Does anyone here have any experience in bare-knuckle fighting

What kind of fucking loser goes into the ocean to beat on poor defenseless creatures? You better hope I don't catch your ass in the sea I'll knock your fucking lights out and leave you to drown.

what the fuck man

Turtles are hard to ko. Usually get you in points after the match is over

>>739425022
If you want, I can dress up as a sea lion and beat the fuck out of you

let me tell you, from experience, never fight a welshman. They're very precarious and allusive.

Squids are actually formidable opponents

>>739425171
>What kind of fucking loser goes into the ocean to beat on poor defenseless creatures?

kek'd

Best thing to fight is a giant squid, they are massive so you will look tough as shit but also massive pussys on the bright side stakes can be winner gets to eat the loser

>>739425376
Go back wanking it to UFC, mate! You wouldn't stand a chance against a SCF fighter...

Sea lions are pretty easy fights imo. Just aim for the snout. Squid on the other hand are more tricky and pretty agile too. Dirty fighters. They hug more than mayweather. Watch out for the ink spray. Not too sure if it's banned in present SCF rules tho.

Good luck in your quest. Looking forward to your great white fight.

>>739425942
Im top of the ladder in SCF sea lion class. Step up I dare you!

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>>739425022

The anemone of my anemone is my friend.

>>739425022
Stay away from stingrays they dont fight fair and will shank you

I've always wanted to get into some SCF fighting leagues. Too bad i'm in the middle of texas. Any tips on getting started?

>>739427720
There are alot of crabs among native tribeswoman start there.

>>739427826
Crabs like to cheat out here man. People leave out cigs. As soon as soon as they get ahold of them it's like they're on roids.

I have a few turtles under my belt I cheated tho

Doesn't exactly count but I once punched a bee out of the air at the beach. Do I have potential to make it in the SFC if I was to turn my prowess in punching bees into sea creatures? Nervously anticipating your reply.

>>739425171
Not sure if this is bait or one of these actual retards you hear so much about.

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>>739427944
Crabs usually have a good guard too! Hard to KO. A lot of leg kicks I found works best.

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>>739425022
I one time ate a fish until death. I am fighter SCF?

>tko

Against which opponent? Greentext that shit.

I once KO'D a a whale. Also know as OP's mummy.

>>739425022
A clam bit my finger once. I showed it a bottle of Clamato and it let go.

My favorite SCF match was a sea cucumber vs mayweather. That was the most brutal KO ever too, that sea cucumber to this day is still the SCF lightweight champ

>>739425022
I love you OP :")

This thread is underrated. The SCF needs to be known

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Most underrated thread on /b/

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>>739425022
Humboldt squid will fuck your shit up

>>739430655
Ayy ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going xD

>>739425022
And just when I thought 4chan ran out of funny content.

I recommend starting with those sand crabs that you have to sift through shallow wet sand for, they're softshelled but devious

>>739427008
I hope your ass does stand up

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>>739425022
Advance upon me, meatsack.

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>>739430655
Is that squid saluting?

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>>739425376
lost

Can't you literally kick a crab into a wall and kill it?
Like, literally, why literally even literally b0ther, like totes literally.

>>739425022
Which were TKO?

>>739425171
"defenseless" Do you know what crayfish or jellyfish are? Survival of the fittest.

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>>739425022
I killed a dogfish back when I was a kid. It bit my little brother and I followed it for a good 30 mins before I jumped on it an broke it's head against a rock.

In my experience, it's first hit or nothing

>>739430977
I actually hope you have cancer after writing that, god knows i do after reading it.

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What is going on in here and how can i help?

>>739425623
No they're not, they're fucking fierce. Even a squid the size of your arm would shred you to shit just because you wouldn't turn the right color. Fuck squid!

>>739425022
i've only had 5 fights, all with jellyfish. won one by tko, one fight ended undecided, and lost 3, two by ko and one tko.

To be perfectly honest, there's a lot of shit in the sea that deserves to get its ass kicked.

>>739431261
Alright son where did the hentai squid touch you ?

>>739431459
I don't want to talk about it ...

Punched a fish in the face some years ago when i fell into the river while fishing

>>739431385
Do you have a youtube or discord channel or something? I need this in my life

>>739431386
Hella lost

Same goes for OP

>>739425022
I threw a rock at frog once

>>739431629
no, but i'm hoping to go professional in the international jellyfish fighting tournament.

>>739431459
Fun fact, on squid and octopi suckers are very very tiny teeth like bones, Which helps hold prey, and they really do not feel good when they're touching your asshole

>>739431522
You put a squid on your dick and tried to have a squid job didnt you, dont worry we have all done it.Its nothing to be ashamed about.

>>739431825
that depends on your fetish

Mah boi, you don't know where you're getting yourself into.

>>739431825
Dont hate it till you try it

>>739431386
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>>739425376

These must be on a T-shirt somewhere

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>>739428288
plus the little fuckers are always packing, be careful man

have you tried training with a boxing bag full of gravel? The callus between your knuckles helps with slippery foes

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>>739432122
That's why they call crabs the "Mexicans of the Sea"

>>739425022
loool good luck taking on an sea predator that's twice as big as you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8BLbfB2Oas

>>739432521
Thats what people said to your dad before he took your mum

>>739425171
>You better hope I don't catch your ass in the sea I'll knock your fucking lights out and leave you to drown.
topkek

>>739432680
>y-your mom


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7WFRXL8WGE

>>739432808
Lol geese are crazy

If you want a good challenge, take on a clown fish the colors are meant to distract and they always tag team with a sea anemone who are extremely flexible and prefer grapples

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Not gonna fuck around, me and the dad were fishing a wile back and a school of shark swam underneath. All babies. They don't taste good, so it's annoying. They waste time and bait. Evemntially we were banging them against the side of the boat and calling them niggers and throwing them bak in like discarded hookers. I musta ko'd like 13 sharks I'm drunk

Yes they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell

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>>739433349
>Evemntially we were banging them against the side of the boat and calling them niggers and throwing them bak in like discarded hookers. I musta ko'd like 13 sharks I'm drunk

Fucking kek

>>739425022
>crayfish

top fucking keck, those things are like 2 inches you you tard

>>739434228
How many crayfish have you fought then faggot ?

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>>739434228
It's getting hot in here

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>>739433727
>>739433790
Thanks guys I'm high and drunk now

>>739425022
four-time atlantic heavyweight champion shellfish division here. pound for pound i've beaten off more geoducks than anyone in the world, compadre.

>>739434812
You made my night

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>>739435477

Plankton are an interesting fight, extremely hard to hit but almost always one-hit TKO, unless they gang up. got 3 group one-hit TKO's under my belt

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Glorious thread is glorious
Need more SCF lore and stats

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>>739436123
One time after a storm I saw that hundreds of jellyfish has washed up on the shore, so I took to curb stompin' em until my mom chased me down and yelled some bullshit about how I'm a sociopath idk I'm high and drunk butI usta squished 40 of the buggeroons

>>739436446
lost

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First thread on /b/ to make me laugh out loud in as long as I can remember.

>>739434565
I attempted to fight a crayfish in single combat on the river edge once. Fucker escaped in the current.

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>>739436123
Darius Krabson
Height: 5cm
Bio: Grew up fighting neighborhood crustaceans as a kid then later on moved to Miami to become a SCF champ

>>739437283
>Krabson
>"Moved" to Miami

>>739425426
you can sneak up on them when they're fucking their sheep

>>739436694
I was at Panama City Beach in Florida a little while ago and there were hundreds of those fuckers. my friends and I played wiffle ball with them.

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>>739425022
Steve Irwin did with a stingray. Don't think it ended well though.

>>739437589
get it

>>739437589
Oh look, we've got a badass here.

>>739425171
new copypasta

>>739427826
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>>739437283
Crab SFC Champion is now meme?

>>739427008

This

>>739437875
It is now

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Put me in the screencap

I'm thinking of taking this up but I live in fucking landlocked Omaha; best I can do is raise hell in the kitchen at Red Lobster.

>>739438464
Careful anon, one those rubber bands come off they become some hard core mofo's, they ARE in lobster prison after all.

>>739425022
brawl with this, fagt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgSurkfqXuI

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This octopus is your dick

>>739438464
People pay to watch hell in a cell

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>>739425022
Op wanna be luffy I guess