Babysitting two adorable loli's. If you aren't doing

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; Abraham Lincoln, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on the bodybuilding forums, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone

No one in the mood?

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Leave the poor kids alone. Pretty soon, they're going to be more annoying than a kick to the balls, and you don't want to give them any reason to direct that at you any more than what's natural.

You would be surprised when fantasy crosses over into reality, anons lose interest.

>>739379684
Post more please OP

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>>739380175
Kill yourself.

>>739380138
They're fun for now I'm really enjoying them.

>>739380139
What does this mean?

>>739380562
Have they ever sucked on your fingers?

>>739379985
Beautiful.
>>739380034
Hmmm. Sexy.

>>739380733
Not on my fingers.

>>739380987
Please elaborate

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>>739379684
i'm too beta anon

>>739381039
Nothing to elaborate. They never sucked on my fingers and this board isn't truly anonymous. The mods can see where you are.

This got real fucking boring real fucking fast

>>739381171
>Nothing to elaborate. They never sucked on my fingers and this board isn't truly anonymous. The mods can see where you are.

Scared of mods

Basically admitting they suck your schmeckle

Do you guys want to know about that time they wanted to go swim in the backyard but didn't have any swimming clothes?

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>>739381490
Only if I can have names dates and location
-not the fbi.

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>>739379684
Holy shit OP just skip the foreplay and drop your payload already.

>>739381490
Oh forgot to mention they also wanted me to join.

>>739379684
So you're a teenager that gets paid to babysit two kids and pretends he messes with them when really you sit in the corner terrified until their mother gets back home. K.

>>739381672
Please tell more.

>>739381171
Would you feel more comftable on kik or email?

Writing the greentext about the swimming pool now. Don't let this thread die.

this thread is fucking trash

sage

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unbeknownst to the parents, the shy neighbour living with his mother who they hired to babysit their kids is a pedophile now trying to get other pedophiles on this degenerate site jealous. What a time to be alive!

>>739380138
Hello sally

>>739381335
Has he made threads before? Must've missed them.

So this all happened a few days ago.

>be me
>above average teenager
>summer vacation and get asked to look after neighbour girls for 300$ a week
>have babysitter them before so I know what to do

>be last week
>arrive at the door
>neighbour woman opens the door and the girls run at me hugging
>feelssogoodman.jpg
>I smell their hair while they make their enthusiastic little noises and tell me how happy they are their "special anon" came to babysit them again

Cont in a sec. I'm a bit slow because in on mobile.

Oh and for the mods:

Everything you read here is fantasy, and if it isn't the girls in babysitting are over 18.

Part 1/?

>>739382423
Please keep going OP

>>739382423
lol he is a confirmed summerfag

>>739382423
Nothing better to do with my miserable life so continue anon

>>739382423
> neighbor woman and man say goodbye take care
>shutthedoor.jpg, alone with the girls
>even though they know me very well and I've watched then before they act a little shy but listen very good to me
>do some normal stuff til the evening
>they want to watch frozen
>notfuckingfrozenagain.mp3
>they know I hate frozen because I've seen it millions of times with them so when I say OK they become very happy
>one of them, let's call here Sarah, comes to me and gives me a tight hug while I'm sitting on the couch
>she crouches with my legs between her legs
>the second girl, let's call her Lara, does exactly the same but on the other leg
>now remember, they are the cutest giggling little girls
>I try to move a little because they gave me so tight but with that I love their little bottoms over the top of my lap
>harrrrrrd.jpg

Con't?

>>739382566
Lol xd so funny hehehe nice meme

In gods name someone call the police,,,,

>>739382924
>Con't?
yup

>>739382924
Keep going anon, it's been a while for me

>>739382924
>Having two lolis gently rubbing themselves on your lap
You're a god to me OP

Email me the rest if the thread's deleted please
aqameice@gmail

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>>739382924
I'm sure they have a sister named Carrah.

>>739382924
Ok cont

>I take them off me because I don't want that grinding of their little bottoms to result into anything else
>watch the movie
>nothing special except a few little kisses here and there
>movie is over and it's coming close to bedtime
>bath time
>I tell them both to get their pajamas while I fill the bathtub with water and bubbles
>once the bath is filled I was expecting them to come
>they don't come so I call their cames
>nothing
>walk to their room, they have a room together
>see their shirts while walking to their room
>jeans on the floor too
>panties laying in front of their closed door

Ok /b/, this is all a work of fiction and NOT real. Cont?

>>739383389
Continue!

>>739383389
>I knock on the door.
>I hear fits of laughter behind the door.
>I knock again, to which Lara replies, "come in".
>I enter the room.
>There's an honest to god Grizzly Bear on the bed.
>They're laughing at it.
>They're half-dressed into their dinosaur costumes.
>The grizzly bear drops to the floor.
>I run and try to close the door.
>Everyone does the dinosaur.

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Enjoy:

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Uncle_Anon

>>739381490
story

>>739379985
This literally scared the shit out of me. Well played, good sir.

>>739383389
>knock on their door
>hear little cute giggles
>quickly open the door to scare them
>They scream
>They lay next to each other under the blanket in on of the girls bed
>tell them they need to take a bath
>like usual they just giggle
>quickly take away the blanket
>they don't seem to be shy but keep giggling
> they ask me to read them a story because they don't want to take a bath
>tell them no and start tickling them in their little bellies
>they start laughing really hard and kick their legs in every way

Cont? I don't know if people are reading this. Mods don't count.

>>739383793
I am

>>739383793
Keep goin.

>>739383793
Me too, would appreciate more

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>>739383793
Nope. Fuck off.

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>>739383793
Continue

>>739383793
cont

Y'all are fucking degenerates.

Keep going please

Potential soon-to-be child pornography thread reported.

As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous with #OPInnocence #OPPedoHunt I report all threads that depict / and or otherwise sexualize children or show questionable content.

These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to 'Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads 'Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism' as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted.

We must also mention that threads/images that sexualize underage girls that are drawn, sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the United States Of America (18+ Required Law) and Human Rights Act.

We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the FBI, LEA, Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), New York Police Department, Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop child exploitation and abuse.

Remember, we must protect the children as they are our future - the future of Legion!
Never stop fighting the vile scum of this Earth such as pedophiles and child molesters!

>>739384085
We're on /b/.

WHAT PART OF THIS WASN'T DEGENERATE ALREADY?

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>>739384085
>implying you're not one too

>>739383793
Continue

Oh shit abandon thread!

>>739383793
Ok I will stop asking to cont.

>stop tickling them as Lara gets mad at me and almost starts to cry
>tells me her belly hurts
>tell her I'm so sorry and ask her what to do to make it better
>she giggles and asks me to give her my special kiss

Mods. This is all a work of fiction. Not real. Everyone in the story is an adult.

Give me 10 minutes to wrote the next part /b/ I'm on mobile .

>>739384442
Understood have a nice day

>>739379684
pics or didn't happen

>>739383750
Post pic of shit, please. Please.

>>739384884
Fuck off fag.

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>>739383340
Op afraid the parents are on 4chan

>>739379684
Wtf OP are you talking about my daughters?! I thought I trusted you kevin!