What is the worst thing you have done? Mine: I catfished my best

>>739492479
Don't forget to rape her

>>739492479
Knocked a 10/10 up on purpose. Now I have a son who'll be 3 in October whole lives 2,000 miles away. And no child support because
>I'm a nice dude
Kek

>>739492479
Screenshots? More pics?

>>739492884
I'm with this dude OP. Tell the tale and post moar.

>>739492479

https://www.byteamateur.com/jovencita-con-lapiceros-en-el-cono-segunda-parte/

OP is a fag

>>739492622
Yeah, it's important to rape the fucking bitch

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had sex in public with a blowup doll

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I find catfishing quite interesting, pretending to be someone else into the point of them trusting you enough to send their nudes to you. Was it hard OP?

Catfished a 13 year old girl for 6 months. She was all in love with me and shit, gonna be together forever etc then I just deleted everything and disappeared. Watched from afar as I fucked her up real good. That'll teach those girls for not paying attention to me.

>>739492479
What was your strategy? How'd you do it OP?

Op fail

>>739492479
Went through my best friend's phone, got all of her nudes

>>739492479
I catfish people than ghost them after developing deep relationships, purely to fuck with their emotions. Sometimes I will claim I got raped or killed etc, by then catfishing other people etc and really fuck with people's heads and hearts. I emotionally get off on it, while sexually i get off to the wins I get from them. Sometimes if they're not attractive enough I don't even go for the wins, but just fuck with them as much as I can. I don't know the people I catfish, or whom I impersonate. I go to great lengths to seem legit, as far as using cracked snapchat/kik apps etc to make it look like I take it from my camera, when I don't.
Another fun thing I do, but not as bad, is act like a girl, and get girls that are bi/straight to only want girls. I get them to fall in love, I teach them alot of sexual shit (I love hearing how they haven't came as hard before, even with they were with others) then ether ghost them or start fucking with their emotions.
What makes this worse is I have a loving, faithful fiancee that fucks me plenty. I'm not even some neckbeard that can't any, so I take it out on others.

>>739495904
*catfishing as other people, and really fuck with people's heads and hearts.
Usually I will act as the same person for rape cases, or act like a worried friend, have a tearful confession as the "vitcim" etc. Rarely do I go as far as dying, I've only done that a few times. Another fun thing I thought of though, is sometimes I do it multiple times to people, and also sometimes act like I knew/dated the person I catfished as before, and then dump the person as I claim Its too weird we both dated the same person, or use their previous experience to have them talk about it, so we get closer, only to ghost them or whatever.

>>739492479
Were you surprised at the beautiful pubic hairstyle?

>>739496146
Since a few of you asked for tips and stuff, if you are still here, just reply to this post with your questions, and I will answer what I can. I've done this before it was even known as catfishing, and I think I will probably have to stop once my fiancee starts living with me.

>>739496502
>in 4 catfishman

>>739496502
I'd like to know how easy you think it will be to quit

>>739496765
what? kek
Anyways, I will give tips for whatever aspect of it you guys want details on. It's rather simple stuff once you break it down into a few groups of what you need to do/have.

>>739496932
Oh I've done it plenty of times. Went to imagefap for nude sets and set the game up. Plenty of lulz. Especially on the meetme app.

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I pretended to be a girl in World of Warcraft from Burning Crusade to Warlords of Draenor and was in an online relationship with a lesbian girl who was too afraid to come out in her southern town.
I was adamant about never meeting from the get go and when she started insisting that we need to meet because she was in trouble I deleted her battle tag rerolled onto another realm.
She managed to track my general location down though and showed up at my workplace looking for me. I even cashed her out and when she asked about my fake persona, I said I didn't know who she was talking about. She left in tears. Don't know what happened to her after that.

>>739492479
I've been regularly sharing nudes of several women for years. 3 exgfs, 2 friends who sent me nudes when drunk and horny, and one girl who left her camera unattended while visiting. All 6 of them to different extents are reposted and exist on public sites now and some must have been found by others know them because some have their real names attached and I didn't do that when posting.

>>739496840
It will be very hard, it's really addicting for many reasons
>getting ez wins
>getting praise and affection
>getting to tear it all away
To be honest I just get in these moods where I need to it. It's not a sexual fetish or anything. It all started when I wasn't satisfied with getting around 10 or less girls a day by just showing myself and my dick, so I tried being a girl and got waayyy more nudes alot more quickly. It's so easy, most of the time they gladly send first.
>>739497067
Mah Nigga. Also, thanks for the tip, I get my sets from other places, but that's a great idea, thanks.
>>739497423
Kek, that's not too bad, though pretty spooky she managed to track you.

>>739492479
You're doing God's work anon by revealing her as the worthless slur she is and sparing your friend the pain, heartbreak, humiliation, and probable vd he'd contract from continuing this relationship.
Now post the rest faggot.

>>739496502
What do you do if they want videos or facetime?

>>739493552
Not OP but I catfish too. It's pretty easy these days with the popularity of tinder & casual sex. I'm from a University city so lots of horny young pussy. Girls are decently easy to get nudes from if you pose as a bi girl.

>>739498085
do you find most of the girls who send nudes when you catfish are bi, or more bi curious?

>>739497915
Np bro. What places you get yours from?

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>>739492479
can you catfish this girl for me and post nudes? i need them for reasons. her snapchat is kleinmomi

>>739498079
I've never had that happen, the most is voice chatting. I simply get a shitty, low quality webcam that already fucks with how my voice sounds, then use Voxel Voice changer with custom settings to sound more like a girl. Though, if you wanted advice on how to get around that, I'd suggest maybe catfishing as someone that has pics and videos, and use manycam as the camera source.
Usually though if they get too pushy for something I will ether make an excuse or straight up block them, as I don't care about persisted catfishing as the same person. I've had a few targets that have lasted almost a year as a few different girls though. Another thing is what
>>739498085
says, honestly most are there just for talking or pics, I don't think I've had a request to go on video, or show it. You have to remember girls are stupid as fuck most of the time, and as long as they can't google your images you use, you should be good. It also helps I wrote out some backstory for each of the girls I catfish, and kinda give them their own personality and way they talk. (word choice, usage/amount of emojis, etc.)

>>739498241
Bi actually. Actually we don't talk much about it, I'd say bi curious as there aren't many actual bi girls in the UK. Many just want to experience it.

>>739498241
Not him, but usually bi, though you can convert them too, if you want. I love doing that, or cucking their partner, it's rather amusing IMO.
>>739498362
Sets people post on 4chan, sets I get from girls I've catfished, etc, Depends on the target, as long as they can't find a sauce for them, you should be good to go.

>>739498606
Yep never been asked to speak on the phone or anything or even phone number.

>word choice, usage/amount of emojis, etc
This! I say things like 'hun' or use multiple x's. Also say babe quite a lot.

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>>739492479
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating. To this day, I still have trouble dealing with it.

>>739498606
what have you gotten them to do in pics? anything really dirty?

>>739499205
Have you ever made a fake profile, and had it flirt with your real persona openly? I did did once and caught the eye of a sexy bitty. We dated about a year.

>>739499205
My across the pond nigga.
Another thing, for anyone wanting advice, is learn how girls speak over text to appear legit, using instagram as a source is perfect.
I've only been called out once by someone because I wasn't typing enough like a girl, and luckily it didn't escilate, but we have to remember not every girl is a horny bimbo, that's why you have to make sure your pics aren't found on google, and that you speak to them in a manner that makes them feel comfortable/like you're a girl. That's all I have for advice, I gotta go to work anons. Take care, and happy fishing.

>>739499548
Nah I catfish as a girl.

>>739499598
Lol I use a pornstar as the girl I catfish as, albeit she isn't that popular at all.

I'm like a catfish pro. I was addicted for years... I have hundreds of pics and vids. I used to pretend to be a fit 16 year old, I was really surprised how many older women would sext and have phone sex. It's really easy the younger the better.

Protips:

Join as many "cute or nah" "cute teens" "rate me" fb groups, get 1k friends over night. Usually tons of real chicks pop up in your inbox, Casper io is a must have. You need to be able to send pics over Snapchat they won't even second guess your fake then.

Best wins: thicc 30 something red head youth pastor loved my "16" year old cock. We'd have phone sex all day while her husband was at work. She'd send me bate vids etc

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>>739492479
I hope it's true coz I know her. Her name is Ola.

>>739497685
Post em here

>>739499994
Me 2. Then other girls took interest when the fake was flirting with me.

kik ickyvikki666 for them

>>739500111

Cept that feeling you get when you were also being catfished by a dude. So pretty much amounted to two dudes cybering each other. Which makes you for real gay now.

>>739493628
wtf

>>739492479
Got any of that innie?

>>739500456
You don't think I can spot a fake acc miles away anon? Plenty of fakes but I just ignore them. Same with fat chicks. Every nude I have was reversed searched for authenticty.

can we talk about omegle strategies? what's the best way to attract certain age groups? like what interests should I enter to make a milf think im 16

>>739497423
Did you laugh when she left? I bet she would have loved you either way.

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Catfish pro here. Sharing some milfs who thought they were sexting a 16 year old boy. I always played the "teach me how" card.

>>739501239
nice, keep the pics coming

>>739501239
How'd you find them?
What'd you message them through?

>>739498606
How do you find new targets?

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Her tits were perfect

>>739500431
Sent a dick pic, will post results

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More pedo milfs

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>>739501974
Her beta husband

>>739501974
how is she a pedo?

>>739502568
They thought I was 16.

how do you find these milfs?

>>739503023
Where do I find these milfs I wanna get in on this action

>>739495904
MFW only person that has had their head completely fucked by your actions is obviously you.

>>739501633
Facebook and Fb messenger
She added me after I posted my 16 year old abs in a naughty Facebook group, usually with the comment " anyone wanna talk?"
I'd post the same thing in many fb groups usually netting a few chicks a day

>>739503355
what do you mean naughty facebook group?

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jizzed in the food of my asian flatmate and watched her and her bf eat the food spiked with my cum

pic related

>>739503713
Wizard move chum

>>739497423
I'll take things that never happened for 100, Alex

>>739502009
moar of this shit

>>739497423
bet if you just told her she still would have loved you

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>>739503713
>>739503811

I also raided her wardrobe while she was at work and masturbated in her lingerie. fun times

>>739504169
Fuckin hot would do the same thing

>>739503713
daum dude i read a guys story where he had a flat mate and some how he was able to cum on her cereal with milk in it and watch her eat it and drink the milk made me hard thinking about it

Is her name Andrea?

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>>739504169
>>739504275

I recommend it. it's totally worth it!

>>739501974
honestly how o you find these chicks?

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be 25
in a 3 piece band with long time friends
installed some kind of a home studio in drummer basement
playing a lot of gigs, having fun, recorded EP and album
proud of the work we've done, but minor personnal problems with drummer, harsh feeling about money, that kinda stuff
start getting bored/feel insecure
start playing with another drummer (we all had sideband, and that was cool)
one day, can't book a date with "official" drummer
getting the second drummer ready with our tunes, no objection of bass player who was sometimes annoyed by first drummer
book the gig with replacement drummer without telling a word to original
some harsh message and mails later, we have to get our stuff at rehearsal place (basement of first drummer)
second drummer was cool, still friend with him but not the same feeling
never really got the same level in gig, never successfully recorded anything
years pass
got jobs and responsibility, band dissolve
learn a week ago that first drummer moved out of his house, abandon its studio
kinda feel strange about the whole story
never talked to first drummer ever since
he's avoiding every party I might be in

tl;dr screwed up a perfect band, ruined relationship between me and drummer and between our common friends and him, never seek redemption

I'm sorry Gael

>>739502009
This interests me very much...teach me your ways

>>739504891
heard of a guy that worked with hot co workers that due would rub all his pre cum and rub his hard on on their water containers and bottles watch them drink it fucking crazy

>>739502348
More nudes?

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>>739504430

those kind of stories actually inspired me too. you can google more with "cum in food" or similar

>>739496502
What version of Kik works with the fake camera?

>>739505485
I worked with this hottie and used to cum in her lotion bottle. It would get me so hard watching her rub my jizz all over her hands and arms.

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>>739505485

at work? some like to live dangerous :)

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>>739505545
WTF

>Watches at 0 $?

>>739505626
haha omg that actual crossed my mind but yea like the guy below says living on the edge bro

>>739505545

Catfish pro here.
You need to download an archived version of Kik from at least 2 years ago. Go on play store and get "fake camera" app which will open up the app instead of your camera

>>739505626
my best friends mom was a milf and she was always either away working or traveling for work, my friend was a heavy sleeper, i would rub my cock all over her lips sticks the night before she came back and rub my cock in her panties used and not used and she had this soil milk she always drank yup would drop a load there too fuck that lady had so much of my cum and cock all over her

>>739506026
I did that but since I'm using a custom ROM the screen is all sorts of fucked up.

I used kik.android-7.4.0.116-APK4Fun.com.apk

>>739505659
haha welp one of the girls knew the test of cock and cum well i guess figured it out the guy got arrested had to register as a sx offender and lost his career so f yea living on the edge dude but it gives you this rush knowing its fucking wrong i guess..some people need help..

>>739506176
Try 6.1

>>739499415
My god, you poor bastard.
I run a support group which assists missionary position for the purpose of procreation survivors transition to rough pile driver pain am culminating in ejaculation while being deepthroated.
Hit me up.
I'll get you the address for our next meeting and we can let the healing begin.

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>>739492479
>Pic related

>>739506689
Doesn't work on android 7.1

>>739506529
correction: *knew the taste well" daum slut

>>739492851
Got a pic of her?

>>739492479
This is hashtagyoloswaggang or sluttyslutslut. OP you either lying or you friend GF catfished you. Faggot.

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>>739507334
This is my collection of her

>>739507617
Fuck, MEGA?

>>739509323
the las part I ment was her mom

>>739503380
nice! more?

>>739496502
I'm having trouble finding extensive sets, any tips?

>>739501974
>>739502009
>>739502348

More?

>>739492479
Needs story imo

Helped a terrorist plot https://youtu.be/ZrAfMDAqzLg

>>739510776
Link?

>>739511079
she doesnt get her bra off.

>>739511179
still post it.

Worst thing I've ever done.

I convinced a girl to kill herself.

>>739511903
story

>>739511271
it's this one, not the best one tho
xvideos link video25801881

>>739497915
where do you go to find them?

>>739512123
>xvideos link video25801881
link not found

>>739512123
Why does she look so confused/suspicious?

>>739512257
Make sure to type in another slash at the end

>>739512257
>>739512123
>2017
Just post the fucking link
https://www.xvideos.com/video25801881/cute_teen_latina_changing_in_her_room_caught_by_hidden_spy_camera

>>739502348
more from her

>>739512328
got no idea

>>739492479
counting to 10 >>739511910
and doing the alphabet 739507176
all in 2 hours

>>739492479
i pissed in a hobos mouth

>>739512062
>Be me 16 and pretty miserable in Highschool.
>Browse omegle and scroll past all the boys/bots
>Find grill
>Talk for a little bit and get her kik
>Talking insues for about 2 weeks
>She's suicidal but is to much of a pussy to do it
>I make it my goal in life to make sure she dies
>Start being really emotionally abusive
>Talk to her for another 5 weeks
>Randomly get a message on kik that she ended it and took a lot of pills
>Start to feel weird
>Doesn't respond for 4 days
>Her mom posts on facebook that she passed away and the family needs the prayers
>Live my life feeling accomplished and regretful at the sametime

>>739512869
thanks for sharing, i know it sounds stupid but do you ever feel haunted?

>>739506949
ggwp

>>739512869
was she hot?

>>739513079
Haunted? Like her ghost is trying to make me feel miserable or haunted from my decisions?

>>739513196
She was overweight. Her face was probably a 6/10

Question for catfish pros. How does one respond if the snapchat target sends videos?

>>739513463
both i'd say

>>739512869
you're lucky you didn't end up like the girl in Massachusetts who got convicted

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>>739502009
>>739501974
>newfags actually think this shit is real

>>739513558
Either send videos through chat and say they won't send normally as snapchat keeps crashing when u try send vids. Or you could use casper and send them through there.

>Be me
>Just graduated high school
>Broke up with girlfriend
>Still hooking up with her regularly
>Hooking up with two other girls regularly
>They all find out
>All break things off with me
>One spreads a bunch of rumors about me, can't get any pussy because of the rumors
>Feels bad
>Find her at house party
>She drunk as fuck
>Watch her leave
>Follow her in my car
>Call cops to report drunk driver
>Watch her hey pulled over
>She gets arrested, also has mdma on her
>Gets felony, loses scholarship
I fucked her life up because I was a pissed off teenager

>>739513691
Hold your horses.

>>739512869
Enjoy jail :^)

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>>739513691
Hold your horses.

>>739512869
Enjoy jail :^)

>>739513886
Forgot pic

>>739493354
You again

>>739513675
Her ghost hasn't haunted me yet.
Haunted by my decisions? yeah, occasionally. I'll think about it once every 3 months and get in a downer, but it goes away eventually.

>>739513691
Yeah, same. I remember getting into an argument when I was 18 that someone could go to jail for convincing someone to commit suicide. My heart dropped for a couple days.

>>739513925
Hahaha, ok nigger. If the fbi goes through the trouble to find the information and convict me, I will personally suck your daddys dick in prison.

Killed a tarp https://youtu.be/ZrAfMDAqzLg

>>739513824
But if the target initiates a snapchat video conversation I can't just CGI a video response lol.

>>739514262
it's a joke dumbass. he even got his "cp" and "little girl taking a bath" tabs opened next to the fbi report.

>>739514616
>Uses overused joke thinking it makes people laugh

This is the second time that I mean this.
Unironically, kill yourself.

>>739514880
why would I kill myself? I didn't post it.
And you kill yourself you fucking faggot, on fucking 4chan talking about overusing jokes? Memes originated on this shithole.
"Unironically, kill yourself". Never heard that one before. Fag.

>>739512869
if hell exists
I feel it it for ya buddy

>>739515009
Gonna archive this for a cringe thread. Thanks for the rage.

>>739506949

The funny thing is, OP might be honest, he just got catfished himself. Protip: Most of the "women" online who will send you nudes that easily aren't women at all.

tl;dr OP got catfished by a fag

>>739513871
nah, good on you
dumb young bitch driving drunk could have easily killed someone or herself
u did the right thing.

>>739515282
Don't!

>>739515658
Yeah, but I really fucked her up in the long run. She got kicked out of her house and never went to college. Last I saw of her, she was drugged out and turning tricks for her boyfriend/pimp. She might have ended up that way anyway, but I certainly helped her out.

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Ive catfished tons of girls into sending me photos of there feet and sometimes nudes. While they have boyfriends as well. To many to count right now. pic related

>>739492479
Blackmailed a 9 year old into letting me fuck her when I was 12

>>739516741
nice...got more of her? (more nudes, not necessarily feet)

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>>739514262
lol faggot you wish your story was true. She didn't give you her facebook... haha fail

>>739505545
there's a shit ton of modded kiks you can download that have built in fake camera stuff

Play minecraft

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>>739516893
tons

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>>739517168

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>>739517204

>>739517168
>>739517204
>>739517269
great stuff

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>>739517401
100% oc

>>739501239
HOLY FUCK! THAT"S MY MOM! What a slut. Blackmail incoming.

>>739517473
nice. you certainly got her to show her slutty side. what did you catfish as? a girl or guy?

>>739505030
Thats a very sad story, Anon.

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>>739517727
Just a guy, Slightly emo cause shes an emo bitch haha. Took one day to get her to show me that pussy of hers. Claimed to never do it before blah blah. Huge doubt after a few hours of talking she was convinced to show.

>>739517929
haha, nice. love how you got her to do close ups, spread, everything

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>>739492479

My best friend's wife has given me a bj for my birthday for the past 6 years. I become ravaged with guilt but after a year of her flirting with me I can't resist that dirty facial.

>>739516741
Catfish as a guy or a girl? How many diff girls sent you feet stuff?

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>>739518177
"I dont wanna send something like that..."
10 minutes later..

>>739518349
Way to many to count, not trying to sound cool. Im a fuckin asshole

>>739518448
haha that is awesome. got her fingering or inserting anything?

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>>739518349
As a guy btw, this girl was dating my friend at the time. Got a video of her feet too

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>>739513925
>Enjoy jail :^)
no YOU enjoy jail

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>>739504169

Also one of my fetishes. Everytime I look at my niece I hope she's wearing my cum.

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>>739518539
Not yet, havent talked to her in week but i bet if i did i could get em.

>>739518845
She is a virgin btw "Apparently"

>>739518845
might as well get some vids from her too :)

I like all these pics

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>>739518673
kek

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>>739518999
I was really wanting too, but then i got bored of her when i found this

>>739493628
Lel you're pathetic.

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>>739519142
another girl i catfished

>>739518524
>>739518642
Awesome! Man I love feet. Any self feet licking girls?

Show your gf OP?

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>>739518673
>Enjoy jail :^)
>no YOU enjoy jail

No you :^)

>>739519142
>>739519200
heh, well you get good nudes from chicks :)

would love to see a dump of these two on vola or similar

I've been fucking my step mother for the past year. I'm 27 and she's 55. Can't explain it but the both of us just connect and I give her something she can't get anymore otherwise I guess.

>>739492479
Pretty sure my friends kid is mine. His now wife hooked up with me the day before they got married. She was drunk, I should have stopped her but I really wanted it.

>>739518845
Dude get her to send a vid of the dog licking her out. Not into beastiality but it will haunt the girl in future, looking back at the stupid shit she did.

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>>739519270
I DO AND IM PISSED CAUSE I HAD IT ON A FLASH DRIVE THAT I RECENTLY LOST. It was one of the best girls i got, best feet. had her sucking her toes, putting them on her face licking them... rubbing her pussy with her feet. I really need to find that damn flash drive. But here is this other chick i got haha OC 100%

739505030
Was your drummer named Gaelon from Colorado?

>>739519478
Fucking find that drive nigga! Amazing. I want some self foot worship man!

I chat up girls on kik all the time. Get wins all the time. Regularly sext with a few former employees, one friends wife and a couple coworkers. I'm married very happily and my wife outs bi and we swap with a few couples that are close friends so it's not for a lack of anything at home. I also was fucking my HR manager at work on her desk a few times a week until she just up and quit last week. I don't know why i feel the need to creep behind my wife's back considering our recreational activities. I'm just a POS i guess.

I took videos of my step sister with a hidden camera, several times

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>>739519635
I changed my room up a bit and ive been looking for weeks. Its driving me crazy. More oc from another chick who has a decent pussy

>>739519711
Post em!

>>739519200
any more of her?

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>>739519772
More OC cause im bored

>>739519772
love the pussy pics you've posted...you get girls to take good ones

Fucked my wife's cousin. She's 14

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>>739519781
Ya dude, You know whats funny about this one is she lived close by, I catfished her, then actually met her in person at a metal show and fucked her behind a dollar general as me while i catfished her before. Needless to say i didnt need to continue catfishing her, She a sluttttt

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>>739519954
Im all about the close ups my dude

>>739520064
was about to say, if any of these girls are close, you ought to fuck them haha. And she has a particularly clean looking pussy too.

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>>739519326
>Enjoy jail :^)
>no YOU enjoy jail
>No you :^)
NO U ENJOY JAIL

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>>739520278
She was very clean, huge ass. 8/10 face. She is smart enough to hide her face in the photos tho

>>739520425
nice body. must have been a fun fuck. I wonder how the first girl would be.

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>>739492479
Post my gfs nudes

>>739520425
any more girls you catfished?

>>739492964

lol

>>739521502
Holy fuck, I wanna kiss and tongue fuck her assole

>>739521502
i love big meaty pussies

>>739521502
moar plz

>>739518957
haha a 'virgin'? she spreads her pussy so eagerly, if she really is a virgin, she won't be for long

>>739515658
He was obviously drunk driving too you moron

>>739518322
You're a legitimate piece of shit

>>739518322
Post pics of her

>>739493628
why dont you just watch porn dude?

Posted nudes of my gf on a website, she has almost 500K views now

>>739501239
Seriously? They are into that and where do you find these degenerates?

>>739506949
OP needs to learn. Always ask for verification pic you fucking noobie. Ask them to take a live pic touching their ear or something. Learned this shit from wasting my life away on kik... FML....

>>739517269
WTF?! Does she have hamburger meat stuffed in there? That is one nasty poosy

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>>739521502

I called my ex girlfriends sister (we never met) and told her i was a movie producer and got her number from an agent. Called her in for an "interview". While there i said she had to show me how much she appreciated the opportunity if she really wants to be considered for my "project". Yeah, so I ducked the shit out of my ex girlfriends sister... hahahaha

>>739524148
MOAR

>>739518845
how you catfish her, i wanna do this to my friend's GF, i hear she is a whore

>>739524654
Chill, if anyone else comments, maybe

I regularly steal from women. I'll take anything from them that I can get my hands on. I prefer more valuable and personal items when possible. I've stolen dozens of purses, wallets, phones, jewelry, laptops, articles of clothing (especially underwear), and makeup. I will break into apartments and cars, steal from libraries, parking lots, pickpocket on the street, and my favorite location is college campuses. Typically I use the stolen items to jerk off and if possible look up the girl on social media in hopes that she posts about being robbed. I keep cash and eventually pretty much throw everything else away.

I take upskirt pics and videos of girls in stores and at the college campus.

I keep a fake Facebook of a girl that I use to catfish both men and women. I also hack women's emails and facebooks if possible (it's a lot harder to do now than it was about 5 years ago). I've gotten into dozens of accounts. Usually I just read through messages, post embarrassing things, and then message her friends in an attempt to hack theirs, and the cycle continues. Several times I've found nudes in the email or FB messenger. Twice I posted the nudes and info of the girl here on /b/ and it led to everyone in the girl's life seeing them. 1 was an underage high school student. The other was a 22 year old teacher... the pics were sent to all the staff and students. A few times I've used the nudes to blackmail the girl into giving me more.

I started talking to a gorgeous 17 year old girl through my fake FB who thinks I'm a single 25 year old. We've exchanged nudes and talk dirty when we're horny but haven't seen each other irl yet. I'm married but I want to fuck her really bad.

>>739525384
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>739525699
Pics of what?

>>739525384
i like you

names of girls?

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>>739525699
WTF

>Watches at 0$

>>739500111
Ha. I've done that since 2014 and can't stop. I have had a shit load of wins maybe more than 100 and it's getting boring now getting pics so I told them to webcam with me (not showing my face nor body, just turning it off and tell them it doesn't work) and tell them what to do. I get so hard.

>>739513933
i was just about to say that

>>739526072
Whitney roach was the teacher.

>>739526072
A lot of names I never had. Most I don't remember. I don't do any of this stuff nearly as much as I used to.

>>739526530
haha I remember that on here

>>739526999
nice trips!

Raped a 4 year old girl, tortured her. Chopped her into pieces and slowly ate her over a 7 month period. Ground her bones into dust and mixed it with salt and used it on her meat. Her little pussy and ass cheeks tasted delicious.

>>739526999
Trips checked.

Man that was years ago I didn't think anyone remembered it. It was great I did it from one of her students FB accounts. I had hacked him and started a convo with her. Didn't even realize it was his teacher at the time just some cutie. So I literally just asked her for the password to her email and she gave it to me like a dumb cunt. Took me about 10 minutes to find the nudes and save them. Then she was like "what are you doing" and I said oh just snooping through your emails... interesting stuff you have in here. She freaked out and threatened to have "me" (the student) expelled so I blocked her and logged off. I posted the pics and her info here and the rest is history.

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>>739527397
You aren't creative, funny or clever.

>>739527532
I don't think that was the point of his post, but the irony is hilarious. You're just projecting.

>>739527429
I remember the media got contacted and they cited sources such as "Richard Hurtz"/dick hurts or some shit like that lol....yeah, everyone thought the student was having an affair with her...shit was flying that day

>>739525295
commenting here

mooaaarrr