g'morning anon. i hope u slept well tell me why you will

Nigga I got bills to pay

>>739378624
Because now I'm looking for more videos of this bitch

if you don't have what you like, like what you have

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>>739378673
g'luck paying them.

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>>739378624
I got into Yale Law.

Not giving up that shit.

>>739378624
Because tomorrow might be better, even by a little bit.

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>>739378737
g'luck in ur search
>>739378744
dubs of good advice.
>>739378808
prestigious university. congrats.
also nice tits.
>>739378820
i hope so.

unemployment benefits haven't run out yet

After a long time of searching for a house, I finally found something and will be starting my own life in a month, studying in my field of preference and living with my gf.

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>>739378886
why no job anon?
>>739379000
trips of luck.
your house will be great.
your life with ur gf will be great.

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>>739378624

Single dad... suicide is not an option.

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>>739379957
where da moms at?

>>739379995
Drugs took her over.

So I'm not even allowed to be a drug addict either :-\

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>>739379957
me too.
buying my daughter a car today. going to surprise her by leaving work in like 3 hours.
same with her mom. she likes the dope too much.

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>>739380530
Good Man! Nice to know there are a few of us doing what needs to be done!

As fucked as it is sometimes, I'm still very grateful. I'll save my fucking around until they've flown the coop. Hopefully I'm not to old by then.

Cheers Anon!

https://www.reddit.com/r/fapingcuming/comments/4itp9p/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/

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>>739380317
sorry about that.
g'luck with your kid.
>>739380530
awsum. you are a good dad.
hope ur kid likes the car.
>>739380799
nice dubs.
good drop.

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>>739381272

>>739378624
Shut the fuck up you retarded fucking failure.

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>>739381609

>>739378624
Going to the cinema with friends tonight and having a girl over in the weekend

>>739378808
dank

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>>739381762

Cause I'm too much of a pussy to kms

>>739380934
Do you want to stop spamming this shit

>>739381609
>>739381762
>>739381997
literally retarded

Anyways, not gonna kill myself coz Im tryna, well, not kill myself. Sounds dumb I know but I guess I can't break a promise like this.

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>>739381997

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>>739382716

>>739382716
This is weaponized autism

>>739378624
I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

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>>739381739
thanks, i will.
>>739381890
enjoy. what will you see at the movies?
>>739382135
great.
>>739382277
nice dubs. glad you won't hero.

>>739378624
Because I began the day with a line of meth, another at break time, and am scheduled to smoke some more with my gf, as well as get laid in like 50 min, during my lunch break. Life is great.

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>>739382877
nice dubs.
g'morning catholic bro. >>739382950
wish you well. don't become an addict.

>>739382978
More dubs, dang. How's your morning going so far?

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>>739382768

>>739378624
sauce

Probably going to jail because my ex is not done jet demolishing my life.

Fuck this system of we believe your ex even if there is no evidence you did anything wrong.
She says so so you're guilty.

And no we don't won't to see avoidance that she is harassing you and you're family.

After all I'd can't see a reason not to kill my self.
# feminism made me suicide

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>>739383049
starting ok.
ran this morning.
now in a phone conference meeting, while shit posting.
Need to go visit my mom later. She's been having headaches, maybe a visit from her spawn might help them go away.
sup with you?

>>739382919
I don't dare mention what I'm gonna watch. Some tard is gonna spoil it

>>739383172
Work. My wife is on track to be on her infertile period in about a week, so there's that to look forward to. Normal crud with the kids, Elizabeth has a soccer game this Saturday but other than that it's a pretty uneventful week.

>>739378624
I advocate for the suicide of everyone in this thread who has posted before me. You're all probably degenerates who should have been aborted anyway.

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>>739383123
n/a
>>739383159
g'luck man. i hope it turns out well for you.
>>739383321
good move.
>>739383339
uneventful can be good.
>>739383345
we all appreciate your advocacy. Thank you anon.

>>739378624
I advocate for the suicide of everyone in this thread who has posted before me. You're all probably degenerates who should have been aborted anyway.

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>>739383475
thank you.

>>739378624
WHO IS SHE ? I NEED TO FAP

>>739383630
Lena Gold

>>739383730
fcxking liar, i googled the gif and i fgound a website with name "Ryan Madison and Kelsi Monroe"

checked Kelsi monroe on cliphuner, she look hot so that enought for me

>>739383398
I guess, but then nothing is particularly exciting until my wife is ready to get down and dirty.

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>>739383630
>>739383730
>>739383868
i wonder why finding sauces on stuff is so important. I just don't see the obsession. like why care where it came from.
>>739384138
yeah.
they are the gate keepers of the cooch.

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>>739383109

>>739384230
>>739384230
wtf i need sauce cause i can't fap to a 5sec gif

>>739384230
I guess the absence of sex makes us both more eager to cram it in during the safe week.

>>739384361
you also can't fap with a 2mm dick you fagot

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>>739384361
i mean there is countless free porn on the net.
why does it have to be the sauce of a 5sec clip?

Getting the grades i want college and not fucking around anymore

>>739384486
Wow what are you retarded

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>>739384275

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>>739384625
that's great man.
keep up the good work.

Because I like to decent slowly into the abyss rather than falling.

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>>739384695

>>739378624
Because I'm still a pathetic coward. But hey, there's always hope, right? I MIGHT gather the courage to off myself tomorrow.

>>739384718
I know you may have explained this earlier, but what's the appeal of pornography, especially to a guy with an active sex life like me? I'm catholic bro btw (Is there a way to get some sort of name?)

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>>739385244

>>739385244
This is so painful

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>>739385539

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>>739384544
Autistic tendencies make us want the source!
Now give us the source on that gif as well.

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>>739385807

>>739384544
SAUCE PLZ

>>739378624
I'm on a good streak

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>>739378624
Well, my cat would go hungry. And my 400 dollar lion fish would probably eat his bottom feeder tank mate, then the tank would get dirty, and he would die as well.

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Because I haven't beat all the DLCs for the witcher 3

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>>739378624
Because I'm not depressed, I just jerk off to much and this website has obscure enough content for me to jerk off too.

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>>739385294
stay a coward. live on.
>>739385999
woah, trips of nine-ness. nice.
>>739386492
cool. elaborate.
>>739386619
i thought lion fish needed to be in tanks alone.
>>739386656
how far are you.
>>739386762
well glad you are satisfied.

>>739387055
nice dubs

>>739387055
Bro, what's the point of porn?

>>739378624
It must suck being a porn cameraman, you get so desensitized to nudity and sex that jerking off must be a endeavor.

>>739388018
start critiquing your own work whilst trying to relax too...

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>>739378624
Because life is short, death is long, and there's no going back once you're done.

>>739379957
>>739380530
Good dads

spite, I guess.

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>>739388087
wise words.
>>739388537
this.
>>739388700
dubs of spite
>>739387928
don't know.

i haven't fapped in 3 days, so today's fap will be good

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>>739388869
cool. enjoy it.

>>739388791
Hmm. Maybe it's for people to masturbate, but why would you masturbate when you're sexually active?

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>>739388937
shrug.
i once masturbated right after sex, when she left.
I want to bust another.

>>739378624
I'm pretty happy. I repair boats at home for like 4-6 hours a day and then get to do whatever the fuck I want

Make a very good living off of it.

>>739389145
What if you don't sleep around and there's time for round 2?

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>>739389318
so people you have sex with never leave ? they never go do something else ? desire is always only there, when they are there?
>>739389205
that's great man. glad you love what you do, and don't have to kill yourself to do it.

>>739389748
I'm Catholic bro, that should clear things up.

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>>739390027
still valid questions. your wife doesn't leave the bed to do something else. your desire never comes back when she's not immediately available?

>>739390242
It does sometimes, but she usually sticks around. We typically make love at night so she doesn't get up and do other things.

Married, own a paid off house, will have money for when retired. Just gotta work and smoke and enjoy the rest of the time before I become lazier than fuck.

Cause im trying sober life
so far disappointed

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>>739390450
good situation.
>>739390468
hope it gets better for you.
>>739390377
i'm happy you have an incredible life catholic bro.
most of us don't have such a perfect partner, or as strong of piety.
but i'm hot hating, just saying. everyone a little different.

Just moved in with my fiance, starting school in a month, also I have discovered compression shorts/athletic underwear, to all those who haven't tried them, make the switch, you won't regret it

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>>739390883
whats the benefit of those underewar ?

>>739390468
Trying it for kicks or because you have to?
Also hope it gets better.
>>739390781
Thanks, it fell into my hands, not letting that go.

>>739390781
Thanks. I honestly don't think I completely deserve all of this. Especially her. She's so amazing, everything I ever wanted. She tells me I'm the same to her, I hope I am.

>>739378624
Because I finally figured out that there is only one person I can ever truly love, myself.

>>739390883
Congrats on all fronts[ ;) ]
If I may pass on some advice, be vulnerable with your partner chief. WORTH it.
>>739390972
Most comforting thing for genitals aside from sex.

>>739391214
Love the fuck out of yourself for me then. Cause I'd suck that dicc.

>>739378624
Sauce?

>>739390972
Perfect amount of cuppage and coolness, plus the fabric breaths so well half to time I don't even have ball sweat if in just lazing around

( I have unfortunate talent of sweating like 80% of the time)

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>>739391167
awww.
>>739391214
be good to yourself.
>>739391225
i'll give it a try.
>>739391318
wow.
>>739391346
non.
>>739391457
thanks for the a info.

>>739391225
I appreciate the advice

Also plus side for me, she sleeps naked 90% of the time and walks around the house without cloths on 80% of the time

>>739387055
big tank. lots of hiding places for my other fish. and they can be with other fish, just that you gotta expect the worst when you own them.

>>739384544
sauce ?

>>739391516
If I didn't know she had a life before I met her, I'd say she's an angel.

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>>739391634
why the risk?
do you secretly wanna see a massacre ?
>>739391791
nothing wrong with seeing your woman as such.

>>739378624
Because I have an amazing and awesome life that the godhead entity has programmed for me anon.

>>739391906
No there isn't. There's nothing better than time with her.

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>>739391575
>WTF

Watches at 0 $?

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well looks like thread is dying/dead.
see everyone tommorrow.

>>739378624
Who in the hell is this chick?! Need MOAR!!!!

>>739392459
See you tomorrow OP.

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>>739392459
Ah yes, those forearm scars are so sexy.

>>739378624
I have plans for the future and i see potential in them, no point destroying them now

>>739378624
New co-worker sitting next to me and she's really attractive. I think she has a bf but time will tell. Wish me the best /b/ros

>>739378808
LSAT?

I don't want to hurt my family. Plus, shit isn't bad right now, so I'm in a good place.

>>739392459
Moar

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>>739392978
g'luck.
>>739393271
good ur're in a good place.

>>739378737
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1661730338 here you go

Because it's a beautiful day

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>>739393666
trips of the beast.
u r right, it is a great day.

>>739394272
>>739393666
Amen to that. Today is a great day.

>>739392692
you mean her hair?

im hoping this dude will buy my vape so i can buy a gram of heroin. thats why i will not kill myyself today.

>>739378624
I hadn’t thought about it.

>>739378624
I cant take the thought of not getting high

>>739385577
I believe she's now dating a mtf

>>739392692
these aren't scars, and im going to throw up because of this

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>>739378624
waiting for part 5

>>739383868
>>739378624
Kelsi Monroe confirmed

https://www.pornhub .com/view_video.php?viewkey=1661730338

>>739378624
because you keep posting such nice gifs

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>>739395861
part 5 of what?