W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D! Back by popular demand:

Reminder that Alice is evil and only makes these threads to boost her own ego.

She doesn't care about helping you and she especially doesn't love you.

I love you Alice.

>>739424121
Hey cutie~

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>>739424230
*blinks* W-where is your evidence of this, d-dear?

>>739424256
I love you t-too Anonymous <4
Would you l-like some tea?

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>>739424230
I disagree

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Hey. I'm here early for once.

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>>739424274
hey t-there darling <4 How c-can I help you tonight?

M-maybe some nice tea?

Hi my name is Kermit and I fucking slurp week old milk out of YMCA refrigerators

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>>739424336
sword MAN

>>739424306
>*blinks* W-where is your evidence of this, d-dear?

In your cold, black heart.

>>739424121
I want to lick your legs
>>739424230
Fuck off hater, these threads always get queers like you trying to ruin it for everyone

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>>739424121
Fuck Off, attention seeking trap!

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>>739424358
Hi Kermit you sleezy suck a fuck

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>>739424336
Hey g-guts man <4

>>739424329
Oh b-boy I hope that isn't w-who I think it is.

>>739424370
M-my heart is quite red, d-due to all the determination <4 But I'd l-love to talk about any evidence you might have <4

>>739424306
Yes, just do it

>>739424358
So you're the bastard stealing my milk.

>>739424350
Tea sounds great! Though I wouldn't mind a little something like in that picture~ <3

So i think i have AIDS and dont want go get checked, do you think thats okay

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>>739424396
S-sorry, I hate attention.

>>739424380
Why.


Why d-does no one want tea....

>>739424350
alice, could you tuck me in like your pic?

>>739424121
Sa/k/uya?

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>>739424476
L-let's select one then, you and I <4

>>739424121
Wait, Sakuya? Where the fucks Alice?

>>739424482
I'll drink your tea, even though you're evil.

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>>739424121
Do you get more girls when you're rich instead of let's say averagely paid?
Because girls are all i want and i cant decide if i want to put in the work to be well paid.

Tea with a Maid! Yay!

New to these threads, seen them around. What do?

>>739424396
Click the X in the corner if you want to leave you pissbaby faggot
>>739424482
pour the tea down your thighs and I'll drink it that way

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>>739424430
hi sorry
>
This is me
>>739424329

I hope I'm not who you thought I was

>>739424482
I want teaaa

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>>739424482
No.

>>739424501
I m-might be able to arrange it <4

>>739424527
I'm r-right here dear <4

>>739424539
Then l-let me pour you a cup dear~

>>739424556
Yeah homie you do and if you aren't well paid just lie about it lol

>>739424556
There are certainly girls that will only make themselves available to you if you have money, if that's what you're asking.

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>>739424380
>trap lover calling someone else a queer

kek

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>>739424556
I s-suggest learning how to m-make women laugh instead <4

>>739424615
Ask f-for help or kind words <4

>>739424616
Ouch t-that would burn!

>>739424640
OH G-GOD EVEN WORSE!

>>739424645
So....who's Sakuya? I am confuse

>>739424121
How big is your dick?

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>>739424430
I subbed to the youtube channel. It's interesting to watch a pair of legs and a dog play Breath of the Wild.

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>>739424708
I'm n-not a trap dear <4

>>739424735
It's m-my cosplay

>>739424740
I d-don't have one <4

>>739424121

Let me cum down your throat please.

>>739424735
nooo

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>>739424754
Excuse m-me, nano is but a pup!

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>>739424121
Thank you for being a good help to a lot of anons (including myself!) and being there when no one else will.

Keep on being awesome! <3

>>739424230
Aldo reminder that Alice has an uncountable amount of carbon-copies posters that imitate her in order to be more similar to their hero

>>739424645
You still have tea left? I would like to drink some

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>>739424645
This outfit is a bit much for my self control....

>>739424733
FUCK

I BETTER JUST KILL MYSELF NOW

>>739424121
i dont know how to feel :l

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Hellooo Alice ! Do you have a quick music recommendation for me please ? Anything will do !

PS : Hi Gizmo

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>>739424787
Sorry, n-no can do.

>>739424818
I d-do my best, love <4
C-can I help you tonight?

>>739424828
Where?

>>739424615
You either love or hate the girl who makes these threads.

That's all they're for. There's some lip service paid to it all being about helping people but don't believe any of that bullshit.

It's all about either defending or attacking this girl/boy.

>>739424512
:3 okay
by the way you look so cute in your maid outfit

>>739424121
>>739424121
>>739424121
Shut the fuck up or tell us about your dad raping you, because clearly there was some bad touching you refuse to discuss

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>>739424853
Absolutely, l-let me pour you a cup <4

im here for my threadly calling of alice being a trap
>alice you have benis
ok bye i did my did

>>739424876
>>739424556

>>739424876
hey alice, hope you had a nice day

>>739424121
ok so im in love with one of my best friends, problem is shes got a boy friend, whaddaya think i should do?

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THIS TEA SMELLS LIKE GREEN AND I HATE IT AND I LOVE IT TOO

>>739424980
good job thank you I appreciate your help

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>>739424868
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLStg_XLEaI

>>739424867
About w-what my love?

>>739424919
*blinks* You h-haven't seen my morning threads clearly.

>>739424925
Thank y-you <4

>>739425021
Move on fagget.

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>>739424768
IF you have no dick then Tits or GTFO.

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>>739424810
You're lucky to have a pet that's not annoying.

I've been s-suffering from on and off depression for several years n-now. I think I have a mental disorder. If I attempt suicide it won't be the first time. Any r-recommendations? Th-thanks.

Alright listen here kiddos I will personally destroy you on DS3, post your fucking steam profile and let's duel

if i lose i will shotgun a can of mango juice on stream

>>739425021
Confess and get rejected.

Be aware that you'll be sacrificing your friendship for this and plan accordingly.

Your feelings will kill that friendship one way or the other now, so you might as well go out swinging.

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>>739424980
T-thank you!

>>739425021
C-continue to be her friend.

>>739424990
Thank you l-love <4

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>>739424876
>>739424818
Not with anything particular tonight. I took your advice and got a professional therapist to help me with my severe anxiety and depression. Things have been looking up extremely well after being rejected from the military.

The only thing I need help with, that I've mentioned to her as a high importance, is my self-abusive sex drive following the root of the sexual abuse I've endured as a child.

Other than that, nope! I just wanted to tell you that you're loved, at least from me. :) Keep up the good work!

tits or GTFO should be the slogan of /b/

fuck it i will bite, just got out out of a 5 year relationship i hate my life i think about her all the time its been 2 months since we talked she already moved on i havent how can i ?

is this the after hours bar?

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>>739425072
S-sorry, I'm not an attention whore s-so that rule doesn't apply <4

>>739425077
Nano is annoying as fuck. But I l-love her <4

>>739425109
W-what are you currently doing?
What has your doctor prescribed?
What exercises are you doing in therapy?

>>739425077
Well its good that at least one of them isn't.

>>739425063
>*blinks* You h-haven't seen my morning threads clearly.

I'm asleep when you do those threads.

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>>739425180
Woo! That sounds like amazing progress! I'm so so happy for you!

Can you tell me about this self abusive sex drive though?

>>739425238
>>739425238
>>739425238
You are the very definition of an attention whore

>>739425201
Remove every sign of her from her life and do your best to forget you ever knew her.

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>>739425201
W-well Anonymous, in general, it t-takes around half to 2/3rds as much t-time to get over a relationship as the relationship lasted.

Has she gotten a new significant other in the interim? Maybe her support network is better than yours; have you had your friends support you?

>>739424960
its not real without a webm.. (the already posted one would suffice)

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>>739425072
maid outfit > tits

>>739425109
have you spoken to a professional therapist about this yet?

>>739425133
I don't have DS3...

>>739425199
uhh

>>739425201
That's going to be a bit more complex, guys statistically take a lot longer than girls to "get over" the situation

I would personally suggest spending as much quality time with good friends and people as you can, keeping yourself comfortable with company but not overly saturated

The less you think about it, the less you think about it, the less you think about it

The more you sit at home on a computer thinking about it, the more you with think about it, the more etc,.

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>>739425267
L-like I said <4

>>739425306
S-sorry, I hate attention and d-do not seek it. Try h-harder <4

>>739425383
S-sadly I can't post it twice dear!

>>739425306
She knows. She's also a huge liar and will never come clean.

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>>739425063
Thanks, I'm downloading it right now <3 Off to bed, have a nice thread~

>>739425237
Nope, those are often in the next hour.

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>>739424928
Don't you think she would of answered those questions by now if she were ever going to? The way you talk it seems like you're the one who had the "bad touching"

>>739425359
that's what I did man and it fucking works. Besides the heavy drinking yeah I deleted all her photos, blocked her on everything I owned, etc. Fucking off and on for a couple years but you know how it is man, you forget eventually.

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>>739425448
S-sorry, I'm not an attention whore <4

>>739425454
Have a g-great sleep!

>>739425479
You p-probably shouldn't be drinking dear....

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>>739424121
>>739424121

Death is a sad thing. But I find comfort in its inevitability for all living things. I'm in love with the idea of eternal rest and riddance off all troubles and stresses. These days I feel like a chased bull. My stress level won't go down no matter that and I keep stacking up problems.
Am I ready to go?

Also, did you ever date a loser like all of us universal rejects in here in real life?

Haven't been on /b/ in a while but Alice is still sexy as fuck

>>739425238
I'm just kind of...waiting. For either these thoughts to pass or something. I can't afford any medications/formal therapy because my education funds are sinking me already.

>>739425405
Don't worry man I'll just consider you bit having ds3 as a victory

>>739425430
gotta be quicker about asking for tea next time then

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>>739425267
Wake up earlier!

>>739425430
I should blow up your DMs >:3c

>>739425454
You're cute, I hope you have a nice day !

>>739425524
>>assuming this is a woman

>>739425519
>You p-probably shouldn't be drinking dear....

Let the man have a drink, you attention turbo slut.

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>>739425524
T-there is actually a jelly fish that c-can regenerate to its infant state and t-thereby become functionally immortal b-by constantly reverting!

But let me ask you this: What have you tried so far to reduce that stress?

>>739425519
Nah I dont do that shit anymore, I know it was fucking dumb.

If I could get a vocaroo of alice making fun of my little dick, then I could die happily.

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>>739425556
Email me at [email protected]

I'll pay for it.

>>739425551
I'm j-just average dear, d-don't sweet talk me.

>>739425359
i did but i still think about her constantly its terrible there goes no day that i dont think about her

>>739425373
i dont know and dont want to know just the thought about her being with some one else kills me the only reason i know is because she texted me saying she has some one else. and yes lots of friends have supported me and it helps here and there but nothing i soon as they leave it all comes rushing back i have even tried dating other girls but things clicks i just keep thinking about her

>>739425551
>Haven't been on /b/ in a while but Alice is still sexy as fuck

She's built like a 12 year old, you fucking pervert.

Hello Alice! I hope that you're having as nice a day as I am!

>>739425712
Nope. Those thighs.

Those fucking thighs

>>739424121
You're a very rare person. I hope the universe repays you in health and prosperity for your kindness.

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>>739424121
Why do I have a weird feeling you are hot in real life?

>>739425724
>i did but i still think about her constantly its terrible there goes no day that i dont think about her

Two things, look at lots of porn and get a hobby. Do something you always wanted to do but never got around to for whatever reason.

>>739425724
Give it a few more months man. Yeah it fucking blows but just cut her out. Man to man here, just Joseph Stalin that shit, sur never existed for now. Eventually you'll be calm enough about her to think rationally, love does that shit to you. Hang in there homie.

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>>739425659
*nodnod* G-good to hear <4 I j-just don't want you getting into trouble my love.

>>739425724
You m-may wish to contact a professional therapist then d-dear. It s-sounds like you are h-having a depressive episode and could r-really use some help.

*hugs tightly* I'm s-sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry.....

>>739425771
M-my thigh gap is 3.3 inches <4

>>739425772
It d-didn't! I'm a b-burn victim <4

The world only makes sense when we force it to, Anonymous. You have to earn your happy ending. I'm just here to give you a leg up <4

>>739425857
Because you are v-very silly.

>>739425712
I don't want someone else to pay for it. I don't want to sound stubborn but that will just make me feel worse, draining everyone else. And for what? I don't mind talking though, but I hate having to take things from others.

>>739425857

Her voice melts me

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Alice I took this for you

>>739424121
>anime
you're the one who's sick

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>>739425913
I h-have plenty of money Anonymous. I give away m-money on /b/ all the time <4 It's n-no bother.

>>739425953
I'm n-not from an anime silly <4

>>739425927
I'm fucking crying lmao

>>739425912
>M-my thigh gap is 3.3 inches <4

instantly diamonds

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What can I do to get over my ex? I have crippling depression

>>739425772
>I hope the universe repays you in health and prosperity for your kindness.

That's not how the universe works. She's only going to get used up and thrown out.

Even though I spend my time shitting on her, I can only hope that one of my posts has made her smile at least. Before the universe super fucks her again.

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>>739425927
That's a lot of hair.

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Where is the constant ban for this shit mods?

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>>739426031
N-no, a diamonds account w-will only get you my face, you n-need a Thigh Gap account for that.

>>739426069
Well, w-what have you tried?

>>739425927
So much hair.

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>>739425295
>>739425180
S-Sure actually. I think that would help out a bit. I came here to say "hay", probably going to leave with the feels.

Ever since the rape in elementary school and the sexual abuse my mother put me in, I've always associated love with sex. (Also tied to the multiple sexually abusive relationships I've been in whereas I was used for sex and money primarily)
My sex drive then is technically "linked" with my drive for love.
I call it 'self-abusive' because I really want to avoid any further scenarios, but I've this "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" mentality going into it.
Ever since 2014, I've sought any sexual attention as a form of love, which in that year was the worst I've ever had.
I was rather popular in school, but as soon as it was over, the loneliness took over and the drive grew much stronger.

My current dilemma is that I want to pursue my endeavours without this 'self-abusive' sex drive taking over my actions. Craigslist being the primary source of this issue. Although I could delete 'things', it still won't change anything, and the temptation to go back will overwhelm me.

T-Thank you for reading all this. I tried to condense it as much as possible. It's much more complex, but this is as TL;DR as I can make it. This is exactly why I really needed a therapist, hopefully for coping methods and possible medications.

I just want to go to Washington and go back to college ;~;

>>739426097
Stop posting gay shit and you won't get banned you fucking homo lmao

>>739426069
Jump off a bridge, maybe Alice will arrive in time to save you.

>Probably not though

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>>739424230
I agree.
This stupid whore just wants attention.
She's a worthless, nigger fucking slag who gets off on acting like she's helping you faggots.
Truth is... she looks down on you pathetic cucks.
She's a Jew who manipulates people and tries to scam suckers ok patreon.

>>739426121
>N-no, a diamonds account w-will only get you my face, you n-need a Thigh Gap account for that.

Not gonna lie, kinda intrigued by both of these

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Convince me not to do it

>>739426069
Just stop thinking.

>>739425991
Well, you can probably use a break then. I really don't need to drag anyone else down that way. I don't know; do you just have any general recommendations?

>>739426146
get professional help my man

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>>739426097
Oh s-sorry, unlike waifu threads I'm n-not running a circlejerk <4

>>739426088
D-don't worry Anonymous, the universe w-won't keep me down <4

>>739426179
I d-don't want attention, I actually h-hate it <4
And the proper racial slur would be "gook".

The patreon is also a joke, and I ran threads just like this for five years before making it by popular demand. So, you know, try harder.

>>739424754
what's the name of the channel?

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I've been going through a lot I keep getting rejected by women

>>739425912
>M-my thigh gap is 3.3 inches <4
i don't believe this. post a close-up picture

>>739426146
kek

I'm so bored of life, I wish something nice would happen

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>>739426255
Yes you are. They're all jerking in a circle towards you.

>>739425063
Anytime, babe. Hey Alice, are you seeing anyone?

>>739426097
Alice is safe for the most part ;)

>>739426291
it's celtyplays iirc

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>>739426146
*nodnod* T-that is very typical of abuse victims actually. I'm sorry to hear about it, but know that it is a common problem and treatment helps. Unfortunately, I am not a sexual psychologist, so I cannot help you very much in this regard, but I do want you to know I am very proud of you for seeking help.

It really warms my heart <4

>>739426179
>She's a worthless, nigger fucking slag

I'm pretty sure she actually hates black people.

I think she said that when that one white guy was trying to tell her to have babies with a white man a few days ago.

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>>739425653

>jellyfish whose ability is to suffer eternally

Hahaha ahh...

>what countermeasures taken?

I feel that if I go to a psych, tell him my thoughts, he looks send me to the loony bin. And then I won't be able to off myself when I can't take it no longer. I don't want to be that jellyfish.
If I simply let go I'll be homeless in about 3 months.
>can't anyone help you?
No. I would make the quality of life so bad for everyone around me that I rather go insta homeless. No scratch that if I become homeless I off myself.

>inb4 get drugs
No. I actually don't want to become a degenerate before it all ends, thanks

>>739426298
>jojo
>rejected by women
I've found your problem

>>739425879
i have started working out, lost 30 pounds. i done things that i have never done before like being to the city, met dozens of new people even started to explore religion as an outlet even do yoga and shit but thing helps she still lingers there mocking me

>>739425885
i have 8 months but things even cut her off all together for the last 2 but still nothing, thanks for the kind words
>>739425912
i actually seen plenty and they all tell me the same things, talk to friends, work out focus on other things even recommend me to take pills even smoke weed but nothing helps i feel empty inside i had all our lifes figured out and it all went away in the blink of an eye. but thanks for the kinds words even talking to complete stranger helps

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>>739426245
>get professional help my man

Thanks bud! I've already seen a therapist and have an appointment this Monday. I've already told her the big elephant, so I'm on my way. :^)

>>739426418
Fuck you

>>739426255
>D-don't worry Anonymous, the universe w-won't keep me down <4

It destroys us all eventually.

I hate what you're doing but I love who you are.

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>>739426236
Unfortunately, m-my general recommendations are "Seek medical help"

>>739426408
T-that is not how it works dear. There is no "looney bin"; in patient has basically been dismantled in the US and much of Europe.

I think your fears are ill founded.

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>>739426427
Ah? W-what pills have you taken then d-dear?

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>>739426476
Why d-do you hate what I am doing?

>>739426146
Good luck anon! I'm much the same as you in quite a few ways. Although, I'm actually in Washington.

>>739425063
what happen during the morning threads? I usually miss those

>>739426427
>she still lingers there mocking me

Just keep going, man. You'll forget her eventually.

>>739426467
No for real though. What would you rate yourself? Do you think it's an appearance thing or a personality thing?

>>739425238
>not an attention whore
>making multiple threads a day about yourself
Pick exactly one

>>739426146
I was abused but kind of went the other way, if I don't have a strong emotional connection with some one there's no hope I'll be intimate with them. Kind of sucks in today's dating climate, casual sex and hopefully some emotions build up until you start a relationship.

>>739426427
hey man no problem. it's taken me like a year to get over her but yeah man sounrs like you're gonna take a while. getting in shape helps a shitton, i was already pretty decent before i broke up but then i hit the gym like a fucking madman. huge confidence booster man, i recommend it. also seriously get a stress relief hobby. do martial arts, woodworking, something. that's all i got for you, you got this, you'll be fine.

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>>739426561
G-generally, we get a lot less hate and a g-good chunk of people helped <4

>>739426592
I d-don't make threads about myself, I m-make threads about helping Anonymous <4

Try harder.

Alice. I have OCD and ptsd. The obsessional thinking fuel the ptsd flashbacks, etc. Curious what your "recommendation" would be?

>>739426532
none i refuse to take any, i feel they will just mask the pain i have not help me move on from this. but i have smoked alot of weed, found that to be a better out let with no side effects

>>739426561
happens*

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>>739424121
Stop writing people. I wanna talk to Alice too.

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Hey Alice, I've been seeing these threads a lot, been avoiding them because I actually thought you looked cute but there was a possibility you could be a trap do I stayed away.


So quick question, do you help people because it makes yourself feel better or you just want to help because you just want to help? Either way good job for trying to help.

>>739426464
good to hear buddy. hope it works out for you, helped a buddy of mine who was an abuse victim as well.

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>>739426372
>>739426146
That's common among abuse victims? I hadn't known that. I always saw myself as negatively as possible thinking that it's disgusting and horrible, forcing me into a panic state whenever I 'release' after being forced in these situations.

That really means a lot that I'm not alone with this issue! Having a unique problem makes me feel like there won't be an end to it, but knowing that helps me out and makes me feel comfortable.

>It's kinda like having a spider problem, but not realizing that it's pretty common, so you become more fearful of the spiders than you have to.

<3

>>739426547
I don't think helping these people is the right thing to do.

Also, I can't shake the feeling that this is a trap of some kind.

>>739426625
>G-generally, we get a lot less hate and a g-good chunk of people helped <4
fug I guess I should try to wake up earlier

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>>739426578
Ehh I don't think I'm ugly but also not super attractive I try to be a good person but I guess I'm just not anyone's first choice

>>739426408
I don't even think that jelly fish has nerve endings to feel "pain" let alone conscious ability to emotionally suffer.

how much would have to pay youto let me put my 3 incher in your pooper?

>>739426146
>I just want to go to Washington and go back to college
why dont you go do it? theres nothing wrong with having lots of sex anyway.

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>>739426637
W-well, is this an official diagnosis? If so, w-what are you currently doing with your psychologist and PCP

>>739426638
>>739426638
T-that is not how they work dear.
WEED is far more masking the pain than antidepressants (as it is a pain killer).

>>739426334
Don't lose time with her, you're better than her and on top of that waifu threads are better than her shit. Remember when this waste of oxygen used to spam her Twitch account and send her slaves to talk of her into waifu threads? Kek you get what kind of shitty person this is you shouldn't even bother with her.

Unironically thirsty for Alice anon here

More cute meido and revealing outfits pls

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>>739426646
Y-you think I pass as a g-good trap? <4

>>739426637
W-well you could always s-send me some d-dick pics for my f-fapping session tonight

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>>739424121
How do I get women to like me

Up \(°^° )\

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>>739426646
*kisses your forehead*

>>739426673
Neither. I h-help because there is n-no one here to do it right now b-but me. It in no way makes me feel better; if anything, I feel worse after these threads.

Also I'm not a trap <4

>>739424121
Could someone attempt an alice impression and make fun of my small dick? Thank you.

>>739426727
Maybe you're pursuing the wrong types of people? IDK I'm not that attractive but most of the girls i've got were thru coincedence

>>739426625
>I d-don't make threads about myself,

You've created an environment in these threads that can only be about you. Whether it was intentional or not, that is what has happened.

You can run away from that truth and try to deny it if you want but that doesn't change it.

>>739426847
Your poor inbox!

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>>739426700
*laughs quietly and rubs her arm* I w-was a bit too sexually adventurous as well after I w-was abused. Not t-to the degree you are talking about, I d-don't think, but....separating love and sex did indeed t-take me time.

Old habits die hard.

>>739426711
Why d-do you think these people are not deserving of help?

alice, my buddy has really awful night terrors, and meds haven't really done too much for him. i can't remember exactly what the VA gave him but they were some sort of sleeping pills. what should he go after?

>>739426574
i want to believe that so much but part of me do not, but thanks for the kind words

>>739426606
i have actually i recently started to take up cooking and really like it found that girls really like a guy that can cook. i want to believe that i can get over this but part of me still thinks i cant, actually a big part of me does

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>>739426847

>>739426847 (You)

>>739424121
Hey Alice, I took your advice from one of your previous threads and saw a therapist. Got diagnosed with depression, but got some medication and I think things are looking for the better. Thank you very much!

>>739426899
she makes the thread all about "look at me" "worship my feminine penis for telling you the most basic and mainly stupid advice ever"

>>739426767

Yeah. An official dx. Just want to get your opinion without any other given info. Been "at it" for quite some time, meds, etc.

>>739426864
Alice please I need help how does one get women to like them

>>739426968
morphine

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>>739426503

>won't get stuck in the hospital

So I'll be pumped with drugs and keep on working though this life until I die.

Have you ever wished to be lost on an deserted island? If you did, you'd understand my problem by now haha

>>739426864
>I h-help because there is n-no one here to do it right now b-but me.

Trying quiting with the stuttering Rp then you no-life cunt. It's been six years, you have never helped anyone other than your own retarded fan service.

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>>739426857
-Holds you up like the monkey from Lion King would do- This is our new ruler!

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>>739426722
T-they are also much slower.

>>739426754
Ten million dollars.

>>739426821
*blinks* I p-post my twitch every thread d-dear.

>>739426899
Or you are s-simply wrong <4
And even if you were right, you can no more blame me than a butterfly for causing a hurricane. These threads are open to the public; I cannot control them.

>No Alice replies again
;-;
sorry if I said something wrong

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>>739426968
Oh d-dear! Has he h-had an MRI? He could h-have a concussion!

>>739426993
It's m-my honor! I'm s-so glad to hear that my love!

Keep fighting, I'll be right here cheering you on <4

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D-does anyone want to see my lady c-cock? <4

>>739426767
the reason i refuse to take the pills is because the list a side effect of suicidal though and i have actually have tried it in 2 occasions im very thankful that i didnt die. i just dont want the pills to further enhance those thoughts

>>739427081
Yippee \(°^°)/

>>739426970
that's fucking sweet, i love cooking too. most of my buddies do too so it's an excuse to get together and call em up about it. not just for attracting women, cooking is fun af.

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>>739426146
>>739426548
Thank you! I live in Wyoming and wish to go there for the purpose of fulfilling a tech related career.

>>739426593
I honestly don't know what that is like, but my guess would be that it's just as equally bad. I'm sorry buddy, but I do hope things get better for the both of us! Sex Sucks. :^)

>>739426765
I can't afford it at the moment. I need to have a car and some sort of foundation to be as stable as possible. If I went there right now, I'd end up in a possible homeless scenario due to the lack of certifications and degrees. I'm going to attend the local community college to get an associates and the A+ certification as a foundation.

>>739426686
Thank you! People like you are what keeps people like me alive and well. Keep up the good work and fight strong!

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>>739427093
You forgot to put an "In" between Twitch and every dear.

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>>739424121
Why am I falling in love with you? I don't even know you...

>>739427165
lmao sure dude

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>>739427021
I'm n-not a trap dear <4 You m-must be confused.

>>739427055
Have y-you tried talking to them? <4

>>739427022
I w-would recommend beta blockers t-to help stop the physical effects of the panic attacks w-which should lessen your PTSD symptoms <4

They've been shown in a recent study to really help eliminate the "emotional recall" problem of PTSD, where remembering an event makes you fear it even more. Beta blockers are a great tool for both of your conditions, so please ask your doctor about them <4

>>739424121
>Sakuya3D
>OP pic is Alice
what are you doing OP?

>>739426965
>Why d-do you think these people are not deserving of help?

Because they're here. If you messed up enough to end up here then you should be forced to claw your own way out of this trash pile or die buried in it.

There's no value to a person that gets helped out of here. Whereas I can honor them despite their failure if they can't get out or revere their strength if they come out on top. I just can't do anything with a halfway existence that was helped out of the pit. I'm very all or nothing.

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>>739427073
N-no one can force you to take medication you d-don't wish to take dear <4

>>739427074
That's odd, t-this person disagrees:
>>739426993

>>739427262
Yes Alice I've asked out many on dates but I keep getting rejected what should I do I'm lonely

>>739427219
Good luck! I grew up in Seattle and I can tell you that I've never imagined that this area would be growing as rapidly as it is now. Tech is huge here.

In other news, I'm married now and my wife has helped me balance out a bit. I hope you can figure something out to balance yourself as well!