Vocaroo thread nignogs. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TF6O1nbvkj &g

Domino Presley is the best trap but wish her dick was bigger.

>>739341477
Dubs and first. Here ya go!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GpIVQP5rxG

>>739341300
can you please make a slightly angry ogre voice and say:

KRRREENA ANGER!!! ME SMASH RON HEADD

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>>739341300
Safety reply

>>739341678
Tits or GTFO

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>>739341875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0teOjsY1Jni
>>739341904
Tiddy

>>739341875
I think I missed the word "slightly" in your post

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>>739342176
ahoisahdogihsdogihsd

I love you

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read this

>>739342274
I actually love doing female orc/ogre voices.. they probably make up a good third of the NPCs i make for D&D

MAMA LUIGI!!

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Fuck Donald Trump, boy. Fuck white people!

Can you say " the bone of scone"

OP, will you read lewd shit?

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

>>739342376
Im doing this one just.. give me a minute
>>739342641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ml25wOqJOU
>>739342773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06HR9boZ6UV
Bonus
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QrVpbghKdC
>>739343077
Yes as long as it isnt a long ass script
>>739343010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09GUB7eg3FM

>>739341300


I'm hungry for a nice refreshing glass of horse diarrhea.

Donald Trump is an inbred fuck who has no penis.

>>739343281
>Yes as long as it isnt a long ass script

Dope!

"Here, I'll teach you how to make her cum. It's real easy. Take this, it's already plugged in. There's two settings: low and high. Do the low one cause she cums way faster, and just mash the whole thing against her cunt. Now you just wait... she'll stop crying when she can't fight it anymore. ...There we go! Good girl!"

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>tfw you posted such good shit op still read it without dubs

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>>739342376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XQ3KmzsA1e
Fwiw i attempted this 3 times and this was my best take. My methods suck for reading images

>>739343666
ofc satanic trips to go with this degeneracy :^)

>>739343775
I usually just do requests while the thread picks up
Really dubs is just my excuse for not catching all the requests later on.. good requests so far. Short and fun
>>739343289
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ykBiEgFQFj

>>739343666
Op here
Satan guide my cock. Gimme a min

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>>739341300
Don't you have something better to do?

I'll pay you to read a bunch of stuff for me. It'll take like 10 mins tops

Read it like a victim:

"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."

>>739341300
op who are you?

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>>739343842
Thank you, OP.
I never knew I had a fetish for girls being forced to read fucked up shit.

>>739344177
>dubs
OH SHIT BOIIIII

>>739344276
I know, 2 for 2. I'm literally figuratively on fire right now

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Dr. Pavel, I'm Cee Aye Ay. He wasn't alone. Uh, you don't get to bring friends. They're not my friends. Don't worry, no charge for them. And why would I want them? They work for the mercenary, the masked man. Bane? Aye. Get em on board I'll call it in.

(Cee Aye Ay)
The flight plan I just filled with the Aegean Sea list Smee, Maimen, Dokh Teur, Pavelheer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu, Ferstuan Tutok, Getstu Staion, Maier Kraft, Whupaid Yu Tugrab, Doctor Pavel, Hedidin Flai ,Sogud Huans, Totrai Neckst, Telmi Abaut Bein, Vaidas Hiwer D'mesk, Lada Loial T., Fora Haiard Gann-
(Bane voice)
Orpher Haps, Hees Van Dering, Wai Soman, Wood Schut, Amann B. Fore, Trov Inghym, Audava Plain.
(CIA continues)
Atlist U. Cantack, Hu Ariou.
(Bane)
Idasant Mather, Hu Viar, Vat Mathers, Isaur Plen, Noan Kerred, Whu I. Vas, Anteel Ai, Puttan Damask.
(CIA)
Iffai Pul Datov, Will U. Dai.
(Bane)
Itwood B., X. Trimley, Pei Nful
(CIA)
Yor Abig ghuy
(Bane)
Foryu ......., Daktor Pavel, Refyu Zed, Aur Ofer, Infa Vor Ovyors, Weei Yar, Tufain d'Aut, Vathi Tould U.
(Dr. Pavel)
Nathing, Issed Nathing.
(CIA)
Wel Kong, Rachu Leishons, Yu Gatt, Yorself Cot, Uats Denext, Stepov Yor, Masterplan.
(Bane)
Kra Shing, Di Splane, Vid Nossur Viverse
(CIA)
Nodis Kant, B. Happinin, Imin Charjeer
(Bane)
Nothay X., Spect Wun, Uvusin, The Wreckage Brother
(Brother)
Havwee Star, Ted Thawfyr
(Bane)
Yesstha Fyr, Rye Zizz, Cawm Dawndoc, Turrnowz Nawthatyme, Forfeer, Datkuhms Laytur

Zombie?>>739341300

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>>739344114
Do I ever?
>>739343666
I wanted to get more into this but its quiet in my house.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i59Qxn1WRA

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>>739344238
>forced
Hey whatever helps you nut, dude
>>739344177
Oh man. Uno momento.
>>739344154
Sadly I dont have PayPal nor do I have a good set up for recording long scripts. Need to wait til I can sit at my PC and do this.
>>739344230
Just an anon making content for the lulz

>>739344385
rolling for this

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>>739344667
Like hell you will nigger
>inb4 dubs

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>>739344711
Why

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>>739344414
I'm bored and I suppose I just wanted an excuse to post these images that were sitting on my drive for a while.

Carry on...

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>>739344385
HOLY SHIT, I haven't laughed like this in a very long time.

Look, I don't know who you are. You might exactly be the type of person I would not hesitate to punch in the face balls but I don't care. You made me laugh in a shitty morning and I will appreciate it forever.

>>739344792
As you were
BL heroines need more love

>>739344603
it's not really a long script it's just a bunch of short phrases. but its cool
unrelated but
can you say "Get out of my head Charles!"

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>>739344177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kAm7GCfgwM

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>>739344603
>>forced
>Hey whatever helps you nut, dude
Hey, I know nobody is forcing you but the recording sounded like some nigger was holding you hostage or something and it pleased my dikku

>>739344414
holy fuck thanks! good read. Ss milf script?

"Aww, does it hurt? There you go, let mommy take care of your cock. Atta-boy. This will be our special secret, okay?"

>>739344385
rell
>>739344815
you will kek even more if we get her to deliver

>>739344385
one roll please, my good man

>>739344385
Fucking this

>>739344993
well, I can cut diamonds now, so that's good

>>739341300
fucker

>>739344385
ROLL

>>739344385
rollie pollie ollie

>>739345090
I rolled dubs on it myself
>>739344711
So I guess I have to do it to please kek. Give me a minute to do a take or two
>>739345033
Oh god.. shota incest stuff is a little hard for me. Anything else I could do instead?

can you say "i dont play mercy"

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Reenact this whole thing.
My trips say so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PpH2TISFUc

>>739345253
>Oh god.. shota incest stuff is a little hard for me. Anything else I could do instead?

How bow some moar tentacle?

"It's not a monster! That's my sweet little pet, and I think you two will get along wonderfully. Look, it's got holes for your arms and your legs, so you can give it a nice big hug. There we go. I know... you've heard these things were bred to *torture* women, but that's ridiculous. All it wants to do is show you how much it loves you! It'll even feed you and take care of all your disgusting waste. There we are, get nice and comfortable. You're going to be here for a while."

>Oh god.. shota incest stuff is a little hard for me
Translation
>My feminine penis gets hard when reading shota stuff and I can't read shit with a hard dick

Bumpo

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>>739344385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ol4kSpIigf

>>739344993
You were in the Alice thread earlier.

Rolling for
>LEEERROOOYYYYYYY Jenkins

>>739346301
Damn, off by one. EFG

>>739345492

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CIlS0Q7Bqa

>>739346301
Rolling for great justice

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>>739345554
Is this a prompt or am I missing something?

op is a faggot

Tell your dad you want to suck his cock and record it.

>>739346361
"reinhardt is a literal walking bag of ult charge"

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>>739346301
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x6i3wAtrMC
That I was. Thank you for this request

>>739346538
roll

>>739346410
Semi old pasta

>>739346538
Hes at work
Also no

say 'you're all a bunch of nummies'

>>739346699
YOU JUST ROLLED DUBS ON IT

>>739346587
Thank you for that OP. Idk.if you saw my last post in the thread but, this affirms it. You are prolly fun af to watch in rl.
I could see you verbally slamming people.

>>739345601
>voice crack near the end
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qwciOM33nE

say "do you mind if i read a script i'm working on?"

>>739346875
Once I start my battle rap career I'll make sure to roast the fools in the alice threads. Haha.. which post? Sadly the flamers were a little circlejerky tonight

>>739346806
Itkeepshappening.jpg
Fuck. He legitimately is not here.

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hehe I like Revy too :3

>>739346889
Heeeey, I like it tho. Solid intonation all around

Fewt?

"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face are you gonna get hard? Ew, why?!"

>>739346776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m23iq7e8cZ
I think i did the inflection wrong

>>739347103
Foot? I didn't say foot. I said tentacles/monsters. I kind of talk fast when i add commentary

>>739347103
Oh im dumb
>>739347171

>>739346972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hwdnOLkHZ7

>>739347054
Find another relative within your reach and do it faggot.

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>>739347060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sQBE6YpQvU
>>739347309
My.. mom? Uhh maybe let me see if she's awake

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>>739346985
I got a post in just before the thread 404'd
You had replied to the anon that got us mixed up.

I like how you said things to the flamers. You never used cheap insults, your tone was firm. I thought that in rl you didn't take shit from people but would handle the argument well.
I thought it would be fun as fuck to watch you take people down verbally.

>>739347103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XaRGP40pUc

>>739347540
Oh that! I was typing a response when the thread 404d
I wouldn't recommend it to everyone, but I've spent a lot of time perfecting the art of arguing with people that just want to make you mad
The socratic method is a good. I love debate.. i think it's a shame so few people read and write arguments with the intention of forming an understanding with the other side

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Say "Umaru is a cute nugget"

please say "i dunno... i'll do whatever"

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>>739347453
I want her and rock to bang so bad

>>739346538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S4yA9ofiHU

>>739341300

>I love you so much. When I see you I am overtcome with this... just... happiness. Like everything in the world is okay. And when I touch you, I feel like I'm protected, Like I'm safe. I love you. I love you. God, I am the luckiest woman... I could die right now, happy, but I don't want to, because I look forward to a hundred years of tomorrows with you. I love you. Goodnight.

>>739347556
thanks for the pervy reads op. do you have any kinks I could script for?

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>>739347868
MEEE TOOO
Rock makes such a good "straight man"
>>739347825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tbS28azi7z
>>739347850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LM3kU45iOk

>>739341300
No

>>739348101
Hmm..
I like femdom, monster stuff, yuri, bara (but that'd be kind of hard to do) light bdsm, role reversal

"dont go in you jerk-offs"

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>>739347694
Hmmm I was right, you would be fun to watch. I'm not that skilled at debate. I tend to be more sarcastic In responses. I understand though. Even though a coin had two sides, it's still the same coin. It doesn't make one side invalid, it's still the same coin, Just a different view.

Btw thanks for making content OP. /b/ can always use creativity.

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>>739348138
What do you mean "straight man?" Can u pls say "bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"

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>>739348032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02e7pRKvmxA
<3

I remember you from years back.

Wouldn't mind playing along, but can't figure out how to fuck with Vocaroo on mobile. Fucking hotel rooms.

>>739348138
Like.. Rock is the normal sane guy surrounded by gun toting maniacs.

>>739348830
You do? The last time I did something on /b/ with my voice was in 2007 but it wasnt vocaroo
Im on mobile too. I just use my phones voice recorder and do the direct uploaf option in the top right

>>739348820

I hope some autist uncle digs this. Pretty well done.

>>739348621
I mean even when people make lame as shit arguments I don't want to make them my enemy.. how else will I bring them over to my side?
Thanks for dropping in. /b/ actually seems pretty original and lively tonight

>>739348984

Time flies. I remember your voice.

Could just be mistaken. More likely. But some threads stick with you.

can you just say
"sure"
"no"
"ok"

>>739349102
I've certainly been lurking. Hope to live up to my voice doppelganger

>>739348984
Did you ever do any voice work for Oxyadyme OP?

>>739348279
oh shit, the femdom/monster scripts were p good then.

>>739349050
I think you have to focus on making the arguments for the sake of the arguments. Maybe they won't convince the person they're directed at, but not everybody ignores logic. (tiptiptip)

>>739348404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p29S5S6JXm

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>>739341300
>ooohhh Mr. Price, I neeeeed you to make me cum with those gloooorious rock hard nipples of yours

>>739348813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pJxfunRHDf
>>739349150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mLRv2nrH9C
>>739349177
This is actually my 2nd night doing any voice acting with actual effort.

>>739346538

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01BjaKQy203

For you <3

>>739349179
Very true. When someone is being really abrasive I just ask them to explain their reasoning until they trip over their own feet.

can you say "help me" in a semi-lewd voice

>>739349480
>>739349480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SjCHSX5ys3

Beyond Bravo! You are extraordinarily brilliant, truly inspired by the divine and eternal. This is a grand masterwork, one of the most captivating and awe inspiring pieces of writing I have experienced.

your personal intimate relation with yourself and nature is your eternity; to savor, and decide, to craddle and pet, each memory, each minutia, each kiss of mind and drop of rain; the warm sand under feet, the smell of sea, so much time, so much time is not enough; which idiot or saint would not be ever greedy for this gift, of sight, and sensation, of to touch and be touched; precious health; security of strength; every second we thank the countless ancient engineers of brilliant mind and body; blessed mind; oh sacred spirit; let me dwell in your valleys, kneel at your riverbeds, walk through your halls of forest; when it is often quiet and divine; let me dare to the tops of mountains, if only for a peak, at the source of lightening and cloud, sun and moon, and all geometry; you know as I ever hunger to climb I am ever bowing; you know as I desire I am praying/praising; you know you have given me chance, to borrow what you have crafted, to try and take what you have taken, to try and build myself in your image; you know I cannot impress you, and we know I will hope to always try; we know we will always hope to try

I cant believe you all have your own relation with the birds morning call; each one and when you sit in the sun; and the rays enlighten your temple how it feels, what you say and think and see and feel with eyes closed; closing ones eyes laying down in dark; the gentle noiseless buzz of unimaginable light and matter; the calm motions throbing, of the fullest pleasure; the mesmerizing static; the dark light; that realm of pure spirit;

>>739349677

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VkBwNUDPDz

Help Me, Anon

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>>739349677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xiYRjeMQdK
Like "help me" >pic related or
"Help me" im getting overpowered

I have to skeddadle if you sniff my drift

>>739341300
wait wait wait

are you the revy anonymous from the threads

>>739349889
Are you the /fit/izen from earlier or someone else? Either way, kek

>>739349914
Youre getting overpowered

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>>739350025
N-no anon what would make you think that

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>>739349492
Well it has been entertaining OP. Thanks for the fun.
Some OC for you for your troubles

>>739350036

Naw.

Just helping a guy out, my dude.

>>739349953
Thanks for the prompts. Come back any time.. I might do these sorta-regularly

>>739350078
on second thought, probably not. that revy was cool because they were tough

>>739350216
I appreciate it. Honestly manly voices can fulfill some of the prompts a lot better.

>>739350278
if you do these regularly i'd be stoked

>>739350278
> it was a request

>>739350326

Just having fun.

Nobody wants a dude jumping in on their fantasy. Girly got a nice voice.

>>739341300
nice

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>>739350297
Hey go fuck yourself! I eat wood and shit coal. Im hard as fuck.
I just don't want any of the heat from those threads creeping here

>>739350454
Oh i actually replied to the wrong post
Was
>>739350133
I meant to reply that to. I did your request but re recorded it because i misspoke http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KnzIcoIEyX

>>739350577
There we go, you're the same. I won't tell a soul if you vocaroo me what you just said!

>>739350326
I could probably help with requests in later threads, my voice is kinda deep and I can make my voice sound super fucked up if someone requests it

>>739350577
please say "good job" in an innocent voice

>>739350761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dzALeCUIUA
I already mentioned it in passing kek

>>739350947
top kek

you have a good night revy anon, see you again sometime

>>739350771

Fight me cunt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AFaQqOj4KE

>>739350754
Nah, that wasn't my request. The only one I requested was the leeroy jenkins. I was the anon from the Alice thread.
Posted the pic to say my hats off to you lol.
Good thread OP but I need to abandon thread for some sleep. Maybe catch one of your threads another time

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>>739350842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eb2BwyYIDv
I sounded like one of those "YOU WON!" pop up ads
>>739351011
See you around! Take care
>>739350771
I always welcome other people to join in.. puts less pressure on me to put effort into every one. Ha

Sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard!

>>739351114
Oh yeah I replied to another anon meaning to reply to you
Good night, and cool hat

>>739351089
NOT THE CAT

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>>739351089
Damn inwas just offering

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>>739351089
Playing this @ my cat.
>>739351184
Woops low battery give me 10 mins and ill do this

>>739351347

Naw. Come back at me. Record on phone and upload.

ILu bruh

>>739351182
please say "it's brian" in a semi annoyed voice

>>739351449
Never used vocaroo, it might take a while but I'm trying

Say

>sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

you can't say it

>>739351575

Yeaaaah boiii

>>739351484

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dTkbvLIFX5

Who else would it be?

No bamboozles

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>>739351184
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyQ87kXBm
Eda seemed like a better fit for this

>>739351449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EX0GZYm53C
Bad mic quality because of phone case, ill remove it if you want me to record more

>>739351595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vWaC5YXz8A
I tried

>>739351484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ovmr1gdaWb

>>739351874
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyQ87kXBm
is it just me or does this link not work

>>739352151
Lemme fix it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyQ87kXBm7
I deleted the 7 by accident

>>739352044
my fucking sides

you tried

>>739351969

I laughed. Kek

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wobo6zpUAu

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>>739341300

>>739352216
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyQ87kXBm7
thanks you're the best :)

>>739352288
Came for the girl. Stayed for the guy. Story of my life.

>>739351969
>>739352288
Is there a fight between the cat yelling guy and a robot going on in my thread
/popcorn

>>739352402

Hop in, the pool is warm.

say "hey there daddio!" please and thanks

>>739341300
This is for my virgin friend. Pls deliver for me, Senpai.

"Devyn will be a virgin forever. Love, S."

>>739352510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09aZ4U5h1We

(scared) "No please, don't put me in the box! I'll be good, just please don't put me back in there!"

>>739352288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EuYdWaSYjI
Apparently my phone just has a bad mic, all of my headsets are usb though

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>>739341300
>O.R.M. FOR LIFE

thanks

>>739341300
k

>>739352638

Lol.

>>739352622

Dear Devyn

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sK0g7tVCBz

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>>739352612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0so5IUTRQW0
>>739352622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FcKLL8BaMj
>>739352699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Y5hrrrrmy

>>739341300
Nigger

>>739353012
No u
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WMYYrRFMer

can you say "You fucking soap bar!" like you're toxic in an online game

>>739352734

4 u. Correct the record

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RdwDdU09HS

Can you say #Nipples4Yipples

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>>739341300
i want to lick my mother clean from all the mess she's made
pic related

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>>739352829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I2MLm10kvy
Whats ORM?
>>739353259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y9MUfg2BXT
I want to call people a soap bar now

>>739341300
(Autistic screeching) (chuckle) (deep inhale) "SMOKE UP"

>>739353545
roll

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>>739353359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10dzUGdXP9y
>>739353343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eu91B81lN0

>>739353404
soap bar is up there with forehead in terms of my favourite insults
can you say "noo i'm good" in a sarcastic bitchy voice

>>739353194

Shocked.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v6pIcpNuc5

>>739353584
reroll

>>739353652
Brb bio also my cat is killing a frog and it sounds like a dying pokemon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PQFbuRT3Tf

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>>739353697
i need dubs

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>>739353762
dammit, rolling for this again
>>739353545

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>>739353819
reroll

>>739353696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1apXWg6zunP

>>739353868
:l

>>739353885
COME ON MOOT GIVE ME DUBS

>>739353318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xvp87AE59f
You kinda sound like you're impersonating Aaron from gg

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>>739353921
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL

>>739353965
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL

>>739353987
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL

>>739353954

No idea who that dude is.

He suck or nah?

>>739354012
>>739341300

OP can you throw me a bone here

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>>739353965
I want this hanging on my wall

>>739354055
>3
DUBS DUBS DUBS
OP please

>>739354055
I gotchyu fam. Let me run to the restroom before i start back up

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read this

>>739354050
He's kinda decent, danny is better from what I remember but he isn't the one who plays most of the time, but he's better than most of gg's right now

>>739354145
nice meme

"Just use your ults! Press Q you fucking foreheads!"

>>739341300
How many dicks can you fit in your anus?

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>>739354111

>>739353884

Racist?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JHynvAxACb

>>739353954

Appreshiate yu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kF9gkwP3c9

fresh monster memes. sry if it's a bit long

"Do you like it? Its mouth feels incredible, right? They're called familiars. Here's the thing with them, though, and I'm guessing you haven't noticed: their touch has a paralyzing effect.

Haha! Oh dear... you look like a fish out of water. You're probably figuring it out; this little guy won't stop until I pull it off you. Now, I know you get pretty sensitive, so you'd better try your hardest not to paint its mouth white. I'm going out for the night, so you just stay right there and keep it company till I'm back."

>>739354294

Family friendly q and a

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R5E4HnymDo

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>>739354198
I like Arin because I remember him as Egoraptor on Newgrounds.. GG has its moments but it's mostly good background noise
>>739353545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tqRkIlaCvF
>tfw i cant pig squeal any more
>>739354294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhsNagpJyY
>>739354389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kKuKzHhpwZ

>>739354291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NVf7trzKin

>>739354980
good enough
I'll do what I had in mind too

>>739355068
I tried to do it justice. I never know what [autistic screeching] sounds like in other people's heads

>>739354980

Grandma dropping the dale earnhardt reference.

>>739355194
Totally wasn't the only nascar driver who's name I could remember.
I grew up in the south, you'd think I would know this shit

>>739355176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s059UocgFUJY
I tried to emphasize the "SMOKE UP", that's why I wrote in in all caps.

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

"well, y'know, we tried." also just want to say this thread is awesome

>>739355289
I tried to shout it but i took an actual bong hit and it didnt.. work out

>>739355289

Lol. Quality

>>739355355
checked, and that's fine

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>>739354642
I will do this just let me give my ds another min to charge
>>739355352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ZeZLFCDzF
Glad you're enjoying it.
>>739355289
>outclassed

>>739343281
>Yes as long as it isnt a long ass script

"Cum on the floor and lick it up ! Lick it all up you little pervert !"

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>>739355546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SRB9Q0o1uO
>bully
>yes

>>739355525
>I will do this just let me give my ds another min to charge

getting spoiled by op that actually delivers.

Incidentally, how would you feel about reading loli incest?

"no need to blow a load all over your keyboard"

>>739355320

No idea on some of those words. I really feel close to Ken-Sama otherwise.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CxWxclsWH5

>>739355748
It depends on the subject matter. Loli/shotacon is only weird for me because my mother and aunts were all molested as kids. I can detatch myself from it but i feel like she'll just *know* some how

>>739355826
>>739355748

I'll do it.

>>739341300
that squish brah

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well, see you guys later. also. gonna play some PS2
(sharp inhale)
SMOKE UP
(sauce)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgbSsy2xl-s

>>739355993

Peace be with you my dude, go forth to love and serve some tight coos

>>739355993
Oh of course it was a PG thing
I missed the hype, only caught up after pink season

>>739355826
I mean, I write pretty fucked up shit, no question. If you don't want to read it, no prob.

Mother coaching loli:

"Uh oh! When daddy cums real fast like that, we have to punish him. C'mere, baby. Hold it tight so it doesn't get soft, and then play with the head. No, ignore the rest, just the head. There we go. See, he's already telling you to stop, which means it's working. Rougher. Don't worry, he can't stop you. We're gonna keep going until he's screaming - it's the only way he'll learn."

>>739356121

Man, this nigger dont want a dude with a deep voice to do it?

Fuck you then, paco.

You sound like an ex I had, can you please say "don't worry Erik everything is over but I will remember this for ever.." somehow sad or something, weird petition I now but it will help me a lot

>>739341300
are you straw-chan?

>>739356183
what? you're free to put your all into it, manly dude.

>>739356254

No fuck you.

;_;

I want to hear that one also.

>>739354642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ghg0oHKbMy
Sorry it took a bit. Enjoy!

>>739356247
I am not a chan and I do not wish to ever be.

can you just record a couple different laughs and giggles plz

>>739356216

I got u bb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gMTALLMPYb

This: When the sewer rat you're rationing for dinner takes a shit, and you realize you now have dessert as well.

>>739356343
THAT WAS SO GOOD FUCK

>>739356382
yeah, about that, Revy-chan...

>>739356467

No.

>>739355993
Guess ill have to fill in for him, if you dont mind my bad mic quality or my robot-ass sounding voice

xd

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My names Marc and I'm horny.

>>739356573

Not that dude, but I love that sexy robot voice bb. Fill the airwaves with hot streams, fat gobs of voice.

>>739341300
yosh!

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>>739356525
Oh goddamnit. I guess I am a pretty prolific Revy shitposter. Could be worse

>>739356382
Why are your image names so long? Is there a specific source that makes them so long?

a

>>739356491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wwz9G1q8vt

>>739355732
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SRB9Q0o1uO

Thank you !

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>>739356467
>>739356467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CWKex2l3kg

I can't believe I lost it. I lost it and it's gone. It's gone forever now. We are doomed...AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT! *sobs*

>>739356728
Yeah I just trawl around related images on google because I'm too lazy to make my own screen caps
I have a revy/BL fan art collection but it's on my PC.. in storage