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>>739336066
WINRAR

Rolling for damon to request alliance with china

>>739336066
Nazi Jewrmany has a literal and figurative schism half its land breaks off and floats into the ocean, horizontally as the country divides into two different nation states vertically.

>>739336180
reroll

Nazis nuke, then invade the other continent

>>739336199
WINRAR

>>739335077
WINRAR

>>739336199
Winrar.jar

>>739336199
WINRAR

>>739336066
CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW
CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW
CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW CHINA FUCKING NOW

>>739336234
reroll once again
the gods look down upon me with pity

>>739336066
Nazi Jewrmany annexes Testiculania

HEIL HITLERENSTEIN

>>739336277
Confirmed.win

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rrrreeeeee rolling steve jobs race from last thread

>>739336277
win.rar
Also in case this gets dubs the chinese nuke the cephalopods

>>739336361
roll

>>739336361
Jobs didn't come up with that quote

>>739336066
CHINA IS GONE BUT THEIR NUKES ARE STILL THERE
THE CHINESE NUKES SELF DESTRUCT AS THE CHINESE ARE DEAD AND CANNOT MAINTAIN THEM NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
XOXO CHINA

Nazis declare Final Solution to the Damon Albarn problem

>>739336066
Testiland's imagination web connect with the other land's internet

>>739336479
Nazis capture Chinese nukes.

China develops severe suicide rate due to working conditions and loneliness

Balls are getting dry down south and they look to Damon and his magnificent balls sucking powers for further knowlege

>>739336180
Rerolling

China opens up 4chan and starts a civilization thread on /b/

>>739336554

Reroll

Nazis reunify nation with help from testiland and a few good Aryan women

>>739336621
you can't reroll. also, nazis betray cephalopods with nukes

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Nazi Germany separates creating "New Germany" and "Nazi Germany". Allies fall apart, conflicted who to ally with. Damon gets more land.

Hitler's mustach become fashion for testicles

>>739336554
Claiming Chinknukes for the Rabbi!

>>739336618
Rolling for damon to attack testiland by releasing a really bad album exclusive to testiland

>>739336731
cephalopods attack kangz

>>739336731
Testicle allies with cephopods (tentacles feels great on testicles)

>>739336720
I mean you're the only person who has called me out for rerolling so i'm assuming it's allowed

>>739336888
WINRAR

cephalopods Colonize the rest of their island

>>739336888
>>739336788

WINRAR

>>739336731
NAZI GERMANY REUNIFIED WITH NEW GERMANY
ONE SHEKEL, ONE REICH, ONE FUHRER

>>739336888
WINRAWR

>>739336807
roll

Chinese are too tired of squinting, gov't issues
prescription glasses to every citizen allowing for new inventors and ideas to come through. A golden age rolls into the Chinese Republic People's Republic of China. Jew-Germany doesn't like this which incidentally causes an interregnum in the Chinese gov't.

If too hard to follow: China is now a leaderless anarchy

>>739336966
W I N R A R

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Nazi Germany takes China's old nukes.

New Germany has no leader, dubs decide who it is.

Testicles and Squids ally. Sexual combination

Floating Nazis land on Damon Albarn's shores, declare Final Solution for his shitty music.

>>739337012
NON WINRAR!

Rolling for damon to release another crap album and spend the profits on weapon factories and slaves

>>739336948
I'm the guy who rolled dubs to get them to separate, now I support the cause of Pan-Germanism!

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>>739337005
Rolling

>>739337141
jesus fucking christ can i get atleast 1 dubs today
(this is a roll)

Touhoufags conquer the entirety of the eastern continent

>>739337113
Voting Anne frank, leader for new Germany

Kaiser Wilhelm II leader of new Germany

>>739337113
Jewish infiltration takes over new Germany for Nazis again.

>>739337196
reroll.

>>739337193
reroll

>>739337174
Calling all dubs, calling all dubs

>>739336427
Re-Rolling 5%of the population are this guy here and go around explaining everything, (in actual fact this 5% are the secret reason anyone gets anything done at all)

>>739337204

Reroll

Auto von Jizzmark, the giant Sperm-Baron of Germany

>>739337113
Donald Duck for leader of New Germany.

>>739337113
the Testisquid alliance mindfuck the bomb stealing cargo into delivering them the bomb instead of nazi germany

Rolling for china to nuke the damon empire, effectively killing him and turning the whole land into a desolate radioactive wasteland

>>739337118
Rolling
Fuck Blur, Fuck Gorillaz, and fuck Albarnism

>>739337355
>>739337333
Oh shit, who leads where?

>>739337368
nigger give dubs

>>739337355
best used winrar yet !

>>739337333

WINRAWR

>>739337428
>>739337333
>>739337493
trips aint dubs
>As well, no re-rolls

Nazi Jews infiltrate Damon Albarn, take him over.

>>739337113
Rolling for Bill gates for Prez, fuck Steve Jobs

>>739337113
Testicles and cephopod gather so well sexualy that all testiland move on cephopod island and they make one sex devoted people

>>739337440
If you wrote "nigger" 4 more times, you would have had those dubs

Damon Empire is now run by Matt Damon

>>739337526

Nigger

Nazis take over Gyptians
YOU ARE SLAVES N-SHEEEIIITTT

>>739337633
Winrar

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SURPRISE MOTHERFUCK
CHINA WAKE UP AND NUKE EVERYONE
FUCK THE ROUND EYE CHINA NUMBER ONE

Testiland and Cephopod try to remain neutral as they expand on their respective continent

>>739337633
It wasn't in the first place? I thought Matt Damon was the king already. In any case, WINRAR

Nazis engage in friendly relations with Cephalopod/Testicularian Union
This pleases the Aryan Women

Rolling for Diarrhoea plague

>>739337936
Eh, I think the leader's face should look *more* like Matt Damon

Testiland get new germany trough a mind puppet

>>739337867
Nazis nuke chinks again, declare Final solution for Chinese problem
World cheers

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>>739337867
lol false.

Damon Empire is now runned by Matt Damon.

New Germany is being runned by Dolan Duck.

Also borders expand.

I'm OP by the way.

>>739338033
And so it must

>>739337260
roll roll roll

>>739338132
fuck rrrrroooolllllll

>>739338069
Matt Damon goes to mars, gets marooned, his empire goes bankrupt trying to save him

>>739337867
Nazi Jewrmany call in loans on Chinese empire
chinks, bankrupt, are enslaved in "work" camps
Arbeit Macht Shekels, Chinkfags

>>739338069
OP coming to the rescue!

Testicles sell half their land to each nation for all the lions in the known world

>>739338069
Matt Damon starts growing potatoes, and makes a 90-day travel ban on the Irish.

Testeople of Testilands all concentrate and make a meteor fall on a civilisation free space, showing they don't need bomb. Having no eyes they don't realize the gigantic dust cloud it make

>>739338247
I see where you got your Inspiration from...Interstellar

>>739338299
>all the lions in the known world
O shit

also, WINRAR

>>739338069
nazi germany is overtaken by feminists to become the non-patriarchal people's collective of trigglypuff

>>739338299
Win.rar

>>739338069
Nazis declare Final Solution for The Ocean problem. Thousands of square miles of land is exposed, linking all the islands.

>>739338299
WINRAR

then they use their telepathic power to raise their lion mind and make an army of clever feline soldiers

>>739338448
Dis gon b guuuud!

matt damon is replaced by donald trump's ass so the world with have a north ass and a south ass

>>739338299
das a good trade nigguh

jews steal the nazi empire, turning it into greater israel

>>739338525
Rolling

If this becomes true, black people in the North must own white people from the South

a new, big black dick-shaped island rises from the sea

Cephopods expand underwater and claim their superiority over the sea

>>739338525
rolling to bring balance to the asses

>>739338453
Rabbi Hiterenstein declares SJWs are being anti-Semitic and cuts off their shekels.
SJWs kill themseves.

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Testicle people sell some of their land to all the nations in the world for all the lions in the world. Also New Germany grows more borders.

>>739338688
WINRAR

>>739338721
The Damon Empire begins domesticating horses.

New Germany discovers Doner Kebab, re-igniting tensions and shit but improving export

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GAME OVER

>>739338799

Winrar

>>739338721
Nazis reunify with New Germany, declare war on shitty Matt Damon movies

Testicles uses the lion to get their land back
suck it !

>>739338721
Nazis enslave remaining chinks, who row their country over to Damon Empire.

outside units sail in form a land called pestilence bringing terminal disease to the eastern side of the Damon island.

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New Germany finds about Doner Kebab. Tensions are re-ignited, but export is fantastic!

>>739338806
Also stop trying, China sucks a lot of dong :v

>>739339023
you missed a WINRAR >>739338525

>>739338721
In answer to the nex germany expansion Testicles and Cephopods unify their science to create a giant fucked up monster (Inside like) with all the lions in order to claim the western continent

>>739339023

Tom hanks overthrows Matt Damon and has him sentenced to 100 years of shitty movie characters

>>739339133
>>739339023
fuck I meant >>739338688 , but got a WINRAR >>739339133

>>739339133
No I didn't. Re-rolls do not count.

Unless if somebody says the same thing except without a re-roll, then okay.

A north ass rises from the sea to bring balance against the south ass

>>739339023
Cephalapods start a Space Program with squid-shaped rockets, to search for their origins on Titan, the largest moon of Saturn.

>>739339023
Dolan Duck enjoys Pad Thai with Matt Damon.
Political relations with The People's Republic of Matt Damon and Duck's half of Germany improve.

>>739339023
The Fire Nation attacks the Gyptian Kangdom.

>>739339023

Dolan Duck caught in sex scandal, resigns his post

A tsunami of daddy's cummies devestates the cephalopod empire

Everything changes, but the Fire Nation didn't attack

>>739339023
woo, kebab...time for it to die!

Roling: Nazi Germany decided to remove kebab and put it in special camp so they can concentrate on it.

>>739339023
Testiland create a mind virus that make people want to gather together. Soon the cities of New Germany are overflowed by people while the land is left without peasant to work it... Slowly New Germany lose domain over the Westeren Continent

Walt disney returns from the dead to lead his people, causing donald duck to relinquish his throne to the returned creator god

People go back in time to kill the first Chink

Half of China's population die off

>>739339023

Testes develop cure for feline aids, increasing the number of lions they have 10 fold

Nazi Jewrmany invents Tendies
New Germany reunited with Nazis.

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>>739339023
the 'Gyptian Kangdom invades Damon Empire
and we also built pee-rah-mids n' sheeit nigga

The Cock Lords fuck their way out of the north pole, ready to fuck the globe into submission

>>739339588
Winrar & what the hell are tendies?

>>739339588

Winrar

>>739339588
WINRAR

If the china person is still in here, he can be reincarnated into Japan if he is not a big nigger, and if he wanted to as well.

>>739339651
I guess just chicken nuggets.

>>739339651

chicken tendies you newfag

Cephopods summon some profund elders to help them gain full supremacy over the sea

Matt Damon enslaves Gyppos.
WE WUZ SLAVES N...SHEEEEIIIIT

>>739339588
WINRAR, The tendies were poisoned and a ploy to destroy the nazis.

>>739339651
get out newfag

outside race sails in to cephopod island and becomes knowns as the keks, taking unclaimed land. remains neutral with cephopods

>>739339651
>being this much of a newfag

>>739339755
Nazis give poison tendies to Gyptians

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>>739339023
can you replace the kangdom's face with this face

>>739339755
WINRAR, the treachery tears apart the germanies once again into a fragmented patchwork of civil war

>>739339929
Looks like Luke Cage

>>739340016
get out normie

A plague is cast upon the eastern continents.
The Western gov'ts are contracted to fuck one another's brains out to repopulate the Earth

In response of the New Gemany expansion, Testiland move to Cephopod Island

>>739339023

Feline aids spreads throughout the lion population, half die

>>739340016
seriously who?

The Nazi Empire reunites! Donald Duck is Jetler's right-hand man. Also tendies are so popular, every citizen in Nazi Germany eats them! But they're poisoned.

Soon, the Nazi Empire will disappear unless if dubs stop the death!

liquid memes are discovered by testiland scientists

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>>739340219

>>739340199
>wasted dubs

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>>739340245
Damon gets BLACKED by the 'Gyptian Empire

>>739340245
The poisoned tendies are discovered, causing the united germany to break into civil war