YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD! https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg

>>739294851
great book review

>>739294851
That's called being a bartender. Sometimes I tell the drunk old guys the exact same story they've told me a hundred times back to them but using my name instead of theirs. They usually catch on to my bullshit but it's really funny when i get to the end and they say that the exact same thing happened to them and then embellish the story more. I was born in 91 but i fought in nam, korea, and the gulf. Reagan was my favorite president, made a lot of money while he was in office etc...

>>739296280
you didn't get it

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A dude from the university I go to

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BUDDHA BLISS

>>739297432
Dude on the left has his hand down. He's just walking with her. The dude on the right jas his hand up. He's leading her. Beta on left, alpha on right.

>>739297404
Poor ducking girl.

>>739298011
Her profile pic tho

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>>739298011
>>739300158
Is she wearing elf ears? Holy shit, that's gold.

>>739300439
Where da fuk is Darwins law when you need it?

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>>739297445
Chill man, your cap left out the best vimment on that pic.
>chromozoned

>>739297432
they just dont want her falling off the runway

>>739297722
the french navy

>>739298011
what kind of face does he make when he want clearasil?

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>>739297678
>start complementing the chef by myself on a beautiful pizza well done

>>739302638
The lowest I would go for a girl is leaning forward to her and ask her: "are you serious?"
If there is not reply or a "yes"...AM OUT.
60% of the times the look for you after you leave and the res 40% the will look for you days later coz of pride. No one should do this if the other person has that look on their face. This man, lost it ALL.

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>>739297404
what is this, '04?

>>739302750
kek'd

>>739303656
Well lookee here, we got ourselves an alpha male.

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>>739300439

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sexy

>>739306969
lol

>>739307035
whats so funny cowboy?

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>>739294851

I never thought i would have seen one in the wild before.

facebook /jonathan.sprayberry

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>>739307374

>>739304882
Its not a matter of alpha male, anon, its having some self respect.

>>739302638
What's going on here?

>>739302643
Don't you mean
Falling
>down
?
(do you get it?)

>>739303585
Honest question: why are there so many greentext stories (or personal anecdotes) about shitting on 4chan? Is it cuz it's satisfying to shit? I never understood.

>>739306969
Did he really post that?

>>739294851
It's like browsing /b/

>>739308916
Yes,Trump is a meme master

>>739296874
Whats the joke my fellow anon?

looking for the image of the guy who thinks he has a huge dick but actually had been stretching his ball bag

>>739306969
Chier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crmAkxrto4 [

>>739297722
Americans were a mistake.

>>739303656
I have no fucking idea of what you're talking about,beta male

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Is somebody gonna rub my pussy? https://youtu.be/pGbIBoNjeHs

>>739308809
because literally everyone in the world shits

>>739308809
because shitting stories are funny

>>739297678
as cringy as it is, am I the only one who thinks the girl is a huge bitch for just leaving while he's gone for a second?
Say you're not interested if that's how it is, spineless bitch.

>>739297404
ouch

>>739308916
What do you think?

>>739297722
Notice the lack of niggers? This is why they're taking our women

>>739297678
i hope this is a fake story jesus

>>739297445


Tardzoned. Ouch.

>>739310359
She probably observed enough of his sperginess leading up to her decision to leave that she wanted to sneak away rather than tell him she was going, cause if she had, he would have just caused a spergy scene.

He probably would have begged and cried and demanded to know why, and then when she gave her raisins, he would have tried to use superior fedora reasoning and logic to make her abandon those raisins.

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>>739294851
OC

>>739306969
lol

>>739306969
JHJHJHJHJHJHJH

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>>739307898
Kek
He did not respond

>be me
>desk receptionist for apartment complex
>work in the complex's clubhouse
>been a long day, time to clean up for the night
>go into bathroom to take care of trash
>hear knock behind me
"Anyone in there?"
>for some fucking reason, brain tells me to hide instead of reply
>get up against the wall behind the door
>whydididothat.mov
>door starts to open
>want to speak but think it would be so weird to speak this late after the question has been asked
>hold breath
>chubby guy in his forties walks in, starts undoing pants
>he closes door
>sees me, 19 year old kid in dress clothes hiding behind the bathroom door grasping a trash bag
>drop trash everywhere
"What the fuck?"
"Sorry man, didn't hear you."
>quickly walk out
>guy stands there for a second before speed walking out of the clubhouse
>mfw

>>739303585
I really want to know what was in it that made them shit

>>739309165
it's you

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>>739306969
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMANAL SCUM

>>739298011

Ffs it's so rare this Pic comes up but I loose every time

>>739300439
>we can discuss it
>discuss

he cant even get his wife to agree to the actual baby

>>739313808
trips

>>739313967
even if she agrees, it doesn't say anywhere his baby.

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>>739300427
Goddamn, I wanna punch him in the fucking face

>>739306969
every goddamn time

>>739306969
If you ever make another "your mother dies in her sleep" post then your mother will die in her sleep. No immunity can protect you once you've read this text.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rnqUWP4S8A

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twinzoned

>>739294851

>>739310792
>I typically ask recruiters to point out which of these are pokemon
Why though? And they're all pokemon anyway

>>739310584
Theres one clearly in the middle. at least half.

>>739313221
Nothing because it's a made up story and that's not how food works

>>739294851
excuse me for being newfagish, but is this referencing something? I see it a lot

>>739306969
You got me! I lost.

>>739306969
Shit

>>739308916
Yeah... yesterday!

>>739300264
21st century - the picture

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>>739302638
__>>739303656
____>>739309942
____>>739315763
I think what he's trying to say is he'd only sink so low when having an argument with a girl, and that if you hold on to your dignity and walk off she's much more likely to follow/respect you, but this guy is actually lost it all. A more vulgar expression is 'putting pussy on a pedestal.'

English might not be his native language, but I essentially agree with him.

>>739313967
"Could"

>>739297678
stories like this trigger me to bits. If this is not fake, how the hell could you fuck up a date so bad?

>>739316508
Tell me you can buy this shirt somewhere.

>>739316476
Amazing that you were able to parce that out, you're like Amy Adams in that movie about aliens

>>739305864
The face of a broken man.

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>>739296280
I have a story about smoke being blown in my face, if anybody wants to hear.

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>>739316508

>>739317061
I bet you I have a better one.
>Be me
>21, at filthiest club outside melbourne
>Decide to get cooked
>Buy 4 caps from a dealer in the club
>Have a tolerance, so decide to double drop
>Wait 1 hour, nothing happens
>Wait 2 hours, nothing happens
>What the f....OH SHIT THERE IT IS
>Can't even fucking see anything
>I'm pretty sure my eyes were vibrating
>Sit down in smokers area.
>Friend's ex, double dropped with me, sits down next to me
> I bum a cigarette, and we both start smoking
cont...?

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Classic.

>>739300427
Wow thats dumb and gay as fuck

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>>739317446
Go for it...

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>>739317564
racist

>>739315966
>Kitty's got claws
Almost as much cringe as the dude

>>739318310
She works at hot topic
What do you expect

>>739296909
Looks pretty normal

>>739318185
what was this guy;s video called again? Something about girls wanting only jerks, right?

>>739318641
His name is joseph8276, goes by The Beast. And yes.

>>739314145
... no.

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>>739306969
Wouldn't be surprised if he actually tweeted this
>>739318641
I'm pimpin' Joe

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>>739316508

>>739314435
Fedora and everything.

>>739317930
Wearing a Miniskirt AND manspreading, now there's a winning combination.

>>739316508
I would burn that shit as soon as she was gone.

>>739317446
no, if you need to ask "cont?" to continue your story, if you honestly need that kind of validation, then I dont wanna hear the rest of your fake shit, go fuck yourself.

>>739313645
holy shit

>>739307898
Is that kung fu vampire?

>>739317446
Noone cares about a couple tweaker fucks in "Melbourne"

>>739319605
Wow this has to be real.
that poor kid

>>739316029
Because that's an edit, the original has a variety of coding languages mixed into the list. The idea is figuring out which recruiters actually know what skills he's bringing/advertising and which are clueless

>>739318185
The beast lives!

>>739319556
This kinda shit actually makes me want to kill myself.
what a terrible world weve inherrited.

>>739317836
This can't be real.

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>>739319722

>>739319586
Isn't that the kike that runs blacked??

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>>739300427
REEEEEEE

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>>739294851

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>>739320118
this is what they were replying to

>>739306969
boy

>>739310584
>they're taking our women

translation: you're a kissless forever alone faggot, and no woman would touch you if you paid them

>but but but it's the niggers! it's not my fault!

>>739320165
Something is so wrong with her face, can't lay my finger on it

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>>739310794
I would still tap that.

>>739318310
Yeah, but the faggot deserved it.

>>739318310
The whole thing is relatively well written otherwise

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>>739319827
yea :)

>>739319719
>this has to be real

congrats, you're retarded

>>739300427
jeeez

>>739318310
Honestly, it sounds like a line she's had to use before from dealing with other creeps at her job.

>>739320452
Hey, that's my dad.

>>739320335
jew nose. and fat.

>>739320551
not anymore

>>739297445

Based Travis, no hover hand, he could smash if he wanted, prob to busy fucking the prom queen

>>739320335
Fetal alcohol syndrome. Her mom was a drinker.

>>739317930
His clothes say kawaii, but his face screams for release

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>>739320561
I don't know, might be the retard mouth
>>739320630
Looks a lot different than pic related

>>739313620
these pics are a joke right? no one actually makes fake pics with their pretend wiafus?

>>739313584
Reddit is filled with retards like this. Fuck reddit

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>>739320640
>>739320452

>>739320140
I've seen that shopped with totalbiscuts name on it

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anyone need a ride to class?

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>>739317930
Is that Melon Pan?

>>739297722

Fucking lesbos, you can tell by all the wild facial hair, sensible haircuts and lack of decent tits.

>>739306969
NOOO

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>>739298011
You can just hear his voice, can't you? It's nasally, he talks kind of slow, and he emphasizes weird parts of his sentences.

>>739317446
you fucking loser finish the godamn story if you're gonna start

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>>739320888
Also checked

>>739320743
Wideset eyes, thin upper lip, and a shortened nose? Idk, looks like they even have the same taste in makeup.

>>739300439
I can't believe that. My girlfriend was practically begging me for children, like her ovaries were about to pop or something. How does one manage to land a woman that DOES NOT want children?

>>739321352
do you know how hard it is to give birth through a feminine penis?

>>739319556
So just don't cite like 7/8ths of all work done.

Got it.

>>739312642
The cringiest thing about this post is that you said mfw and you didn't post a picture

>>739320335
Looks like a fuckin gorilla, m8

>>739317930
This guy is alpha as fuck.

I respect people who just live life the way they want to live it, and don't give a fuck what others think.

Good for him.

>>739320280
Stay mad redditard

>>739321469
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=589472

Here is the actual thread. He got banned. Probably for being a bitch.

>>739297722
Fucking dickless turd wranglers

>>739317836
I remember this posted. It turns out Charm was her relative and he was very well off.

>>739300427
It's not my responsibility to bail out every dumb cunt who can't plan ahead. Sort your own fucking life out. Not gonna lie, I'm mad as fuck.

>>739320928
>car gets keyed the first day of school

>>739320082
this has to be fake...

>>739322224
98% of those text pics are fake

>>739322222
Don't post that evil here

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Does this count?

>>739306969

>>739320452
Good for her.

>>739294851
I love browsing these threads, because it makes me feel better about myself knowing that people like that exist in the world.

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>>739319515
jesus christ I cringed

>>739322059
>die
>cis
>scum

I'll never not be able to see her stupid fucking face in my mind.

I hope she dies.

>>739322748
there was a lot of samefagging before IDs became a thing.

Now they're gone again, and I fear for the future of this board.

>>739313808
Spawns got you covered trips get

>>739306969

>>739320335
Fake eyes

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>>739322222
holy shit quints

>>739313645
brutal.jpg

>>739306969
fucc u

>>739322438
they probably didn't even tag him in the post.

>>739306969
Fudge

>>739315465
... people like this actually exist?

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>>739320778

>>739319605
What a cunt

>>739320082
Haha starts twerking what the actual fuck

>>739323714
poor dude

>>739322222
MOTHER
FUCKING
CHECKED

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>>739317930
Is that Kanna? This has to be fairly recent then, jesus fuck.

>>739317930
I know that guy, His name is David, he is maximum cringe.

>>739322310
Jesus fucking Christ. I'd never thought about this.

>>739320640
I'd say it looks like a wizards sleeve you rape victim cosplayer

>>739300427
Perma-friendzoned

>>739324454
It's not true either. How could it be a "wound trying to close" if they invert your penis? Does your penis pop like a zit and disappear? The answer is no.

>>739319802
explains why trumptards are so into trap porn.

>>739303585
fucking lost

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>>739306969

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>>739300427
>>739324558
Yeah, if a girl ever asked a guy she knew for a tampon then it's a safe bet she has no romantic intentions with him whatsoever.

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>>739297678
Christ

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>>739323681

>>739322134
Well said.

>>739324969
at least she is splitting the bill

>>739324969
Looks like dunkey

>>739325053
Avatar

>>739323681
>>739325150

Ignorant assholes act like this.
Being nice is not excuse for being this dumb with girls

>>739306969
FUCKING FAGGOT
69 CHECK

>>739315488
alpha as fuck

>>739297404
>>739304269
haha pretty sure I went to high school with that guy so the phone makes sense. It was 2004ish

Fuck. I got sad knowing I exist, in the same world as those people.

>>739306969
MAGA !

>>739306969
aeth

>>739326263
CBA in NJ?

https://youtu.be/JB25lTgwxis

>>739306969
Niger

ttfn

>>739326804

yeah

>>739315465
>if you want to apologize I'm here and listening

Good lord

>>739328143
Same, man. Class of '09.

>>739328346
Fucking weird. I was back in NJ for a week and I saw a guy from my class and now you. I've seen a total of three since graduating and thats been over ten years. I was never a fan of the rich assholes getting everything they want.

>>739320165
Nice face, shit tits

>>739328932
You have that backwards, dumbass. Her face is clearly a result of FAS. If you find her face attractive, you're genetically damaged.

>>739328535
Fuck.. Candyland was my shit.. .. Thought this was a YLYL thread, not a feels.

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Here's a good one

>>739320335
Too small for her body

>>739310359
nah. she got out while the getting was good. it sucks for him that he's retarded, but chicks have to put up with tards all day every day. if you show one attention, they'll latch on like a retarded barnacle. better to run.

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>>739297678
>start complementing the chef by myself on a beautiful pizza well done

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>>739306969

>>739329049
Do you know where we are?

>>739320348
Who wouldn't? You only get so many chances to get some socket

>>739297678
this is horrifying

>>739308543
I think we found the most /b/eta person here.

>>739321352
i feel sorry for your kids

>>739322310
My question is if this is even remotely common knowledge for them then why don't they get laser hair removal on the tissue first? I dated a girl for a while who had it done in college and she never had to shave save for like the occasional one or two random whispies

>>739303585
Lost at
>Did you get the recipe?

>>739294851
ops pic is every ylyl before the summer fags are asleep

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>>739297678

>>739306969
Fuck you faggot

>>739313645
>justgiveupman.png

>>739300439
1 million likes to throw your life away you fag

>>739299690
Phone posters go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpd8pnUVoNw

>>739317930
If you see this guys videos his goal is literally to be as cringey as physically possible. It's pretty funny

>>739330615
Not him, but...
Make me.
Website has a mobile format for a reason.

>>739306969
fucking summerfag

>>739315966
Damn. Dude got destroyed. Kitty is true OG alpha.

>>739318937
Strangely enough, I think this image is the only fitting reaction pic.

>>739306969
damnit

>>739317558
LOL

>>739310669
That idiot cropped it out, but someone actually replies with "chromazoned"

>>739319605
I hope this kid grows up and changes his name to Peter Dick Johnson just to fuck his mom over.

>>739321159

I also imagine that he smells like spaghetti-os