You awaken in the woods below a beam of light passing through

>>739323942
My name is niggerfaggot and I choose to look around

>>739323942
My name is OpIsFag
and I eat the rock to my right

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>>739324529
Well no one else is posting, so..
You look around and spot a stick, a rock, and a lot of grass.
(Your name can't be recalled until dubs)

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>>739324731
start a fire.

My name is niggerfaggot I want to use the rock to bash my skull in

>>739324731
>>739323942
How the fuck does this work OP? Dubs decides or what?

Also, if dubs put the stick into asshole.

>>739324731
Look around

>>739324812
reroll.

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>>739324812
First best post doing this unless dubs happen
+1 warmth
+1 survival skills

I literally shit an entire brick.

>>739325286
Go explore the area, bring a torch with me

>>739325288
WINRAR

>>739325288
yesssss.

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>>739325288
You make a hard and strenuous effort, but you didn't eat mortar for breakfast.

Im hearing a lot of "explore the area." That what the people want next?

>>739325649
nigger

>>739325649
OP you're a fucking hack. Draw the fucking brick you cumslurp.

>>739325781
>>739325703
>>739324529
Summer's here, edge is in the air

>>739325649
make a larger fire.

>>739325893
Illustrator crashed give me a sec

>>739326310
no bob prob.

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>>739325893
>>739326525
Shit! That got out of hand REALLY fast. You better get out of there before the trees catch.
What do you do next?
+1 survival

INVENTORY
>Torch
>Stick
>Rock

>>739325864
t. Redditor

>>739326724
Throw entire inventory into the fire

>>739326724
Chat with the fire.

Fuck the fire

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>>739326980
>>739326914
You offer the fire your inventory, It consumes the sticks but doesn't do much with the rock.
It responds with some crackles.

INVENTORY
>Empty

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>>739327356
This is going well.
Try and romance the fire.

>>739327356
Run bitch

>>739323942
>>/qst/

>>739327614
This guy does have a point...
Thread move?

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>>739327555
Well I cant deny trips.
You escape the forest to find yourself in a large grassy plane
"Hello there Citizen! Lovely day is it not?"

Inventory:
>empty

>>739327614
I hear you but B has a larger audience and more interesting feedback

>>739327850
Eat the man's head and steal the sword

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>>739327850
I hope the fire finds a loving family.
Ask the knight to help you make a fire.

>>739327850
climb on the the guys back and become a backpack.

>>739327356
Offer fire air, oxygen is necessary for flames and flames = gud

>>739328383
It is to late, we have left are fiery friend.

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>>739328357
>>739328093
>>739328218
You approach the Knight when
>Scripted event
"OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?!" Im the mother fuckin DARK KNIGHT bro, And I'm here to chug ale and fuck shit UP. You ain't one of those royal army fags are you? aaaare you??"

Better think fast this dude looks serious (He's got two swords!)

>>739328514
nooo ;(

>>739328739
Go back to the fire

>>739328739
>
take off ur pants in front of the knight start to piss

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>>739329036
this guy knows whats going on.

>>739328739
Yell LEEEROOOOOYYYY JEEEENNKKIIIINSSS and say that you are the old legend Leeroy Jenkins

>>739328739
Eat him. Whole. Unhinge your jaw and eat him.

>>739329266
welp winner.

>>739329311
huh, well i'll be.

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>>739329204
Did anybody say... PYRO!!!!

>>739329380
Hey i posted that reply!

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>>739329266
"Shit bro okay, okay" He says as he puts away his swords. "Didnt know you were fuckin metal like that. What are you doing out here?"

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>>739329415
You know it!

>>739329598
Grab sword and lop off his head

>>739329598
Say everyone on the world thinks that i am only a hearthstone card with no backstory.

Poke my eye with a stick

>>739329598
"Trying to start fires."
then start making a fire.

>>739323942
I am bakin

>>739329598
OP I like your drawing.

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>>739329701
Get lost spidey!

>>739329598
invite him to see your fire

>>739329952
Thanks ive done a few of these. Theres a whole world of towns and castles and mountains if you guys can hurry up and explore it

Rules by the way:
First best post wins
Otherwise, Post with most votes
Dubs beat all
Trips beat dubs
Etc

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>>739330088
OP you heard it, set fire to everything.

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>>739330088
"Okay! Okay! I'm leaving. Sorry man. jesus."
The dark knight leaves. Now what?

>>739330303
run to the mountains.

>>739329598
I'm here to commit autofellatio and chew bubblegum
And I'm all out of gum...

>>739330482
Rolling for this

>>739330303
>>739330376
But first take the dead knights stuff, and then bless and bury him.

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>>739330482
Ok i know fellatio but have no idea about autofellation plz help?

>>739330599
sucking your own ding dang.

>>739330599
Autofellatio is sucking your own dick

And thanks for the dubs

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>>739330569
>>739330376
You pack up and head onwards, but are stopped by a beautiful maiden leaning against a tree
"Hey big boy. Something I can help you with?"

+Karma for blessing
+armor bonus for armor

Inventory:
>Sword

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>>739330303
Pray god for drugs hoping weedus would come.

>>739330746
No thanks, I'm OP. I'm a colossal faggot

Also rolling for >>739330482

>>739330746
Ask why she is lacking clothes

>>739330746
STAY AWAY ITS A NYMPH!!!!

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>>739330875
This guy is using her as bait

>>739330922
Glorious

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The character thus far:
They are the the old legend Leroy Jenkins, whom is a holy knight, and also a pyro.

>>739331104
"Meme"ish jew..... I thought i would never see those fuckers out of cheesespin. Wow... Just wow...

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>>739330922
"KEEP YOUR DISTANCE WENCH"
But she draws nearer! her piercing gaze is almost hypnotizing...

>>739331279
RUN LEROY! RUN!

>>739331279
I is pyro i can burn her.
(protip:burn her)