If you didn't have to worry about money, what would your

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>>739451767
pic related

>>739451767
A NEET

>>739451898
Like a really smart mouse?
>>739451948
That's not a profession, I'd get bored after a week. Wouldn't you?

>>739452147
Been neet for two years.
No.

>>739452147
I'm almost a NEET, studying from home, and can confirm it's a very boring life style.

>>739452331
What do you do all day? Not judging you anon but how aren't you depressed/bored? I need something to occupy my hands or else I go crazy

>>739452391
Why not get a part time job? Something chill, not soul crushing like McDonald's drive thru

>>739451767
Bringing the world into the future.

a bartender..a chill comfy bar. not a bar where i have to make crazy fruity shit on weird ass ones too. old fashioned. Maybe do some pen testing or something. just cozy living.

>>739452634
Can you be more specific

>>739451948
Same
>>739452147
The only reason I ever got bored as a NEET is that I was always really poor. I'm 36 now and have been working for a really long time and I fucking hate it. There's probably another job out there that I'd like a lot better than the one I'm doing, but I don't think there's any job I'd like better than no job, if money were no object. Tbh I'm very badly depressed and I'm also really just not a very good person.

>>739452607
Because my sleeping pattern is fucked due to the insomnia I've had for the past 2 years+. I'm currently on meds. I hope I can get over it relatively soon.

>>739451767
try to beat my 15 faps a day record to the limit

>>739451767
I think I would kill myself within the year so no needed profession there. Distractions is what keeps me ignorantly going in this world of sick as I feel like shit on a day to day basis.

Hueee, wish I could live a happy life. Brain obviously thinks other.

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>>739452678
OP here, id want my own little woodshop, not work at some huge place doing crazy shit. Just a chill little shop, seems cozy. Pic related
>>739452737
You need a job you enjoy. At my other job all I wanted was to quit and never work again, and even thought about becoming a neet somehow. Then I was out of work for only a month and even that was too much time. I found a job I enjoy and work barely feels like work, time flies by and I don't wanna kill myself at the end of the day
>>739452768
I hope so too anon, not being able to sleep fucking sucks

>>739451767
I've actually never though about it. I love archeology and history, but never went to college and don't plan on it. So, I'd love to join as a volunteer on dig sites, that sounds pretty fun.

Also, that woodshop looks pretty cozy.

>>739453645
That'd be pretty cool, where do you live anon? And yes woodshops are really chill in my experience

My first thought was painter. Like not artistic or anything, just like paint houses fences walls in your house whatever. No one around, play music, make things look nice, sounds good.

But then anon said bartender and I remember I had a lot of fun doing that in college, would probably do that.

>>739452678
i bartend, not as fun as you may think

>>739451767
Lumberjack, but with an axe and saw instead of modern tools.

>>739454211
Painter wouldn't be so bad, but I agree bartender in a chill bar would be god-tier

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>>739451767
I did some classes in blacksmithing and some in woodworking and loved them both. the wife is on board with me doing small projects outta the garage until we eventually get a property i can build a shop on. that's my happy place.

>>739451767
If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd definitely be a writer. I write short stories and shit all the time when I've got any free time, but I write too slow to be able to publish at a decent rate to make profit.

>>739451767
Jet pilot

>>739451767
woodworking seems great a lathe, turn some bowls. not too bad. i think id be a ceramic artist. or maybe just throw big ass pots and planters. toss on some tunes, very zen activity.

Just craft wonky stuff from a variety of materials, write, generally just build and make a variety of stuff.

>>739454437
Or, alternatively, a car flipper type shit, I'd buy old muscle and import frames, fix them, make them my own, then either sell them, or keep them if I really like the model and how it's done.

>>739454346
Grass is always greener

>>739451767
My dad's makes custom cabinets and earns ~400K a year. Get good retard.

>>739454179
Southwestern US. So the dig sites would be mostly ancient Injun settlements.

Also, I'd love to renovate houses. Like old, abandoned houses. It would be a fun project to fix up and make beautiful again.

>>739451767
Building engines.
I kind of do that now, but on an extremely small scale, like 1 or 2 a year, maybe, and I have to farm out all my machining work to a machine shop.
If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd be able to get the necessary equipment to do all the work myself.

>>739454687
>dad's

Faggot

In this magical world can I change my talents too? Like I have no pitch and can't hit a note to save my life, but I'd be like an opera singer if I could.

If money wasn't an issue for anything then I would go back to school for kinesiology, and be a P.E. Teacher.

>>739452502
Video games, internet. The doctors say I am depressed. I think that I just hide from the real world behind my depression and by bingeing on games. My parents pay for all of my shit but this has strained our relationship. For a while I was slowly pushing everyone away in preparation for my eventual suicide. I have a job interview on Friday and I'm currently unable to sleep because of anxiety and trepidation. It's just gathering carts in a parking lot but the entire prospect is both terrifying and revolting. I don't even have to really interact with people and I already want to off myself. I don't even have the job, yet. Lol

>>739454768
Hopefully you land a job at a high school. Teaching shitty little 7th graders dance is shit. Yes, there is a dance subject. Neither me nor my son are happy about it, but it's there.

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Gas Industry Rescue Operator in RU Gazospasatel'

>>739454768
Watching teen girls running around for an hour? who wouldn't want to be a P.E. couch...

(a creepy middle school coach double as our health class teacher, and would straight up watch all the girls as the walk past him. Also wore those thigh high 70s shorts.)

>>739455031
Yep. And imagine if you're shredded. You'll be getting hit on 24/7.

nice thread topic OP

Full time Stack Overflow/Wikipedia contributor, I would learn so much and have an extremely beneficial impact imo

>>739454347
I've always preferred hand tools to power tools
>>739454429
I've always wanted to try black smithing or even just metal working. Maybe just make myself a pocket knife. I'd love my own shop when I've got a house. Somewhere to make stuff, drink a few beers, and listen to music
>>739454437
I like to write but I have no motivation to do it, to each his own though
>>739454446
Like a fighter jet or a passenger jet?
>>739454501
Lathes are fun in woodworking, and when you get good you can make some crazy stuff. Never tried ceramics

>>739455156
Wow never thought of that, thats a great idea, just imagine all that knowledge

>>739454346
tell me why

>>739451767
I'd move into a temperate or sub-arctic wilderness area

I'd love to play music on like a cruise ship or at a quiet club. I'm a bass player and love it more than any of my other hobbies.

>>739451767
Archaeologist- I have a degree in anthropology and use it to manage a casino

>>739454950

Is this something like the furnace operator at auschwitz? Or do you handle the zyklon-b? Yeah, I guess that would be a good hobby.

>>739454687
I'm guessing he has his own business? Does he actually build or has employees?
>>739454696
I've always wanted to find old injun or civil war stuff
>>739454700
Hey as long as you're doing 1-2 a year that's a something. Car engines?>>739454754
Sure anon this is a ideal dreams thread
>>739454806
I was nervous for every single job interview I've ever had. I wanted to cancel but that was me being a bitch. Gotta sack up sometimes anon, even if it's just pushing carts for minimum wage. Also don't you have anything else you'd wanna do? I love video games and all
but I wouldn't consider that my dream job
>>739454950
What would you do?
>>739455156
Thanks anon. Gotta say I love Wikipedia, learning about random stuff I'd never think about otherwise

>>739451767
Same, exactly the same. I would have the most mind blowing wood shop anyone could imagine. God I wish....

>>739451767

Self-sufficient homestead in some rural area, doesn't have to be like Alaska, but maybe Oregon or Montana

>>739451767
Band manager or producer. To be able see multiple people extreme talent and being able to work with them.
I feel that is better then being a famous musicians.

>>739455722
Like a survivalist?
>>739455930
A quiet club sounds cozy
>>739456036
2 archaeologists in this thread. One of my dreams is to dig up some ww2 relics

>>739456179
>Car engines?
Yes. But I do the odd go kart/lawnmower engine every now and then.

>>739456036
>manage a casino

where at?

>>739451767
I'd like to learn how to professionally kill people. The ultimate prey is man.

>>739456164
wow, smells like summer in here

If I had tons of money and would be able to I would just switch profession from time to time and do whatever I just want.
I love history and archeology but I think I'd be bored after a few weeks of digging without finding anything that matters.

>>739456348
In interior alaska right now, summers are amazing. bright at day round the clock. winters hit -50. if you cant insulate and heat your home you die. not as bad near the ocean, that keeps the air warmer.

>>739456272
I wouldn't have to have the craziest stuff, just a few saws and essential stuff. But I wanna get good at hand tools. Have a whole set of chisels and hand saws and just make intricate joints by hand
>>739456348
I've always day dreamt about something like this, have a nice plot of land somewhere with a few animals. I'm definitely too much of a spoiled city boy though so I wouldn't be able to last long. I do wanna move out of the city though. Montana would be cool but too cold for me. Oregon probably because i like rain
>>739456393
What music industry anon?

>>739456179
>learning about random stuff I'd never think about otherwise
yeah I think it would be really cool to be a heavy contributor and learn all sorts of weird stuff

Gonna have to lean toward blacksmith or metal working, like a full on shop. Then actually design and build drone submersibles using science and shit. Send them on missions to explore the entire Atlantic ocean.

Either that or start a college, have a rating system for teachers based more on their attentiveness than the difficulty or pass/fail rate of the course. Focus on REAL education instead of testing. Promote practical examples of usefulness. Tuition is free, veterans are PAID to attend, high school diploma not required, don't care where you're from/age/gender/lifestyle.. if you want to be a furry anarchist with a horticulture degree and a minor in Inuit Healing Techniques, more power to ya.

>>739456972

Naw, its just your breath, little boy.

>>739451767
Woodworking is an actual well paying profession. Why don't you pursue it anyways op?

>>739457014

My hat is off to those that live up there. Although I do like gold prospecting.

Are you in Alaska?

>>739456560
I've always wanted to build a go kart or dune buggy
>>739456699
How would you do it anon
>>739456979
Wow 3rd archaeologist in this thread, what else anon
>>739457014
Alaska is on my bucket list

Shovel monkey for archaeologists.
I already volunteer, but in order to get paid you need at least a master's, it's bullshit.

>>739456393
if i dont need to care about money I think it would be more fun to be a van driver for a touring artist, fuck driving buses tho

Basically any job where I travel around with an act I like, but don't have to be working the whole time the music is happening

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I would run my own teahouse. Just a small chinese style place with a selection of high grade teas and an espresso machine for the plebs. Couple of homemade desserts in a display case and some light food like paninis.

I'm picturing wood interior with a bar, and a few tables but mostly booths along the walls. There would also be 2 larger back rooms that can fit around 15 people. Small kitchen in the back and might as well go all in and have a little apartment above it that I could live in.

Not too many clientele. Mostly regulars who use the place as a meeting ground and a quiet place to talk.

>>739451767

Prospecting for gold would be cool

>>739457014
>in interior alaska
>>739457212
>Are you in Alaska?
Nice work on that reading anon

>>739457099
Is that an actual full time job? Or do people just volunteer their time or something?
>>739457110
The shop part sounds cool, I always wish I was able to tinker with robots and machines and just build cool stuff
>>739457116
I don't know, too much of a pussy I guess. Parents said I have to go to college. I am working in a wood shop rn though. It's a great gig. Even if I don't make a living as a woodworker I'm still gonna do it as a hobby

>>739457432
you realize that tea houses fitting this exact description exist in most major cities? This is very achievable and you can make a living doing it

The hard part is the importing/customs

>>739457212
>>739457246
yes, and alaska is amazing if you can afford it, even just for a vacation.

I'm a Underwater welder right now, I love most of my job. If I didn't have to worry about income I'd be more picky with what kind of projects I do. More clear, blue water..

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>>739451767
WHY THE FUCK OULD YOU WORK AT ALL, read this<<< do you want to further the negroid race in the take over of your nation, IF YOU WORK AND PAY TAXES THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

ppl pay for the demise of their childerns future.
Not to mention the inevitable raping by wild niggers that you will sustain in the senior citizens home.

>>739451767
Worked for a carpenter for 4 years

He finished product is always great but it's not exactly "cushy"
Veteran worker of my boss lost a finger the other day

>>739456179
>Also don't you have anything else you'd wanna do? I love video games and all
but I wouldn't consider that my dream job

Part of depression is losing interest in things you once loved. Even videogames are a chore sometimes. Just hitting a few buttons to talk to old friends seems to cost more to me than I would ever gain by catching up with them. I don't even enjoy feeding myself. Why would I want to do anything, let alone something that benefits others, over and over again, day in, and day out when I don't even want to benefit myself? At least videogames change with each new disk.

Thread will probably be dead by the time I get this response out.

>>739457337
That sounds awesome, traveling and partying basically
>>739457432
That sounds cozy anon. I'd go there I love tea. It might attract a lot of pretentious snobby types but it sounds comfy tier the way you describe it. Get a panini and some tea
>>739457491
Or any rare earth mineral

>>739457536

Oh, thought you were referencing Nat Geo or something

>>739457889
I wouldn't count on that anon, your situation is interesting

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If you dont have to worry about money, why not get a homestead, homesteads will always have chores so you wont be bored.
And the only money you are bleeding to breed niggers is your property taxes and death tax.

>>739457668
I think both SO and Wikipedia have paid staff, but they are sysadmins and a few high level admins, most of the content creation/moderation is done by volunteers

>>739451767
To work with homeless army veterans and maybe help change their life's.
Also help the children of drug addicts
I see this shit too often.

>>739457889
Even games get old after 10 years, they start to be the same thing despite its a new disc.
just playing games isnt fun.

>>739457861
wrong board, please return to containment >>>/pol/

>>739457432
>>739457687
Source: qt 3.14 gf worked in/friend works in teahouse just like this

I would totally visit your teahouse

>>739457988
Thread is more lively than other threads at this time of night. Picked a winner tonight.

I dunno what about my self-loathing is interesting but I'm glad you're getting something out of this thread.

Sometimes it feels like that episode of south park on cynicism where one of the kids sees everything through shit-colored glasses. I led an exciting early life (flew planes, travelled, paintball, exploring, misdemeanors, etc.) and that episode had a convenient explanation about burning out your receptors or some shit. Feels like I did that to myself with a combination of excitement, drugs, and apathy.

>>739458200

Swords to plowshares has a live-in manager position in San Francisco working with homeless vets, it was on Indeed.com

>>739457845
Underwater welders are badass anon. What kind of work projects do you do?>>739457861
The point of this thread was not to worry about money or any other bullshit, and focus on cozy dreams
>>739457877
I know woodworking isn't cushy. But it's something I genuinely enjoy doing. That's crazy, how'd he lose it?
>>739457889
Anon I've been in your situation. Don't wanna go into too much detail and write a wall of text but I've definitely been there. You need to do something with your free time, there is too much of a good thing. Get a job anon, even being miserable at a job will make video games comfy and enjoyable again because you're forced to take breaks from them

>>739457861
I live in Canada so that doesn't happen.

Instead the government gives my money to some native chief so that he can be a millionaire while the rest of his band lives in poverty despite his one job being to use that money to look after them.

>>739458208
Yes but new games come out from time to time. I'm not trying to play Mario Teaches Typing for the next twenty-five years, nigger.

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>>739458255
>REEE, im triggered by facts, im going to call for segregation
>>>/pol/

>>739458431

yeah, that sounds like it could be profitable if you got good at it and good quality cigars

>>739451767
I'd be all over the place. Also literally. But mostly writing, wood work, stone work.

One of those farmers who get paid to not grow things.

>>739451767

Own a micro-brewery

>>739451767
is that paul seller's workshop?

>>739458431
Nice
>>739458200
A noble anon, you a vet?

>>739458689

kek, we have a winner

>>739457889
I think the difference between soul-crushing employment and livable/good employment is how interesting it can be

All jobs, by necessity are work for other people, but somebody else benefiting does not mean you cannot enjoy yourself in some way

I work as an Engineer and while I am simply a cog in a huge production, my job consists of solving small problems which are interesting and require me to think, kind of like puzzles in videogames. Overcoming a challenge like that often comes with more gratification (for me at least) than defeating a videogame puzzle precisely because me solving that is meaningful to other people.

>>739451767
Dolls house furniture maker

>>739458619
Im cigar affiocanado and i actually purchased tobbacco seeds. And when i get im trying plant them, harvest and roll cigar from them

>>739451767
None of these are professions I would say (cause we all know these fucking arent besides one) but I would love to be able to afford a small place 5 mins from a decent town with a few neighbours.

Ideally I want to be able to grow my own weed as a side project while focusing on something like smithing or woodworking.

As for another thing it would be amazing to have a horse stable with horses for my fiancee to train/breed as she loves horses. Tbbhhhh Im fucking hating work but Ill fucking do it 6 days a week till I get those dreams.

>>739458524
>I know woodworking isn't cushy. But it's something I genuinely enjoy doing.
How could you enjoy that shit when you know that 10% of the time you work is benefiting the nigger that causes noise complains, harass you in the street and steals your shit so you cant have nice things in your yard.

>>739458524
>Get a job anon
Haircut tomorrow; interview Friday. I'm trying, brother.

>>739458714

No, worked for the Gov't from 80 - 94, hired on at 17 between Jr and Sr year of HS at GS-01 and left at 31 at GS-11, I was an Welding Engineering Tech

>>739458620
What kind of stone work?
>>739458697
I love beer anon, why not just start brewing in your garage?
>>739458701
No idea, I just picked a comfy image off google

>>739458581
Every game being brought out is a rip off, they simply bring the same game concepts out over and over again with some different code.

>>739451767
Any idiot can work as a carpenter tho. I guess some people just don't like being around dangerous equipment all the time. Go and follow your drem faggot

>>739458840
I also meant to include an extensive collection of sci-fi or fantasy novels with real history mixed into them somehow.

>>739454346
I bartend and I think it's the greatest. But that's probably where I work that makes it great.

>>739458827

Wow, CA, OR, NV the open land areas are booming with people growing weed (yes, not tobacco, I don't think that grows out here). Money? There is a guy that will lend 150K with no doc as long as you have credit above 660. If you provide doc, he can go larger amounts.

>>739458608
Im triggered by retards acting as human spambots to post race-bait in the middle of good threads like this one

find something better to do with your life, maybe read this thread for some good ideas

>>739458969

grats on somehow injecting toxic masculinity into someone's ideal carpenter profession

>hurr why don't you work as an underwater welder. that's dangerous enough!

>>739458208
>>739458581
Excuse me, I misunderstood. I enjoy "just playing games" even though you apparently do not.
Admittedly, I only enjoy "just playing games" under certain circumstances. (correct genre, decent art, relaxed context, etc.) I won't be playing the same Mario Teaches Typing series forever just for the sake of playing games.

>>739458902

Yeah, I looked into it, also there is a online brewing program, that I signed up for. Like everything else, I let it lapse. lol. Just like all the other hobbies I have ever tried, Fly tying? Golf? Shooting? Fishing? Personally, just like this thread, everything else looks more interesting. I have the attention span of a cat.

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>>739459085
Fellow smokers in fb group seems to been succesful.

>>739458514
I'm a uk fag but thanks for the reply.
I used to take care of a Freinds kid while he was on heroin.
Just normal farther figure type relationship.
Take him on holiday and buy him toys and games and shit.
He's now been taken into care and I can have one email per month to talk to him.
He's doing quite well now.
Think I'll follow through and do some volunteering.
It's shit that our leaders just forget about them

>>739457889
Hey, fellow neet. I have been a neet for about 4 years (am 24) but because of mental illness (schizophrenia.)
I recommend getting into lifting, seriously helps depression.

>>739451767
Yeah I like that idea, was always fun in high school. That or blacksmithing, something with your hands. I'm just no good at it so never pursued it as a career.

>>739459267
Oke so you just play 2 hours of vid games a day.
What are you going to do the rest of day?

having fuck all todo sitting inside isnt a great life.

>>739458840
Yeah not really professions but this thread is basically the question from office space: "if you had a million bucks what would you do?" Also that sounds like my dream life. A nice house with maybe half an acre of land, 5-10 minutes from a city. A woodshop out back, maybe a few chickens and goats. >>739458853
Good job anon. You'll make it, I used to be awkward and depressed. It's surprising how much a job can do for a person, even though I hated it
>>739458899
What do you do now

>>739458943
>all games are just pixels representing abstract concepts of challenges, goals and obstacles
I hope you enjoy being unhappy

>>739459380
Why are you keeping the lettuce that is flowering?

>>739459804
Its no mines. Somebody else in fb group is growing that. My seeds are in mail.

>>739459544

Semi-retired. Last job was delivering weed for a dispensary in SoCal for cash, so I saved up and now I am looking for the next adventure.

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>>739459551
i guess you haven't played enough games to realize games are all the same, kiddo

enjoy being happy about anything because your feeble mind is easily entertained.

>>739459399
Iktf
I injured myself and haven't gone back since.
Good advice, though.

>>739451767
A Butt Pirate.

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>>739451767
I'd do hunt Mushrooms. Throughout the world. Keep a journal along the way and sell it when I get done.
After that I would start a pharmaceutical company carrying only naturally extracted medicines.

>>739451767
I'd like to just keep going to college, pick up 7 or 8 degrees

>>739458969
It's funny because almost all of my friends and family consider me "smart" but I guess some people would just rather be idiots working with their hands, making shit
>>739459323
Me too anon, woodworking has been the only thing I've stuck with it. >>739459432
Like I said earlier, I've always wanted to try black smithing. I'm not even that great at woodworking but if you enjoy it, do it as a hobby if you can

I went to school for graphic design, but ended up in an accounting / financial controller job. But in hindsight, I wish I was an electrician. 0

>>739454211
You know man

>>739460111
do = go
>I'd delete but trips...

>>739458714
No but it hits me when I see ex military on the streets and left to rot.
Some of my childhood friends are and some still in service.

>>739459989

Thought about weed farming myself.

>>739459465
I play closer to 8-12.

2 hours. Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump up those numbers.

>>739451767
same and even better
i want to become a mechanical engener
i love motorcycles

Stay at home waste of space. I'd say stay at home Dad but I'm going to be alone forever.

>>739459989
Where do you live in SoCal? Come work in my woodshop. OP here btw
>>739460105
Sounds kinky anon
>>739460111
There's something about mushrooms that some people just fall in love with..like that one guy who writes a song for every species of mushroom he finds

>>739451767
math/chemistry/physics or history highschool teacher. Sadly teachers are very underpayed in my country.

>>739460292
Do that for 10 years and you will be sick of gaming.

>>739460179

Well, the house painting thing, get an old van, small spray rig and do exterior/interior painting for houses or such, advertise on Craigslist

Metal worker/Welder. Id try my hand at making my own tools and stuff.

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>>739460012
>implying i play more than 5 games
>implying being unhappy means that you are somehow mentally superior to me
>implying that things not being entirely original makes them bad

Most of the music i listen to is heavily sample based or remixes/bootlegs/flips

I play a few games which are fast-paced, competitive, multiplayer and have extremely high skill ceilings. I do the same things over and over in these games in order to get incrementally better, but I'm always playing different people, so its always different.

I'm glad that you are fulfilled and satisfied in your smug, unhappy, superiority friend

>>739460392

I got tired of the traffic in SoCal, too expensive rent also.

I'm in Oregon right now, I have a lead on a job in Southern Oregon

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>>739460392
>mushrooms
They are miraculous.
This one's a blood thinner.

>>739460311
I love old motorcycles
>>739460166
I've always thought about being an electrician. That's teally my back up plan if my degree doesn't land me a good job

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>>739451767

locomotive engineer

>>739460534

I knew someone that had started a business welding stairs, railings, gates for new construction apartments and warehouses, he made bank at it.

>>739460568
btw, i am not this anon
>>739459267

>>739460401
We're on year 3 of full-time gaming for no pay. The only thing I'm sick of so far is having to deal with everything that isn't gaming. Eating, sleeping, inane family obligations, friends who want me to go out and spend money that I don't have, etc.

I'll hit you up in 7 years.

>>739460534
Working with your hands is satisfying in its own way

>>739451767
Cryptozoologist. Tour around looking for traces of extinct or undiscovered animals.

I would sit on 4chan all day every day

>>739460568
>extremely high skill ceilings.
if you think there are games that have "high skill ceilings" you simply are a moron.
i understand you are happy, ignorance is bliss.

>>739451767

Probably start some animal rescue service/wild life preserve. I'd go looking for people in retail and give them a job with a bit of purpose and see if it's possible to unbreak people and animals together.

After I was full of my own farts I'd probably go around being an overly opinionated retarded rich guy.

>>739460975
anon, I will blow you if you can go to the next dreamhack (or any other major eSport event), pick any member of any team that makes the invitational tournaments, and consistently outperform them at their game without thousands of hours of practice

>>739461020
>overly opinionated retarded rich guy

Yeah, having all the money that you can ever use must get tiring after a while. When I worked for the government, there were old guys who would come to work because they had nothing else to do. Essentially they were working for like 1.25 per hour because they could retire and still make good money. They only would work for the comraderie.

>>739460975
also don't confuse 'ignorance is bliss' with 'happiness is ignorance'

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Thanks for the thread OP

>>739460811
It's okay, Anon. You can pretend to be me. I don't mind.
>I had an Anon once claim that unless you specifically mention that you're another person in your post you are definitively impersonating the original poster, as if writing-style isn't enough of a giveaway that each poster in a conversation is a separate entity.

>>739454437
Same here with the writing thing. Or be a filmmaker. Or both. Working on a novel and a screenplay these days but not sure if those are gonna take me anywhere.

>>739461308

I think at some point most people with large sums of money realize no one ever actually gave a shit about them and only cared about their money.

>>739451767
I'd write cool/fun/useful apps for phones and tablets and give them away for free.

>>739460392
Area code m8?

I want a metal/wood workshop I can make custom shit for nerds. Cosplay pieces, swords, jewelry. Have some time on the side to make stupid/cool shit for myself.

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>>739451767
In communist society, where nobody has one exclusive sphere of activity but each can become accomplished in any branch he wishes, society regulates the general production and thus makes it possible for me to do one thing today and another tomorrow, to hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening, criticise after dinner, just as I have a mind, without ever becoming hunter, fisherman, herdsman or critic.

>>739451767
the answer is cook food and it so happens that im a chef
at wendys
for $8.75 an hour

>>739461955

Shit, I would love to be able to just forge cool shit whenever I wanted.

Sounds hella chill.

>>739461778
You're welcome anon, this was one my more successful threads
>>739461930
626, you?

>>739461970
>makes it possible for me to do one thing today and another tomorrow
You can do that in any society.
But like in communism if you do this you will be poor and never be successful.

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>>739451767

Woodworking is incredibly cheap.

Get a job you fucking lazy nigger.

>>739451767
Honestly, I would want to raise a family and see my children grow up. If you can even call that a profession nowadays, it sure as hell seems like it should be its own.

>>739462246
I have a job anon

>>739451767
I would live in a cabin, chopping wood most of the day and brewing moonshine

Probably be a product reviewer for technical things. Without money pressure I could take up new hobbies, purchase needed gear, then actually learn how to use it. Once proficient enough, I'd dare to write reviews on relevant forums, or printed publications.

PC gear, guns, permanent AV systems, and most recently, amateur astronomy, are likey places to start, based on current work/interests.

I also greatly appreciate reading reviews and advice on expensive gear of a hobby. Perhaps in this scenario, I could repay my blessings by helping others?

An original thread on /b/. Thanks OP, you're not a faggot today.

>>739462478
And fucking your cousin/sister?
>Or is that a cultural expectation an outsider like me needlessly brings up?

>>739461970
Idiot. You will usually find in applied communism, that people are placed in a defined occupation - often decided by their performance in school, before they even understand the notion of occupation.

>>739451767
Mine would be software developer

>>739460734
You gonna fix that bent-ass second car? Looks like Hulk smashed it in.

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>>739462646
I bet you jerk it to incest threads on a daily basis

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>>739462844
this is correct.

>>739462852
>Mine would be software developer
Lucky you're financially well-off, then.

>>739463006
I'm currently working part time while trying to get gigs play trumpet professionally. But if I could follow my dreams... then Id do software dev

>>739462218
805 here

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>>739462844
>>739462971
Sounds like someone bought into liberal propaganda. The Soviet Union (and other Communist experiments) had far more social mobility and general liberty than their predecessors, successors, or neighbors.
Was it a utopia? No, but we never claim to be fighting for a utopia. Rather, we seek to advance the dialectic of economic history.

>>739463170
omg software is your dream?
The ONLY fun shit is illegal and even that bores me out of my mind.
You realize it is a glorified accountant right?

>>739461970
You can't hunt without becoming a hunter. I know the implication is that you're hunting for a limited time period/not being paid by a second party and you're therefore not a hunter but that's wordplay and not a merit of communism. You're still hunting. Hunter means "one who hunts", not "one who solely hunts as a means of survival". This is the level of cognitive dissonance that you have to be in-tune with to accept communism as a viable system.

>>739463214
>liberal propaganda
In the US liberal propaganda is left wing and they support communism.
Trump is right wing and you guys ruined your rapport with him through your "sneeky" manipulation.
I go by real world experience comrade and the only "success" communists have right now is China and even their global value is dropping sharply, not to mention the fact that they can not breath.

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>>739463822
this is correct.

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>>739463761
Comrade, you have to understand that in a Capitalist system you are reduced to a mere cog in a profit-producing machine. The notion here is that within the purview of a capitalist society you are no longer human, rather, you are a means of producing Capital. Here Marx is claiming that in a Communist society you are able to establish an identity outside of your occupation, thereby fulfilling your need for self-actualization.

>>739463822
>In the US liberal propaganda is left wing and they support communism.
TOPLEL
In America we have two devoutly liberal capitalist parties that would see there own destruction before they move away from their corporate masters. We functionally have a single liberal party with a nationalist faction and a "social justice" faction.

Musician. Even if I barely made like 20k a year I'd be pretty happy

Black dick inspector

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>>739461257
>thousands of hours of practice
Doing the same boring shit over and over and over again.
Dreamhack? top kek so you are swedish? no wonder you spend thousands of hours indoors gaming wasting your life

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>>739464377
>corporate masters
>pic related
You are delusional my friend. Capitalism means people control the market. If we don't like you for any reason we will not buy your product, thus you go out of business.
When the liberals are done burning everything to the ground the conservatives will be there to build it back up again.

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>>739461530
happiness is ignorance, it is denial of reality.

>>739451767
Video Game Tester.

>>739451767
I would be voldemort.

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>>739461970
As if any person dumb enough to want communism has all these skills, let alone all of them.

I can't get any job. anywhere. no one can. I live in a major US city. my health insurance carrier in my city's moving away from the city.

Life's never been this hard.

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>>739464792
American conservatives ARE liberals though! They adhere to the same philosophy! Political liberalism is the belief that life, liberty, and property are innate human rights. Communists agree with the first two, but disagree with the latter.
As for the next bit, "people" don't control the market, "those with property" (the bourgeoisie) control the market. The people control very little, and are subjected to the whims of the social and economic Dictatorship of the Bourgeoisie.

>>739465147
>"Jews re going to control a world state if muh Gommunism happens!"
>Marx advocates for the destruction of the state.
Lel, sounds fake to me, classcuck.

>>739451767
stand up comedian or professional roaster

>>739465297
so make something to sell.
use what you have.
stop being a lazy neet.

>>739465469
we're going to have to fight people like >>739464792 someday. they'll never understand. they'll keep fighting for the rich, and against their/our best interests. they're our greatest enemies. not the rich.

>>739452634
Just happened and by the time you read this it happened more

>>739465507
>professional roaster
A mirror should take care of that for you for free

>>739451767
Same as you OP. But more of a maker than just woodworker. I like to work with metals and other materials too.

>>739465531
I'm college-educated. I've worked hard my whole life. Trump's turned my city into soviet Russia. what can I make with no money?

these things go in dominos btw. my city's first, your city will get it, too. trump killed this country.

health insurance? my health insurer left our city.

>>739465970
lawl, guessing it's b8 m8 but I'll bite. What's your college degree and city?

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>>739465469
Conservatives adhere to the constitution.
Liberals adhere to their philosophy.
>>739465710
>fighting for the rich
So you want everything given to you? You don't want to have to work for anything? Some fight that will be.

>>739465970
you are college educated and still need health insurance?
The Emergency Room is free.
You sound like a pill chaser stupid neet.

>>739465469
Antifa are against the state, yet consume all their information uptake from corporate CNN.

>thinks its class and not race

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>>739465469

>>739466093
Master's Degree, San Diego CA.

San Diego's been decimated by Trump, and we voted for him.

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>>739462889

>You gonna fix that bent-ass second car? Looks like Hulk smashed it in.

No they are supposed to look like that. Probably so all the content flows out easier when they are emptied.

>>739466182
the emergency room's not free you fucking mexican

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>>739466315

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>>739465469
>Dictatorship of the Bourgeoisie
lol
seriously?
Name one successful communist state?

>>739464377
>Comrade, you have to understand that in a Capitalist system you are reduced to a mere cog in a profit-producing machine.
You're ignoring the existence of small businesses, Comrade, in which the cog is the entire machine (an occurrence common to both the hunter while they hunt momentarily in a communist society, and the small business owner as they operate their business for however long is advantageous to them to operate in a capitalist society).

>The notion here is that within the purview of a capitalist society you are no longer human, rather, you are a means of producing Capital.
You both produce capital as "a mere cog" and consume capital as an individual human being requiring capital in order to survive (consumption of resources by humans is common to both capitalism and communism) and continue the cycle.

>Marx is claiming that in a Communist society you are able to establish an identity outside of your occupation, thereby fulfilling your need for self-actualization.
You do this by expending resources to achieve a goal of some sort. You can do this in a capitalist society as well.

>>739466483
Emergency Medical Treatment & Labor Act (EMTALA)
ensures public access to emergency services regardless of ability to pay.
>schooled

>>739451767

BEER TASTER

>>739466610
none

but 10% control 80% of the wealth. capitalism's failed. it most certainly is a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie.

>>739466610
China.

>>739466418
>college educated
You can't start at the top there bro.
Your degree just means you are mostly competent.

>>739460734
looks like your mum sat on the second carriage

>>739454806
Damn, this post makes me sad. Was doing a cart attendant gig before my mom passed and the grief caused me to quit. Since then, I haven't been able to find another job and getting one just feels like it will be the same, sad routine of being a horse and just plowing through life with blinders on.

>>739466657
>emergency.

so we just wait until everything's an emergency
right on GOP.

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>>739466554
Lol, implying.
it only shows that ppl coming from colleges are brainwashed fools.

If you would take the bottom 3, clip the pictures, write:these ppl went to college.
Wouldn't that be great advertisement against colleges that produce unemployed debtors

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>>739466834
doesn't count if they leach off capitalism.

>>739466865
Until trump was elected, I worked as a pharmacist.

then we were all layed off. now unemployment's skyrocketed, and physicians are also losing their jobs.

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>>739464784

This is here is actually a picture of New York. Shows how the majority of Americans are Asians now!

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>>739466789
>>739466610

>>739466789
capitalism is the polar opposite of communism, on isn't better than the other, they're equally terrible just for different demographics. in both cases the general population is opressed for the benefit of a minority.

>>739451767

I'd do what I do now, which is university research. The difference would be that I wouldn't be worried about money.

>>739451767
Blacksmith

>>739466918
If you are too much of a tard to take care of yourself then you do not deserve to live.

>>739451767
drunken internet-surfer

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>>739466937
Liberals = educated
Cons = not

Thus
>Liberals will LORD over you filth for generations to come

I'm so glad you retards are rejecting education

>>739467012
>pharmacist
My pharmacists owns her own business you lazy cunt.
>Pweezz give me job I have this certificate.

>>739451767
The president of the United States of America or a kardashian

>>739451767
Sculpting/blacksmithing and have an animal rescue

>Stay at home
>Buy all the instruments mmoney can buy
>At home studio
>Record my own albums
>Be a music teacher

>Musician
>music theory professor

>>739467035
>in both cases the general population is opressed for the benefit of a minority
promote the general Welfare
not
be the general Welfare
Liberals have ruined this country.

>>739466995
Cuba.
and it certainly counts when the main institutions of communism are maintained with stability and longevity.

>>739467066
This is the honesty I need from the rest of the retards in the GOP.

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>>739467030

>jewish privilege

What's that? Being hunted down for centuries?

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I'd be a gardener, with a big greenhouse

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>>739467139
we meet again poor-English Dmitri.

send that pig trump our regards. 30% LMAO

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>>739467018
Are you saying you are un aware of the sacran hordes in your country?. typical swede.
>asians dont intentionally run over ppl in the streets.

>>739467371
Ever wonder why?

>>739451767
A concept artist. I love to draw and my friends say I'm pretty good.

>>739467281
ever heard of the cuban aids camps?

Forensic technician and/or police officer.

>>739467117
You're honestly better off teaching yourself via the internet than going to a university, unless you're in STEM, or want to be a doctor. (Philosophy is the one exception, just don't expect a job after it)

Every other subject is pointless drivel, taught by idiots.

I'm not saying don't learn important shit like History, just teach yourself.

>>739467401
Guessing your hair is purple and you have no job?

>>739467509
>can't wait to inspect every square inch of these sweaty gym clothes in case they have some DNA in them

>>739467507
Don't get AIDS and you won't have problems.
Real simple.

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>>739467421

>your country

Which implies it isn't your country and you have never been there. You solely rely on shit you read on right wing news side and are actually retarded enough to believe it's fact.

>>739467556
>via the internet
That will never be wrong.
No never.

>>739467117
Liberals = Indoctrinated

Vertebrate paleontologist, a related curator or a paleo-artist.

>>739467632
Special Period

Something that involves the rescue of animals.

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>>739467425

>Ever wonder why?

Because defenseless minorities make good scapegoats. The more often a group gets victimized the more it gets the stigma of actually being something wrong with it.

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>>739467371
Lol, i guess you are unaware what led up to the start of ww2. i guess you are unawere who the bolsoviks were, nor do you know why the jews were kid out of russia.

Most jews actually got exiled and not put in camps.
the camps being work camps and only the most feeble and political jews were killed.
in th eeast they just suffered 7 milljion deaths from starvation caused by the jews. s o they did kill all the jews there.

And look at the place now, no multicultural bullshits, with soros spending millions destabilizing the nations.

After ww2 Germans were murdered, during the war the Bolshevik hat hate propaganda calling for torturing and exterminating of Europeans , Today they are being exterminated by immigration.

>>739467677
>I take everything at face value without corroborating sources and/or verification

>>739467823
>corroborating sources and/or verification
where did you learn that /b/ro?