3v3 battle. dubs decide participants and team names, after which

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>>739338890
this niggas team

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this nigga is ready for battle

>>739339008
reroll

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Team watermelon cat

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show me your moves

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>>739338890

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fuck it i'll do best posts unless we get a ton more

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>>739338890

>>739340526
team underground railroad

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team names are decided

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>>739338890
team trump

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>>739340707
for team gaylord

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>>739340707
gaylord

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>>739340707
team gaylord

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>>739340707
watermelon

>>739341802
>>739341841
>>739341891
>>739341925
reroll

>>739341952
reroll

>>739341979
off by one
>reroll

>>739342009
>reroll

>>739342043
>re-roll

>>739342072
reroll

>>739342072
no need for rerolling doing best/first

>>739342102
reroll

>>739342126
>reroll

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teams are decided.

now to decide moves/attacks. Team Gaylord starts.

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>>739342166
NAILED IT

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Team Watermelon Cat

>>739342206
pence bans all queers trannies

>>739342222
nice dubs

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>>739342222
member change because of quads!

>>739342414
bullshit who is pence going to hate now

>>739342414
mfw

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>>739342294
>>739342414
queer tranny is kicked off team and replaced with bojack feelsman

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>>739342579
>zapped

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>>739342206
Ayy Lmao! Use your anal probe on the transfaggot!

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>>739342712
transfaggot returns home after being kicked out by pence, only to suddenly get anal probed by ayy lmao! it's super effective!

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>>739342931
but they start to like it after a while...

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>>739343016
then her penis grows back

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>>739343016
It is now Team Watermelon Cat's turn

>>739343123
team watermelon cat makes mike pence suck transfaggots regrown dick

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>>739343360
Team Gaylord's turn

>>739343714
Also team Gaylord is allowed to bring in 1 ally to help them at some point since Team Watermelon cat was allowed to

>>739343714
team gaylord is all looking away from team watermelon so they lose a turn

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>>739343825
ok. team Watermelon Cat's turn

>>739343933
Electric shock therapy Pence for his Gay behavior

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>>739344068
Pence takes 10 damage. He's at 90hp.
Team Gaylord's turn

>>739344221
horsefeel is still wet from the pool and suffers electrical feedback

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>>739344325
OK Horsefeel is at 90 hp now too.

It is still Gaylord's turn, feedback doesn't count as action

>>739344493
watermelon cat tries to save horsefeel

>>739344602
nope. gaylord's turn

>>739344493
do my quads give me extra autismo powers?

>>739344732
ok then

trump is impeached and mike pence finally passes universal healthcare exempting only congress and himself. universal healthcare means all healthcare is out of pocket now and no one but the elite can afford treatment.

everyone takes ongoing damage, except pence

>>739344847
horseman's electrical connection gives him access to Pence's healthcare supply

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>>739344847
While Mike is signing healthcare the tranny cums and leaves.

Everyone besides Pence takes -5hp

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>>739345113
horsefeel uses the turn to get Pence's healthcare thru the connection. everyone else take -5hp.

It is Gaylord's turn again

>>739345401
Bury watermelon cat to grow more watermelon cats

>>739345485
Gaylord buried Watermelon cat in dirt.
Watermelon cat will suffocate soon but should make a litter of kittens.

Everyone loses 5 hp except Mike + Horsefeel

Team Watermelon Cat's turn

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>>739345754
oops forgot image

>>739345783
wallfreak waters watermelon cat to ensure LOTS of watermelon kittens

>>739345857
i mean i assume he has access to the plumbing back there

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>>739345857
Watermelon cat is dead but those watermelon vines are growing and the kittens will come soon

Team Gaylord's turn

>>739346143
mike pence spends the turn being mad about cumming kittens

old timey baseball guy throws a baseball, alien autopsy shoots a martian death ray at the remaining watermelons

>>739346143

Ayy with MASSIVE projectile shart onto himself

>>739346143
>>739346248
Horseman throws a beer to intercept martian laser

A wealthy businessman puts $500 on Team Gaylord. If Gaylord wins, his money is doubled. If gaylord loses, his money is sent to the cat's family.

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>>739346248
the baseball hits wallfreak, causing 20dmg.
All the kittens are insta-killed. RIP.

>>739346531
It is done, Watermelon Cat's parents will hopefully get something out of this tragedy.

>>739346651
It is now Team Watermelon Cat (RIP)'s turn

>>739346693
feelhorse goes into ragemode against AYY

A poor Mexican lady bets 6 cents and her two children, (both aged 7, one male one female. They are twins. ) on team watermelon
If watermelon wins her money is doubled and unspeakable things happen to her kids.
If Gaylord wins her kids are returned but she loses all her money and is sold into slavery.

>>739346651
give AYY rough anal probe with as many beer bottles that fit. and more. Go until he tears.

captain gaylord unleashes the big black cock on the horse

>>739346785
>>739346917
If dubs, Pence uses healthcare paper to deflect beer bottles.

>>739347024
Redo

>>739346785
Horsefeel attacks. Ayylmao takes 35dmg
Gaylord's turn

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>>739347184

>>739347184
not babe ruth takes a baseball bat to wallfreak

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>>739347100
Pence defends against Horsefeel and stops him hurting ayylmao any further

>>739347206
remind pence that universal health care is a Canadian thing. Canada has policies cucking themselves to allow people to sexually identify as whatever they want. This makes Pence a second-hand gay. Damage for rebound

>>739347457
also is the connection severed?

>>739347457
Wall freak should throw a brick at Pence dealing massive damage but losing Wall freak's defense permanently

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>>739347457
>>739347511

Mike Pence is educated by Horsefeel and loses 20hp from self hatred

The connection is not severed yet

Fuck porn this thread is where its at

>>739347690
realize that AYY is an illegal immigrant. Pence is faced with the choice to whether take more self loathing damage, or deport his ally.

Either choice will make me LMAO (get it)

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>>739347966
Pence, faced with the prospect of hating himself even more, attempts to deport AYY.

AYY has other plans though, and uses his hypno-ray to make Pence his domicile servant.

It is now Watermelon Cat (RIP)'s turn

>>739348284
Tell Pence AYY needs dick sucked. -5hp each turn of SUCC

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>>739348538
Horsefeel commands the hypnotized Pence to SUCC. The SUCCing is so intense AYY takes 5hp damage.

Now Gaylord's turn

>>739348898
just to show i'm actually keeping track
current HP
Gaylord Perry: 70
Ayy lmao: 35
Pence: 70
Watermelon Cat: 0
Holething: 50
Horsefeel: 85

>>739349461
Gaylord swings at Pence to try and stop hurting AYY with the SUCC

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>>739349555
nice trips.

Pence takes 30dmg from a vicious swing, and spits AYY's dick out. AYY thanks Gaylord.

Watermelon Cat team turn

>>739349961
Tell Pence its now gaylord's turn for SUCC

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>>739350260
Horsefeel continues to troll Pence and yells out for him to SUCC Gaylord.

Unfortunately for Pence, Gaylord is extremely thick, preventing Pence from doing his job properly and causing PENCE 5dmg per turn of SUCC

>>739350784
remove hypnotism

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>>739351224
Deciding that the hypnotism is more trouble than it's worth, AYY reverses his hypnotism ray.

Pence has no recollection of the day's events and is confused why he has cum in his mouth and Gaylord's cock in front of him

Watermelon cat Team's turn

>>739351635
Throw the watermelon kittens and mamma melon at Team Gaylord.

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>>739351899
Desperate, Wallfreak grabs their departed friend and her kittens and tosses them with everything they've got.

Watermelon cat's corpse hits Pence squarely in the jaw, dealing 30dmg and leaving him with just 5hp.

Gaylord and AYY are both hit by kittens and take 10dmg each.

Gaylord's turn

>>739352391
Pence spits the collection of alien and baseball semen in his mouth at team Watermelon cat

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>>739352391

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>>739352556
Disgusted and suffering from severe head trauma, Pence spits out a glob of alien and baseballman semen at Horsefeel.

Horsefeel takes a huge amount of cum to his face and torso, causing him shock and discomfort, 10dmg.

Splash damage hits wallfreak, causing 5dmg.

Watermelon Cat's turn

>>739352964
post remaining health

>>739353116
current HP
Gaylord Perry: 60
Ayy lmao: 25
Pence: 5
Watermelon Cat: 0
Wallfreak: 45
Horsefeel: 75

>>739352964
Hole freak throws broken wall pieces at Ayy in the hopes to build a wall around him and damage him

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>>739353577
Wallfreak starts throwing scattered pieces, even breaking off more from its wall when it runs out. Two pieces hit AYY in the head and dick, causing 10dmg each. A pile starts to form around AYY.

AYY has 5hp remaining.

Gaylord's turn

>>739353970
gaylord throws his bat as hard as he can at the wall

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>>739354397
Gaylord's plan backfires quite a bit, and a piece of debris is hit by the bat into AYY's chest, killing him. RIP AYY.

Thankfully, none of the debris is hit near Pence.

Wall freak is hit by a piece in the cheek, taking 10dmg.

Horsefeel is hit in the forehead, taking 25dmg.

>>739355031
Horsefeel chugs a beer to numb the pain, then charges at gaylord with the bottle

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>>739355294
In his drunken rage, Horsefeel smashed his bottle and stabs Gaylord square in the face, destroying his lips and part of his nose. Gaylord takes a whopping 40 Damage.

Team Gaylord's turn

>>739355747
Pence swings his gay flag at an undefended wallfreak

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>>739355961
Still confused as hell and barely clinging on to some of his higher brain functions, VP Mike Pence quickly stumbles towards the first vaguely homosexual creature he sees, ironically hitting it with a symbol of gay pride.

Wall freak takes 20dmg from this hit to the head.

Team Watermelon's turn

>>739356472
Horseman destroys the healthcare bill, putting pence and his associates into serious financial issue

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>>739356634
Horsefeel, stepping away from a bloody Gaylord, pulls out a match and sets the healthcare bill ablaze, it quickly starts burning to a crisp. Pence was too busy beating Wallfreak to notice, but he is sure to suffer in the longterm.

>>739356963
the beating continues

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>>739357141
Pence hits wallfreak with the flag again, this time caving Wallfreak's skull in and instantly killing it. All that stands between team Gaylord and victory is Bojack Feelsman, a tough opponent indeed...

>>739357370
casting the burnt document onto gaylord, Horseman stand over the body of Ayy on a pile of rubble, as the scorch-marked, bloody, dented, and semen-covered Pence looks back, standing over a watermelon patch of dead kittens

The end of the fight is nigh

>>739357370
oh shit here we go

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>>739357692
Indeed, the tension between Pence and Horsefeel is palpable. In another life, they may have been allies. But here the stakes are far too high.

Gaylord clutches the burnt document and looks on. This is history in the making.

It is Pence/Gaylord's turn.

>>739358302
gaylord can only watch through bloodshot eyes as pence charges straight at Horseman, wielding a very small chunk of wall freak's wall

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>>739358500
Before Gaylord and God Himself, Pence bounds towards Horsefeel, crying for the dignity he sees Horsefeel as having destroyed. He stabs his shard in Horsefeel's head, creating another wound right next to his previous one.

Horsefeel takes 35dmg

Horsefeel is somehow still alive, and staggers backward. This is his last chance. Otherwise, he's surely dead.

>>739358932
When gaylord broke the wall around ayy, he left his baseball bat lying there. Through the blood dripping into his eyes, Horseman retrieves the bat.

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>>739359182
Gaylord gasps in horror as Pence's skull is caved in by his own bat. Bojack hardly notices as he forcefully pulls Gaylord's bat out of the crater it put in Pence's head.

The King is Dead.

>>739359669
there is nothing that can be done to stop Horseman. this battle is over.

>>739359669
post the health of each

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>>739359669

>>739359835
Gaylord Perry is at 60hp
Bojack Feelsman is down to 15hp

>>739359669
gaylord attempts to seize the bat

find a way to wrap this up!!! this is too good to not be finished!

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>>739360610
Gaylord and Feelsman are struggling over the bat

>>739361011
OP decides winrar

>>739361011
find some magical maguffin to win the fight

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>>739361074
As they struggle, Gaylord can feel his grip on his bat loosening. Despite being far less injured than Feelsman, he is no match for the horse's strength.

As he pulls the bat away, Boajack Feelsman leans in towards Gaylord and whispers "How's it feel, man?"

Before he can answer, Bojack brings down the bat and puts an end to Gaylord Perry, who, bloody and misshapen, falls to the ground

After a long period of heavy breathing, Bojack drunkenly raises his fist in the air in victory.

>>739361515
shit. that was epic.

>>739361515
PLEASE hold on to these images for generations to come. btw my money was on team gaylord so fuck

>>739361515
good job op

mfw i bet on gaylord to win and instead they got negan'd

>>739361515
someone post this to leddit

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The Winner Is Team Watermelon Cat

Thanks everybody for contributing to a fun game. I might do another one of these sometime. Most fun on 4chan I've had in a while.

>>739361650
Don't worry I got all the images. Don't know where I'll ever post em.

>>739361709
gtfo

>>739361726
Can't stump the quads