>Wake up on my birthday >Nobody calls me or messages me

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Have a doggo (or two)

Hopefully you can get a femanon to write your name on her tits or ass for you. That would sure cheer me up.

Stay strong OP

>>739499246
Thanks man. That made me crack a smile

>>739499422
And hey, if someone wants to do that I'll take it. My name's Chris, for any generous femanons out there

>>739499877
Reminder, there's no females on the internet, all you will get are larping fatasses with man boobs that pass for tits

Bump because this thread is dying

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Happy birthday OP! I've not much of a present but you may like a few of these

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happy birthday chris

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>>739499164
Happy birthday cunt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0qh7wHw3Jk

>>739500362
WHOA HIDDEN NUDE IN THE FAUCET REFLECTION. COOL

>>739499164
Yea thats called growing up not everyone can remember your birthday bro quit being selfish and go enjoy the day by yourself instead of moping around in your room, go to a strip club and tell a stripper its your birthday youll get a free lap dance

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>>739500212
Thanks guys
Glad to know I'll always have some camaraderie here on 4chan

>>739500625
Is that actually true? Do they check ID like a restaurant ? lol

>>739500739
Hey, if you've got a few spare minutes put all your "friends" birthdays in your phones calendar. It's not that uncommon that nobody calles, so you might make their day.

Happy birthday OP. All the best.

>>739500812
Depends on the club tbh. Some are 21+ and others are 18. But yea just give her the same spiel you put on here and youll get some snatch in your face

>>739500986
I might legit try that out. Thanks anon
>>739500947
Thanks man

>>739499164
If you're into traps, I could send you a few pics to cheer you up, anon

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Happy birthday chris! Heres some special OC for you

>>739499164
Get over yourself. Birthdays are overrated. I would love it if nobody called me on mine, it's pointless.

>>739501308
Yeah sure
>>739501372
Thanks man!

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Happy /b/day, Chris

>>739505069
Thanks /b/ro

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Happy birthday Chris!

Drink Bourbon it helps!

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I made this sparkle gif just for you, Anon.

>>739499164
Happy birthday my niggy wiggy

>>739505928
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>>739506672
Thanks guys I really appreciate it.

I smoked weed because I'm on a keto diet right now. No bourbon for me

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habbey budhay :)

>>739507757
thx

>>739499164
Ask a random person for a birthday blowjob.
That cheers me up even if I don't get one.

It's my birthday too, happy birthday cunt face

>>739502421
Ha Ha you suck.

>>739500739
gaaaaaaaaaay

>>739507877
What do you mean? lol
Where do you ask people such things?

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>>739503685
it's your bday, lock yourslef up anon

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>>739499164
one year closer to death faggot, off yourself while you have no alzheimer's yet

>>739499164
HAPPY B-DAY MAN

>>739509616
Legit made me laugh. Thanks anon

>>739509528
You're cute but I'm not really into the whole chastity thing

>>739499164
Happy birthday ya twat

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>>739499164
Happy birthday dude

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>>739509769
>Legit made me laugh
that was not for laughs, nigger
it was legit advice, one day you'll thanks me when you meet hitler in hell

>>739510017
kek

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Happy birthday Chris

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>>739510502
that meme is shit cunt

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>>739499164
your mother loved you enough to not abort you
your parents loved you enough to keep you well and healthy all these years
fuck your friends, love your parents
even if you don't want to live for yourself, live for them because they've always lived for you

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>>739499164

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Happy birthday Chris!

>>739499164
What are you bitching about? That is exactly how i plan to spend my birthday next Thursday.

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>>739510587
You are the shit cunt

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>>739510980
you are the cunt shit

>>739499164
Happy birthday! It's my birthday too anon

>>739499164
>caring about birthdays
Confirmed underage.

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>>739499164
Happy birthday! and if you play pokemon games like XY, ORAS or SM there's a birthday party waiting for you on the pokemon center.

hey happy birthday man you want to talk i have a twitter https://twitter.com/PLACENAMEHERE7

>>739499164
How old?

Why do humans care about their birthdays to begin with?
I don't see it as anything special.
I don't understand people! :(

>>739499164
you should've been at all chain restaurants in town, they give people free food on their birthdays

>>739511876
Party, music, alcohol, cake and presents for free, is nice.

>>739510657
Nice

>>739511876
So maybe try killing yourself?

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I do not think that an event can have repeated significance beyond its initial occurrence. In this case, society prescribes meaning to a birth precisely every 365 days post-birth. Why? Intrinsically, there is no value in this date. A day is an approximation of the length of time it takes for the Earth to rotate on its axis with respect to the sun. Had we been living on a different planet, on a different solar system, we would probably have a different length of day. Why do we assign meaning to the 24 hour period in which we were born when it occurs 365 days later? A year later, the day is completely different. The new day has no intrinsic connection to the old day, yet we prescribe value to the day in a similar manner. We also make arbitrary exceptions in the form of leap years that further illegitimize the claim of true meaning.

happy birthday anon

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Happy birthday, Chris