CiV Thread. [Island edition]
A ship full of /b/tards sank in the ocean, a few of them have arrived to an island and now they must create a colony to survive. Good luck!
Rules:
Dubs or higher decide what we build. Only count the first dubs after the update, the rest will be ignored (so please, don't waste energy).
Apocalypse can only happen with quads or higher.
Number of resources dictates how many buildings we can have 1R = 1 Building.
Resource gathering buildings give 3R.
If the number of buildings exceeds the number of R we loose 5 people, we gain 5 people each round we have more R than buildings.
Please, be patient, I'm not pro at drawing.
Buildings: 0
R: 3
Population: 15
They convert to cannibalism.
Gather aminals
>>739286078
>Gather aminals
then fuck them
>>739285844
Build a gamestop
>>739285844
set fire to the tent
>>739285844
Build a mcdonalds.
Tyrone arrives to the village.
>>739285844
Dubs: Build a pitfall trap
Quads+: Nigger tribe invades
>>739285844
Lets build a wall
Chop down a few trees and build makeshift houses
>>739286233
winrar
>>739286288
Check em
>>739286344
wasted.
Gather more vespene gas
>>739285844
Start orgy, build population
Build a replicator
Cuck other tards
>>739285844
Get resources!
build a pit for a winner take all battle
Cut down all trees and build boats, cannibalize 3/4 of the population so the rest can survive, go back to Murrca and order Arbys
>>739286565
>>739286539
>>739286536
>>739286531
>>739286463
>>739286419
>>739286288
>>739286279
>>739286262
itt: retards dont know how to check threads for dubs
>>739286233
winrar
Buildings: mcdonals
R: 6
Population: 20
>>739286885
Burger king is built next to mcdonalds
>>739285844
>suddy the fish till you find out that the fish are smart
>kill all of the fish but 3
1 fem fish and 2 male fish
>build 2 fish tanks
1 for the fem fish and the other is the fight tank
>put the male fish in the fight tank
>tell them to fight tell them that the one who wins gets the girl fish
>???
>profet
>>739286950
roll
Turn the blacks into slaves.
>>739286981
roll
>>739286669
Tell us
Godzilla fucks everything up
>>739286979
roll
>>739287011
winrar do it op
>>739287011
shit miss roll ment to do this one
>>739286979
>>739286669
itt: retard that included a dub in his list of no dubs.
>>739287011
King vs donalds
Turf war
>>739285844
Jonestown style suicide die off. Everyone drinks the kool-aid. Everyone dies.
>>739287098
shit im dumb dis regard my statement
>>739287098
lies and slander
>>739286979
Rolll
build strip club
>>739287098
this guy is a lying nig op build burger king
>>739287233
dubbs
>>739287311
Nigger do love burger king
>>739287311
i am dumb as shit
Build a saw mill
>>739287378
so dumb im leaving this thread
Build a hellenic temple and pursue the christians
>>739287455
MY MAN WAAAAAAAAAT
if dubs make this mans dream come true
>>739286885
A whale gets beached by the shore
>>739286885
build a town square
>>739287467
rolling for this shit, make the christcucks fight each other
>>739287011
winrar
Everyone in the island is getting fat...
Buildings: mcdonals, BK
R: 9
Population: 25 obese /b/tards
>>739286885
build a chicken farm for the Mc Dicks
>>739287640
roll
>>739287640
re roll
>>739287638
Cut the stone into the shape of a cock for the obese /b/tards to worship
They build kek statue
>>739287638
giant penis tower is summoned
>>739286885
build a hitler theme park
buikild lighthouse
Build a mine for resources
>>739287638
Build a sawmill
>>739287732
roll
>>739287775
roll
>>739287800
fucking winrar
>>739287732
rolling
>>739287638
It start's raining peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches
lab is built that turns water into food
>>739287640
re rolll
>>739287113
itt: not understanding that everything after the first dubs about mcdonalds was invalid
>being this autistic
Build a mine or something in the mountains
Forage for supplies. Look for posible plants to harvest and cultivate.
>>739287638
Retard hoard comes
>>739287800
too bad man you missed the call
cut down trees for wood
>>739287931
roll
Build a farm
>>739285844
an island society of /b/tards would collapse in about 5 milliseconds
>we would all kill ourselves without internet
>>739287931
rolll
Build a plane crash with salvageable supplies
>>739287800
collect resources for themepark
4 people morph into 2 cows
build a gym you fat fucks
>>739288087
fuck roll
>>739288129
Rollllll
>>739288087
re rrollll
>>739285844
Build a mosque for all the sandniggers invading our island
>>739288177
Dubs winrar!
>>739288277
First try fuckers, git gud
>>739288277
double winrar wtf
>>739288277
Winrar
>>739287931
rollll
>>739288365
newfag
>>739288366
oh i got it build a nigger farm
>>739288399
nice dubs also HURDUR NEWFAG shut the fuck up faggot
so many dubs wtf, so build more houses
>>739288455
`calm your tits huemonkey LOL
each house gets 2 dogs
>>739287800
winrar
Buildings: mcdonals, BK, hitler theme park
R: 9
Population: 25 obese /b/tards
>>739288502
>assumes i'm a nigger because of low braincell count
you typing this while riding the short bus huh?
>>739285844
>>>739288366
>oh i got it build a nigger farm
Im a winrar under a winrar?! Build a satanic church!
>>739288589
build the WALL
>>739288589
build houses and roads
>>739288589
all the people shit in the seatil its brown
>>739288687
roll
>>739288606
HE TOOK THE BAIT XDDDDDDDDd
if dubs banana bushes start growing
>>739288687
reroll
>>739288589
banana bushes start growing
>>739285844
This thread is fucking gold, I wanna see how the island turns out. Good job
>>739288589
dancing banana visits island and is worshipped like a god
>>739288589
build trump tower
>>739288589
Free liposucktion clinic/fat rendering factory
>>739288589
put the auschwitz fence arownd the island
>>739288687
rollin
>>739288589
DANCING banana appears ontop of the rock and dances for eternity and grants the village 3 resource
Build a giant wicker man and sacrifice a villager in it to appease Great Bho'll god of farming
>>739288773
OP here, thank you!
>>739288804
trump tower it shall be
>>739288589
Dancing banan appears from out of the water and creates a banana bush island
>>739288837
Roll
>>739288687
Roll
>>739288589
Dancing banana appears out of the rock and he gives banana bushes to the people granting 3 resource
>>739288837
Rolling
BUILD A FISHING PIER
>>739288589
build a cock statue
>>739288589
put a figit spiner in the middle of the island
Build nuclear fission reactor
They enslave the females and build a perfect patriarchy
>>739288813
roll
>>739287638
Build a Wendy's next to the burger king
>>739288589
dancing banana appears out of the wall and a cave opens up with lots of banana mines
+3 resources
>>739288947
roll
If possible build a Stargate,
If not, build crude fishing dock and boats
>>739288936
rrrol
>>739288983
Roll
>>739288939
roll
>>739288936
roll for fish
>>739288943
>Build nuclear fission reactor
and dump the waist in the sea
>>739288943
Invent Thermonuclear device
>>739288939
rolling
>>739288813
rollan
>>739288936
rolll
Shit, dubs drought. People should start starving or dying of thirst
>>739288939
rolls
>>739288939
>build a cock statue
with a cock ring-fidgit spinner
build tank factory
Trump takes over as leader of island
>>739288589
Build a dead nigger storage facility
Dig well
>>739289303
Reroll
>>739288589
build a mine shaft to mine Resource
>>739288947
roll
Build a suicide booth
>>739288947
rerollerino
>>739288589
build a fidgit spiner factory
build a penis shaped house
>>739288947
4roll
>>739288589
one of the islanders gets dubbs or higher
build a temple, and create a religion
>>739289512
kek and roll
>>739288589
land becomes water water becomes land
>>739289534
roll
>>739289622
!!!
Build a giant monument for Nicolad Cage
>>739289622
Hmm...
>>739289534
build a sckool and teach atheism
>>739289622
dose that mean fish become people and people become fish
>>739288947
roll
>>739289188
winrar
Buildings: mcdonals, BK, hitler theme park, fishing pier
R: 12
Population: 35 obese /b/tards (I forgot to add 5 in the last update)
Fly in Kim Jong Un and let him rule the Island from a giant castle
>>739289622
WinRAR
Tops of building and statues become microislands
>>739289864
Op dont be gay build satanic church i got my dubs now fufill
>>739289864
build a cock church
>>739289534
roll
>>739289864
write "HELP" on beach to try get the fuck out of there
>>739289864
land becomes water guy here, game resets and takes place underwater, fish people and civilazation are discovered.
>>739289864
Carve giant rock into a temple to dubs
>>739289864
Pave all the green
>>739290050
OP here, that would need quads, there is in the rules
Build a Monument to the Dubs gods
Build a giant asian woman that craves attention.
A T-rex with an abnormally large cock appears and builds a series of pyramids
Taco Bell opens in corner island, long lines to get food as every btard is there to consume crap
>>739290179
rolling
Civ builds a meat necroshack for reviving the dead
ayy lmao appears and abducts half of the population
A faggot is laying out on the sand due to their wrecked orgy party cruise
He's wearing a skimpy thong
A small facility is erected that produces dragon dildo in limited colours for usage by residents. Current production capacity allows for only black, red and blue colours and sizes up to large
>>739289864
Employees from McDicks and Burgerking fight to the death over personal burger beliefs.
Build people processing plant, those who reach over 400 pounds are to be grinded and sold at McDonald's as hamburger meat
>>739290388
Winrar
>>739290388
kek dubbs
Mcdonalds runs out of mcrib
Btards are mad, protest
>>739290404
roll
>>739290144
winning before
>>739290446
idiot /b/tards dont protest sjw's do
Men start a fight against women and divide the Island.
>>739290463
404 dubbs not found
>>739290570
rll
APOCALYPSE!
Rare fungus found underground makes all men on the island sterile and sexually dysfunctional. The women become extra fertile as well as gaining an increase in their sexual drive.
The population growth is halted permanently and starts to decline as the men lose their minds not being able to perform to the womens desires and start killing eachother off. The women kill the last of the men off and the remaining all female population starts to die of old age and natural causes until extinction.
Only these rolls can save the colony:
Quads - some women were pregnant during the change and their offspring are immune to its negative effects. The new male offspring are able to start renewing the population.
Trips - Another boat washes ashore with 10 more survivors, these survivors are immediately infected and start dying off. This buys some time until quads are achieved. Any further trips adds 5 to the survivor count.
Dubs - One child is born immune. If odds it's male and can start adding to the population count. If even, it's female and only adds 1 (itself).
>>739290570
>island full of /b/tards
>women
leave
Low sperm count from the fast food and lack of exercise, pop has stalled. btards are developing a serious trap interest
>>739290650
rll?
>>739289864
Robots invade.
Dubs trips and quads decide outcome
>>739290144
winrar
Buildings: mcdonals, BK, hitler theme park, fishing pier, monument
R: 12
Population: 40 obese /b/tards
Mcdonalds reverse engineer a biochemical replacement for meat and call it, Mr.Meaty's unknown sacklike intern mush[or MUSLIM for short]
>>739290570
theres no womyn in /b/ you tard
>>739290699
Roll
>>739290699
SHIT NIGGER
Roll for black baby
>>739285844
They build a Fitness Center and start working ut to counter the McD and BK
>>739290404
Reroll
>>739290798
Reroll
>>739289864
strip club
>>739290699
this dubs
>>739290889
reroll
>>739290739
Island inhabitants build a KFC because due to a craving for tendies.
Giant statue of Bailey Jay pissing into the ocean
>>739290739
strip club
A flaming faggot wanders onto island
>>739290930
roll
>>739290699
WE WUZ KANGZ arrive to island and satisfy the women
A meteorite lands in the ocean full of piss, the meterorite lands in the southern area of the ocean and the piss spells out joseph.
>>739290739
Build vomitorium where you go puke after eating McDonalds. Half the island has bulimia
>>739290960
We dont need you on the island
>>739290739
dancing banana comes down from heavens and grants banana bushes
>>739288947
rollerino
>>739291011
WinRAR!
Communal cum pool
>>739290739
the mc donalds and bgking burn down all the employis get out and build a wendys and work there
Giant swastika flag
>>739290980
The good o flyin over the ocean n pissin dude, eh? u sure do love ur piss
>>739291016
Yes you do