Ask a p-psychologist anything! Whether it b-be a kind word,

Why do I always feel like I'm being used, even when I'm just trying to help others out?

>>739270271
what philosophy do you find more interesting as it relates to psych, existentialism or phenomenology and why?

>>739270271
I have a question. What's wrong with your keyboard?

>>739270271
You now have aids, how does that make you feel¿

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>>739270424
*blinks slowly* Can you g-give me an example?

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hi alice

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>>739270435
I d-don't find philosophy interesting

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>>739270436
N-nothing <4

>>739270462
T-that's okay, it'll j-just treat my cancer <4

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>>739270506
H-hello, good m-morning, how are you d-darling?

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>>739270271
Does this look infected to you?

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>>739270624
I'm n-not a physician, s-sorry <4

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>>739270551
feeling like my usual robot self, and you?

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>>739270652
L-like I wish I could sleep another f-four hours or so.

>>739270511
not a psychologist detected

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>>739270685
S-sorry, I'm a neuropsychopharmacologist n-not a philosopher <4

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>>739270271
Hi Alice!!
I love to end my worknight here in your thread!

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>>739270681
were you up late again?

>>739270271
Why can I only cum when I fantasize about rape?

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>>739270814
I j-just couldn't sleep well.

>>739270798
I love it as w-well <4

>>739270823
You have a f-fetish.

>>739270271
I have a question. Why does a <airquote>psychologist</airquote> type in s-studders? Fuckin weeb

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>>739270853
this might sound silly but have you tried melatonin?

>>739270271
How can somebody stutter while typing? Is that some kind of joke I don't get or are you just retarded?

>>739270271
Why is my only aspiration in life to trudge through life until I hit 30 and then becoming an hero?

>>739270681
If one anti depressant medication doesn't work, should I try another after I've given it a fair chance?

>inb4 consult your doctor

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>>739270922
>>739270895
B-because it is a homage to a p-person who posted on /b/ in 2008 <4

>>739270911
Yeah, it isn't v-very effective for me. I d-do have sleep aids, but they are a b-bit too intense.

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>>739270934
I d-don't know, can you t-tell me more?

>>739270937
Yes, absolutely, b-but you also must consult your doctor and c-carefully titrate down off of one t-then up off the other.

Switching quickly can cause all kinds of unpleasant results.

What m-medication are you currently taking? An adjunct m-medication may improve its effects <4

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>>739270941
I figured as much... hope you have a nice nap or something to make up for it later

<5

>>739270271
wat do if psychoopath?

>>739270271
I don't know how to start things really but I guess I just want to get better?

>>739270271
Why are my fetishes all over the top? It's all hyper-stuff that isn't physically possible in real life.

>>739270987
What more do you want to know? I had thought it was a fairly forward question.

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>>739271019
Go t-to a doctor and get into therapy.

>>739271028
*wraps her arms around you tightly* W-well Anonymous, first t-tell me how things are bad and w-we can work on making t-them better <4

>>739271017
Oh t-that'd be nice....

>>739271037
B-because fetishes develop at random <4

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>>739271043
It r-really isn't. Why d-do you feel that way, Anonymous? Why 30?

>>739270271
What's unemployment like?

>>739270271
Can I pay you for a 30 minute therapy session?

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>>739271107
D-do you mean being out of a j-job or unemployment benefits?

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>>739271065
yes it would be, so make sure you get one
doctor's orders

>>739271155
Being out of a job

Hey Alice~ hope you have a good day <3

>>739270271

Why do you type like that you fucking mongol?
is it to piss me off?

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>>739271065
>B-because fetishes develop at random <4
But why? Why am I cursed to only be into stuff that isn't possible in reality?

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>>739271153
N-no dear, but you are f-free to talk to me any time <4

>>739271169
*laughs* A p-prescription nap?

>>739271183
Oh. It's p-pretty rough. What would y-you like to know?

I'm currently employed at the moment.

>>739271220
Yes.

>>739271211
You as w-well, my love <4

Is it bad that I allow women to fall in love with me, then dump them when I get bored?

>>739270271
how much for sucky sucky?

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>>739271228
I j-just said at random. And n-no, not if you expose yourself to more real world interactions and fetishes.

I suggest taking up a stockings fetish.

>>739270271
Morning Alice. I am just here to say hi I am about to leave for work.

>>739271065
Everything just feels like I'm working towards nothing anymore. I have goals I want to reach but in the end they don't really mean anything.
I feel like it's related to breaking up with my gf a few years ago and not really knowing how to like someone else as much/being able to connect with anyone..

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>>739271252
Yes.

>>739271264
20,0000 USD

>>739271081
Why do I feel that way? Why does anyone feel the way they feel? I'm not the psychologist here. I chose thirty because it seems like a reasonable point in time, half to a third way through my life.

>>739270271
Do you accept gifts? Or anything like that?

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>>739271284
*waves*

>>739271290
S-sounds like anhedonia; have you b-been to a doctor?

>>739271299
What if it makes me feel good?

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>>739271244
yes, I am now your personal sleep doctor
take one to three naps a day as needed

>>739270987
I don't blame you if you don't remember, but I'm taking the trintellix samples for about a little over a week. I noticed it's tried to help a little regulating my sleep schedule, but only had a couple days of a few negative side effects. Other than that, there's been no change/difference. I'm suppose to notice a few improvements the first couple weeks, but for more of my issues I think it would take longer.

Low dosage, not willing to take anything higher than that. I have more to say but I'll just keep it at that unless you care to know more.

>>739271299
>20,0000 USD
Not that anon but I'd hope to get a lot more from you for that much

>>739271299
You would suck a strangers cock for 20 grand?

>>739271266
>I suggest taking up a stockings fetish.
But that's lame

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>>739271305
*blinks* W-what do you mean, a reasonable point in time? You s-still haven't explained why 30, that's a r-really specific timeline.

>>739271317
Why w-would anyone want to give me gifts?

>>739271324
Worse.

>>739270271
Do you charge for financial advice? I don't wanna take your time without giving anything back

Alice, why do I feel awful whenever I find a group of people I enjoy?
Why do I distance myself from anyone I feel like I could be friends with? I just get anxious and feel like I don't belong.. or like people are judging me. I'm either dead silent or a chatterbox

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>>739271345
Oh t-the Vortioxetine, that t-takes weeks to kick in dear. You n-need to wait like, 2-3 weeks.

>>739271346
You w-would not <4

>>739271356
No probably not.

>>739271366
*shrugs*

>>739271320
Not for a checkup of some sort, the last time I went it was to remove a mole they thought was cancerous(it wasn't) and the time before that I don't remember, probably over a decade ago when I was like 8
I still get pleasure sexually though I can't say much else

>>739270271
Would you like to be a mother someday?

>>739271412
Aww.. I just wanted you!

>>739271299
>20,0000 USD
why the fuck would I pay 20k for a dumb whore?
sucky sucky 10 bucky is what I say

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>>739271398
Uhm. I d-don't actually know if I can, I'm n-not a CPA or investor.

I'd be happy to help you out in any way I can though.

>>739271403
Your last s-sentences answer your first ones: You have an anxiety disorder. Talk to your doctor, g-get a referral to a psychologist for CBT, clear that up, you'll b-be right as rain <4

>>739270271
What is that 12 kDa MW band in my SDS-PAGE and why is it orange on my western blots? It was nickel affinity his tagged purified, if that helps

>>739270271
What is your job?

>>739271371
Because you've helped me with my mental issues in the past

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>>739271437
You should p-probably be a doctor.

>>739271440
I'm n-not able to <4

>>739271457
And you w-won't get it <4

>>739271488
No c-clue.

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>>739271512
I w-work as a financial engineer, helping t-to make the markets safer.

>>739271519
Then use that m-money to further your life, Anonymous <4

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>>739271488
yes

Alice are you one of those persons whose only aspiration in life is to constantly help others (and forget your own issues)?

>>739271371
It's half to a third way through my life. If I haven't found something that keeps me entertained for more than a year by then, I highly doubt I will find anything after. Chose thirty because it's devisable by 2, 3, 5, 6, 10, and 15, plus the above about it being half way.

>>739271472
You think? I'm on fluoxetine for anxiety and it helps my panic attacks but not socialization. I hope I can look into CBT soon.
In the mean time is there anything I can do to help people around me understand why I am the way I am? Last time I tried to explain my anxiety to a group of friends they started a conspiracy that I wanted to be crazy.. i don't even think I'm crazy, I just can't function normally

>>739271412
>*shrugs*
Okay

>>739271523
oh well...what about a good beating for 100 bucks?
I guess you would like that.

>>739271371
Is it not human nature to become bored with a romantic partner?

>>739271523
My parents have told me that, though I assume you meant to see one not be one.

>>739271575
>I w-work as a financial engineer, helping t-to make the markets safer.
Also are you one of those people who makes my job easier but also more sufferable sometimes?

>>739271412
>that t-takes weeks to kick in dear.
I know, but from what I've been told there are a few things the medication helps in the first couple weeks and more intense issues can take 6-8 weeks to take full effect. And that the first few weeks are a sign that the medication will actually help. I guess we'll see. Thanks!

>>739271523
Would you raise a child that wasn't your own?

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>>739271582
N-no, I've got plenty of aspirations <4

>>739271590
....have you ever t-thought that maybe you should go to a doctor, b-because the inability to experience entertainment or joy is p-probably a medical issue?

Is that going to happen when you are 28 or something?

>>739271591
Medication w-without therapy is g-generally a bad idea.
I would look into it as quickly as you can dear.

>>739271615
I d-don't need money dear <4

>>739271628
It is not, as "human nature" isn't a t-thing and most such conditions are culturally bound.

>>739271665
Y-yes see <4

And I don't know, what is your job?

>>739270271
Are your cock in balls or nutbar? Lol

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>>739271666
I w-would give it a week or so longer, then c-contact your doctor <4

Unless you have serious side effects, then contact them immediately.

>>739271667
Sure, if I h-had to.
Much easier to just....not have a child in any way though.

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>>739271727
I'm a b-biological female dear.

>>739271706
But you sure as hell need a good beating

>>739271706
I probably should but I wouldn't actually go unless it was someone like you tbh
I'm a day trader, mainly deal with penny stocks

>>739271750
>Unless you have serious side effects, then contact them immediately.
apart from all my finger nails falling off and not sleeping in the past 5 days I haven't really noticed anything too bad.

>>739271706
Why is that? Taking fluoxetine helps me with the panic attacks that were stopping me from being able to work, and if I dont work I can't pay for therapy. It certainly makes my emotions more managable, but I almost don't care to socialize anymore. I'm at the point where I wonder if I could just get by only knowing people as acquaintances

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>>739271575
Would you accept a gift card then?

>>739270271
Yo alice when we gonna see some feet?

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Fuck you Alice.

You always come on 4chan, impersonating a psychologist, giving somewhere between bad and dangerous advice. Then you have these loser anons orbiting around you like flies on shit because many of them need to seek actual help.

As someone who actually holds a formal education in psychology and actually has done clinical work I can you're full of bologna. What you're doing is not only unethical but illegal.

I hope one day you have the balls to stop shilling for attention and just keep to your work as a lousy programmer.

>>739271766
You sound like you need to get out more

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>>739271766
And y-yet, I will not get one <4

>>739271783
Oh, n-no, I'm mostly in the other s-side of the market <4 You m-might use my tools though~

>>739271804
G-good to hear!

>>739271819
Because it is f-far less effective.

>>739271825
Email m-me at [email protected]

>>739271826
Check out m-my streams on twitch: celtyplays

I may have just been having a problem with paranoid delusions. On and off I have issues of 'hearing' my friend's individual voices in my head being contrary to what their actions and words suggest. This has been going on for a long time. My girlfriend's I love yous are empty. While working I hear my best friend get asked if he felt sorry for my situation, he said 'no'. Just watching me go fucking insane. I am already a huge asshole so they all dislike me from the get go. I actually am quite afraid I am attatched by strings. Not to mention I and everyone else is pretty sure my girlfriend is a cheater too. Long story short. A reeeeeeaaaaaallly long two weeks.

>>739270271
Hey Alice. Why is it when I drink coffee I feel anxious and sad? -Caska

>>739270271
Are you Alice? Why do you come back 2 /b/?

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>>739271891
B-because coffee is a stimulant; it causes anxiety.

>>739271911
I am Alice and b-because it is my home <4

>>739271828
She does make a pretty good point to not give solid diagnoses and instead gives people resources to better their mental health.. that alone is good, but I think a lot of people come here expecting actual therapy so she has to balance giving people resources and being compassionate

Thats just my perspective.

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>>739270271
Have you ever fallen in love?

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>>739271828
hey doc, if I had bipolar would you recommend lithium, and why/why not?

>>739270271

f-f-f-f-fuck you retard.

Please go on another fedora tipping tangent about how god is objectively not real or armchair prescribing pills to people over the internet you fucking fake piece of garbage.

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>>739271763
We call them does, so u r u to furries?

>>739270271
Are you straight? Bisexual? If so describe your ideal partner

>>739271947

No, she doesn't.

She often recommends drugs or people or just straight up gives advice, which real psychologists are explicitly told not to do.

>>739271706
I feel joy and entertainment, but never for long periods of time. The longest something has kept me entertained was about eight months. Shrinks just want to put me in a mental ward or put me on meds, neither do anything except bother me to no end. To be honest thirty is more or less just an arbitrary number picked at random when I decided that I would an hero after reaching a certain age. I could move it to twenty eight or to fifty, but I wont.

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>>739271890
*blinks slowly* If y-you are hearing voices, have you c-contacted a doctor?

>>739271954
Yes, of c-course.

>>739271963
Whew. Lithium is a hell of a drug. I would try other options first, like seroquel or depakote.

But assuming those failed, lithium is still on the table, yes.

>>739271964
How the hell would she prescribe pills to people over the internet? She can't do that. She can only tell people to ask their doctor about drugs.

>>739270271
I feel like the only emotions I'm able to experience are the bad ones (Anger, Hate, Disgust etc.) I'm able to blend in, fake laughter (even with the eyes) and pretent to care about people while actually I'am not. Had multiple relationships, but never fell in love, which made breaking up super easy. What's wrong with me?

>>739272019
She recommends drugs that work for certain problems but a real psych still has to hear that patient and prescribe the drug
Try harder.

>>739271939
Why you Left/b/ once?

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>>739271964
*blinks slowly* I am n-not a psychiatrist, I c-cannot prescribe.

>>739272006
N-no thank you <4

>>739272019
Psychologists r-refer to psychiatrists in s-such situations. I t-tell people to ask their d-doctor about a particular treatment and t-to have a conversation with t-their doctor about it.

Which is well within the bounds of a neuropsychopharmacologist.

>>739272020
*blinks* Y-you realize happiness is fleeting right? L-like, 8 months is a L-LONG time for something to be entertaining.

>>739271888
checked

oh my! like what? .///.
I'm always interested in learning of new stuff for use in the markets

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>>739271891
Switch to Decaf. Also, avoid chocolate and colas, which also contain caffeine.
They can interfere with medications such as Prozac.

>>739272130
Really? I heard coffee doesn't effect prozac.

>>739272107
Happiness might be fleeting, but when I'm entertained by something then completely bored with everything for another year or two, what's the point?

>>739271828
I haven't seen her give bad advice yet. She is mostly a shoulder to lean on

>>739271963

I would recommend you find a well rated, educated, actual psychologist and have multiple session, see what s/he actually diagnoses you with, get a recommendation to a psychiatrist, and continue to see both regularly while they figure out what medication works best for you.

That's the only advice anybody in this thread needs. Moreover, that's the only advice one would be getting from a real psychologist online, because anything else besides more detailed information about disorders or academics is pretty much illegal.

This magic internet bullshit of trying to psychoanalyze people in a few paragraphs for attention (all the w-w-w-while doing t-t-this) is dangerous, illegal, and downright fucking asinine.

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>>739272096
I d-didn't.

>>739272114
I'm c-currently working on a risk assessment engine, I'm s-sure you use one of t-the big guys but w-we offer enhanced market value analysis and collateral optimization <4

>>739272187
You n-need to switch to something new w-when the old is n-no longer viable, Anonymous <4

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>>739272187
It means you have more free time to find something else to love.
This world is dense, anon.. our minds just wander.

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So, why do i feel so angry all the time and have no interest whatsoever in any form of relationship
i don't care about mostly anything
>money don't care
>bitches don't care
>job i love don't care
>all i wanna do is leave my shitty country and be a homeless bum somewhere
why do i feel this way? i also feel like i wanna murder everyone i see in sight
>inb4 edgelord

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>>739272285
*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes* Do y-you want to murder me as well, Anonymous?

>>739272285
Do you ever feel afraid of being exposed?

>>739272227
>risk assessment engine
What if I told you the only one I used was in my head? This does sound interesting though, you and I should talk about this more as it seems you don't want to name anything here.
>>739272316
he prob wants to murder dat ass

>>739272170
You don't have to take my word for it. You can research it yourself.

>>739272227
Do you honestly think I'm retarded? I do switch to other things when I get bored, but they don't do it for me. I'll go from thing to thing for long periods of time until I find something that keeps me entertained for a while.

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How do you get by so well that you don't accept money when you neet all day every day for years on end?

>>739272091

Get your nose out of Alilce's ass and reread my original complaint until it makes sense to you. Ask an adult if you need help.

>>739272107
>I am n-not a psychiatrist, I c-cannot prescribe

First of all, you can cut the theatrics and actually have a conversation without all these pathetic emoji quality nonsense. Secondly, I've seen you armchair prescribe people medicine in these threads regularly.

>P-sychologists r-refer to psychiatrists in s-such situations. I t-tell people to ask their d-doctor about a particular treatment and t-to have a conversation with t-their doctor about it.

No, that's not what a psychologist does even during a session.

Which, again, if you actually were a "neorupsychopharmacologist" (which is a self-title and debatably not even a thing) you would fucking know this instead of tricking the 12 year olds on 4chan.

Again, I have the education and have worked the job, and you're not tricking me. Exploiting the mentally ill so you can get internet attention is beyond pathetic and I hope you get punched in the face.

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>>739272211
didn't ask for a psychoanalysis or any of the rest of that, I asked you a hypothetical
hit me with your clinical experience

>>739271974
HURRY UP AND ANSWER YOU SLACK BITCH - DO U LIKE RUTTING WHILE WEARING AN ANIMAL ONESIE??

>>739272316
I pretty much wanna murder anyone, Only reason i go to gym and do heavy workouts is so i can be built like a motherfucker and i suppose intimidate everyone?
>tfw all i wanna be is a solider so i can justify killing random people

>>739272211
You are forgetting where you are at... This is /b/.

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>>739272397
I d-don't, I have a job and I w-went to school while posting <4

>>739272401
S-sorry, I am n-not a psychiatrist and c-cannot prescribe <4

>>739272426
Have y-you told a doctor about this?

>>739272401
also you can't spell

>>739272285
I've heard being a nomad isn't such a bad life and can actually be better than an average one(never leaving further than 300ish miles unless for a big event)
I'd say the murderous side of you is just built up from not being happy, you should try living your dreams asap

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>>739272401
>Being this triggered over Alice

>>739272402

That is the answer.

You need to see an actual fucing well-accredited professional and have them give you an analysis. Your mental health isn't an abstraction that I should be speculating about online.

You have to go see a professional. They'll make a decision, recommend you to another professional, and they'll both give you regular therapy until they find a medicine that works.

I know it's not as glamorous as fat guy in his underwear pretending to be Dr. sailor moon or whatever, but that's how the industry operates and that's all the direction a mentally ill person needs.

>>739272382
Wow, you're right. I guess I feel less bad about smoking weed every day now.
I think if I have to choose between weed and coffee or prozac.. well..

>>739270271
I recently got out of a relationship and I can't help but feel it was my fault it went the way it did. It initially started as a friends with benefits situation. I really started to like her and I told her about that. I asked her about the situation and she said she would prefer fwb so I said okay, I can work with that. About a week later she told me she wanted a relationship after all. What does this mean?

>>739272067
Also I'm permanently bored. I've got so many unfinished projects that I started once but got bored and then scraped the project to start a new one.

>>739270271
Are traps gay?

>>739272401
>that's not what a psychologist does even during a session
Patently false, as I have experienced personally. Try harder.

>>739272506

If by "triggered over alice" you mean pissed as an actual professional that fuckheads like this think they can shit all over my profession, then yeah I'm pissed off about it.

>>739270271
Read my mind

>>739272459
Yeah, and i regret it, It completely dicked my chances of being a solider.
>mfw uk doctors and shit and just tried to prescribe me anti-depressants beacuse she couldn't be bothered as was "retiring"

>>739272472
My dream was being a solider, with comrades
>tfw not having brothers in combat
nomad? i'll also look that up thanks mate

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>>739272535
*blinks* You s-shouldn't do weed with any SSRI; it c-can cause serotonin syndrome.

>>739272548
It m-means she changed her mind.

>>739272578
It's n-not worth arguing Anonymous.

>>739272589
Sorry, n-not a magician.

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>>739270271
Is it normal to fall in love with your psychologist?

And again

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>>739272608
Maybe t-try again, that sounds like a s-shitty doctor, but not all doctors are shitty.

>>739272401
I'm not up her ass. Your argument is weak because Alice can't prescribe people drugs.
I agree that too many people here think this is an alternative to therapy. The problem most these people face is that they can't afford mental health services

Penis

>>739272578

Not false, and your anecdotes don't trump DSM-IV and my years of experience.

Again, you fail. Go back to licking Alice's nut cheese and appeasing his pathetic pleas for attention.

>>739272609
So can coffee.

Yeah but tea doesn't do it to me which is very very weird because tea has caffeine too. Also, so much edge and butthurt in this thread O.o -Caska

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>>739272619
I w-wouldn't call it normal, b-but it isn't unheard of.

>>739272641
Which is w-why I help pay for them <4

>>739272646
The DSM-5 does <4

>>739272654
C-correct, it is a stimulant and r-releases serotonin.

>>739272577
Not OP but I read somewhere that all men have a very strange facination with penis, which would explain why the "big dick" category is most popular with straight men. It is suggested that the self-identified straight men demographic enjoy traps more than self-identified bisexuals or homosexuals.

>>739272577
Definitely

>>739272646
>my anecdotes beat yours!
Wow, nice one. *slow clap*

Why am I always so pissed at threads with serious questions?

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>>739272743
P-probably because you don't w-want to answer them <4

>>739272608
>I now have two doctors i can use at my local GP
>mfw one is an old man who couldn't give a fuck
>the other is a bimbo who i have no idea how got a medical licence
>original doctor now retired
>mfw this just makes me more angry
rip me

>>739272587
I feel you fam, alice is nothing but a sham and an attentionwhore with a superiority complex.

>>739272608
Have you tried to join a PMC or anything like that? Life as a day trader has me living nicely but I still thirst for combat.

>>739272227
psst >>739272378

Why do people develop fetishes?

>>739272694
So if I want to continue taking prozac I should stop drinking coffee?

Doctor, how do I get rid of these intense desires to rape all my female relatives?

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>>739272835
S-sorry, I don't do t-this for attention <4

>>739272843
I would b-be careful about how much you d-drink and consult your doctor if y-you have side effects.

It's a risk/benefit scenario; you need to determine your acceptable level of risk.

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>>739270271
Don't you get oversaturated with peoples problems? Or do you have someone to lean on?

>>739272896
If my blood pressure seems fine and I smoke weed, drink espresso and take prozac every day, then I shouldn't have anything to worry about?

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>>739272890
and on t-that note, I need to get to work.
If anyone h-here has any further questions, f-feel free to direct them to me through t-the following venues:

Email: [email protected]
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

Have a v-very safe day, Anonymous <4

>>739272896
Bye Alice, hope you have a nice day

>>739272836
I would LOVE to be a pmc, but i have no experience and no way to get real experience
Thirst is a nice word, i really lust for combat.

>>739272694
Are you a millionaire?

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>>739272941
I w-would definitely stop the weed.

>>739272927
I've g-got a whole crew of p-people to rely on <4

>>739272972
And y-you, Anonymous <4

*vanishes*

>>739272992
no she just works hard

>>739272957
Bye

>>739272989
Not all jobs for a PMC require experience. I'm not sure what ones around you are like but the ones in the USA will hire an 18yr old high school graduate the day you graduate if you're determined enough. They'll train you all the same and get you ready.
I've been a lazy fuck and got my pilots license so I can join up with the infamous Blackwater/Xe/Academi and fly drones for them, though I doubt I will be pleased with it.

Have you ever gone hunting before? I take breaks every year, usually for a month to go out and take over the mountains as if they were mine. Killing isn't as big a deal as some people make it.

>>739272957
Bye Alice<3 have a good one and be safe

>>739270501
I try to make people happy, but they always end up tryign to make me upset or sad. It usually works.

>>739273246
>uk fag
>need a licence to hunt where i am, Wish i knew how to operate a gun, i've learnt everything i can online.
wish i lived in america, Getting into military/mercanary roles seems so much easier there.

>>739272227
Are you kidding i remember a Threat from you, where you told you Left and Why. Im a misanthrope, what do a psychologist say about lie 2 One like me by trying 2 help? I dont believe you are Alice forgot your own threats lol.

>>739271828
agreed

it might seem harmless but a lot of people in these threads have legit problems and are vurnerable thats why they believe in you and you reward them with transitory pleasures, when these pleasures fade they come back to you thus delaying them from seeking actual help from a professional

they are indeed orbiting around you in a status quo, seriously you might mean well but you are fooling yourself and others

>>739273460
What about the people that started seeking therapy from a real psych after befriending alice? Where do they fit into your picture of what's going on here?

>>739273352
You should meet new people. Alice left so only anons are here to help now.
I surrounded myself with negative people for years, always trying to help them but they wouldn't accept it and would instead push their ideals onto me. Making the jump into new waters, basically saying "fuck you" and leaving them all behind was easily the best decision in my life. If I hadn't I'd probably still be doing nothing with my life.
I believe in you anon, you just have to try and help yourself before helping anyone else.

>>739273393
Ah, damn. I'm Native American so I don't 'need' a license but I still got one anyway. Is your military super strict? Americans make jokes all the times with the Marines saying they eat crayons(because sometimes they do to survive tbh, also a inside joke about MREs) so I guess you're right about it being stupid easy here. I feel like you could still put an effort into working for one, since you want to leave where you are now you could look at coming here or going somewhere else.
The PMC I want to work for is based in the USA but a lot of training along with real work is done overseas.

>>739273352
I'm not OP, but that's because you expect that making others happy means they'll love you and be kind to you.
You probably go out of your way to cater to others and ignore your needs. Stop acting like a doormat and accept one rule - do stuff for others only and I mean ONLY when it gives you joy or is useful to you in some way and you don't expect anything in return.
That way you'll be satisfied and that's the most important thing.

I started coming to these threads because I thought I could help Alice, and help the people she wanted to help in ways she couldn't..
I realize though that coming here is working against my own cause. I need to go elsewhere to help people in the way I want.

>>739273718
Why even post then? Do you have problems that you actually need help with and this is your way of asking for it?

>>739273718
Working against your cause?

>>739273586
That would be good yes

I'm saying that people might replace real therapy with alicewhich is the danger, all these buzzwords like neuropsychopharmacologist can blind you from the fact that you are on /b/ which ... you know

>>739273785
Just making a statement. Posting in a 404ing thread doesn't hurt anyone..
Alice is a good, but I have no place here.

>>739274001
I just don't think Alice is to blame for anyone using her as a replacement for therapy since she always states not to do that herself.
She helps a lot of people. Only some very deluded people are "using" her as therapy

>>739271706
I'm also on fluoxetine for anxiety attacks since March (and what I would call depression but I'm not a doctor) and have at least twice tried asking for therapy or just a contact to talk to but it feels like they don't consider it necessary..

Totally makes me confident of the health care system.

>>739275649
Doctors just don't seem to care anymore

>>739270271
Are you Alice or the kid thats try too be the "new Alice" After she Left us?

>>739276206
They really dont
I was prescribed fluoxetine 40mg for panic attacks after telling my doctor i drink 1 to 3 cups of coffee daily and smoke weed

>>739270271
I have a diaper fetish. I don't remember being molested, but considering how many young children don't remember, and how full our world is with psychopathic pedophiles, I was thinking about trying hypnosis therapy. What do you think.

>>739270271
what's the difference between psychologist's help and friend's help?

>>739270271
Masters or PH.D?
What should I do if I want to become successful in psychology?