Vocaroo request thread: I will say/sing anything within my a

You sound like an insufferably annoying human being to be around, also say
"Oh Donald, Oh lord trump, I really want your hot throbbing cock in me"
with your best seductive voice

hey cunt how about you do 'i will always and forever love my daddy tog' cheers bitch

>>739505184

Thank you <3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uF5IkzuwEM

>>739505365

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fNqD4CVGVK

>>739504811
sing the French anthem
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12011/10068968/la-marseillaise-lyrics-to-the-french-national-anthem

>>739506154
yes please

>>739504811
Say, "Valeria eres el amor de mi vida"

Good shit so far, as for my request "The best way to make your pc run faster is to delete System32. To accomplish this press the "Shift" and "Del" keys together and click "Yes" on the "Delete Folder" confirmation dialog box to delete the "System32" folder. Click "Yes to All" on any "File Delete" dialog boxes that you encounter during the file deletion process."

Say Toggaf is a bitch boy

traps are gay

>>739506222
>>739506735

Sorry fellas, but I live in America so I speak American (and a little bit of weeb)

(also I'm shit at other languages/accents)

>>739504811
Sing something that's not french like that othet faggot requested. The only thing worse than french people is listening to those fuckers talk.

>>739507129
Accommodate fag

>>739507347
Fuck off, frog.

Say "Fuck off Dan"

>>739506958

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AlDgSnmGp1

>>739507026

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F1bBE06ANN

>>739507071

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00O8b8v5vqX

Improv Chester Bennington's thoughts this morning

>>739507777
In the loli voice.
Quads don't lie.

>>739507777
nice quads bro

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>>739504811
>"c-check out my dubs, f-faggots"
in cuck voice pleasec

>>739507777
Chekd and kekd

Abandon thread that voice will make your ears bleed

>>739507911
the 911 dream

Traps aren't gay(please I need this)

>>739507284

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rV0AhoBcsr

>>739507347

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EuDx0NBA0U
>>739507435

what the fuck did dan do to you

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yCiX4bs21u

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>>739504811
Say:
"get the FUCK out of here, fucking hea faggot"
in a loud redneck voice and shit

Paradox, Shut the fuck up.

>>739507777

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NBAnaFimHW

>>739507994

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BlOyM2ELZQ

>>739508155

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nHCZcsvV9j

>>739508379

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upk5mHbA3L

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"Do you see the beauty of it? The inevitability? You rise, only to fall. You, Avengers, you are my meteor. My swift and terrible sword and the Earth will crack with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers; turn my own flesh against me. It means nothing! When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world, will be metal."

"6 inches deep in my ass"
In a manly voice

Say "You are brave and full of life, my dear Adolfo" in a loli's voice

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>>739504811

You absolute madman

Is this incest?

Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.

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>>739508635

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09sTRVRUDFd

>>739508900

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Le6LkznwhX

>>739508941

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iHSJuXfErF

>>739509041
make another thread revy plz

Can you say, "This is new, first time a burger ever made me cry" in the loli voice of course.

>>739508590
Greetings, faggot. I've heard you recently converted to be a dick-loving cock sucking jew, faggot. Well I'm here to motherfucking inform your fatass about the shittiness of god damn jews. Jews are fucking fags. Plain and simple. You're a huge faggot, hear that? Not only do they fucking rob the poor of their GOD DAMN LIFE SAVINGS, but they worship some faggot religion of God. WE HAVE FUCKING CHRISTIANITY FAGGOT. Hitler once said, "we shall regain our health only by eliminating the Jews" and those were some truthful words. Hitler executed the finest decision in FUCKING HISTORY called the Holocaust. Many fucking jew fags think it's bad, but he made the most important step in mankind. Eliminating Jews. Eliminating your fucking dick off the face of the fucking earth fagot. So please. Go fuck yourself you god damn dirty ape jew, you're fucking worthless, you dickhole nigger cocksucking faggot.

>>739509269
I'm actually recording a few things to start with after I eat. EXPECT ME. In like an hour or two

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"You cannot pass! I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!

>>739509458
yayyy. your threads are the bomb

>>739504811
Thanks a lot for coming over. It's just been kind of tough since my boyfriend broke up with me. I guess it's for the best. My friends didn't like him, but it's still hard, you know? I wanted you to come over because, well, I think you're a really cool guy, and you always make me feel happy. Um, listen, I've had a crush on you for a long time. Ever since I was twelve I thought you were really hot. You were older than me, so I never said anything to you, but now that I'm eighteen, I was hoping you'd notice me. Remember when I posted those pictures of myself all oiled up in my bikini? I was hoping you would see them, and maybe jerk off to me. Listen, I'll be going off to college soon, but I don't want to leave without getting fucked by you at least once. Please baby, fuck me. Use me. It would be my dream come true to have you take control of me. I want to be your little eighteen-year-old slut. Suck my tits, spank me, choke me, I don't care, do whatever you want. Just make me yours.

>>739509205

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CHUv5U4K8T

>>739509285

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00LsbZeXkGw

>>739509455

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00LsbZeXkGw

>>739508060
LOLOLOL @ cucked by mudslimes

You're a hero

But pls never sing again

OP, say "I have reeeeeally nice legs" in your normal voice

say "porquilho, dont be mad at me please" like you did something really bad but you want things to work out anyway

"In the beginning, there was only darkness. Then from darkness light was born."

"guys, can you drop the second awp? we're terrorists, not CT"

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Would like if OP said "I want a boneless pizza" in a cute loli voice. If request is filled, I can die happy. Thankkksss...

>>739504811
In loli voice

What? Did you not believe me when i said Mr snuffles could smell when you were fertile? Well, if you didn't what a doggy to pop your cherry, you should have been more careful bending over and not eat food spiked with clomid. Now lean forward! I need to see how much he opened and filled you up for my biology project.

sing this pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8amtq5aXRL8

>>739511222
fucking kill yourself you retard

OP, you selling your used panties?

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>>739504811
Could you maybe describe what perverted things you would do with these shota boys? But be as detailed and dirty as possible. Only if you feel comfortable. (normal voice)

>>739511440
kek

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>>739504811
>Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes rol back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

>>739504811

Hey op, you've been doing this for awhile, right? Did you do my band's stuff a few months back?
"This is how to slay an angel," and "The power of grimdark compels you!"
Do those ring a bell?

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>>739509260
>>739509932

"I'm sorry, I know you mean well. You just didn't think it through. You want to protect the world but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve? With these? These puppets. There's only one path to peace. The Avengers' extinction."

is op ded?

>>739504811
dis zombie?

"Help, i'm stuck! Can someone help me?" *sound you make when someone touches your ass unexpectedly* now say "Oh jeez not again" in a disappointed voice. And if i roll dubs by some miracle, do it in a loli voice.

>>739512784
>by some miracle

>10% chance
>miracle
>op isn't even asking for rolls

just ask for what you want wtf

Master wang, can you show me your magic katana again?

>>739512900
fuck you

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>>739512900

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>By the Nines, has OP left us?

>>739509458
See
>>739513135

>>739513685
That's not OP though

>>739504811

say
>I will Kill Waxxer

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>>739512784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hc58vTFtqY

And here's the loli version
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gz7gWmhZbK

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>>739515611
Who the fuck are you

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>>739515611
i love you anon

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>>739511765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14a8mrzac8S

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waddup doods

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G16cYqb2dL

>>739504811
Could you insult Andy, Tom and Calli in some perverted and fucked up way?

Say "Be right back, going ghost"

>>739516987
pls do >>739512351

OP

my heart

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>>739517673

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hrAjt20K6D

Ere ya go

I just looove seeing those big snails crawling up your shaft. All the way to the tip of your cock. Seeing them leave snailtrails all over your penis makes me soooooo wet

>>739504811
Say "Ali, please insert your dagger dick into my pussy" in a lewd loli voice I will send pics of my dick

Please say "Yes I am racist. Got a problem with that, nigger?"

>>739513851
Yeah this
>>739509458
Was me. Thread going up in the next half hour.

>>739519515

Goddamn you are pathetic.

>>739519648
Meant to imply revy but sage

>>739519648
am excite, lewd reads inc?

Hey OP, can you scream as loud as you can

"HEIL HITLER", "ALLAHU AKHBAR" and "SIEG HEIL"

Thank you.

>>739506735

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dkbnLZNMU3

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>>739504811
For whatever reason your loli voice creeps me out. Might be all loli voices though, it's been a while since I watched any anime.

>>739504811
Sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiMsS9E2PcY

>>739520550
fenian

>>739520630
If you like England so much, just go live there. Or spread your wee little butthole for the soliders.

>>739519866
Oh yeah.
I downloaded a new voice recorder app so i can just look at /b/ while i record

Gonna be some ambient thunder this thread

>>739519668
I bet this >>739519890
is you

>>739504811
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past"

In a gravelly melodramatic voice pls

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So I thought the thread was gonna die or was gonna get taken over by someone else or something. Join pic related and I can do requests there or just chill or whatever.

>>739521653
What do you sound like?

I am neither French nor the OP, but someone requested the French national anthem... sorry for my shitty gay voice...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aBU6OqLEal

Of course I have a foreign accent, but I wonder if you can guess my nationality just by listening to my accent or not. :D

>>739521945
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aBU6OqLEal
Nobody asked for this

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>>739521386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VHpSSs5BPd

Was thinking of doing a loli version but eh

>>739511765

http://vocaroo.com/i/s031lwZblgyB

>>739519515

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FVZ5RXhU7f

>>739521386

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k4OLUezvD4

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>>739522201

C-could you also do a loli version as well?

mounted paragon pet is shit
loli voice

"mounted paragon pet is shit"
loli voice

>>739521240
Oh neat, it's thundering here too

>>739504811
Say "Traps are not gay because it does not focus on the penis or the masculinity, it focuses on the femininity and grace of a female figure while adding in something cute on the side.
As well as this, doing the straight handshake before you wank off to traps, or even fuck a trap, also reduces the homosexuality of the action.

Not gay."

But say it in a loli voice.

Can you say 'Summsi only got Global because he sucked a lot of dick' in your loli voice? Cheers

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>>739522331
aight
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HkH5RjatLx

>>739509816

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OEVvV3baHp

>>739510101

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rpyPpU62y5

>>739510191

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vz8DHNhXRm

>>739510266

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tddhmdMGyT

>>739510369

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jH0J3KPhdb

In loli voice:
"*slurp*, mmfph~, Your dick is so thick.."

>>739504811
Can you say "I love when you give me atomic wedgies, pull my undies over my face" many thanks

>>739522636
oh i didnt realize OP came back

>>739522902
>that first one

Fuck, that was hot. Thank you.

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>>739522902
"As I always say, keep your friends rich, and your enemies rich, and then find out which is which."

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>>739504811

Hello Darling

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fOP5C5OoF7

>>739522729

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PZh4yevwYc

>>739522902
pg9 anime girl is a slut

>>739522423
>>739523232
do this

>>739504811
OP, fucking say "Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
Chief Keef ain't bout this, Chief Keef ain't bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Chief Keef ain't no hitta Chief Keef ain't this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Ya'll don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with Lil' Reese and them" please

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>>739522902

Oh shit, OP did not abandon us
My threads up but I can just post the copypasta here

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
in a loli voice

>>739523184

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TSJ8EHKOrY

bump
>>739511089

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>>739523376
Oh man. I need this to


Here was my take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01MA22rSz29

>>739522453
roll

>>739504811

I want to fuck Waxxer up the ass with an eight inch strap-on

pls do it OP

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>>739523184
"It has begun.The east will fall.

So shall the Kingdom of Angmar rise.

The time of the Elves is over.

The Age of the Orc has come. "

>>739523263
plox

say "cash carti bitch!" or "parkway"

>>739504811
>>739504811
Ohayo!
Plz, op, say like a loli: "I will give you a genitalia kick!"
I'd thank you a lot <3

>>739523376

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ViIH6QsoVE

>>739522453
op do this

Crime in Chicago has been tracked by the Chicago Police Department's Bureau of Records since the beginning of the 20th century. The city's overall crime rate, especially the violent crime rate, is substantially higher than the US average. Chicago was responsible for nearly half of 2016's national increase in homicides in the US. Chicago saw a major rise in violent crime starting in the late 1960s. Murders in the city first peaked in 1974, with 970 murders when the city's population was over three million, resulting in a murder rate of around 29 per 100,000, and again in 1992, with 943 murders when the city had fewer than three million people, resulting in a murder rate of 34 murders per 100,000 citizens. After 1992, the murder count decreased to 641 murders. The population was at 2,799,000 in 1999, so the decrease was slow, but still an improvement. In 2002, Chicago had fewer murders but a significantly higher murder rate than New York or Los Angeles. Chicago experienced a major rise in violent crime starting in the late 1960s, a decline in overall crime in the 2000s, and then a rebound in overall murders the mid-2010s. Murder, rape, and robbery are common violent crimes in the city, and the occurrences of such incidents are documented by the Chicago Police Department and indexed in annual crime reports. After adopting crime-fighting techniques in 2004 that were recommended by the Los Angeles Police Department and the New York City Police Department, Chicago recorded 448 homicides, the lowest total since 1965. This murder rate of 15.65 per 100,000 population is still above the U.S. average, an average which takes in many small towns and suburbs. Chicago's homicide rate had surpassed that of Los Angeles by 2010 (16.02 per 100,000), and was more than twice that of New York City (7.0 per 100,000) in the same year. By the end of 2015, Chicago's homicide rate would rise to 18.6 per 100,000.

mounted paragon pet is shit
do in a loli voice

>>739524304
(this is a continuation of the copypasta since it exceeded the word limit.)
By 2016, Chicago had recorded more homicides and shooting victims than New York City and Los Angeles combined. Chicago's biggest criminal justice challenges have not changed much over the last 50 years, and statistically reside with homicide, armed robbery, gang violence, and aggravated battery. On March 27 of 2016, Mayor Rahm Emanuel appointed former CPD Chief of Patrol, Eddie Johnson, as the new police superintendent, who was confirmed by a unanimous vote of the Chicago City Council in April 2016. Johnson replaced interim superintendent, John Escalante. According to the 2011 Homicide Report released by the Chicago Police Department, the murder clearance rate has dropped from over 70% for 1991 to under 34% for 2011. Former Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy said a pervasive "no-snitch code" on the street remains the biggest reason more murders aren’t being solved in Chicago, adding, “We’re not doing well because we’re not getting cooperation". By 2016, Chicago's murder clearance rate had dropped to only 21%, and its detective force had dwindled from 1,151 in 2009 to 863 as of July 2016. A Chicago Magazine article further pointed out that, "in Chicago, people are quite literally getting away with murder". 76.3 percent of murder victims had a prior arrest history. Warmer months have significantly higher murder rates, and over 70% of murders take place between 7PM and 5AM.

In a News Anchor voice plz

OP, can you make one describing yourself, your hair color, your age, and the things you're into sexually?

say "my name is hillary clinton, and it's all true. i rigged the election" in your best hillary voice

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>>739523503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sk5I7TPDqh

>>739523677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15oAy6Q1zkv

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>>739522887

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AKYuGNFYbe

>>739522953

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07w1sMOGLD9

>>739522976

http://vocaroo.com/i/s001hQNY0fSF

>>739523156

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQmR5ZK0Wr

>>739524727
Is that discord yours or something you're part of?

>>739525063

Teeeeeechnically mine. :3 I made it originally anyway. Pls join for fun times and cummies. <3

>>739524727
Nice, that was hot.

>>739524480

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JB5R4gXCQP

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>>739523887
>>739524727

plz mine op

"Daddy's dick goes all the way to my belly button! It's okay if yours isn't as big, mister."

hhhehehe

>>739504811
"NYAA NYAA NYAA"
Please

Say"Blood For The Blood God skulls for the skull throne!"
In a loli voice

>>739525365

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09VmhbPdbpo

>>739524526

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kbDNB3dMYf

>>739524571
>>739524727

pls come hurt me daddy <3

Can you sing something please.

>>739504811
Say "Erick your waifu a shit"

>>739525297
Where have you been all my life

>>739525707

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0osKpmTVqc3


>>739525722

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07DbxX3WeOn

>>739525751

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cnwBOfdN4f

>>739504811
"YOU SUCK" as loud AF, clip the audio for comedic effect if you can

Say "Another one bites the dust"

>>739504811
Moan "I love tentacles "

>>739525785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05qI9UJboyE

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>>739526010
Tony

I’m glad you’re back at the compound, I don’t like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine. I’ve been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere – even in the Army. My faith is in people, I guess. Individuals. And I’m happy to say for the most part, they haven’t let me down. Which is why I can’t let them down either. Locks can be replaced, but – maybe they shouldn’t. I know I hurt you Tony. I guess I thought – by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but… I can see now I was really sparing myself. I’m sorry. Hopefully one day you can understand. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. I know you were only doing what you believe in, and that’s all any of us can do, it’s all any of us should. So no matter what, I promise if you — if you need us. If you need me, I’ll be there.

Steve

>>739516814
You sound like a certain youtuber, I can't remember which one

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>>739526028

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Up8RiSziaK

>>739526032

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H9GdCfEeWg

last bumpu, join now pic related now and I'll totes fap in chat!!!

>>739504811
Yell "I'm trynna masturbate here shuddup! "

Can you sing any Disney song?

>>739504811
"What's up Erick, my nigga! "

>>739504811
"You m-meanie" in a cute loli voice

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LOLI VOICE:
<--Pic-related

Please say "Oh Daddy Vay, slay me with that greatsword"

>>739504811
Say this in your normal voice for me. I once knew a guy who had the power of psychedelia and the ability to turn anything into lydian. He could drone a C on the sitar for 20 hours straight and could go through all the modes without a moment of hesitation. His names dave.

He has the power of a thousand mountains and is a fucking sexy beast who I'd let do terrible things to me.

Dave once had a dream so he smoked weed and split for the city, he soon found out that this lydian melody was so pretty.

The final chapter in the story

Real Easton nasty pary 10; P M Ts revenge"

Also could you laugh really crazily? Thanks

>>739504811
I have a voice clip, I think from you, where you start off crying, transition into moaning like you're getting fucked, coming, then back to crying.

It's like instant nut for me. Can you do a remastered 2017 edition?

>>739526339

god yes spank me daddy <3

>>739526199

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ebrmdy0nbl

>>739525810

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ajyrY7jLey

>>739526980
Thanks for singing was nice

>>739504811
>PS I can sound like a loli, dudes seems to dig it

i prefer a deeper voice tbh. squeaky voices irritate my autism

Please can you say 'Join albion, the first 100% duck enthousiast clan" in a loli voice please?

>>739526400

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jeyx0jSwRT

>>739526371

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LxTSgD5Z15

>>739526476

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YvUMap1wZU

>>739526692

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13fqekTAtT7

>>739526360
"I might be gay but at least I'm not Mexican... Wait"

>>739527418
Nice version of the song. I really like it

I'd appreciate this a lot!.

"Hey stitch you gigantic nigger can you suck my dick, please"

Requesting more lewds. Sucking and moaning noises maybe?

say this

*jimster is a copy paster*

>>739527418
"Hope you have a beautiful day today, erick, love you "

in your normal voice

"The best part about being a chick with a big dick? the fucking chubby sluts that think with their cunts. Half feel like virgins riding my monster, and most dont realize I lied about shooing blanks in thir plump pussies until they are throwing up in a few weeks"

>>739527418
"Nigger"

>>739527418
Sing" My heart will go on by Celine dion"
https://youtu.be/WNIPqafd4As

Pretty please

"Daddy can I please come? I've been good and I helped everyone else have theirs. Pretty please? I can do it quiet in my room... Daddy PLEASE take this off I want to come! :("

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With a deep, yet woman-like Voice:
"Metal Gear?!"

guys i think shes gone

>>739528822
>she
>implying girl exist on the internet

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>>739504811

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Feels bad if she went

>>739525297
You're hot.

>>739529235
>>739526360