Help me out, /b/! I've been talking to this girl who I had

>>739453733
"So..I think you're really pretty and cool. Did you want to get a drink? Tonight maybe?" Take her out, have fun, invite her over, fuck

>>739454040
The only problem is that I don't want her to end up saying no and then stop talking to me to avoid awkwardness so I want to bring it up slowly

>>739454215
but if you think you're probably never going to see her again, then it doesn't matter if she stops talking to you to avoid awkwardness, right?

So communicate that to her. Add something like, "I don't want to make anything awkward between us if you say no, but I don't want to waste another single second if you say yes."

>>739453733
>class with last semester
Underage b&

>>739454914
Did you know that colleges have semesters too? Shocking, I know

Tell her nasa also wants my dick in Uranus by right now,then fuck

>>739454914
or possibly the teacher!

>>739454215
>no risk no gain

>>739454655
>>739454040
Listen to this guy, OP. It's better to treat it like a band-aid, and get it over with.

>>739455113
This

>>739455113
OP if dubs has to do this

>>739454215
>
This

Ask her to go out for a drink you fucking halfwit
Show the girl a good time see where they lead make moves most importantly flirt.
Stop being a faggot get that poon

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>>739455113
>>739455113
Fuck it, I got nothing to lose. I should say that I don't care for a relationship, I just want my dick sucked

>>739453733
Speaking of Mars, I have an anal probe with your name on it. Its for my spooky alien science project.

>>739454215
Ask her you stupid cuck

>>739456384
Speaking of martians

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>>739456271

>>739456271
My nigga

>>739456271
Alright, now follow up with a smooth transition, tell her shes cute then ask her out

Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik

Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?

Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i w@nt csguuuu

Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru

Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip

Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin

me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway

mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
.
.
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*buys gcso*

me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss

mom: too bed u pley it

me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad.. it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese

Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it""
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo

Calve: i forgot to add Chink.

me: tru im a chink boi

Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer

the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar

>>739454215
Fortune favors the bold. It's not a do or die situation. Just ask her if she wants to hangout, grab a burrito or some shit. The more time you spend with her the better.

>>739454040
Roll...

Op you gotta shoot your shot. The worst is she says no and you move on. Be a man!!

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>>739456903
As true as that is, I absolutely don't know how to talk to women. If I knew how to get her in bed i wouldn't be asking strangers on the internet for help

>>739457131
"Hey do you want to go out sometime? Let's get some pizza and catch a movie..."

Once you eat and walk a bit invite her to your place for the movie instead.

>>739457131
Holy fuck youre gay

>>739457131
Now just tell her I enjoy talking to you do you wanna do something some time?

>>739453733
Why are you talking to a Japanese ice cream

>>739457131
>>739457248
If you don't listen to my advice and ask now you're going to seem like a little bitch and she's gonna fuck the next guy that wants her.
I know I'm on 4chan dude but I'm good at this.

>>739457131
This is almost akin to saying "my friend typed that lol".

>>739456584
This is the better option

>>739457332
geso

>>739457131
Maybe if you got your head on straight and stopped thinking about railing them all the time you'd be able to. Cuz, guess what they're poeple too, so just talk to them normally.
But since you already made a joke about fucking her in the ass your chances are pretty slim to segway into getting her in the bed.

She types like she's 14

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Op is such a fucking pussy who just wants nudes. Doesn't even want to try and fuck.
Abandon this thread Bois. Don't help this fucking loser.

>>739457855
Cuz op is probably 14 as well. Dude can't talk to chicks.

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>>739457415
Asked her out like all of you said and she turned me down. Fuck it, like I said before, I'm probably not ganna see her again since she lives in another city 4 hours and only see each other on campus while attending classes. Maybe we could just have fun with her before I block her

>>739457952
You tried my guy

>>739457554
this

>>739457952
Tell her it's not so that you can get in her pants, just say that it's to go out as buddies and get to know each other

>>739457952
Poor op dw theres plenty more

>>739457952
Call her a nigger and tell her you have a 9 inch cock and she don't know what she's missing.

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>>739457952
That's cool, here's a dickpic so u can see what you're missing

>>739458078
Kek. Do this.

>>739457952
>Mission Failed
>We'll get em next time.

>>739457952
Just send her a dick pic.

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>>739453733
ass is thirsty

>>739458134
>>739458078
Specifically this dick pic

>>739457952
U tried. It's all good. Everyone gets denied. Next time it'll be easier. Keep it up!

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>>739457952
Failed so hard, OP.

>>739458036
This don't give up OP

>>739457952
Atleast u know ur answer instead of what if

>>739458078
>>739458134
Ill send her a dick pic but not my own. She's kinda bitchy and don't want her sending my nudes if she gets mad. Send some good ones and I'll send her those

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>>739456271
>>739457131
>>739457952
OP is such a faggot

>>739457952
Bitch as friends, you think you're that fuckin special that i'd want to ask your ass out on a date? I was just trying to get some pizza, but I guess friends can't do that. Go fuck yourself cunt

LMFAO I wasn't asking you out. I'm not interested in you like that at all. You're like an ugly sister to me.

>>739458345
>LMFAO I wasn't asking you out. I'm not interested in you like that at all. You're like an ugly sister to me.

YESSSS SAY THIS ONE

>>739457952
>we could eat pizza
>As friends

>>739457952
At least you know op. So you have closure and you can stop chasing her. But hey, bitches love the chase, so I suggest if you like her just keep your distance for now. At least she knows you like her, balls in her court.
Also, I hope you learned a lesson. Don't make dumb anal jokes.

>>739458299
kek wills it

This thread is fake if you believe it, then you're probably as autistic as OP

I don't want to date. I honestly just was hoping to hook up. I've thought you're super attractive for awhile and wanted to take my chance before I missed it. Sorry to be blunt, but no use beating around the bush, haha.

>>739457952
That's cool, can you introduce me to your hotter friend?

>>739458345
This guy gets it.
Negging actually works, on the date tell her she's not your type and you prefer a woman who is in shape

>>739458461
>haha
cringelord

>>739457952
"Holy fuck i just asked if you wanted to hang out, not fucking marry me"

>>739458567
This

>>739458461
Retard, if she was willing to hook up willy nilly she would have been willing to let OP pay for a burrito beforehand

He needs to grind down that self esteem,. But I think OP blew it at the 'lol just kidding' line so this is all moot

>>739458638
Ye

>>739457952
Don't even respond just ignore that THOT

>>739458567
do this

>>739457952
>This is so sudden...
>Was hoping to ask...

Beta terms everywhere, you could have actually hooked up if you had typed this response better lel

>>739457952
Hey, you got turned down. It happens. No biggie! And she was nice about it.

Tell her something like, "Aw, rats :) Thanks for being polite when turning me down. Talk to you later, ok?"

Nothing wrong with ending on a friendly note.

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>>739458567
Dubs and op says this. Send her this pic as well.

Maybe pass it off as like friends trying to hang out?

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>>739458866
>Aw, rats :)

>>739458866
Ggaaayyyyyyy

>>739454040
This would of been perfect

>>739458866
You homo

>>739458866
Hahahahaha

>>739458917
roll

Op clearly died from embarrassment

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>>739458299
I just don't give a fuck anymore. I've been turned down all the fucking time by women and I'm getting fucking sick of it. They wanna go around dating fucking assholes? Fine, bitch, I'll be an asshole

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>>739459056
>Go fuck yourself cunt

Sounds like a typical female. Not interested in good guys. Probably just wants an asshole. Here's your response that hopefully gets her to rethink things. If not, tell her to go fuck herself:

Thanks for the (brutal) honesty. It seems like we have a good rapport, which is nearly impossible to find these days. I'm betting if you gave me a shot you'd be very happy. If not, c'est la vie. I'm sure there are plenty of assholes who will treat you like dirt and that's probably what you want.

>>739458036
>>739458934
You idiots, that's just how you dig yourself deeper into the friendzone.

>>739459056
>edge-kid-2000

>>739457131
You had it and then fucking ruined it retarded cuck

>>739457952
Aww at least jerk me off before you go away

to everyone saying to spend time with her as a friend and maybe something will happen.... he is in the FRIENDZONE. she will use him for all he is worth. he will be her fluffer before she goes and fucks some big dick later on that night

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>>739459056
Are you that retarded?

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>>739459056
>go fuck yourself cunt
UM OKAY

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>>739459056
schoolshooter inc

beta as fuck

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>>739459090
>cringelord fedora bullshit

>>739459056
oh shit... he went full Fedora on us guys

>>739459174
>>739459172
LOL
>>739459168

>>739459056
Awwwww you're wee whittle ego got hurt mr. Elliott

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>>739457952
KEK GET FUCKED OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF XDDD

>>739459056
Bro are you retarded? You could've been friends with benefits somewhere down the line. You dun goofed

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>>739459056
You now look like a butthurt beta, good job you fuckin moron

>>739459056
so cringy hehexd

>>739459056
Send her a pic of you inside of her dad.

Sent her a dick pic

>>739459056
Listen mochi, you havent had a real man touch you since you were 6 and your dad done you good when momma wasn't home.
You're going to listen to me, and do as I say, or you'll fucking regret it. No more mr nice guy from me! You ARE coming for pizza and you ARE putting out afterwards. Ok.
I don't know why I wasted my whole semester on you. You're only a 6 anyways.

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>>739459056

>>739459056
Playing like you weren't actually interested in her doesn't come across very convincingly when you start acting like a bitch.

>>739459056
Kek.
If you haven't blocked her yet..call her narcissistic. then laugh at her for thinking every guy is trying to fuck her.
Absolute madman op.

>>739459322
14 year old here

>>739459374
Please op post me.

Dick pic

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>>739459056
>go fuck yourself cunt
OOOOOOO I'M LAFFIN

>>739459374
Rolling for the finishing blow.

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>>739459056
bitch wat u doin

>>739459056
Well since you really did it op you might as well just go full fedora on her and insult her more.

>>739459400
You're too young to be here!

>>739459056
It seems you're the type of beta manlet that gets all emotional and over-reacts at the first sign of resistance/trouble. Unless you can learn to be a real man and handle adversity with strength and grace, you will be forever alone.

>>739459506
Don't bring manlets into this we've got nothing to do with 14 year olds

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>>739459506
Nigga said "strength and grace"

>>739459056
Il take it from here

From chad

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OP POST YOUR FACE. YOU ARE A FAT, UGLY, ACNE RIDDEN LOSER AND THAT'S WHY NO GIRL WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU XDDD

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS HILLARIOUS WATCHINF YOU CRASHN BURB XDDDDDDDD

OP LIVE STREAM IT FAGGOT

Dic pic

Send her a dick pic

>>739459612
LOL

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>>739456544
>>739456271

There's still a chance here guy! Text her something like:

LOL holy shit. My cousin had my phone!!! Did he ask you out or something and then call you a cunt? Fuck, that's embarrassing. Anyway, if you want to get pizza on Friday as a FRIEND only, let's do it! We can see what happens from there ;-)

Send her a picture of your dick

>>739459612
I was thinking of a james bond cool sort of way.
Guys shouldn't turn into the very psycho-girlfriend that guys are always facing, you know?

>>739459732
Nigga stop

>>739459732
Excellent advice!

Tell her that you just got back and that your dad was typing all this ,and you're so embarrassed

Mochi? weird fuckin' name, should've avoided from the beginning.

>>739459732
LOL you are even more cringy

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>>739459809
Nigga said "james bond cool sort of way"

>>739460013
SHUT the fuck up

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>>739459374
I give up guys. After this threat dies down or she blocks me I'm fucking gone forever

Nigga the hoe aint worth ur energy go grimd down another hoe

>>739460076
dont forget to stream it

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>>739460076

>>739460076
fucking kek

>>739460076
nigga what r u doin

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>>739460124
holy SHIT this thread