as much
> too painful to watch so break off all contact
>we both go to different uni
>start calling her randomly
>randomly drive down for Bottl call 1 or 2/month
>finally break it off for good

I'm 36 now and shit still fucks me up. But I can tell you it gets better. I saw her a couple of years ago we hugged and caught up she told me she has always loved me and wishes we still had what we did. I'm married now with a kid so I didn't pursue it. I had to sit in my truck for an hour before I drove home bc I couldn't stop shaking.

Deleted her off of my Jew book bc it's just too much

>>739511554
It's probably better that she is gone now, the things she had done to you, she Isn't worth loving If she'd leave at the chance of someone better, If she thought that, you were obviously too shit for her anyways.

>>739512429
Well, you obviously don't give a fuck about her, so to her you might just be a shitty person.

Prepare to have your bitch stolen.

I'm asexual but addicted to writing gay porn for money

>>739512077
Dude. Obviously.

>>739512001
I guffawed.

>>739510630
What do you mean by suspicions? What have they said?

>>739510927
greentext it please

How would that conversation even come up?

>>739513729
>I do drugs too but she is a full blown addict
Jesus, what an in-denial tard.

>16 at the time
>madly in love with a girl in my class
>way, way out of my league
>amazing rack, big eyes and a really cute smile
>I usually sit right behind her
>her and her other hot friend like to tease me from time to time, because I get nervous as fuck
>months of this go by
>me sort of ignoring them, them probing for a reaction
>I had funny hair, a lock in the back was always sort of pointing up, could never get it to go down, like an awkward head boner
>girl asks me if she can put a hair clip in there to pin the thing down
>I say "h..hokay"
>she turns around, sits on her chair on her knees, puts one hand on my desk, the other is going through my hair
>"it's so thick, I wish I had hair like that"
>all the while I'm staring straight into her cleavage, which she practically pushes in my face
>she leans on my shoulder and puts the clip in
>then sits back down and gives me a super cheeky smile
>the next day I complement her on her shirt
>she actually blushes a bit and says thanks
>do this a couple more times over the next few weeks
>one day her friend is sick, so she's alone
>math class
>she asks if she can sit next to me so we can do the exercises together
>she's having trouble, so I explain how to do some stuff to her
>she says, "you're so smart!" and pinches my knee
>stare at my books the rest of the class
>a week later, her friend is back
>her friend turns around, and says to me "you know, she thinks you're really cute..."
>in total shock at this point, super happy inside
>what comes out of my mouth is "yeah, okay"
>it sounded super sarcastic
>her friend and her look at each other, both kind have kind of a disappointed look on their face
>she asks if she can go to the bathroom and when she's walking out I notice a tear on her face
>literally never spoke to her again after that

>>739509466
WehaSec allverets? Nigga dafuq

I died today.

>>739509560
Sure you did friend.

>>739509466
I used to be able to move things with my mind when I was like 5 or so. I showed my grandma on my moms side (she used to live with us in the room next to mine) and she freaked so hard she had a heart attack. My dad came home like 2 hours later to find me shaking her and shit. Her eyes were still open and I was a blubbery mess. I tried to explain what had happened but Dad didnt believe me. Said it was shock. Mom slapped me and called me a little lying shit when i told her the story.

By the time I realized what I was doing it had been too late to do it anymore, its like the "power" left me due to lack of use/becoming aware of it fully.

No Im not crazy or remembering wrong. I vividly remember all of this and 3 instances of moving things like He Man figures or windows.

I'm addicted to webcam sites like Omegle and other shit. I was in a long distance relationship for a long time and that side of our relationship was neglected. I wanted any sort of physical aspect but wanted to stay loyal. It drove me crazy and now I can't stop if I get the chance. I honestly deserve to be banned on them.

>>739509466
IM married to my first cousin, We messed around as kids, continued on for years, I moved countries and she followed, we married when she got here.No one knows we are related just us.

>>739509466
> be me
> home alone
> changing sheets on my bed
> there it was, staring at me
> MattressTag.png
> go to kitchen
> get scissors
> return to bed room
> cut that bad boy off
> felt guilty since

Finally, feel some relief getting that off my chest.

>>739514697
By doing drugs I mean I smoked weed ant ate the occasional mushroom
She was blowing dudes for coke n benzos

>>739514889
Have fun when you get downie children anon

>>739515050
Have 3 kids nothing wrong with them.

>>739514701
You...I fucking hate you dude. What a...ok.

>>739515100
Yeah fucking right. Most children have something wrong with them. The fact that you say nothing is wrong with them is over compensating.

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>>739510630
I recognize that pic from just the body, Popular saturated ewhore pic. I believe you're lying...

>>739514976
>DUDE WEED IS TOTALLY HARMLESS ITS NOT EVEN REALLY A DRUG LMAO

>>739514701
>shitty anime fanfic

>>739514701
I do know one thing though, butches they come they go

>>739515100
Oh well thats pretty fucking good man good luck on you're Endeavours anon

>>739509466
I use to be a brainwashed liberal. Thankfully I graduated college and got a job, while my unemployed liberal classmates blame others not recognizing that they got a useless arts degree.

>>739515101
Well, me too at that point. But it's been more than 10 years since then and I'm engaged now so laugh about it.
>>739515271
I'll take that as a compliment.
>>739515334
wise words

>>739515341
I don't understand why white people have such a problem with incest when their culture is so deeply based upon it

>>739514701
>in college
>biology class
>girl in class 10/10 outta my league
>sits same row as me
>never talk to her
>one day she sits next to me
>I'm taking notes and sweating profusely
>she leans over to me and asks what prof said about point C
> I look her right in the eye and artistically studder, I don't know
> notes obviously on my paper
>look down and start taking notes again

>>739515530
Who said i was against it though?

>>739515530
I wonder what will happen when CRISPR technology advances to the point that the genetic issues with incest are taken out of the equation.

>>739515802
Killed it

>>739516111
Who knows, I have trust issues with the future because of my president

>>739515802
playing hard to get, nice

>>739515802
>next week same class
> girl sits behind me
> me and friend talking before class about smoking a j after class
> class is over me and my buddy leaving
>going to go back to my apt
> girl stops us on way out
>hey anons I overheard you guys talking can I come
>start sweating
>my apt is a testiment to filth and degeneracy
> start studdering and tell her now is not a good time for company
> walk away immediately

>>739516553
>weeks later big test coming up
> same girl
>stops me after class
>asks if I understand what's going on in the class
>class is easy af
>laugh a little under my breath and say yeah
>she asks if I can help her study for the test
>start sweating and studering again
>she says if it's not a good time for company we could go to her dorm
>tell her it's an easy class and study chapters 3-7 and 12-15 and she should be fine
>put my head down and walk away
>last words I ever said to her

Just got catfished, spent over 4 months and around 700$ on the person before finding out the truth

>>739517176
I've got tons of these btw if any interest

>>739517257

You payed to feel.... there's no shame on that. Be strong

>>739517257
Idiot

It's pretty tame, but I went to a party and stayed up all night doing cocaine. The next day I looked dreadful, and my mum was kindly picking me up as I'd stayed over. I looked so bad, when I got in the car she asked whether I'd taken anything the night before and I looked her right in the eye and lied.

Maybe it was because I felt completely worn our from the night before, but that made me feel absolutely awful- moreso than actually doing anything bad to anybody.

I've told my closest friend, but I met up with some strung out nasty looking lady from craigslist. went to try to fuck her, didn't tell him that.

>>739517386
That's not too bad anon, it means you normally have a healthy relationship with you mom.

Kinda unrelated to the thread, but I used to do a lot of drugs and not tell my parents about it even though they would be totally okay with it. They've always said that I can do whatever, as long as I tell them.

One day I overheard my mom listening to a radio show that talked about drug tests that you could administer on unwashed cloths of your kids, and I said that if you wanna know if your kids are doing drugs then all you need to do is ask. Obviously she asked, and I lied straight to her face.

I used to live in Amsterdam. Once I was at a party at a friends place out of town, and when I got back to Amsterdam pretty drunk I strolled down to the red light district. I only had 20 bucks in my wallet and I just wanted to feel some tits, cuz I was horny and my gf wasn't around. The hot ones all charged at least 50 bucks, and I eventually ended up with a big fat black one. I felt her tits for about ten seconds before leaving, feeling disgusted with myself. In retrospect I'm pretty happy I didn't have more cash on my because I'm sure I'd have ended up fucking a hot one.

>>739517386
>b me
>18
> stay out all night popping mdma
>come home around 6am
>moms up
>try to go striaght to my room
>mom calls from kitchen
>still blowing up hard
>go to kitchen
> mom starts to ask about some random shit
>notices I look fucked up
>are u ok anon
>fine mom just tired
>go to bed
>sleep all fucking day until night time
>mom comes in room every hour to check on me
>I'm sure she knew
>never said a word

>>739517176
My dude is cold blooded!!! Turning away those thirsty thots! I fuck with you my accidental G

>>739511554
My bro! exactly the same thing.

I once met an older guy through craigslist for a spanking. Went to a local cemetery, went into the woods nearby and he switched my bare ass with a birch. Then he spanked me in his car, and made me suck his cock. At the time I was dating someone I had been for years and had never cheated.

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>>739513709
fucking kek.

>annoying guy at work
>haas to one up everyone and acts alpha but is not
>half of office leaves for lunch
>just me and a few others in their cubes watching videos and stuff
>I go to annoying guys cube
>bare ass shart into his chair
>pull up pants and waddle to mens room
>wipe ass and get full shart materials cleaned out
>people return from lunch
>days goes on
>someone goes into his cube to ask him questions
>now whole office thinks he shit himself

fuck you Sean! asshat

>>739517341
keep em coming, its pretty funny

>>739520990
If by funny you mean absolute savage then yeah

>>739521110
same thing

>>739509466
I bought a fidget spinner today

I fucked a bunch of hookers while i was with my ex girlfriend. She was mad in love with me at the time

>>739521594

STD?

>>739521752
Nope, Ironically got chlamydia from my current girlfriend do

>>739521752
If not then he's the luckiest man in the world and should play the lottery

>>739521860

Hahahaha goddamit... god have a twisted sense of humour..

Took your prescription? green text of the conversation with the infected terran wife???

Gotta get something off my chest

on holiday in Europe with gf
> she has family emergency, her dad has car crash, she flies home week early
> I stick with original booking
> we had 4 night stopover in bangkok to see temples and shit
> I thought probably gonna be boring being there alone but hotel booked and paid for might as well make most of it
> first day arrive 5pm, taxi, hotel, dinner
> midnight jetlag and can't sleep
> decide walk around neighbourhood
> streets are buzzing, people everywhere even at this hour
> go into a bar full of westerners, seems safe, but full of waitresses half dressed
> sit and have beer enjoy view of so many tits
> a few of the girls ask if I wanna party
> no thanks just here for a beer
> strike up conversation with Swedish dude
> i ask if the girls are hookers, he nods and looks at me like I'm an idiot
> say its a bj bar
> ????
> girls are pros but only suck dick, 'try it anon'
> I'm intrigued but nah, have gf so not gonna cheat on her swedebro
> its not cheating man, gf won't know anyway, besides its only sucky sucky you can't fuck them
> 2 beers later, real messy head from jetlag, start thinking about possibilities
> after turning away 15 chicks, most of them at least 7/10 decide why not
> smile and wave at the cutest one a definite 9, only 5 foot, sweet little titties, great ass
> she runs over
> takes my hand and we walk to the building next door
> looks like hotel but just a big brothel
> old lady at counter, I pay her ridiculously low amount for 'room' hire
> suddenly feeling guilty, but walking up stairs behind her watching her butt gets me back on track

Cont...

>>739521949

not lucky enough to get dubs tho...

>>739522062

> go into room, door close
> start kissing, hands all over each other
> she takes my clothes off, gives me a handy. She's looking for diseases or some shit as she does this but tries to not make it obvious
> must've passed her test because within seconds she's giving me condom free bj
> amazing skills
> I lie there, eyes closed, head spinning and just let it happen
> first time being with someone other than gf in 5 years
> I get her on all fours, get on my knees in front of her, hold her head and totally own her mouth
> she takes it like a champ
> still haven't seen her pussy ask her to give me a show
> she dances a little, doesn't take thong off
> come on sweetheart, let's fuck
> no no no, its not allowed
> tell her i'll give her more money
> she says she can't do that she can only blow me
> oh well let's get back to it
> I sit on corner of bed, she gets on her knees and goes back to work
> lie back and watch the show
> tell her to look at me I want eye contact the entire time
> she does a few little tricks but mostly mouth latch onto my head, bobbing up and down on me
> picks up speed, obvious she's trying to make me cum
> incredible watching this random chick doing amazing stuff to me
> feel tenderness in the balls
> gonna cum shortly
> rest on my elbows for better view
> she stays on track, slurping away
> no hiding I'm gonna blow, I expect her to sit up and fap me
> but no she's still sucking
> the feeling is too intense, maybe because I'm so tired, or cheating, or she's so beautiful, or coz this is real seedy dunno what it is but fuck this is hot

Banged a hooker in Amsterdam. Don't regret it per se, it was in experience. I had had sex before that, it wasn't like I lost my virginity to a hooker. It was honestly good sex too and she was extremely hot, Russian with fake boobs. But the feeling I got directly after I walked out of her room in the red light district can only be described as shame. Overall 6/10 experience would at least try again.

>>739509560
I first voted for Obama...

>>739522012
Yeah, I can laugh about it now.
Just had to call the medfags and tell them ive been warned, 2 pills and you're done
Im on phone so no greentext.

>>739522266

> let out an aaargh and my balls release
> start cumming
> shoot into her mouth
> she stays on me
> I'm still firing, she's looking right at me and taking it
> my back arches and legs twitch as I finish blowing
> she lets it pour out of her mouth and i watch it running down my cock
> she's still attached, her hands now rubbing my thighs and around my stomach
> I collapse in a heap, suddenly very tired
> she just keeps kneeling there, my dicks going down but she's still got her lips around it
> close my eyes and let this incredible feeling take over. Never had a bj like this before, in fact my gf never lets me cum in her mouth.
> my new friend lets me lie there, she softly faps me using my own cum, feel it trickle down to my asscrack, kinda gross but who gives a fuck- would never do that at home but here its a different story
> she gets up takes a drink of water then cleans me, tells me I can lie here and let her do the work
> gets on the bed next to me, she says we have 5 more minutes we can cuddle if I like
> we lay there kissing, I run my hand down to her pussy
> massage it over her thong, try to get my fingers under the elastic but she won't let me
> smiles and laughs tells me its not allowed
> times nearly up I ask her to at least let me lie on her
> she gets on her back, opens her legs and I put my whole weight on her. We kiss like crazy. I've got a limp dick but push it into her and pretend to ride her. Feels hot and i wish she could give me the real thing
> sit up and look at her amazing body from this angle, her cunt looks great, can see her puffy lips poking out of her underwear
> we get dressed and she says I have to go, she will stay and tidy up the room
> ask her if she's working tomorrow
> yes, pls come see me, would love to have another fun time with you

I return 2nd night after speaking to my gf, see her again. 3rd night again. Last night she comes up to me, I ask if its possible to have her and someone else blow me because I'm leaving

>>739509466
Fucked OP's mom

>>739522012
>>739522347
>>739522392
Most of mine from Amsterdam also.

>>739517376
Catfished this dude for 4 months got bit over $700
of stuff from him. On to the next one

>>739522392

hey... at least no infection and dubs.
But... not even a single detail of the convo? because it seems to me, that the gal was riding other horses for a while.... am I wrong non-infected anon?

>some dude owes me 50eur
>he lives with his mom, no father
>mother committs suicide
>he stops doing drugs, goes into rehab
>meet him accidently (first time I saw him since he owed me money), he tells me he'll pay it back and gives his number
>I send him to meet, but he asks if he can wait untill next bill because he doesn't have enough money
>i start spamming him, no more reply
>wait some time
>went to his appartment
>made a drawing on his frontdoor of a hanged female with the text "thanks, anon"- xxx mom
>made a "bloody hand" print on his door with a glove and lipstick

I should've just punched him and left it, no need to take it that far for 50, especially because I had enough money. Just really hated that rat. never told anyone though

>>739509466
My dog has cancer :^(

>>739515217
I think he means no health issues, bub

>>739512650
Greentext?

I'd like to know why it happened, if it happened, and, why she said nothing.

>>739522662
it is evolving

>>739509466
Ex and I have been broken up for a few years now. But she still needs me in her life. We've fucked off and on since. But right now nothing. I'd moved away a while back. But now the wildfires had us all evacuate. She's letting me stay with her which is super cool.

Anyways, I've expressed that I love her. And that's the truth. And yeah. I can't stand the thought of her with anyone else. What makes me an asshole though. Is that since we broke up, I've fucked three different girls and I've sorta set up a date with another. Meanwhile. I'm still her first and only.

I'm a fucking prick.

I found out my ex gf fucked one of my friends while we were still together. I have kept this to myself because I'd rather people simply not know about it because it's embarrassing

>>739522512

Gotta stop greentext, this shits taking longer to own up to than i thought.

She picks the girl, we go next door and I have the only double bj of my life. She's really into it, the other one is good, but its obvious she's just doing her job. Blew on their faces like I've only ever seen in porn. They kissed and licked my cum off each others cheeks. Her friend leaves, I talk with 'my girl' her a few minutes.

Tell her I'm leaving 4pm tomorrow, have the room for the day, would love her to see me. Will give her $200. She's nervous coz she would lose her job and hotels don't let hookers in. I keep asking, she says yes, I suppose the moneys too tempting.

We arrange to meet at 10am, shes dressed like a business woman I walk her straight through the lobby take her upstairs. Close the door and get straight to it. Start kissing i get her blouse off and suck on her tits. Get on my knees, get her dress and pants off and lick her pussy. Im still dressed, walk her backwards to the bed, get her to lay down and totally eat her out. Im loving it, so is she, shes completely dripping. Im really turned on, just want to fuck her senseless.
Stand up, pull my jeans down, put on a condom while looking at her lying in front of me with her legs wide open. Slip myself inside her and we powerfuck. Just pound her senseless. Its like i totally own every inch of her body. She is all mine to use for the next five hours. Cum in about two minutes.
Shower together. Lay on the bed for round two. We 69, and then it hits me, we are having proper real sex. Not client hooker sex. We really connected. We fucked again, she came, we had a bath, screwed some more, I ate her out again, lay in bed holding each other, kissing, then had a slow screw. Afterwards she rested her head on my lap and sucked on my soft dick as we talked about our lives.

I once tried to starve myself to death.

Not really sure why, didn't feel suicidal, just sad. It came to a head when I passed out while driving and woke up 5 miles from where I last recalled looking at the road.

Since then though, Im firmly convinced Ive been dead and in purgatory or some shit. Life just hasn't felt the same since THAT moment. I reality, I probably just have brain damage or something.

>>739514183
>, I've become an alcoholic, and I'm
how much money do you make?

>>739522855
did you get checked for stds after? feel guilty at all when back at home?

>>739517341
How have you not killed yourself?

>>739509466
Fucked a pig.