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H-hello Anonymous! How w-was your Monday? Hope you've g-got

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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H-hello Anonymous! How w-was your Monday?
Hope you've g-got time to s-sit down and chat with Sakuya3D over s-some tea!

Whether it be kind words or an adjustment of your dosage of seroquel, I'm h-here to help! Don't s-suffer in silence any l-longer, darling~

Take two!
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more bread
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>>739217386
Post pics of your feminine penis
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>>739217473
I d-don't have one of those <4

H-how about some peach tea instead?
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>>739217386
>>739217386
It's okay Alice, we were all hurt at one point.

When you feel like you healed enough, we can talk. Don't worry I'll be around for you.
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>>739217386
what kinda guys do you like?
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>>739217386
Check your email, Alice. I don't want to die just yet
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>>739217536
show your hair without the wig alice!!!
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>>739217536
Where's the burn scars you fake fuck.
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>>739217536
Hell no, bitch, gimme some of day early grey wif cream and sugar or I swear on me mum's grave I'll fucking wreck you
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>>739217681
F-fine, here.
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>>739217722
N-no sugar I'm afraid. W-will stevia do?

>>739217689
On m-my body <4
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>>739217386
>>>>>/////lgbt/////
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>>739217536
Your hair is cute, it makes me want to kiss your head.
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Reminder that this gookette is a pathological liar and attention whore.

She doesn't love or care about you.

She is only pretending for your validation.

BTW Sakuya is a shit waifu.
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>>739217386
did you give up posting on /bant? its a shame that there was so many bullies there because usually /bant/ is pretty comfy
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>>739217862
Show them or just fuck off.
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>>739217829
even without the wig its messy! You're too cute alice!
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>>739217872
I'm n-not a trap dear.

>>739217911
I d-don't need nor w-want anyones validation.

>>739217930
Oh, n-no, just waiting out a ban
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>>739217386
I missed you. How have you been? I hope you haven't been working to hard. Everyone needs a break once in a while.
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>>739217386
I hate going down on my gf, I find the secretions repulsive (regardless of her immaculate hygiene) and the submissive nature of the activity makes me hate myself.

I don't buy into the rationalization that the one performing lip service is the one with the power and after a couple of minutes of doing it I feel nothing but the overwhelming desire to strangle her to death for making me feel this so inadequate. What's wrong with me?

>inb4 closeted faggot
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>>739217625
>>739217625
You don't have to keep pushing people away. Believe me it doesn't help.
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>>739217536
>POST THE SAME PICS AND WEBM OVER AND OVER THROUGHOUT THE DAY

Why even bother.
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Kys
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>>739217992
G-gah! Stop it w-with the hair!

>>739218005
Oh, m-my schedule is very intense.
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>>739217829
Cute figure desu.

Prepare for onslaught of horny /b/yards.
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>>739217829
Oh I have seen that picture before, didn't realize there was no wig.
and ahahahaa its even frizzier than with the wig on!!! so cute!!
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>>739217386
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>>739218069
There's a post on your Patreon that mentions a "shower thread". What is this, and how can I be a part of it?
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>>739217625
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>>739218028
Fake cunt. How does anyone here even put up with your bullshit anymore?
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>>739217998
>I d-don't need nor w-want anyones validation.


That's why you post on /b/ dressed up as an anime girl and pretend to care about people's problems?

How about we diagnose this Ms Neuropsych, or was it Financial expert?
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>>739218012
*blinks* Y-you have a human being twitching and moaning at your slightest t-touch, but YOU are in the submissive position?

I don't know man, it feels a hell of a lot more submissive to lay back and take it than to have control.
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>>739218069
I'm talking about irl you silly fuk. I hope you know how much you help not only me but 4chan as a whole. A place for people who have nothing to talk to someone who is willing to give actual advice.
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>>739218069
All this time to post on 4chan AND be a finance slut?

Mmm mmm doesn't add up to me.
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>>739218171
You left out Olympic swimmer who saved kids from a house fire and got scarred for life.
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>>739217998
>Oh, n-no, just waiting out a ban
What? Why would they ban you?
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>>739218022
>over and over
>twice

W-well, you are off by one "over", b-but....

>>739218018
Don't w-worry, I've g-got people to take care of me <4

>>739218043
Why s-should I?

>>739218113
Don't h-have one <4

>>739218133
I d-did that one a loooong long time ago <4
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>>739218244
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>>739218069
Glad to have you here Alice.

You have more patience than I do dealing with these anons problems.

No therapy or tea for me though.
I drink coffee and talk to a licensed therapist weekly
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>>739218312
I d-did that one a loooong long time ago <4
But what is it? My curiosity must be sated!
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>>739218269
using avatars is usually against the rules
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>>739218266
Yeah I forgot about how she said she only cut herself to save someone from suicide LOLOLOL.


Gookette is a bored incel Asian girl with at least one cluster B personality disorder, and likely social phobia.
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>>739218269
Alice2 threads used to be an instant ban on /b/ years ago, it was like boxxy cancer. How fucking new are you?
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>>739218152
*shrugs* It b-boggles the mind.

>>739218171
I'm n-not dressed as an anime girl <4

>>739218249
I d-do my best <4

>>739218258
N-notice how there is a b-big 8-10 hour gap in the middle <4 That's w-work.
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>>739218402
Tell that to the waifu threads
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>>739218195
Doesn't change the way it makes me feel. I have control issues but servitude doesn't feel like control. I get the same feeling when she's riding me. I have to look away so I can keep myself from hurting her and even then I switch out of the position quickly before the hate becomes too intense. I threw my ex off me and the bed in a similar situation so I'm trying to avoid a reoccurrence of that.
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>>739218431
when will your marry me me alice?
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Can I be your slave Alice? I am good working on vehicles and am a good seat. You can beat me if I step out of line.
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>>739218408
*blinks* W-why would I be in cluster B?

>>739218428
W-we fought through them though <4

>>739218516
Just b-because you feel a c-certain way doesn't m-mean it is real, Anonymous <4

>>739218522
Never.

>>739218523
No thank you.
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Oh I forgot to mention that she has a very poorly disguised domme kink, she wants to be an abusive mommy to a vulnerable male but doesn't really have the irl aggression or charisma to pull this off.
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>>739218312
What's your favourite exercise routine?

Also can I get some t pls, I just woke up. 2 sugars ty <3
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>>739218431
Speaking of finance...

What type of data models do you recommend for predicting stock prices, Alice? I'm only able to fit ~40% of the data using linear modeling with a bunch of predictors.
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hey it's Zero.
I didn't sleep until 7 this morning and it's hot as balls in CA
Hope all well with you Alice.
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>>739218480
>B-because I'm from /b/
That may be the most retarded reason to ban someone.
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take off your shit you fucking whore
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>>739217386
so have you ever played the touhou games or you just like the characters? I was thinking of playing them
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>>739217386
Lmao this faggot must be home alone so he can put on his sister's anine custome and be a faggot for a bit.
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>>739218621
i had the same exact question
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>>739218595
*blinks very slowly* W-wow. We've come a long way since "LEZZY AS FUCK".

>>739218604
I l-like biking <4
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>>739218244
Is that your penis, Alice?
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>>739218621
Microsoft paint
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>>739218698
hello newfriend
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>>739218312
>>739218312
>>739218312
So how do you deal with the abject negativity, the ruthless hate and disenfrachised bias? How do you deal with the fact that this world is so full of evil and degradation, everywhere from genocide, war, food shortages, human trafficking, rape, exploitation...how do you block all this out and continue with what you do?
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>>739218378
owo
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You just reminded me to take my seroquel, did you mention it cuz you take some yourself?
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>>739218431
You only work 40-50 hours a week, in finance, in NYC?

Nope nope nope nope.

I actually know people in NYC that do finance and biglaw, and none of them have the time or inclination to post this often dressed up on 4chan.
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>>739218575
>W-we fought through them though <4
Who is we? A bunch of no-life weeaboos? Great job.
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>>739218669
Hi fren
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>>739218575
Well I guess I'll tell her that the pain isn't real when I do end up hurting her. Maybe she'll respond more positively than the ex.
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>>739218575
>>No thank you.
Oh... Okay.
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>>739218621
*blinks extra slowly* You think you are going to be able to predict a huge non-linear system like the stock market with a linear model?

Are you perhaps talking about a spline model? Because how in the world will you represent most curves with just a linear model? I could understand a SYSTEM of linear models, like a spline or maybe NURBS, but....
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>>739218689
I have, they are very good

>>739218841
how are you?
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As for therapy,

I have issues with self esteem. Most of these come from my weight.

I am about 250lbs. I can lose 30 in like a month no problem, I just always gain it back and a little extra. I have never found a permanent way of losing it.

People around me are skinny yet eat way worse than I do, I just don't get it.
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>>739217386
>Seroquel
No thanks, I've got a more herbal remedy.
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>>739218900
Hello darkness my old friend
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>>739218689
I've p-played <4

>>739218698
S-sorry, no sister <4 Just a girl.

>>739218658
*shrugs* W-what can I say?

>>739218664
S-sorry, not a whore <4 You'll b-be a virgin a night longer, Anonymous!
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>>739218312
how do you get access to the Alice archive? I would also like to see these "shower threads"
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>>739218972
Oh the golden ones?
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>>739218698

>>739218467
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>>739218575
Highly sublimated compensatory narcissist with co-dependent traits.
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>>739218928
>>739218971
ok, so which game are you supposed to start with? where do you even download the games from?
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>>739218971
Senpai didn't notice Zero
/sadface
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>>739217829
Nice hooter
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>>739218778
I d-don't live in such a world <4

>>739218815
N-no, but a friend of mine does.

>>739218822
M-maybe when I move to Morgan Stanley, I'll h-have to deal with s-such issues, but the company I w-work for has a much b-better development experience than that <4

>>739218827
T-thank you!
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>>739218849
maybe dont have sex
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>>739218737
I'm not the one that called you a dyke, do you think all your critics are the same person?

Like it's pretty fucking obvious.
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>>739218972
I am catalog guy. I am missing everything before 3/15/17 due to my last computer lighting on fire.
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>>739218737
Yeah cycling is what keeps my calves big. I'm supposed to do them after a gym session but I'm always so dead.Also its my only source of cardio between me and a fat chibi me.

Got a road bike?
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>>739219081
That wasn't a compliment you dumb fuck.
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>>739218972
Y-you need an Alice Shower Account then <4

>>739219037
Yeah, I'm d-definitely not that.

>>739219045
Email m-me at [email protected], I'll link you a torrent.
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>>739219062
gave me a chuckle
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>>739219045
http://moriyashrine.weebly.com/classic-era-th6th95.html

These are the old ones that are still canon. PC-98 era should be ignored for the most part. If you want a /good/ game to start with. try Double Dealing Character (Touhou 15) or ULiL (TH15.5).

Download links are on the usual pirate sites ye
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>>739217386
Oh, Alice.. here's the tea kettle I have. They're cheap as hell and they last.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000V5X826/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_.bwBzbVVQPBRD
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>>739219135
I've tried various methods, most frequently the carb diet. I mix that with exercise then end up losing a bit of weight. I never keep to it for long, though.

It makes me envious of everyone around me.
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>>739219157
I do runs anon, well I did. I hurt my foot pretty foking bad last week and cant walk right atm. Ill get better probably. But run like a nigger that just stole a phone from a cop.
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>>739219149
>computer lighting on fire

Holy shit story kek
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>>739219092
Doesn't sound like a feasible choice besides, from behind works fine. Anal most of the time, but she bitches about our sex life being one dimensional so I try to change but it hasn't been improving.
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>>739219261
W-WE START WITH HRTP IN T-THIS HOUSE BIRDS WITH ARMS GUY

I T-TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS!
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>>739218575
>Never.
=;;(
>>
So I would like to put a bit of an addendum on this site, I've left it almost entirely unchanged except for one word but I think that its a word worth saying a little bit about. The word is abusive, this person who goes by Alice is abusive. Think Zoe Quinn if you read that kind of stuff or just wiki borderline personality for the general sketch. Victim complex, syrupy sweet one moment, trying to guilt you for the terrible wrong you've done them the next, lying, histrionic. Abusive. It's not always bad... in fact the reason it's such a nasty trap is its usually wonderful. People like this can be passionate, enthusiastic and bring a riot of color into a mundane world. They're wonderful, you love them, you need them and then they hit you. That shit is not justified, its not ok and there are people who will help and care about you who won't do this kind of bullshit. This blog keeps getting comments like mr. sp00ky going well they helped me, they were good to me so I'm sure any bad things they may have done to others were justified. Sure and maybe later when you're feeling badly treated or lied to that is justified too because they're good after all. Maybe you will be the exception but every single person I've known who is close to this person for any length of time winds up wondering if they're wrong for feeling mistreated. This is abuse. This whole site was never just about if they lied about being a girl, or this or that, it is important to point out that these are lies but that isn't the point. It is an archive of a pattern of abuse of vulnerable people by a person who believes themselves a martyr, a savior, uniquely suffering and justified in their shitty treatment of others because they're a saint in their own eyes. That is not good nor is it evil. It is shitty and limited behavior by a shitty and limited human being. Not everyone is like this. You deserve better.
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>>739219333
AHAHAHAAHA BITCH THAT AINT' EVEN A FUCKIN DANMAKU GAME ARE YOU SERIOUS

Literally WHY would you want to play that Breakout knockoff autism?
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>>739219203
>Yeah, I'm d-definitely not that.

Of course you don't think you're that. If you were honest about neuropsych you'd know people with NPD rarely acknowledge it.
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>>739219203
sent
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>>739219135
I don't have bi-polar disorder anyway, so all is well. In other news, in a stroke of pure luck, my buddy got back from Japan and got me a microfiber cloth with pic related on it.
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>>739219383
I stop with both, usually. I just lose interest and confidence in doing it.
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>>739219304
>be anon
>be possibly retarded
>get mad at game
>pour gas on computer
>it blow up

What do you want nigger? It overheated and fried. Possibly an over exaggeration saying it lit up but it kinda did.
>>
i'm hungry. Hungry for shit
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>>739219383
what are the shower threads?
>>
>>739219384
W-wow, I almost can't read this b-because it is so dense, b-but every time I get a few words in I s-start laughing.

>>739219419
I W-WILL SEND YOU TO MILITARY CAMP IF Y-YOU BEHAVE THIS WAY!

IN MY DAY BREAKOUT W-WAS GOOD ENOUGH!

>>739219432
T-that seems like a catch-22 d-dear. P-pretty sure denying it d-doesn't mean I have it.

>>739219476
You uh...c-can't. If you w-want to keep weight off indefinitely.
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>>739219384
>Think Zoe Quinn if you read that kind of stuff or just wiki borderline personality for the general sketch. Victim complex, syrupy sweet one moment, trying to guilt you for the terrible wrong you've done them the next, lying, histrionic. Abusive. It's not always bad... in fact the reason it's such a nasty trap is its usually wonderful. People like this can be passionate, enthusiastic and bring a riot of color into a mundane world.

This. This. This. This.

I've been trying to tell people this all thread.

They won't listen.
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>>739219303
Kek

What kind of runs?
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>>739219576
It w-was a cooking thread I m-made a long time ago <4
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>>739219383
No problem. I live off coffee, but tea is a really nice ritual. I like mixing nice green and black teas with random spices and fruit (cucubmber is good in black tea- who knew)
You really can't beat good loose leaf tea.
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>>739219437
Dont expect a reply anytime soon.
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>>739217386
What's your opinion on vidya Alice? And what's your favorite game series if you have one
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>>739219576
nude threads
nude doggo
>>
Dear Doctor Alice,

Last week, I met a girl at a nerd gathering of sorts. She was alone. In my interactions with her, I focused on making sure that she felt welcome and comfortable, but my more brash companions scolded me me for not trying to get her number/being more forward.

What do you think? I honestly did want her to be comfortable, but I'd be lying if I said my kindness was entirely unselfish. Which approach would make me stand out more?

Best Wishes,

I'm not a robot
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>>739219485
well shit, got anything juicy from after 3/15/17 then?
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>>739219582
Maybe b-because it isn't true <4 I also d-don't remember when I was a victim....?

>>739219613
I j-just pop caffiene pills.

>>739219635
Half Life.
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>>739219580
>in my day

You're literally like 6 months older than I am at once

Go to your room, you're grounded! PC-98 is forbidden in this household and so are threats to go to military camp!

>>739219637
lewd
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>>739219580
Denying also doesn't mean you don't have it, but why am I trying to argue with a dumb gook whore who needs to submit to white cocks NOW.
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>>739219580
ALICE SEND ME TO BOOT PLEASE!
I am not >>739219419 but I would love that punishment.
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>>739219638
I'm n-not a doctor dear <4

I t-think maybe you s-should have asked at the end of t-the night, b-but made her comfortable at the start <4
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>>739219637
Nude doggo you say oWo
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>>739219485
Keked

Aw here I was thinking you developed a new form of napalm with an amd card or some shit
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>>739217386
My monday was alright.
I'm a little dead inside but otherwise I can't complain.
how was yours, sakuya?
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encyclopediadramatica.rs/Alice_Margatroid
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Hi anon.

I have a dilemma.

I don't love my wife anymore. I am not attracted to her. The problem is I don't want to give any of my shit to her--I am very well off, and she was poor before we married.

What the fuck do I do?

She's out of town, and I have an escort coming by in a couple hours. Never had an escort to me house before, but there's a first time for everything.
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>>739219613
>I live off coffee
Yes.
YES.
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>>739219787
C-could have used more Mokou hugs <4 *huggles*

>>739219830
T-too bad, if y-you don't get in front of it and ask for a divorce she'll g-get way more when she c-catches you cheating.
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>>739219667
.. yeesh! I need structure, sure, but you certainly need to learn to take time for life's little pleasures. You can make good tea in 5 minutes.
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>>739218698
Oh boy a newfag. Alice has been here for years thanks for proving your ignorance
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>>739219667
>Half Life

We should play Sven Half Life Co-Op sometime

You bring the pew pew I bring the crowbar

>>739219811
who the fUCK i s that

>>739219830
Have you talked about the disconnect with her at all or is it still a secret?
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>>739218919
The fact that you aren't even using quant terms to try to talk about quant shit is just more proof you're a bullshitter.

>if you're not a bullshitter you'll be able to prove me wrong easily
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Good night Alice I enjoy our little talks.
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