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last two digits is how many days of nofap you do and don't

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last two digits is how many days of nofap you do

and don't fucking roll if you won't do it
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Rolli pollio
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ravioli ravioli give me the rolli polli
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F
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ayy
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ok
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>>739257981
crap
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>>739257981
Going 00
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Hahahah. No.
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>>739257981
roll
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>>739259794
its only 94
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Fml roll
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I don't actually know my number
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>>739260699
>I don't actually know my number
what the fuck
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>>739260699
Woah
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>>739260699
Rip
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Rip
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Okay
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>>739260445
Shit, I can barely go two days nevermind 94. Not that there's any reason I'd want to do that and become a completely miserable fucker.
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Sheet
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hm ok rollio
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>>739257981
>inb4 99
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Kk
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>>739261361
Well, yeah you do understand the lonleyness more not fapping and have more desire in a actual relation, which hurts if you are a basementdweller never going out in the light.
So basicly you need to get yourshit toghter go outside and get laid, which isnt easy. the going outside part as women are truelly stupid and get in to relation with any one showing a tiny bit of assertion.

Which you get from no fapping.

Now during no fap your hormonal levels are more stable, resulting in a more stable less emotional mind.
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>>739262333
I didn't roll, but I if I did that 94 would have been close enough. Fuck that though, I fap 20000% more than the average man, so. Yeah not even pretending I'm gonna attempt it.
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>>739257981
D-Rolls
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>>739262706
>>739262706
>I fap 20000% more than the average man
You should stop that, its destroying your life.
Loss of stemcells http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/03/100318-men-sperm-1500-stem-cells-second-male-birth-control/
Shortening your fertility too. and ppl wonder why men have low spermcounts.
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<10
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rollos
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>>739263060
>possible crypto jew

my fucking sides
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rollo
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>>739257981
Roll
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>>739262610
>Well, yeah you do understand the lonleyness more not fapping and have more desire in a actual relation, which hurts if you are a basementdweller never going out in the light.

Loneliness is worse if I didn't and tried to hook up with a veritable barrage of people who only hate me and are incompatible. A lifetime of enjoyable masturbation is far less miserable than a lifetime of constantly being in agony while having nonstop reminders that I'm effectively incompatible with almost every single person on earth in more ways than one.

>get in to relation with any one showing a tiny bit of assertion.
This is literally the worst fucking advice there is. No. Settling for someone when you're going to bitch back and fourth all the time and then have stupid amounts of sexual incompatibility.

>>739263060
Whatever they find if it's statically relevant likely won't apply to me. I'm a statistical outlier. I've already fapped the equivocal of what a normal person living to 3417 years of age would.
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>>739263418
>I've already fapped the equivocal of what a normal person living to 3417 years of age would.
Well, I should actually correct that. I do fap that much but it's not the same equivocal sperm output. Frequency and time of masturbation is not the same as ejaculations as well. My ejaculatory output would be closer to only ~10x more than a normal person.
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>>739263418
Men used to be able to father children at the age of 90, now a days men have low sperm counts when they reach 35.
Ow and ed has risen too
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rul
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rollerino
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>>739263834
>now a days men have low sperm counts when they reach 35.
When I was younger it was worse.
If I estimate how many times I've fapped since I started fapping based on your infertility suggestion of 35, I would have been infertile basically at 17. Given equivocal sperm output per ejaculation. And If you're suggesting a set lifetime limit that one reaches.
We're long past that point.
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>>739263418
What makes you think a women should be compatibele with you?
so let me get this straight.
disney put this fucked up idea of some prince and princess story in to your head.
you then discovered porn and started fapping a shit ton.
Now you tink you are not supposed to be with a women because you are incompatibele, whilist not realizing you as a man are not supposed to be competable with a female, they are bitches. they are the women you are the men. wtf you are not supposed to be compatible but opposites you diluted disney low test wanker cunt.

get your shit together m8
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00 plz
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DARUK'S PROTECTION IS READY TO ROLL
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>>739264285
you arent infertile with low spermcounts. fapping has deprived your brain of zinc and made you stupid
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>>739257981
Okay
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can i make a last one?
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>>739264322
>What makes you think a women should be compatibele with you?
Nothing. I want. What the fuck were talking about, what we can do or what will make me miserable. A woman shouldn't anything. Should is an ought an ought needs a qualifier. In this case the qualifier is to be happy with a partner I won't fucking murder who makes me want to kill myself or them kill themselves as well, or realistically both.

You suggested a relationship and one with inferred pleasantness, a one off cumdumpster is not a relationship or something that would make me happier.
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>>739257981
Nietzsche help me
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roll nigga
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>wtf you are not supposed to be compatible but opposites you diluted disney low test wanker cunt.

Also that's retared. Same or opposite are not equivocal to compatible. Compatible means works well together and that's based on you guessed it.... whatever fucking works well together.
That being said, what the fuck would be the point of a having a woman who you fuck for 20 minutes and then you just continue to maturbation for another hour when they're not around anymore anyway. See why compatibility is useful. Because if fucking someone is part of your classy ass plan there you schmuck it helps if there's someone around to fuck anyway.

It'd also be beneficial if during fucking them you weren't so turned off by them that your dick shrivels up.
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that's okay i guess
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>>739264507
I can probably manage that
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>>739264522
Why would you want to murder or kys with your parters? this sounds like a green text anon.
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>>739264522
>>739265077
Succession of dubs demand the green text
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>>739264522
>>739264522
What made you hate women anon?
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>>739265860
I don't. You're thinking of the other guy who was responding to that post.
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im not gonna do it but roll
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>>739257981
rollang
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>>739266183
ouch
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>>739266077
Simply because i know the natural position of a women in a relation doesnt means i hate women.
btw women like being submissive, you are a bitch and i understand why women fuck you over and are not pleasurable to you.
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>>739257981
I'll try
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>>739257981
rollerino
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>>739266183
I rolled 83 yday too
Good luck
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Let's see how many minutes I take a break.
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>>739266483
it is a start.
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>>739266415
>and i understand why women fuck you over
Except you don't. That would imply I get fucked over by women, which I don't. Stop projecting kiddo and go back to "pranking" your frathouse.
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not 99 plz
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>>739257981
inb4 89-90
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Fk it rolling for the sake of my stemcells
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Rolling, not gonna do it though
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>>739257981
roll
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>>739257981
Do it for god anons!
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>>739257981
rooool
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why do I do this
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>>739266749
you still havent explained why you dont like women other then you have zero social skills and you are autistic so women drive you nuts?. you know this is what women do right? drive you nuts with their female shit, their naging and for ever talking. this is what women do, you might be old, you havent lived and know nothing about women.
Considering you are a fappa holic im guessing you had only a few relations, with sluts that fuck anything whom just fucked you because you were in their sight.
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Rollo
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>>739269802
Halleluja
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Rick rollin
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ripper rell
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Why not
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I am locked anyway so I do not care :D
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No one is going to commit but, roll.
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>>739257981
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>>739257981
rollin
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Rolla
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Need a break
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Less do it
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>>739257981
hmm
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rock and roll
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>>739270272
Whats lock, omg you wearing one of those sisiy things

Here is what you do:

Be a man get a cordless angle grinder, kick in the door of your gf, pull your pants down and grind the lock off with out cutting yor balls of.

Yell I AM A MAN!!
And fuck her hard until you blow not caring about fore play or her orgasm.
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rollo
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Let's see.
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>>739271467
Oh fuck off. Reroll.
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Gimme the blue balls
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>>739257981
Fuck you. I'll roll and if it's an acceptable amount, I'll do it.
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Rollerino peppercino
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>>739271574
While I'm not comfortable with this amount I am also a man of my word
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>>739257981

ehhh
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Nice twerk! The best dance leggings!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc2FMdpblgU&feature=youtu.be

!!!!
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Yeet.
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>>739257981
Rollin cuz why the fuck not
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>>739271620
Rolling
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>>739257981

99 incoming.

of course im not gonna do it faggot
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>>739257981
broll
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>>739257981

roll
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>>739271372
Not fapping actually gives quite a boost in energy and productivity.
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>>739257981
Amy
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>>739272163
Yes im all about no fap, but wearing that thing turns you in to a massive faggot who cant even control his own arousal
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zozzle
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>>739272900
kek, the nigger has to fap so he lowers his testosterone. kek is good. zozzle users are niggers
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Oke
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>>739257981
Roll
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pepo
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>>739272746
You are no fun :D These things are pretty cool in keeping you excited and adding extra stimuli.
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>>739273818
Yup. Basically this.
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Pls not to long
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lets go
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>>739273742
>keeping you excited and adding extra stimuli
Which causes more prostate activity resulting in more prostate fluid which turns in to a carcinogen
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>>739275711
As do fapping as do watching porn. Crymea river.
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Hai
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>>739257981
boobi roll
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Roll rip
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Ggg
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I ROLL!
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Smöl röll
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>>739257981
00 inc
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>>739257981
Lets see
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cinnamon roll
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Riggity roll
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ayylmao
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This is rickdiculous
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Rolllll
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>>739257981
Roll
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>>739257981
Won't do it fag die
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>>739257981
rollin
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/b/rolly
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R O L L A N
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Reeeell
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>>739278537
No the fact that you have to fap every day is.
The fact that you cant even stop doing it is.
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>>739257981
Papa needs a new pair of shoes
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>>739257981
roll crap
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>>739257981
Fuck that shit and roll that mothafucka
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>>739257981
RoII
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fapping as i reply
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>>739257981
roll
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>>739257981
rawl
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bet
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Rooll
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>>739279029
Calls others faggot, cant stop touching dick.
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roll, I need to stop fapping and getting high. It's ruining my life.
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>>739281688
Holy shit
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rollll
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Roll
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Release me
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Ugh. Roll.
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>>739257981
Roll
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k.
maybe i edge for a bit today, but then im doing the nofap.
looking forward to seeing my girl next weekend
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i want to be a good bf so
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Lets see
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>>739284578
I've done worse
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>>739257981
let's see
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roll
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>>739284600
that was easy
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rel
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99 get
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>>739257981
rollin
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Rolling for 1 or 2
Else fuck it
Actually just 1
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ready for this ma
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give me 666
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Hopin for under 30 leggooooooo
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sheeit
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Role
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Rolling for added time for the guy below me.

U welcome
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>>739286032
pretty close
>>739286704
only 4 days lol
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>>739257981
DOING IT FOR REAL THIS TIME.

Except noporn, because I have far too much libido if I don't fap.
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>>739286996
Wow fuck me, alright.

Challenge accepted.
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>>739257981
ima fap one and then do it i swear on me mums anus
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>>739257981
fuck it
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