Vocaroo thread. I'll read anything that gets dubs.. or

>>739298101
Op is a faggot.

>>739298380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZiG8S8CQ3S

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Could you maybe describe what perverted things you would do with these shota boys? But be as detailed and dirty as possible. Only if you feel comfortable.

>>739298612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0gJmMSSuh
MODS
Really mot my cup of tea at all.

>>739298755
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0gJmMSSuh

>calling Mods on shota/loli hentai

I understand and respect the fact that this is not your cup of tea. But are you this much of a newfag, to do such a thing?

I hate fucking niggers, they all smell bad, steal and can't make a living. Fuck allahu akbars as well, fucking dirty ragheads would only detonate themselves all the time. Someone just fucking nuke those fagslim countries, cut them down.

Also Revy is bae.

>>739298899
I just don't like toddlercon and I've seen it get removed before. I was memeing, though. Do what you want.

>>739298101

Can you say: Roy is a faggot

>>739298993

Even if we would consider my pic toddlercon, I have yet to see the day where toddlercon was removed. But okay, have a good one.

>>739298101
Aye nigga, u ever poopsmoked butthash aye? aye gets u high as shit nikka

it's da good shiet nikka

Hello you must be my patient for today.

Let's start the examination.

Please pull down your pants and let me have a closer look.

Oh wow I have never seen an uncut one before. Is it true that they collect smegma.

*sniffing*

*moaning* Oh yes. That delicious cheesy gold i have been looking for.

*licking and sucking noises*

*moaning* Oh it tastes so good.

(talk as if a dick was in your mouth)
Never wash your dick ever again. Do you understand? You are now my personal dick cheese slave.

(talk normal again)
Now pull up your pants. Your next appointment will be in june. And remember what I said. Don't wash your dick.

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>>739298959
God damn it. I always end up with a bunch of voice recordings of me saying "fuck niggers" whenever I do these threads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JSe24K64rD

OP here. Trying to find out a creative solution for longer prompts. Keep rolling for a minute

>>739299345

Ok understandable, have a great day

>>739299473
aye faggot, i got me dubs here
>>739299200
DO EET

Are you afraid that someone will rape you un México?

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>>739299200
Sorry man i figured it out
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RaUzlOtcr7

>>739299261
rr

>>739299968
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RaUzlOtcr7
are you a gril?

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>>739299261
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dtI7t4TkeJ
Gomen i couldnt keep my cool

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RoLL

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

>>739300066
Obviously

>>739300205
No problem. At least you managed to do it.

>>739299057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uzrwf1u13a

>>739300231
vocaroo my fullhouse, niggerfaggot

>>739300383
It was actually fun to do. Feel free to post more retarded shit
Shorter prompts get faster responses until the thread picks up

>>739300422
Double Dubs, bitches

>>739299862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uEmZx7LtqZ

>>739300467
>not even double dubs

>>739300422
Where is your post? I thought I got all of them

>>739300617
i said full house you double niggerfaggot
>>739300066
>00066
fucked around and got a triple double

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I love you angel, please don't kill yourself and get into college, I'm sorry your best friend died, but you have to let go, don't kill yourself please, please! Don't =(

>>739298101
Hey faggot wanna stick your tongue up my asshole?

>>739300601
he meant that i got dubs back to back you stupid faggotass cuntflaps

Hey OP,

excited for this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4y7UK4nqnQ

>>739298101

There once was a man from Nantuckett
Who had a dick so long he could suck it
He wiped off his chin
And said with a grin:
"If my ear was an asshole,
I'd fuck it."

>>739300221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N6aBfYNiyE

Are you a femanon, OP?

You sounds like my sister, and I could not be more erect

>>739300066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZakM6nwOlk

OP, say

'We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.'

>>739300804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eTSUW4rpXg

>>739301062
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZakM6nwOlk
based OP is based

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>>739300871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10g6zeAYOxW

I like interracial porn, do you like interracial porn?

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>>739301060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DudiYvtrli

>>739300897
Played like a damn fiddle.

>W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!
>Better l-late than never!

>Do you need a kind word? A helping hand? >Some help with your medication and perspective on life?

>Come s-sit down and h-have some tea with me.
>Don't s-suffer in s-silence Anonymous; I'm right h-here rooting for you!

Take this and lewdify it as much as possible. Be as perverted as you can.

>>739300857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kwXQS8F5Bz

kfc and watermelon. Kfc manager. Dodge charger. Kool aid. Food stamps. TriHard

>>739301185
Awwwww fuck thanks

Can you try to speak spanish?

Say this "cuando el sabio señala a la luna, el necio mira el dedo"

Or if you can't just anything in Spanish will do also thanks from Argentina

>>739301439
Shit, that is not what I expected. Well done

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>>739300832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12pF28wWGcd

>>739301439
kek

>>739301660
OP where ya from?

>>739301502
Oh shit how did I forget Kaz's monologue
Im a cuck loser. I think I blocked out most of MGS5 to cope with the kojima fallout

Can you try to do one of those weird anime girl voices?

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Quick logdown:

-Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
-His anus is In contact with your lips
-Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures
-Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth
-said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities
-They own Nano-log R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Logdabots inside you right now
-He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit
-Nation states entrust their log reserves with him.
-In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat

>>739300897
Its metal gear solid V

>>739301140
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pKeYOhEKRW

OP DO THIS ONE:
niggers townje my anus dry

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>>739301331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DnSBxmeh2o

>>739301891
Fucking nailed it. I'll be fapping to that one tonight, before cumming on my statue of Hitler

"it's time to kick bubble gum and chew ass....and I'm all out of ass."

-dick kickem

>>739301836
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13U8WII8hkd

>>739301952
what part of the US are you from?

>>739302090
Florida, actually.
I am trying to torch some mosquitos while my ds charges for the longer prompts.

>>739302133
ohhh thought you sounded like some girl i knew from AZ my mistake

"it's time to kick bubble gum and chew ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum"

-dick kickem

>>739302056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11QY2ZTPbw2

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>>739302210
Fuck off with that shit.

>>739298101
Sing the rickroll song

>>739301531
I.. get dubs.

>>739301531
roll

>>739298101
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

>>739301531
reroll

>>739301531
rollerion

>>739301531
come on

Hey OP, can you do like some sexy moaning? Just wondering XD

>>739301621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QB48x4PCBc
>>739301637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xOXT55kTDV

>>739301531

Say "Nice going Yugi!" in a shitty Brooklyn accent

>>739302624
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IndyVEZ8ej

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>>739301531
rollerino

>>739301912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wiCB6Qo7bU

>>739301531
get rollin

>>739301531
get

Can op moan?

>>739301531
have my dubs

>>739302414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZtKo3CdZLc

"y me is ie i. I'm 33 es l. y use is in he thest etin f ih, here ll he illas e, nd I m t rried. I rk s n emlyee fr he e u deartent res, nd I et me eery dy y 8 M t he les. I dn't sme, ut I illy rink. I'm in ed y 11 M, nd ke ure I et eigh urs of leep, tter ht. fter ving lss of rm ilk nd ing ut wenty inutes of reches ere ing t ed, I uually ve n rlems leeping unil ring. ust ike y, I ke u withu ay figue r ress in he ring. I s ld here ere n iues t y st eck-up. I'm tryI t exlin ht I'm ern wh ihes t ive ery quie lie. I ke re nt rule yelf ith ny eeies, ike inning n sing, ht uld use e se leep t ight. ht is w I el ith iety, nd I nw ht is ht rings e iess. lugh, if I ere ight I uldn't se yne."

>>739302846
I dont see em

>>739301531
roll

>>739298101
we must treat Tweak and Craig with the...HIGHEST HONOR!

GAMBAROOOOO, IRASHAI!

My ambition is handicapped by lazyness.

...what is he searching for? Perhaps he searches for his destiny. Perhaps his destiny is to search.?

a human being is never what he is but the self he seeks

We accept the love we believe we deserve.

And what you said is when a wise person looks at the moon the fool looks at the finger.


Also can you say at the top of your lungs LET IT RIP FAGGOT!
>>739302545

>>739301531
rolling

>>739301531

>>739301531
rr

>>739302812
Rollllll for moan

>>739301531
rollerion

>>739301829
Pls do this OP

>>739302812
>this

>>739302540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zukSwq3Fkd

>>739301531
rollerino

Afk 5 mins

>>739302892
Markov chains?

>>739303117
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zukSwq3Fkd
thx OP
maybe try with your mouth closed

>>739301531
le roll

>>739303300
>double dubs

>>739303243
Agreed, try again OP you got this

Can you post a pic of your mouth and lips, nothing else

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"I want you to take a shit on my chest and then fuck me raw"

Say that and I'll be sitting here hoping someone comes in to that little utility room of yours and everything becomes weird and uncomfortable.

>>739302540
>>739303117
>>739303243
>>739303443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uGzH5ZDQfs

>>739302892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0spBj20JqJn

>>739303686
Mikkel Hoj is a faggot

>>739303686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aPkZuN1MRR

>>739303789
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ktYto6NLv2

>>739303789
Fucking kek

>>739303686
I told my mom I was voice acting awful shit on the internet. It would be less awkward and more "i am disappoint"

>>739303231
Nah

>>739298101
"Im a pathetic lonely uggo girl pay me some attention pls"

>>739304023
Do this one pls op

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>>739303789
This is amazing give me a moment to give it proper homage

>>739303074
Roolll

Op, moan with your mouth closed for us

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>>739303997
Well that is a shame.

>>739304023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16yVRWGFnl5
>>739304095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0POTb7oPeqG

>>739304226
Okay okay let my DS charge so I can go back to my den of shame

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>>739304268

you got a hot voice urhgmm

>>739304259
I love you, anon

>>739304592
Then you're easily pleased. You're a catch to anyone.

>>739304518
>>739304592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10vAJmTdaiy

>>739303789
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uGzH5ZDQfs
top kek

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>>739302920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wynizLDgtG
Getting some out sorry for delay

>>739304714
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10vAJmTdaiy
well you didn't hear wrong

it has it's moments though, that's why we're here

>>739305023

ANIME VOICE

>>739302924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GXrRgWAzp6

SK gaming are a bunch of favela monkeys

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>>739304714
>You know, I've never actually been to this, uhhh, this forum before...
Nigga this aint a forum.

>>739301531
>>W-welcome to Therapy Tea with Alice3D!
>>Better l-late than never!
>>Do you need a kind word? A helping hand? >Some help with your medication and perspective on life?
>>Come s-sit down and h-have some tea with me.
>>Don't s-suffer in s-silence Anonymous; I'm right h-here rooting for you!

Take this and lewdify it as much as possible. Be as perverted as you can.

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>>739303686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oWPJVI9Nab

>>739304023
>>739304023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dnPmc71R0p

>>739305107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s133qP2YvuQM

>>739305226
You sure? It let me register an account with my social security number like most forums do.

>>739303842
It's a copypasta but with shit taken out of it

>>739303243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NifPyxskTp

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>>739305255
... Yeah, now I can imagine Revy saying this.

(_)_):::::::::::D~~~~appreciation~~~~

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>>739305370
Oh shit, you're right. It turns out that I'm the newfag. Fuck.

>>739305637
Two different pitches repeated once each.

4/10 - Try harder.

Make fun of my small dick and treat like it is a small cute animal.

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>>739305107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sbZNv8dYFX

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Is OP a nigger and, if not, what colour hair do you have?

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>>739305880
Nigga I didn't promise quality.
Show me some dubs

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>>739305178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z9Zu7Fttmf
>>739306031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vt06SE1vSa
>>739306097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AioUHMusPe

>>739306487
Bet you would dip someone's dick in butter before going down on it you fat slob.

>>739305880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QG4r8fAg9U

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>>739306654
If it was a shrimp dick maybe

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"So what if I eat my own semen? It's sexually gratifying and I've learned to love the taste. It's like the harder I cum, the more I get to enjoy the hot salty seed in my mouth. Honestly I don't know why all girls don't swallow, it's not that bad"

>>739305666
Any time, satan! I'd like to do more voice acting but I have social anxiety. This definitely helps

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>>739305637
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NifPyxskTp
>perfect
fuggn saved

>>739306487
You had me at red. Well, the not nigger bit if I'm honest HURR MARRY ME I'M INCREDIBLY DESPERATE!

>>739306873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgpnGxBREG

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>>739307052
Shit, anon! I'm actually not available.
And I would pollute your bloodline. I'm half cuban.

>>739307150
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgpnGxBREG
>what if
>futa

Can you do an impression of a dumb valley girl? Saying 'like' a lot

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>>739307150
DON'T ASSIGN MY GENDER.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>739306873
gotchufam
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M5xbesPe7m

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Did I miss anything? Smoke break brb

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>>739307268
Well, you're a good sport.

(_)_)::::::::::::D~~~~Here's to you~~~~

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>>739307347
This is good
(I already posted my only futa revy)

>>739307412
>>739307150
You two should vocaroo fuck

>>739307554
She sounds half my age. Nice try Chris Hansen.

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Every night I fantasize about Donald Trump grabbing me by the pussy. I love to fill up the bath with hot water and leave only my hand in until it's about as wrinkly as Clint Eastwood's scrotum. This is to emulate the ridges and folds of the Donalds totally not small hands. Then I Vulcan nerve pinch my soaking cunny with the entire force of the Republican Party. Also to answer your question, Final Fantasy 10 is the greatest game square has ever made

>>739307554
I can hardly manage to do convincing moans. I'm not doing that kek
>>739307388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ToynNZTOv2

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Read this please:

"Oh yeah Daniel, fuck my feet. oh yeah you like my feet Dan aw yeah"

>>739308249
Damn, man, don't you want that tight pussy?

>>739308249
You'd be surprised.

>>739308327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fjcRqQK11L

>>739308323
I can tell it's not convincing.

>>739308276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VIuM3Z2XBy

>>739308647
Let me channel my inner dumb bitch instead of just half assing it

>>739308732
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VIuM3Z2XBy
legend

>>739308732
IF 10 ISN'T THAN WHAT IS!?!? I swaer woman, if you say 7 my cock will become inconceivably flaccid

Nick please come work out with me. I need a workout buddy and I'm so lonely. Oh please Nick

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>>739309105
... Final fantasy tactics

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>>739309327
You know what? That's actually a great answer. I wasn't thinking about spinoffs.


Also read pic related you fuqqing QTee

>>739309105
If you are referring to Square, Enix, or Square Enix in all, the best game published by them was Dragon Warrior III (published by Enix).

>>739308797
Thanks.

>>739309229
Here is a nice voicemail for Nickypoo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ln7q9Yk1rv

>>739309478
I honestly stopped playing FF for the 7 to 10 hype. I played like.. Golden Sun and games like Dark Cloud or Skies of Arcadia

>>739298101
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DudiYvtrli
Wake the fuck up, nigger. Wake the fuck up! IT's time to get up for work!
I had that lolivoice girl do it and it was great. Your turn, now.

Can you say 'Traps aren't gay, my mom said so' pls?

>>739298101

why me

>>739309751
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W2wGdDNXi9

>>739298959
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0gJmMSSuh
Revy is sad angry little girl.

>>739309751
Lolivoice girl?

iofhewdsnGB

>>739309841
>>739309841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11hygJDLd7v

>>739309892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k0vKcdyRgy

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I'm kind of trying to practice Revy's voice because im a loser. Shit is tough to do without sounding a little marge simpsony.. i need to smoke like 2 dozen more cigarettes a day

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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

>>739301952
huh. I always got the feeling he was gay.

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>>739310536
God fucking DAMN
GOALS

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>>739310643
He might be, but Azasuke just wanted to take a break from Rock and do some BLACKED

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>>739310536
http://dankmaymays.com/swamp/
:^)

Post mouth pic, OP?

>>739310536
Mark my words.. i will get in shape again and cosplay Revy.. then I will post pictures here and drown in channer dick

>>739310988
How 'in shape' do you mean?

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Can you say that roberta's ovas where the best and also that taylor swift is the most gorgeous girl in the world. Tribute to james.

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>>739310844
Here's a mouth pic.. it's not great because i have acne

>>739311065
Like ~40 lbs ive put on this year.
I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Black lagoon was a good anime.

>>739311135
Without sounding like a faggot, you have really nice lips

You know they say all men are created equal. But you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. So you got a 25 percent - at best - at beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, the chances of winning drastic go down. See, the three way at Sacrifice you got a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning. But I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning cause Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance and you got an 8 and 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. [Petey Williams schüttelt ungläubig den Kopf] But then you take my 75 chance of winning if it goes one on one and then add the 66 and 2/3 percents chance, I got a 141 and 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

>>739311116
I feel like we need more Black Lagoon anime. The manga is good but I need MORE
>>739311226
My nigga

>>739311116
You would make my friend soo happy :)

>>739311116
Oh let me do the voice part

>>739310988
Listen, I pretty well exclusively get hard to chubby girls. You're likely already perfect the way you are. People love thicc cosplay. Also post tummy

>>739311321
I agree. Black lagoon is fucking awesome. Top tier. The manga js also really good but i prefer anime tho. The intro is soo fking sick

>>739311116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PuoOaW3HYE

>>739303997
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uGzH5ZDQfs
Close your eyes and think of the best, hottest, most achingl mindblowing sex you've had. Think about it all the way through, then tell us about it.

dubs get, nigger!

>>739311205
>>739311135
Jesus you're fat. I'm sorry.

>>739311116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Oz8Q2xzJUL

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>>739311465
I might have listened to the intro like.. 3 times this morning. I need to make Revy's shoot out playlist.
>im out of good revy screen caps so you guys get the r34

>>739311546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bk0lkhIgI3
>>739311395
Man people are already trashing on my face. I'll post when I have a better body.

>>739305227
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GXrRgWAzp6
that's the most annoyingly innocent, bizarrely stupid, and fucking bullshittest request ever in a voice thread. Fuck outta here, alice3d fan. You're all fags and we hate you.

>>739311546
Thank you sir, this made my day. Btw im not that fat guy but the photoshopped taylor. Did it myself at work when i was bored.

Also OP thanks for the request. Im happy ;)

I AM A FUCKING FAGGOT! I CAN'T HELP GETTING A COCK UP MY ASS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. I WISH I WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN BORN A WOMEN!

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>>739311829
Alice is a cute though. Even if there's a dick.
I don't feel like adding any fuel to any of the hate cultism centered around that thread

Chubby grills = best grills

OP which anime characters turns you on? Also where u from?

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Can you say
"Tyler says you are all a bunch of nigger faggots. Also Alice is female."

>>739306873
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QG4r8fAg9U
snoop dogg is fucking great

>>739306487
red?

I really really expected blonde.

>>739309943
thank you

>>739310011
enkidu or something. she'd come on here often, or read stuff on youtube and use a thread on here for requests.

I'm not a fan of the latter way of doing it.

She also got....very sexual with it.

>>739312143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wYKBpV8aqu
>>739312190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IBNn1aWzch

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>>739312232
Why's that?
(Is this who I think it is?)

>>739310536
I was a fatty in middle school but I survived until almost the very end with these. Was a great feeling

>>739312030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nXZ4R05z8o

>>739310778
then she's a lost cause

>>739312741
>implying you wouldn't fuck Dutch
Shit taste

>>739312776
Hahaha jupp waarschijnlijk niet

>>739311205
That's a lot of weight to put on in a year. Sounds like there's stress or a problem. Get help for that, right quick.

>>739312855
Is OP dutch??

>>739311502
rolllll

>>739310536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17K0BQBSlyR
Forgot this

>>739312069
You just did, because I didn't know the op of those thrads had a dick.

Those fucking loony fucks.

"I have crippling depression"

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>>739312879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yfPCbsK6vz#

Did I miss any good requests or dubs? Thread got out of hand

>>739312651
It's not. You don't know me and I've never seen you here before today.

Just sounded blonde, i guess.

>>739313051
There isn't a dick. I was joking because people always accuse her of having one.
What would it matter, anyways? Just ignore threads you dislike.

Can you say "I love you tyler"

Yiu know what to do <3

I have a big gun
I took it from my Lord
Sick with Justice
I just wanna feel you

I’m your angel
Only a ring away
You make me violate you
No matter who you are

It’s all up to you
No one lives forever

Been burn in the hell
By all those pigs out there

It’s always been hell
From when I was born

They make me violate them
No matter who they are

Get down on your knees
Get a good head on your shoulders
If it’s for your guys
Go to the end of the earth
Do what you think
Give it with dedication
I’ll put out your misery

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>>739311806
Had to find a pen sorry. Here you go bully.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wBtKEwj6TV

>>739313166
That sounds all nice and easy, but here we are, in a completely unrelated thread, and there were already two requests related to that shit, and some more posts.

The whole cancer needs to go. No one on this board should make any sort of reoccuring cult set around somebody. E-celebs are shit tier human beings.

>>739313090

How about this?>>739311306

>>739313358
Shit nigga, that voice and that body. Fuck me, daddy

>>739313358
dammit nigger. What was your workout, from when you first started to now, to keep in shape like that?

write it, please. I want to copy it down

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OP confirmed. She is a hot dutch woman, into anime and on 4chan.

OP seems like perfect gril4me tho

>>739313567
Single af..

>>739312974
CUUUUUUUTE

>>739313540
Hahahaha nicee ;p

>>739313567
except self proclaimed fat.

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>>739313074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hNjdP3ceY5
Also its storming im trapped in my utility room
>>739313362
Oh, I agree that it's surprising to see Alice stuff here.. tbh some people might recognize me from shitposting in her threads.
>>739313402
Lemme take a pic

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>>739313825
This. Don't hype me up I just have an ok voice and sense of humor.

>>739313567
Srsly?

Will you say some hidan - naruro quotes like:

'Lord jashin-samaa!'
'Kimochiiii!'
'Sora, sorra sorra!'
'Oi ooi oooi, kakuzu!'

>pls give me the power of dubs

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OP HERE:
dinner is ready. I'll make another thread later tonight if this one 404s

>>739313852
>shitposting in her threads

doing god's work

Also little dirty, but nice patio.

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>>739298101

>>739314026
Post body later?

I need you for a vid, read this script.

Perfection, people say its unobtainable. But just like with electricity, internet, phones, cars, planes, we have proven ourselves wrong yet again. If perfection dosent exist, then explain this. Warfare kittens is beyond perfect.

>>739314026
Jannee! Itakimash!

>>739313467
a/s/l?
>>739313482
Squats and oats. I'm fat. Please don't let this be a goal body. I'd post more but I have various tattoos so I had to crop pic.

>>739314026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pUGuXA9kEo

>>739314026
godspeed OP

>>739314200
I'm a dude. A bit of a gay dude, but a dude nonetheless. Unless you are into that, of course