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Allright /b/ I know the CAPTCHA is going to screw me over on this but let's have a tarot thread.

You ask me a question about your future, I will reply with the choosen card and the interpertation.

>Inb4 OP is a fag
>Inb4 OP can't inb4
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Will Hitler come back to be my little bitch?
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>>739398669
The captcha is going slow for me too
I think it's because they want more people to buy passes
Those faggots
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>>739398810
I draw for you "king of swords". This card stands for power, authority, truth but also bause and tyrannical behaviour.

Hitler will come back in his former form but not to serve you for any sexual purpose.
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>>739399115
It's really slowing me down, most of the time I just want to quickly react on a post and get on with it (preferrably post a picture along with it since we're on an image board) but that can take up to 30 seconds each hit.
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>>739399409
I got you bro
Go to settings
Then click quotes and replying
Then make sure there's a check in Legacy CAPTCHA
Then all you have to do is type 2 words
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>>739399561
Thank you anon, this is the 4chan I remember.
>Only the poster code back
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>>739398669
bump
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Will I ever find a hot goth gf?
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>>739400646
I drew "two of cups". This card has to do with your lovelife, your attraction is heard but it will generate an unbalance in your relationship. You might find a hot goth girl but you will not spend your full life with her.

On a personal note, you should check out Liz Vicious until you find your gothmate.
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>>739398669
Should i marry my girlfriend?
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>>739398669
Will my wife continue to give me blowjobs?
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>>739401059
Thank u OP
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>>739401545
I drew "the Hermit". The Hermit tells a lot about you as a person, being in search for a relationship because you're afraid of being alone. My advice is to take things slow since the Hermit tells me that you have just started in your journey of soul searching.
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>>739401545
Here is the Hermit, a very unique card really.
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>>739398669
Will Trump get impeached?
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>>739401731
You are welcome
>>739401665
For you I drew "The high priestess" I would explain the card for you but you can read this one for yourself as it literally says BJ.
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>>739401893
Thank you very much.
I really appreciate it
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>>739402047
Hell yes! Thanks OP
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>>739398669
Hey. One of my close relatives is in a severe state of cancer and is facing a physical medical intervention. Will they survive?
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>>739401978
I drew "the tower" This card typically stands for sudden changes and dissaster, or avoiding those dissasters by changing. It implies the time of great turmoil thus I would say either yes, he will be impeached or something else major will suddenly change around president Donald Trump.
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>>739398669
Should I move to Utah?
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>>739402277
First of all, sorry to hear buddy. Second up nice digits.

I drew "two of pentacles", your friend will probably not make it. The card tells me that time management is a key element, which should not come as a surprise in this case. Balance and adaptability are key words within this card, you should look at this ending as the end of a suffering and getting back in balance.
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Will i become the god, that i have to be?
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Will my mate die because of his disease?
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>>739402351

I drew "queen of swords". This card tells me a lot about you, it tells me I should be carefull around you with my answer because you might be kind of "overly-emotional" or bitchy/cold-hearted. On the other hand you're a quick thinker and very organised and independent. I think you are capable of making this desicion for your own. Good luck with that man.
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>serious question
Will I ever be a good husband?
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>>739402899
Not sure whether I should thank you or be bitchy
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>>739398669
senior Mal-P de la Cartes
Could you tell me if I am die in war?
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>>739398669
Does Alice chan have a penis?
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Will I die alone?
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will this diet help me get a girlfriend?
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>>739398669
Will moot ever come back?
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should i go to japan?
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>>739402746
I drew "four of swords". This tells me you might be nearing a burn-out combined with a lack of progress maybe. Are you getting too much on your plate and is that why you are reaching out for super powers, to slay the invincible? Your relaxation is costing you, you should know that the four of swords also means there is always a time of relaxation before a new challenge so just take on the world step by step anon.
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>>739398669
Will OP ever stop being a faggot?
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>>739398669
Will I be able to find a new job before I am fired from my current job?
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Will I kill myself?
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>>739398669
Will it work out between us?
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Will I be successful in my new business venture?
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>>739398669
Will i ever finish that project?
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Should I pursue a degree in economics?
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will i become a great cook?
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Will i be successful in life
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Did the jews truly do 9/11
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Will I get a job soon?
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Having to speed up a little so I will do multiple after each other.
>>739402803
I drew "ace of pentacles". The card tells me you will lose both financially and foresight so sorry about that.

>>739402920
For you the "four of swords". In your case that passive relaxation can be a bump in your marriage, You will get challenged as a husband but think about being more pro-active with your family, don't be so lazy basically and you'll be just fine.

>>739403040
I drew "page of swords". You are very energetic and curious, mentally restless and that is a good thing for you. You should, on the other hand, be aware of your hasty actions, those can be your downfall.
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>>739398669
will she return ?
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Should I see a prostitute
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>>739398669
How about if i will ever eventually get a place in my dream job, in music production or as an artist?
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Are me and my girlfriend supposes to stay together or are we better of without eachother?
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Will my current situation get better?
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>>739403670
Sorry OP, i meant: my friend
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>>739403050
She entered Miss Asia at age 23 (before the whole genderblender wave) So I guess no.

>>739403084
I drew "the chariot". The card tells me you have a lack of destination my friend, a power for will and control but your destination needs a road. Do you get aggresive if you do not reach your goals fully at first? Take it easy and enjoy the travel before you reach your destination.

>>739403108
I drew "four of swords". Again, this is not a positive card, like most swords. Your diet is not going to work mirracles for you, change your mindset. If you believe in yourself, and maybe losing some weight will help, people will see you as a better person. People see you the way you see yourself.
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Will I ever have personal(not financial and not social) success in life?
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Will I graduate next year?
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>>739403134
He dead or something, maybe make a pizza thread and you will feel his banhammer one last time.

>>739403169
I drew "five of wands". You will feel a lot of competition or you are feeling that right now. Do you, and I mean the you without other peoples opinion, want to go to Japan? If so then yes, but be prepared for a lot of strife, tension and maybe even conflicts.
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>>739404445
Do the cards recomend pizza bread?
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What does my financial future look like?
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Will I ever fullfill my goal of outgrowing the summerfag curse?
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>>739398669
Will i get laid?
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Will I persevere through this haze of perpetual self-doubt and gain a vision of my life's path and successfully walk it, in the process; acquiring self-realization, actualization, and achieve my goals?
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>>739403188
Nice dubs but I will be an in-the-closet homosexual for the rest of the time being.
>>739403244
Nice dubs as well, I will do a full reading on you if you want and I can line you out pretty much and tell you who you are, where you're coming from and where you're going. But for the killing yourself thing, no. We both wish you would but sadly won't.

>>739403231
I drew "nine of swords". As we already know swords are not always good news, as you can see in the picture of the card it is not a happy card. The description literally says: Upright: Depression, nightmares, intense anxiety, despair.
Reversed: Hopelessness, severe depression, torment.
So I'm sorry buddy, but I can cheer you up a little. The cards are right but this just indicates how you are worrying RIGHT NOW, it doesn't mean you are going to fuck up in life but you really should try to let it go a little bit man, try to find a way to clear your mind like a sport or something where you can put all your energy in. In the meantine search for a job and get your shit ready so you're prepared for the worst.
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>>739398669
Ok, here goes nothing

I just quit my career in pursuit of happiness, but i currently struggle with my brain and negating reality via any substance (aside from heroin)

I want to get back into fighting, i think i stand high chance of being best in the world but there are no certainties in life; what do the cards say?

(I have kept my health surprisingly considering my career involved a lot of heavy lifting, lost a bit of weight in depression but, 145lbs curling 50lbs 1 hand
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>>739404903
)*
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>>739398669
will tarot ever actually work?
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>>739398669
Oh anon, tell me about my general future: love, sex, friendship, money, health, power and luck
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>>739398669
What does the future hold for me, OP? Will my cunt ex gf come to her senses and straighten her shit out? I hope so for her baby's sake...
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will I get what I desire ? I choose 7th card from your deck.
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>>739404497
The reader does.
>>739404562
Yes, from October until March probably (Believe me I've been away for a few years and it was the same back then but with less dicks).

>>739403353
Like, you and me? I drew the eight of swords, which is actually a little bit more optimistic beacause it means some setting free and release. It does imply your stuck in something that is not working out right now and you need to let go.

>>739403362
I drew "seven of pentacles". That basically means profit, and a reward for your investment. Do make sure the reward is worth your investment tho, and be warned: keep your eye on the long run!
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>>739404889
Nine of swords anon here.

This is correct. I have never been so down in my life. I am depressed, I have severe anxiety, and last weekend I had nightmares (which I do every once in a while)

I do feel despair. My body is falling apart on me and my current employer isn't treating me so great about it.

Don't be sorry - you're just the messenger, and you're affirming what I already know.

I'm trying to let go, it's very hard. I can't stop thinking. My entire life has gone off course.

I am looking for another job, i'm preparing for midnight. I'm about 10 seconds away from it (if you get the reference)

Thankyou anon. You have a truly special gift.
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>>739405377
Excellent. Many thanks anon.
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>>739398669
should i go back to school or return to my trade?
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>>739398669

Where is he?
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>>739403367
Ever implies yes, but it may take a while.
>>739403426
Deffiniatly. I drew "Page of pentacles" The card means both a new job and financial oppurtunities (Sorry anon who is in between jobs). For you goes the same, keep your eye on the long run and be aware of your progress and planning and you will be more then good (sponsor 4chan if you make it big).

>>739403503
I drew "the magician". You ask me if you will become a great cook, the card tells me somethings about you as a person: you are recoursefull, skilled and concentrated. For me those are good qualities in a kitchen (I have been a cook for 3 years but quited because of a stressfull team) also be aware of poor planning that is one of your flaws and can be damaging in your career.
>>739403568
I drew the magician for you as well, in your case it doesn't mean the same though this is where the interpertation of a card works in. You are a manipulative person, a caresales type of men. It tells me you have a lot of skills who are left unused, you should try to dig those up and exploit the shit out of them. Beside the cards, succes is all between your ears, don't burnout because you set unrealistic goals for yourself.
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Should i say with my girlfriend who i cheated on?
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Cmon OP...I really need to know about that cunt ex of mine
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>>739406103
Here's my results.
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>>739406071
Hes going down the list in order, it takes time lol
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>>739406041
I promise to sponsor 4chin and make pizza breads great again if I make it big. Thanks for the motivation anon.
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will I be the biggest street artist in the Uk within the next year?
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>>739405497
Thank you anon. Again it sucks to hear this stuff happen to people, but that is what /b/ is about. You should keep yourself employed, even if it is working at McDonalds or whatever. Please keep in mind there is always a step back you can take, a reason why most people keep thereself in line is not to burn any bridges and I assume you did the same. You should think about your step back which is still open in case you lose everything or just need to get away from whatever demons haunt your surroundings.

Follow the light /b/rother
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>>739406162
Okay anon
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>>739406162
this exactly, I kind of hate running so late but on the other hand I can't skip the people who are waiting even longer. I will get there one time.
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Will I get a gf this year or next?
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Tell me about my love life please
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>>739406271
I'll keep that in mind.

Thanks again
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I struggle with mental issues. Will I ever overcome them?
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>>739404504
I drew "the magician" again, it means your future is resourcefull. It basically is a good omen for the financial wish you have.
>>739404660
Probably, did your uncle skip you?
>>739404783
A very specifik question, but that's no problem. I drew "king of wands". You are a natural born leader/entrepreneur your vision is one of your storngest points, but you should have known that by know. If you didn't let the cards confirm that for you, put those points to work for you and stop having doubts about yourself! You enjoy the natural rush of challenges and not just the achievements you're going for. I can't say any specific stuff ofcourse but just go for it, you are one of those initiative taking kind of guys everyone needs one of in their life.
>>739404903
For you I drew a king of wands as well (still using online shuffle so no cheatings). You can put yourself up for it. Ofcourse lose the drugs man, I can tell you it is better if you laid it back more. I myself have an excessive use of alcohol and canabis in my past and still drink more and way more frequent then many people but doing less is always better, don't let the demons of pleasure stand in the way of the succes you think you are going to have and the joy of fighting your way to there!

>>739405089
Work as in, the cards get drawn? They don't change anything in the future, they are just cards it is people like me or the phonelines that interepter them and will describe the situations for you. I think I kind of nailed it with nine of swords anon.
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Will i ever find my soulmate, or will i roam the earth solo style untill i die?
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>>739403921
>>739407270
Rip you skipped me OP
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When will I find a purpose
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>>739398669

You missed me - where is he?
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>>739407567
I have drawn a "Nigger" which basically means you're fucked. Your future will be progressive in general but in the end it still comes down to your own self. Best of luck anon
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>>739407859
hahaha (not that guy) you troll.
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OP will my fiance ever leave me lol
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>>739405160
Well here we go, You are the first death card to fall but that are the odds when I have to draw 9 cards.

You are a emotionally balanced person with control. Loving and emotional.

your past lacs ambition but you have done some educations.

Your weakness is the possability of your emotions being out of balance and having a creative block. immaturity as well.

Your strongest aspect is being an average Jo, you're a family man and are very capable of keeping a family and that is a good thing.

Despite that your family will fall apart before your death, things will come to an end before you are. This can also come from betrayal or feel like betrayal. You are willing to win at any cost when it comes to your furthest future and that is going to cost you.

Your financial future looks bright, the nine of pentacles tells me you will be self-sufficient and live in the standards of luxury.
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>>739398669
Will i get my ex back from her shitty as boyfriend?
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>>739408267
Im not op but i can tell you know its not worth it
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>>739408342
Do you think i should stop seeing and meeting her as a friend?
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>>739398669
Settings>Quotes and replying>Legacy CAPTCHA

>>739405160
And pretty much this, again, for me... .w.
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>>739398669
Will I find love?
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>>739398669

Will i marry mai girl?
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>>739408267
Probably not. Don't be her second option. Trust me, she'll just kept you strung along and give you attention between men. Be a man, tell her to fuck off and find another girl. I'm saying this cos I just went through it. Don't be a fallback. She'll see one day that she fucked up and come crawling back. It may take awhile but don't leave the ball in her court. Make sure you're steering the ship.
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>>739404349

You skipped me Tarot-Anon :(
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>>739408588
What is love?
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>>739398669
Ok dear OP, can you tell me about my financial and love future please?
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>>739408818
bb don't hurt me
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>>739408818
Baby don't hurt me
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>>739408715
Thank you so much

Never thought i actually would get a decent reply on /b
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>>739408889
Dont hurt me
No more
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>>739405306
I dre "four of pentacles".You are very self-protecting, thinking about yourself to make sure everything is stable. that is a good thing but dont be a controlfreak basically. Are you inflexibale, like not willing to change? That can come over as very stubborn and might get certain situations regarding your ex more explosive then suposed to.

>>739405339
You did get what you desire, the 7th card. It is the "two of pentacles". You are balanced and very managing, you should be able to realize what you set your mind to because you are the kind of person who is realistic to himself.
>>739405360
thanks
>>739405749
I drew "king of swords". You are a clear thinker, have this natural authority around you and can be very manipulative. You should watch out not to be frightning to certain people. If your trade is in the line of any of those qualities (Uniformed work, political active or a teacher) or maybe study something in the line of those qualities.
>>739405797
You should create a thread about that, people will love it.
>>739406056
I drew "the Fool". How ironic can it get. As a person I'd say wiether she's oke with it or not, the relationship is broken and you guys should quit, maybe you can stay together as "friends" if you are sharing an appartment or whatever but you have the need in something she can't offer and one of you will have the thought that the other is still not cool with it.

The card tells me you're foolish and naive, think about concequences man. You are a spontane and free-spirited person which are great aspects to have.
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Will my beautiful girlfriend still love me in the future?
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>>739398669
Will I get the job I'm applying for?
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>>739409074
thank you mate. that's good to hear.wish you a great future(I am the guy who choose 7th card).could you post the cards picture (just curious).
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>>739398669
Will I finally hit my stride in life this year?
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How does my future love life look?
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>>739408926
I know what you're going through. Went through a divorce last June and didn't think I'd ever want to be involved with anyone again. Found my ex and everything was great but I never dealt with the emotional fallout from the divorce. It reared it's ugly head and everything fell apart. She hates me now, or so it seems, even though I was the only guy who was good to her. She'll see her mistake soon enough but I'm no longer interested. Soon you'll find yourself asking yourself if you are too. You want someone who looks at you as not only the first choice, but their only choice. Be patient /b/ro =)
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>>739408095
Thanks for replying anon.
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Is my current relationship a long time thing? Not necessarily marriage, but will it last?
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Will I marry an Asian chick?
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Should I relocate?
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>>739409074
Wow..that's pretty accurate. I'm open to change though I am sometimes really stubborn. Thanks OP!
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>>739406208
You're welcome great to be a help.

>>739406268
I drew "eight of swords". As we know by know the swords are mostly negative, you will not be what you think you will be, at least not within a year. You imprison yourself in a self-imposed restriction, you are creative man think outside that box. Don't surrender your powers to the unknown like the woman on the card!
>>739406279
I drew "four of cups". The card has a downfall of describing a missed oppurtunity, If you want to move you should do it but make sure you put the effort in it to really be able to, don't screw it up because you're not really willing to!

>>739406381
I drew "six of cups". You asked about a girlfriend in the "near" future, and I am glad to tell you that you will have a reunion with someone from your childhood. Maybe you will run into a girl from your first few years or elementary school! Be realistic and keep your eyes open anon.
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>>739409372
Actually, can you please just do my future in general?
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>>739406381
isn't the six of cups the cutest card?
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>>739407467
Pls dont skip me op
Thanks for your efforts
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>>739398669
When will I get a girlfriend?
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I struggle with mental disability issues. Will I ever overcome them?
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Did i get this job?????
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Will i get lads?
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Is it wise to say the "L" word for the first time right now to the person im dating?
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>>739398669
Is a person with the nickname "Echo" in my future? If so, how?
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The oracle's silence is an answer too, isn't it? If they don't answer our question it probably means the answer isn't good.
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>>739398669
When will I be happy OP?
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3 subject please (if possible) in this order.

Health, wealth, love

Thank you cardman!
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Bump?
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>>739406442
I drew "seven of pentacles" to describe your upcoming lovelife. It tells me your investment will be worht it, if you ever wonder if the girl is worth your time go for it and don't be afraid to commit to it!
>>739407262
For you I first drew a card to see what your current situation is, what kind of person are you. that card is the "four of wands". It tells me besides your great family backgroudn you are going trough a transition. You are having a breakdown but that is just temporary I know for a fact that you will be better, it will all be alright in the future!

>>739407539
Sorry /b/rother, you asked about being a musician, I drew "king of pentacles" it literally says: The King of Pentacles is a lot like King Midas. Everything he touches turns to gold. He is a shining example of financial stability, with wealth and experience coming easily to him and to share with everyone around him.
But you should really look at your life, the card says you can be stuck at this point in your life and you should really re-evaluate your current position and where you're going, I guess you already figured that out and thats why you asked the question if you should tranfer to being a musician. I think it will be too much of a risk and your drive for succes will become your downfall if you do.
>>739405797
>>739409074
>>739407702
I replied to you in the post be4^
>>739407567
For you I drew "strenght". You asked when you will find purpose but the card basically tells me you have it within yourself but you just have to unlock it. Self-doubt is your downfall. It is not a passive progress you need to teach yourself some discipline because you are letting yourself go too much and that's why you're out of purpose!
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>>739398669
I command dubs to appear
Q: how many hobbies will be fulfilled in my future? Also what are they?
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ITT: the evening horoscopes
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>>739410833
please answer my question>>739408588
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>>739398669
>I know the CAPTCHA is going to screw me over

Barf up $20 for a pass
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>>739407262

Thank you for replying.
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>>739398669
Will the white race be terminated?
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>>739407270
Intelligent people, it would seem, are in a constant state of degrees of anxiety, even more intelligent are the people that can hone and master this, i believe

I've cut back from 2 bottles a day to 2beera, 6grams a day, to 1, and as of today, plan to cut the alcohol out completely

I'm not sure if ur just getting into tarot and we are your test group,but you seem one with the energy of things, seeing the impressive response and how people compare their lives to the reading (though vagueness sells, they say there is truth to every lie). What i mean to say is, envelope yourself a little more and break that, "I'll do it in 15minutes" chain that turns into a week.
Yesterday i dread hitting the bag and putting in the work for physical prime, but when i got the ball rolling, sweat, loid misic, miscles telling me to auit, i could really see myself doing it for the rest of my life, and the art of my body and the bag, combos felt like a symphony. I have also been eating a fuckload (my goal is 160, i have to just HIT it and theb when i fully tpne out again, i dont care what settling weight is)

TL;DR: people are sciebtifically programmed to not do shit to keep the body safe. Starting your passion is almost painstaking, but if u catch yourself in the mirror while your busy creating that future you always wanted: you will never see a more genuine, happy; version of yourself

Thanks for the read /b/ro
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>>739410833
>>739407539
Thank you for responding, and it's alright haha. i've been in suspense for what you had to say though lol. How do you think the drive for success would become the downfall of it all?
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>>739410833
missed mine as well >>739410247
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>>739398669
i believe the universe gives us signals all the time, but most are too oblivious to see

if tarot lets you intrepret the universe, then great

now give me a card
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>>739408069
I drew "hierophant". as long as you see your marriage as a gift and not an obligation which is laid upon you by the people around you who expect you to get married you will be fine. Also lose "lol" after your sentence it doesn't take edges of anything it just makes you look like a kid who is nog getting engaged for the next 20 years or so.

>>739408267
Listen to the rest man, wank to the pictures until your dick falls off, cry a lot, wank while crying and then delete the pictures and after a week your as good as new.
>>739408445
You really can see her as a friend but not in the first month, if you both feel the need to be friends after a month or more you're cool.

>>739408568
Will not do full reading of 9 cards this time but I will pop a few.
For your character I drew "ace of pentacles" . You have no financial troubles and are kind of a good lifemanager but get your planning together, that is your biggest obstacle.
your near future will be described by the "queen of wands" She can bring warmth and destination in your life but also warns you for incoming violence in the near future. Maybe you should avoid hostile situations, maybe go home early from the bar this week.
For your long term I drew "the chariot", the chariot tells me any dillema you are having now will be solved on the long run, any pending decision will be taken care of one way or another.
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What should I look forward too?
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>>739411700
Welp, not a 9 card reading but still something. Thanks for replying OP, wish you the best.

And i hope the captcha tip helps you.
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>>739410247
I did not miss you, I was not at your post yet. Your post did get my attention, you ask me about this person Echo, must be an acquinted person you already know and you want me to know what I can tell about this person and any future. I drew "the death". despide what most people think, it doesn't always mean instadeath, the card stands for closure as well. End also comes with beginning if we follow the rules of the tarot. Do you feel comfortable with this person Echo? Maybe you feel liek you can't move freely or speak about your emotions with him or her. One thing is for sure a sudden change is bound to happen involving "Echo".

Every request from below this post is post baled from my readings, maybe someone wants to continue but I have to get diner (been reading for 3 hours non-stop now) so I will read everyone before this post and then leave for a while.
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Is money in my future, more so than usual?
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Will we end up together?
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>>739408844
Can you reply?
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Should I go for Crystal or Chelse?
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Will I ever gain the confidence I desire?
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>>739409648
thanks anon
>>739409744
it's very comfy
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will she ever love me or should I move on
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>>739398669
How will I die?
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>>739408588
You were next in line. You ask me if you will find love and I drew "king of pentacles". I will not describe your full personality but take this advice: You can't control everything especially not love! Let nature do it's work and you will end up being just fine in less then 6 months.
>>739408655
I drew "queen of cups". The card really fits the profile of someone asking that question, co-independent is your weakness and you can be emotional insecure but let me tell you this, you are a very compesionate person who is just in search of emotional security. She won't run away just take it easy and you will be oké.
>>739408715
Not OP but thanks, /b/ has his fair share of breakup experience.
>>739408721
sorry /b/ro, I drew "Seven of cups". I can keep it short, it's all about your mindset! You don't even have to spend more time studying or w/e just believe in yourself and resist certain temptations which made you fail in the recent past.
>>739409160
I asked the cards how your lovelife would look like in the distant future and I drew "Queen of swords" Which tells me your downfall will be overly emotional, be aware! The Queen of Swords is a sign that you need to be independent in thought and in judgement. You should use lessons you've learned along the way to improve yourself and that way you will improve your relationship.
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Will I become the musician that I strive to be?
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>>739398669
Will I be successful?
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>>739412194
Thx. Echo is my best friend. I belong to a group of people worried that a certain medical treatment she receives might kill her. Its for artificial impregnation (take eggs, inseminate, implant) and she had bad complications before. She doesn't want it but her husband emotionally blackmails her into doing it because he wants an heir. So yeah... death eh?
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>>739409183
I drew "five of swords", basically be prepared for a loss.

>>739409301
>Already posted so I cant repost it is called 2p
>>739409307
Will you make stride, I drew "four of cups". The cards want to tell you to not get bored when it repeats itself, keep in touch with yourself and don't miss your opportunities!
>>739409696
>>739409372
I drew "ace of swords". After soem confusion in your lovelife you will get a breakthrough in the future, some clarity that will feel like a victory. Maybe you'll finally get over a lost lover or you will finally get the change to ask out the one you like, take that change it will give you some peace of mind!
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>>739398669
My girlfriend is really attached to alcohol and cigarettes and I'm trying to make her quit completely, will I succeed?
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>>739398669
when will i get a gf pls answer, god
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>>739413177
thank you
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>>739409572
I drew "page of wands". Lose the pessimis, you both have a lot to discover about each other, you are enthousiastic and you can keep your entire relationship intresting by experimenting with each other and discover more about each other. You'll last.
>>739409596
That is all up to you
>>739409632
I drew "strenght". Don't doubt yourself so much, if you really want to relocate you should do so, you will succeed. But it is better to think for yourself why you want to.
>>739409647
No problem, that's how I try to work.
>>739409760
Sorry anon, I drew "queen of wands". Would you describe yourself as needy? Maybe that is what is preventing you from fully commiting or keeping a woman.

>>739409821
I drew "ten of wands". You will achieve but it will feel as a burden, hard work and might be stressfull. In a relationship it always is about two people, maybe think about what signals you're sending out and take matters in own hand by changing those signals.
>>739409821
I drew "three of pentacles". The women you think you are going to be with does not see you the same, she sees you two more as a team.
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>>739414097
Thank you
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Will I be able to get a better job if I quit my current one?
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>>739398669
Should I do that thing I've been thinking of doing for a month now?
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Nice thread OP

I'm a musician with serious talent and potential, but will this future entail happiness for me?
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am I gonna end up killing myself?
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>>739409957
I asked the cards how your current situation is in hope it would tell me anything about a job, I drew "Queen of pentacles" which can imply an imbalance in work or family commitments. What you should be more worried about is that you should stay in contact with some people, are you losing contact with friends? You should leave the house more often.

>>739409877
I asked about your long term future and drew "Three of wands". You will expand in the far future. You should see your disability as a preparation at this point. You really lack foresight, that is why it all feels useless at this point but there is a very great future ahead of you.
>pic related the man with the wands is you in this situation /b/ro
>>739410004
You did almost get qads.
>>739410019
A very good question, I drew "nine of swords". Some of those sword cards I think are way darker than the death. You are feeling insecure, some form of fear and a level of uncertanty, but don't let that drag you down. I would not tell her you love her already. There are even worse things coming on your path this week, keep in mind that whatever it is it will go away if you get all your strenght together.
>>739410372
Chin up, I will get there.
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when will i die?
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>>739398669
Show me how I can attain happiness.
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Tell me my future!! And something from my present
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>>739411551
>this point in your life and you should really re-evaluate your current position and where you're going, I guess you already figured that out and thats why you asked the question if you should tranfer to being a musician. I think it will be too much of a risk and your drive for succes will become your downfall if you do.
>>>739405797
basically the king will say you will have problems with authority. For a full page go to:
https://www.biddytarot.com/tarot-card-meanings/minor-arcana/suit-of-pentacles/king-of-pentacles/
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>>739398669
Will my gf carry the baby long term if I am not involved with her in a relationship or will she abort?
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>>739398669
Will i lose my virginity in the next year.
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>>739398669
will i be rich
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>>739410463
I drew "Ace of swords". You miss the clarity, some chaos at this point in your life but in the near future (think about less then 2 months) you will strengthen yourself and breakthrough in your thoughts.
>>739410742
health: "Four of cups". Nothing special will change in the long run about your health.
wealth "king of swords" Liek king Midas, you can get a lot of wealth but watch out, it can overpower you and you can get mad for it. Always keep in mind that money has a price and never overevaluate it!
love: knight of wands. Energy and passion will come in your lovelife in the near future, be aware not to be to hasty tho!

>>739410988
You will get another dubs today
>>739411226
Hang in there
>>739411245
I asked the cards what the long term future will be for the white race and drew "five of cups". Acceptance, forgiveness and moving on, after a regret or great loss.
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How will my weekend trip with family go?
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>>739411483
You thanks for the indepth thoughts in your respond, I am not a frequent Tarot reader and doing this session with just some websites who give random cards. Used to practice on /b/ years ago with my real deck. Most of the time people were really enjoying the readings back then so thought let's break the dubs and cock threads by some original content from the old days. Those posts are what, in my eyes, 4chan is about. Browsing days of dicks and chicks untill I can spend a full 4 hours on a thread and if I can get at least 1 person to feel the same way by my thread I'm a happy man.
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>>739415251
I drew "knight of pentacles". The card describes exactly what you are going through. You want to change jobs because you feel stuck right? There is a lot of routine which you get used to and that bores you, but I really think the problem is you are getting too lazy because of the routine and you should set goals for yourself instead of changing jobs, the answer is in yourself.

>going to eat and get me a drink, I'll be in other threads.
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>>739413370
As I said, that card can mean a sudden change as well, doeasn't mean permadeath but can also mean other things happen.
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Will my ex gf and I end up together again? Really thought she was the one.
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>>739398669
will i finally get motivation to do what i want?
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>>739417412
Damn that's eerie. Thanks, OP
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>>739398669
Hey, dumping my gf cause I'm sick and tired of her constantly snapping and taking out her stress on me. How's it gonna play out for me?
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>>739398669
I have this girlfriend for over a year and a half now but recently she has been acting all weird and shit with me. So my question is: do we have a future as a couple?
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>>739398669
OP, will I ever ask dani out?
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>>739398669
What about me and my old bitch, OP? We had something strong but we've really drifted apart since we split again. Is there any hope to be had or should I kill these emotions?
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>>739414309
Does she want to? Cause I can tell you right now, that unless she truly wants to quit, someone trying to get her to quit is just going to piss her off. That being said, best of luck to the both of you.
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>>739418214
Yes she does but she's having some problems
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>>739398669
Tell me about my health
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>>739398669
tell me about my future
is it going to be how i want to
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>>739415263
Damn. Just before you got to mine.
Oh well. Nice of you to do this many, OP.
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Will I have find true love?
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>>739416130
Not saying I'm going to dump her so she aborts
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>>739398669
Will I get wealthy?
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will we ever get back into a relationship or should I stop hoping and move on
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>>739418766
I drew 8 of faggots, this means that you need to stop being a bitch about something that's over. This card also represents your taste for men, perhaps you should try that.
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>>739416644
so thats a no ? op /b/
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